/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance★

>>296519 (OP)

Wait is the vag scale removable or is it some kind of weird pasty?

>>296519 (OP)

>"you sure are hun, but have you seen these keys?" *jingle jingle*

>>296519 (OP)

wurms are cute but simple.

>>296519 (OP)

I'm roofing my shed, unless she has figured out how to climb ladders without the use of legs she is useless to me.

>>296532

She can hold the ladder steady for you.

Of course you can help me, dear. You can help me by helping me look for my glasses. I'm as blind as a bat without them.

they call her doctor wurm

>>296539

Is she interested in things?

>>296521

I like to think it's detachable

>>296519 (OP)

>Wurm waifu puts on glasses

>Thinks that wearing glasses makes her smart

>Too dumb to know that it won't work so it really does make her smart

>Goes back to being dumb as s stump when she takes them off

>go home after a day out of the house

>kitchen is a mess, it's like a raccoon got into the house

>wurm is covered in flour, raw egg, all manner of cooking ingredients

>"I made you a cake anon, but it's a bit dry!"

>hands you the box of cake mix

>you let her play with your house keys because of how hard she worked today

>go home after a day out of the house

>kitchen is a mess, it's like a raccoon got into the house

>wurm is covered in flour, raw egg, all manner of cooking ingredients

>"I made you a cake anon, but it's a bit dry!"

>hands you the box of cake mix

>you let her play with your house keys because of how hard she worked today

>>296521

>>296556

There appears to be string holding it there. I think she's using one of her shed scales as a sort of bikini.

>>296539

>>296543

I love the both of you.

https://pastebin.com/vyk9NWDY

Here's a comfy wurm story (not my OC, it was in one of the writefag threads)

>>296674

Of course not, and that's the deviousness of it. Not even they know their own potential genius.

>>296793

B.

>>296793

I pick secret option E

>wurm tries to help me do cell cultures in the oncology lab

>accidentally creates super-cancer

welp

>>296826

>wurm starts panicking and adding whatever chemicals are laying around to the sample

>she's shouting random medical terms to try to convince you she knows what she's doing

>sample starts to coalesce into a giant ooze monster

>>296832

What if it the ooze monster became a literal cancer slime girl? Imagine the possibilities of fucking a big, giant tumorous slime.

>>296826

>random terrorist cells spring up airdropping wurms into populated areas, often resulting in massive death tolls from weaponized dumb

>>296837

>often resulting in massive death tolls from weaponized dumb

sounds a lot like social JUSTICE except with monster girls

>>296793

They're all correct.

This is now a dumb wurm joke thread.

A werecat, kobold, and wurm are being chased by a paladin for breaking into his son's bedroom. Spotting a nearby barn, they quickly dash into it and conceal themselves within three sacks of grain. The paladin enters the barn, goes up to the first sack, and kicks it. The werecat hiding inside says "Meow, meow!". The paladin thinks it's just a regular cat and moves on to the second sack, which he also kicks. From within, the kobold barks "Woof, woof!" The paladin assumes that a normal dog is inside and moves to the last sack. He winds up and delivers it a hearty kick. Thinking quickly, the wurm shouts "Corn, corn!"…

>>296793

>"At random"

>Doesn't specify what distribution we take.

A valid answer is B - I choose randomly using the distribution

p(A) = p(D) = 0

p(B) = p(C) = 0.5

Suck my dick.

>>296674

>She's so gullible that if you tell her that she is a genius she'd actually become one

So basically Wurms are like Orks were their latent magic potential and the sheer scope of their denseness and stubbornness means that reality bends to make make their assumptions a reality?

>>296521

you just kinda flip it open like you do the lid to the gas up your car

What if a wurm swapped all of its physical strength for instant intelligence? Would the sudden difference in realization and thinking drive her insane?

>>355553

Yeah. It's like a caveman adapting to the modern world

>>296793

Aw fuck me. Here, lemme break out bayes' theorem. Actually, no. There's two correct options and we choose at random so p(correct)=.5 . Key word is random. I could do it with Naive Bayes' but I am not going to break out college level math for a problem with an anime girl on it.

>>321424

You're a dumbass, son. You'll never get a STEM degree if you keep thinking in that unscientific way.