/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance★

>>295577 (OP)

It'd start off with my waifu waking me up with a bj in the early morning. Then once the daughteru has woken up sometime after, I'd get breakfast in bed served by her. Cake, presents, and a very light lunch at noon. Throughout the afternoon, I get some peace and quiet in my mancave so that I can play vidya in peace or play them with my daughteru and/or waifu if they want. At dinner, we'd all go out to my favorite steakhouse and eat until we're about to burst. Once I tuck my daughteru in to bed and thank her for a great father's day, me and my waifu head to bed and try for a second daughteru!

>>295586

>selling yourself short.

You're going to get kids at this rate.

>>295586

Come to think of it, isn't being on /monster/ while not wanting kids a lot like being on an imageboard without being a weeaboo?

>>295589

Unicorn bait detected

>>295588

not really

I am femdom fag that wants monsters to run everything, and don't want kids

>>295589

Reported.

>>295593

genuinely impossible

>>295587

>Implying I haven't had a vasectomy

I caught my ex cheating with this.

I never laughed harder in my life.

>>295603

Mamono mana would still devasectomize you, anon.

>>295586

>>295593

Personally I'd like to be with my waifu for several years or even decades before having any kids, just so that we can live for awhile, just the two of us, without any interruptions that a child would bring. Monster girls live much longer than humans, and their husbands do as well, so there's no worry about an expiration date on her eggs. You can wait until the both of you are ready. But I would eventually like to have plenty of daughterus with her!

>>295606

But daughterus are one of the best things about monstergirls.true you can wait, but by waiting you limit the number of daughterus. Even with monstergirls fertility eventually declines and the odds of having a pregnancy without any complications falls as well. Besides that the best time to raise children is while you are young. Because as you get older it gets harder and harder to keep up with them so to speak.

>>295608

And it can cause problems with the child. You don't want an autistic daughteru. Some men might be into it but not all!

>>295605

I personally refuse to believe that mana is that big of a macguffin. I hate settings that use shit like that.

>wife died? Mamono mana

>need money? Mamono mana

>lonely? Mamono mana

>hurt? Mamono mana

It takes the risk out of every decision. Magic like that is the reason I have resurection magic rare as hell and very unpredictable in the games I DM.

I want then to let me sleep because today was a tiring day and I'm working tomorrow.

>>295608

>>295609

>Even with monstergirls fertility eventually declines and the odds of having a pregnancy without any complications falls as well

>You don't want an autistic daughteru

>implying mamono mana doesn't prevent that

>>295603

Are you the same guy from that cap?

>>295609

>some men might into it

What kind of sick fuck would willingly and knowingly subject a child to autism? the mental and social problems that child will have are horrible. Let alone the toll that condition would take upon whomever is the caretaker of said child. Anyone who would want to subject a child to that kind of life is disgusting.

>>295680

Yeah sure if they end up low functioning autist. If they end up high functioning autist they will be fine, just a bit eccentric or 'wierd' not worth the gamble in my opinion though. Got to get those kids in her belly while she's at peak fertility anons.

>>295680

>>295684

>>295617

>genetic defects from old eggs

Not autism.

>low functioning autism

Acquired brain damage. Caused by many things. Called autism to divert blame from the cause.

>high functioning autism

A meme.

I miss the 90s.

>>295577 (OP)

By improving myself, for waifu and goddess.

>>295680

I mean more that some guys would want an autistic waifu. Not so much an autistic daughteru.

>>295697

Anon, I asked how your waifu and daughterus would celebrate it, not you.

If it's anything like what I did today for my dad, it'd go like this.

>Daughteru goes out early to buy beer and candy for me.

>Then decides to take the family out for lunch.

>The place we get to is packed.

>Waifu tells her "I told you it'd be packed."

>Daughteru drives back home and puts something to cook while feeling guilt over ruining today and wasting gas.

>>295754

>not giving your dad a sixpack of a beer he likes

I'd really just want a sixpack and a happy smile from my daughteru

>>295709

Fugg, I'm an idiot.

Anyways, my waifu would celebrate it with loving and tender cuddles and making me my favorite foods.

>>295577 (OP)

By giving me mangos from their mango trees.

>Fathers day comes

>Wake up to an empty bed

>Danuki Waifu and Daughteru are downstairs preparing breakfast

>Rest of the day is spent spending time with the family

>>295684

Dude, high functioning autism is better described as Social Retardation.

>>295608

>Daughters

>not a son to carry on my name and line

It's like you want my ancestors to spit upon me in the afterlife!

>>295774

>baphomet that gives birth to mango dryads

How would that even happen?

>>297932

<How would that even happen?

By filling her with your mango seed.

>>298479

I dunno about him, but not wanting to pass on your genetic mental illnesses seems like a pretty good reason not to breed.