55f1f6 No.295577
Papi's Day is tomorrow. How will your waifu and daughterus help celebrate it?
6df94e No.295578
>>295577
Hopefully, by being real one day
8bb933 No.295580
>>295577
It'd start off with my waifu waking me up with a bj in the early morning. Then once the daughteru has woken up sometime after, I'd get breakfast in bed served by her. Cake, presents, and a very light lunch at noon. Throughout the afternoon, I get some peace and quiet in my mancave so that I can play vidya in peace or play them with my daughteru and/or waifu if they want. At dinner, we'd all go out to my favorite steakhouse and eat until we're about to burst. Once I tuck my daughteru in to bed and thank her for a great father's day, me and my waifu head to bed and try for a second daughteru!
c393f6 No.295583
MFW when no daughteru.MFW no waifu.
d54476 No.295586
>>295577
>Implying I want kids
80ccfc No.295587
>>295586
>selling yourself short.
You're going to get kids at this rate.
55f1f6 No.295588
>>295586
Come to think of it, isn't being on /monster/ while not wanting kids a lot like being on an imageboard without being a weeaboo?
ff8a64 No.295589
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Perhaps we could speak about a different father?
e4204c No.295591
>>295589
Unicorn bait detected
5054f1 No.295593
>>295588
not really
I am femdom fag that wants monsters to run everything, and don't want kids
fb7bc6 No.295594
2a9e2e No.295599
>>295593
genuinely impossible
6e8aa4 No.295603
>>295587
>Implying I haven't had a vasectomy
I caught my ex cheating with this.
I never laughed harder in my life.
55f1f6 No.295605
>>295603
Mamono mana would still devasectomize you, anon.
8bb933 No.295606
>>295586
>>295593
Personally I'd like to be with my waifu for several years or even decades before having any kids, just so that we can live for awhile, just the two of us, without any interruptions that a child would bring. Monster girls live much longer than humans, and their husbands do as well, so there's no worry about an expiration date on her eggs. You can wait until the both of you are ready. But I would eventually like to have plenty of daughterus with her!
131393 No.295608
>>295606
But daughterus are one of the best things about monstergirls.true you can wait, but by waiting you limit the number of daughterus. Even with monstergirls fertility eventually declines and the odds of having a pregnancy without any complications falls as well. Besides that the best time to raise children is while you are young. Because as you get older it gets harder and harder to keep up with them so to speak.
07aeac No.295609
>>295608
And it can cause problems with the child. You don't want an autistic daughteru. Some men might be into it but not all!
6e8aa4 No.295611
>>295605
I personally refuse to believe that mana is that big of a macguffin. I hate settings that use shit like that.
>wife died? Mamono mana
>need money? Mamono mana
>lonely? Mamono mana
>hurt? Mamono mana
It takes the risk out of every decision. Magic like that is the reason I have resurection magic rare as hell and very unpredictable in the games I DM.
193e1e No.295614
I want then to let me sleep because today was a tiring day and I'm working tomorrow.
8bb933 No.295617
>>295608
>>295609
>Even with monstergirls fertility eventually declines and the odds of having a pregnancy without any complications falls as well
>You don't want an autistic daughteru
>implying mamono mana doesn't prevent that
764bfb No.295678
>>295603
Are you the same guy from that cap?
131393 No.295680
>>295609
>some men might into it
What kind of sick fuck would willingly and knowingly subject a child to autism? the mental and social problems that child will have are horrible. Let alone the toll that condition would take upon whomever is the caretaker of said child. Anyone who would want to subject a child to that kind of life is disgusting.
d8ca05 No.295684
>>295680
Yeah sure if they end up low functioning autist. If they end up high functioning autist they will be fine, just a bit eccentric or 'wierd' not worth the gamble in my opinion though. Got to get those kids in her belly while she's at peak fertility anons.
764bfb No.295686
>>295680
>>295684
>>295617
>genetic defects from old eggs
Not autism.
>low functioning autism
Acquired brain damage. Caused by many things. Called autism to divert blame from the cause.
>high functioning autism
A meme.
I miss the 90s.
32c126 No.295697
>>295577
By improving myself, for waifu and goddess.
07aeac No.295708
>>295680
I mean more that some guys would want an autistic waifu. Not so much an autistic daughteru.
55f1f6 No.295709
>>295697
Anon, I asked how your waifu and daughterus would celebrate it, not you.
4a5e29 No.295754
If it's anything like what I did today for my dad, it'd go like this.
>Daughteru goes out early to buy beer and candy for me.
>Then decides to take the family out for lunch.
>The place we get to is packed.
>Waifu tells her "I told you it'd be packed."
>Daughteru drives back home and puts something to cook while feeling guilt over ruining today and wasting gas.
057f36 No.295755
>>295754
>not giving your dad a sixpack of a beer he likes
I'd really just want a sixpack and a happy smile from my daughteru
32ef30 No.295768
>>295709
Fugg, I'm an idiot.
Anyways, my waifu would celebrate it with loving and tender cuddles and making me my favorite foods.
80ccfc No.295770
>>295577
By giving me mangos from their mango trees.
55f1f6 No.295774
>>295770
>baphomet that gives birth to mango dryads
e4d1bb No.295814
>Fathers day comes
>Wake up to an empty bed
>Danuki Waifu and Daughteru are downstairs preparing breakfast
>Rest of the day is spent spending time with the family
1b79cc No.297738
>>295684
Dude, high functioning autism is better described as Social Retardation.
>>295608
>Daughters
>not a son to carry on my name and line
It's like you want my ancestors to spit upon me in the afterlife!
8bb933 No.297932
>>295774
>baphomet that gives birth to mango dryads
How would that even happen?
55f1f6 No.297985
>>297932
<How would that even happen?
By filling her with your mango seed.
c523b5 No.298358
>I hope my precious daughter is doing well
>Must be hard, living in such a strange land
>I bet she trains hard every day, that's my girl!
>It's been so long since I last saw her
>I hope she'll one day a find the right mate, just like I found my beloved wife
>I'm a little sad she didn't write me a letter for Father's Day but she probably has more important things on her mind than her dumb old dad
80ccfc No.298377
>>298358
I think Donovan did it better.
e86a84 No.298479
>>295586
You'd better be either jewish or mulatto.
e094ae No.298515
>>298479
I dunno about him, but not wanting to pass on your genetic mental illnesses seems like a pretty good reason not to breed.