/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>>295283

We need diligent yeti meido with lemon pantsu OC immediately.

>>295286

Think of the slime and effects of madness from a Shoggoth though. Between that and an overbearing tyrannical society of eternal cleanliness, I'd choose the Yeti with warm cuddles and lemon scented freshness.

So who's be sisters of battle if kikis take the role of space marines?

>>295289

Butlers probably. Maybe pool boys or groundskeepers.

But can the Brothers of Cleanliness find waifus among the Space Maids? Or is such a union forbidden love?

>>295300

40k parody, love is forbidden.

At best if they retire they can start fucking their kitsune schoolteacher friend.

Reposting from the dream thread.

>There is no time to be lost! Cleaning-sisters!

>Space Maids, today, the enemy is at our door! We know our duty and we will do it! We clean for our honor, as Sud Ravens, as Space Maids, and we clean in the name of the Grand Matron!

>If we die this day, we die in glory. We die heroes' deaths! But we shall not die, no, it is the enemy who will taste cleanliness and defeat! As you know, most of our cleaning-sisters are stationed in space, prepared to deep cleanse!

>Our perimeter has been prepared in the event that our enemy should be so bold and so foolish! We have placed numerous beacons, allowing for multiple, simultaneous and devastating defensive deep cleanses.

>The Codex Washtartes names this maneuver "Steel Rinse". We will descend upon the foe, we will overwhelm them, we will leave none filthy! Meanwhile, our ground forces will ensure the full spotlessness of our headquarters…

>We are the Space Maids! We are the Grand Matron's fury!

>>295279

>At the end of the 41st millennium the enemies of man and monster are greater then ever.

>The Orks, brutal and primitive, are more active then ever. WAAAGH's rising faster then the Imperium can put them down. Threatening to drown the galaxy in a green tide of rape.

>The Eldar ever so arrogant and mercurial seeing fit to do as they like with no remorse in an attempt to save their dying species.

>Their dark cousins plundering the galaxy for the dark city of Commorragh needing to satiate their ever increasing hunger to stave off she who thirsts.

>Hive fleet leviathan entering from above and below the galactic plane threatening holy Terra itself. The ravenous creatures seeking to consume all life.

>The forces of /chaos/ boiling over into the materium at a rate the inquisition cannot control. Unholy cults springing up across the breadth of the Imperium dedicated to the depravity and madness of their dark masters.

>In the grimdarkness of the far future there is only war.

>>295347

Nigger you barely adapted that at all, put some effort in

>At the end of the 41st millennium the enemies of man and /monster/ are greater then ever.

>The Orcs, brutal (but with a certain rough quality), are more active then ever, with each AAAAH~! rising faster then the Imperium can put them down. Threatening to drown the galaxy in a green tide of rape.

>The Wans, ever mercurial, see fit to do as they like; constantly inconveniencing men with their demands of walkies and cuddling.

>Their dark cousins plunder the galaxy from the dark city of Detroit needing to satiate their ever increasing hunger to stave off childlessness at 30.

>Slime fleet leviathan entering from above and below the galactic plane threatening holy Terra itself. The ravenous creatures seeking to rape and then cuddle all life.

>The forces of /chaos/ boiling over into the materium at a rate the Auxquisition cannot control. Unholy cults springing up across the breadth of the board dedicated to the depravity and madness of their foul perversions.

>In the grimdarkness of the far future there is only rape.

>>295327

>let's send our men directly into the enemy army

You know, looking back on it that was a pretty god damn stupid plan. Especially since Gorgutz won so they'd be surrounded by orks in melee range with no ability to pull out.