>be me
>50 years old
>proud father of seven children
>they're all grown up now, all my sons have waifus and all my catgirl daughterus have husbands
>in fact, my youngest daughter is coming over with her husband today
>this will be the first time my wife and I meet him in person
>my wife is nervous
>I am fully prepared
>the doorbell rings, that must be them now
>I march over to the door and fling it open
>there's my daughter, Catherine - she looks healthy and full of life, her tail flicking merrily
>she has a big grin on her face at seeing me
>not for long
>"Dad, this is-"
>"KITTY CAT! HOW WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU AGAIN!"
>she cringes at the volume and the use of that pet name she always loathed
>I'm fairly sure the neighbours heard
>I hear my wife laughing from the kitchen
>Catherine frowns
>"Dad, you know I ha-"
>I cut her off in mid-sentence, adressing her husband
>"And you must be Dennis. It's good to finally meet you, boy."
>The poor lad is clearly quite shaken
>"Th-thank you sir, I-"
>"Kitty Cat, don't look so dismayed! Aren't you happy to see your father?"
>she scowls and opens her mouth to speak
>I quickly reach over and give her head a quick pat
>she practically hisses as she tries to swat it away - luckily, raising four cat-daughters gives a man lighting reflexes
>I deftly move my hand away and place it on her husband's shoulder
>"Welcome to my home, Derek. Can I offer you a drink of something?"
>"Sir, my name's actually D-"
>"Anon, by all means call me Anon."
>He and I walk into the house, leaving Catherine behind
>"Daaad, you didn't even let me introdu-"
>I kick the door shut, leaving Catherine outside
>"Sit down, Destin, I'll be with you in a moment"
>Rather bewildered, he takes a seat inside, my wife comes in to meet him
>as they get talking I walk back over to the door and open it
>my daughter is absolutely fuming
>"You always do thi-"
>"For heaven's sake, Catherine, get inside. You're letting a draught in."
>she stomps inside and sits down next to her husband
>doesn't even greet her mother, too busy glaring daggers at me
>mfw thinking about all the bullying she's going to get from her husband over this