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File: ad704733d381ff8⋯.jpg (634.19 KB, 977x1200, 977:1200, gremlin kc.jpg)

File: c92b905941d4db3⋯.jpg (24.89 KB, 500x388, 125:97, femlin alternative handhol….jpg)

File: 167f0933e07b28f⋯.jpg (182.14 KB, 1160x1936, 145:242, femlin headpat.jpg)

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7f2918 No.288254

Who would win in a catfight, one gremlin or a hundred femlins?

Gremlins:

>masters of all branches of mechanical, electrical, and chemical science, with some nuclear experience

>can create functioning automatons as additional allies

>able to operate multiple ranged weapons at once

>puffier vulvas than any other mamono

>can augment their hands for vibrating headpats and handjobs

>motivated by the full force of her smug demeanor

Femlins:

>vast range of talents, the ideal jock-of-all-trades mamono

>can soothsay future waifu-related events like they once did with Grape-kun

>able to operate two firearms at a time, but their effectiveness is questionable at best

>small targets

>skilled in the art of handholds and headpats, though not vibration-compatible

>capable of some smug, but primarily motivated by their dream of gathering up as much mamono mana as possible and using it to make playboy great again

Who wins?

c57b1e No.288256

>>288254

My money's on whichever one has the puffiest vulva.

So definitely gremlin.


7f2918 No.288258

>>288256

Yeah, but then you'd have to debate whether or not the femlins' combined puffiness adds up to being greater than that of the gremlin, but most of them have that triangular pube patch that makes determining it difficult.


c1067e No.288273

File: 2120b0c692c3947⋯.png (1.03 MB, 950x570, 5:3, So this is what it feels l….png)

>Be me

>Local Paladindu

>Wake up to the sound of tiny marching and power tools

>Look outside window to see a tiny green midget with fluffy green ears and robot body guards next her, all of them are decked out in weapons that should be in DOOM

>Facing them is an army of tiny women wielding stick, spears and the occasional handgun

>Quickly go downstairs to my fridge and grab a cream soda while I record this on my phone

>Not long after the fighting breaks out a nuclear bomb goes off destroying all electronics and building around my house

>Luckily I built my house out of faith, cardboard paper and super glue

>It's down to the final femlin vs the battle weary Gremlin

>Gremlin falls on top of femlin winning

>Go outside and riffle through the Gremlin's pockets stealing $50 from her

>So this is what it's like to be a danuki


604e99 No.288307

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7f2918 No.288393

File: 7d5db9ed16fbe51⋯.png (64.15 KB, 306x417, 102:139, BB Hood MVC2 sketch.png)


27f56c No.288428

>>288273

You forgot that two of the femlins appear to be able to ride on top of Joseph Stalin, who is obviously the puffiest of all vulvas in the area.


9175d9 No.288816

>>288273

>>Not long after the fighting breaks out a nuclear bomb goes off destroying all electronics and building around my house

>>Luckily I built my house out of faith, cardboard paper and super glue

God bless


3f9fe5 No.288860

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Gremlins vs Femlins

like that but with cute grill voices instead




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