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09d234 No.288030

How the hell is there still no Mother's Day thread up?

Anyway, here's how this thread'll work.

If you love your mom, ask her what her favorite monster girl is and why.

If you hate your mom, tell us what monster girl you'd prefer to have as your mom and why.

Additionally, regardless of how you feel about your mom, describe whatever you can about making your waifu into a mother.

fb2657 No.288031

>>288030

It's simple first you Hold her hand , second you kiss her and lie her down, then you have sex in the missionary position.


fa52d1 No.288034

File: 2e40b1fdbc47dbd⋯.png (94.32 KB, 500x375, 4:3, tumblr_oatd17UD8f1uaxebao1….png)

>>288030

>What to do in order to make waifu a mother

Making a mother out of your waifu isn't easy, so it's best to practice baby making as often as possible.

>not using interlocking fingers with the lights on

Amateur. You're not making a baby any time soon with that approach


d9cd62 No.288043

>>288034

>lights on

it's like you want to see her naughty bits or something


c06be4 No.288051

>Asking your mom what her favorite monster girl is.

Why would you do that? Are you retarded?


09d234 No.288055

>>288051

I dunno anon, someone here was able to at least get their mom to answer she liked mermaids best at one of our past Mother's Days.


ac8fb0 No.288061

>>288030

>If you love your mom, ask her what her favorite monster girl is and why.

>If you hate your mom, tell us what monster girl you'd prefer to have as your mom and why.

How about we just describe our mothers' personalities and accomplishments and discuss which monstergirls they match respectively? For example:

My mother is a retired Army engineer (colonel-rank). All the people I talked to about her work told me she was notorious in her brigade for being a workaholic and overly-demanding taskdriver (nice to know it wasn't just me she drove into the dirt.) She was fast-tracked through promotions because she got results so efficiently, but had to leave the force early because of stress-derived ailments.

I imagine she'd be an Anubis. A hardline Anubis.


c06be4 No.288062

>>288055

But that's like asking your Dad what his favorite anime? It sounds so autistic!

>>288061

I like this guy's idea.


09d234 No.288063

>>288062

>But that's like asking your Dad what his favorite anime? It sounds so autistic!

You can easily word it differently and ask what their favorite female mythical being is.


38aaa2 No.288079

>>288061

>as a kid, was enough of a firecracker and a tomboy that she was essentially the alpha of her siblings, even amongst the brothers who were bigger than her

>kicked the shit out of bullies in elementary, middle, and high school while doing well in academics

>got the nickname "Tiger Eyes" from her siblings and classmates from how her eyes looked when she got mad

>can confirm this from firsthand experience when I would do something bad as a kid and experience the look myself

>animals loved and still love her, sick/injured dogs, cats and birds would show up on her family's doorstep and she would nurse them back to full health

>one particular example was a dog with injured backlegs, he could barely twitch them and it had open sores with maggots crawling in them

>grandpa told her he would put it down

>she looked at its eyes and said "No, it still wants to live."

>spent the next several months picking maggots out of the wounds and applying antibiotics to them and dressing them, feeding it goat's milk from a bottle, and when the wounds closed up, massaging the legs to stimulate the muscles and eventually getting it to the point where it could stagger its way to her

>all of this was while she was still going to middle school

>dog not only survived, it regained full use of its legs and became a household pet

that stayed with her until it died from old age

>regularly does house repair projects for our house and has no problem with handling tools, climbing on roofs, or crawling in dirty places

>despite having a career as a local gov analyst, was still always there to fulfill her motherly duties like taking care of me when I was sick (which was a lot as a kid), helping me with my studies, and driving me to the hospital in the dead of night when I nearly died from severe asthmatic attacks, twice

>the last one stands out even more to me because when she asked my dad to drive us both, on both occasions, he just said "He'll be fine." and went back to sleep. Both times, the doctors told her that if it had been another hour, I'd be dead.

>the females on her side of the family, herself included, look younger then they actually are; she's in her 50s but looks like she's early 30s, my aunt is even more pronounced with her being older, but looking younger

>still fit and keeps a good figure with regular exercise and a proper diet

>doctors have a hard time finding her pulse without machine aid

>once told me a story of how her grandma claimed to have met fairy children back in the Philippines and escaped an invitation to dine with them by asking for salt

>devout Catholic

Honestly, I don't even know what kind of MG she would be. Jinko? Angel? Beats me. All I know is that I do my best to practice the values she instilled in me and demonstrates herself. I guess that means I won't be converting to Ammitism any time soon though.


09d234 No.288080

>>288079

>All I know is that I do my best to practice the values she instilled in me and demonstrates herself. I guess that means I won't be converting to Ammitism any time soon though.

Your mom's pretty damned JUSTICE, anon. Her values sure sound like they apply to Ammitism to me.


d9cd62 No.288082

>>288061

my mother is an excellent example of 3DPD, so I dont think I could accurately compare her to a monstergirl


09d234 No.288085

>>288082

Which is exactly why you should talk about what monster girl you'd prefer as your own mother instead, anon.


c06be4 No.288113

>>288079

From how your mother's life story sounded, she would definitely fit in as a Jinko.


1b7500 No.288123

>>288079

Damn, I wish my mom was as cool as yours.


fb2657 No.288147

>>288079

Maybe she's fey


01612d No.288150

>it's another blogposting thread


38aaa2 No.288151

>>288113

>>288123

I actually didn't believe all of these stories until I took a trip to the Philippines to visit my grandparents and other family there, and found out from them that she wasn't just trying to sound cool to me. That was also the year I learned that my grandma on mom's side was apparently the regional rifle champ back during her high school years, and that at one point my mom slept on a couch near the door with a loaded machinegun in hand because commie rebels were active in the area and trying to hunt down Philippine Army members, my grandpa being one of them.

I also learned some less glamorous stuff, like how at times her family struggled with finances, and how her parents would sometimes skip meals so the kids could eat, and how her and all her siblings would pool all their spare cash occasionally just to stock the larder behind their parents back so they wouldn't feel humiliated over such things. This also explained why she always made sure to keep our cabinets stocked with spare food and maintains a meticulous ledger of her expenditures.


f0032d No.288155

>>288150

>no fun allowed


09d234 No.288182

>>288151

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippine_mythical_creatures

Got any clue of what particular fairies they might have been? The only thing here that seems to be named as explicitly having an aversion to salt is the manananggal, but salt being a sort of purification method to ward off evil spirits is pretty common across cultures, so it could have been some other type of flip creature.


72e11f No.288197

>>288031

i was not dissappointed.


72e11f No.288198

>>288034

>not using interlocking fingers with the lights on

i sweat these amatures, cant get anything done right, look at the sad rate of progression.


72e11f No.288200

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i honestly tell you, this woman, i want her to suck my dick so hard, i want to feed myself on her milk, make a mother out of this mother, although she is a Nee-San, but i will make an Oka San out of her, she is totally MaMa type, the hard question whether to fuck her hardcore or make sweet vanilla, finger interlocking sex.


1a6a20 No.288205

File: e81b6848af08104⋯.jpg (108.59 KB, 850x812, 425:406, Manticore_3.jpg)

I want to get this lovely lady pregnant by having her sting me repeatedly so I can keep giving her my seed until he's impregnated beyond any doubt. While I tell her I love her.


17381a No.288463

>>288205

"She's impregnated" fixed there for you good sir!


f9c1c9 No.288477

File: ac57e837d6771fd⋯.png (1.49 MB, 1750x2396, 875:1198, a_bit_of_sunshine_peeks_th….png)

I hired her to fill the job of a house wife, and after a while I asked her to be my house wife. Then after months of planning* and economic preparation we had missionary sex for the soul purpose of procreation** and soon came a child. Now she says ara ara every once in a while to humor me.


64dcb9 No.288489

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>>288463

>tfw my desire to give my waifu children is scuppered by an embarrassing typo

Well corrected m8


ac848b No.288491


01e8b5 No.288492

>>288491

>implying 3dpd would even think about visiting this holy site of refinement and self-improvement


ac848b No.288493

File: bae405c6f347aa2⋯.jpg (35.69 KB, 550x404, 275:202, spurdo dib.jpg)

>>288492

That's not the point


43b852 No.288511

>>288200

Hear me out, double dubs, for I may have the answer to your dilemma…

How about… BOTH!

Show her the multiple appearance of love, show her slowly, delicately and passionately that you'll take care of her as you press your bodies close together, that you'll listen to her as she sighs pleased by your touch, that you'll speak with her when she needs it as you whisper her name in her ear; and that no matter the challenges you'll face, the two of you will overcome them, together, as you hold her hands in yours, both of you coming undone, looking at eachother in the eyes…

Then, while you two are still recovering, still shaking, flip her on her belly and show her that you are her strength by shoving your manhood as deep as you can, show her that you'll sweat and bleed for her as you thrust inside her with unbound frenzy, show her that if your love can turn her into a screaming mess, your anger will be unspeakable to those who'd dare harm the happiness of your family.

Finally fall asleep to the rythm of her satisfied heart…

Tomorrow will have its fair share of hardships as well, but know that you do not struggle in vain, her loving embrace awaits only you.


fbf55b No.288515

>>288079

>Practicing Christian, connection with pagan spirits, strong in body and personality, puts bullies in their places, goes above and beyond to defend and heal the sick

Sounds like a KC-style Valkyrie to me Anon, tell your mom she is one incredible woman.


716d8f No.290907

>All these momsters

Muh dick/heart


0eeb34 No.291013

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File: 45fa701d5c487de⋯.jpeg (158.64 KB, 894x894, 1:1, lolialice.jpeg)

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>>288477

I really like pictures of momstergirls with their kids


09d234 No.291018

File: d9ccaba3c498280⋯.jpg (229.64 KB, 850x950, 17:19, dragon fam.jpg)

>>291013

Have this one.




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