>Be me bully Paladindu
>Shove some nerd shota up against a wall
>Tell him to give me his lunch money or I'll make him a eunuch
>Doesn't even know what a eunuch is
>Fucking kids these days
>Hear the autistic battle cry of none other than the "mighty" kikimora
>Drop shota tell him not to move an inch or I'll put him through the wall
>Turn around to face the living feather duster in all her glory
>She's running at me like a sex crazed ushi oni, screaming about how she'll save her master
>Right before she makes contact with me side step her tackle
>She crashes through the wall with a loud wet snap
>I can't tell if she broke her skull or if it's just the rotting wood breaking
>Hear groan, oh goody she's okay
>While staring at my handiwork feel a kick to my groin from behind
>It's the shota holding his foot in pain
>Stupid kid I always wear my Pelinal Penis Protector™
>Lift him up off the ground and put him through the wall right next to his "heroine"
>Goes limp probably knocked him out
>Start riffling through his pockets and take $5 bucks from him
>Hear heavy foot steps
>Well more like hoof steps
>Oh shit
>Minotaur gym teacher sees me
GODDAMMIT GODFREY THIS IS THE LAST STRAW I'M GONNA PUT YOU THROUGH THAT FUCKING WALL
>I start writing my will on a piece of red scratch paper before a stroke genius strikes me like a stroke
>Start waving it around while saying toro
>She stops and stares before a rage that would make a Cheshire stop smirking overtakes her
>She charges me but I jump out of the way like an action movie star
>Hear the loudest snap crackle pop ever along with a wood explosion
>Get up from off the ground and see the fruit of my labor
>Minotaur gym teacher isn't moving take a closer look
>She hit a stud and not that kind of stud
>I killed my teacher
>Mom always said I was gonna be like dad
>In jail
>I've heard the stories, I'm gonna get gang raped by a group of oni's in the shower all named Big Bertha
>See her leg twitching
>Oh good I didn't kill her
>Group of succubutts come up and ask me how much for the boy
>Tell them $200
>They actually give me the money and tear out the piece of wall he was stuck instead of just pulling him out
>Kikimora autistic screeching has reached levels that don't even show up on the spectrum
>Helmet reverberates the sound till everything goes quiet
>Group of non-paladin delinquents come up to me
>Start mouthing words I can read their lips but not hear them
>Just say $400 for the teacher
>They all huddle together before coming back to me and giving me the money
>They do the same thing to the gym teacher as the succubutts did to the shota
>Turn around see class of students staring at me along with an angry baphomet
>Whisper beneath my breath
I have become deaf destroyer of walls