/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance★

I like dryads, so probably like a fruit smoothie.

High in protein.

I ask why she isn't saving it for our kittens tho.

>>279745

So, like a white russian?

>>279746

That sounds fuckin wonderful actually

>>279671 (OP)

vanilla

Whatever neuro- or hemotoxins taste like, probably.

>>279671 (OP)

I don't know what echidna milk would taste like but if she wants to pop her tiddy into my mouth I'm not saying no

>>279788

My guess would be nacho cheese/plain yogurt

>>279788

If milk can be considered "dead" when spoiled, what is it like when undead?

>>279788

this brings up an important question: Zombie waifu reproduction, how does it work?

>>279800

>semen

>egg

>virus

>?????

i assume the magic/virus/german food regeneration powers makes up for lack of a living womb

>>279801

i assume skeleton milk tastes like bone marrow

>>279804

What does bone marrow taste like?

>>279804

nah, its a bone broth

>>279806

really good

>>279808

Elaborate.

>>279806

Try it next time you have turkey or some sort of livestock-produced meal with a solid bone, apparently its actually tasty.

>>279809

if you break open the bone you can get some out, it's like a kind of spongy rich meat

>>279810

really rich in nutrients too

>asks

>implying I wouldn't be sucking those tiddies harder than her tail on me the second a drop of milk appears

>>279671 (OP)

Since it's my waifu's, I'm sure it will taste heavenly. I'd probably drink from her breasts every day if I could.

I think I might die from her radioactive milk.

>>280160

blood?

>>279928

Jew jew dat you?

>>280160

Aren't tohous evil or something? Don't they go around killing or eating people or something?

And what's with those stupid hats?

>>280190

So is your waifu one of the yokai that doesn't eat people?

Also, isn't yokai Japanese for spirit or something?

And again, what's with those dumb hats?

>>280193

My waifu is friendly to everyone, unless they try breaking into the mansion. Then she'll beat them up.

The hats are great.

>>280222

I want to fist fight a little girl

>>280190

Does human meat have some special quality or could you just get away with sticking pork in their faces?

>>280329

This meme is every bit as cancerous as the nighound one.

Fuck off.

>>280341

I disagree, it's a lot less cancerous than nighounds. I think it should continue.

>>280341

So not cancerous at all and only faggots get mad over it?

>>280329

>Drinking that spiced tea nonsense

>Wanting milk in your tea

Fucking shit taste.

>>280345

>not having milk on the side as a palette cleaner

you lack the patrician's eye, lad

>>280345

>Not wanting your waifu's delicious milk in your tea or coffee.

You disgust me sir.

>>280351

>not saving most of it for your daughterus so they can grow up big and strong and proactively date their own husbandos one day

>>280356

>implying my daughterus will not exist solely on a diet of tea

>>280373

>of course, once they reach the age of reason as stated in the established Anglican church, their diet can be supplemented with fry-ups and meal deals

I'm sorry but I love you Brits

>>279671 (OP)

>What does it taste like?

Love.

>>280440

Why did I know what would be written there before revealing the spoiler?

>>280503

bible ink

Would lactation be a sign that she's pregnant? I don't think you would want to drink that.

Hakutaku

She'd be lactating if she'd want to.

>Taste is like milk, or a little sweeter. Looks like glowing white milk.

>>280536

It's not like it'll hurt her or the child, and she'll replenish it within a few hours.

>>280536

you can artificially induce lactation without the need for pregnancy

>>280568

But doing it naturally is so much more satisfying and you'd have an adorable daughteru at the end of it.

>>279800

bite a baby any baby

>>279746

This would be too freaking awesome.

>>280620

>ghost milk

like linen and camomile

>lava golem

regret

>>280629

"This lava that boils seeking a man doesn’t inflict burn wounds on humans, but as for those who touch it, the part it touches takes on heat and starts to feel hot."

I think it would just feel warm, not painful

>>280637

Yeah, but it still solidifies into solid rock. Remember the concrete enema guy?

>>280620

>I have no idea what a lava golem

orange juice

>>280620

Perhaps lava golem's 'milk' could taste like warm gooey honey or orange juice, with tiny rock grains as pulps - a bit like having sand mixed in with your food, only more delicious than gross. That's my best guess.

>>280712

>goes from interesting sexual tension to "please watch me pee"

Why, anon?

>>280713

I thought it was funny, the girl was clearly too scared to go alone but too autistic to actually admit it. The writer I hope didn't intend for it to be sexual.

>>280620

Why are you trying to suck milk out of a rock, Anon?

>>281308

wouldent you?

>>280620

>what does human milk even taste like

like normal milk but thinner and more fatty, pretty grose actually apart from the sexy angle.

>>280620

>Implying Lava Golems don't lactate hot sauce

That's a spicie milk

>>281790

Goat's milk is from aypapi, you'd be drinking from a bar pump buddy

>>279809

>>279812

>>279810

I would get a ham steak with the round bone, which has marrow, or get a baked chicken. Get one of the legs, and then after you eat the meat, bite the end off the leg, and split the bone. I recommend the baked chicken you can buy precooked in stores because the marrow usually isn't dried out, and the bone is weak enough to be broken with your teeth. Just be careful not to swallow bone.

>>280514

Sake.

>>281795

This, it'd probably taste like a White Russian.

>>281792

You know what your waifu's secret correct name is, right anon?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zennyo_Ry%C5%AB%C5%8D

Roleplay as the kinky milkman inspector. I would've said Ol'McDonald but I don't want to get the rape stare from holastarus or minotaurs.

>>279671 (OP)

>Echidna wants me to drink autism snek milk from the tap

I have no fucking clue what it would taste like. I also wouldn't be asking her, it's rude to talk if your mouth is full.

Like love and everything else a growing daughteru needs.

I honestly have no idea what a sandworm's milk would taste like. Maybe strawberry flavored since they're red and pink?

>>301912

>>301914

All I can imagine now is cheese being squeezed from her nipples. Th-thanks anon….

>>301918

Maybe something like cactus fruit, or it'd just be cool, refreshing mineral water.

insect milk would basically just be sugar water right?

>>301919

I am fairly certain that there is a doujin where Yoshika either lactates or shits cheese.

No, really.

>>301958

It could be some kind of honey too

>>302751

>royal jelly

HIGH PROTEIN

>>302540

No wonder Tim Hortons wants to hire Yetis