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File: 264b4a47b195fa3⋯.jpg (496.74 KB, 2400x2800, 6:7, tmp_32678-9148b2b4502bbe3b….jpg)

cbd681 No.279671

Let's say your waifu is lactating and is feeling a bit kinky. She asks you to drink her milk. What does it taste like?

cbd681 No.279672

I like dryads, so probably like a fruit smoothie.


cbd681 No.279682

High in protein.

I ask why she isn't saving it for our kittens tho.


cbd681 No.279745

File: a942a3e8d44e361⋯.png (278.17 KB, 559x676, 43:52, 1482992504242.png)

Alcoholic.


cbd681 No.279746

>>279745

So, like a white russian?


cbd681 No.279752

>>279746

That sounds fuckin wonderful actually


cbd681 No.279756

>>279671

vanilla


cbd681 No.279774

Whatever neuro- or hemotoxins taste like, probably.


cbd681 No.279783

File: c8aea514a47df9c⋯.png (653.45 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, c8aea514a47df9c1e23c9001c7….png)

For the trve waifv, probably just like regular milk, but I would love it if it tasted like vanilla

>Slime girls

definitely Jello

>Lamias

Hard to say, maybe tangy?


cbd681 No.279788

File: 83cdccad86c67b0⋯.png (404.8 KB, 499x616, 499:616, WORRY.png)

>zombie milk


cbd681 No.279790

>>279671

I don't know what echidna milk would taste like but if she wants to pop her tiddy into my mouth I'm not saying no


cbd681 No.279793

>>279788

My guess would be nacho cheese/plain yogurt


cbd681 No.279795

>>279788

If milk can be considered "dead" when spoiled, what is it like when undead?


cbd681 No.279797

File: 85f5d2a41a5ef19⋯.png (94.12 KB, 362x492, 181:246, 39b8ad852bc8fe226fbf561ebf….png)

>>279793

>nacho cheese tiddy milk


cbd681 No.279799

File: 331723611c3dc82⋯.gif (76.84 KB, 540x304, 135:76, gg8wpciphy-27.gif)

>>279793

>>279795

looks like more than her mouth needs stitching shut i guess


cbd681 No.279800

>>279788

this brings up an important question: Zombie waifu reproduction, how does it work?


cbd681 No.279801

File: 13d589e38c3627a⋯.jpg (91.3 KB, 600x848, 75:106, day of the dead Catrina sk….jpg)

>>279797

>>279793

I thought only mexican skeleton girls had nacho cheese tiddy milk.


cbd681 No.279802

>>279800

>semen

>egg

>virus

>?????

i assume the magic/virus/german food regeneration powers makes up for lack of a living womb


cbd681 No.279804

>>279801

i assume skeleton milk tastes like bone marrow


cbd681 No.279806

>>279804

What does bone marrow taste like?


cbd681 No.279807

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>>279804

nah, its a bone broth


cbd681 No.279808

>>279806

really good


cbd681 No.279809

>>279808

Elaborate.


cbd681 No.279810

>>279806

Try it next time you have turkey or some sort of livestock-produced meal with a solid bone, apparently its actually tasty.


cbd681 No.279812

>>279809

if you break open the bone you can get some out, it's like a kind of spongy rich meat


cbd681 No.279813

>>279810

really rich in nutrients too


cbd681 No.279846

>asks

>implying I wouldn't be sucking those tiddies harder than her tail on me the second a drop of milk appears


cbd681 No.279925

>>279671

Since it's my waifu's, I'm sure it will taste heavenly. I'd probably drink from her breasts every day if I could.


cbd681 No.279928

File: 9689a44b4819191⋯.jpg (248.25 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 9689a44b4819191ceea34439c0….jpg)

>Honey why does your milk talk like gold?

>How do you know what gold tastes like?


cbd681 No.280154

I think I might die from her radioactive milk.


cbd681 No.280160

File: 6cdc1b0e896b714⋯.png (1.32 MB, 893x1469, 893:1469, Cowchouli.png)

Which 2hu milk would you drink?

What does her milk taste like?


cbd681 No.280166

>>280160

blood?


cbd681 No.280172

>>279928

Jew jew dat you?


cbd681 No.280186

File: 069fd9672157501⋯.jpg (102.22 KB, 774x768, 129:128, 069fd96721575014fe1a2e628b….jpg)

>>280160

My waifu is a 2hu, so my choice is the same. Tastes like [undefined youkai] milk.


cbd681 No.280187

>>280160

Aren't tohous evil or something? Don't they go around killing or eating people or something?

And what's with those stupid hats?


cbd681 No.280190

File: 2a783b705e3b252⋯.jpg (181.94 KB, 672x700, 24:25, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_d….jpg)

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File: 0645338ff7a40e9⋯.jpg (97.6 KB, 900x900, 1:1, Remilia blood sippy cup.jpg)

>>280187

>Don't they go around killing or 'eating. people or something?

Not all, but many yokai do. The Scarlet sisters have a human butchery. They aren't allowed to eat humans from the human village, but humans from the outside world are fair game. That's why going to Gensokyo is a huge risk.


cbd681 No.280193

>>280190

So is your waifu one of the yokai that doesn't eat people?

Also, isn't yokai Japanese for spirit or something?

And again, what's with those dumb hats?


cbd681 No.280194

>>280193

My waifu is friendly to everyone, unless they try breaking into the mansion. Then she'll beat them up.

The hats are great.


cbd681 No.280199

File: 09986b251772f34⋯.jpg (167.84 KB, 960x540, 16:9, SZOCK.jpg)

>>280186

>what does my milk taste like anon~?

>lead paint and government surveillance


cbd681 No.280222

File: 77690fcd3463357⋯.jpg (484.78 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, Remilia & Flandre.jpg)

>>280187

>>280190

>implying higher risk =/= higher reward if you DO manage to waifu one

Also I want to risk my skin trying to teach Flandre to control herself better and be her friend


cbd681 No.280307

>>280222

I want to fist fight a little girl


cbd681 No.280317

File: 991ec132accfe77⋯.png (151.24 KB, 394x323, 394:323, 7f30f6896c9f03cc1e548e95b8….png)

>>279671

Lavender.


cbd681 No.280323

>>280190

Does human meat have some special quality or could you just get away with sticking pork in their faces?


cbd681 No.280329

File: dda558fa672da81⋯.png (726.5 KB, 798x1066, 399:533, look.png)

>>280317

OI ANON U WONT A BIT OF ME MILKY SECRETIONS ALONG WIT YE CUPPA CHAI LUV?


cbd681 No.280336

File: 42195e79db7ba43⋯.jpg (33.88 KB, 289x405, 289:405, 1440482596676.jpg)

>>280193

mob caps were a type of bonnet popular in the Georgian period up to the Victorian, although I'm not actually sure when it went out of fashion. it's a kind of bonnet typically worn indoors to cover the hair. The actual design varies pretty wildly too. I zun probably just though they looked neat and worked with the designs he was already working on.


cbd681 No.280341

>>280329

This meme is every bit as cancerous as the nighound one.

Fuck off.


cbd681 No.280343

>>280341

I disagree, it's a lot less cancerous than nighounds. I think it should continue.


cbd681 No.280344

>>280341

So not cancerous at all and only faggots get mad over it?


cbd681 No.280345

>>280329

>Drinking that spiced tea nonsense

>Wanting milk in your tea

Fucking shit taste.


cbd681 No.280347

>>280345

>not having milk on the side as a palette cleaner

you lack the patrician's eye, lad


cbd681 No.280351

>>280345

>Not wanting your waifu's delicious milk in your tea or coffee.

You disgust me sir.


cbd681 No.280356

>>280351

>not saving most of it for your daughterus so they can grow up big and strong and proactively date their own husbandos one day


cbd681 No.280365

>>280356

>implying my daughterus will not exist solely on a diet of tea


cbd681 No.280371

File: 2efa985b6fdfa23⋯.jpg (66.49 KB, 718x628, 359:314, 616ba54c33ace896ce17ced2ab….jpg)

>>280365

Good man.


cbd681 No.280373

File: 6c8f8dcf5155f92⋯.png (281.85 KB, 609x366, 203:122, 13921064_1205684176119460_….png)

>>280371

of course, once they reach the age of reason as stated in the established Anglican church, their diet can be supplemented with fry-ups and meal deals

500% anglo


cbd681 No.280425

>>280373

>of course, once they reach the age of reason as stated in the established Anglican church, their diet can be supplemented with fry-ups and meal deals

I'm sorry but I love you Brits


cbd681 No.280437

File: c8f6da14bc88fec⋯.png (692.25 KB, 896x1280, 7:10, ac056d09d3af9ec3ee55c5a991….png)

>>279671

Salamander waifu, so I'm guessing it'd prolly taste like a cinnamon toast crunch. the drink, though I guess the cereal would prolly be accurate as well.


cbd681 No.280440

>>279671

>What does it taste like?

Love.


cbd681 No.280441

>>280440

Why did I know what would be written there before revealing the spoiler?


cbd681 No.280444

File: a56fe7bff827d9b⋯.jpg (85.99 KB, 720x512, 45:32, JY9CJTMQ3920UD7QDEF086OSL4….jpg)

>manticore asks me to drink milk

>fuck yes

>it tastes extremely familiar

>realize it's straight venom

>hfw

yes, I know venom doesn't work if ingested, but it's in the spirit of a manticore


cbd681 No.280503

File: 8a8d3e8205c9ffa⋯.jpg (872.9 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, 1460160477451-0.jpg)

>>279671

Angel waifu, so all I can say is it would taste heavenly


cbd681 No.280510

>>280503

bible ink


cbd681 No.280514

File: a2861887edd464e⋯.jpg (124.14 KB, 800x640, 5:4, ran17.jpg)

>What does it taste like?

? ? ?


cbd681 No.280536

Would lactation be a sign that she's pregnant? I don't think you would want to drink that.


cbd681 No.280537

Hakutaku

She'd be lactating if she'd want to.

>Taste is like milk, or a little sweeter. Looks like glowing white milk.


cbd681 No.280542

>>280536

It's not like it'll hurt her or the child, and she'll replenish it within a few hours.


cbd681 No.280568

>>280536

you can artificially induce lactation without the need for pregnancy


cbd681 No.280574

>>280568

But doing it naturally is so much more satisfying and you'd have an adorable daughteru at the end of it.


cbd681 No.280575

File: 1798393e9ec055b⋯.jpg (1.97 MB, 1767x2500, 1767:2500, 1446542405311.jpg)

>>280503

I don't know what would that be like but I want it.


cbd681 No.280620

File: e5b6369718d5277⋯.jpg (139.35 KB, 434x550, 217:275, Ghost.jpg)

File: 8d95b2d2afe9ac1⋯.jpeg (523.28 KB, 884x1000, 221:250, LavaGolem.jpeg)

>Succubus milk is an aphrodisiac

>Holstaur tastes like high quality regular milk

>bee's taste like honey

>other insect have a sweet nectar taste

I have no idea what a lava golem would taste like or how a ghost would work

what does human milk even taste like


cbd681 No.280621

>>279800

bite a baby any baby


cbd681 No.280624

>>279746

This would be too freaking awesome.


cbd681 No.280629

>>280620

>ghost milk

like linen and camomile

>lava golem

regret


cbd681 No.280637

>>280629

"This lava that boils seeking a man doesn’t inflict burn wounds on humans, but as for those who touch it, the part it touches takes on heat and starts to feel hot."

I think it would just feel warm, not painful


cbd681 No.280639

>>280637

Yeah, but it still solidifies into solid rock. Remember the concrete enema guy?


cbd681 No.280682

>>280620

>I have no idea what a lava golem

orange juice


cbd681 No.280686

>>280620

Perhaps lava golem's 'milk' could taste like warm gooey honey or orange juice, with tiny rock grains as pulps - a bit like having sand mixed in with your food, only more delicious than gross. That's my best guess.


cbd681 No.280712

File: 58485f2f0ed2298⋯.jpg (394.9 KB, 830x1200, 83:120, 286_demon_L.jpg)


cbd681 No.280713

>>280712

>goes from interesting sexual tension to "please watch me pee"

Why, anon?


cbd681 No.280716

>>280713

I thought it was funny, the girl was clearly too scared to go alone but too autistic to actually admit it. The writer I hope didn't intend for it to be sexual.


cbd681 No.281308

>>280620

Why are you trying to suck milk out of a rock, Anon?


cbd681 No.281368

>>281308

wouldent you?

>>280620

>what does human milk even taste like

like normal milk but thinner and more fatty, pretty grose actually apart from the sexy angle.


cbd681 No.281392

>>280620

>Implying Lava Golems don't lactate hot sauce

That's a spicie milk


cbd681 No.281790

File: aaee5090089039d⋯.jpg (647.84 KB, 934x629, 934:629, werftghnj.jpg)

>Satyros

Goat's milk, naturally.


cbd681 No.281792

File: da83041b21031a9⋯.png (3.12 MB, 1575x2466, 175:274, dragon snek waifu.png)

I have no idea, but I'm really curious.


cbd681 No.281795

>>281790

Goat's milk is from aypapi, you'd be drinking from a bar pump buddy


cfe610 No.301836

>>279809

>>279812

>>279810

I would get a ham steak with the round bone, which has marrow, or get a baked chicken. Get one of the legs, and then after you eat the meat, bite the end off the leg, and split the bone. I recommend the baked chicken you can buy precooked in stores because the marrow usually isn't dried out, and the bone is weak enough to be broken with your teeth. Just be careful not to swallow bone.


06f001 No.301839

>>280514

Sake.

>>281795

This, it'd probably taste like a White Russian.


0984e5 No.301862

>>281792

You know what your waifu's secret correct name is, right anon?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zennyo_Ry%C5%AB%C5%8D


0b94fb No.301883

File: 641a9d7e8259ba5⋯.jpg (39.17 KB, 270x498, 45:83, 263_troll.jpg)

>>279671

Mud, sap?


8c04b4 No.301888

Roleplay as the kinky milkman inspector. I would've said Ol'McDonald but I don't want to get the rape stare from holastarus or minotaurs.


e88404 No.301905

>>279671

>Echidna wants me to drink autism snek milk from the tap

I have no fucking clue what it would taste like. I also wouldn't be asking her, it's rude to talk if your mouth is full.


7f8030 No.301912

File: 41d8777e9bc7b45⋯.jpg (862.25 KB, 780x1200, 13:20, Found you.jpg)

>>279671

>What does it taste like?

Rotten.


c699cb No.301914

File: 33fdd1185fb6b91⋯.mp4 (3.01 MB, 326x184, 163:92, Kirby laugh.mp4)

>>301912

So like cheese then


5e417d No.301916

Like love and everything else a growing daughteru needs.


bbde5e No.301918

I honestly have no idea what a sandworm's milk would taste like. Maybe strawberry flavored since they're red and pink?


bbde5e No.301919

>>301912

>>301914

All I can imagine now is cheese being squeezed from her nipples. Th-thanks anon….


0984e5 No.301925

>>301918

Maybe something like cactus fruit, or it'd just be cool, refreshing mineral water.


930787 No.301936

File: 72b4fb0dec78955⋯.jpg (43.35 KB, 600x450, 4:3, pepe spice must flow.jpg)


6a37dd No.301958

insect milk would basically just be sugar water right?


cfe610 No.302540

File: 61ddba1a81e5fd2⋯.png (1 MB, 1024x1178, 512:589, 61d.png)

Hot chocolate.


0b9b68 No.302690

>>301919

I am fairly certain that there is a doujin where Yoshika either lactates or shits cheese.

No, really.


5e417d No.302751

>>301958

It could be some kind of honey too


6a37dd No.302760

>>302751

>royal jelly

HIGH PROTEIN


058b0c No.302807

>>302540

No wonder Tim Hortons wants to hire Yetis




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