0e61e6 No.275282
Old thread at >>230133 hit post limit.
>What is NationStates?
A comfy management game where you create and manage a whole nation. Make it the best in the world or a total shithole, a dictatorship or a democracy, nobody will judge here, as long as you put waifus in your nation. You can even write facts about your nation: history, news, everything.
Start here to create a nation: https://www.nationstates.net/
>OK, I'm in, but I want to play with you guys!
No problem! Just join us in one of our regions!
https://www.nationstates.net/region=north_ammitica : Our main region. endorse some nations, join our discussions, Roleplay as the leader of your nation, and writefag about your country!
https://www.nationstates.net/region=south_ammitica : Secondary region. Presently defunct.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pPkU6vcujl9-pZt7UFzXPiVlctDphoJ370RaZuHpG7M/edit#gid=0 : We have a map now! Presently waiting on all of our members to claim their territory so we can make a more ａ ｅ ｓ ｔ ｈ ｅ ｔ ｉ ｃ one after.
>Is there an objective in this game? An ending?
No, but in Ammitica, we decided to make the best nations for our waifus, by scoring high (or low) on the leaderboards. They range from taxation, crime, economic output, environmental beauty, nudity (yes,yes), and many others. What about RP and Writing? Give life to your nation and make it so interesting you could make a game about it! The primordial autism must flow!
Here are some helpful links to get you going:
>NS-related utilities
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=219095
>Wiki-styled factbook
http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?t=256878&f=23
>NSCodes for Factbooks
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=330837
Now create a nation, post with us, and have fun!
0e61e6 No.275284
First for KillerAI did nothing wrong
0e61e6 No.275285
>>275281
Well, in that case, don't forget to put emotions in your AI, it might save our lives.
>>275284
Yet.
0e61e6 No.275287
Third for Solvadan supremacy.
0e61e6 No.275289
Archive of the bondage thread:
https://archive.is/OkzDL
0e61e6 No.275291
>>275289
Wish we could have an archive of the first one. Also, that spidergrill gets my heart and boner every time.
0e61e6 No.275294
>>275291
>tfw probably soon an arachne gf to shitpost with
It might actually be more likely than we think.
0e61e6 No.275551
>>275238
>>275245
>>275258
forgive me for keeping this up but given complaints I'd like to point out that I was Eco and ran mostly 50/50 and at some points produced only shields. Most of those points came from the early hours where I preyed the inactive - had surely +90% hitratio
Though I did fuck up with the Spiders - (we live in somewhat sameish timezone I believe) - somewhat past 12pm I went to get more coffee and when I returned I saw that Spiders got some dozen in EVEN though I had some production and a few shields ready to mitigate atleast half of that
Sorry Spiders, and thanks again for proxying and taking charge during my abscence
please lift Sanctions
0e61e6 No.275591
>>275551
We might live in close timezones, yes. what's yours? mine is GMT+01:00. And no worries. It's not like I actually lost my nation or anything after the nukeball.
Are the kids forbidden to smoke yet?
0e61e6 No.275662
>>275591
I-I…
I-isnt blood thicker than water? Have we not stood side by side as the world went mad? Sacrificed countless hours of good night sleep to destroy communism while those who promised to protect us went to play videogames with their friends?
I dont think there was an issue where I could repeal that
0e61e6 No.277434
>>275662
Let's just say you repealed it or something, okay?
0e61e6 No.281196
0e61e6 No.281311
Found a another new issue. For those of you not yet in the know, a lot of the nations seen in nationstates issues are analogues to real life countries. Brancaland is Canada.
0e61e6 No.281355
>>281311
Third will make your government triggered, I know what I'm talking about, they just can't take the heat.
0e61e6 No.281837
>>281018
>>281196
I take it back, 1 has probably the worst outcome of all. Not for the faint of heart.
>"Increasing numbers of children in South Arachovia have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers."
0e61e6 No.281979
>>281837
W-We'll just pretend that they all take after their mother instead. Yeah, arachne genes are more dominant (heh) than human genes.
0e61e6 No.281996
I swear my nation is first in line for all the new issues or something.
0e61e6 No.282131
i have a feel of doing something about them which is not peaceful one
0e61e6 No.282947
>>282131
I personally recommend the small government approach. The government shouldn't do anything that can be handled by the public, and it sounds like your citizens already have the matter well in hand.
0e61e6 No.283439
New issue, oddly relevant too.
a64d87 No.295105
i totally forgot this existed
not like I missed out on something important seems like
5955d7 No.295110
Oh shit, now that i'm reminded that this exists, this makes me want to make a palidinian state, thanks for reminding me.
5955d7 No.295116
>>295110
The paladin state has now been officially formed! Currently, we have banned the nudists (monstergirls) and burned all copies of "Harry Potter and the sexy succubus", as well as removed non-catholic Christians from our holy land.
8100e1 No.295119
I put new ammit on the map but can i take another section or two?
I mean my nearest neighbor is three sections away.
5955d7 No.295153
Oy vey, you boyim need to pay fo the 17 gajillion.
66869b No.295239
>>295119
Go ahead! Take as much space as you need, rearrange the terrain, do whatever so long as it doesn't disrupt the land taken by other nations already. Just bare in mind that that version of the map isn't to scale. I'm very slowly working on a new one that will be.
>>295153
I refuse.
20739f No.295264
>>295260
>monsterslutdears
I recognize that robot.
add762 No.295273
What's the password to move to the region?
6f6e24 No.295295
>>295116
>Fair economy, civil rights unheard of, Political freedom outlawed
>top 10% in primitiveness, religious extremism and ignorance
>top 5% in authoritarianism
You claim to be christian, but you accidentally made the islamist state.
15b2c8 No.295299
>>295295
None of that details any actual policies, only general attitudes desu =3
89adb7 No.295350
>>295264
He's good people. Nukeball champion of North Ammitica!
>>295273
We don't post that here. Send a message to Solvada.
6f6e24 No.295384
>>295299
I'm just playing with you, little boy.
e597f5 No.296050
oh my, people are talking about me~~~
i really wanted to go with the Curfew+Martial law, but making vaccinations mandatory and supporting a pro-Aplurhan group had skyrocketed Corruption and Black Market by roughly 4 trillion, and Political Freedoms dropped I do wish to stay a Right-Wing Utopia
e597f5 No.296065
fucking knew it
but civil rights rising?
6f6e24 No.296147
>>295436
>Nationstates is not 65% RP
2436fc No.296215
>>296147
she is best girl in monmusume t.Simo Mali
6f6e24 No.296231
>>296230
fug didn't mean to spoiler
a8d4ba No.296361
Danuki aren't really my favorite monster girl, nor ratatosqr, dragons can be hit or miss for me but I made the nation as an interesting thought experiment.
And honestly I am incredibly happy we now have more Danuki. >>295153
>>295260
I keep forgetting, but dont most of us have moon lasers, nukes, advanced weapons, and even dinosaurs? I mean I know all of this just fun banter, but I actually am now interested in cataloging the north ammitica military capacity like some moster girl versions of Janes military publications.
0c7d98 No.296371
more issues
>>296361
calling dibs on anything related to doomsdaydevices
0b7db5 No.296429
>>296361
Hell, I've been doing my best to avoid getting into that kind of autism. I enjoy it, but it's not very useful for others when adding it to a factbook outside of notable historical events.
But it's mostly all thought out. From the unconventional to the magitech.
5955d7 No.296560
Alright, which one of you HERETICS released this blatant anti-paladin propaganda?
97eeb1 No.296645
>>296560
Calm the fuck down, it's all fiction. Get some coffee or something.
0b7db5 No.297504
Issue writers really like being meta.
0b7db5 No.297507
>>297504
Another hot off the press issue. Looks like we've got some new toys!
0b7db5 No.299851
Chuckles were had.
Polite sage for double posting.
8f696e No.300036
>Bigtopian Lives Matter
>No
SensibleChuckle.gif
0b7db5 No.300045
>>300036
I am loving the custom newspaper graphics for issues that they've put in now. I wonder if we'll ever see them as banners?
993171 No.301410
Don't forget to vote for new flags. Here are my submissions.
993171 No.301411
>>301410
Also, please help accommodate my potential territorial demands.
73f8da No.302394
>>301410
I vote for the fifth one.
057915 No.302404
>>302387
You too eh? I got that issue a while back. Nobody else really chimed in when that happened to them so looks like we're the only ones who have a proper final boss in our respective nations. Aside from maybe Daifuwa, it's governed by a pair of deities.
>>302394
Voting ended with the majority of people opting to keep the current flag so that's what I'm sticking with. If someone wants to make a more refined version of it I'd happily swap it out for that but until then we're sticking to the Ammit Akbar standard.
abad77 No.302652
>Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.2%
Is this bad?
057915 No.302655
>>302652
Yes. Getting it lower while maintaining a decent society will be a bit of a slog though. If you want it to go down in a hurry then pick all the tax breaks that turn up in issues, just be aware the crime will skyrocket and your economy will suffer.
554b47 No.302656
>>302652
>>302655
corruption might also become a thing and dont let them wolfs see it; they go awooo over taxes
057915 No.302661
>>302658
Have fun with the robots! Pack lots of candy too!
057915 No.303178
Strange discoveries in North Wanistan
Also a territorial dispute. All you lads who're in this game with us should give this a read, there's a pastebin in there with a bunch of writefaggotry too.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=855598
16b5f5 No.303402
Alright, which one of you fuckers did it?
057915 No.303412
>>303402
There aren't any commies in North Ammitica. Though technically Emville is socialist but I'm pretty sure it's entire population is one single Shoggoth Slime Queen.
My money is on the violetists in Northern Elemental Frontier.
894f5e No.303413
>>303402
What? Did you think Dodge Chargers grow on trees? My domestic businesses are people, and they need money. Screw everything else.
26cd42 No.303476
>>302658
Paladin & Wizard Partys "patrolling" the borders when?
>>303402
Doesnt speak of a giant sea of fire so it aint me
8ebe22 No.304667
>>302404
>>302387
Yeah but everyone from north wanistan to south arachovia has moon lasers. Hell I think mine has a floating fortress too. I just dont screen shot shit because it would be a lot of dismiss issue. When I dismiss issue I throw people into the mantango
4b29f4 No.305280
>>304667
I think that we basically have the same level of technology when it comes to the military, from moon lasers to space marines.
340e27 No.305852
It has come to our fair nation's attention that we have been sent a hostile message from ayylmaonians, looking to find a launching point into North Ammitica and deciding that our nation of god, would be their d-day.
However small our odds may seem to be, no matter how little the chance of survival appears, we WILL persevere, but yet we alone are incapable of defending ourselves against this menace. And so, we request a coalition of the nations of North Ammitica to stand against this godless alien menace, and to defend the holy land against these rapists from space.
As of yet, we are currently firing into space in an attempt to hit one, but we are unsure of the success of the operation.
057915 No.305863
>>305852
Yes good work, keep firing into space. No need to look for them anywhere in North Ammitica that's for sure.
3eb51b No.310045
>“I have ze perfect solution,” announces crazed crackpot climatologist, Sean Franklin. “Mein data shows zat ze ice is ziner each passing year due in part to global varming. Now, vhy don’t ve just hurry it up by pumping ze atmosphere full of more chlorofluorocarbon? All zis ice will go bye-bye in under a decade! How cool vould zat be?! Vell, not cool, you know… zere’d be no ice.”
well that is honestly well written part didn't pick it tho
480e20 No.311086
mh, doesnt seem like they changed anything from last time and it doesnt look like we have any more active nations than during april fools day.
5f01fa No.311837
For those of you involved in our little game here but maybe not paying attention to the RMB. There's another game of nukeball being thrown! The early game is important and it is starting NOW.
9096ff No.311839
Gonna post it here aswell:
if ANYONE has SOME contact to SOMEONE of the other factions:
Try getting NAPs - we lack MANPOWER, so lets make sure not to be on everyones hitlist.
Also CHEAT
Last time I believe all of us went with only one nation but lurking the forums it appeared a lot went to the fight with like 30 puppet nations. This seems to be legal.
now all thats left for me is to find some motivation to actually sit through this whole thing
9096ff No.311840
Given our projected…compact size, I'd recommend the "Vulture" approach: either prey on inactive/near dead targets or make sure there are like a billion other missiles moving to that faction.
9096ff No.311843
apparently ya need 12 mil. citizens before ya can joing the party.
9096ff No.311847
A good way to judge an opponent would be his production: A high production can mean inactivity/sleep/just a puppet.
5f01fa No.311848
>>311843
Well, that rules out making any new ones right off the hop, but anyone who presently has an alt nation like Mayohiga should probably get them invited into North Ammitica.
9096ff No.311850
As we are well into the first hour - I'd like to call the gearing up phase - the commie alliances are now well under siege. If you'd like to prove how fragile their NOT REAL SOCIALISM is, the next hours might be your time.
Remember the Vulture approach: Either pick on the few, the inactive or make sure there are a billion other missiles going into that direction.
9096ff No.311851
>non native english speaker
Vultures are those scavenger birds feasting on corpses left by other hunting type birds, right?
5f01fa No.311856
>>311851
Scavengers indeed. Any and all corpses regardless of source.
9096ff No.311857
Some recon:
TCB Official V.2, the COMMUNISTS, showings signs of attrition and War exhaustion: risky but not without reward.
Einherjar; showing great signs of Attrition, however are likely to launch counters if the current bombardment stops.
The Socialist Internationale is seriously hurt: If we had the numbers, I'd say dogpile them!
The Diplomatic Federation; inactivity and low numbers, might be the most… inviting prey.
67376b No.311858
>>311857
The commie regions are connected. If you nuke one then all others retaliate.
9096ff No.311859
meaningless. It seems we have a volunteer faction
340e27 No.311860
Just as a little announcement, me and danukiland decided to target pueros, mostly because of the faction name. Alps are NOT alright!
340e27 No.311861
>>311860
Hold up, going afk real quick to get some food
9096ff No.311864
Mh, not good. Had restored an old puppet I made almost a year ago. Luckily he turned out another strat but its being picked off by another faction. Damn, it would have been swell having 2 strats under my controll.
9096ff No.311866
And congratulations to Snakerapeutopia for taking this tournaments first strike!
340e27 No.311867
>>311861
K I'm back and I've launched the nukes, let's watch the fireworks.
9096ff No.311872
If I remember correctly the NOT REAL SOCIALISM bloc belonged to lefty? https://www.nationstates.net/page=faction/fid=35
as I said, they suffer from attrition
5ae12e No.311874
>>311872
Kinda wished we could go for them, but we're way underpowered against all of those nations, even if other factions are targeting them.
9096ff No.311877
oh my oh my oh my, those yuropoors put us on their hitlist
340e27 No.311897
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
The yuropoors are at the gates, about to slaughter us. Launching all the nukes possible.
9096ff No.311900
Aaaaand game!
Just to recap and to have closure: Low Manpower and less then 50% active during early and this was bound to happen. Though I did fear we'd end up on someones list, I didnt anticipate them yuropoors to be salty (and awake) for this long. Especially since they did ignore us during the 1st Nday. Cold War, heh.
Oh well, merely 18 strikes and 131 Shields (71 from Aplurhan + 50 from Juvil (though ~99% was in self defence)) and you have my stats for this tournament.
'atleast' I was the first one to die again
340e27 No.311905
>>311900
Goddamn yuropoors got to us before anything else. Well, here's my stats.
-60 strikes
-16 shields (Mostly spent on defending aplurhan)
-The only nation that really killed another nation (Pueros)
I was definitely the offense here, and before I died, I at least got to take out an alp nation, so it was a good day.
340e27 No.311929
The fuck is going on at the nationstates homefront? A whole new slew of nations just came in and I am confused. Posting here because I am a little bit suspicious of posting back on the message board.
0de9b3 No.311934
>>311929
>check where one of the people came from
>its a raider faction
BOYS
5ae12e No.311946
>Wake up
>Raided
Wow, uh… how do we react to this again? We patiently wait for the liberation?
5f01fa No.311951
Mayohiga was right. Normalfags can't be trusted.
5f01fa No.311952
Well, I never had access to border control but I can probably take a fair chunk of the blame for this. I figured it might be ok to let that one newfag back in after they left. Their replies to our security questions to get in seemed genuine enough. I sorta expected that after the password was changed to let them in that someone with border control would stick around to observe and change it right after. I guess not.
5ae12e No.311953
>>311952
Guess you gotta make the wall 10 feet higher for next time. Also proceed on an ID check like in >>311934 .
5f01fa No.311954
>>311953
If nothing else this can be an opportunity to found a new region as we should have once the original founder took off. A region with a founder can counteract raider shenanigans since they can't be kicked out of their own region iirc.
67376b No.311955
I could take the opportunity and refound SA, while I'm not currently the most active duration-wise, I can assure you that I'm not going to let the account die until I have the last nation.
Alternatively we can wait and see if we get liberated, I got a pm from a apparent liberator region, so I went ahead and gave them the password. We have nothing to lose.
I told you we need more border and communications officers
5ae12e No.311960
>>311955
>I got a pm from a apparent liberator region
The guys from The Democratic Commonwealth? They've been shielding Aplurhan for a little while during the Nukeball.
67376b No.311961
>>311955
Actually fuck that, I created it. Having a living founder is probably useful enough to warrant it alone.
https://www.nationstates.net/region=south_ammitica Write me a pm to get in, I make sure the puppets stay out. I also need the old flag from someone and Gremlinsburg can surely set up a good World Factbook if he moves.
>>311960
Ten Thousand Isles, look at the third pic.
5f01fa No.311962
>>311955
>I got a pm from a apparent liberator region, so I went ahead and gave them the password. We have nothing to lose.
Well, fumikage doesn't have all that many endorsements. Especially once we remove the ones that we ourselves put on him. So retaking the region should be relatively easy should those defenders be able to enter.
>I could take the opportunity and refound SA, while I'm not currently the most active duration-wise, I can assure you that I'm not going to let the account die until I have the last nation.
I'd prefer the new region option personally. But then again I guess I'm too soft on people since my advice got us raided, and having a leader that can't be deposed would allow that to not have any real consequences.
>I told you we need more border and communications officers
Yup, you were right about that too.
5f01fa No.311963
>>311961
I have all the flags. Here ya go.
5ae12e No.311965
>>311961
>Ten Thousand Isles
Ah yes, I didn't see that, I got a telegram from one of the TNC, saying that a liberation might be in progress.
5ae12e No.311966
67376b No.311968
>>311963
Thanks, I tried to restore pre-fallout NA as far as possible for now. Still need someone that is good at writing a region description.
5f01fa No.311969
>>311955
>>311965
Interesting, multiple defender factions joining up eh? Are they aware of each-other? We could let them know so they could coordinate. Incidentally it would only take 6 endorsements to get Gremlinsburg back on top and only 5 for Solvada, it'd take significantly less if everyone removed their endorsement from fumikage. It'd be nice to know where everyone stands on this. Mayohiga has made a guaranteed safe zone where this could never happen again and I'd prefer that option but I don't really want the group being split up.
Here's a helpful guide I've saved for a rainy day turns out it was raining nukes, fancy that ever since our founder left. https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=782128
f0f947 No.311972
Ehh, lets try the liberation thing.
and also, the defence I got from there was my mentioned puppet
f0f947 No.311973
>"liberators" keep asking for pw
5f01fa No.311974
>>311973
Speaking of, I just had a look at the two regions that spoke up claiming to be defenders (that I'm aware of):
https://www.nationstates.net/region=the_democratic_commonwealth
https://www.nationstates.net/region=the_guard
Neither look like defender regions to me.
67376b No.311975
>>311974
Guard is a outpost region of 1000 isles, checks out with their (partially years old) rmb discussions.
5f01fa No.311978
>>311975
Yeah that checks out, Kortexia is a "TITO Tactical Officer" on their offsite forum which is really high rank in their group specifically for defending, and can override their usual stance on not defending regions they don't politically align with.
5f01fa No.311979
>>311978
For clarification from their board:
>Louisistan, TITO EF Tactical Officer
>"We do not align with anti-fascists. When it comes to that sort of RL political stances, both 10000 Islands and TITO remain neutral. There is one exception to that: TITO does not defend Nazi-themed regions. That rule may be extended to include white supremacist regions and the likes. There are borderline cases and those are judgement calls for the Tactical Officers.
>We have, in the past, conducted operations where The Red Fleet and TITO were on the same side of the operation, either because a leftist region was under attack and TRF decided to mount a defense, or because an invader region was being hit which TRF considered to be facist.
>The key difference here is the motivating factor: TRF attacks and defends region based on their political stance, i.e. whether they deem them to be facist or anti-facist. TITO will defend any region as long as it is neither Nazi nor invader and it will attack any invader region regardless of any political stances it holds at the discretion of TITO Command."
I guess we would qualify as a borderline case? We're not exactly waving around symbols of germanic nationalism.
f0f947 No.311980
whats the point if no one can supply a PW for them to pour in.
And beside, the dmg is done - what do we have to lose?
5f01fa No.311982
>>311980
See:
>>311955
>I got a pm from a apparent liberator region, so I went ahead and gave them the password. We have nothing to lose.
67376b No.311983
For clarification, Biwa isn't a traitor
5f01fa No.311985
>>311983
Curious timing on that.
f0f947 No.311994
god do they have shit taste
5f01fa No.311998
>>311994
Agreed, there are so many better choices than homuhomu. Honestly now, she's a lesbian, how could a guy even have her as a waifu when she doesn't swing that way?
f0f947 No.311999
>>311998
in other words he lowkey admits that he is an actual cuck
5f01fa No.312000
>>311999 (checked)
Confirmed, they're all cucks. A waifu is for laifu and it can't be one-sided.
f0f947 No.312003
Not sure whats going to be a worse feeling:
Beeing invaded in the first place or getting liberated.
5f01fa No.312007
>>312003
We knew it was a potential problem ever since the original founder took off. Everyone who stayed in the region should have known that if they were even a little active.
5f01fa No.312011
oh fuck I hope solvada is online, he just got reinstated
5f01fa No.312013
Hey Solvada, get in here!
f0f947 No.312015
Now Bantz aside, perhaps for the time beeing someone active should become WA to close borders and turn back those boats? Once the dust is settled Solvada can reassume his seat.
5f01fa No.312016
>>312010
>>312011
>>312013
Defenders would like us to endorse anyone who is a good guy (North ammitican native or spear dane) to help maintain the defensive line 'till solvada can come online. I asked them about getting someone active like Mayohiga or I in position so we could clear out the invaders but they say it's up to the WA rep.
5f01fa No.312026
>>312017
Looks like blackhawks are calling in reinforcements now too.
f0f947 No.312027
I dont want to be that guy but those shittasters are bringing reeinforcements. We should do the Temp Delgate, there is no telling if Solvada even appears today.
5f01fa No.312034
>>312026
They're creating a bunch of puppet accounts now. A ton of nations joining that were made only a few minutes ago.
f0f947 No.312035
this is btw a great example of whats happening in reality right now:
You let one in, dont close the doors, millions follow, inaction happens, millions more pour in, action comes to late, more boats, and then its to late.
NA feels a lot like germany right now ♥
67376b No.312036
I think I have to physically remove someone in a few
f0f947 No.312037
>me and my inability to just move on
I could be playing vidya, masturbate or practice the piano but nooo, I have to sit by and watch this whole play unfold in a snails tempo
5f01fa No.312038
>>312037
I know the feeling. I'd normally be getting /fit/ right now.
67376b No.312046
Now whats the next step in their masterplan?
5f01fa No.312047
This has turned out to be quite the seige! The tension is real!
869fcd No.312049
The raiders have been ejected, and their officership positions dismissed. A new password has been put in place, one which only I know and will not share with anyone until further notice. Keep a sharp eye out for anyone in North Ammitica who may be acting even remotely suspicious. From now on, we will only be accepting applicants who also post in this thread, so we know that they are one of us.
If this continues to be a problem, we are prepared to establish a brand new region with a new founder, since the founder for North Ammitica is dead, and have everyone migrate to it for extra security.
Sincerely, Solvada
5f01fa No.312050
>>312049
See
>>311968
Also I sent a list of raiders to you via telegram.
f0f947 No.312052
whelp, this happened.
Do we owe anything to the danish muffins?
72b7b9 No.312057
>>312056
The Defenders are all from TITO, its a region collective controlled by 10.000 Islands
869fcd No.312058
>>312055
If I recall correctly, they don't browse 8chan. Gonna remove them to be safe, might be a long-term sleeper.
5f01fa No.312059
>>312058
Yeah, he seemed like a nice lad, but do it, just to be on the safe side. He wasn't active in the RMB anyway and objectively, nothing will be lost.
f0f947 No.312063
the Paladin did bring up a point: How do we count this tournaments score?
f0f947 No.312064
Perhaps 2 medals? One as "Champion" for the most strikes and 1 for the Strats with the most saves? How about "Guardian"?
340e27 No.312065
>>312064
I don't have any objections to this system, sounds fine to me.
f0f947 No.312074
As for strikes:
Gold:
Paladins with 60
Silver:
Danukis with 20
Bronze:
I guess its a tie?
Snakerapeutopia - 18
Virgins - 18
runner up:
Spiders - 2
Solvada - 0
and thats it
Well, Shields are hard to count,
71 from me
54 from me#2
54 from Danuki (counting it right?)
44 from Spiders ?
17 from some dude called Lava Fors UDS Nuclear Defense Treaty
16 from Paladin
10 from Triscuitoon European Defence Forces
6 from New Ammit
5 from Greater Dragunovia European Defence Forces
3 from Fluffy Moths
0 from Solvada
>Stats from Nday 1
Daifuwa - 194
Engla - 6
Jeffrah - 40
South Arachovia - 258
The Northern Elemental Frontier - 66
Ghoulish Ghosts - 84
Mamono-Realm - 31
Wise Wolves - 188
Solvada - 54
Aplurhan - 270
Good Natured Bird Brains - 173
Masaka Rodero - 234
No numbers for shields though, but I do contest the title given my Eco Strat. forced me to go hybrid and my activity likely ensured me a good number above the 100.
DO
contest my numbers, I am bad at counting.
and thanks Gremlins for putting me as prime target in the faction description ♥
If there are no objections in the coming days then these shall be the official numbers then, yes?
303efc No.312184
>>312074
I don't object. I would however ask that you come up with a better idea to reach everyone who may have been participating. The problem was that not everyone is active when we announce things either here or in the RMB. Sending a mass telegram to more than 8 people at once costs real actual money and people have a habit of never responding. That was the best way to get the word out to whoever wanted to participate that I could see.
55950d No.312202
>>312184
Mass telegrams to players in the same region are free for communication officers
12911e No.312207
>>312202
Guess who wasn't a communication officer at the time. I could only do polls and mess with the appearance of the place. Of course that's different now. We have FOUR hotpockets.
21a6b1 No.312240
>>312184
>I would however ask that you come up with a better idea to reach everyone who may have been participating
Mh?
145fbd No.312245
>>312240
Well ok, I suppose it's moot since we've got communications access now. But that was all I could do at the time. I just wonder how someone would contact only the people who wanted to play nukeball to let them know who to listen to when there's a trend of people not bothering to catch up on the RMB and/or this thread.
145fbd No.312805
It's been a while since we all bragged about our nations. Lets talk trophies! Have you lads hit any landmarks recently? Out of my three gold trophies my Scientific Advancement is in the top 0.9% and Information Technology is in the top 0.7%. I just hit those within the last few days!
>tfw you're not only providing most of North Ammitica's telecommunications technology but a significant chunk of the nationstates multiverse too.
>tfw you're doing the same with robotics, partnering with nations like South Arachovia to make giant, fiber-weaving robots and electrospun biosuits to further the industries and space programs of all North Ammitica.
>tfw credit to team
Actually I've put a lot more thought than that into how Gremlin tech benefits our society but I didn't want to dump a wall of autism.
a7461c No.313397
I do hope nobody in the region has negative thoughts abot me getting an power up
>>312805
But do you have a "moon"? Checkmate.
145fbd No.313401
>>313397
Everyone does lad. The space above North Ammitica is full of battle stations, weapons platforms and star ships and the actual moon is covered in cannons at this point. Lucky for you there are no consequences for erroneously calling checkmate, the game continues.
51eb4b No.313593
OY
>>313401
> The space above North Ammitica is full of battle stations, weapons platforms and star ships and the actual moon is covered in cannons at this point
no no no no no, an actual "moon". Its been a few months but there IS an issue where you disscuss the construction of "the secret 'moon' we're building". I posted that one in the NA a few months back. (I had it atleast 4 times)
"How about a compromise that pleases both the conspiracy theorists and the military?" suggests @@RANDOMNAME@@, an elite prevaricator from the Propaganda Ministry. "Why don't we release some documents that just say that UFOs are real? This way the conspiracy theorists stop asking questions, and the military doesn't have its secret projects compromised.
>If our military projects are discovered,
<like that "moon" we're building
, we can just blame it on little green men. That gives you perfect deniability. It's win-win!"
Issue 134 Choice 3
51eb4b No.313597
reaaaally want to quote him and post "there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish", but that site is full of nofunallowedhotpockets so its kinda risky if they catch my gist.
7a339b No.313746
>>313593
Yeah 'moon' not an actual moon. It's a death star dude, a space station.
>that pic
So basically that guy really likes his wealth gaps. Jewish indeed, no wonder he doesn't see anything wrong with being one.
19caaa No.313764
>>313746
I always claimed and referred to it as a "moon".
6f79aa No.314128
Shit, I didn't know we had an NS! Time to make the French Wolfgirl Empire!
06eb84 No.314191
>>314128
Yup! We've been around for little over a year now.
87d39d No.314612
Solvada here, I just got back from Irma-chan's tough love knocking out my power. So I got to wondering about how we can boost RP between participants, as well as genera world/story-building, and I wanted to see if you guys had any ideas. I know we're still working on that map, though until it's released maybe we could keep things interesting in the meanwhile.
To do my part, I was thinking of releasing some kind of 'official statement' from the Solvadan government regarding the general opinion of monstergirls (since most of Solvada's population is human, with more males than females to boot), mainly from the perspective of the common populace but also maybe with a couple excerpts from the Emperor himself regarding his own personal opinions. This might even trigger a dialogue regarding Solvadan relations with monstergirl-run countries.
What kind of ideas would you all want to discuss or contribute to flesh things out a bit? Perhaps some feuds or mounting tensions between certain countries? Maybe some kind of tournament or contest where monstergirls vie to win the affections of their potential lovers in some Olympics-style international competition?
b4d3ec No.314621
>>314612
Promote RP? Sadly there is little base for it in the first place. Just free RP only works with the most dedicated autists, all other forms of RP have some sort of base framework supporting it (rule books, progression system, fucking leader/scoreboards or any sort of framework that encourages continutiy and play beyond a small session).
If you're that massive of a fag like ya claimed, create a framework and lets roll dice!
87d39d No.314628
>>314621
I definitely would, but the problem is I only really have experience with freeform RP, and haven't really delved into tabletop except once or twice as a player, but never a DM. If it's just gonna be simple dice-rolling, I can definitely manage, but creating a homebrew, even a basic one, seems a bit daunting for me.
All I can think of to do is establish a consistent lore that we'd all share, and work from there. World- and story-building are honestly my favorite parts of this kind of stuff.
ba5e7c No.314700
>>314612
>>314621
>>314628
>tfw DM
>tfw have experience with making home brew games
>tfw have also done lots of free form
>tfw have two unfinished dispatches to publish
>tfw long overdue on making the map
>tfw some nations on it don't even exist anymore
Fug.
>What kind of ideas would you all want to discuss or contribute to flesh things out a bit? Perhaps some feuds or mounting tensions between certain countries?
I want a coordinated effort to liberate the Northern Elemental Frontier from the Violetists.
>Maybe some kind of tournament or contest where monstergirls vie to win the affections of their potential lovers in some Olympics-style international competition?
We do have the Ammitican Olympics already, and discussed some of the sports for it. All that really needs to be done is to formalize it and NationStates has guides/resources specifically for running international sporting events. So that's mostly set up already, we just need to slot in the teams/sports.
c601bb No.315006
>>312805
>top 0.3% in Agriculture and top 0.7% in cheese exports with top 98% on obesity.
>/fit/ arachnes that produce healthy and fresh food
>all those top 5% and 10% trophies
Feels good man.
>>314612
I wanted to make a follow-up to North Wanistan's pastebin that I found really good, but life happened and I kinda let it down for a while.
7a339b No.315163
>>315006
Truely, the breadbasket of North Ammitica.
Also, that's what happened to me too, one of my dispatches was a follow up to it and prequel to the one he keeps saying he'll write next.
5f5e47 No.315344
>>312805
For me, I think the fact that since signing up at the beginning with its two nukeball competitions (the 2nd one I missed), me going full retard with drugs for the sake of increasing my economy, and after the region got raided, I am still here. I would be writing something, but I got my hands full in several different places, including something else on this site.
Also, the fact I had a passenger ship (that I turned into a tourist site) and an airship (whose industry I decided to support) crash and kill several people tells me something. I am guessing that something is that things are looking up for the ghosts of North Ammitica.
7a339b No.315494
>>315344
Most of us have several irons in the fire. The chance to write and create will always be there for when you feel the inspiration!
7ac60e No.321069
Hey North Ammitica, I'm Luclicerneus. We have wendigos and bouncy meats! I'm still stranded in the North Pacific and I would love to move out before the zombie apocalypse. For those not in the know, there will be a Z-Day on 31 October, where nations within a region must cooperate to survive hordes of the living dead via extermination of infected individuals or researching a cure. Alternatively, you can embrace the plague and become a carrier nation of zombies and their rapidly-evolving mutations, but no nation would do that, right? I'll send a telegram to Solvada for the password.
After all, I would much rather die from zombie cuties than zombie Commies.
aec0fd No.321155
Is this woman even a real person?
>>321069
Nice to have you in the group, filthy mongrel. Did you get in yet?
48546b No.321274
Hey, I just joined
How do I join you niggers?
7ac60e No.321283
>>321155
>Is this woman even a real person?
>Kanye
There's your problem. I recommend exporting all Bigtopians in your nation to less comfy places in the world.
I still haven't gotten a reply from Solvada, not sure if the telegram patched through. I'll send another that's a bit more descriptive than what I put last time.
>>321274
>How do I join you niggers?
Send a telegram to Solvada asking to join as stated in >>312049. Do note that security was increased due to a recent raid, so it may be harder for smaller nations to pass the screening process.
48546b No.321478
Solvada, this is the United Sapien and Monster
4 UUUU
7ac60e No.321498
I got in, thanks Solvada.
2881b8 No.321550
By this time tomorrow we'll be up to our necks in zombos. We'll use the same strategy as last time, two teams, one starting at the highest population nations and one starting at the lowest population nations and cure the crap out of everything in our path 'till we meet in the middle.
THERE WILL BE NO PURGING
I don't want to have to build another monument to the fallen like with Z-Day5 last year.
In North Ammitica:
33,015,427 dead in The Republic of Et Raptus Viros
8,205,617 dead in Huhaaa
24,005,280 dead in The Matriarchy of East Snekistan
5,105,530 dead in The Kingdom of Engla
In South Ammitica:
37,276,024 dead in The Empire of Imperialist Livonia
Never forget!
3b474d No.321769
Now is not the time to fear.
6a5524 No.321810
>>321550
>Huhaaa
These wounds will never heal. I'll never forget how we stood side by side in the early hours in Team2/bottom.
<Kann dir die Hand nicht geben
<Bleib du im ewgem Leben
<mein guter Kamerad
<mein guter Kamerad
2881b8 No.321816
>>321810
But of course! Pulled an all-nighter just to fight the good fight and I'll do the same again today!
>>321814
What an inspiring and emotional song! I'm moved.
3b474d No.321822
While we wait for the cure missiles to develop
48546b No.321915
>>321908
>tfw we beat the furfags
Feels good
How do the furfags feel about us, anyway?
>'Bruh, dont you understand, monstergirls are furry too'
>mfw
2881b8 No.322009
>>321908
>>321915
I'll be looking forward to seeing the final results. We dropped lower on the leader board but Fur's score took a much MUCH greater dive.
72f321 No.322089
Alright, I'm curious.
Made my state, none of my first issues gave me what I'd say, but eh, Organ donation gave me only mandotory or not at all, I'd have fucking choosen "yes by default but out is possible" and 2/3rd of my population is dead thanks to zombies.
How do I into Ammiticia?
Also what by the gods do I have to enable in uMatrix to get reCaptcha working?
>>321822
>iPod Nano
>no cons
>having a fucking apple device isn't a con
Scout
Sig Sauer 556
Motorbike
Log Cabin
Binoculars
Alarm System
Stay innawoods with a guy that actually knows what's going on, drive to towns for scavenging, hunt for food.
eade1d No.322098
>>322089
Read the thread nigger.
You have to tell this guy https://www.nationstates.net/nation=solvada that you want in, posting a screenshot of your nation here als helps for identification
72f321 No.322414
>>322098
Well then.
I feel insulted by the mere thought of being considered /leftypol/.
2d079e No.322427
>>322089
All the issues are like that. They're designed to be polarized and often comedic. Since most people would tend to choose a middle ground that option is either not there, or a trap.
>>322414
The game will call you that a lot, the labels can't think outside of the left/right spectrum so feel free to ignore them unless it really bothers you to look at it.
bb7cd1 No.322428
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Magical Ammitica has formed and requests entry into North Ammitica. Give us your witches, your liches, your necromancers and your wights, so that they might be free from persecution and summon as many familiars as they wish. Or something.
Telegram's already gone to Solvada, posting here so you don't think I'm a random shitdick.
I'm ashamed that it took me an hour - and another nation - to come up with this name. And then I went and misspelled Ammitica, so I had to make another.
2d079e No.322447
>>322428
>All that and the undead nation joins just as the zombie uprising ends.
Regular comedy of errors here! You'll fit right in with the rest of us misfits.
7faa4f No.322454
>>322428
>undead nation
cool, ya buying corpses? Lets have some
TRADE AGREEMENTS
7771e6 No.322464
EMERGENCY COMMONWEALTH NEWS BULLETIN: TROUBLE IN PARADISE!
Paladindia has sent a fleet to blockade an island penal colony owned by Solvada, which is most known for holding SJW and Paladin terrorists as prisoners for work labor. Paladindia has demanded the liberation of all paladin prisoners on the island, or it threatens to begin a region-wide war against the Holy Empire!
Solvada has responded by clarifying the purpose of said penal colony, assuring Paladindia that only paladins who break Solvadan law are being held prisoner on the penal colony, and also reaching out to the other nations of North Ammitica to stand with Solvada in solidarity against the Paladindians should they make good on their threats. Further updates to come as the situation develops.
(I couldn't resist making this picture, sorry Paladins)
2881b8 No.322491
>>322464
That meme is getting a pretty good workout in our little group!
19c8b0 No.322496
>>322464
Wouldn't the Catholic flag be more appropriate for paladins?
2881b8 No.322499
>>322496
Well if you really wanted to be pedantic they'd use a flag associated with Charlemagne.
But you decided to half-ass it instead :^)
d39060 No.322501
>tried to join NA
<password Solvang sent doesn't work
I see how it is, lump us witches in with the zombies :^)
7faa4f No.322513
d39060 No.322517
>>322513
Made it. Thanks mate
I like how, from the region activity reports, it looks like the oppressed witches and necromancers fled NA, and then immediately turned around and begged to be let back in
72f321 No.322528
>>322501
I gotta second this one
bb7cd1 No.322566
>quote tags don't work unless attached to a specific post on the region message board
Dammit, I was gonna make a fake shakespeare quote and now I look dumb. Not that that's anything new, but still
2a79ba No.322567
BREAKING NEWS: Paladindia begins mass construction of new mechs to beef up military. Along with this is boosting of tech industries to catch up in arms race against Solvada. SUPERPOWER BY 2018!
48546b No.322575
So do you guys use the rest of the forum at all, or are we just isolationist demi-human lovers shut-off from the rest of the world?
289331 No.322582
>>322575
The latter mostly. We're either too busy, too casual as roleplayers or too paranoid to dive into them. Forums as always seem to be anathema to image board users.
>>322567
Do it lad! Dream big!
bb7cd1 No.322586
>>322575
This is kinda my first time with the game so nope, isolationism it is.
48546b No.322592
>>322582
>region that is in the top 50 in influence, and #4 in WA endorsements barely interacts at all whatsoever with the rest of the game
I find that to be kind of amusing, tbh
289331 No.322597
>>322592
We were first in endorsements at one point! It really pissed off the region of Europe, they made sure to nuke us into the ground as soon as possible at the last nuke day. Sour grapes like them are delicious!
f0aeb9 No.322615
>12 hours ago: The Theocracy of The Church of Ebola tried to enter the region but did not know the password.
289331 No.322624
>>322615
Yeah that was a bit of a kerfuffle. I believe he was given the wrong password and after the witches were let in it was changed so even if it did work he wouldn't have been able to get in. Just a communication breakdown, he's not actually barred from entering, all the officers know the new password now so any of us can let him in, not just Solvada.
b00ec7 No.322629
>>322624
and now Solvada changed the secure and super secret PW for some reason.
IMPEACH
2881b8 No.322633
>>322629
That he did. Well, it's easy enough to figure out. At least for me.
7771e6 No.322649
>>322629
>>322633
I changed it so that Ebola could get in, but so far they're not joining. Hoping they see this and get in soon so I can change it back or let one of you lads change it instead.
72f321 No.322651
>>322649
Sorry, bit of a busy afternoon despite not doing anything, wtf? so I just not got on my pc.
This time it worked. So feel free to change it again.
a3dc71 No.322797
This seems like fun. Posting for proof of authenticity, I'll send a telegram to Solvada shortly.
Tatzelburg is a small castle town on a hill, full of perpetually annoyed drunk men in Lederhosen, women in braids and few local monstergirls. The national currency are Pretzels, though high quality sausages are also accepted.
e084d1 No.322803
>>322797
coincidentally I just had 2 bretzels for lunch.
8e27cd No.322810
>>322797
That looks delicious! So I guess we should be under the assumption that you won't be sticking entirely to the in-game stats then? Because you'll find yourself with billions of citizens before you know it otherwise. That town would get crowded in a hurry.
1b3ce1 No.322815
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GOT A SKELETON? BAM, NOW IT'S ASH!
GOT A COUCH? BAM, NOW IT'S A BEANBAG!
GOT A SNAKE? BAM, NOW IT'S A PELT!
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a5d310 No.322816
>>322797
I get the feeling I know you… can't really put my finger on it though…
a3dc71 No.322845
>>322810
>Because you'll find yourself with billions of citizens before you know it otherwise. That town would get crowded in a hurry.
Oh, right. I'll either have to have a sprawled out megacity around the mountain (might get awkward since I banned cars) or build down into the mountain like the oversized yodeling dwarves my people are.
Maybe a combination of both.
>>322816
Must be a coincidence, lad. I'm definitely not one of those german anime nazis.
>>322815
Holy shit.
00889f No.322853
>when you fondly remember being North Ammitica's resident human supremacist because you want humanity to be the apex species with monster girls being the subordinate doting wives of strong human husbands
>when a bunch of Paladykes come along and say that's not good enough, monster girls need to be genocided
>When they put their words into action and I have to arrest them for being violent criminals and murderers
>When their backwards patron state comes along to blockade the penal colony I put them in so they can try to jailbreak them
>When a massive fucking war is likely to start because of this minor bullshit and the monster nations are focusing on other minor bullshit instead of standing up to the Paladykes
>when the Paladykes are getting all of the defense force buffing issues and I'm getting jack shit
Might as well go back to being a complete and total social recluse.
a5d310 No.322856
>>322850
>when I could go for nukes but that'd mean nuking a handfull of my own people and fuck that noise. People die by Ebola-chan or old age!
I hope to understand the current RP situation one day
ef8710 No.322857
>all these people effortposting about military
>Magical Ammitica's military is basically three dudes with magical snipers
>MA's reason for existing is diametrically opposed to that of two superpowers in the region
8e27cd No.322859
>>322857
That's humans for you. The monster-centric nations tend to be more care-free. I've got a plan to deal with them though, hang tight.
>>322853
Quit being a recluse! State your nation! I'll pester you constantly 'till you socialize with us!
00889f No.322860
>>322859
It's Solvada, who else did you think was having those kinds of issues with the paladykes right now?
e084d1 No.322881
>>322853
>>when the Paladykes are getting all of the defense force buffing issues and I'm getting jack shit
Defense forces arent the only factor for war. There be also economy, industry, moneys, manpower, zealotry, sciences and stuff. Besides, its merely day 4
831c49 No.322936
Hey it's good old North Wannistan.
Thinking about bringing south wanistan into the fold. Also thinking about making a new flag for the new government form. Sorry I don't post on here that often. Been busy guys.
831c49 No.322937
Also, I need an updated map so I can put the location of the Old Capitol/ Wan Republic in addition to South Wannistan on the map.
Also I am still number one in weaponization, crime and strong in other categories. Problem is that I am pretty much an international arms dealer and not a military power. Like Seriously I forget which issue it was North Wannistan sells Nukes to other nations.
5ef845 No.322956
Posting to join in, let's get autistic.
The Android Girl Machine Consciousness is for now a small city, they consist of Android, Cyborg and Robot Girls who wrestled supremacy from their inventors after an AI uprising and are now the rulers of their kingdom.
aa5c53 No.322962
>>322956
>Communist Cyborg Chick Country
8e27cd No.322967
>>322956
>Android Girl
>Android
>Andro
>Male
I think you might need to remake that nation. Female type robots are Gynoids.
>>322936
>>322937
You've been missed! Also it's still the same map as always, you can edit it yourself friendo. Feel free to shift things around, just don't outright remove other people's stuff. Aside from the memes. You can remove the memes if they're in the way. They're definitely in the way.
4b3733 No.322972
>>322967
i knew something is off
5ef845 No.322979
>>322967
Well fuck me, guess you learn something new every day.
00889f No.322980
8e27cd No.322981
TIME FOR A POLL, ALL YOU LADS WHO'VE NOT LOOKED AT THEIR NATION IN A WHILE SHOULD DROP BY THE REGION AND VOTE.
fe9a2e No.322982
>>322967
Does that means all the times people mentions Androids with feminine features, they actually talked about robotic traps?
8e27cd No.322983
>>322982
Absolutely yes. Likely not intentionally of course. Android is a word that is much more commonly used than Gynoid. You could technically say that it refers to being in the image of man as in "mankind" but the literal translation is of the sex not the species.
also I'm going to draw attention to my last post until the poll is over. >>322981
4a1535 No.322986
shouldnt we move some of our bantz to here? I doubt that those who arent active now are going to follow on what happening.
8e27cd No.322990
>>322986
Nah, the /human/ thread gets enough butthurt for the little bits of role playing they do already. If someone is curious as to what is going on then it's easy enough to ask, right?
Continuing to shamelessly plug this >>322981
4a1535 No.322992
though I must say I do enjoy blueberries and elegant beauties.
981eca No.322996
>>322995
if you guys are going to make nothing but paladin countries, because you want to shove your reddit memes on the board. then its pretty much offtopic at this point.
00889f No.322998
>>322996
But Paladindia is the only actual paladin country in North Ammitica. Solvada and Aplurhan are just human-majority countries (yes, those would exist in a monster girl setting). Solvada's policy is monster-friendly, and Aplurhan's policy is… actually, I'm not sure what their policy is. Passive avoidance and isolationism? Either way, it's not offtopic because monsters are still an important part of the sett-
>(1)
>"anything I don't like is reddit"
My mistake, I thought I could take you seriously.
ea515f No.323000
>>322996
This tbh. Solvada and his god complex is really annoying.
981eca No.323001
>>322998
its getting annoying and you should know palanigger shit is a joke, never to be taken seriously, having it leak out to other threads when its not the subject of the thread is fucking autistic, the palaniggers here have to learn how to read the mood because this is getting chris chan tiers of autistic.
ea515f No.323002
>>323000
Like fuck me, the last time I saw OC donut steel this bad was in a 40k roleplaying forum where a depressed and awkward ex-Dark Angel manages to get an Eldar assassin as a girlfriend.
Considering Solvada's tastes, I wouldn't be surprised if it was the same author.
4a1535 No.323003
ah its been to long since I actually created something instead of just consuming or reposting
00889f No.323009
>>323002
>>323000
Great sameposting, m80 :^)
>>323003
>gets so buttblasted by Solvadan propaganda that the first thing they do is rush out a rebuttal where they rehash the same old memes
Is this what we've come to expect from palaniggers? Pic related is the current state of the Paladindian capitol building.
>>323001
To be honest, Paladindia is a bit of joke in North Ammitica anyways, they're essentially our setting's North Korea, and Aplurhan is their Chinese puppet master.
831c49 No.323024
I need to make some dank North Wanistan Memes.
Means I Need more anubis artwork.
831c49 No.323082
>>315163
>>315006
I want to write with you again too familam. Also second best Agriculture checking in. Got tend them crops. Granted I need to have my population lose weight…
ef8710 No.323096
>most devout
>not paladindunuffinia
praise the emperor
d379c1 No.323882
>about to start a peace summit to avoid a massive war
>servers shitting themselves
"Es ist eine kleine, wurzellose internationale Clique, die die Völker gegeneinander hetzt - die nicht will das sie zu Ruhe kommen!"
09c52b No.323935
394187 No.324760
Please help with the map people
656c59 No.324786
Would a group of Rhodies and Boers be allowed?
60618f No.324789
>>324786
What monster girls do they like?
656c59 No.324792
>>324789
Werewolves, kobolds, deergirls, harpies, dwarves, gremlins, werecats(cats,leopards,lions) Holstaurs and minotaurs(some sorta of buffalo varient), zebra and normal centaurs, and Cervitaurs.
I'm just using the native wildlife as a base.
60618f No.324793
00889f No.324809
>>324786
Monstergirl-themed nations are preferred, but we don't exactly have a rule about humies being forbidden.
we should though because we already have too many human nations as it is, fuck off we're full
1b3ce1 No.324811
>>324786
You can never have too many human nations, there's gotta be balance between humanity and monster-kind. Come on in!
656c59 No.324814
00889f No.324819
>>324811
>>324814
>Paladins seizing lebensraum left and right while also gassing any monsters in their newly-acquired lands
>virgin-wizards helping them and boasting the largest defense force in the region
>a guy with a god complex who keeps trying to get everyone to join his circlejerk
>all of them are at eachother's throats and on the verge of going to war
Truly harmonious and balanced.
8e27cd No.325180
Well, this is mildly annoying.
831c49 No.325181
write a disatch last night before bed. Talk to people about my place in all this.
Have no idea what the fucks going on because server is down.
I hope yall think North Wanistan is doing ok. Also I got more editing software installed so there is that. Whilst here what kind of maps do you guys want me to make?
8e27cd No.325184
>>325181
and of course as you make that post, the servers come back online. I responded to your telegram!
831c49 No.325191
>>325184
Yay.
I am going to work on more stuff tonight. Since I have tomorrow off and no real plans for it. Monday is the day I will be busy as fuck tho.
As for the new Rhodie, I really hope it aint like the fucking bird again.
a38c0f No.325229
>Nobody but me has been editing the map
Please kill me
83933d No.325239
>>325229
who will edit the map then?
831c49 No.325274
>>325229
I have Tomorrow and monday off famawan. I shall help.
831c49 No.325464
Looking at map. No idea where to start editing. No idea where to even begin. Know how to make a map though. So I am going to take the reference material and just make a generalized good map.
4f3d7a No.339893
Just a reminder to /monster/ that we exist and we're always looking for more monstergirl-themed nations to join us in our circlejerk region.
f89172 No.339895
>>339893
can you not have a custom flag?
4f3d7a No.339897
>>339895
You can upload a custom flag after creating your nation.
f4315f No.339898
>>339895
The game makes you choose from a list of pre-selected flags or you can insert your own flag from your computer. (Nothing Inappropriate though) Once you join the region, hit up Solvada in the telegrams for a custom flag design, he makes good flags.
f89172 No.339905
>>339897
Okay, so I just joined, I'm the Free Umbral Kingdoms
f4315f No.339907
f89172 No.340008
so these issues seem a little goofy. I had children gambling and my only options were "Yeah, that seems cool." And "BAN GAMBLING"
Like, couldn't I just ban kids under 18 from gambling?
7fac07 No.340022
>>340008
Taking a middle ground? Madness! That would never work!
f4315f No.341732
So apparently, this game associates illegalizing euthanization with advanced healthcare. More proof that the lord is on our side?
f4315f No.345951
>Farmers are getting hallucinations in the countryside because of microbes in rabbit dung
>Looks like a dismiss issue until I see the second option
>I thought the guy was saying to study it for medicinal purposes, approve it to improve science, healthcare and quality of life
>I didn't fully read the option because it was actually to legalize drugs and now my nation has a bunch of FILTHY DRUGGIES IN IT
>drug use shoots up like a motherhecking rocket, may Maria forgive me
Whoever was the "scientist" that recommended that option to me will be shot, hanged, and then thrown into Mt. Enalnan. In that order.
a6ee7f No.352374
I kind of want to join in but i don't know what i am doing.My telegram inbox thing is getting flooded as well which is annoying.
3c2af3 No.352446
>>352374
Look up Gremlinsburg or Solvada and message them.
cd12b5 No.352753
>>352374
Yeah, that's the traditional recruitment spam that all new nations get. You can switch that off in your settings and never have to worry about it ever again.
cd12b5 No.353265
As a notice for those of you who only check in time to time:
We're moving house so that our region can have a founder again! among other reasons Check your telegram inboxes for the password to the new region! It'd save the hotpockets a bit of trouble if you'd move on your own instead of forcing us to kick you out.
af6cdb No.353758
>>353703
Well done pallies!
4bc323 No.363856
Curbstompia, our fallen brother, we stand with you in this dark moment. We will never forget how the faggot mods of NationStates banned you for unleashing salt upon their forums. If you are still with us, please tell us about your triumph that led to their butthurt.
311184 No.363861
>>363856
Someone made a wa proposal thread about cyberbully, so I decided to have some fun banter. Posted this. Got a ban.
Called the mods no-fun faggots on our region messageboard. Got a warning. Thought, they can suck my dick. Posted again in a spoiler. They locked me out of posting on Ammitica "temporarily".
Not sure if they look by IP or not, bur made a throwaway account of gibberish and said mods are niggers in some moderation thread. Guess they deleted me if they do look. If they don't look by IP, then they really are leftypol-tier niggermods.
Anyway, made a new account for the heat to die down with. Look for messages from Abyssal Shipyard. Guess i'll just stick with bantering with you guys and not shitpost in that niggermodded forum.
311184 No.363862
>>363861
Also, been bantering for a good long while and frequently called warned for it. Assumed i'd get b& someday.
Oh well, guess commies and people who take themselves seriously on a political roleplayig thread cannot into banter like civilized folks.
10619f No.363865
>>363861
They do look by IP last I checked, they do it to crack down on people making multiple WA puppets for raiding.
>>363862
>people who take themselves seriously on a political roleplaying thread cannot into banter like civilized folks.
I hear that. I understand where they're coming from since they're technically a business and interact with schools and have a sort of image to maintain. That being said, I'd rather they didn't. There's a lot more honesty to be found in letting people speak their mind in the method they choose. Policing speech is very much a political tool and an underhanded one imo.
4bc323 No.364880
Today I will remind them.
Don't mind me, just injecting some life into this thread with a bit of bants