/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance★

I like the idea that, if they're lucky in the genetic lottery, they get some kind of power or ability from their monstrous mum. The son of a Yeti would be able to give his future waifu a really good hug, for example

>>266462

So the son of an oni would be no different from an Irishman.

>>266463

Essentially I suppose

>>266468

Not arguing lore here, the OP came with the implication that the situation is like that scylla doujin.

She would love him all the same as her daughters, though she'd probably spoil him if he was the only son of her brood. Otherwise she would spoil the youngest son while the older siblings are sure to bully him and raise him in the manly arts alongside their father. A big sister(s) would be fun, especially with how she could bully him with the abundance for fluff a foxgirl offers to the table, but a little sister could really fit an older son, with her following him around all the time and trying to get his attention even if it means sometimes getting in the way.

I'd take special care to not let him become a huge pussy as he grows up and starts getting chased by girls. He's going to be a loving husband one day, so he has to make sure he chooses right and basically knows how to be a man. He'd learn basic things like maintaining a car, shooting and hunting, lifting weights, and at least one artistic craft to round him out. And he better bring me plenty of granddaughterus like his sisters or there will be hell to pay.

>>266462

>The son of a Yeti would be able to give his future waifu a really good hug

>tfw people I hug tell me I have the comfiest hugs all the time

>>266487

We're talking about human sons of monster girls, newkiddo.

>>266495

>fairy eggs

Those must be the polar opposite of devil eggs.

>>266468

I'd rather have a monster daughteru, but MGE does say that in the future monsters are supposed to be able to give birth to sons as well. That's the monster lord's master plan at least.

Ha, jokes on you fuckers. I don't have to roll the dice of genetics as my only option is adoption

sage for off-ish topic

I'd imagine certain monsters (hellhounds, manticores, ushi onis) are very protective of their sons since they're very much aware of what their kind is capable of.

>>266461

>male humans born from fairies are born fairy size

>they get ridiculous growth spurts until they reach adulthood when they are now human size but they are as tall and youthful looking as a 10 year old

>basically being born from a fairy makes them perma-shotas and also ara magnets

>>266662

Anon, I'm pretty sure that fairies at the very least like shota.

>>266665

Is there a name for this type of girl? "Tomoko-esque"?

>>266668

Yes, and fairies live very long, making them naturally attracted to younger men.

>>266662

I HATE CHILDREN, THEIR THE SCUM OF THE EARTH, PURE EVIL IN A SMALL PACKAGE. THE CUTENESS IS HOW THEY LET YOUR GUARD DOWN!

>>266673

She's not like Tomoko at all. She's completely dominant and in control, but we only ever see her in a sexual situation. She's always raping her summoner. I think she's a succubus.

>>266694

You do know that they grow up eventually, then they become the little shitters you know.

>>266710

Anon, you really need to stop projecting your dad's poor parenting skills onto yourself.

>>266710

That attitude is one of the reasons society is so shit today. Good job falling for jewish tricks, dumbass. Your kids won't suck if you raise them right. That requires work, patience, and effort. In short,

GIT GUD

>>266714

It's just that after having to look after two brothers which one became a super Chad and the other is a pot asshat that steals shit all the time. Sage for blog and offtopic.

>>266750

>>266735

Do you think him being willfull and acting like the hero would disappoint or make her proud that she can't take him?

>>266753

Tame him*

>>266694

I kind of understand where the guy is coming from. To cope with my sterility my 18 year old self despised being around children for any amount of time. Eventually I grew up and decided "fuck it I'm gonna adopt one of those little fuckers". Or it could be b8. It's probably b8.

>>266750

I'd imagine the kid would come back, apologize for what he did and hand the lunch money back without the mom knowing about it.

Would son's end up with a waifu the same species as his mother or would he grow up with a small cuddly mother and end up with a big strong monster because he was raised like a little rabbit and end up with a submissive monster girl because he learned to be dominating from his strong mother?

>Sleeping in because day off

>Danuki waifu cuddled up next to me

>Door flies open as daughteru comes running in

>As she climbs onto the bed in her attempt to get us up spring plan

>Grab her and roll her between me and the wife

>Dual snuggle action from Waifu and me to calm her.

>Fall back asleep with the two most important girls in my life off to my side.

>>266846

>'Papa! Don't you know that a snuggle costs 5 dollars now?'

>'Does it? I thought it was just 3 bucks yesterday.'

>'Nuh-uh, it's 5 now! Pay up!'

>you sigh exasperatedly and you look at your waifu

>'What have you been teaching our daughter again, darling?'

>waifu smiles

>'Ara~, only a 2 dollars increase? You could have easily asked for more, sweetheart. Now try asking daddy again, okay?'

>'Kaaaaay.'

>of course you pay up

>and your wife too

If a vampire gives birth to a son, is the kid a regular human, born incubus, or a dhampir?

>>266665

Sauce?

>>266877

https://e-hentai.org/g/557370/b268d92068/

>>266461

I imagine they'd get the Hyper-preg look, and need a shit-ton more food+magical support to make it work.

Birth would be killer and would just about require assistance, but minis are stretchy anyway.

>>266875

>If a vampire gives birth to a son, is the kid a regular human, born incubus, or a dhampir?

Depends on lore but assuming the father is pure human it's usually a dhampir or some kind of para-human and almost never a succubus/incubus

>>267956

Is there more to this?

>>266843

Kinda jumbled your words there but I get what you're saying. In any case I'd say just as certain species tend towards dominance/submission (i.e. a trait passed down from their mothers) I'd say the son's dom or sub tendencies would be effected by his father. But that's not counting experiences and individual personality which probably shape it a lot more.

>>274760

I'd teach him how to squat like a slav.

>>274760

Lots of outdoors kind of activities, plenty of fishing, hunting, playing with friends and his sisters, that kind of stuff. My waifu is a wan, so I think it's inappropriate to make them stay inside all the time, they need to go out and play. His big sisters and little sisters would make quite the pack, and giving me and the waifu plenty of opportunities to make the family even bigger

Don't you dare talk to me and my Wight's son ever again

What would happen if a brother went 'My sister is off limits!' to another guy?

Would a sister try to hook up her brother? would a brother cockblock his sister's suitors?

What about hellhounds and dragons and shit like that? How would brothers react when they learn that their sisters are gonna go hunting for men? Will they play matchmaker to hook them up with good men?

Get that brothers who do this are NOT siscons, ok? Good. Not even hellhounds are into that kind of incest-that depraved shit is for Baphs (kinda why I hate them, but that's my opinion.)

Please don't let this devolve into a discussion about incest

>>288743

>Please don't let this devolve into a discussion about incest

>He said while explicitly asking questions about fraternal/sororal dynamics in MG families and beating us over the head with his sanctimonious disproval of sis/brocon without cause

Why do faggots do this? If you're gonna knowingly provoke a flame war, cop to it, don't throw a lit match to the side and immediately blame the forest floor for being dry and flammable before anything even ignites, it makes you look like a disingenuous troll who still hasn't learned how to hide his intentions.

>>288749

>>288743

>tfw fapped to sister or cousin doujins. Especially when smug is involved. Wouldn't do that in real life though. Should I flog myself for the .heresy of fapping to that?

>>288753

>Should I flog myself for the .heresy of fapping to that?

Or you could find a nice monsterwaifu and treat her both with the tenderness of a wife and the familiarity of a sister.

>son of a manticore

>learns how best to avoid proactive dating from his father's advice

>learns smugness from his mother

>practices both with his onee-san

Truly, the ultimate husbando.

>>288743

>Get that brothers who do this are NOT siscons, ok?

>Please don't let this devolve into a discussion about incest

Calm down nigger we aren't degenerates here except maybe >>288753

>>266481

>And he better bring me plenty of granddaughterus like his sisters or there will be hell to pay.

And how many grandchildren have you brought for YOUR parents, anon?

>>288792

I'm sure they'd be willing to wait for better grandchildren.

>Finish up day in college

>Busy day and big exam

>Get yelled at because I drove my car 'too close' to some faggot

>Finally get home and throw my bag in a corner

>Mom is fast asleep. Vampires don't wake during the day after all.

>Dad's busy watching ESPN

>Say my greetings and head to my room

>Power up my computer and activate game mode

>Get into a FPS server at 5 PM

>Not even 2 minutes into the game and some weeb starts yelling into his microphone about 'glorious zipangu steel'

and 'true skill'

>Track the shitter down and find out he's playing as a katana wielding ochimusha character

>Why am I not surprised

>Whip out my sniper rifle and own his shit

>His butthurt crying only makes the game that much more fun for me

>"Anon"

>Laugh as I pop his character's head like a grape for the umpteenth time

>"ANON"

>He's mad. Oh, so mad.

>He's actually gonna rush me, the absolute madman

>Scope his soon-to-be ragdoll and prime my-

>"AAAAANNNNOOOONNNN!!!!!!!"

>WHAT?!

>And in that second, all is lost

>The weeb beheaded my character

>The other players are laughing at me

>Honor and dignity:lost

>Turn away from the game with murder in my eyes

>See little vampire sister glaring at me

>"Did you eat all of my chocolates?"

>No bitch, because your chocolates have orange flavour in them

>Now get out of my room before I skewer you

>Punches me and runs away

>Dhampir older sister walks in

>"Don't you have an exam tomorrow?"

>I have time and I'll study when I want to

>"What time? It's 9:30 and we're gonna have dinner without you"

>9:30?

>Great. There goes my night of peaceful sleep

>Get out of the server full of laughter with my head hung low

>Join my vampire mom and good guy dad

>Finish up my dinner, while listening to my sister wail about missing chocolate

>Go to the kitchen and whip up some hot coffee

>See Dhampir sister dump a handful of wrappers in the trash can

>Well, one mystery solved

>Head to the room and begin cramming

>Fuck

More?

>>288919

>more?

if you got it.

>>288919

>can't talk and shoot at the same time

git

gud

>>288919

Let's continue

>Finally

>Exams over

>And I know for sure that I'll pass!

>Of course, my dad is an achiever, so no parties

>Aint gonna stop me, I'll just celebrate with some cake

>Lil' sis shows up while I'm preparing the batter

>"'Sup bro?"

>Not much, gonna celebrate my freedom with some cake

>"Cool. How much are you gonna make?"

>A big cake. We'll have it for dessert

>"What cake are you gonna make?"

>Oh shit.

>What cake do I make?

>Got any ideas?

>"Why not a christmas fruitcake? Those are very simple and easy to make."

>No. Fucking. Way

>People don't eat those cakes. They trash them or gift them off to homeless hobos and orphans

>"Come on anon! Who doesn't like a christmas cake?"

>No. Granny's fruitcakes are the exception, not the rule. So no

>"But why? Christmas cakes keep long. They are easy to make. They taste really good!"

>No. They're not. And no, they don't.

>Christmas cakes are the worst things that can ever exist

>They are tough and wrinkly and tasteless

>Nobody in their right mind would go for such disgusting-

>See Dhampir sister observing us

>Suddenly feel an aura of doom

>Whysoscared.jpg

>Hey, you got any good recommendations for what cake I can make? We're having it for dessert

>Her reply is a curt "Cheesecake"

>Well. Not a bad choice

>Haven't had any in a while

>Ok, now that the cake to be made has been decided-

>Fuck. No ingredients.

>Time to go out

>Cover up the batter and store in the fridge

>Take lil sis along for a short walk (It's 8 PM nightfall, so this is not a bad idea.)

>"Did you notice big sis was looking at us funny?"

>Yeah. Any idea why?

>"Dunno. After all we were just discussing about Christmas cake after all."

>Then it hits me

>Big sis is 27 and single

>She didn't date due to project work as a chem major, and has been single forever

>She probably thought I was talking about her

>….

>No, that's retarded

>we're not nips and not even they give a fuck about that anymore

>Well, time to focus on shopping

>Tonight's gonna be a treat!

>>266458 (OP)

There should be more familyus and less femdom on this board

>>289346

it is a good thing you have 0 power then

>>288919

Maybe I'm just being a newfag but what game lets you play an ochimusha and at the same time lets your opponents use sniper rifles?

>>289352

Darkstalkers 3.

>>289352

Probably an MG-equivalent of any of the new "Hero Shooter" trend a la Overwatch or Paladins.

>>288743

>What would happen if a brother went 'My sister is off limits!' to another guy?

The sister would laugh in her brother's face and rape the guy anyway.

>Would a sister try to hook up her brother?

Only with his childhood friend, or one of her own friends who always had a crush on him but never acted on it.

>would a brother cockblock his sister's suitors?

See #1.

>What about hellhounds and dragons and shit like that? How would brothers react when they learn that their sisters are gonna go hunting for men?

As if they could stop their sisters.

>Will they play matchmaker to hook them up with good men?

They can try, but there's no guarantee of success.

>>290375

You can stop them if you aren't a little bitch

>>289242

>Big sis is 27 and single

Is this a prelude to monmusu catladies?

>>289242

Sorry about the hiatus, was uninspired until I found the philosophy thread. Let's hope that the story remains acceptable-tier shit and not shit-tier shit.

>College student on vacation

>You'd expect me to be out in the beach picking up girls, or driving inna woods or something.

>Nope

>Gonna burn away my month of freedom on vidya and memes in a dimly lit room

>Atleast until I get bored of doing that or my friends invite me to something

>So, playing some new metroidvania

>These castles could really be bigger, you know

>Fucking pennypinchers cutting down on quality to make more shekels

>Cursing quietly as I come close to curbstomping the weakest final boss in existen-

>"ANON"

>Aaaand he knocks me into a spike pit

>Wonderful. Fucking marvelous.

>I turn to face my new mortal enemy

>Big sis glaring at me

>"I've told you to not use headphones so much! I've been shouting for the past 5 minutes!"

>Stop shouting and get out

>"I need your help."

>Huh? With what?

>"Look, I got a date with this AWESOME guy. He's buff, athletic, sweet, knows to cook, can write poe-

>Sounds like a prime tier faggot. Give up, he's just gonna alp later.

>Turn back to my ga-

>"LISTEN!"

>why

>"If you do, I'll give you something fun to do tonight."

>That gets my attention

>I'm tired pf playing for achievements anyway

>"So I got a date with this guy, but he couldn't come because he had to watch his sister."

>Ok

>"So I got him to agree by saying that you'll be my wingman and be be with her"

>Go on

>"So dress nice. We're going to the [insert generic name] nightclub at 8"

>Got permission?

>"All done. So dress to kill and you just may get a girlfriend at last!"

>I'm not the one who's virgin at twenty sev-

>My vision goes dark

>>293420

>So, at the [insert generic name] nightclub

>Waiting for faggot and his sis to show up

>Ok, bad time to need to piss

>tell big sis and to the bathroom at the back

>aahh, haven't pissed all day

>after my torrent, go back to see big sis.

>Faggot is making sweet talk to her

>for fuck's sake, take it a little slower

>Eeh, she can handle herself

>look for faggot's sis

>find her

>oh

>Oh no

>NONONONONONOTHERWHYHERANYONEBUTHER

>nope.jpg

>Rewind 2 months

>College stress, project stress, burnout imminent

>need to relax, fast

>ask this cute succubutt out

>stereotypical dumb blonde dojikko

>really nice and sweet, ditzy

>get envious looks from every guy in the corridor when she says yes

>Totallyfeellikeachad.jpg

>So, we went out

>So, they're called DUMB blonde for a reason

>And the tripping? Cute the first ten times, not so much after that

>Definitely not when she pushed me into a waiter carrying all kinds of drinks on a tray

>So my dad had to pay for the tray and my dry-cleaning cuz I'm a poorfag, he's not.

>Date was horrible

>She's dumber than dirt

>Could've had a more meaningful conversation with matango than her

>And she tried to get in my pants in the car

>While driving

>So yeah, I might've lost my cool there

>I was raised better than sleeping with someone on the first date

>And attempted roadhead can get you killed

>So, I yelled at her and dropped her crying ass home

>Next day, I apologised for getting mad, and turned her down, saying that she wan't the girl for me

>Poor succubutt has been getting roasted ever since

>And it gets worse, cuz apparently, I"M the guy for her

>me

>And I heard that her bro's looking for the guy who made his succubutt sis cry

>return to the present

>So, now you know my story

>Surely she wouldn't remember me after all these months, right?

>Sis calls

>"Where are you? Faggot's here! If you burn out my date, I'll stake you!"

>Ok, I'm coming

>"Oh, one more thing. Apparently, Faggot's sis got dumped by some guy two months ago, and she's been pining for him since. So be nice to her, K? Faggot's trying to get her interested in someone else"

>NO WAY

>DID YOU SEE THE MUSCLES ON FAGGOT?!

>HE"LL RIP MY HEAD OFF FOR SURE!

>"What are you talking about? And why are you yelling? Just get here!

>Cuts the phone

>So yeah

>Go to greet them and earn Faggot's wrath?

>Or go home and earn big sis's wrath?

>What to do, what to do…..

>>293423

The answer is clear

grab mosin and fuck off into the nearest forest for a month or so

>>293423

>Briefly consider grabbing my family's antique rifle and running off into the woods

>Could live a good life there, eating maggots and deer

>May even get an exotic jungle monster

>Like maybe a jinko, or a mothman, or even a mant-

>Nevermind

>Maybe I should leave for home

>Look around the corner

>Big sis is laughing and talking to Faggot

>Oh shit, she's making moony eyes!

>I can't ruin this for her

>Fine, running away ain't gonna happen

>Curse my good brotherly feelings

>See succubutt walk out of the women's restroom

>By some miracle, she completely misses me

>She's heading over to their table

>And she's stomping hard

>Fuck

>Gotta act fast

>Quickly open phone and browse contacts

>Call her number

>Got it when I asked her out and forgot to delete it after. Good thing, huh?

>Succubutt takes a look at her phone and her mood does a complete 180

>"Hello anon?"

>Er, hi?

>"Anon! Oh, I've missed you so much! You know my brother's trying to set me up with some loser? But don't worry! I'll turn him down for you!"

>This feels really fucking weird

>Hey, where are you?

>"At the [insert generic name] nightclub. I really didn't wanna agree to this, but my brother met this really hot dhampir chick-"

>She just described my big sis as hot

>Now I feel REALLY weird

>"-he wanted to date, and he couldn't leave me alone-"

>GeeIwonderwhy.mp4

>"-so I had to go to this place and meet up with her brother. I'm supposed to date this guy tonight, but he hasn't even shown up yet! Can you believe it!?"

>Uh, do you know who or where he is?

>"Dunno his name. As for where, his big sis told me he had gone to the club bathroom. If she's telling the truth, this guy must be really constipated and probably smells like his toilet! Speaking of constipated, my friend this one time, had…."

>OK, so she doesn't know the connection

>Let's keep it that way

>"….. and that's why I'm scared of taking it up the- oh sorry, I just kept talking! So anyway, why did you ask anon? Feeling lonely? Feeling jealous? Hmm? Want me to wrap you up with my warm soft body and…."

>I can't take this much longer

>I gotta get outta here

>And not distract Faggot

>How? What should I do?

>Hey…..that could work!

>>293766

>And if it does, she'll hate me and leave me alone!

>"…..ll make you feel heaven, you know. Just moving my tongue up and down your-"

>I'll take you up on your offer!

>"…wut?"

>I wanna plow you so hard! I wanna make you scream!

>"Really? You really want to-"

>I've always wanted to do it outdoors! I have that fetish!

>"Oooh, aren't you the bold one, coming on so st-"

>You can get to the [Insert another generic name] park can't you? I'm there and I can't take the temptation much longer!

>"Anon, why are you at the park?"

>If you can find me there, I'll tell you why and a looot more secrets as well….

>Ok, I'm not one for sextalk

>I'm improvising, OK?

>"Of, course! I'll be there, flying as fast as the wind! Oh, and you better not fap or use a condom-that stuff is for me and me alone!"

>Yeah sure. Just get over here!

>"Sure thing, anon!"

>See her dash to the table

>She has a heated conversation with Faggot

>She also looks like she took a big hit of crack

>Faggot is visibly disturbed

>After all, he wanted to keep her in his sight!

>Is the plan gonna fail?

>Suddenly, a miracle happens

>He nods ok, and she dashes out of the door

>Awesome! The plan is on track!

>That park is 4 blocks away and pitch black

>Stupid bitch will be there all night looking for her sensual lover

>And big sis's bro (aka me) will get mad for being stood up and walk out

>And I'l be home, big sis will have a blast, and succubutt will hate me!

>Quickly turn off my phone

>Walk over to the table

>Oh

>This is a whole other brand of nauseating

>I swear to Eros there are hearts in their eyes

>So sorry to have kept you waiting. Those tacos can sure do a number on an unprepared stomach!

>Neither of them heard me

>Uhhh, big sis? Faggot? Where's my date?

>"Gone to fuck her old flame. Sorry dude. Looks like you never had a chance."

>Shit man, atleast look at me in the eye

>Fine. I don't need this. I'm going home.

>"Have a safe trip bro. Tell mom I'll be late."

>You too? Show some goddamn respect!

>Fine. I'm outta here

>Dash out of the building and head home

>Get to my room, lock the door and scream my lungs out

>So much adrenaline

>Mom has to check up on me to see if I'm alright

>Never felt better

>>266653

Sounds like a sister complex waiting to happen.

>>268094

Name of this?

>>298066

boku no reverse image search

>>298064

This, unfortunately.