/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance★

>>261504

She looks adorable.

>>261507

And I thought the legs were scary.

would Bigfoot qualify? the footfags would love her

>>261515

Bigfoot needs a mamono, too. She'd be yetis' taller, more reclusive, canadian cousin.

>>261515

She'd be a yeti with brown fur.

Probably white skin too.

>>261544

>Meet Kuchisake onna

>She asks if she's beautiful

>Say that you need to shag her to confirm

>Shag Kuchisake onna

>Tell her that you're still not sure and fuck off

Would this work?

>>261499 (OP)

How the fuck would you make that a monster girl?

She's just a lower half.

>>261499 (OP)

go read "Fuan no Tane" and try turning every…"thing" you see into a Monstergirl, lets see how long you last

>>264297

A lot of the stuff you only see little glimpses of, but it would be pretty easy tbh

>tfw no cute junji ito mgs

>>261499 (OP)

Hmm the fun that couid be had with those legs

>>264329

I don't know how one can make the legs an appealing monster girl.

Unless the legs have a ghostly upper half.

>>261499 (OP)

I've sort of been subconsciously doing this for years. Ever since I was a kid, I learned that the easiest way to stop being scared of something was to sexualize it. Even now it's kinda fun to read horror books or creepypasta and reimagine the whole thing as monstergirl porn.

>>264384

You sound like a man ahead of his time.

>>264384

>"nothing can be spooky with a dick in their ass"

quote schizophrenic guy

>>264388

So, pretty much spooky legs in the video isn't so scary?

>>264390

nothing can be scary if it has/has had/conceivably could have a dick in their ass

>>264395

I guess the guy shooting the video should have just fucked the legs instead of running away from it.

>>264406

still better than humpty egg tbh

>>264411

and the scariest thing about those is trying to spell their name tbh

>>264412

It's easier to call it Flip Succubus.

>>264407

There is literally nothing wrong with humpty eggs.

>>264414

Funny that he thinks it's preferable to waifu a woman's severed half over a cute humpty egg.

>>264406

You could pat her ass?

>>264412

>>264413

What I like to imagine about manananggals is that, in contrast to a dullahan, their two halves don't know about the other's pleasure. So, you might have a manananggal roommate who acts haughty and bratty towards you, but while her upper half flies off to do errands, her legs walk over to you and pose in all sorts of provocative ways to entice you, and so you end up secretly fucking her legs every time she's out without her ever finding out.

>>264416

a woman's severed half I can actually find in this world

>>264437

sentient eggs are hard to find anon

>>264438

A sentient lower half is hard to find too.

plus it's too spooky seeing a severed lower half walking about.

>>264440

i don't want to be paranoid about every time a crack an egg over a frying pan

>>264482

Don't forget the con of her thinking of you as less of a man if you're not circumcised.

>>264567

This is because of Catholicism, isn't it?

>>264568

No, it's just something that's part of flip "culture." If you don't get circumcised you get bullied forever.

>>264426

Oh I like the sound of that

>>264591

Her legs might even flirt with you while they're still attached to her upper body without her consciously realizing it, like opening up a little to let you peek under her skirt, or giving you secret footjobs underneath a table or something.

>>261499 (OP)

You mean like those in Dreadout?

>>264736

she's cute tbh

and think about what she can do with that dislocating jaw

>>264749

One man's fear is another man's boner.

>>264750

don't pretend like you don't want to bully her by making her accidentally make the arm gestures to reveal her true form in public

>>264640

I'm loving this

Especially with footjobs couid lead to them lettIng there feet to be worshiped

>>264297

Fuck, now you gave the board ideas…shit, this wont end well

>>264933

It's time to usher in a new era of spooky waifus

>>264916

Being disembodied legs, they'll try to use their feet is if they're hands.

I won't be surprised if they have dexterous toes.

>>264963

deformed people are real mostergirls

>>264959

do you reckon the body halves sleep in separate locations dullahan style?

>butt pillow

>>265011

Manananggals are nocturnal, separating their body to fly its torso out at night and then rejoining its body during the day to sleep.

>>265012

that would make scheduling tough

i guess then they'd drink a lot of caffeine and stuff to stay awake for day activities

>>265013

Scheduling must be tough for nocturnal mamonos in general.

>>265014

>constantly lurching around with bags under their eyes during the day

kinda cute

>>307814

move to japan if you want it that bad my dude