[–]▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.242077>>249163 >>274255 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
Aliens are cute, post them.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.242392>>242498
Is /monster/ cool with Grays? I don't have any to post, I'm just curious.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.242403>>242407
>aliens
thing is this is /monster/ not /xeno/
I mean shit like the saiyan girl in OP's pic is fine, but you stray from human you're getting into furry/xeno territory
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.242407>>242409 >>242767 >>249131 >>272650
>>242403
shut up
as long as it doesn't have a snout it is fine
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.242409>>242410 >>242451
>>242407
>third pic
Would you tell her she's too skinny, cook her a lot of food and make her eat it all?
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.242410
>>242409
I like to think she got hurt, and needs cum to heal herself, but she has never done it before, and finds it embarrassing
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.242415
>>242413
creeped me out man
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.242417
>>242413
thanks for the pic
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.242425
ummm… whoops
sorry >>242413
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.242445>>242471
Why are there barely any good Twi'Lek lewds that aren't 3DPD? And even that is not very common
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.242451
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.242471
>>242445
I know right it's a massive fucking shame.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.242498
>>242392
Monster girl grays sound interesting.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.242766>>242767
>>242314
>as long as it doesn't have a snout it is fine
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.242767
>>242766
Meant to reply to this guy >>242407
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.249131>>249135
>>242407
The Tau are the true space elves of 40k, really, at least the animu-elves
>lawful good (by 40k standards)
>weaker
>far more willing to compromise/submit
Emperor help me, the thought of roughly taking a Tau woman gives me a hard-on
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.249135>>249443 >>272655
>>249131
I thought they were space asians.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.249213
FUKKEN AYYS
Do not trust ayys. You turn your back on them for one goddamn moment and they'll either backstab you, chop your balls off, kill you, wear your face as panties, or just probe your asshole.
t. Guardsman
>tfw no qt felinid squadmate to share a nice, warm cup of recaf with
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.249228
okay mod, I appreciate not out right being banned, but what rule did the fucking rules did the Invader Zim Alien break?
They don't have snouts, they are humanoid, and neither of the pics had a male Alien species. Fuck just put a contact lens on them, and they look human with green skin. Not going to post it again, just want to know about the rules you didn't tell me about.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.249258>>249278 >>272573
>tfw that cute lamia from outer space wants to date you but you work at XCOM and you don't know how the colleagues will react at your sight
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.249276
>>242780
i was about to ask for this pasta. i love you anon
or ayylmanon
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.249278>>249356 >>249694
>>249258
>not arranging a "convenient" ambush
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.249356
>>249278
>Central sweating
>Ay lmao
It's the little things.
I don't really see the monster girls siding with ADVENT though, especially the girls of Monster Musume.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.249443>>249672
>>249135
>Tau comes at you in battle armor, thinking she can overpower you in melee
What do? Other than laugh your ass off.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.249672>>249733
>>249443
An XV-4 stealth armor isn't worth much in melee, but XV-8s pack a punch. I mean yes, it's tau battle armor, but it's still fucking power armor.
Not talking about the battle bikinis depicted here, those clearly aren't meant to be used in actual battle.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.249694>>249784
>>249278
>I have got hostiles in my sight!
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.249733>>249801
>>249672
>WS2
>I2
>T4
>Pack a punch
Good one right there
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.249784
>>249694
I'd hit that and land a crit.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.249801
>>249733
>S5
>A2
>3+
How's the cherry harvest?
Yes, the XV-8 isn't a melee unit by 40k standards, but it's still a mecha, and it will turn a regular human to pulp rather effortlessly.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.249807>>249814 >>249822 >>250002 >>254131
I think the big question is if you would choose a buuby or a saiyan girl.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.249822>>273159
>>249807
Majin so our kid doesn't become incredibly irrelevant in the future despite having 10 times the potential of either of us.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.250002
>>249807
There's only one logical answer.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.250241
>>250238
Get out of here with your shit taste.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.250345
>>250338
>memegenerator
>its a fucking thumbnail
c'mon buddy.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.250356
>>250238
Back to >>>/tumblr/ you nigger.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.250379>>250383
Did someone seriously delete all my posts? Wow, that's pretty OTT.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.250383>>250398
>>250379
>on /monster/
>thinks he can post tumblr shit
They deleted my Invader Zim post, but you were kinda provoking them. Guess them not banning you is admission of it not being against the rules, but it is a faux pas around here.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.250398>>250400
>>250383
The SU stuff I can understand, that was just me havin' a laff, but my Saiyan post? Come on!
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.250400
>>250398
mod must have pushed the "delete all posts from this IP" button
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.250437>>254878
Been wanting to write some stuff about a less horrific genestealer race that invades Earth.
Purple skinned, multi-limbed insectoid like space babes take genetic samples from Earthlings via abductions and then splice the stuff into their flexible genetic makeup, like the thin men from X-com. Then they start finding male candidates with high fertility rates and useful traits and procreate with them, their saliva full of genetic material that slowly seeds the man over a time period to have sperm capable of impregnating them. After some time hiding their true identity, they shed their human disguises, revealing their more alien exterior. Due to a combination of pheromones, their genetic manipulation, and the man's growing attachment, he finds her true form to be ravishingly beautiful and they form a pact, his love and children for her protection and induction into society. (Unwilling males are mindwiped and left unaware of the experience.)
After enough stealers have congregated into an area, they form communes that begin to unite stealer couples and promote spreading their children into non-infiltrated communities. First and Second generation stealer children look completely normal, though they have slightly different body chemistry from normal humans. After the third and fourth, the more insectoid, multi limbs and yellows eyes become prevalent, signaling the integration of our DNA and theirs, before a complete take over occurs via a coup masked as integration into a galactic alliance. Afterwards, the stealers will integrate humanity into their collective, giving them the chance to work on seeder colony ships or exploration vessels in exchange for genetic enhancement. Humanity mingles with the stealer's culture and finds itself forever changed, its material added to strengthen the alien race but now forever tied to them.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254112>>254129 >>254130 >>254623 >>254650
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Female Broly or some sort of muscular female saiyan qt confirmed.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254129>>254131 >>254623 >>254650 >>306560
>>254112
>cute shy and possibly submissive saiyan girl that can transform into the ultimate snu-snu pelvis breaker muscle girl
you have no idea how ready I am for the doujins and porn
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254130
>>254112
Fug yes. About time Toriyama made a female super saiyan!
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254131>>254133 >>254650
>>249807
>>254129
Yep, I definitely want a Saiyan girl who will ride me cowgirl-style and totally destroy me in bed, just give me a jar full of Senzu beans and about 10 boxes of condoms and I'll be good to go.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254133>>254137
>>254131
>condoms
What are you? Some kind of queer that doesn't want to further the Saiyan race by getting her pregnant?
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254137>>254139 >>254142 >>254150 >>307066
>>254133
Not unless she wants it, I'm a big believer in safe sex and I don't trust my own skills as a parent, to be quite honest.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254139>>254149
>>254137
You think she wants her species to go extinct? She'd probably demand you knock her up if she thinks you're worthy. Having kids is hard, but like most I suspect you'd do fine. Saiyan kids practically raise themselves anyway.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254142>>254149
>>254137
You wouldn't put rubber on a headpat, would you?
You wouldn't put a glove on handholding, would you?
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254149>>254150
>>254139
That first part is fair enough. As for my parenting skills, I thank you for the vote of confidence.
>>254142
No I would not, though I'm not sure if a headpat or handholding can be compared to an act that has the potential to bring a child into the world, and I worry that my lack of patience, which is super important to raising kids, will negatively affect them, and I want them to be happy, dammit. Still, I see your point.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254150>>254184
>>254137
>safe sex
Sounds like commie talk to me.
>>254149
>Other sexual acts aren't the same as vaginal sex
I'm fairly certain you're left over from /leftycucks/ raids.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254184>>254185
>>254150
I'm an Objectivist, so I sincerely doubt I'd be left over from a /leftycuck/ raid.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254185>>254189
>>254184
So you're just very newkiddo then.
Who happened to show up after a /leftypol/ raid.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254189
>>254185
I'm getting the distinct impression that you don't believe me. It makes no difference, I'm here to express my love for Saiyan women, as well as alien women in general.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254190>>254191 >>272558 >>272573
>52 images
>none of the cutest alien
Come on, guys.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254191
>>254190
You're right, she is cute. Didn't know she was an alien, though.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254557
Still no rule 34 of Fem!Broly?
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254617
Anyone have that picture of a short stack ayy teasing a security camera?
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254623>>254643 >>254650
>>254112
>>254129
>literally broly with tits
toriyama is a fucking hack.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254643>>254646 >>254650
>>254623
Come on, she's cute. And it's about damn time we had a female super saiyan.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254646>>254665 >>272589 >>274391
>>254643
How right you are, Anon. It's nice to have more than just "Xenoverse" to give us that kinda thing.
On another note, are there any other Anons that ever wondered what's underneath a Quarian's mask, or more specifically, Tali'Zorah's mask?
1. http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Quarian
2. http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Tali%27Zorah
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254650>>254656
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>254643
>>254623
>>254129
>>254131
>>254112
They are probably gonna cast Vic for the role of female Broly during Legendary Super Saiyan mode in the dub.
Funny how he did the voice of both Broly, Edward Elric and sung this intro.
His poor vocal cords.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254656
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>254650
>That thumbnail
Grandpa, put some pants on!
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254661>>254663 >>254672
Imagine a monster girl parody of Dragon ball.
All saiyans would be amazonian females
All Nameks would be female and would need reproduce sexually
Oni in otherworld would all be female
Queen Yemma
Kais would be female
Beerus would be a wan girl and not a furfag
Majin Buu girl
Cell as a girl
All androids as girls
All aliens as girls
The dragons would be wish granting ryu girls
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254663
>>254661
All that Fem Whiss needs is a beauty mark (mole) under her right eye and she'll be perfect.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254665>>254860
>>254646
A lot better looking than that lazily 'shopped photo of some Indian model they used in game.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254672>>254860
>>254661
>Beerus would be a wan girl
Beerus is a cat; not a dog.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.254878>>272540
>>250437
This pure, unchecked, unpunished, Slaaneshi level of Heresy should be considered one of the highest forms of treason to the God Emperor who has allowed you to live your life without the indescribable pain you truly deserve like the perverted, unworthy of life Heretic you are. You should feel absolutely ashamed of yourself for even entertaining the thought of such intensely arousing ideas.
That said, unless I have the full piece of disgusting filth in my hand for observation before I file it in with the rest of the twisted acts of treachery, I will personally report you to the Inquisition myself.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.272540>>272542 >>272655
>>254878
Here's more material, acolyte.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.272558>>272567
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.272562
>>272543
THAT IS NOT FUCKING CANON
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.272567
>>272558
I think it's cute tbh
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.272573>>272576
>>249258
Say your on a secret team working towards a…. democratic compromise.
>>254190
Supposedly the artist behind this is actually doing a comic to further expand upon this. So far on the research team he yuri initiator is german, the brown haired chick is British and there is a Canadian girl who cooks.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.272576
>>272573
>german yuri
Oh boy, i didn't know this was a guro comic
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.272589>>272832 >>272858
>>254646
Honestly, I'm more curious about how they smell once they've breached the suit. It's probably pretty strong, given the long stretches of time they spend in there. I also wonder if they're rather passionate in bed from being cooped up so long.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.272655
>>272543
>>272540
>>249135
I will protect my waifu from filthy ayys like these. None shall harm my felinid qt.14
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.272828>>272830 >>272881
This thread plus recent Samurai Jack hype reminded me of how in the second episode there were the closest a kid show got to strippers. Caged go-go dancers.
Would explain weird people like the kids who gave him the nickname because I certainly wouldn't resist their touch if I had to live under Aku's thumb.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.272830
>>272828
NO cartoon shit please
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.272832>>272833 >>273149 >>276086
>>272589
Fucking Tali was literally the only redeeming thing about ME2.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.272833>>273149
>>272832
Is Tali the Teagan of Mass Effect?
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.272858>>273149
>>272589
They probably smell like asians
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.272881>>273149 >>273508 >>273587
>>272828
Admittedly. Cyber punk dystopia is a pretty cool, but living under Aku's thumb might be a bit bad.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.273149>>273173
>>272858
Eh? Do you mean like peanut oil/soy and sweat?
>>272833
Wor?
>>272832
Awww, you say that like Mordin and Justicar-Tits weren't there.
>>272881
When you're living under a creature who's not just pure evil, but a sadistic asshole as well, it tends to suck, yes.
I wonder if Quarian suit-groins can be modified to act like condoms. There's probably something in Fornax about it.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.273159>>273161
>>249822
Gohan actually has a life and devotes time to both working a job and spending time with his waifu. So as a member of society, Gohan is actually doing better than his Dad. I bet his relatives with Videl is better than Goku and Chichi's marriage has ever been at any point. Point is, he may not be saving the world on a daily basis, but he is living the dream. Plus having the world champ as your father-in-law sounds rad as hell. Mr. Satan is the coolest guy
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.273161
>>273159
*relatives*
Relationship
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.273173
>>273149
>Eh? Do you mean like peanut oil/soy and sweat?
Like cheap plastic and alien residue
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.273197
Any art of that alien chick from one of the Scooby-Doo movies?
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.273223
>>273219
>>273221
>>>/oven/
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.273229>>273230 >>307614
>>273219
3 games, 3 fucking games I stuck will Tali
and at the end of it, I get this purple 3DPD
fuck you
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.273230
>>273229
>stuck will
stuck with*
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.273508>>273591
>>272881
What's so bad about living under the rule of pure sentient evil that either slow kills you and breaks your spirit or just crucifies you then laughs about it?
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.273587>>273591 >>273642
>>272881
A world where strenght rules sounds awesome.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.273591>>273627
>>273508
>Mute colours and crucified corpses
>A shocked samurai with a cartoon dog wearing a monocle and an explorers hat.
This juxtaposes very oddly.
>>273587
Calm down Senator Armstrong
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.273627
>>273591
He was too good for this world.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.273642>>273678
>>273587
Strength doesn't rule, Aku does.
It's entirely within the realm of possibility for him to find one or more alien races, kill off all their men, and then have them become more and more desperate until they find earth and find out they must mate with humans for their race to survive. Then to make it so they only make daughters of their race effectively dooming them forever to be his pawns.
He did something similar for the ocean people (stole their water) just so they'd build him statues.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.273678>>274102
>>273642
That's just because Aku is the strongest one.
Jack can get by just fine, because he is strong, also magic sword.
It's the weaklings that get fucked over.
That's JUSTICE at it's finest.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.274102>>274123 >>309187
>>273678
That's not JUSTICE. That's the law of the jungle, savage.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.274123>>274319
>>274102
Seconded. JUSTICE is about repaying what is due to people for their actions. Those who prey upon the weak and brutalize them will be the first to get their hearts eaten. Starting with Aku.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.274255>>274271
>>242077 (OP)
I'd like to see alien girls who are actually alien in appearance, and clearly not just human girls in a costume.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.274271
>>274255
>>>/xen/
Try there, it's become predominantly shitposting but it's where the 'too alien for /monster/' stuff used to end up.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.274319
>>274123
Aku has no heart to be eaten, he's an eldritch abomination.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.276086
>>272832
>Awww, you say that like Mordin and Justicar-Tits weren't there.
There's also Garrus, Grunt, Legion, Zaeed and Kasumi. And those five are just off the top of my head.
>
I wonder if Quarian suit-groins can be modified to act like condoms. There's probably something in Fornax about it.
Wouldn't surprise me if some enterprising Quarian decided to find out for themselves.
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.280040>>280084
from the same guy that did that silent hill doujinshi awhile back
even if you can't read moon, you'll get the story
https://exhentai.org/g/989370/472793d882/
▶ 8b6f47 (116) No.280084
>>280040
Such stories need no words.
▶ 03922a (1) No.306560
>>254129
All hail, Kale the crotch crusher, the groin grinder, the pelvis pulveriser! If you aren't strong enough to survive the breeding process, at least it is a good way to die.
▶ eaf2ee (1) No.307066
>>254137
you do know condoms don't prevent STDs right?
▶ 646f99 (3) No.307584>>307614 >>307751 >>309035
No one posting the only godtier alien, im dissapoint anons
▶ b04710 (3) No.307614>>307639
>>307584
>>273229
fuck you, nigger
▶ 646f99 (3) No.307639>>307660
>>307614
my mistake, thanks faggot
▶ b04710 (3) No.307660>>307661 >>307751 >>309035
>>307639
have a few others
▶ b2a114 (1) No.307751>>307880
▶ 87f20a (2) No.307880>>307881 >>307888
>>307751
>queen Tyr'ahnee is a nigger 'cos martians are black.
Naw fuck you, she's a damn fine woman and the Martians are far superior to negroids.
▶ fe1f86 (4) No.307881>>309035 >>309089
>>307880
Do they have mouths?
▶ 6df510 (1) No.307888>>307893 >>307896
>>307880
What if hellhounds are actually Martians?
▶ fe1f86 (4) No.307893
>>307888
Hitler trips confirm. Mars needs men.
▶ 1b0ce0 (1) No.307896
▶ 34f826 (3) No.309035>>309042 >>309089
▶ 9d2b72 (4) No.309042>>309059 >>309089
>>309035
>blowjob in pussy
how is this bad
▶ 34f826 (3) No.309059>>309060 >>309089
>>309042
>Not getting the meme
>wanting your dick to be bitten off
▶ 9d2b72 (4) No.309060>>309061
>>309059
>not trusting your girl to not bite your dick off
wow, anon, looks like you have some commitment issues
▶ f642cd (1) No.309061>>309064
>>309060
when every sexual encounter with her involves putting your dick into it's potential end, you tend to get some issues.
▶ 9d2b72 (4) No.309064>>309066
>>309061
really, that's every act of fellatio isn't it?
▶ 34f826 (3) No.309066>>309068
>>309064
>Implying we all like fellatio in the first place
▶ 9d2b72 (4) No.309068
>>309066
the greatest twist of the century
▶ 87f20a (2) No.309089>>309191
>>307881
>>309035
>>309042
>>309059
>Le ebin maymay's.
She's got a normal mouth. It's all black though.
▶ fc0587 (2) No.309187
>>274102
This post may be many months old but I'd still like to interject for a moment and point out that that isn't even the law of the jungle at all. The original literary Law of the Jungle was to take care of oneself and maintain proper hygiene, to keep peace with the other beasts of the forest, to not sow discord within the pack, to respect the sovereignty of one's home, to kill only by necessity (for food, or when diplomacy has failed utterly), to respect hunting and feeding rights and specifically not to take from the weaker who are in need, and above all else to obey the head of the pack.
Essentially the opposite of the modern meaning.
What he proposed is indeed savage, but in such a way that even the Law of the Jungle is thoroughly civilized in comparison.
▶ fe1f86 (4) No.309191>>309212
>>309089
I keep hearing that, but when was it shown? I don't even think there were indications of a mouth during her singing scene.
▶ 6b7614 (1) No.309196>>309199
>>309046
Where's the sauce
▶ fc0587 (2) No.309199
>>309196
Literally the first result searching "alien" on sadpanda.
▶ d680b6 (1) No.309212>>309216 >>309218
>>309191
Telling me I don't want the context only makes me want the context more
▶ fe1f86 (4) No.309216>>309218
>>309212
It's pretty standard gender bender justification agitprop. If this were /co/ I'd dump it, but monstergirls are too pure for that evil. I can't even point you to an archive since SJWs can't into web design. Each panel is a stand alone image being loaded by some fucked up Javascript the archivers can't capture. If you feel like losing some brain cells you can probably find it with the search term "alien gender comic".
At two images I know of it does have a surprising amount of porn.
▶ fe893d (1) No.309218
>>309212
this >>309216
It's literally an "these aliens don't have a constant gender, therefore gays aren't gays and gender doesn't exist.".
If anything, it's rather funny to see how far they have to go to try and justify their retarded views.
▶ 84fae9 (1) No.309227
tau suck but not in a sexual way