/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance★

>Would you take a homeless bum into your home?

Nope. They may have animal aspects, but they are sentient enough to maintain a job.

Maybe a child if I had the time and resources. Otherwise maybe if she was injured or sick.

>>230555 (OP)

>Adoption

Are we talking about little girls or helping people who are basically adults? I've always had a soft spot for these kinds of stories, but actually supporting a kid would be a huge financial concern. An adult could work to help around at least.

Two stories:

http://pastebin.com/gFK4uqeS

http://pastebin.com/6PKKpjC4

>>230562

If you're Penywise lemme tell ya this shit is my favorite story and I might have read it a dozen times

>>230562

I fucking love this story, too. Gives you a nice, warm feeling. The Christmas follow-up is even more vanilla goodness.

>If you're Penywise

Penywise might be on halfchan or something. He still posts more stuff if you check his pastebin and recently did one on the phantom girl.

>>230621

That's the whole point of adopting.

Even if the daughteru is an adult.

>>230557

>Not taking a beautiful female into your home and having her sign a contract effectively turnign her into a sex slave…

Nigger what's wrong with you?

>>230778

What're you, a danuki?

>>230778

That sounds pretty jewish, buddy.

>>232407

Sauce on that doujin?

>>232408

A young genius shota becomes a teacher of a class filled with only high school girls.

Thing is, they're all shotacons.

https://nhentai.net/g/178941/

>>232433

>Guy's name is Shota-ro

Fucking kek it's like American porn where the guy's name is Hugh Dickman or some bullshit

>>232435

The shotas in doujin are usually named Shouta.

>>232436

Really? All I've read is the common Gook names I wouldn't know

>>230786

sauce on that doujin please

>>232435

>Dickman

tito?

moving this here from nyan thread

>rainy day

>walking home from work because car at the shop

>passing by the local 7/11

>stop by to pick up an energy drink and some jerky

>hell fuck it, ill buy some candy while im at it too

>walk outside to a heavy downpour

>the fuck man, it never rains here and then all of a sudden this?

>open umbrella

>continue my walk home

>pass by an alley

>flash of lightning

>notice something in the corner of my eye

>look into the dark alley

>roar of thunder

>notice whimpering coming from where i saw it

>take out phone, use flashlight

>ittybittytittykitty with white hair and purple eyes, under a makeshift box shack

>i approach her

>hey… umm are you lost?

>she hisses at me, obviously scared

>another flash but a near instant boom of thunder to go with it this time

>she screams and grabs on to me crying

>well that was a quick change of heart, okay lets go home and get you dry

>pick her up and run home

>luckily it was only 2 blocks away so i got there quick

>home at last

>take her directly to the bathroom

>okay take a shower, ill get you some dry clothes…

>with that i realize where the hell am i going to find clothes that would fit her

>go looking through my closet to see if i have anything small but to no avail

>one of my gym shirts will have to do

>i take it back to the shower and put it on the stand next to the sink

>i couldnt find anything that would fit you but you can wear my t-shirt for the time being

>"o-okay" she says in an adorable voice

>i leave to the kitchen to see what i could make, looks like unfortunately the quick dinner i had planned wouldnt do now

>didnt have chicken stock for soup but did have some canned soup

>crack those puppies open, heat them up and garnish with a little green onions to make me not look like a cheap host

>finish "cooking" just in time, i hear the water stop

>a couple minutes later out comes a mostly dry catgirl swimming in a black t-shirt

>well… beats wearing wet clothes amiright?

>she gives me a shy nod

>come sit and have dinner, you must be hungry

>she takes her seat and upon seeing the soup her eyes sparkle

>she wastes no time downing it

>finishes before i even touch mine

>impressed with her appetite i push my bowl to her

>she looks at me surprised. "really?!"

>yeah, looks like you need it more than me

>"but what about you?"

>i get up off my chair

>dont worry, i got myself covered, i say giving her a pat on the head which she seems to really enjoy

>pick up my drink and jerky

>head over to living room

>turn on the TV

>get on youtube

>fall sleep while i was looking for something to watch

>wake up in a cold sweat, confused as fuck and dizzy

>naps always do this to me

>its dark but glare of the TV lights the room

>what day is it? what time is it? why is there a catgirl sleeping on me?

>it takes me a couple minutes to get my gears back in place

>look at my phone, its 9 pm now, i was asleep for a couple hours

>look down at sleeping catgirl, she looks really peaceful

>sleeping on me lengthwise with her head just below my chest

>decide to move her to my bed instead

>kinda hard to move though

>i try to gently pull her off me, but shes grabbed on to my shirt tight

>forced to have to wake her up

>hey sleeping beauty, wake up, youll get cold sleeping like that. i whisper to her while gently shaking her

>she wakes up… kinda

>"hmm?" she musters groggily

>lets get you to bed

>pick her up

>carry her over to my bed

>good thing i hadnt made it in the morning otherwise it would be a pain to open the sheets like this

>put her down

>shes still holding on to my shirt

>h-hey come on, let go

>she doesnt say anything, just stares at me intensely with half open eyes

>but i dont wanna go to sleep yet, i got stuff to do

>she continues to stare

>fine, geez… i gave in

>planned to just get in bed for a couple of minutes till she fell back asleep but it was a little too cozy to leave

>>232613

>next thing i know its morning

>classic lazy overcast morning

>its a good thing im off today

>wanted to sleep in a little more but i stomach was growling

>right, id forgotten to eat yesterday

>try to get up

>notice shes grabbed on to my arm

>Indiana Jones swap my arm with a pillow

>get up, turn on pc out of habit

>go to kitchen to see what i got to make for breakfast

>not too much to work with

>gonna have to go do some grocery shopping today

>turn on tv, get some white noise going

>start making some eggs and pancakes

>finish up

>put the stuff into plates and turn around to go wake her up

>she was standing behind me, which kinda startled me

>looking at me, still half asleep

>oh, good morning.

>she yawns a good morning back

>i got breakfast ready so you can take a seat

>with that she shuffles her way to the dining table and sits down

>i hand her a plate and a glass of milk

>she takes the milk and starts mlem-ing it, still half asleep

>i get my plate and tea, take my seat

>take a moment to appreciate how adorable she is before digging in

>finish up, take my stuff to the sink

>was about to go back to the living room when i remembered i still dont know her name

>hey, uh… i dont think we introduced ourselves, whats your name?

>she pauses with a forkfull of pancake

>"my sister calls me May"

>oh May, is it? nice ta meet you, im anon

>she smiles "nice to meet you too"

>>232590

He raised phil and loves the ladies.

>>230557

Well to be fair I've never seen a homeless bum that was also a qt girl so yeah.

>>232716

Very nice but please use capitals, especially on i's. It triggers my autism

>>232716

>I had many more questions I wanted to ask her but I wanted to let her finish her breakfast

>decide instead of being lazy, I should get ready to go out for groceries

>go to bathroom, find May’s wet clothes on the ground

>crap I forgot to wash these

>slap em in the wash and take my shower

>usually take long in the shower

>get out put a towel on

>put May’s clothes in the dryer

>open the door to see May sitting by it, waiting for me

>scares the crap out of me

>she looks at me confused

>give her an embarrassed smile

>sorry, I didn’t expect you to be waiting there… give me a sec to get dressed okay?

>she nods

>get dressed and com back out

>shes waiting by my door

>kinda get the feeling like shes expecting something from me

>okay so May, where are your parents?

>”i don’t have parents” she says with her expression turning somber

>oh… sorry to hear that I say patting her head

>brings her mood back

>ask her about her sister

>she tells me the long story about how they escaped from their orphanage, had been scraping by on their own for a while but got lost during the recent thunderstorm

>i didn’t go further into details assuming there was another kid lost outside

>we need to go look for her!

>go to get my shoes

>pounding on my door

>open it to see a cat girl looking kinda like May only older, late teens-ish

>long red hair and eyes to match

>”give me back my sister before I call the cops!”

>instinct said she had ulterior motives and id be damned if I wasn’t going to toy with her

>at that point May saw her

>”April!” she ran up and hugged her

>after giving them a moment

>okay then… April, ill have you know that your sister was taken good care of in your absence

>will that be all then?

>”hey, wait a minute! What about her clothes?”

>oh right I forgot, give me a sec

>go to get her clothes out the dryer, pack them in a bag, take them back to her

> this is all of it, and her shoes are right there

>will that be all?

>she had no other reason to prolong this conversation and had realized that

>”well! Well… what did you feed her? I need to inspect it to make sure you didn’t poison her or something”

>yup, I knew it

>and I think May caught on too

>”anon, I think April is hungry”

>you sure? Because I think we might have some breakfast left over… if shes not worried about it being poisoned… or something

>shoot a smug grin at April

>she was blushing out of embarrassment but still trying to hold her ground

>>232716

>finish making eggs

you have to eat these eggs

>>233105

Moar pls

>>233105

>Tsunni-Teen Neko

Got a sudden urge to dust up my pimp hand… Can't think why…

>>233105

>alright, alright, calm down kid, Come inside

>that irritated her

>”don’t call me a kid, kid!”

>geez, you’re being pretty annoying for someone begging for food

>”you know I could have raped you if I wanted to”

>sure you could…

>”hey! Whats with that tone?!”

>I sigh as I go over to the kitchen and take the plate full of leftover pancakes and put them on the table

>she takes her seat and begins downing it like there’s no tomorrow

>how long has she gone without food? She didn’t look anorexic or anything so probably just hasn’t had a hot meal in a while

>”anon can we watch TV?” May asked

>sure, you don’t really have to ask, knock yourself out

>decided that now that April is here I can go shopping without having to take a half naked catgirl out with me

>hey guys, Im gonna go out for a bit. You take a shower after you’re done eating, your clothes look damp and May you should wear your dry clothes before you catch a cold.

>”but you said we could watch TV…” May said looking let down

>oh you mean together? After I get back okay?

>I give her a headpat and sure enough it worked

>I look over and see April glaring at me

>what? Did you find that poison you were looking for?

>she looks away

>I don’t question it further

>head out

>go to local whole foods

>pick up stuff I need

>get to the milk

>then it hits me, how the hell am I supposed to take care of two catgirls?

>Im more than good financially but Im strapped for time

>look down at my cart, realize Im going to need more of everything

>not living alone anymore is gonna take some getting used to

>buy the stuff, get back home

>open the door with bags in hand to be greeted by May

>”welcome back anon!” with a bright smile and tail standing

>think I can die happy at this moment

>give her a hey and go over and dump the bags in the kitchen

>start to put stuff in their places when

>”oh hey, I wanted to thank you for the food”

>still putting stuff away

>huh, didn’t expect that from you…

>”whats that supposed to mean?!”

>what it means is-

>i look up to be greeted with carpets that match the drapes

>why aren’t you wearing clothes?!

>”because I don’t have any clothes to wear” she says somewhat smug and seductively

>oh crap, I forgot to set them out for you

>quickly go grab a t-shirt and sweat pants from my room

>toss them at her

>wear theses for now, well go shopping for new clothes for the both of you in a bit, Im kinda beat

>go to bathroom

>pick up April’s clothes from the shower and toss them in the wash

>come back out

>”anon can we watch TV now?” May asks eagerly

>yup, lets

>go back to living room, sit down on couch get on netflix and put something on

>May lies down with her head on my leg

> “hey don’t you be trying anything funny with my sister” the now dressed April says from the corner of the room

>maybe you want to join us?

>she doesn’t say anything but nervously shuffles close to the couch

>lies down and puts her head on my other leg

>a couple minutes into the show I noticed that May was fast asleep

>so this is what she meant by watching TV huh?

>”hey anon?”

>surprised by April’s sincere tone

>yeah?

>”thanks for finding and taking care of my sister”

>kinda touched I pat her head in response

>she starts to purr

>keep that up until she knocks out

>i follow suit

>>233307

This is great im glad we getba story with little conflict and mostly slice of life stuff

Also its super adorable

>>232586

[Ikegami Tatsuya] Meow Meow Pussy Cat

>>230555 (OP)

Depends on why she's there in the first place.

>>233307

Moar please, I'm refreshing the page every hour hoping there would be a new post

>>233307

>>233105

>>232716

>>232613

You're doing the lord's work anon.

>>235492

>>235512

sorry about that. got absorbed by pokemon

>woke up confused, dizzy and sweaty again

>confusion passed quick but the dizziness and the cold sweat were lasting longer than usual

>look down to see the two still sleeping

>try to maneuver my way out so i could get some air

>get up, go to kitchen, grab a glass of water before going to the back patio

>the cool breeze helped me snap out of it

>the sun was on its way to setting and the clouds were beginning to disperse

>realize we needed to go clothes shopping and that April had nothing to wear

>go back to the wash, put her clothes into the dryer

>go to my room to look up monster clothing stores around the city

>coincidentally find one downtown

>traffic is going to be a bitch but Im sure it will be worth it

>go back to living room where the two were still sleeping

>hey guys, wake up I whisper as I gently shake them

>a few moans and groans later they’re both up

>I noticed that April, in her groggy state was looking peculiarly miserable

>when she looked at me her eyes sprang back to life

>”oh! A-anon!”

>your clothes should be dry, get dressed, we’re going shopping

>the two get dressed and we head out

>by the time we got through traffic and hit the bottom street of downtown it was fairly dark

>I got the reaction I was expecting

>”woah!” both of them blurt out, staring out their windows

>the city usually goes all out for Christmas

>you guys haven’t been here much have you?

>”the matron never let us out” May said, too entranced by the decorations to be fazed

>she then turns around to me and asks “anon can we walk there?”

>yup, as soon as we find a place to park

>turn into the parking complex

>takes a while but we manage to find a spot on the top floor

>we get out and its fairly cold

>April is visibly shivering

>I take off my jacket and put it over her shoulders

>”m-m-my sister n-needs it more” she says trying to take it off

>relax, I got her covered. I say taking out a spare hoodie from my trunk

>it was a little big but would suffice till we got new ones

>”but anon, now you’ll be cold!” May said

>don’t worry about it, Im cold resistant! I reassured her

>the cold felt pretty refreshing actually but by the time we had reached the street it was getting to me

>with my hands in my pockets and two cat girls at my sides we started walking up the busy street

>the two were enjoying the experience and honestly I was too

>for three years I had been driving past this street, thinking one day I would have someone to experience this with

>”hey anon, you don’t look too hot” April was a little too proud of that pun

>”here let me help you” she locked arms with me and got real close

>this kinda caught me off guard

>wh-what are you doing?!

>”whats it look like? Im keeping you warm”

>I- I guess so…

>I couldn’t really argue because it was kinda helping

>”I wanna help too, sis” May noticed and grabbed hold of my hand

>wasn’t long after that we got to the store

>April got everything they needed surprisingly quickly

>she managed to make a “what kind of panties would look good on me” joke too

>after all was said and done we came up to the cashier, payed for the stuff, they got changed and we headed out

>it put a decent dent in my leasure budget but it wasn’t too bad

>the two of them were dressed in full fledged winter wear, like something you’d see in a magazine

>>235643

>walking back to the car, April caught me staring

>”something catch your eye anon?” she asks looking back with a grin

>nah, its nothing… your getup is just impressive is all

>she was at a loss for words, and I think I saw her blush but I couldn’t tell she looked away pretty quick

>funny, I didn’t expect her front to be toppled so easily

>”what about mine anon?” she said excitedly running in front of me and keeping pace

>you look absolutely adorable May, love how your overcoat matches your eyes

>she looked ecstatic from the complement and I couldn’t help but pat her head

>didn’t even have to look to notice an angry glare coming at me from April

>we got up the elevator and to the car, dumped the bags in the trunk

>”are we done already?” May looked disappointed

>I hope not, ask your sister

>we both turn to her

>”w-why are you guys asking me?” she asks in a panic

>cmon April its too early to go home

>”yeah sis, you’re being unreasonable”

>”I never said anything!”

>we turn to each other and laugh as April gives us an angry pout

>what do you guys say we go back down and eat?

>both their eyes light up

>take that as a yes

>we go back down and turn towards the Mamonocana, a huge outdoor shopping center

>the decorations here outdid the ones on the downtown strip tenfold

>the biggest problem however was deciding what to eat

>after some looking around we decided on a general chain restaurant

>a little bit of a wait later we get seated

>person takes the orders for our drinks

>”so this is what a restaurant is like from the inside” April says looking around while May looks through the menu intently

>from the inside?

>”well yeah, for a couple of months now we had been getting our food from the outside”

>still not making much sense here…

>”the dumpster”

>oh…

>”you’re probably thinking that’s disgusting aren’t you anon?” she says looking proud of herself

>disgusting sure, but I guess you gotta do what you got-

>”but did you know that a lot of the food these places throw out is fresh?”

>Iv actually heard something like that… wait hold on I just remembered, I was wondering how you found out where I lived?

>”oh that? I was on my way back from… an errand trip… when I saw you take May”

>”she got scared and ran away when the thunder hit” May said casually, still looking through the menu

>”n-no I didn’t!”

>oh well I guess that makes sense… but why did you wait till today to come in?

>”she probably got scared again”

>”no! And I have my reasons…” April says crossing her arms and looking away

>alright, alright, now see what you want, lets not have the waiter come and go back for another round

>we all decided on what we wanted

>not long after our waitress comes

>she was a human, id say a little younger than me, maybe around April’s age?

>”Hi Im Monica and I will be your waitress this evening. Have you guys decided on what you’d like?”

>I’ll have the T-bone, medium

>”okay, and for the wife?”

>that took us all by surprise

>the wife?

>”the wife!?”

>”the wife?”

>i look over at April and shes just staring at the waitress surprised, face all red

>same goes for May

>”oh, Im sorry, I just assumed…”

>i snapped out of it and laugh it off

>ah, don’t worry about it… umm, anyway. she’ll have the grilled salmon

>”and for the little one?”

>she wanted the fish sticks

>”alright, got it, back in a bit”

>>236405

Do you think you could repost this story in the write thread? Or would you rather continue this thread?

>>253695

im gonna continue, just life getting in the way… and lowkey wrote myself into a corner. im close to fixing it but i just need a bit of time probably by Sunday ill post the next part

>>253721

actually technically i didnt write myself into a corner i do have an end game goal for the story i just got stuck in this one part where i really want it to play out in this way and if i just let it go, the whole naming of the human female would be pointless *nudge nudge*

>>254357

Don't be facetious you twat; you're taking a (usually) young and untrained vulnerable person into your household to give them shelter and care. Are children or seniors who need assisted living the property of the adults that provide for them?

>>236405

sorry for this one taking forever, and after this expect some conflict

>once Monica leaves the atmosphere becomes awkward

>none of us say anything for what seems like forever till I finally break the silence

>so, you guys feeling dessert after we eat? This place is famous for it’s cheesecakes I hear

>”Iv never had cheesecake before!” May says enthusiastically

>”I don’t think I have ether, care to treat us anon?” with a blatant shake in her voice April tries to show composure

>so it was decided

>we had some small talk, shaking off what just happened while waiting for our food to arrive

>and finally a while after that I decided to pull out my phone to pass the time

>the two were staring at it intently

>I noticed and realized they didn’t have one, which would be a problem later down the road

> I look back at them

>maybe if the two of you are good…

>”huh?” they both ask in unison

>if you guys are good then maybe ill look into getting the both of you a phone. I say dangling my phone in front of them

>”oh I see how it is”

>i look to my left to see Monica with our food

>”sorry again for what I said before, didn’t expect you to be the father” she says setting down the plates which hooked April and May’s attention

>i didn’t know whether to take what she said as a complement or a deep cutting insult

>wrong again hon, but if you’re so adamant on knowing, I guess you can call me their new found guardian

>”hmmmm? Thats new, I haven’t heard of any single men adopting monsters before, let alone two at a time. Must be hard”

>i felt like she was implying something but I wasn’t catching on to what

>yeah well… like I said, this is still new and all…

>”tell you what… umm” she gestures for my name

>anon

>”tell you what, anon. What you’re doing is really sweet, and id like to help you out wherever I can.”

>she writes something down on her notebook, tears it out and gives it to me

>”if you ever run into any problems that needs a woman’s touch, don’t hesitate to call me”

>that last sentence stole April’s attention from her food

>”Thats what Im here for!” she blurted out and glared at Monica with a hiss

>”oh, of course mam. I didn’t mean to offend you”

>she backs off after that and leaves us to our dinner which passed by smoothly

>as promised we had cheesecake afterwords, which the both of them loved

>seeing how much they enjoyed it I figured id pick up a cake for later

>call for the check

>Monica brings it and reminds me to consider her offer

>pay

>pick up a cake from the stall up front

>leave and head back to the car, bag in one hand, Mays hand in my other

>>264141

>”i hope you didn’t tip her”

>the girl was working Saturday night, how could I not?

>April doesn’t push the subject any more but gives me a “hmph” in response

>”a new challenger approaches” May says, shooting a smug grin at April

>”and what is that supposed to mean?”

>we spend some more time sightseeing and bantering before we head back home

>get back, unload all the clothes

>”anon, where are we supposed to put these?” May asks lifting her bag

>”wonder if you have enough space in your closet” April said making her way to my room

>oi, we aren’t sharing my room

>”ah? Well where do you expect us to sleep?”

>she had a point, fortunately the problem for me wasn’t the lack of space but the furniture

>alright then, you guys can take my room for tonight, ill take the couch till we can get you some beds

>May runs up to me ”But I want to sleep with you anon!”

>”nonsense! Your bed is huge, im sure the three of us could fit” April starts dragging me by the arm

>who said anything about me going to sleep right now? How the hell are you so strong?!

>”come on anon, its late and you look pretty tired” she persisted

>okay fine, but let me change first, you guys too

>go into my room to change

>take out the paper with Monica’s number from my pocket

>half tempted to throw it away, but something tells me to keep it just in case

>change and open the door to be greeted by May in a bunny pattern pajama shirt and pants

>looks a lot more comfy than what you were wearing last night

>she gave me a glowing smile

>okay up into bed then then

>she takes her spot in the middle and I tuck her in

>didnt take long for her to fall asleep

>turn around to see April peeking around the doorway

>you’re welcome to come in you know

>”a-ah yeah…” she says quietly coming into view, wearing attire similar to May’s but in a dark red matching her hair with a white trim

>huh… whats up with you? You’re usually so lively but you’re acting weird

>”im not acting weird im just tired is all!” she looked a little surprised

>well if you’re tired then come lets head on out to dreamland I said chuckling at the cheesiness of the statement

>she walks in heading towards the bed

>but then turns to me and hugs me burying her head in my chest

>caught me totally off guard

>i was shocked stiff for a few seconds

>eventually give way and hug back

>after a while she lets go

>doesnt say anything, just nods at me with a smile and gets in bed

>as do i

>>264141

>>264143

Holy shit, you're alive. Good to see you back.

>>230778

>>Not taking a beautiful female into your home and having her sign a contract effectively turnign her into a sex slave…

delet this

>>264141

Nice. Checked up on the thread for the first time in weeks, and you just updated. I'll take it.

>>264143

Hey anon are you alive?

>find adorable new story

>last update 2 months ago, no signs of life

>>280139

>>280167

im still alive, and the next part is almost done, its just been a struggle to keep up 2 jobs and life stuff

>>230555 (OP)

No, that's how you get murdered in your sleep.

>>280176

It's all good, RL has to come before the Internet. Just don't think we aren't looking forward to more.

>>264143

almost guys, almost

>>264143

>the alarm goes off

>wake up to quickly realize im not alone in the bed

>scramble to turn it off

>by the time I do the two are partially awake

>”whats with the early wake up call?” April groans

>sorry, you guys can go back to sleep, im just gonna go work out

>she springs up “mind if I join you?” asks somewhat deviously

>umm… sure but what about your sister?

>we both look to see May went back to sleep

>”she’ll probably be asleep till after we’re back” April reassures me

>so it was decided

>we both change into proper attire, pick up necessities and head to the garage

>i open the door and welcome her into my pride and joy

>she looks ecstatic “wow, you really put a lot of effort into this didn’t you?”

>well, yeah its my hobby you could say… anyway im gonna start, you do you

>a little after I started, I noticed she wasn’t doing anything, just staring at me with a stupid smile on her face

>i dont know what she was after but I ignored it for as long as I could, until finally

>hey… do you need help or something?

>”oh, no, I was just thinking about how to start”

>”I usually take it easy on the weekend, so something light should do” she heads over to the pull up tower and begins what I would assume is her regular routine

>what struck me first was her flawless form. She obviously had a lot of fitness experience

>she would switch exercises without any rest and showed endurance like nothing I had ever seen before

>all the while im just staring in disbelief

>she stops and looks back

>”whats up? Do you need help or something?” putting some emphasis into it

>i had no words to respond with at first but quickly caught up to what she was playing at

>nope, just admiring great workmanship

>this got her slightly flustered, she turned back to continue but I interrupted

>would you mind training me?

>”w-wait what?” she drops down and faces me with a conflicted look

>ah… right, my bad, never-

>”just don’t complain that im going too hard on you is what I mean!"

>challenge accepted. I say with blind confidence

>after a long workout session I was beat

>”you know, for someone with your physique I would have expected more” she teased me as we were walking through my back yard to the patio

>and for someone with your physique I would never have expected much.

>”you remember that I can rape you anytime I want right?” she was irked

>yeah yeah, you told me before

>”again with that tone?! Why do you keep treating me like that?” she said stepping in front of me

>the way I see it, if you really meant it, you would have done something by now. I mean you have had opportunities haven’t you?

>her glare turns to a look of disappointment

>her silence pushes me continue

>look, April, I don’t know much about you, let alone monsters in general. But I can tell you’re conflicted about something… I mean from what little I do know, I cant even imagine… But hey, for now you can calm down and take your time. Im willing to help out wherever I can.

>i reach out to pat her on the head but before I knew it she had hold of my arm, pulled me in and gave me a peck on the cheek

>”you really are something else aren’t you?” she whispers into my ear then lets go

>i was in a daze, not so much because of the kiss but recalling that second, I could have sworn she was aiming for my lips

>”okay then, I call dibs on the shower” she said heading in

>>283507

>after a little bit of arguing with myself about what had happened, I go back to my room check on May and clear my mind while I waited for April to get out

>seeing her still asleep reminded me to go make breakfast but I sure as shit wasn’t going to do it feeling gross

>go back outside with a fresh pair of pants, rinse myself off in the back yard

>power through the cold, dry off, wear pants and drape the towel over my shoulders

>feeling better and starting to feel hungry, I decided to make some breakfast sandwiches

>halfway through, while I was lost in cooking I felt a warm touch on my back

>turn around to see May smiling up at me

>”good morning anon”

>yo, mornin

>she grabs on to my waist and gives me a hug resting her head on me

>”youre cold”

>yeah, well thank your sister for taking too long in the shower

>anyway, you hungry?

>she nods

>well it’ll be ready soon so you can take a seat if you want

>”can I watch you?”

>i dont see why not

>she started watching me cook, peering up from the other side of the counter to see what I was doing and occasionally asking questions

>after cracking open a couple of eggs, I had an idea

>here May, why dont you try?

>”R-really?” she seemed unsure

>relax, its not too hard, just tap it on a flat surface and open into the pan

>her first attempts were too soft to do anything to the egg but then she got the hang of it

>”look anon I did it!”

>easy wasn’t it? Wanna keep going?

>after a few more good cracks, she broke the yolk of the last one

>she sighed in disappointment ”im sorry…”

>the sincerity of her apology melted my heart

>hey, dont apologize, you did a great job, we needed to scramble them anyway, see?

>my consolation brought her back to a good mood

>we were nearly done when April finally came out

>”I really needed that, also something smells good, whatchya co-”

>she stops and stares at me when she gets to the kitchen for a couple of seconds giving me time to scold her

>geez, took you long enough, next time im going first. I say putting the plates on the table

>”Y-yeah, better idea” she responds

>im going to take a shower, you guys go ahead and eat

>grab some clothes from my closet and take a well earned shower using that time to plan the todo list for the day

>>283508

>we cant be sleeping in the same bed together, that’s kinda uncomfortable for me, would be nice to have some privacy and I do have an extra room im not really using, guess today we go furniture shopping

>after being lost in thoughts for a while a memory from long ago hit me

>i was 10 at the time living with my parents in a city fairly far away from where I currently live

>i would go to the local park often

>there was a young monster there, a little older than me, she was the quiet type, and from what I remember she was a catgirl or something like that as well

>unfortunately i would always go above and beyond to pick on her

>one time I remember seeing her crying, I dont remember why exactly other than it was pretty tragic

>i had pretended to make amends and play with her on the swings

>while we were playing, I pushed her and pulled back on the chains

>she slipped off and landed head first on a rock

>she pulled herself up, and looked back at me with her eyebrow split open, blood streaming down her face and a look that said “how could you?”

>she didn’t cry, but her stare made me realize what I had done

>i ran away

>she never showed up again after that

>how could I? Such a good question

>after thinking about that for a while, I realized I was taking too long in the shower

>finish up, get dressed and get out but still haunted by guilt

>”thank you for the breakfast an- …are you okay?” May came up to me

>hmm? Oh! Yeah, yeah im fine, just thinking about what we’re gonna do today is all

>her look of concern didn’t change

>oh come on May, dont worry, im fine. I say rubbing her head

>she showed signs of weakness, but she persisted

>umm.. hey, tell your sister to get ready, lets go get you guys beds

>”b-but that means we cant sleep with you anymore…”

>i should have figured it wasnt going to be easy…

>fair enough, but we should still have an extra bed just in case. I explained

>got her to agree with the idea, then noticed April coming in from the back yard, panting

>hey, is something wrong?

>she was startled by my asking “n-no! Nothing! Just stepped outside for a little air is all” she said with a nervous chuckle

>i kinda wanted to know what she was up to but at the same time I didnt so I just left it at that

>tell the two to get ready but realize if I wanna bring everything home im going to need the back seats folded

>decide to go alone

>stop by the local MonKia, which happens to be in the neighboring city

>pick up a nice bed frame and mattress, along with sheets and pillows

>heading over to the cashier I heard someone calling my name

>to my surprise it was Monica

>”hi anon, didnt expect to see you here”

>i could say the same. I tell her

>>293220

>after a bit of small talk we head to the register

>pay for our stuff and after she reminds me to call her if I have any trouble, we head our separate ways

>get to my car and start loading

>as I finish I hear “hey mister, whatchya doin?” from right next to me

>turn around to see a little girl, looked to be around May’s age

>oh nothing, just getting ready to leave, does your mom need a parking spot or something?

>”nope, nothing like that”

>ah… okay… so, is there something you need from me?

>”whatchya buy?”

>at this point I know something is up so I tried to kill the conversation and leave

>oh its nothing important. I tell her stepping towards the drivers side door

>”it looked like a bed to me, say, you wouldnt happen to be having new people living with you, would you?” she asked with an innocent smile

>though every fiber of my being was screaming that something is up and I needed to leave. I had an urge to answer her question

>im just preparing for a cousin of mine to show up from out of town is all

>”oh? Is that right?” she says maintaining her smile but moving closer to me

>”hey mister, whats your name”

>i manage to not answer but at the same time I couldnt move

>”aww mister, dont be so mean!” she says stepping in too close for comfort

>she grabs my hand and puts it on her flat chest

>what are you doing kid?!

>”if you stop being mean to me, ill give you a reward”

>i wanted to resist but I just didnt feel like opening my mouth anymore

>”why dont you sit down mister?” she said guiding me over and sitting me down at the wall

>she took her seat on top of my crotch, wrapping her arms around my neck, with her face in mine

>something in me was repeatedly telling me to just let it happen

>”hey mister, do you want to stop being mean to me so I can give you your reward?”

>she gives me a moment before she continues

>”whats your name mister?”

>anon

>”your full name”

>just as I was about to say

>”What the hell do you think youre doing!?”

>it was a minotaur police officer

>i was sure my life was ruined at that point

>but before I knew it she was standing in front of me with her had held out

>”are you okay?” she asked

>wait im not in trouble?

>she stared at me for a second before chuckling “of course not, you were being assaulted by a witch”

>>293221

Hmmmm. It would seem our two little orphans were part of some sort of gang or other and this witch is looking for them. Either is the boss or works for him/her as a low level street boss. This will be fun to read I think

Fucking codemonkey

>>293221

I'm still waiting for more :(

>>318685

me too, bud

me too

>>318704

>gorilla

>tail

Anon…

>>318704

Fuck you for putting that shitty tune in my head fuck.

>>318780

>tail less ape mg

It'd literally be a human, dude. Humans are apes.

>>318788

Yea, I guess. I'm just going to drop it, my funpost fell on it's face anyways.

Yes.

How should we take care of orphans that are left behind because their parents fell during the dotr wars?

>>318780

We have gorilla MGs in real life. They're called negresses.

>>319361

I'm surprised I've never seen that on /cyoa/ before.

>>230621

There's a happier ending to that second pic.

I am not sure if I should bump this thread but I just want to ask this but are tsukumogami/living objects are considered adoptable?

>>323225

There's only one way to take an orc for your own:

SUBDUE HER IN THE BLOOD PITS

>>323225

Here is a a short idea on adoption of a green orc.

>you and her father are good friends, but due to being poisoned he will pass away soon

>he will entrust you his daughter due to the fact that she has no mother and is not sure if he can trust his sister to raise her right or outright kill her due to political reasons

>that and you did beat him in a fight using a martial arts that involves fast strikes, aiming at the joint, and using your opponent momentum, so leaving her daughter to you is a good rational idea

>Your new daughter, around 5 to seven human years old would take time to trust you as she see humans as feeble and see human morality as a sign of weakness

> It would take her a while to see value in such ideals and it would take a while to acknowledge her shortcomings as well

>depending on what she learns or accepts she would either try to go back too tribe and try to reconnect to her ancestral ways, modernize and learn continue to improve her martial arts or strategies, she would focus more on governing and other politics, or would simply enjoy life in where her new father lives and protects her new home.

I was thinking to give the orks a Hun/Nordic styled culture but I wonder if that is over used. If anyone else wants to use this template go ahead.

>>230555 (OP)

Can I eat it?

>>345258

Yes, just take her panties off and dig right in.

>>345258

No, I mean eating it.

>>345361

You just have to move her tail out of the way and get in there

>>230559

>yeah, at least until she gets on her feet

>yeah, at least until she gets on my dick

FTFY

>>345416

what would the hellwan version of muh dick be? Muh tits? Muh pussy?

>>345425

Muh bitch.

>>345425

fuck off. hellwans aren't niggers. god damn, i hate that meme.

>>345430

>god damn, i hate that meme

You can hate it all you want, but complaining about it is a terrible way to make people stop.

>>345436

Being silently apathetic won't help either.

>>345451

they're not black OR white. they're hellhounds. their racial identity is hellhound…

IDPOL bullshit should stay out of /monster/

>>345459

So youz sayin

>smacks lips

youz sayin

>drops pants

we

>inhales fried chicken

wuz

>rapes

das rite

>loots store

we wuz monster girls n shieet

>chimps out

>>345485

>>chimps out

How can one chimp out if they're not a primate? :^)

>>345485

>philanthropist goes to Wankanda in order to spread the conviences of modern civilization like air conditioners, refrigeration, and medicine that isn't just sucking a shota's virgin dick and thinking his sperm will kill the illness in you

>All the hellhounds just start angrily barking at him every time he opens his mouth to try to speak

>When he tries to show them how to build houses out of something other than mud and stra-WANWANWANWANWAN

>When he tries to explain the benefits of having a codified law syst-WANWANWANWANWAN

>When he tries to demonstrate how setting the sights on an AK to 1000m does not magically make the bullets come out faste-WANWANWANWANWAN

>Equal parts angry and desperate, he racks his brain for any possible solutions

>Two thirds of the way through a bottle of whiskey, he has an epiphany

>Calls his friends back in civilized society, tells them that anyone who's still single should buy a plane ticket and fly down

>Over the course of a week they show up, it's time to start the counterattack

>philanthropist and his friends go to the town center, pull out math textbooks and start explaining basic algebra

>hellhounds, angry that someone is attempting to force cultural advancement on them, start barking again

>WANWANWA-MMMLPPPH!?!

>philanthropist has unzipped his pants and shoved his dick down one of the crowd's throat

>his friends have all done the same

>continues lecturing while slowly thrusting in and out, also simultaneously petting them and scratching in between their ears

>within a week literacy rates have skyrocketed, modern infrastructure is being erected at breakneck speeds, and a proper government, law system, and competent police force have been established

>>345459

>IDPOL

Im not sure why you're here leftypol, /monster/ encourages loving monogamous relationships not degenerate faggotary and cuckolding like your kind is used to.

>>345567

>>345467

I'm neither a nigger or leftypol faggot. I just hate niggers, but like hellwans. And I hate seeing hellwans compared to niggers. I like /monster/ and the "hellhound's are niggers" meme really grates me. That's all there is to it. This will be my last reply on the topic.

since this thread had got derailed by hellhounds memes, let's talk about adopting them. If you take them to their encyclopedia text too literal, then the best way to too raised them is to pass on your ideals to them and let them see them for what it is , install self discipline into them in a way that they would see it as a good thing for themselves (training for athletic reasons is a way to build character), and if all else fails guilt them like a mother could only do.

>>345528

This is the first nogdog story that made me laugh. I kinda like the idea of hellhounds being old tribes that refused to modernize instead of street thugs

>>347157

Wankanda is still making me giggle

From now on, it must be canon that Wankanda is hellhound territory.