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-SAFE FIRMWARES-
3DS: 11.3 (11.6 via magnethax or system transfer)
Switch: 3.0.0 (4.1.0 "eventually")
Wii U: 5.5.2
Vita: 3.60
PS4: 4.55
PS3: 3.55 (4.82 for 25xx models (minver 3.56) and below)
-GUIDES-
3DS: https://pastebin.com/TQwDsWh9 (embed) (embed)
↳CFW + b9s: https://hax.b4k.co/3ds/guide
Wii U: https://pastebin.com/DhfG6z7F (embed)
Switch: https://switch.hacks.guide/
Vita: https://pastebin.com/6DjeR08L (embed)
PS3: https://pastebin.com/6rH9Fc2E (embed)
-RECENT NEWS-
>Switch
[Mar 12] Firmware update 5.0 released by Nintendo. Do not update.
[Feb ??] SciresM is working on a custom firmware for Switch called Atmosphere: https://github.com/SciresM/Atmosphere-NX
[Feb 18] nx-hbmenu released. Homebrew Launcher for 3.0.0. It's happening. Instructions: https://switchbrew.github.io/nx-hbl/
[Feb 17] "fusée gelée", a PoC coldboot exploit has been teased and is said to be unpatchable. https://twitter.com/ktemkin/status/964780654142484481 (embed)
>Vita
[Feb 24] TheFlow has an exploit chain for 3.67, waiting until the end of the year before releasing. https://twitter.com/theflow0/status/965261365496696832 (embed)
[Mar 11] TheFlow released the exploit for 3.65, but requires 3.60.
https://github.com/TheOfficialFloW/update365
>PS4
[Feb 28] "Holy Grail" PS4HEN released, allows unsigned packages and more. http://wololo.net/2018/02/28/ps4-4-55-holy-grail-ps4hen-released-enables-pkg-support-homebrew-backups/
[Feb 28] 4.55 kexploit released. http://wololo.net/2018/02/28/ps4-4-55-jailbreak-specterdev-releases-full-implementation-payloads-pending/
[Feb 27] 5.05 webkit exploit released. http://wololo.net/2018/02/27/ps4-exploit-5-05-webkit-exploit-released-4-55-functional-jailbreak-probably-matter-days/
>PS3
[Mar 3] The PS3Xploit team is working on a userland exploit for Super Slims and certain Slim models which does not support homebrew but offers PS1/2/P emulation and save back ups. http://www.psx-place.com/threads/ps3xploit-3-0-preview-new-features-for-superslim-all-non-cfw-comp-ps3-models.16525/
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92561>>92562
>>92559
Because, they're just numbers.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92563>>92564
>>92562
He's cute.
I'd totally find that JAV code.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92564>>92565
>>92563
I'm going to refrain from commenting.
▶ 68e29d (1) No.92566>>92567
>>92552
But then losing wouldn't be stressful!
▶ f09023 (124) No.92567>>92569
>>92565
GIRU
>>92566
I don't get it at all!
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92569>>92570
>>92567
Gilgamesh is gender bent now.
Didn't you see?
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92571>>92572
>>92570
Anime is making us into little girls!
▶ f09023 (124) No.92572>>92573
>>92571
If that's true, they're not doing a very good job.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92573>>92574
>>92572
>Says the guy that posts a scribe.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92574>>92575
>>92573
I post many things.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92576>>92577
>>92575
That's just not true.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92578>>92579
>>92577
That's just plain vulgar.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92580>>92581
>>92579
I know what it is, you dork.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92581>>92582
>>92580
Your wife will be Buck Angel.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92582>>92583
>>92581
He's got a cool mustache.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92585>>92586
>>92584
Imagine waking up in the morning with that kissing you and tickling you.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92586>>92587
>>92585
I'd just go back to sleep.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92587>>92588
>>92586
Not a nice thing to do!
▶ f09023 (124) No.92588>>92589
>>92587
Neither is tickling people. He had it coming.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92589>>92590
>>92588
Well, this makes me wonder how oral sex will go.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92590>>92591
>>92589
It wouldn't.
If I were forced into a relationship with him for whatever reason, I'd make it clear that it isn't a sexual one.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92591>>92592
>>92590
Concrete shoes is a good way to go!
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92593>>92594
>>92592
You're being forced into a relationship, no?
Death or relationship adds some spice to the relationship!
▶ f09023 (124) No.92594>>92595
>>92593
Somehow I have a feeling that he would want the same thing.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92595>>92596
>>92594
Are you implying he's not gay?!
▶ f09023 (124) No.92596>>92597
>>92595
Gay people don't wanna bang every man, you know.
They have tastes.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92597>>92598
>>92596
I wonder about you sometimes.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92598>>92599
>>92597
What do you wish to know?
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92599>>92600
>>92598
Do you like Wolfenstien?
▶ f09023 (124) No.92600>>92601
>>92599
Yeah, I played through Wolf3d a few times.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92601>>92602
>>92600
S-So…Better than DOOM?
▶ f09023 (124) No.92602>>92603
>>92601
Quake 1 > Doom > Wolf3d
They got better each time.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92603>>92604
>>92602
What about Noah's Ark?
▶ f09023 (124) No.92606>>92607
>>92605
The most hurtful thing you've said to me!
I'm going to go cry for a bit, see you in a few.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92608
Now that I'm full.
What now?
▶ f09023 (124) No.92614>>92615
>>92611
Surprised this finally came out.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92615>>92616
>>92614
Looks like tales of Despereaux!
▶ f09023 (124) No.92616>>92618
>>92615
I'm willing to bet that was an inspiration, yes.
That or Redwall.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92617>>92634
This game has turned into SMT tier BULLSHIT.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92619>>92620
>>92618
>European Broadcasting Union
That would explain why I've never heard of it.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92620>>92621
>>92619
It's on par with Watership Down.
If you've seen that.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92621>>92622
>>92620
I think I read it?
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92622>>92623
>>92621
>Not watching it
Now that I think about it.
"Kids" movies were fucking terrifying back in the day!
https://youtu.be/ErM4NvO6Ezg?t=13
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92632>>92633
>>92631
Is she fingering Kuon?
▶ f09023 (124) No.92633>>92634
>>92632
Play the game and fine out!
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92634>>92635
>>92633
I'm stuck on Lords of the Seal and as you can see here….
>>92617
It's becoming class A bullshit.
Maybe, I should play UnderRail?
▶ f09023 (124) No.92635>>92636
>>92634
I don't expect you to play it.
I'm actually kinda surprised Ese ran through all of them just off my suggestion.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92636>>92637
>>92635
All in due time.
I had videogame burnout for sometime you know.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92637>>92638
>>92636
I understand how it goes.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92638>>92639
>>92637
Have you ever had a boss fight that you couldn't win and felt like you never wanted to touch vidya again?
▶ f09023 (124) No.92639>>92640
>>92638
Not really.
Usually at that point I'll just go and do sidequests or something, and try again later.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92640>>92641
>>92639
That's what happened to me and Grimoire
I'm a sape…
▶ f09023 (124) No.92641>>92642
>>92640
I told you grimiore was bad news.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92642>>92643
>>92641
What indication was there to know that swimming was something you should put points into?!
Terrible!
▶ f09023 (124) No.92643>>92644
>>92642
I remember you strongly defending the game or something.
Maybe it's just my memory…?
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92644>>92645
>>92643
It's just a Wiz 7 clone.
Don't tell me you dislike Wiz 7!
▶ f09023 (124) No.92645>>92646
>>92644
Never played it.
And before you say it, I've got other games to play before it.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92647>>92648
>>92646
It's got the best music of any of the dungeon crawlers, and that goes a long way for me.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92648>>92649
>>92647
Hardly.
Shiren has the best.
YYYYOOOOOOO!
▶ f09023 (124) No.92649>>92650
>>92648
You better realize the consequences of shittalking my boy Koshiro.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92651>>92652
>>92650
My opinion of you will drop considerably!
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92652>>92653
>>92651
It's probably already zero.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92653>>92654
>>92652
The actual number is a secret, but.
I can assure you it's a ways up there.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92655>>92656
>>92654
Honestly!
Do you think I would still talk to you if it was zero?
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92656>>92657
>>92655
You under-estimate some people.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92657>>92658
>>92656
Sticking around people you hate isn't healthy.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92658>>92659
>>92657
Well, it's a balance.
Between people you like and people you hate.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92665>>92666
>>92664
You should probably fap.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92666>>92667
>>92665
I did this afternoon.
I think traps are more dangerous than I previously thought.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92667>>92668
>>92666
Soon enough you're be stalking /cuteboys/
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92668>>92669
>>92667
I have taste you know.
Not some boy that saw too many animes and decided he was a girl will cut it!
▶ f09023 (124) No.92669>>92670
>>92668
Who would you like, then?
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92670>>92671
>>92669
So, I was actually thinking about it.
Traps for the most part are rare and largely ugly.
I mean, look at ADGQ. Full of fugly traps. Plus, transsexuals are extraordinarily rare. The entire population of in the US is about the same population of Iceland!
So, if you do find one. You're mostly going to be stuck with an ugly one!
So, what is a trap lover to do?
My idea is to buy a little boy from the black market and force feed him hormones until he's in his teens and steadily groom him for the lifetime of anal pleasure he's about to receive. What does that entail?
buy him many dresses and girly things. Make him watch girly shows and movies and make him look at guys with a passion.
Never show him any other guy other than you.
That way he doesn't fall in love with them.
You're the only guy he knows. So, he's clearly in love with you.
Finally, when he hits puberty. Start making passes at him that make him want you. Until he turns 17. Once that happens. He's free to be violated for the rest of his life. By you.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92671>>92672
>>92670
Despite the morality of the situation, it's not a bad plan.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92672>>92673
>>92671
Well, you'll have to throw any shred of decency out the window over the fact that you're about to ruin someones life over a fetish.
But, worse things have been done!
▶ f09023 (124) No.92673>>92674
>>92672
Indeed!
So, I'll turn a blind eye and let you do your thing.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92674>>92675
>>92673
I'll wait till robo-wives become a thing.
That way you can get a 10/10 trap maid and have him clean your house.
Along with a Christmas cake and a loli maid to keep them in check
▶ f09023 (124) No.92675>>92676
>>92674
What if I just want to live alone?
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92676>>92677
>>92675
You die an early death.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92678>>92679
>>92677
Statistically?
15years shorter than your counterparts.
Though you maybe an outlier.
But more important questions arise.
Automapping or no?
▶ f09023 (124) No.92679>>92680
>>92678
I'll take 15 years.
Yes if you're playing on anything but a DS.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92681>>92682
>>92680
Because it's the only one with a stylus to actually properly map things.
Unless you wanna bust out the graph paper, which is fun too.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92682>>92683
>>92681
What is this?
The 80's?
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92686>>92687
>>92685
I'll…..Need someone to save me…..
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92688>>92689
>>92687
A friend would be preferable.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92691>>92692
>>92690
Alright, what's my task?
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92692>>92693
>>92691
Watch Shezow and write a full page report by tomorrow.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92693>>92694
>>92692
I could do one episode.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92694>>92695
>>92693
Good~
It's on Youtube.
How long do you plan on staying up?
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92696>>92697
>>92695
C'est la vie.
Good night Praetor!
▶ 979665 (8) No.92700>>92701
Why do some people get so emotional and defensive when people neg pitbulls?
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92701>>92702
>>92700
A lot of people own pitbulls and most are nice.
It's largely up to the individual that owns the pitbull and how they turn out.
Though, if you own a male pitbull you may want him neutered.
▶ 979665 (8) No.92702>>92703
>>92701
That's not really in response to what I was asking, though!
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92703>>92705
>>92702
They're dogs.
People like dogs more so than their own children. Show a sad trembling pitbull on TV with Arms of the Angel playing in the background and people will defend pitbulls until they die.
▶ 979665 (8) No.92705>>92706
>>92703
Is there anything that you emotionally defend every time? Yaoi?
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92706>>92707
>>92705
No.
Guns and the benefits of being proactive.
Outside of that it depends what's being argued. Most people I know either ignore what I say or I just stay out of the line of fire.
What about you?
▶ 979665 (8) No.92707>>92708
>>92706
Not that I can think of. I'm usually willing to share an opinion, but I don't bother to defend it partially because I can't argue and partially because I have no vested interest in people sharing my opinions. I guess my autism flares up a little bit when people bully Morrowind, but that's about it.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92708
>>92707
I'm surrounded by liberals and pro-Israeli people.
So, if I voice my opinion it turns into a shouting match and nothing ever gets achieved.
Well, politics is always a contentious issue because somewhere there's a person who takes something you say (whether it be a off hand comment or a statement) and turns it into a battle to end all battles.
So, it's best to avoid discussing politics and religion. Just stick with weather and personal hobbies.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92709
Also, pop culture is always a good talking point.
Though, you have to wade through endless shit to come up with maybe a 2minute conversation.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92710>>92711
>>92704
>exploitable in jpg format
Please don't do this
▶ 41f422 (13) No.92714>>92715
>>92713
No dying allowed. It's strictly prohibited.
▶ 41f422 (13) No.92716>>92717
>>92715
Yeah, it does.
But rules are rules!
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92717>>92718
>>92716
I'll make you into a rule.
▶ 41f422 (13) No.92718>>92719
>>92717
Sure.
What will it be?
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92719>>92720
>>92718
You must wear cat ears!
▶ 41f422 (13) No.92720>>92721
>>92719
I don't have any!
I can't comply with that.
▶ 41f422 (13) No.92722>>92723
>>92721
When's the deadline?
▶ 41f422 (13) No.92724>>92725
>>92723
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
▶ 41f422 (13) No.92726>>92727
>>92725
Nah.
Not really in my interests to begin with.
Not even for you.
▶ 41f422 (13) No.92728>>92729
>>92727
None of your business!
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92731>>92732
>>92730
Who ya calling punk?
▶ 41f422 (13) No.92732>>92733
>>92731
Oh, nobody really.
Just this punk over here.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92733>>92734
>>92732
Then lets start a punk family!
▶ 41f422 (13) No.92734>>92736
>>92733
I fear for the child's health.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92736>>92737
>>92734
read books about motherhood.
All should be fine!
▶ 41f422 (13) No.92737>>92738
>>92735
He's too far gone.
F
>>92736
I'll raise them in the wilderness.
I'm not about to have some pansy son or daughter
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92738>>92739
>>92737
Tom girls are gross~
▶ f09023 (124) No.92739>>92740
>>92738
I think you messed up.
Why would raising a son in the wilderness lead him to be a tomgirl?
Surely you meant tomboy.
Either way, I gotta go get chewed out for a bit, so I'll see you all in a bit.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92740
>>92739
You're son is going to be a dog.
Just like me.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92741>>92743
>>92735
>Hikki
>Went to school
What?
▶ 979665 (8) No.92743>>92744
>>92741
You don't have to be 100%.
I'd probably reasonably be called a shut in even though I go to work.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92744
>>92743
Shut-in and hikki are two different things.
Hikki is common verbage for N.E.E.T. in Japan. Sometimes they're synonymous among doctors.
Shut-in is just someone who prefers the company of himself rather than others.
In this case, the anon was using Japanese words with understanding the full meaning. He was a shut-in and possibly autistic.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92745
I'll be back later tonight.
Have fun you two.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92746>>92747
Anything fun planned for the weekend, Ese?
▶ 979665 (8) No.92747>>92748 >>92749
>>92746
Build with Motley I guess, weekends don't mean much to me…
What about yourself?
▶ 77d4e4 (3) No.92748>>92752
▶ f09023 (124) No.92749>>92750 >>92752
>>92747
At least that's something!
I'm stuck with family obligations, pretty much.
▶ 77d4e4 (3) No.92750>>92751
▶ 979665 (8) No.92752>>92754
>>92748
Riders.
>>92749
And what's your obligation to the family this time? Housing projects?
▶ 77d4e4 (3) No.92753>>92754
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92755>>92756
>>92754
Why keep secrets from complete stranger on the internet? I've never kept a secret in my entire life!
▶ f09023 (124) No.92756>>92757
>>92755
It's just not worth talking about!
Is that true?
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92757>>92758
>>92756
If you say so.
O-of course! I've only kept other peoples'
▶ f09023 (124) No.92758>>92759
>>92757
Not even just one of your own?
Never ever?
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92759>>92760
>>92758
Well, I suppose we'd have to get into the distinction between a secret and something you've just not said.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92760>>92761
>>92759
I don't really have a good distinction between the two.
It seems to be a grey area.
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92761>>92762
>>92760
Well then if we include that…
Maybe one.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92762>>92763
>>92761
Knew it!
Everybody's got at least one.
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92763>>92764
>>92762
I bet you have four, though.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92766>>92767
>>92765
If you don't count smaller things, I can really only think of two.
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92767>>92768
>>92766
I suppose I can only wonder, then.
Your small stature?
▶ f09023 (124) No.92768>>92769
>>92767
That's no secret.
I'm 6ft tall.
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92769>>92770
>>92768
How much longer is your ring finger than your index finger?
▶ f09023 (124) No.92770>>92771
>>92769
It's hard to measure, but a little less than half an inch.
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92771>>92772
>>92770
Good ratio and height then.
Crippling vice?
▶ f09023 (124) No.92772>>92773
>>92771
I guess you could say I'm a natural!
I'm not too sure what you mean by that.
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92773>>92774
>>92772
A natural what?!
I mean do you have a big problem with addiction, or sinful behaviour or any such thing!
▶ f09023 (124) No.92774>>92775
>>92773
A natural at having a good ratio and height.
Other than being sorta rude to people and speeding, nothing really too detrimental.
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92775>>92776
>>92774
Speeding is only a crime.
ur 2perfect. Your secrets must be pretty deep and dark, then.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92776>>92777
>>92775
Crimes are crimes!
And I'm far from perfect. But just about everybody is, so I don't really see it as too bad of a thing.
They wouldn't be secrets if they weren't.
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92777>>92778
>>92776
Crimes are crimes, but that doesn't mean that all crimes are crimes! There are many I would look at neutrally, or even positively!
What would be your realistic criteria for what a "perfect" person is, I wonder.
That's that then. I won't turn you in, I promise.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92778>>92779
>>92777
That is true. I share similar views on quite a few.
My ideal person would be a tough one. I don't really think about that sort of thing too much.
Probably somebody who's always satisfied, no matter what the circumstances are. You can't go wrong like that.
Is your secret that your'e actually a cop?
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92779>>92780
>>92778
That's a very positive viewpoint. When I think of a "perfect" person, I guess I picture something like a monk or an Amish.
No, you already know what I do for work! I just also happen to volunteer as a snitch.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92780>>92781
>>92779
A monk's a good view for that, I think. They live pretty fulfilling lives. Amish is a bit strange though.
A cop would never admit to being a cop. I'm onto you.
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92781>>92782
>>92780
I think today's Amish are pretty modernized, but I have a really romantic view of people that live in anarchic seclusion, unsullied by the world of technology.
No, haven't you ever heard stupid people talk about this? If you ask an officer if he's an officer, he has to say yes and blow his cover.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92782>>92783
>>92781
It's romantic that the same way running off and living in the woods is. Couldn't complain about a life like that.
Of course! If you ask nicely, I'm sure he'll be happy to tell you.
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92783>>92784
>>92782
Doesn't playing Harvest Moon ever awaken anything like that in you?
Exactly! I'm glad I've proved to you that I can't possibly be.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92784>>92785
>>92783
Harvest moon doesn't 100% appeal to me, since I still really like the idea of just floating around from place to place, instead of settling down.
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92785>>92786
>>92784
How do you see yourself earning a living for your nomadic lifestyle? Maybe something like bounty hunting?
▶ f09023 (124) No.92786>>92787
>>92785
That would certainly be exciting.
Being a peddler would also be fun, but I don't think that's exactly viable today. I'd just have to take whatever job I was able to, I don't think I could be picky about it.
But the ideal situation would be to strike it rich, sell everything, then disappear into the world.
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92787>>92788
>>92786
Peddler could be fine. Just please don't be one of those ones that lays all your wares out on like.. A carpet on the ground. You could have something like a tow-behind trailer with fold-out shelves.
You mean with the oil?
▶ f09023 (124) No.92788>>92789
>>92787
I'd build something for it, yeah.
Oil is one way, but the lottery, or becoming some tech startup would also work just fine.
▶ baf6ad (1) No.92789>>92790
>>92788
What are the ideas for your tech start-up? What's the gimmick?
▶ f09023 (124) No.92790>>92791
>>92789
I don't really have any good ideas, to be honest.
It's not like it's ever going to happen, so I just like to think about the fun stuff instead of the path to get there.
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92791>>92792
>>92790
Most people can't make ideas.
You could invest in automation, or develop the next big cryptocurrency.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92792
>>92791
My degree will directly lead into the automation industry, so I'll probably wind up working on that in some capacity either way.
I don't know a whole lot about crypto, really. It's blown up, but I don't think we'll see something like the big boom again with it.
▶ 16c7f1 (12) No.92793>>92794
Is it bad that I like the feeling of alcohol on an empty stomach?
▶ f09023 (124) No.92794>>92795
>>92793
I can't really comment.
▶ 16c7f1 (12) No.92795
>>92794
That is probably a good thing.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92797>>92798 >>92807
>Motely is actually Brazilian
▶ f09023 (124) No.92798>>92799
>>92797
I hope not.
That means I would be the last American left here.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92799>>92800
>>92798
Jokes on you.
I'm about to be American by summer time.
I'll just be a bit more Canadian than others here.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92801>>92802
>>92800
Do you want me to speak French too?
I think you'll find it a bit lop sided.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92802>>92803
>>92801
Do you actually know french?
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92803>>92804
>>92802
Yes, but I don't like speaking it considering that the people I have to talk to are generally obnoxious.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92804>>92805
>>92803
I never knew that.
Congrats, you've impressed me.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92805>>92806
>>92804
I speak French every now and then….
▶ f09023 (124) No.92806>>92808
>>92805
Yeah, but I didn't knew you actually could speak it.
It's not often that you actually impress me, so just take it.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92808>>92809
>>92806
I can also speak in mandarin mon amie.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92809>>92811
>>92808
Chinese is boring though.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92810>>92820
>>92807
A brazilian just posted suguri or whatever her name is.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92811>>92812
>>92809
I found it interesting.
Though, counting words are a bitch to remember.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92812>>92813
>>92811
Well, to each their own.
What'll it be tonight?
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92813>>92814
>>92812
I'm watching Yurucamp!
What about you?
▶ f09023 (124) No.92814>>92815
>>92813
I'm just chatting with some friends and studying for an exam tomorrow.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92815>>92816
>>92814
Exams suck. Sleep and dream of peaches and creme~
▶ f09023 (124) No.92816>>92817
>>92815
We'll see how it goes.
I'll sleep at midnight tonight, since it's an early one.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92817>>92818
>>92816
Aren't you the A student.
You know, girls find the smart ones sexy.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92818>>92819
>>92817
If that was the case, then I wouldn't have to leave.
That's not exactly the goal, either.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92819>>92822
>>92818
It's not?
Hmm, how easy is the material?
▶ 16c7f1 (12) No.92820>>92821
>>92810
Which girl is that that I posted?
▶ f09023 (124) No.92822>>92824
>>92819
Definitely not.
It's not too bad, but I really need to do well on this.
▶ 16c7f1 (12) No.92823>>92825
>>92821
I meant to ask which one but somehow that came out retarded.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92824>>92826
>>92822
You can do anything you set your mind to!
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92825>>92839
>>92823
I was thinking about it.
Have you gone hunting in the panhandle?
▶ f09023 (124) No.92826>>92827
>>92824
Thanks for the encouragement.
I've also figured that I'm going to take some classes over the summer, so my time around here might be limited then as well.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92827>>92828
>>92826
Darn, I had a plan for you over the summer.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92828>>92829
>>92827
I just don't know what it's going to be like anymore, so I'm just giving you a heads up for whatever reason.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92829>>92830
>>92828
We're becoming adults.
Imagine, adulting in real life and doing adult things like adulting. I shutter at the possibility that I'll have to pay bills and taxes.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92830>>92831
>>92829
I don't need to think about that right now, please.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92831>>92832
>>92830
Je amour tu. Mon amie.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92832>>92833
>>92831
俺も
We're gonna make it.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92833>>92834
>>92832
Okay, you become Steve Jobs and I become Louis Faraday.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92834>>92835
>>92833
I'll build a rocket and visit the moon.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92836>>92837
>>92835
Why stop there?
I'll conquer the world while I'm at it.
▶ 8a4e16 (1) No.92838>>92840
>>92837
Hitler had motives.
I'm just gonna do it because I can.
▶ 16c7f1 (12) No.92839>>92841
>>92825
I've never been hunting before.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92840>>92842
>>92838
Just don't invade Russia.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92844>>92845
>>92843
I'll conquer winter too.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92845>>92846
>>92844
Nuclear bombs in volcanoes?
Excuse me, I'll get my skimpy outfit and join you in your dastardly deeds.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92846>>92847
>>92845
Nothing will stop me.
Nothing. Not even bikinis.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92849>>92850
>>92848
Kisses can change that!
▶ f09023 (124) No.92850>>92851
>>92849
Maybe if a really cute maid that I liked did that, but other than that.
Nothing!
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92853>>92854
>>92852
You could hump like rabbits and the world be filled with little Ran-samas.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92854>>92855
>>92853
Would you really want a bunch of little versions of me running around?
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92857>>92860
>>92856
No reason.
I't just what those cool kids do.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92858>>92859
>>92855
You get to be the strange uncle, then.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92859>>92861
>>92858
What does the strange uncle do?
▶ 16c7f1 (12) No.92860>>92862
>>92857
I don't think I can trust you know what cool kids do.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92861>>92863
>>92859
Bring gifts and occasionally get drunk.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92863>>92864
>>92861
I suppose it's better than being relegated to the dust bin.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92864>>92865
>>92863
You're far past dust bin territory.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92866>>92867
>>92865
And now you're back in.
Congratulations.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92867>>92868
>>92866
Terrible!
That cat needs loving too!
▶ f09023 (124) No.92868>>92869
>>92867
I've got my bunny maid wife and 100 kids, so you'll have to give her the love she deserves.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92869>>92870
>>92868
Be kind of weird having a cat wife.
Though, her furry body would be nice on a cold night.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92870>>92871
>>92869
You're up to the task!
Will you be around tomorrow?
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92871>>92872
>>92870
Most likely not.
I have to get some new tires and drive back to destination hell.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92872>>92873
>>92871
This might be goodbye for a while, then.
▶ 3bbb54 (135) No.92873>>92875
>>92872
Good night Praetor~
▶ 16c7f1 (12) No.92874
>>92862
That's what you think.
▶ f09023 (124) No.92875
>>92873
Good night.
Thanks for the company these past few weeks, and all the time before that.
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92876>>92877
Sesame Snaps are very high-level junk food.
▶ 4189b3 (14) No.92877>>92878
>>92876
Never heard of them.
Are they a canadian thing?
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92878
>>92877
I would be surprised if they were strictly Candian. Maybe by that name at least.
It's just wafers of sesame seed and honey.
▶ ec736f (15) No.92881>>92882
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww2www.
▶ 4189b3 (14) No.92882
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92883>>92884
What in the world is going on?
▶ 4189b3 (14) No.92884>>92885
>>92883
It's fox, clearly having the time of his life.
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92885>>92886
>>92884
He's in Canada, though!
▶ 4189b3 (14) No.92886>>92887
>>92885
Right, I had forgotten.
Now it's gotten interesting.
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92887>>92888
>>92886
I can only assume from the exaggerated "wow"s, that it's our friend DSP stopping by for a visit.
▶ 4189b3 (14) No.92888>>92889
>>92887
He should play me in a fighting game
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92889>>92890
>>92888
Challenge him to five matches of divekick.
▶ 4189b3 (14) No.92890>>92891
>>92889
FT10 is the man's set
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92891>>92892
>>92890
As if you think I even know what that means.
▶ 4189b3 (14) No.92892>>92893
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92893>>92894
>>92892
You made that up just now.
▶ 4189b3 (14) No.92894
>>92893
I promise you I didn't.
▶ ec736f (15) No.92895>>92898
I said I was going to US yesterday!
I'm in texas goofballs!
▶ ec736f (15) No.92896>>92899
also, it seems i need to culturally enrich EseM.
▶ 16c7f1 (12) No.92897
>>92880
I like this glass.
▶ 4189b3 (14) No.92898>>92902
>>92895
That's pretty brutal, going back and forth like that.
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92899
>>92896
What enrichment could you offer me?
▶ ec736f (15) No.92902>>92908
>>92898
it's like an 11 hr drive or a 6hr flight
from the time it takes to drive from Vider to El Paso. i can go see EseM in roughly the same distance.
I dropped off the car at my aunts in Bangor and flew to Houston and parents wanted to drive to Austin and then I drive to Lubbock. Cool place but the hotel I was staying at was full and a police raid just happened. Spring Break is pretty Kooky. anyways, is there anything else you would like to know?
▶ ec736f (15) No.92903>>92904
oh yeah, a woman called her kid a white supremacist as a black man was walking up to her.
that was pretty good.
▶ ec736f (15) No.92905>>92906 >>92911
she was drunk and kept talking to me and my dad. she asked if we knew each other and i said and my dad said yes.
Then, she said "that's like calling my daughter a white supremacist."
▶ ec736f (15) No.92906
▶ ec736f (15) No.92907
i think everyone needs an 02.
▶ 4189b3 (14) No.92908>>92909
>>92902
Favorite color?
are you doing well?
▶ ec736f (15) No.92909>>92913
>>92908
>>92908
red.
yes, just talked to a guy with D!va shirt and he said he played overwatch professionally for a while. But he is now playing fortnite and silly game Battleground.
plus food trucks have good food!
▶ f767c7 (2) No.92911>>92912 >>92917
>>92905
I can't see how such a response is relevant but she was drunk.
>>92910
I read this as "social psychopaths".
▶ ec736f (15) No.92912>>92921
>>92911
well, she was very social and almost gave us a nip slip.
but she asked a black guy to rub his head for good luck.
▶ 4189b3 (14) No.92913>>92914 >>92917
>>92909
Red's not a bad color.
I usually try to avoid food trucks for whatever reason.
>>92910
Do you think that "sad, lonely" people are born that way?
▶ ec736f (15) No.92914
>>92913
you need to go to a good one.
I'll post a menu for you.
▶ ec736f (15) No.92915
wwwwwwwooooooooo9oooooooowwwwwwwwwww
▶ ec736f (15) No.92916>>92918
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww
▶ 9a340a (3) No.92917>>92918 >>92921
>>92911
:(
Is that how you view yourself?
>>92913
Course not.
I only believe in tendencies and predispositions.
▶ 4189b3 (14) No.92918>>92919
>>92916
I'd go for the johnny hash.
>>92917
The "natural born" part of the article sort of made me feel like they were saying that.
I agree with you, though.
▶ 9a340a (3) No.92919>>92920
>>92918
One of the big arguments was that people who are more isolated don't have as many social incentives to misinterpret reality. Back to what I said about monks.
▶ 4189b3 (14) No.92920
>>92919
I guess it would help if I actually read the article, instead of justaking assumptions off the title.
I'll do that in just a bit.
▶ f767c7 (2) No.92921>>92922
>>92912
Many people are social while drunk.
>>92917
No I'm just a retard who can't read.
▶ e95e77 (28) No.92922
>>92921
I'm more than willing to teach you, you know.
▶ 3109df (3) No.92925
also, new thread inna few~