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Kemono thread!
What are you doing?
Was your day good today?
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62451>>62452
>>62450
The accordion is such a great instrument.
I think it's underused in music, I wish I heard it more often.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62452>>62454 >>62455
>>62451
For a while it was over-used…And then 90's sitcoms starting to make fun of it.
I think French music maybe up your alley!
▶ 0c5dc6 (2) No.62453
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Whatever post number for VGCW. Especially at 3:20 :^)
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62454
>>62452
Maybe I was just looking in the wrong places, yet again.
▶ 0c5dc6 (2) No.62455
▶ 955163 (122) No.62459>>62460
>>62458
Girls with glasses are objectively cuter than girls with no glasses.
Fuck problem glasses though.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62462>>62463
>>62461
/pol/ bootcamp sounds like a terrible, terrible place.
They're like Yuri goggles, but for SJW.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62463>>62464
>>62462
There's an image marco somewhere that states that depression is the 2nd step upon discovering /pol/.
What are yuri goggles?
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62464>>62465
>>62463
I didn't go through that step, really.
It's when people look at any interaction between two girls in media, and instantly jump to the conclusion that it's Yuri, or it'll turn into Yuri.
People just setting themselves up for disappointment, that's all.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62465>>62466
>>62464
All fates are canonically bisexual.
So are all 2hus.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62466>>62467
>>62465
I don't know anything about fate, so that could very well be true. At least for the ones where you can choose the gender of your MC.
That isn't true for 2hu, though. I'm pretty sure the only 2hu that's canonically had kids is Suwako.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62467>>62468
>>62466
I imagine it gets lonely there gensokoyo.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62468>>62469
>>62467
There's plenty of males, you know.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62470>>62471
>>62469
Yes, in the human villages.
Plus, do youkai even care about that sort of thing?
▶ 955163 (122) No.62471>>62472
>>62470
From what I read….
Youkai are basically wild animals that are mostly harmless. They live off of your fright. So, there could be a sex youkai.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62472>>62473
>>62471
A youkai that rapes it's victims before eating them.
How scary!
▶ 955163 (122) No.62473>>62474
>>62472
I would be more scared of onis.
They're ridiculously tough to kill.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62475>>62476
>>62474
YOU'RE A SINNER, ALWAYS POSTING HERE!!
TO HELL WITH YOU!!
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62476>>62477
>>62475
Don't you post just as much as me?
I'll be seeing you in hell, then.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62477>>62478
>>62476
Well, I'll definitely be chided on the hands free masturbation and the impure thoughts.
The hell would have to have some pretty lax entry rules.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62478>>62479 >>62483
>>62477
How does that even work, anyways?
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62480>>62481
>>62479
So nothing different than the kind that I know.
Boo, how boring.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62481>>62482
>>62480
I'm actually lying.
I was going to let you guess~
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62482>>62484
>>62481
Something tells me that you aren't actually lying!
▶ 3ce766 (4) No.62483>>62485
>>62478
Is someone curious?
▶ 955163 (122) No.62484>>62485
>>62482
The only hypnosis that I listen too was the imagine yourself as a girl.
Which, has lead to some weird habits.
But I did not listen to cum on command hypnosis.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62485>>62486 >>62487
>>62483
Nonsense. Asking for a friend.
>>62484
Then I just assume that you don't fap for a long while then it should be too hard.
But with your recent endeavors, I don't htink that's it.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62486>>62488
>>62485
Not fapping for a long time is a way, yes.
Though, it takes months and you feel like you're going to hump the nearest thing by the end of it.
It's also the greatest cum you will ever experience. Outside of prostate message.
▶ 3ce766 (4) No.62487>>62488
>>62485
Got to start asking those friends to ask for his/herself!
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62488>>62489
>>62486
Noted.
So I guess you're going the lower route, by the sound of it.
>>62487
They're quite shy, so I'll just keep asking for them.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62489>>62490
>>62488
Yes
It's not really pleasant per se. Though, I think it was my fault for being too hasty~
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62490>>62491
>>62489
How fun.
It all depends on how you do it, yes.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62491>>62492
>>62490
Yes, perhaps I need to buy a dildo or a vibrator and think of you.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62496>>62497
>>62495
Foxy once again wins in his neverending quest to get something out of me.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62497>>62498
>>62496
Next I'll have to get a picture of your face.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62499>>62500
>>62498
Just use my imagination?
How insipid.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62500>>62501
>>62499
Of course.
It's just something that's not worth showing, you know?
▶ 955163 (122) No.62501>>62502
>>62500
I'm not into guys. So, it would be like you look decent or something
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62502>>62503
>>62501
Regardless of what you're into, the statement still stands.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62503>>62504
>>62502
And leave me hanging?
Boo, I always wanted to see what Ran-sama looks like.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62504>>62505
>>62503
Yes, quite possibly forever.
Too bad!
▶ 955163 (122) No.62505>>62506
>>62504
Guess, I'll have to find a new praetor!
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62506>>62507
>>62505
I wish you luck in your search.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62507>>62508
>>62506
It's quite a hard search you know.
They're mostly clingy people that want to erp with you constantly or you get ones that stalk you!
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62508>>62509
>>62507
So which category do I fit under?
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62510>>62511
>>62509
I get my very own category? I'm honored.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62511>>62512
>>62510
A category for my dildo.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62514>>62515
>>62513
Bleh.
Boring color.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62516>>62517
>>62515
Nobody new in tulsa from the last time I checked.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62517>>62518
>>62516
I have quite a few next to me!
Are you looking?
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62518>>62519
>>62517
No.
I haven't been on /cuteboys/ in over a year now, I think.
I think the first time I posted here was the last I was there.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62520>>62521
>>62519
There was nothing left for me to do there, so I stopped going around.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62522>>62523
>>62521
Indeed.
A cute one at that.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62523>>62524
>>62522
I only have two that live next to me.
Though, they both sound and look like sad sacks.
What do?
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62524>>62525
>>62523
If they're desperate enough to post on that map, they're not worth your time.
Best to leave it be and avoid them.
Mr. I'm not into guys, but looking at traps.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62525>>62526
>>62524
You're not a guy if you wear a skirt Mr. Negitive.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62526>>62527
>>62525
Har Har.
Logic is sound enough for me, I guess.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62527>>62528
>>62526
Would you need to fill the role?
I have some clothes I can send your way.
You too can be a pretty girl just like those models in a magazine~
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62528>>62529
>>62527
That role isn't for me!
I feel like you'd get much more use out of the clothes than I would, so it's best if you just hold onto them.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62529>>62530
>>62528
You wouldn't want to be a girl?
Think of all the men you could suddenly flirt with!
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62530>>62531
>>62529
You know how it is, I've told you.
I'm not exactly the flirty type, in case you haven't noticed.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62531>>62532
>>62530
Well, these things change you know.
besides, 我爱你。
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62532>>62533
>>62531
Well, what will you do?
▶ 955163 (122) No.62533>>62534
>>62532
Drink tea and talk to you?
That seems like the comfy thing to do~
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62534>>62535
>>62533
So nothing new, but now with tea?
A considerable upgrade, I think. I approve.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62535>>62536
>>62534
Do you have an alternative?
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62536>>62537
>>62535
I might get burnt out on tea eventually, so a variety of drinks might be nice.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62537>>62538
>>62536
my cum is a good choice.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62538>>62539
>>62537
Do different people's taste differently?
▶ 955163 (122) No.62539>>62540
>>62538
Depends what you eat.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62540>>62541
>>62539
Does it actually? I'm being serious here.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62541>>62542
>>62540
My friend who claims to be straight said yes.
He also said that it taste like snot.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62542>>62543
>>62541
Your friend's a liar. on 2/3 of those statements.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62543>>62544
>>62542
I'm not exactly adventurous enough to taste my own cum.
But one wonders how you know he's lying?
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62544>>62545
>>62543
I don't think he's straight.
And it doesn't taste like snot.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62545>>62546
>>62544
Oh, he's bi-curious or bi.
Did you taste your own cum ran-sama?
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62546>>62547
>>62545
See? I was right.
I might've.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62548>>62549
>>62547
_no
Cummies are not in your future.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62549>>62550
>>62548
Too bad.
Give them anyways!
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62550>>62551
>>62549
Fine, come and get them.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62552>>62553
>>62551
There's no potential candidates from what I can see.
Who should I marry? The struggle continues.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62553>>62554
>>62552
Someone like your mother.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62554>>62555
>>62553
An old lady?
You're a pervert.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62555>>62556
>>62554
Personality-wise goofball.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62556>>62557
>>62555
Me and my mother don't get along very well at all.
So, I don't think that would be a long-lasting marriage.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62557>>62558
>>62556
Welp, time to pack up and head for greener pastures.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62558>>62559
>>62557
I'm moving in well under a month, now!
▶ 955163 (122) No.62561>>62562
>>62560
Poor Ran-sama.
Such a tragic figure ;~;7
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62562>>62563
>>62561
What do you mean by that?
▶ 955163 (122) No.62565>>62566
>>62564
Frustrating indeed.
Perhaps I should go trans just for you.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62566>>62567
>>62565
That would truly be a waste of your time and effort.
It sounds cheesy, but I don't really want you to drastically change like that.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62567>>62568
>>62566
I'm being facetious.
Besides, dilating looks like a pain in the ass.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62568>>62569
>>62567
I wasn't!
The whole process is a pain in the ass.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62569>>62570
>>62568
Yes, it's a big pain in the ass.
If only female bots would happen
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62570>>62571
>>62569
I don't know if a robot would be fulfilling or just more depressing.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62571>>62572
>>62570
>look like a girl
>No physical flaws
>working vagoo that you don't have to fish seepage from
It would be nice for temporary stuff. But two robot bodies would be master race.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62572>>62573
>>62571
>isn't real
>probably has maintenance
>could probably chomp your dick off if something goes wrong with the motors
Two? So you+two robots or you're a robot now too?
▶ 955163 (122) No.62573>>62574
>>62572
You are a robot!
Anyways, goodnight praetor!
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62574
>>62573
Beep boop.
Good night.
▶ 2c7476 (2) No.62575
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62577
>>62576
Yes!
Although, it's a tad slow this time of day. It picks up a bit more in the evening.
▶ 0fdf20 (17) No.62578>>62579 >>62581
Shadow Warrior special edition is free in humblebundle.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62579>>62580
>>62578
Thank you, as always.
▶ 0fdf20 (17) No.62582>>62583
>>62581
Asparagus, what of it?
▶ 3b779e (3) No.62583>>62584
>>62582
that's asparagus in water and it's being sold as a energy drink.
though, i wonder what it tastes like.
▶ 0fdf20 (17) No.62584>>62585
>>62583
It seems like an odd idea, although I've heard that eating a lot of asparagus changes the smell of your urine.
▶ 3b779e (3) No.62585>>62586
>>62584
we need to mark our territories!
▶ 0fdf20 (17) No.62586
>>62585
But what's the point?
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62589>>62590
>>62588
RIP.
We had a good run.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62591>>62592
>>62590
Of course not!
I'm never tired!
Yes.
▶ 0fdf20 (17) No.62592>>62593
>>62591
You should get some sleep..
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62593>>62594
>>62592
But then how else will I be able to talk with you?
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62595>>62596
>>62594
Sounds hard.
How do I do it?
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62597>>62598
>>62596
Well that sounds far too simple.
What's the catch?
▶ 0fdf20 (17) No.62598>>62599
>>62597
You'll have to hold my hand.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62599>>62600
>>62598
What a catch!
Is it really worth it?
▶ 0fdf20 (17) No.62600>>62601
>>62599
I think so!
Well, I mean, I do.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62601>>62603
>>62600
Should be fine then.
I mean, you're trustworthy for this sort of thing, right?
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62602>>62603
Abandoned!
Oh well, time for sleep then.
▶ 0fdf20 (17) No.62603
>>62601
Most likely!
>>62602
I'm sorry, I spaced out again..
Do sleep well!
▶ 27febf (23) No.62604
We always ride again. Sleep well Ran-shama. SD Remi-chan hi.
▶ 471e30 (21) No.62607>>62608
▶ ea3603 (1) No.62608>>62609 >>62611
>>62607
>>62607
no, maybe in a month. but not now.
▶ 471e30 (21) No.62611
>>62608
who's this?
and how are you doing?
▶ 0fdf20 (17) No.62617>>62618
>>62616
Pretty tired, need to go sign some papers in the city around noon considering my new job.
You?
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62618>>62619
>>62617
Oh, good luck with the papers!
Doing fine, slept a lot last night.
▶ 0fdf20 (17) No.62619
>>62618
Well, I think it's like 1-3 parts that I need to sign and ask them about something considering taxes and then get home.
Oh, I'm very glad to hear that you did.
▶ 0fdf20 (17) No.62621>>62622 >>62623
>>62620
You're late, and I need to get to bed to get some decent hours of sleep.
G'night.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62622
>>62621
Well, I'm about to go for a walk…Maybe.
Good night stranger.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62623>>62624
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62625>>62626
>>62624
Hello!
How have you been these past few days?
▶ 955163 (122) No.62626>>62627
>>62625
Decent.
I had to run some wire and paint a deck.
Though, I'm going to have to mind the time!
▶ 955163 (122) No.62628>>62629
>>62627
Yes~
But it won't take me very long to get back~
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62629>>62630
>>62628
Alrighty.
Until then, I guess.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62631>>62633
>>62630
It's good to see that the emulator is progressing.
Hopefully it'll be much more fleshed out by next year sometime.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62636>>62640
>>62635
Danmaku death is the only one I really have on my phone.
▶ 471e30 (21) No.62637>>62643
>>62635
bard's tale
anomaly: warzone earth 2
there's plenty if you look!
i was stuck with only a tablet for a while
▶ 27febf (23) No.62638
>>62635
Motorsport Manager/Motorsport Manager 2 Mobile
The non f2p Kairosoft games.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62640
>>62636
You need to play Brickbreaker or bejeweled senpai.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62641>>62644
>>62639
Of course not.
What are you up to for tonight?
▶ 955163 (122) No.62643>>62645
>>62637
Bard's Tale is a PC and PS2 game.
I have a feeling you emulate a lot!
▶ 955163 (122) No.62644>>62647
>>62641
I downloaded Fate/GO and I'm going to hate myself for it.
I wonder if it's possible to get past paywalls?
You?
▶ 471e30 (21) No.62645>>62648
>>62643
they ported it to android, for like 3 bucks or something
it's a pretty decent port
a lot of games are getting ported to android
i don't really emulate much anymore! just play everything on ps4.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62647>>62649
>>62644
Don't get eaten by gacha.
There might be some sort of hack or something on android devices, but I doubt it.
I've been playing Nier for most of the day, so I'm taking a bit of a break right now. I'm not sure what I'll do.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62648>>62652
>>62645
I have no clue why you would port a game to a device that will burn your hand if left on too long. But, oh well.
Hows the PS4 going?
▶ 955163 (122) No.62649>>62650
>>62647
fapping is the answer.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62650>>62651
>>62649
I just did last night, so at least give me a little while.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62651>>62653
>>62650
Well, this is interesting!
So did I!
Though, it was unintentional.
▶ 471e30 (21) No.62652>>62654
>>62648
your android is probably too cheap, then!
i had a really expensive tablet that could run everything perfectly. it was pretty great
pretty good, i've been streaming the lat of us for the gf, finished bioshock 1 and bioshock infinite recently
what've you been playing lately?
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62653>>62655
>>62651
You know that I don't believe that.
How do you do that unintentionally?
▶ 955163 (122) No.62654>>62668
>>62652
I've been bad lately and haven't been playing games.
Though, Lord of the Seal is fun. But I haven't touched it since last week!
▶ 955163 (122) No.62655>>62656 >>62660
>>62653
Well, there are these things called wetdreams that happen if you don't fap in a while.
I like how every dream is slightly sexual and really uncouth.
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62656>>62657
>>62655
Does that even count?
▶ 955163 (122) No.62657>>62661
>>62656
Sure!
I'm guessing you had one?
▶ 27febf (23) No.62659>>62662
▶ e77379 (28) No.62660>>62664
>>62655
I can attest to this
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62661>>62663 >>62665
>>62657
Doesn't count in my book!
Of course not. I do it the normal way.
>>62658
Sage is back. How has it been?
▶ 955163 (122) No.62664>>62666
>>62660
I don't really mind them…Except for the mess.
But really, what are with those dreams. It's always about some random chick.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62665>>62667
>>62661
Only fags do it the normal way.
▶ e77379 (28) No.62666>>62669
>>62664
Five days and it was Nue and armpits for some reason
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62667>>62671
>>62665
Oh?
This is very ironic, coming from mr. prostate
▶ 471e30 (21) No.62668>>62672
>>62654
ah, why not? what've you been up to?
ive heard of lord of the seal. is it another pc exclusive roguelike or something??
i might just head to bed, didn't get enough sleep, still kind of meh after a fuckton of drama yesterday
just want to pass out until my girlfriend comes online
▶ 955163 (122) No.62669>>62674
>>62666
Hmm, I keep getting goth girls.
I guess I want to brighten up their day.
▶ 27febf (23) No.62670>>62674
▶ 955163 (122) No.62671>>62673 >>62674 >>62677
>>62667
The claim is that you jizz more.
The claim is very much true.
So, am I a fag or am I straighter for jizzing more?
▶ 955163 (122) No.62672>>62676
>>62668
Been busy with school.
Lords of the seal is a DRPG like Wizardry and it's decent. The no story kinda sucks but oh well.
good night then!
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62673>>62675 >>62677
>>62671
It depends on where the jizz lands.
▶ e77379 (28) No.62674>>62679 >>62685
>>62670
Good as usual
>>62669
"Goth girl wants to orgasm more than she wants to die"
>>62671
According to stuff I've read it's bad for your bladder
▶ 955163 (122) No.62675>>62678
>>62673
Hopefully on something disposable.
▶ 471e30 (21) No.62676>>62681
>>62672
ah, what are you taking again? i forget
>DRPG
don't think i ever played a normal one, honestly
no, i mean, i was thinking of going to bed
i won't tbh, probably
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62678>>62683
>>62675
Then it's not homo.
Congratulations, you're confirmed to not be a fag!
▶ 955163 (122) No.62679>>62686
>>62674
Last time I did it.
My balls were aching for a few hours and it was extremely unpleasant.
I always wonder what having sex with a goth would be like.
Probably really dead.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62681>>62692
>>62676
Calc 3.
I was doing bad at the start because of another class.
But, I'm doing better now.
Demon Gaze is a pretty good DRPG even if it is simpler than Wizardry.
▶ 27febf (23) No.62682>>62684
>>62680
You wouldn't want to hear lewd talk from me…
▶ 27febf (23) No.62685>>62688
>>62674
Sage, save me from lewd talk.
▶ e77379 (28) No.62686>>62687
>>62679
Yeah, that's no good. It's not better than usual, really.
For the goth girl, though, it be hard to hear her over the MCR and Evanesence that's blasting.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62687>>62689
>>62686
OR THE SOBBING!
I have no clue why. But every goth girl I know is depressed and always moody.
Then again, that's all teenage girls.
▶ e77379 (28) No.62688>>62691
>>62685
Demon Sealing: Vade Retro Satana
▶ e77379 (28) No.62689>>62690 >>62693
>>62687
That's why you gotta find traditional girls
▶ 955163 (122) No.62690>>62695
>>62689
They exist somewhere in the void of time.
I'm personally thinking about going Amish to find said traditional girl.
I mean, how hard can it be?
▶ 27febf (23) No.62691>>62695
>>62688
>Demon Sealing: Vade Retro Satana
Do I have to google that? Wait, where is your trip?
▶ 471e30 (21) No.62692>>62694
>>62681
>calc 3
yikes, i was homeschooled and never even got past algebra
i think i've heard of demon gaze before. isn't it on vita?
i really need to get / play more vita games
but jfc my backlog
▶ 27febf (23) No.62693>>62698
>>62689
I remember your traditional girls/pious girls advice, but uhhhhhhhhhh…………….if there was another way to contact you I could elaborate.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62694>>62696
>>62692
>never even got past algebra
I swear to god algebra is this crappy math class that holds the key to way cooler classes.
Like, every math class after algebra is way easier than that class.
What vita games do you have?
▶ e77379 (28) No.62695>>62697
>>62691
Damn I coulda said anything and got away with it
You could
Firefox will mess up sometimes
>>62690
Your best bet is not in the city and probably in (a nonpozzed) church
▶ 471e30 (21) No.62696>>62699
>>62694
i dropped out of homeschool really early lmao
rip my mind
right now i've got uncharted / playstation all-stars / persona 4 / metal gear solid collection / killzone / hyperdimension neptunia u / freedom wars
only really played neptunia u / killzone / uncharted much so far, besides an otome i got free off ps+
do you have a vita?
▶ 955163 (122) No.62697>>62701 >>62704
>>62695
The last church I went to had really poor quality control. So, there was too many holier than thou people and druggies marring the image of the youth group.
Last time I went there, the teacher for the class was a literal exhippie that did time in jail.
Then he turned into literal believer that would bash you over the head with the bible.
But, this is what I get for going to a Baptist church.
▶ e77379 (28) No.62698>>62700
>>62693
Send me a PGP message on pastebin (just link what you encrypt)
https://pastebin.com/3EQFAkGS
▶ 955163 (122) No.62699>>62701
>>62696
>i dropped out of homeschool really early lmao
Wait, how does that work?
▶ 27febf (23) No.62700>>62704
>>62698
I don't even know how to use that.
▶ 471e30 (21) No.62701>>62702
>>62697
christianity is either hypocritical or NO FUN ALLOWED
>mom and sister literally won't listen to any music that isn't hymns and don't watch any tv except for jesus movies on holidays
>>62699
i basically just stopped doing homeschool and took my GED
then i ended up basically doing nothing with my life except occasional yardwork
and then i became a tranny :^)
▶ 955163 (122) No.62702>>62703
>>62701
Baptist can be fun.
But again, the druggies made the place worse. The good part was that the food was pretty good.
Are you NEET currently?
▶ 471e30 (21) No.62703>>62706
>>62702
when they're fun, it's usually because they're not extremely devoted T B H
i used to go to russian potlucks every sunday
didn't like the people but the food was pretty good tbh
and yeah, i'm basically a NEET, except not living with my parents anymore
▶ e77379 (28) No.62704>>62705 >>62707
>>62700
What's it for? If it's not a big deal no need for PMs or w/e.
>>62697
Yeah, part of it is finding the right people.
Kek at Steve "The actual physical Bible is literally God" Anderson
▶ 27febf (23) No.62705>>62713
>>62704
>Fidget spinners
Oh god why. Eh, just trying to find another way to contact outside of chan boards.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62706>>62708
>>62703
Russian potlucks?
How odd, were they Russian Jewish or something?
▶ 955163 (122) No.62707
>>62704
Well, I made one statement about how the story of Job may have been a parable instead of a literal event.
That was a mistake.
▶ 471e30 (21) No.62708>>62709
>>62706
uhhh, yeah. it was just a russian baptist church and they'd all gather in a park and eat stuff
good food tbh
i'm trying to avoid everyone from it, and especially my mom and sister, though, sooo
▶ 955163 (122) No.62709>>62711
>>62708
Could you imagine their face?
I would imagine they wouldn't recognize you.
But, anyways, to go back on that.
Yes, I do own a vita and a few other systems currently.
I do like the vita the most.
▶ 471e30 (21) No.62711>>62716
>>62709
i still go around in boymode most of the time so it's eh, one of them recognized me while i was shopping two weeks ago
my face's pretty androgynous, but i'm only like, 7 months on hrt, and really it takes like 3-4 years for everything to fully change
what other systems do you own?
the vita's pretty fun, but i just find it hard to bother playing it, mainly because i've got the ps4 right in my room and it's so much more fun playing on a big screen
▶ 955163 (122) No.62712>>62714 >>62715
>>62710
It took me some time to learn not to say that certain parts of the bible are figurative and not literal.
I didn't realize their reaction would be so freaking hostile. I mean, the story of Job is unlike any other scripture in the Bible and the fact that God made a deal with the devil didn't make sense.
>God is literally killing the people around you for a bet!
>believe in him!
I get the cruelness part. But making a deal with satan when satan already knows that he's going to lose is really unlike them.
▶ e77379 (28) No.62713
>>62705
Did you get it? Want to make sure you do before I delete the post.
▶ 471e30 (21) No.62714>>62717 >>62718
>>62712
god also told the jews to kill women and children
▶ e77379 (28) No.62715>>62721
>>62712
The biggest point of Job is ironically not even in Job:
>And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand. (John 10:28)
(inb4 someone tries to argue that eternal security is real)
▶ 955163 (122) No.62716>>62719
>>62711
I own a PS3, a SNES, a 3DS, a gamecube and an Xbox 360.
I'm pretty content with my collection so far.
Everyone is wanting me to get a PS4.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62718>>62719
>>62714
That's not wholly unusual.
Especially for back then.
▶ 471e30 (21) No.62719>>62723
>>62716
i want to get a ps3!
there's a lot of old exclusives i want to play.
i had an N3DS, but I sold it along with my Wii U.
the PS4 is pretty fun! it has a ton of good exclusives, and more coming out. especially if you're into weebshit
>>62717
i guess the point of job is he's the family 'patriarch' so when the people around him die, he's losing everything he owns?
>>62718
still pretty cruel, though
▶ 955163 (122) No.62721>>62725
>>62715
Well, I will give credit to the story of Job.
If you believe in God and continue to serve God through the harsh times. God will award you.
Which…Has been repeated in the Bible so many times that the story of Job sticks out only for it's weird plot.
▶ 27febf (23) No.62722>>62726
>>62710
>>62720
I think I figured out how to use it. Encrypt with my own key, take the encrypted stuff, post it on pastebin, right?
▶ 955163 (122) No.62723>>62724
>>62719
You need to play Atelier.
The series has been pretty consistent
▶ 471e30 (21) No.62724>>62727
>>62723
i have atelier sophie
it was fun, for the short time i played
i just need to start it again because it's been on my backlog for so long
▶ e77379 (28) No.62725>>62733
>>62721
It's a strange bet… or is it? I doubt God would actually place a bet when he knows he would lose. It's like the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. God pretty much knew there were no redeeming people in the city. That's why he allowed Lot to argue it down to like 10 good people to save the city.
▶ e77379 (28) No.62726>>62728
>>62722
Now you figure it out... but just hit me up on reddit. Posted the account on >>62710
▶ 27febf (23) No.62728>>62729
>>62726
>Implying I use reddit.
M8, why?
▶ e77379 (28) No.62729>>62731
>>62728
It's just easier and something I check more often. Plus a more easily disposable paper trail.
▶ 471e30 (21) No.62730>>62735
>>62727
>only on ps3 and vita
reeeee!!!!
i might get it for vita at some point, or wait until i get a ps3 i guess
sophie seems pretty good tbh
▶ 27febf (23) No.62731>>62732
>>62729
I don't even use Reddit. Hmm. We can try something else later?
▶ e77379 (28) No.62732>>62734
>>62731
I suppose so. Guess we'll figure it out later then.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62733>>62737
>>62725
The way Job was written was unique too.
The story starts off with an exchange and it gives no background on the exchange.
Unless there's more in the apocryphal
The story introduces Job and they don't give much info on him and then he goes through terrible things but each time he still sticks with god and by the end everything is okay. The end.
The way the story is structured led me to think that it was a parable and not an actual story. But, the main bible is really just the important bits.
The Book of Enoch made me wonder about the world. Since Enoch saw heaven and saw God. Oddly, the angels fell pray to sin and then they had to do some correcting in the celestial regiments there.
▶ 27febf (23) No.62734>>62736
>>62732
Not exactly important anyways. Just stuff about the whole pious girls thing.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62735>>62740
>>62730
It should be.
How are you with time limits?
▶ e77379 (28) No.62736>>62738
▶ e77379 (28) No.62737>>62739 >>62740
>>62733
Guess we'll find out in Heaven, I suppose
▶ 27febf (23) No.62738>>62742
>>62736
It's something I might disagree with you with
▶ 955163 (122) No.62739>>62742
>>62737
Let's live dangerously.
Let's read the apocryphal.
▶ 471e30 (21) No.62740>>62741
>>62735
>how are you with time limits
AWFUL
unless it's a game i'm good at, i guess, but idk if i'm good at sophie
>>62737
>implying anybody here is going anywhere other than the hot place
▶ e77379 (28) No.62742>>62743 >>62746
>>62738
Just say it
>>62739
I've read Enoch I, it's strange, but some of it made sense to me
Also: you're about to be 🅱anned from the 🅱atholic 🅱urch
▶ 27febf (23) No.62743>>62744
>>62742
Nah cause some personal stuff might be involved
▶ e77379 (28) No.62744>>62745
>>62743
Just go back to using the PGP public key I gave earlier and upload the encrypted thing to pastebin. I should be able to decrypt it with my private.
▶ 27febf (23) No.62745>>62747
>>62744
Just encrypt with your key instead of mine right?
▶ 955163 (122) No.62746>>62748
>>62742
The Book of Enoch fills in the gaps of Genesis lol and it gives insight to Gods actions.
Are Baptist churches really that bad?
I was always a bit free spirited and cynical. Which I sometimes seemed at odds with them..
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▶ e77379 (28) No.62748>>62750
>>62746
They can range from being very nice to being full blown Steve Anderson. But if you're not literalist you probably won't fit in with a decent chunk of them.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62750
>>62748
>Baptist are autist
Lol, I'm not a literalist.
I say the bible is somewhat open to interpretation. Though, my church has recently had a fondness for politics in the pulpit.
▶ e77379 (28) No.62751>>62752
>>62749
I'll need your public key to encrypt my message to you. Your PUBLIC, not private (this is very important).
▶ 27febf (23) No.62752
>>62751
Ok, figuring it out.
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▶ 471e30 (21) No.62758>>62759
▶ 955163 (122) No.62759>>62760
>>62758
Gotta say, that's a new one.
▶ 471e30 (21) No.62760>>62761
>>62759
idk, it's something one of the BL2 psychos screams
i say it sometimes
what you up to?
▶ 955163 (122) No.62761>>62762 >>62763
>>62760
I was going to wait on Praetor.
But he seems to have taken off. Such a flighty one.
So, I'm probably going to sleep.
You?
▶ 6d90d9 (97) No.62762>>62764
>>62761
I'm here, just not posting.
I'm sorry, and goodnight if you're still going to sleep.
▶ 471e30 (21) No.62763>>62765
>>62761
who's Praetor?
i'm just going to stream stuff for the gf, i guess.
nini?
▶ 955163 (122) No.62764
>>62762
Fret not.
Good night and do get some rest please.
▶ 955163 (122) No.62765
>>62763
Praetor is Ran-sama.
Good night.