[–]▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61033>>61036 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
In an interesting turn of events.
French President Emmanuel Macron has outed himself as a monarchist and has taken a stance against the EU. Even threatening to exit the EU. In addition to that, he also stated that immigrants having more than 5 children are the problem.
He told Italy that the immigrants will be their issue from now on.
Interestingly, he stated that he will assert a Jupitertarian rule over France.
So, will we see the next European super power emerge from the smoldering ashes?
Will a monarchy be established in Europe once more?
Let's find out!
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61035
I'm in love with Matthew!
▶ c8172d (91) No.61036>>61037
>>61033 (OP)
Isn't that what Macron was basically against, though?
I didn't follow that election very closely, so sorry if I'm off.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61037>>61038 >>61042
>>61036
Sort of.
It's a strange ordeal. I'm a tad skeptical that he's going to attempt Frexit. However, he did threaten the EU.
Though, he has done a lot of stuff that's peculiar. Especially for his party platform.
So, either, there's a secret order of monarchist or he's the greatest anime betrayal of all time.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61038>>61039
>>61037
Either way, that's a good turn of events.
Hopefully something will come out of it.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61039>>61040
>>61038
Yes, but what will become of you?
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61041>>61045
>>61040
if i keep you in my basement. then i'll know!
▶ b62404 (1) No.61042>>61043
>>61037
politics are my favorite anime
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61043>>61067
>>61042
you might like lends of galactic heroes
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61044
must've scared off ran-sama.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61045>>61046
>>61041
Basements are pretty cool, you know.
As long as you feed me, I don't see the problem.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61046>>61047
>>61045
and i'll give video games and a bed!
▶ c8172d (91) No.61047>>61048
>>61046
That's about all I need. As long as there's a bathroom, of course.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61048>>61049
>>61047
anything you need and want!
▶ c8172d (91) No.61049>>61050
>>61048
One might ask where you're getting the funds for a statement like that.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61051>>61052
>>61050
That's a good enough answer for me.
Either way, I've got to go help out a neighbor real quick.
Shouldn't be too long.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61053>>61054
>>61052
What's on the menu?
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61054>>61055
>>61053
Eggrolls, hummus and coke.
Sounds like a healthy lunch!
▶ c8172d (91) No.61055>>61056
>>61054
That does sound healthy!
I should probably eat too, so I think I'll go rummage around.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61057>>61058
>>61056
Bugs
But really, just whatever I can find in the cabinets.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61058>>61059
>>61057
Time to go grocery shopping!
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61060>>61061
>>61059
To get food for you!
Though, in my experience. My parents will steal the food.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61061>>61062
>>61060
Me and my dad steal each other's leftovers all the time.
It's kinda fun at this point.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61062>>61063
>>61061
You'll have to survive and make your own food!
▶ c8172d (91) No.61063>>61064
>>61062
Boo, I hate making food.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61064>>61065
>>61063
Time to get a woman!
▶ c8172d (91) No.61065>>61066
>>61064
Not a bad idea.
Either way, I'm probably going to eat and watch some castlevania.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61066>>61068
>>61065
I have a doctor's appointment at 5ish..But need to leave at 3ish to avoid traffic.
Have fun though!
▶ 632ae1 (5) No.61067>>61068 >>61069
my co-worker just told me last month he made four grand profit scalping Nintendo Switches on eBay.
>>61043
There is no such show.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61068>>61070
>>61066
Have fun!
>>61067
Is it really that bad? I've been hearing that it was okay.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61069>>61070
>>61067
I'll make it into a show and it will be the completely different than what you will think.
▶ 632ae1 (5) No.61070>>61071 >>61076
>>61068
No, it's very good, I was commenting on foxes constant tendency to misname things!
>>61069
I'll fund your kickstarter.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61071>>61072
>>61070
It will be an art film that's in Mongolian and you'll have to read subtitles.
It will also be 3 hours long.
▶ 632ae1 (5) No.61072>>61073
>>61071
Do you even know any Mongols, other than SD?
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61073>>61074
>>61072
I met one long ago and mistook him for a Native American.
Later I was corrected on his ethnicity.
Outside of that?
I would imagine they're extremely rare outside their country since isolated culture.
Also, would you?
http://imgur.com/a/qSQuM
▶ 632ae1 (5) No.61074>>61075
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61075>>61079
>>61074
The only logical conclusion is that you're gay.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61076>>61079
>>61070
I had just assumed that you had replied to me, since I swapped devices.
My bad.
Fox does have a problem with names, though.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61077>>61078
You guys are bullies.
I'm going to go cry in the corner now.
Boohoo!
▶ c8172d (91) No.61078
>>61077
Come back when you're done!
▶ 632ae1 (5) No.61079>>61080
>>61075
What percentage?!
>>61076
I don't even know what I would have been responding to you about in that instance!
▶ c8172d (91) No.61080>>61081
>>61079
The castlevania show!
▶ 75d0bc (2) No.61081>>61082
>>61080
Oh, I don't know anything about that, I've never really been into castlevania, despite attempts. I did really like both "Castlevania: X of Sorrow" games on handheld, though.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61082>>61083
>>61081
Huh.
I always thought they were the kind of games that you would like for some reason.
Learn something new every day!
▶ 75d0bc (2) No.61083>>61084
>>61082
I don't mind those kinds of games at all, it's the specific series for some reason. If I remember correctly, I don't think I liked the way the movement feels, which is a big thing for me. I have the problem with a lot of Mario games, too.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61084>>61085
>>61083
Huh.
What 2d sidescrollers do feel good to you, just for context?
▶ 73e6e4 (1) No.61085>>61086
>>61084
You know I'm a big DKC fan, and Rayman Origins was very very good for me as well. Something about Mario World to me also felt different in a good way to me from the other titles.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61086
>>61085
Interesting.
It must just be a person feel thing, I guess, since I think all of those feel just fine.
▶ b5680f (24) No.61087>>61088
Just got up an hour ago.Also I'm being dumb and kept playing a game all day yesterday.
▶ 9f87ae (1) No.61088>>61171
>>61087
What was the name you went by in other threads?
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61089
>tfw when you have a successful run in the maze but the enemies gang up on you and crit you
I swear the AI in this game is evil.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61092>>61093
>>61091
How was the appointment?
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61093>>61094
>>61092
Excellent!
Say, have you looked into darkest Dungeon?
▶ c8172d (91) No.61094>>61095
>>61093
Good to hear!
No, I haven't. I've had a friend get really really into it for a while though. Seems like a fun game if you're alright with the RNG nature of it.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61095>>61096
>>61094
Perhaps.
You've played rogue-likes. So, I would imagine that it's the same BS RNG mechanics.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61096>>61097
>>61095
It's very similar.
The way you talk about them tells me that you wouldn't care for the game one bit.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61097>>61098
>>61096
I have issues with exploring. It's like crack to me
Rogue-likes are fine. It just irks me that you can get surrounded by monsters and then lose all your equipment.
The equipment that you spent several hours finding and crafting.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61098>>61099
>>61097
Is that why you liked minecraft so much?
That's part of the appeal of them. Better luck next time!
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61099>>61100
>>61098
Sort of!
I stick to Wizardry clones and Rogue-likes!
Also, have this!
http://imgur.com/a/HGh11
▶ c8172d (91) No.61100>>61101
>>61099
Probably just a source engine update or something.
These have happened every so often, and nothing ever comes out of it.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61101>>61102
>>61100
So no update on the what happened to Gordon?
That's a cocktease.
Also, that brings up a good question.
Why don't they update the engine of older games?
Seems like a bit of a rip-off that you're paying for the Dos version.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61102>>61103
>>61101
Are you expecting valve to release an actual game?
You're outta your mind.
Because people like you still buy the games, despite them being the dos version!
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61103>>61104
>>61102
I only buy them when they're on sale.
You would be crazy to buy them at full price.
Well, Valve did release an update on tf2…
▶ c8172d (91) No.61104>>61105
>>61103
Buying older games at full price is just silly, I think.
It's one of the reasons that digital distribution kinda sucks sometimes.
Yes, an update which is pretty much hated by everyone. Lots of questionable changes on that one.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61105>>61106
>>61104
Really?
I wan't keeping tabs. What happened?
▶ c8172d (91) No.61106>>61107
>>61105
Balance update which just had some really weird changes that basically ruined weapons.
At least, in my opinion.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61107>>61109
>>61106
There's always Battleborne~
▶ c8172d (91) No.61109>>61110
>>61107
Ew.
Play a real shooter!
Also I'm sorry, I've got lots of things I'm doing at once, so I'm a tad slow.
But what's new?
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61110>>61111
>>61109
I'm debating on playing a game.
Lords of the Seal is surprisingly good. But not Operation Abyss, DT2 or, Demon Gaze good.
I have these deer that surprise attack me when I'm trying to head back home and the wipe out my party.
So, I need to mess around with my armor and make it so that the damage my party is taking is manageable.
Also, retarded quest where you need a seeing eye dog.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61111>>61112
>>61110
Sounds like a grand ol' time.
Which game are you wanting to play?
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61112>>61116
>>61111
Lord of the Seal
Operation Abyss
The last 5 minutes of DT2
Fate Extella
Gal*Gun DP
Rest of Soul Sacrifice
Toukiden Kiwami
and
Nepnep PP.
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61115>>61117
>>61114
Last one was on the 4th!
▶ c8172d (91) No.61116>>61118 >>61119
>>61112
Haven't played any of those, I couldn't give you a good pointer any which way.
>>61113
What are you going to spend it doing?
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61117>>61119
>>61115
Too long!
What will you do?
Binge watch anime?
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61118>>61123
>>61116
Well, DT2 is almost finished.
But god damn that Demon Goddess has an end all attack that made me rage quit the game.
I need to debuff her magic and buff my healer and mage really.
Though, the Demon Goddess seems to target my maid…So, up my armor on the maid and invest in some debuffs and buffs!
Viola!
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61119>>61120 >>61123
>>61117
>>61116
No, I don't really watch anime too much, unless there's something really good I'm working on.
I have plans to co-op some of the DoWII campaign with someone from my last board first thing in the morning, but after that I'm free. I had plans to go for drinks with a friend I'd been neglected later in the day, but he's sad about his breakup again, so he cancelled, and I'll probably clean or read.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61120>>61121
>>61119
Watch Flipperflappers.
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61121>>61122
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61122>>61126
>>61121
You're always so inquisitive.
Because, it's the Madoka of the Evangelion.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61123>>61124
>>61118
Then why not do that?
>>61119
Sounds solid enough.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61124>>61125
>>61123
Because I'm still debating!
I have another 300+ hours of grueling hell after she is defeated. But, Operation Abyss needs to be finished. Maybe, I should sleep on it?
▶ c8172d (91) No.61125>>61127
>>61124
Maybe you should!
But, that might just be procrastinating the decision.
It'll probably be the same no matter if you sleep on it or not.
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61126>>61128
>>61122
Because you can't just tell me to watch something I've never even heard of and doesn't come up on google without explaining anything!
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61127>>61129
>>61125
You're scary sometimes…
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61128>>61130
>>61126
Fine, yuri across dimensions.
Stuff happens and girls get close to each other.
This thingy is from flip flappers.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61129>>61131
>>61127
?
I don't mean to be, sorry.
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61130>>61132
>>61128
But what if I'm not a fan of yuri?
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61133
I'll be back in 23 minutes.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61136>>61137
>>61135
Just goes to show that kissing solves problems.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61137>>61138
>>61136
Ah yes, goodnight Ran-sama~
▶ b5680f (24) No.61139
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Good night Fox. Also, Shia hates niggers.
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61143>>61144 >>61145
>>61141
How did you spend your time?
>>61142
Cheeky how?
▶ c8172d (91) No.61144>>61147
>>61143
Putting time into fighting game practice.
Evo is soon, so I'm all excited about that.
▶ ec7bd9 (5) No.61145>>61147
>>61143
Said 23 minutes, and bam. 23 minutes later.
▶ 9bb87c (28) No.61146>>61148 >>61149
Slept for so long, that I now have a headache.
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61147>>61154 >>61167
>>61145
That's about exactly how long it takes to hunt down a file and watch an episode!
>>61144
Mortal Kombat?
▶ b5680f (24) No.61148>>61150
>>61146
Stretch your neck gently, Remi-chan.
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61149>>61150
>>61146
Now you know not to do it next time.
▶ 9bb87c (28) No.61150>>61151 >>61153
>>61148
I think the only thing that would help currently is painkillers, but I'm all out of them.
>>61149
But sleeping is the best thing ever.
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61151>>61152
>>61150
Not if it hurts you!
▶ 9bb87c (28) No.61152>>61156
>>61151
Well, I sometimes get a sore back from sleeping in a wrong position, but I can't really help it as I move around a lot when sleeping.
▶ b5680f (24) No.61153>>61157
>>61150
Look up neck stretches and stretch gently. Headaches can be linked to neck problems.
▶ ec7bd9 (5) No.61154>>61155 >>61156 >>61157
>>61147
You timed it very well. Anyways I'm off. Enjoy your night.
▶ b5680f (24) No.61155
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61156>>61157 >>61158
>>61154
But you've just appeared!
>>61152
Ah, I get that too, I think. Only for a short time after waking, though.
▶ 9bb87c (28) No.61157>>61159
>>61153
My neck doesn't really hurt, but I assume I just haven't eaten enough or drank enough.
>>61154
Sleep well Mots.
>>61156
I do it throughout my sleep.
▶ b5680f (24) No.61158>>61159 >>61160
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61159>>61161
>>61158
Is that not somehow illegal? I feel it should be.
>>61157
Try sleeping in your chair and see if you feel a little better in the morning!
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61160>>61162
>>61158
Can you imagine if the President of Russia donated a bunch of money in the countries name to the foundation run by a family still active in politics?
▶ 9bb87c (28) No.61161>>61163
>>61159
But I can't fall asleep in my chair if I'm not really tired.
▶ b5680f (24) No.61162>>61163
>>61160
>"It's okay when we do it, shit lord."
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61163>>61164
>>61161
I can't think of suggestions other than optimizing your sleeping pose, then. This is a popular one because you can't really move around too much unintentionally, but it's hard to fall asleep because it's not that comfortable at first.
>>61162
Remember, we're the good guys, they're the bad goys!
▶ 9bb87c (28) No.61164>>61165
>>61163
I usually just put both of my arms under the pillow from the same side and sleep sideways.
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61165>>61166
>>61164
What, so your hands are both together under your head? That doesn't sound too comfortable.
I typically sleep on my stomach, but I guess that's really bad for your spine.
▶ 9bb87c (28) No.61166>>61168
>>61165
It feels comfortable to me, I really can't fall asleep face up if I'm not deathly tired.
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61168>>61169 >>61172
>>61167
I figured.
I pay attention to what you play!
>>61166
Well, speaking of sleep…
▶ 9bb87c (28) No.61169>>61170
>>61168
Oh, sleep well Ese.
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61170>>61173
▶ b5680f (24) No.61171>>61172
>>61088
I only posted here, if that's what you are asking. Just Error or Eruruu or Erruruu. Sorry for late reply.
>>61167
Hug
▶ c8172d (91) No.61172>>61174
>>61168
Well at least somebody cares!
G'night.
>>61171
hugs
▶ c8172d (91) No.61179>>61180
>>61178
Your lewd-o-meter is off.
▶ 9bb87c (28) No.61180>>61182
>>61179
It's always correct.
But I don't mind it.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61182>>61183
>>61180
It's off!
And I'm sleepy.
So goodnight, I guess.
▶ 9bb87c (28) No.61183
>>61182
I was hoping it wasn't.
Oh, sleep well then, I need to leave to work in an hour anyhow.
▶ 06a050 (2) No.61185>>61186
That's nice, there need to be more monarchists in the world, there are far too many socialists.
▶ bede67 (1) No.61186>>61187 >>61297
>>61185
We don't need crazy monatchists with barren wives, though.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61187
>>61186
What gets me is how he marries a literal Christmas Cake and he proceeds to win everything. Though, he really needs an heir or a successor to continue the throne.
I'm just curious if the monarchist thing happened because he assumed too much power at one time or he's dead serious.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61188>>61189
>When you finally find that one image
Thank god.
▶ b5680f (24) No.61189>>61191 >>61193
>>61188
I'm scared to ask what picture you found, knowing you.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61191>>61192
>>61189
You think too poorly of me.
It's the mouse girl there.
▶ b5680f (24) No.61192>>61194
>>61191
After your swerves, m8? I'm about to assume that every picture you post is either a trap or a futa.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61193>>61195 >>61198
>>61189
>>61190
>16:32:28 post before the 16:32:25 post
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61194>>61198
>>61192
Nope!
She's 100% a girl!
I promise no penis or other weird bodily anomalies.
▶ b5680f (24) No.61198>>61200 >>61204
>>61193
8chan glitching?
>>61194
I'm still expecting a futa out of nowhere moment.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61200>>61202
>>61198
If you want futa. I can give you futa.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61201>>61204
>>61199
How big is too big?
▶ b5680f (24) No.61202>>61203
>>61200
Nuh uh you silly nigga.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61203
>>61202
Good!
I didn't want to make you blind!
▶ c8172d (91) No.61204>>61205
>>61201
It's all about proportions, so it depends on the girl they're attached to!
>>61198
Must be.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61205>>61206 >>61209
>>61204
I'm curious what your limit is.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61206>>61207
>>61205
Post the size chart.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61207>>61208
>>61206
Is there even a a size chart?!
▶ c8172d (91) No.61208>>61210
>>61207
Tons!
I'm surprised you don't have one on hand..
▶ b5680f (24) No.61209>>61211 >>61212
>>61205
I still wonder where Tomoe went.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61210>>61213
>>61208
All girls of all body types are welcomed.
Ugly girls are not welcome
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61211
>>61209
/b/.
Basically, wanted to mess with Alice on the Alice threads.
▶ 9bb87c (28) No.61212>>61215
>>61209
4chan /b/, other alias as far as I know.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61213>>61214
>>61210
That's good enough for me.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61214>>61216
>>61213
No ugly boys either.
▶ b5680f (24) No.61215>>61217
▶ c8172d (91) No.61216>>61218
>>61214
you said girls, so that goes without being said.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61218>>61219 >>61220
>>61216
But boys are just girls with penises.
▶ 99988e (6) No.61220>>61221 >>61222
>>61218
>I'm just a girl with a penis
I don't know how to tell my parents of this revelation.
▶ 9bb87c (28) No.61221>>61241
>>61220
I bet you're a very cute one.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61222>>61241
>>61220
Tell them you were a girl this entire time and that the doctor mid-identified you.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61223>>61225 >>61227 >>61229
>>61219
I thought you might find this interesting!
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream 6,000
Seven Samurai (film) 8,000
Dr. Strangelove (film) 9,000
LotR: RotK (extended version) (film) 10,000
The Godfather Part I (film) 11,000
Citizen Kane (film) 12,000
Aesop’s Fables 12,000
12 Angry Men (film) 12,000
The Cherry Orchard (play) 17,000 (stage directions included)
Macbeth (play) 18,000
Romeo and Juliet (play) 25,000
Hamlet (play) 30,000
Heart of Darkness (book) 37,500
The Art of War 54,000
The Trial 81,000
Average Modern Novel Length 85,000
1984 100,000
The Aeneid 100,000
The Divine Comedy 110,000
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn 110,000
Pride and Prejudice (book) 120,000
The Iliad 140,000
Crime and Punishment (book) 200,000
Cross Channel (visual novel) 250,000
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 260,000 (this is the longest in the series)
Ulysses 260,000
The Canterbury Tales 270,000
Sharin no Kuni, Himawari no Shoujo (visual novel) 320,000
The Lord of the Rings (book) 470,000
Ever 17 (visual novel) 500,000
Atlas Shrugged 540,000
Les Miserables 560,000 (it’s less words in french)
War and Peace 590,000
Tsukihime (visual novel) 600,000
Clannad (visual novel) 740,000
Planescape: Torment (game) 800,000* (this is an unreliable, poorly defined figure)
Fate/Stay Night (visual novel) 820,000
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61224
>8chan being buggy again
So, what's a better alternative?
▶ c8172d (91) No.61225>>61226 >>61228
>>61223
You'll have to explain this to me.
▶ 9bb87c (28) No.61226>>61230
>>61225
I assume it's the amount of words or letters per "book"
Since 1984 is in there and huckleberry finn.
▶ cd73a6 (5) No.61227>>61231
>>61223
FS series is wierd. How do they go from Shakespearean all the way to cyberpunk future? W/e tho.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61228>>61234
>>61225
You read a dating sim that was longer than War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy and most classic novels.
I'm quite impressed that you read that many.
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61229>>61231
>>61223
You rarely explain things when you post them.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61230>>61232
>>61226
Oooh.
Alright.
>tsukihime is 600,000 words
Jeez.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61231>>61233 >>61236
>>61227
FS?
>>61229
I assume people can mull through the post and connect the dots. Though, it seems like a bad habit at this point.
▶ 9bb87c (28) No.61232>>61234
>>61230
I don't think it's too odd for something like that to be so long, but think if they had a book about like per say nuclear science that was that long?
Well, nobody would read it, because it'd be so damn boring for that length.
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61233>>61235
>>61231
Assume we're not as bright as you.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61234>>61237 >>61243
>>61228
They're usually more interesting to me.
>>61232
Absolutely, it depends on the material.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61235>>61239
>>61233
That would be incredibly patronizing to both you and me!
▶ cd73a6 (5) No.61236>>61240
>>61231
Fate stay. At least until they release Fate GO, the hit mobile game while you walk to capture girls.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61237>>61238 >>61244
>>61234
>>61234
I'm going to have to isolate you from the internet and make you read War and Peace!
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61240
>>61236
Here's all you need to know.
There's a super computer on the moon.
The Earth was destroyed during the holy grail war and everyone is living in a computer simulation.
Also, Brunestud is a servant.
▶ 99988e (6) No.61241>>61243 >>61246
>>61221
Only if cute girls keep facial hair.
>>61222
Mid identified?
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61242>>61248
>>61238
It's not so cruel. Besides, you'll be reading a lengthy book!
So, you'll never know!
▶ 9bb87c (28) No.61243>>61248 >>61254
>>61234
I just always assume games have a lot of dialogue, considering you spend good +10 hours playing their singleplayer.
Apparently there's a list of those by line and word count in the script.
http://gaming.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_longest_video_game_scripts
>>61241
That's a lie!
▶ cd73a6 (5) No.61244>>61249
>>61237
It's not super intimidating. Stick it through Reedy/Spreeder and you can cut it down. Did that at 200WPM for detail read and 500WPM for panic skimming a period before English.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61245>>61247
>>61239
Would you prefer me messaging you over steam saying that this girl has a Electra complex?
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61247>>61252
>>61245
Which girl? Also, I'm unfamiliar with the term.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61248>>61250 >>61256
>>61243
Interesting!
This list differs from foxy's.
>>61242
I think I would know if my internet was stolen.
Oh well, it'd probably be good for me.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61249>>61253
>>61244
>Speed reading
But how can you retain the info?
Cliff notes?
You might as well cheat!
▶ 9bb87c (28) No.61250>>61251
>>61248
It has JP and EN word count though, also need to consider that 1 JP word could be 3 EN words.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61251>>61255
>>61250
The english word counts are different.
Turkeyhandle is 600k on foxy's list, 750k on the website's.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61252>>61257
>>61247
The (((man))) that screwed is father.
That actually did happen.
▶ cd73a6 (5) No.61253>>61259
>>61249
The words flash at you one by one. It's the same as reading, but it discourages subvocalization (which chains it down to ~60WPM). You probably already do this mentally if you yourself read "fast".
▶ 99988e (6) No.61254>>61259 >>61264
>>61243
What's the lie exactly?
>>61246
They did that when they assumed I was healthy.
▶ 9bb87c (28) No.61255>>61258
>>61251
Oh, might be different translation of it then?
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61256>>61258
>>61248
You could be a new you.
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61257>>61260
>>61252
Now you're talking about a Man? I just can't keep up.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61258>>61261 >>61262
>>61255
Only 1 ENG translation exists for it, I believe.
So, I'm not sure.
>>61256
A new me wouldn't be me!
Who knows what could change?
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61259>>61263 >>61274
>>61253
People interpret words differently.
I'm probably the only one here that experiences dyslexia.
>>61254
But then you're not healthy?
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61260>>61270
▶ 9bb87c (28) No.61261>>61266
>>61258
Oh well, I'd still believe the wikia more in this.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61262>>61266
>>61258
You become a woman!
▶ cd73a6 (5) No.61263
>>61259
Try it out, it actually isn't that bad:
https://www.spreeder.com/
▶ 9bb87c (28) No.61264>>61274
>>61254
That you have facial hair and that you're a male.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61265
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
DARE YOU WATCH THESE VIDEOS?!
▶ c8172d (91) No.61266>>61268 >>61272
>>61261
I'm sure there's something on Mirror Moon's website about the script.
I'd believe it straight from the source only, to be honest.
>>61262
Only to you!
▶ c8172d (91) No.61269>>61273
>>61268
That's my job, isn't it?
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61270>>61275
>>61260
He was 13 before he slept in his own bed.
Also, one of the other comments said "I am a gay man and I used to fool around with an older man when I was a teen too but it fucked me up when I got older."
Really makes you think…
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61271
>Admitting to your father that you're sexually attracted to cars
I can understand liking cars. But there's a point when you should ask yourself. Am I doing the right thing?
▶ 9bb87c (28) No.61272
>>61266
Then you'd have to find those!
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61273
>>61269
Concerns take all forms you know!
▶ 99988e (6) No.61274>>61277 >>61278
>>61259
Well probably not anymore.
>>61264
Unfortunately I have to crush your false realities.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61275>>61276 >>61279
>>61270
So….Could he sit down after those experiences?
I'm curious what he meant by that.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61276
▶ 9bb87c (28) No.61277>>61285
>>61274
There is no way in which you could do that to me.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61278>>61285
>>61274
This is good news.
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61279>>61281
>>61275
I think that's a situation where it's proper and just to hit your child.
There was more to it than that, but that was the pertinent bit.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61281>>61283
>>61279
My guess would be that his dad didn't have much of a presence and his problem coddled him. Which lead to a strange obsession with his father.
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61283>>61284
>>61281
I want to know more about what kind of person the dad is, that he's allowed this for 12 years now.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61284>>61287
>>61283
Probably something like this.
>Honey, our son had nightmares can he sleep in bed with us?
>He's almost 13!
>But he's so scared!
>Okay
Something like that. I have an idea that his dad is gay too.
▶ 99988e (6) No.61285>>61286 >>61288
>>61277
We'll see about that one!
Anyways back to work.
>>61278
Not so sure about that one.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61286
>>61285
You could be a girl?
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61287>>61289
>>61284
He said that the dad did eventually start initiating occasionally.
>You haven't let me masturbate into your anus for a while, son.
▶ 9bb87c (28) No.61288
>>61285
I still think that way!
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61289>>61290
>>61287
I'm pretty sure this is homo-erotic fan fiction!
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61290>>61291
>>61289
Well, you couldn't really call it fan-fiction, but I understand what you're saying.
And I'm inclined to believe you.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61291
>>61290
In any case.
See you in a few!
▶ 9bb87c (28) No.61292>>61293 >>61294 >>61296
Time to get some sleep now though, g'night everyone.
<3
▶ b79747 (1) No.61294>>61296
▶ b5680f (24) No.61296
>>61292
G'nite Remi.
>>61294
Sageu
▶ 06a050 (2) No.61297>>61298
>>61186
Yes we do, if he has a barren wife he is unlikely to try to make a dynasty of his own, he will have to hire an unemployed noble.
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61298
>>61297
He's also more likely to take actions that might be bad for the longevity of his nation, as he doesn't have heirs to concern himself with.
Literally half the purpose of monarchy in the first place is that if a King is just and capable, his offspring is likely to be as well, because he carries the same blood.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61303>>61304 >>61310
>Get attacked by a mimic
>The mimic has stupid high health
Where's ran-sama when you need him?
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61304>>61305
>>61303
I don't know of a single game where you can get attacked by a mimic while just going around, minding your own business.
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61306>>61307
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61307
>>61306
Kind of. There was a stupid high mimic encounter rate and it was almost guaranteed when you got close to a treasure chest mimics would pop up and kill you.
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61308>>61312
The time has come for a shower and a wank.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61309
>Another Mimic
GRRRRRRRR!!!!!
▶ c8172d (91) No.61310>>61311
>>61303
And what good will I be in that situation?
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61311>>61313
>>61310
Rate my party.
I'm receiving a crazy high damage output from the forest creatures!
▶ 99988e (6) No.61312>>61323
>>61308
Thanks. Was needing to know that information. :^)
▶ c8172d (91) No.61313>>61314
>>61311
Can't rate if you don't post the party.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61317>>61318
>>61315
Seems pretty standard to me.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61318>>61320
>>61317
But I'm taking damage and it's stupidly high.
So, I need to level up my armor on my back row and get rid of the enchantment shield?
▶ c8172d (91) No.61320>>61322
>>61318
You either need to grind, get better equipment, or start using buffs more.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61322>>61324
>>61320
I'm grinding currently for money so I can level up my equipment.
You have to craft your own weapons or armor by only using what's at the shop. So….Hmmm….I have an idea though..
▶ 7d312c (34) No.61323>>61354
>>61312
Everything I do, I do for you.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61324>>61325
>>61322
Sounds like a plan to me.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61325>>61327
>>61324
But, is it time to kill some FOEs?
▶ c8172d (91) No.61327>>61328
>>61325
Whatever method you prefer with grinding.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61328>>61329
>>61327
Fine, fine.
How are you?
▶ c8172d (91) No.61329>>61330
>>61328
Just fine.
How are you?
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61330>>61331
>>61329
Alright, I'm debating what movies I should go see!
Does anything look good to you?
▶ c8172d (91) No.61331>>61332
>>61330
I saw baby driver just recently.
It was a really good time.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61332>>61333
>>61331
What was it about?
Jamie Foxx is a get away driver?
▶ c8172d (91) No.61333>>61334
>>61332
No, Jamie Foxx is one of the side characters.
The kid is the getaway driver.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61334>>61335
>>61333
That sounds like a pretty funny movie senpai!
Any others that piqued your interest?
▶ c8172d (91) No.61335>>61336
>>61334
Nothing new whatsoever.
I'm waiting for blade runner now.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61337>>61338
>>61336
Ryan gosling is good enough for me!
▶ c8172d (91) No.61339>>61341
>>61338
If you can't appreciate some Gosling, then I don't even know what to say.
Are you even human?
▶ b5680f (24) No.61340>>61342
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61341>>61343
>>61339
Christian Bale is better
▶ b5680f (24) No.61344>>61346
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61345>>61347
>>61343
Fine!
You caught me.
Ryan Goseling is okay.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61347>>61348
>>61345
Good to see that you're finally coming around on this one!
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61348>>61349
>>61347
You drive hard bargains.
You need to be a sales man.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61349>>61350
>>61348
I just try to be firm on my beliefs.
But, I'm really not that good to sell things.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61350>>61351
>>61349
You sold me on you.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61351>>61352
>>61350
That was entirely you, not me.
I had no hand in that!
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61352>>61353
>>61351
Yes, yes.
Totally me.
▶ ec7bd9 (5) No.61354>>61366
>>61323
You flatter me so!
▶ c8172d (91) No.61356>>61357
>>61355
Any plans for this lively Thursday night?
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61357>>61358
>>61356
Yes, fruit juice, going get some gains and play Lords of the Seal here!
You?
▶ c8172d (91) No.61358>>61359
>>61357
Finally getting huge, I see!
Might play something.
The world is my oyster!
▶ c8172d (91) No.61360>>61362
>>61359
Not installed.
Kusoge.
▶ b5680f (24) No.61361>>61363 >>61367
>>61359
>Overwatch
Good goy
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61362>>61364
>>61360
You're kusoge!
What do you have then?
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61363>>61369
>>61361
Would you rather play tf2 or battleborn?
▶ c8172d (91) No.61364>>61365
>>61362
This is pretty much it outside of my steam library.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61365>>61368
>>61364
Bunny Must Die is generally regarded as a good game!
▶ b5680f (24) No.61366>>61367
>>61354
Ese does it, because you're a big guy.
▶ ec7bd9 (5) No.61367
>>61361
I like it.
>>61366
>me
>big
Heh.
▶ c8172d (91) No.61368>>61370
>>61365
Correct!
But, a friend has shown up.
So, I'll postpone it for a bit.
▶ b5680f (24) No.61369>>61370
>>61363
How about Quake 1 Team Fortress?
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61370>>61371
>>61368
Darn friends.
>>61369
Hmmm, TF2 is good…
▶ c8172d (91) No.61371>>61372
>>61370
They're the worst, right?
Gotta hate em.
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61372>>61373
>>61371
Postpone them so I can make a new thread senpai!
▶ c8172d (91) No.61373>>61375
>>61372
Why do you need me to make a new thread?
▶ b5680f (24) No.61374
▶ b3cbdb (138) No.61377>>61378
>>61376
You keep friend occupied.
I make new thread!
Fool proof!