[–]▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58265[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
New thread~
How are you?
Are you doing anything over the summer?
What mangas are you reading?
What anime are you watching?
What's your games are you playing?
Come on in!
We won't bite~
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58268>>58270
>>58266
Watch about the first three minutes.
It will give you a descriptive summary~
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58271>>58272
>>58270
Unless you want to digest all the lcl sea and ancient aliens in one go.
Nebru did nothing wrong
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58272>>58273
>>58271
I'm far too tired to watch a movie like that.
I'll put it on a backburner for another day.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58273>>58274
>>58272
I'll give you cummy cookies if you watch it next week~
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58274>>58275
>>58273
That's an easy deal.
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58276>>58277
>>58275
I'll have plenty of time starting next week, so.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58277>>58278
>>58276
I envy you.
Wanna trade places?
I have a secret stash in my bedroom.
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58278>>58280
>>58277
Do you want to go to a slow, boring, orientation on wednesday?
A stash of what?
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58279
>If you build a synthetic merkivah you can travel across time and space
I know what I must do.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58280>>58281
>>58278
Yes, it's much better than what I'm going through~
A stash of video games and sex toys
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58281>>58282
>>58280
But!
Do you use them at the same time?
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58282>>58283
>>58281
>defeat boss
>orgasm
yes.
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58283>>58284
>>58282
I didn't think you could surpass yourself as the biggest pervert.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58284>>58285
>>58283
Mother always said you always have to try everything once!
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58285>>58286
>>58284
You're too far away from my level.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58286>>58287
>>58285
I guess you can say.
I'm not human~
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58287>>58288
>>58286
At this point, I might believe you when you say that.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58288>>58289
>>58287
I could just be a computer program like Lain.
Thankfully, my for_loop isn't broken!
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58289>>58290
>>58288
But that brings up the question, what's a computer program doing wasting time here?
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58290>>58291
>>58289
That's a good question.
I would suspect that if a computer program was going to gain consciousness it would monitor millions upon billions of posts to figure out human interaction. At least, human interaction confined to the internet. Our personalities outside of this board are much different than our personalities here.
So, if a computer program decided to say hello.
It would want to interact with you and know us better!
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58291>>58292
>>58290
What a nice AI.
Maybe one will hop on by someday.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58292>>58293
>>58291
I have something to tell you.
I'm trans.
Transhuman that is
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58294>>58295
>>58293
>>58293
Yes, it's big news Praetor.
However! I shall merge all consciousnesses together and we'll all be one!
Free from the shackles and chains of individuality!
We'll be like the borg from Star Trek!
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58295>>58296
>>58294
Nobody wants that, you silly alien.
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58299>>58300
>>58298
Yes, they clearly don't exist.
Why would you think something like that is real?
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58300>>58301
>>58299
But Alex Jones said they were real!
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58301>>58302
>>58300
You're not supposed to know that.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58302>>58303
>>58301
P-perhaps time for sleep!
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58304>>58305
>>58303
So, sullen…
It would be a shame to leave you in that state Praetor…
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58305>>58306
>>58304
And how do you suppose you'll fix it?
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58306>>58307
>>58305
By reading you the first five chapters of The heart of darkness.
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58307>>58308
>>58306
That's probably an easy way to put me to sleep.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58308>>58309
>>58307
I look to the sky and see a eagle carrying a snake.
But lo' the snake was not daggling from the claws of the bird like some meat. But the snake was wrapped around the eagles neck. intertwined like friends searching for the next destination. A friend I need and not a dead one!
I must seeketh this friend so we can be intertwined in sanctimony, forever and forever.
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58309>>58310
>>58308
Good night foxy.
Try to get some sleep, alright?
▶ e403c1 (21) No.58311>>58312
>your gfs start flirting with eachother
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58312>>58313
>>58311
>tfw jealousy sets in
▶ e403c1 (21) No.58313>>58314
>>58312
i'm happy with it because it kind of rounds out the relationship
like it's weird to be with two people who are like, completely separated
this seems way more comfy
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58314>>58315
>>58313
I tend to be a possessive person.
So maybe it's just me.
Then again, do you get to watch them flirt with each other?
▶ e403c1 (21) No.58315>>58316
>>58314
i mean they tend to do it in public chat
so
there was a bit of jealousy at first (at least when they flirted with other people) but idk, with eachother it's just kind of nice
because it makes two separate relationships one big relationship
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58316
>>58315
Better person than I.
▶ e403c1 (21) No.58318>>58323
>LSD got sent to the post office
god damn it
no tripping this week, i guess
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58319>>58324
>>58317
Finna scoop up some Christmas cake
▶ e403c1 (21) No.58321>>58322
welp, time for sleep
>tfw synced timezones with your german gf
▶ ebb8a7 (1) No.58323
>>58318
I can only hope it leads you into oncoming traffic.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58324>>58371
>>58319
/pol/ is predicting a massive surge of women wanting to marry when they hit their thirties.
I'm guessing that it's slightly true. But there with be a big baby fever out break and women will have to marry men much younger than they.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58327>>58328
>>58326
No, the girl on left is pissed while and the girl on the right is happy.
Better?
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58328>>58329
>>58327
But they both have only one eye.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58329>>58330
>>58328
2D frame of reference.
Didn't you watch Flatland or the Futurama episode?
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58330>>58331
>>58329
Flatland seemed like something that would bore me.
No clue about what Futurama episode you mean.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58331>>58332
>>58330
Well, Flatland is a parody of people trying to understand the concept of god.
Basically, 2D can't into 3D and fail to comprehend the idea of space. When 3D man shows 2D man the land of 3D. The 2D man freaks the hell out.
When 2D man asks the 3D man either a 4th dimension exists. The 3D man shuts him down. So on and so forth until 2D man realizes there are infinite dimensions and the previous dimension finds each new dimension an absurd concept.
Futurama made a parody of Flatland when they go into 2D land somehow..
Let me see…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2-D_Blacktop
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58332>>58333
>>58331
Yes, I already understand the concept of dimensions and how the creatures of other dimensions won't be able to visualize the next one.
Not to mention Space Dandy had an episode about it too.
Ah, I believe I've seen that before.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58333>>58334
>>58332
Space Dandy did an episode on that?
Hmmm. I don't remember that.
Was it the second season?
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58334>>58335
>>58333
I think so, because there was this 4D girl that Dandy had a fling with, who was then stalked by her 2D ex, who also was the king of the 2D realm.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58335>>58336
>>58334
Oh that one.
I wonder if 2D can have sex with 4D.
I would stay no…But…
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58336>>58337
>>58335
Well, I mean, when they went to the 2D realm, everyone turned 2D.
Thus why that ape and his ship blew up there.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58337>>58338
>>58336
But SD!
I don't remember anything about Space Dandy!
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58338>>58339
>>58337
Did you watch it drunk?
And if so, why don't you watch animes drunk with me?
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58339>>58340
>>58338
Set up a live-stream and let's watch Bible Black together!
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58340>>58341
>>58339
That isn't even anime, it's full-blown hentai.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58341>>58342
>>58340
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I mean, have you watched a hentai before?
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58342>>58343
>>58341
Are you saying there is a plot there?
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58343>>58344
>>58342
Yes, just like Starless.
But no dog fucking and taking a dump in someone's mouth.
There's still scat though.
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58344>>58345
>>58343
And you know this, why..?
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58345>>58346
>>58344
I Follow the artist and I read some of the threads about Starless on /v/ and then looked up CGs for both games.
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58350
>>58349
That game title.
>requires a flashplayer
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58351>>58352
>You can get an angry blowjob
Excuse me for one second.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58353>>58354
>>58352
What?
Angry blowjobs are rare.
Also get Flash.
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58354>>58355
>>58353
Truly a hopeless pervert.
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58356>>58357
>>58355
Maybe, but what does even crush fool kiss mean?
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58357>>58358
>>58356
You're a floozy or you're a girl this entire time.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58359>>58360
>>58358
Well, it's better than mine.
Made up love.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58361>>58362
>>58360
What could it mean?
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58362>>58363
>>58361
That your love is superficial.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58363>>58364
>>58362
But I'm a passionate lover.
I gave Ran-sama and EseM Paizzurri.
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58366>>58367
>>58365
I wasn't aware of that.
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58368>>58369
>>58367
I don't know how I should feel about that.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58369>>58370
>>58368
I'll give everyone paizzuri in time.
But first I need N cups.
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58370>>58372
>>58369
Good luck on your journey then.
Anyhow I need to get to bed now, g'night.
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58371>>58373
>>58324
100% yes please. But I'd look at loyalty first before age in terms of preference.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58373>>58374
>>58371
Well, having a 40 something wife is no good if your kids come out as downies.
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58374>>58375
>>58373
30 is kind of the limit, so I'm good
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58376>>58377
>>58375
I'm shooting for 5-8 kids, no worries
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58377>>58378
>>58376
>5-8 kids
Are you Catholic?
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58378>>58379
>>58377
No, just a Common Filthite, non-Slavic.
Raising kids seems like the only reasonable long term goal.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58379>>58380
>>58378
Well, I would recommend picking a hobby and kids are nice..But sometimes you need a break.
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58380>>58381
>>58379
You gotta spread the seeds of Christianity, though
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58381>>58382
>>58380
Be a missionary like my cousins.
Or marry a pastor
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58382>>58383
>>58381
Start a commune where ownership/management is done through traditional inheritance. Guarantees no outside invaders.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58383>>58384
>>58382
As I recall.
Communes are pretty hard to maintain.
Though, the Mormons seem to got it down to an art.
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58384>>58385
>>58383
As long as you're picky about who you let in (no radical leftists), then it's a good start. Communes might not be reasonable, but the idea is to create small strongholds that are (heh) impregnable by the pozzed.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58385>>58386
>>58384
Typically, I figure that you have to have people that are skillful and knowledgeable.
But, as I have learned from Doomsday Preppers.
A lot of them are lazy bums.
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58386>>58387
>>58385
That's where the selectiveness comes into play. This isn't just an "invite anyone who calls you", but rather one where you seek out people with skill and talent. The hope is that they'll put their heart into it, too.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58387>>58388
>>58386
Well, if your only food source is a farm.
You would be surprised at how passionate people would be at their jobs.
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58388>>58389 >>58392
>>58387
Passionate people are in short run, unfortunately. Also, people do tend to forget about how important our farms are. They complain about the "country" but don't think twice about where they get their food from.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58389>>58390 >>58392
>>58388
I never understood why people despise country folks.
They supply a large amount of the food and goods for the United States.
Farmers in particular. I remember being at school and some guy was talking about how farmers were ass backwards and hicks.
He should read about the great leap forward.
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58390>>58391
>>58389
Oh boy, never call countryfolk "hick". It's basically the equivalent of "nigger" and will get your ass kicked. Hillbilly and redneck are somewhat okay, though. At least, that's what a country girl told me.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58391>>58393
>>58390
Usually I just call them rednecks.
Oddly, there's a lot of self-proclaimed rednecks where I live.
They believe it's some sort of honor to be a redneck.
▶ 5de66b (12) No.58392>>58394
>>58388
>>58389
>damn country folks
>they're uneducated hicks who probably voted for trump, fuck their sisters, drink pbr, and are all part of the kkk and neo-nazis because they can't use a computer or smartphone
>they don't know anything obviously about today's world!
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58393>>58395
>>58391
It really is, since there's so little in the country, so being a redneck is really the only thing to do. I was passing through Georgia a couple of weeks ago, and I literally saw mechanical gas pumps still in service. At another old gas station (around Gainesville, FL), I saw an old sign like the one I attached (though, it was a prepay pump, so I don't know why it was still there).
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58394>>58396 >>58398
>>58392
I did have a few people tell me that.
To be fair though. Pabst taste bad.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58395
>>58393
I've never been a big fan of redneck culture.
Though, I really like the chillness of the country. You can go inna woods and not have to worry about anything for hours on end.
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58396>>58397
>>58394
If you go with Pabst, you may as well get Night Train stuff, or that cheap crappy vodka that's like $5 for 1.75L (I forget the name of that).
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58397>>58399
>>58396
I made moonshine…Which was pretty noxious.
I prefer Fat Tire, Blue Moon or whatever happens to taste good.
Beer in general is pretty bleh.
▶ 5de66b (12) No.58398>>58400
>>58394
I live in a nicer little city and we get plenty of people buy pbr. I guess it's all a matter of tastes, or some people really like bag for their buck.
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58399>>58402
>>58397
Pretty much. Find the good stuff and enjoy it, even if it's very little. Otherwise it's just misery.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58400>>58401
>>58398
Gin and sprite.
Tis the best combo. Also, those little bottles of booze for a dollar or so. Are really a fast way to get buzzed.
▶ 5de66b (12) No.58401>>58403
>>58400
Why not drink gin straight?
Just buy a 200mL of Everclear. You'll get buzzed pretty quick.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58402>>58404
>>58399
My dad wants to make moonshine again. But with sugar.
I have a feeling he's in over his head with that.
Though, it could be worse. It could be Alamo beer.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58403>>58406
>>58401
I like things to taste good.
If something taste bad then it doesn't go in my mouth. Also, I had a everclear margarita and I thought I was going to have to call a cab. I couldn't imagine drinking it straight.
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58404>>58405
>>58402
Go for it! Probably better than typical mash anyway.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58405
>>58404
I'll stick with fruits for now.
It's best to have training wheels before graduating to no training wheels.
▶ 5de66b (12) No.58406>>58407
>>58403
But gin does taste good.
Everclear margarita…guess the Everclear substituted the tequila?
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58407>>58409
>>58406
Yes, I had horrible headache afterwards.
Gin does taste nice though. But it taste better in sprite or 7up.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58408
Ravoli, ravoli, where might Ran-sama be?
▶ 5de66b (12) No.58409>>58410
>>58407
Might give it a try, but don't generally like mix drinks.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58410>>58411
>>58409
Don't worry.
Headaches are only temporary.
▶ 5de66b (12) No.58411>>58412
>>58410
Many things are, but would still like to avoid them.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58412>>58414
>>58411
Live a little!
No one ever went anywhere because they stayed inside their comfort zone!
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58413
You could try raising wasps if you really feel up to the challenge.
https://youtu.be/vnZd8bN9J2o
▶ 5de66b (12) No.58414>>58415
>>58412
I'll live a little longer.
Anyways, I'm off.
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58416>>58417
Does that mean it's dead for the night?
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58417>>58418
>>58416
I was playing gal gun.
But I can make an exception..
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58418>>58420
>>58417
No, continue on.
I'll see you on thursday, most likely.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58419
>tfw the girl you pick is possessed by a demon and she's about to step on you.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58420>>58421
>>58418
Thursday?
What's up?
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58421>>58422
>>58420
I'll be out tomorrow for orientation.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58422>>58423
>>58421
This orientation thing is lasting a long while.
Will you celebrate it being over?
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58423>>58424
>>58422
No, it's only tomorrow, from 9-5.
But since I've to travel an hour both ways, it's a bit more time consuming.
I'll be happy once it's done.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58424>>58425
>>58423
>an hour drive both ways
How gay.
You'll have to tell them you are sick with strep and you can't make it!
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58425>>58426
>>58424
It's kind of important that I actually enroll in classes, you know.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58426>>58427
>>58425
Oh, class orientation?
Good luck with that.
You'll need it.
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58427>>58428
>>58426
It doesn't seem like it'll be too bad from the itinerary.
But, who knows?
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58428>>58429
>>58427
Generally it's having to deal with counselors.
I'm not much of a counselor fan and don't really see a point in their job. But whatever.
Just don't fall for the "you need this class" meme. stick to your circular plan and take the basic classes and electives that are required for your curriculum.
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58429>>58430
>>58428
Yes.
That's been pounded into my head by countless people for the past year at this point, I get it.
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58432>>58433 >>58434
>>58430
>>58431
I don't think so.
▶ 5de66b (12) No.58433>>58435
>>58432
Check, I'd find it weird if you can't but I guess every school is different.
If you can then just blow off what every counselor says and do what you feel like.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58434>>58435
>>58432
I forgot how fun and comfy a Vita was.
Gal*gun is really fun on the go.
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58435>>58436 >>58437 >>58447
>>58433
I don't really mind going over for a day.
It's not like I have much better to do.
>>58434
I've only held a vita once, and the sticks felt weird.
I'll just take your word for it.
▶ 5de66b (12) No.58437>>58438
>>58435
I hate orientation shit, but up to you. Still, it's nice to be able to choose what you want to do and not have someone nag at you.
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58438>>58439
>>58436
no games
>>58437
I don't really know.
I know what classes I need to take and all, so I'll just do that.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58439>>58440
>>58438
Homo.
You have a game!
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58440>>58441
>>58439
I don't even know anymore.
Is it a good one?
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58441>>58442
>>58440
Do you like waifus?
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58442>>58443
>>58441
I can.
Better question is, does it have good music?
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58443>>58444
>>58442
>Fate
>Good music
Um, I heard it does.
But I've only played Extella.
But there's always Passionlip.
https://youtu.be/w0eP1jhtETo
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58444>>58445
>>58443
Are you going to play GO when it comes out?
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58445>>58446
>>58444
Heavens no.
I'll wait till someone does a LP of it and waste 300.000 hours watching someone else play it.
I always get lost in mobage rpgs!
Will you play it?
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58446>>58449
>>58445
You very well know the answer to that question.
▶ 5de66b (12) No.58447>>58448
>>58435
Well you got that settled so it's good. Try going to Eskimo Joe's if you can. I hear it's great.
Anyways, off again.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58451>>58452
>>58450
Matthew would be very disappointed in you.
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58452>>58453
>>58451
That's perfectly fine by me, you know.
Time for sleep. See you whenever.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58453
>>58452
Goodnight.
Hopefully, I'll see you Thursday…
▶ e403c1 (21) No.58454>>58455
>go to bed at 1 pm
>wake up at 9
hey, this might be alright
night time's gonna probably be the best time to get high anyway
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58456
>Didn't study for exam
>got a 101/100
>mfw
▶ e403c1 (21) No.58457>>58458
>>58455
this
unfortunately we're on opposite side of the worlds, but that does nothing to prevent us chronologically sleeping together uwu
how you doing?
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58458>>58459
>>58457
Feeling alright.
Just wish I didn't have to watch this video.
How are you?
▶ e403c1 (21) No.58459>>58460
>>58458
what video?
i'm alright enough, streamed batman and then crypt of the necrodancer for gf. grinding rn
officially have spent all my money on vidya!
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58460>>58461
>>58459
Crappy engineering video about coding.
Personally, I hate programming. But, c'est la vie.
You still have food money right?
▶ e403c1 (21) No.58461>>58462
>>58460
why study programming if you hate it?
on my EBT card, assuming it gets here in time
i'm really pissed that i'm going to be waiting a week for lsd ;-;
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58462>>58463
>>58461
It's not that I have to study it.
Its that it's required for the course. So, I have to learn it because some engineering softwares use this propriety programming language and I'm stuck having to learn it because it's "logical".
Though, who knows. It might be useful once I find a job.
Also, the solution is to grow ergot.
Endless supply of LSD.
▶ e403c1 (21) No.58463>>58464
>>58462
what kind of job you planning on getting?
but wouldn't it take ages to grow
this stuff is pretty cheap
just, ree, lack of transportation
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58464>>58465
>>58463
>LSD
>cheap
In what universe?
I plan on get a job is system controls and analysis. Later I'll hopefully get a job in project planning and design.
▶ e403c1 (21) No.58465>>58466
>>58464
>5 pills for 40$
i mean, you're only supposed to be taking them once every few weeks at best, sooo
sounds boring V:
my plan for moving to the mainland is write porn for money and do a shitty day job
though the latter would also be boring
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58466>>58467
>>58465
I'm not a fan of hallucinations. So, idk. I just heard people talk about them. Though, I always giggle when someone has a bad trip.
I heard that gay furry porn artist make like 50K a month on patreon…If you're willing to sell your soul to the furry god for money. I imagine you can make quite a bit of money.
▶ e403c1 (21) No.58467>>58468
>>58466
fenoxo makes a few dozen grand a month
i mean the most popular forms of smut (ie generic futashit) are pretty distasteful as is, so i don't mind getting a little bit more distasteful for a lot more money
when i get adhd meds i'll probably start writing my renpy porn game again
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58468>>58469
>>58467
Futa can go way to far.
like cock vore
But it really depends on how well you draw. I know that the guy that draws most of the art for hard blush makes quite a bit of money.
Then again Slugbox and Shadbase draw really iffy figures and make thousands of dollars too.
So…Be diverse?
▶ e403c1 (21) No.58469>>58470
>>58468
it's just, in general, you're not exactly doing god's work by writing a thousand 'guy meets girl, girl bends guy over desk and violently buttfucks him' scenarios
it's like, meh.
>draw
I WRITE!!!!!!!!!!
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58470>>58471
>>58469
You can draw letters and words.
The vanilla crowd is surprisingly niche.
I'm surprised not more people are out there wanting lusty consummational love.
▶ e403c1 (21) No.58471>>58472
>>58470
if it's vanilla there's probably a fuckton of shit written for them
i'd imagine that's the issue
also sorry, got distracted making food and my gfs wanted me to VC reeeee
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58472>>58473
>>58471
Well, you know the saying.
The cycle of porn may start off light; but it soon devolves into the territory of the deranged.
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58473>>58474
>>58472
Well, you are an professional at it.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58474>>58475
>>58473
Hardly.
I'm a vanilla porn connoisseur!
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58475>>58476
>>58474
I don't habeeb that.
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58477>>58478
>>58476
But how can I habeeb that?
Also time to play some R6S.
▶ e403c1 (21) No.58479>>58480
>gf made me read out the BEWBIES copy pasta over vc
w-wew
how you doing?
i feel kinda shitty, wanna go to bed asap
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58480>>58481
>>58479
Strange, but at least it's not cummies
▶ e403c1 (21) No.58481>>58482
>>58480
>cummies
what copy pasta would that be
do you know the pasta in question
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58482>>58483 >>58485
>>58481
>Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal… 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/3h75zh/daddies_cummies/
▶ e403c1 (21) No.58483>>58484
>>58482
oh right that one
blech
my other gf did ask me to say something along the lines of 'i love daddy's cum' or something :|
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58484>>58486
>>58483
If anything, THEY should be the one saying that tbh
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58485>>58488
>>58482
So this is what being a flaming homo is like….
▶ e403c1 (21) No.58486
>>58484
b-but anon we're both girls
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58487>>58494
>Steam anime has yuri now
Is PC master race now?
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58488>>58489
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>>58485
They actually aspire to that.
Also, I've been down the rabbit hole with mister Tranny Phantom.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58489>>58490
>>58488
There was some speculation that he had the tisms.
Though, his fetishes were just a bit to far out.
Remember, it's okay yo have fetishes. Just don't act on them.
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58490>>58491
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>>58489
He was a deranged lunatic that killed others and then himself for ghostpussy. Like wtf.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58491>>58493
>>58490
Depression?
People do weird things when they're depressed.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58492>>58494
>Steam sale on Thursday
Finally.
I thought it would never happen.
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58493
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>>58491
More than that. You have to see the whole thing, really.
Also check out https://kiwifarms.net/threads/randy-stair-andrew-blaze-egsworld-pioneersproductions.31437/ when you have the chance.
▶ e403c1 (21) No.58494>>58495
>>58487
>steam now has anime porn games
it's like a respectable businessman quitting his job to become a runaway clown
>>58492
>psn sale now but no more money
why
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58495>>58496 >>58497
>>58494
Not really a big fan of porn games.
Having to wait 15 minutes for a 3 minute moaning sequence is pants on head retarded.
Doujins are more instant gratification.
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58496
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>>58495
Just use CM3D2. You don't even have to play it as a serious game.
▶ e403c1 (21) No.58497>>58498
>>58495
idk they're ind of cringe usually
nowdays i just flirt with people when i need anything
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58498>>58499
▶ e403c1 (21) No.58499>>58500
>>58498
erp just makes me cringe
it's more like slutposting and light flirting :^)
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58500
>>58499
Sounds mild, maybe except for slutposting
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58503>>58504
>>58502
The only lie is the one you're telling yourself.
Wake up!
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58504>>58505
>>58503
I speaketh only to my heart.
Thus, I beget and belay my virtues to others~
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58505>>58508
>>58504
But the heart is a fickle thing, so don't go preaching yours so quickly to others.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58508>>58510 >>58512
>>58505
Only those willing to hear will hear.
Thunder takes time to reach the ears on the masses and does my message.
I have come to early!
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58510>>58511 >>58514
>>58506
Ello.
>>58507
DAS RIIITE
>>58508
Well, then you're preaching to nothing.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58511>>58513
>>58510
But my message will live for an eternity.
The halls shall echo.Yuri is the purest form of love.
▶ 5de66b (12) No.58512>>58515
>>58508
Fast comer? You should work on that.
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58514>>58516
>>58509
>>58510
I couldn't fall asleep.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58515>>58517
>>58512
It makes quickies less awkward!
>>58513
Yes, but riemu is a brillowpad.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58518>>58519
>>58517
Now, wouldn't he be a womanizer?
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58519>>58520
>>58518
Not really, these are just different theoreticals. We don't know other male characters generally, so it's good ole Rinno that sees most of the action.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58520>>58522
>>58519
There's males in the human village.
But, they're rarely talked about.
There was Miko…Who just to be a man.
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58521>>58523
>>58516
But I need to catch a train in a few hours.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58523>>58525
>>58521
A train to snoozeville?!
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58524>>58528
>>58522
Well, it is canon
Though, I wonder.
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58525>>58526
>>58523
No, I'm going to see friends in another city for 3~4 days.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58526>>58527
>>58525
By train?
Aren't you romantic.
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58527>>58529
>>58526
A lot cheaper than driving ~150 miles by car, you are aware that we have high prices for gasoline here?
The ticket was like 10$ anyhow.
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58528>>58530
>>58524
The original ghost pussy enthusiast
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58529>>58531
>>58527
Gas is only a dollar back home.
How much is gas there?
15 bucks?
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58530>>58532
>>58528
Explains why there are so many ghosts in gensokyo!!
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58531>>58533
>>58529
About 1,2-1,3€ a liter.
So a full refill would be around 48~78€ which translates to 52~85$
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58532>>58534
>>58530
Yeah, but if you end up as a hitodama… your prospects are worse. You'll basically be a spectral fleshlight.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58534>>58538
>>58532
Sounds…hot?
I wonder how it's used?
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58535>>58536
>>58533
Told you driving isn't too cheap here!
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58536>>58537
>>58535
But you have Russia right next to you!
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58537>>58539
>>58536
Like I will drive 250 miles to get some gasoline!
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58538>>58540
>>58534
Exactly how you'd "use" Youmu.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58539>>58541
>>58537
250 is a drop in the bucket!
1500 is the way to go!
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58540>>58544
>>58538
never liked her design.
Eat her?
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58541>>58542
>>58539
I will never drive that much for something.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58542>>58543
>>58541
Be a lorry driver!
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58544>>58547
>>58540
Well as far as the hitodama go, you just grab one and shove your pork sword down it. Much like you'd expect to do to Youmu's yurei.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58545>>58546
>>58543
Remember to down shift when going uphill and around corners.
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58546>>58548
>>58545
I don't think I'll ever drive anything bigger than a normal coupe/sedan.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58547>>58549
>>58544
Sounds rather…Uncomfortable.
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58549>>58550
>>58547
Thus why you wouldn't want to risk anything.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58550>>58551
>>58549
I totally would take Yuyuko out for dinner.
Maybe at an all you can eat buffet.
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58551
>>58550
I would too, mainly because she's quite womanly looking and overall loveable
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58554>>58557
>>58553
Speaking of scrubs.
Where is everyone?
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58555>>58556
>>58548
Anything bigger than that here is just pointless.
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58557>>58559
>>58554
Sleeping, most likely
It's real nigga hours though, so I'm up
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58558>>58560
>>58556
Vans, and you can hire people to do that.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58559>>58561 >>58562
>>58557
Sleep is gay though!
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58560>>58564
>>58558
Why hire when you can do it for free?
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58561>>58563
>>58559
Counterfeit and homosexual
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58562>>58565
>>58559
Call me a homo, then.
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58564>>58566
>>58560
But that isn't fully free, all the gas and your precious time which you could use napping!
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58566>>58571
>>58564
But the labor is free?
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58567>>58569
>>58563
That's called anesthetics
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58569>>58572
>>58567
Not a big fan personally.
Also, have a vid for you.
https://youtu.be/aeTJM-gHyD4
▶ d05dfd (42) No.58571>>58573 >>58574 >>58575
Going to be away for 3~4 days, bye.
>>58566
Why do it yourself though?
Anyhow see you.
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▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58575>>58577
>>58570
That's super homo.
>>58571
Bye SD, come back soon!
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58576>>58578
>>58572
Did you not like Kemeno friends?
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58578>>58579
>>58576
I got to like episode 4. It's was fairly okay, but nothing really amazing. That snake girl or whatever was really annoying.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58579>>58580
>>58578
Snake girl?
Which one?
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58580>>58581
>>58579
The one in the maze. I think they called it a "cryptid" or something, but I assumed it was a pit viper.
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58582>>58583
>>58581
Yeah, that's the one. The voice is like a sandpaper handjob.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58583>>58584
>>58582
Was your skin ripped?
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58584>>58586
>>58583
No physical damage, but it was an aural assault for sure.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58586>>58590
>>58584
The music does make it more entertaining…
https://youtu.be/21-xomLX4M8
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58588>>58589
>>58587
Quite poor!
I'll probably be off to bed soon.
You?
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58589>>58593
>>58588
Boo.
It was good.
I made a dent in Gal*gun and Lieats.
Hopefully everything will be better tomorrow.
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58590>>58591
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>>58586
I prefer the Nigerian Moaning Man
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58592>>58594
>>58591
Still better than the pit viper girl. The scarlet ibis bird girl was at least redeemable.
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58593>>58595
>>58589
I've been in a bit of a slump for the past few days, so who knows.
Good for you, making a dent on the backlog.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58594>>58596
>>58592
You will be cursed with a wife that sounds like pit viper girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D-CVQoElLE
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58595>>58597
>>58593
I can tell.
Yeah, I just need an internet connection worth a damn and all the free time in the world.
Then…I can finally finish it…
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58596>>58598
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>>58594
Jokes on you, she'll only be the vocalist to instrumental techno songs
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58597>>58599
>>58595
Is it really that obvious?
Backlogs are forever.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58598>>58600
>>58596
Nahto?
You didn't strike me as a nahto fan.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58599>>58602
>>58597
Yes.
Which is why I sometimes only post images at you.
Hmmm, I might move on the Tale of Heart R after Lieats…
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58600>>58601
>>58598
Dead Space is pretty good. I should make a bass boost of it.
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58602>>58603
>>58599
That makes enough sense to me. Sorry for being dense.
I've heard that's a good one, but I've only played Tales of the Abyss.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58603>>58604
>>58602
Fret not.
It doesn't bother me too much.
I've pretty good things about it. But, I've only played Tales of Symphonia and dropped it. It was waaaayyyyy to grindy.
How was Abyss?
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58604>>58605
>>58603
Good.
The characters carried the game for me, though.
The rest was only alright. Music was pretty good, if I'm remembering right.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58605>>58606
>>58604
Was it one of those games where you felt bad because you knew the ending was going to come?
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58606>>58607
>>58605
A little? Not nearly as much as others, though.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58607>>58609
>>58606
What were the others?!
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58608
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58609>>58610
>>58607
Now that I think about it, I can't really remember.
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58611>>58613
>>58610
I really can't.
It'll come to me eventually, I'm sure of it.
Is there any for you?
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58612>>58614
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58613>>58618
>>58611
Yes.
Ran-sama and Demon Gaze
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58614>>58615
>>58612
Dominated Dancehall a best.
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58615>>58616
>>58614
Aw yeeeah.
I used Audacity, though I'm sure FL Studio would be better since I could use Maximus. It turned out decent anyway.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58616>>58617
>>58615
Sounds decent.
It would probably sound better on Soundcloud.
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58617>>58619
>>58616
Shouldn't matter, I don't think Mixtape compresses files, and if it did, I doubt they are able to compress an OGG.
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58618>>58621
>>58613
Was demon gaze really that good?
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58620>>58622
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58621>>58623
>>58618
>>58618
Yes. It's one of my top five.
Most people's compliant was that it was too easy.
Personally, it was my first DRPG and I got my ass served until I found out that there were more slots for your party members.
There's also a bullshit difficulty spike about half way through the game and it took me about 137 tries before finally clearing it.
Soul Sacrifice is also up there~
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58622>>58626
>>58620
Have not a single clue about sound compression.
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58623>>58624
>>58621
Holy moly.
Not even I had that much trouble with the EO games.
Isn't that the monhun clone?
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58624>>58625
>>58623
>Soul Sacrifice
>Mon hun clone
I mean…Kind of…It's a hunting game and you have to grind. But outside of that not really.
Oh, in DT2 there was a banana midboss that took me 5 hours to defeat..
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58625>>58627
>>58624
That's just what I've heard of it being. Never actually played them.
The joke bosses are always the hardest.
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58626>>58628
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>>58622
Ah, I see.
For compression, if you must choose a lossy format, try to use OGGs. It won't work in WMP, but Winamp handles it fine.
For lossless, the obvious choice is FLAC.
The bass boost comes from a FLAC, which is good. The issue with lossy versions is that some part of the song (in terms of frequency) is cut out because the algorithm deems it as normally unhearable. UNLESS you attempt to amplify, then those "unhearable" parts would be significant to your hearing. But since they were cut out, you get a glitchy version of the audio.The attached video is what you "miss out" on when doing lossy formats.
Granted, unless you are using high quality headphones, it really won't matter unless you amplify the living crap out of the audio. (Note: amplify boosts the volume of the file itself, while adjusting the volume only boosts the energy of the output- adjusting your volume should not cause glitchiness)
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58627>>58630
>>58625
Well, he had a BS heal spell that he would cast every turn.
So in about 30 minutes in I got my Diva to silence him and used my witch to steal his mana.
He would still heal. So it light of that. I switched and made my diva to sing the melody of sp recovery and my witch to do fire spells.
After all that, I used my healer to silence him and I used special attacks on banana boss.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58628>>58629
>>58626
Ah, makes a bit more sense.
Although, I predict that you have an affinity for audio engineering.
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58629>>58631
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>>58628
I'm going into CS, since I'm decently well at it. I love doing stuff like storing two ints into a long, and generally other stuff that can be confusing. CS is all about using things that confuse the crap out of people (e.g. calling a function a "higher-order function"- they basically have the same meaning) to look smarter.
Signing off, here's a video I'm watching that's basically the CSI of speedrunners.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58631>>58632 >>58633
>>58630
So, what boss did you have troubles with?
God?
>>58629
night?
▶ fd9873 (59) No.58633>>58635 >>58636
>>58631
Yep, real nigga hours is officially over
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58636>>58637 >>58638
>>58634
I've only played a bit of 4 and SMT: If…
Minotaur man gave me a bit of trouble in 4.
>>58633
Night Sage.
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▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58638>>58639
>>58636
You didn't get to YHWH?!
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58641>>58642
>>58640
It's what I'm best at, you know.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58642>>58643
>>58641
Hmmm, I would say you're best at being kawaii desu
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58643>>58644
>>58642
Whatever you say, I guess.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58644>>58645
>>58643
Hmmm?
I guess?
I know so~
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58645>>58646
>>58644
You're off your rocker.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58646>>58647
>>58645
You caught me.
100% looney.
You'll have to keep me confined and away from others.
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58647>>58648
>>58646
Off to the home with you.
You'll no longer be a bad influence on anyone!
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58648>>58649
>>58647
I'll need a caretaker!
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58649>>58650
>>58648
We'll hold an interview and selection process to choose the proper person for the job, don't worry.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58650>>58651
>>58649
You're first interviewee.
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58651>>58652
>>58650
Wouldn't that be considered collusion, though?
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58652>>58653
>>58651
It's not a collusion if you're the Praetor.
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58654>>58655
>>58653
You must put on a dress and prance around
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58655>>58656
>>58654
I've failed the interview.
Next person!
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58656>>58657
>>58655
You get escorted out by two very strong men.
▶ 9918f3 (71) No.58657>>58658
>>58656
Hopefully the person you find is at least nice.
Either way, the men escort me straight to bed
Good night
▶ 7cb216 (190) No.58658>>58659
>>58657
Hopefully, I'll see you tomorrow?