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 No.6805

<Look at you cutie, you ended up here.

<Guess you'll have to make do. Have fun ❤

 No.6806

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 No.6808

Alignment: Lawful Evil

>Mindbreak - once broken in the girls become almost pathetically devoted, submissive, and loving waifus.

Location: Tatsunai

>The plan here is to eventually mindbreak the young princess, but that will take some work.

Race: Beastfolk, Minotaur

Class: Barbarian

>Insatiable Appetite: fits with the Minotaur, and could help streamline the mindbreaking process.

>Wild and Untamed: Aside from being fun it'll be useful, politically, to build up a nice, large, herd/harem before making a move on the Empress.

<8pts remaining

Perks: Amazonian

>I'll add the tonne of muscle mass, it's not only useful but kind of expected for a Barbarian and a Minotaur.

Brilliant

>While it may be less expected for my class/race I do like this particular subversion, and it should help with creating the herd.

Leader

>Barbarian tribe, they're camped out in the forest a few miles from town. A few hundred Minotaur Berserkers can be useful every now and then.

Packing

>2ft cock and bowling ball sized balls, the members of my new herd would expect nothing less from Daddy Bull.

<4pts remaining

Party: Ilmadia Zinfiel

>Hey, she wants to find strong non-elves to breed her.

Lilinera Zian

>A good 2IC, and she sounds absolutely adorable, particularly when she starts to feel the effects of masters approval & rewards.

Sister Nessnara

>A good healslut is always useful, and the social approval gained from her religious correction will be useful for a monstrous barbarian trying to subvert the social order of not-Japan.

Elyscia the Dragonslayer

>Granted she's going to be trouble pretty swiftly, I guess she thinks I can be redeemed (and fulfil her dreams of a perfect monogamous & submissive husbando). She's not likely to be disappointed for long, as she'll be the first to enjoy the wonderful experience of being broken in for the herd.

<0pts remaining

Deity: Beelzebub

>It's kind of the direction this has been headed in from the start.

If the social subversion plan doesn't play out there's always the barbarian invasion as a plan B, particularly as by then I should have a few mindbroken & pregnant noble wives & daughters to help the local lords realise it wasn't in their best interests to oppose the new Barbarian Emperor.


 No.6809

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>>6805

That's "A Pimp Named Cardin," OP.


 No.6810

>alignment

rescue romance

>starting location

Fordton

>race

human

>class

fighter

>perks

brilliant

mentor

smooth (-3)

>party

Elyscia

Nessnara

Emeline

Mitsuyo (-4)


 No.6811

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>>6805

>Alignment

Lawful Good. I seek Waifus!

>Location

Tatsunai. Sailed west and eventually washed up in the east with nothing but my axe and superior pecks.

It is a pretty good set it, alot of people pick it.

>Race

Angel-kin, Valkyrie. Ma fell for a human. Don't have the wings but people who stare at my immaculate jawline for too long notice the white nimbus around my head.

>Class

Barbariön

Insatiable: I will go forth and find as many waifus as possible, marry them and then procreate with offspring.

People's ways: As one of the only kind from the West, I tap into my base desires to see half breed sons and daughters spreading throughout the land.

Untamed: When the Damiyo's daughters hear tales of that black haired muscle bound warrior, they'll grow curious. Then one of the daughters I've beaten in battle will see one of her sisters in passing and tell her of what happened after she was captured. Naturally, through such sessions I'll convince her of the evil her father has brought to the land and that she can be redeemed.

>7 points

>Perks:

Amazonian: Naturally.

Brilliant: The cold, northern winters have made me grizzled but it's also left me with knowledge of survival, sailing across the ocean left me with enough skill to build a small boat and I can survive relativity well in combat.

Leader: If I'm going to help the princess, being able to command forces in battle is essential. I'll gather other foreigners and skilled ronin and wanderers and forge them into an army. Or at least pay them well enough to do a good job.

>4 points

>Drawbacks

Wanted: Naturally the Damiyo and his daughters would set a bounty on me and the princess. So we'd have to stick to friends and others who would help.

>5 Points.

>Party

Elyscia: Another traveller from another land like me, she'd see the princess's cause as just and hence want to join the party. She'd make a good advisory when it comes to battle.

Nessnara: While lewd, once she sees the other women traveling with me… She won't touch the princess, daimoy's daughters though…

Zena: Might be somehow related to how my ship sank off the coast, she'd probably be able to help us get around by traveling via the coast instead of the main roads. Helping the princess might be something she could find fulfilling.

Emeline: A foreign traveler, having a mage in the group could shield us so we could move around quietly. That and I think Zena might be interested in that treasure map.

Lilinera: Someone I can trust in the group to carry out orders effectively would be a good thing. I'd be sure to give her plenty of headpats when she does a good job.

>Diety

Dolfraeg: My bloodline shall grow in this new land.

I will take down and "persuade" the daughters to see their father was wrong, restore the princess to her throne and host a lavish shinto ceremony for all my new wives. Give a generation and my children shall go far and wide.


 No.6812

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>>6811

Bring it on Angel Boy. The waifus are mine.


 No.6833

>>6805

neutral good (getting love from good actions)

khem-nefer

i would be an angel-kin pure

*class:

paladin of vestele:

-holy vow (i can't fuck unatractive people even if i am raped)

-divine chastity (i can place a chastity on willing people to increase their next orgasm + i can put it on myself to avoid being raped)

-inquisitor

barbarian

-wild and untamed

perks:

-multiclass

-amazonian

-brilliant

-guild

drawbacks:

-hyperfertile

-addiction sex

-blackmailed (the secret is my addiction to sex)

-suitor (the sexy high elf who blackmail me)

-phobia (fear of my secret being discovered)

party:

-Ilmadia Zinfiel

-Sister Nessnara

-Mitsuyo Kuroki

-Emeline

-Elyscia the Dragonslayer


 No.6839

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>>6805

Lawful Neutral

Al Daima

Valkyrie

Paladin of Vestele

All perks -3

Multi-Class -3

Priest of Vestele

All perks -3

Brilliant -1

Addiction to sex +1

Hyperfertile +1

Obsessed Suitor +1

Young +1

Multi-class -3

Mage

Hypnosis Master -1

I'm a little angel princess (male)

I'll mind control a suitable adult and get them to agree (contract) to be my loyal slave, and front-man.

I'll use the slave market to amass an army of loyal slaves/zealots who meet my specifications, declare myself the chosen messiah of Vestele and then go on to world conquest of course.

ht tps://ste emit.com/@vox xe


 No.6844

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>>6805

Brothel and Bars Cyoa 2

Lawful Evil

Crashing this world with no survivors

Race

Wild Orc challenge

It's going to be a nightmare building a kingdom as an orc, I'll try my best. Being an ugly pig man sounds cool too but i'll be more humanoid

Starting Location

Blackshire

Like my rival in Fordton my goal is to become the new dark lord and rule the world. I start here in Blackshire to recruit monsters for my army.

Drawbacks

Unlucky

This causes sexy accidents.

>happening upon a tribe of bathing amazons

I call that my seventh sense.

Slave

I spent most of my childhood as a slave worker in the Damholt's labor camp. I didn't choose young because I don't want to burn out when I reach adulthood.

Obsessed suitor

Sapriina Serpentis the dark elf warlord of >>2865 saw my wanted posters and became utterly obsessed with me. Her alignment in this world is chaotic good and she will grant me anything my heart desires if I fall for her quest ending temptations. You want to be my loving wife and bear many of my children? BEGONE THOT

Blackmailed

I'd play along with her little game to milk information from her. Being blackmailed would be a problem if I couldn't mind break people.

>Go ahead and tell the cops that won't unrape you

My secret is I kiss and hold hands with my slaves.

Wanted

I am one of the key figures of a major slave rebellion.

Classes

Warlock + transformation and summon is an interesting choice but I can break wild demons without using shitty contracts and anyone can transform their body with potions that have no side effects.

Barbarian

Insatiable appetite

Wild and untamed

Multiclass - Fighter

Monster layer

Lady's favor

Multiclass - Mage

No perks

Perks

Brilliant

I am skilled in fighting, strategy, and arcane magic.

Amazonian

I've done grunt work for most of my childhood.

Leader

Thanks to my efforts during a slave rebellion my fellow slaves mostly orcs decided to follow me.

Party

Richter the Green

Merc friend could land us a few jobs if we're running low on cash.

Emeline

One of our jobs is protecting this elf slut who happens to have a map to some treasure that I want.


 No.6845

>>6844

I'd get with Sapriina when I completed my quests though


 No.6850

>>6805

>True neutral

This is much less actual character alignment and more of a passive ability that affects the world around you. My character will still act largely lawful good, but it's just going to be following the porn logic rules

>Al Daima

It was tempting to take Fordton for the huge epic battle, but I can't pass up an opportunity to get me some monstergirl action, and taking down a slaver empire while I'm at it isn't bad either

>Pure angel

I was going to be paladin valkyrie, but paladins don't actually look fun here, so I'm gonna say fuck it and enjoy my wings

>Priest with all perks (7 points left)

Everything here sounds amazing. When I'm done taking down the slave ring can I go fight the evil queen as a missionary? I'll pick my deity later

>Multiclass fighter with Monster Layer (3)

The fighter-priest combination gets me more or less the paladin feel I was looking for, but without the fetish for rules. Monster layer because you always gotta save the dragon

>Amazonian (2)

Lithe and fast, putting my wings to work for quick bursts of speed

>Smooth (1)

Primary class: priest. Secondary: fighter. Tertiary: Diplomancer

>Phobia (2)

Spiders. Holy shit fuck spiders. It should be noted that this only partially carries over to spidergirls. More traditional driders like Rachnera can be dealt with, but tarantula girls are out of luck

>Young (3)

THE BE/SS/T

>Elyscia (2)

A lovely lady to charge into battle alongside

>Phillip (1)

Seems like one helluva bro, and his skills are relevant to the specific mission we're on

>Ilmadia (0)

Believe it or not, this is actually more to have a caster/ranged unit in the party, rather than just for the elf sex. That's just a bonus

<Devoted to Lorall, CG goddess of discovery

The perfect blend of having fun and getting shit done, even if the boon isn't quite as powerful as some of the others


 No.6855

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>>6805

>Alignment

Lawful Good

>Starting Location

Khem-nefer, Exploring the ruins for myself no need to return a relic to the queen.

>Race

Female Angel-kin, The mortal parent was a Draenei.

>Class +10

Druid, Plant Whisperer

Mage, Sexual Alchemist

Martial Artist, Cherished Rivals

Ninja, Shadow Clones

>Perks

Brilliant

Guileful

Noble

Mentor, All are female, i'll train hard and become a legend!

-9 Multi-Class

>Drawbacks +7

+1 Young, 104cm 4yr

+1 Phobia, Returning to Earth within the timeline i left.

+1 Wanted

+1 Obsessed Suitor, Seems related to my wanted status.

+1 Unlucky

+1 Tragic Romances, With my Alignment this is will be balanced in the end if a true love scenario happens.

+1 Addiction, Drugs i keep trying to perfect cultivation pills to become the next immortal.

Enjoy the show Gods!


 No.6856

>>6855

Female Pure Angel-kin

Forgot to add that.


 No.6858

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>>6805

Alignment

Chaotic Neutral

Starting Location

Blackshire

Race

High Elf

Classes

Mage, Priest, Warlock

Abilities

[-1] Mage: Hypnosis Master

[-1] Priest: Healing Hands

[-1] Warlock: Servitor Familiars

Perks

[-1] Brilliant

[-1] Mentor (Female, Angel-Kin, Pure)

[-6] Multi-Class x2

[-1] Smooth

Drawbacks

[+1] Obsessed Suitor

[+1] Young

Party

None

Deity

Kaliya, Goddess of Crime and Secrets

Summary

Hypnosis master takes care of my immediate needs and lets me live without having to worry about money. I'll never have to sleep on the streets when I can mind control the innkeeper. I'll never go hungry when I can mind control the food vendor. If I want money I can mind control a noble and have them give me a portion of their wealth. That would let me settle down in a large house of my own, and that's my ultimate goal.

I chose Blackshire as my starting location because I intend to make a deal with the vampires to turn me into a vampire. Having to avoid the sun is a small price to pay for immortality. The combination of my warlock and priest abilities let me summon angels. I'll gladly rail my mentors to learn more abilities. I'll do the mage one first to quickly learn the sexual alchemist ability. It shouldn't take me long to learn all of the abilities from my mentors, since I took the brilliant perk.

My end game is to enjoy an immortal life in a large house that is filled with beautiful angelic maids who tend to my needs. I'll open a store and use it as a front for all of the wealth I have been stealing from people. I'll dabble in alchemy and have my angelic maids sell my alchemical products. The smooth perk will have those angels hopping on my dick and all of the magical enhancements that the warlock and mage class bring to the table will ensure they enjoy every minute of it. I chose Kaliya as my deity because she is unlikely to be offended by my frequent acts of thievery, so my priestly powers will not be revoked - keeping those angelic waifus is important. Any injuries that I or my angel waifus sustain can be healed by our powers and/or natural regeneration.

Kaliya's blessing combined with my alignment power will help me get away with all of this shit without consequence.


 No.6866

<alignment

Chaotic Neutral. I intend to be the tomboy loli scamp.

<starting location

Bleakridge. As long as I pay my tithe to the Thieves' Guild and keep my head down, I'll be fine. Picking pockets is a fine profession for the lovable scamp, and maybe some rich suckers will take pity on me and spring for a meal.

<race

Draenei. Because human is boring.

<drawbacks

Young. Can't be the tomboy loli without youth.

<perks

Multi-class, druid and rogue. Getting out of shit will be a necessary life skill in Bleakridge. Halfbreed, half human, half Draenei. Helps me fit in better. Amazonian, I will stay lean and petite, but become very athletic as I grow. Brilliant, Smooth, and Guileful will also come in handy in the wicked city.

<class

From Druid I'll take Shapeshifter, and from Rogue I'll take Escape Artist and Stalker. I ain't into being locked up and sold, nobody pimps me but me.


 No.6962

Lawful-Good Female Valkyrie-Cambion Paladin-Ranger of Masculinius

Class Perks: Beast Master, Catch 'em All, Survival of the Fittest

Perks: Brilliant, Guileful, Halfbreed, Leader (unofficially), Multi-class

Downsides: Addiction (being touched), Slave (Church of Masculinius), Young

Been property of the Church of Masculinius as long as I can remember. Rumor is I was sent there out of the fear I'd have incredible power and go down a very dark path if not taught submission and fealty.

I would always go with the young male church acolytes on adventures. That might not have been so bad by itself, but due to my power I was clearly the leader of the group. That finally ended when the second strongest and my most trusted lieutenant hit puberty. Ever since he has been the official leader, but we all know I'd still win in a real fight.

That is how I became a rare battleslut of the Church of Masculinius. Already more than a match for most adults, I can capture evil women to be properly tamed and summon animal friends in a fight. Ironically as a slave of the church I have helped rescue Masculiniust men Feministra's followers have captured and mindbroken. Resistance to Feministra's power against men was a major factor in the church allowing me become a formal paladin.

Mission: Damholt

The Queen and her lover must be stopped and forced to see the light of God in our blessed training kennels. Her rise to power is not only evil and unholy, but she has attacked the Barbarian Monks of the Impeccable Pecs. They spend far too much time greasing their bodies and flexing majestically, but their training tips have been invaluable to the men of Masculinius.

Party

Male Human Paladin: Ever since taming me he has been a legend among his peers. I think he loves me, but that doesn't stop him from using me to get free stuff.

Wood Elf Barbarian of the Impeccable Pecs: Very strong, but I don't like the way he looks at Master.

Lilinera Xian: I have to call all men "Master" so conversations between us can be very strange.


 No.6977

>Lawful Good

Because love really does conquer all.

>Al Daima

If there's one thing I hate more than a lack of monster girls, it's slaving. I'll kick ass until the monstrous pussy flows, and the freedom rings.

>Orc -> Ogre

Bring me unbroken bones, so that I may find other adjectives to apply to them.

>Fighter

Honestly, I'm mostly here to fight. Fighting rules.

>Chainmail Bikinis

More often than not in fights, speed determines the winner. So I'll keep my agility, thanks.

>Monster Layer

I'm mostly here to fight. 'Mostly' because I'm also here to make monstergirls cum.

>Amazonian

Min-maxing is fun, dammit.

>Brilliant

Being stupid sucks. I'll be the one ogre who understands calculus.

>Half-Breed

I'll take Beastfolk -> Lizardfolk, please. Double down on the green. Also: claws. That synergizes well with ogre strength.

That's five points used so far, so I have five left.

>Multi-Class

Martial Artist. What's better than a fighter? One who can keep kicking ass when his weapon gets thrown waaaaaaaay across the room. Especially with those lizard claws. Also ki blasts and shit fuck yeah.

>Empowering Yoga

When I find that person to love, we'll be unstoppable by way of fucking like rabbits.

>Leader

Let's say I lead a school of martial arts.

>Hollia, Goddess of Love

I won't exactly be an active church-goer, but a deity who cherishes love is one I'll have some connection with anyway.

So I guess I'm a hulking green facebreaker, leading a school of martial artists into a fight against slavers, with hopes to build a place where monster and non-monster races can intermingle, and also find my soul mate. And once I do, oh man, we're gonna be unbeatable together.

This is gonna be cool as hell.


 No.7110

>>6839

>image

Not flat cheated

Sad


 No.7196

>Alignment: CG

With the party members I want, this is the most convenient alignment. Plus, it's fairly close to what I already am. LE would be my second choice because muh bondage and slave training. In practice it probably becomes more indentured servitude though.

>Starting location: Al Daima

Disregard faggot, acquire fortress and attempt to launch my own kingdom based on ethical slavery. With beasts and bondage.

>Race: Human

Not terribly relevant for long, but familiar starting point.

>Class: Mage

You can never go wrong with magic.

Perks

>Monsterboy(Dragon) -1

Probably not as good as a true monster, but I get a lot more associates this way. I imagine the statistical bonuses are halfway between human and dragon somewhere. Also, bitches love the dragon dick.

>MulticlassI(Fighter) -3

You can't go wrong with becoming a gish. Classical balance of sword and sorcery and reinforces overwhelming power a D&D dragon has.

>Sexual Alchemist -1

Gotta start somewhere, and trading this stuff around can make a great financial base.

>Lady's Favor + Monster Layer -1, -1

Practically invaluable in a land infested with monster girls. If they have their own form of civilization, it's a fantastic way to take over. Or at least their slaver groups.

>Brilliant -1

Int goes a long way and will practically be a necessity once the Sultan decides he doesn't like me anymore.

>Smooth -1

Also good for smoothing things out with the local girls, and my party.

Party Members

>Ouin -1

The backing of a small kingdom is nothing to sneeze at down the line, especially if I hook him up with a qt monster girl leader that he likes.

>Rance Richter -1

My best bro.

>Lilinera Xian -1

Everyone man needs a devoted qt.


 No.7554

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>Alignment: Chaotic Neutral.

I was torn between this and Neutral Evil, but it works better with the other stuff I'm planning

>Start:Al Daima

First of all, stealing the sultan's harem sounds like too much fun and my alignment would help me with that. The high monstergirl population is perfect for my class combo too.

>Race: Demonspawn-Cambion(halfbreed with Minotaur)

The halfbreed description says I get the benefits from both, so I assume I get to look kinda human(though my horns would be bigger I suppose) while having the strength of the minotaur race, seems like a win-win.

>Class: Fighter+Lady's Favor+Monster Layer(Multiclass into Warlock+Transformative Curses)

Slaying monstergirls adds them to my party, and there's a lot of them around so building a balanced band won't be so hard. Transformative curses from warlock would let me de-monster them a bit if I wanted to, which would be nice since bug and spider monstergirls can get the fuck out.

>Perks: Noble, Amazonian, Halfbreed(Minotaur), Warlock(+Transformative Curses).

Noble is pretty good overall and gives me easier access to the sultan, Amazonian for the retard strength with minotaur subrace.

>Companions:Lilinera Xian

Always willing to obey? Too good to pass up. I've only picked one because I can get a ton of people with the monster girl tamer perk.


 No.7555

If OP was the one who made it, add a perk that lets you get a goddess bonus for (1), and one thatr removes the drawback from said bonus for another (1).

Add more perks overall if you can, can't hurt.


 No.7556

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I was expecting a boring sex romp. What I got was a crazy fun sex romp.

Fuck yeah.

Suggestion on how to improve the Deities section:

All classes can benefit from the Deities' powers. However, in order to gain access to the Boon, they need to dedicate themselves to the Vow.

That's how I'm playing mine out and I think it's much more interesting than the current "only two classes are allowed to play in this section and only one of those classes gets anything good out of it".


 No.7968

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Bumping the fuck out of this because it's godlike.


 No.7974

Dice rollRolled 6 (1d6)

>True Neutral

>Khem-nefer

>Human + Beastfolk*, dice roll is species, (Cat=1 to Wolf=6)

>Mage - Hypnosis Master, Illusionary Glamor

>Dark Knight** - Holy Vow

>Amazonian, Brilliant, Guileful, Halfbreed*, Multiclass**

>no companions; work a quiet, low-profile job for food money and spend free time at home reading and being absolutely non-descript outside of unusual mixed features that keeps most people away

>Sariana: Boon/Vow active

A lewd semi-comedy that tends toward a Postal-style chain of events. Every episode has our protagonist just going about a banal, boring existence with a tired, deadpan expression and doing things like weeding the garden or picking something up at the store, but results in things breaking down. The neighbors start up a loud orgy that makes it very difficult to concentrate on picking dandelions out of the tomato patch. The clerk and a customer start furiously fucking while protag is next in line, making it difficult to pay for the supplies. Popping by the tavern for a pint leaves the normal ambiance of the bar shattered and people start going at it on the tables. Visits to the local playhouse result in mass orgies. And our protagonist just sits there, looking weary with the world since the entire goal was to just enjoy a normal quiet day and now the entire city district is shut down for the day since the roads are packed with people getting it on in every way imaginable after a trip to pick up milk.

Any time someone comes attempts to drag our protagonist in, those Mage abilities kick in allowing for a quick Nope-out. No one else links any of this to the weird-looking shut-in and just brushes it off as a loss of self-control, a weird one-off occurrence or a freak accident. Series finale has the entire kingdom shut down for a month. "I just wanted to pick up some fucking eggs." *laughtrack*


 No.7975

>>6805

>Alignment

Lawful good

>Location

Fordton

>Race

Human master race

>Class

Druid with all perks

>Perks

Brilliant

Leader

Mentor

Noble

Packing

Smooth

>Companion

Elyscia the dragonslayer.

>Deity

Dolfraeg

I'm the leader of a medium sized mage's guild. First thing's first, I'll have me and my group accept a few contracts that can earn us some serious cash. I'll horde the money until I can purchase a sizable chunk of land that I'll build our headquarters at. On one of the quests I meet Elyscia and we hit it off (she is my soul mate after all) and we got married before fucking for 2 weeks straight until she got preggers. We'll keep adventuring together and stockpiling items (weapons, armor, arrows, potions, etc.) until she gets too pregnant too and stays at the guild hall to look over things instead.

I'll buy more and more of the surrounding land as I grow my guild and my family. I'll turn my guild hall into a city state over time. planting farms, building walls, etc. Of course the actual governmental officials will be concerned but will most likely focus more on the impending orc army.

Once the orcish horde arrives Me and my guild will rally together with the local government to defeat them in glorious combat. When they are beaten I will IMMEDIATELY go to war with the local government, taking control of the region for myself.

If I'm lucky I'll retire around 50ish years of age with my own small nation, a legion of loyal followers, a hot wife, and 10ish kids.


 No.7976

Dice rollRolled 4 (1d6)

>>7974

>6

Looks like we get a half-wolf getting harangued every time they leave the house. PS: Would you watch it?


 No.7998

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>>7974

>Every episode has our protagonist just going about a banal, boring existence

>>7976

If I take that tired, deadpan expression off, will he die?


 No.8005

>>7998

>greentext

Don't forget, there's a fuckton of sex going on. Something as simple as a trip to the market would be stretched to fit a whole episode and there would be plenty of unavoidable close-ups of what's going on and learning who's who around town and their daily lives. Maybe the weary outlook coming off will be part of a character arc near the end. Or maybe he'll die. Who knows?! Tune in tomorrow night for the pilot episode of the all-new series: "I Didn't Even Want This, What The Fuck, I Thought You Said I Could Go Back If I Wanted. What Do You Mean You Want a Title From Me? What Is Even Happening?"!


 No.8006

>>8005

I guess you could say the joke was banal?


 No.8017

>>8006

>the two were connected

>atlastIfinallysee.jpg

The finale MAY be extremely painful for the big guy. Not for you, though.




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