First i'd try to find a way out. Wizards usually suffer from some form of madness and I think his actual prank is turning me into a monster for his dungeon. If I can't find a way out I might as well enjoy my time here.
>Cuddle with the dragon for a few hours listening to the skeleton and slime tell stories
>Play card games until tired of being sent to the shadow realm
>Cuddle* with the Kobold underneath the griffon for the rest of the night
*Cuddling isn't the only thing i'm doing