/cyoa/ - Choose Your Own Adventure

Regal cookie, I will be the leader.

>desserts

Followed by red bean soup and custard tart, one for power and protection, the other for comfort and convenience

>trinkets

Old military cap and bent spoon. Conquer the world and invincible to assassination attempts.

>companion

Hu, she seems to be my type

>payment

Separation. I've been single my entire life, I can wait a year more.

Fortune cookie:

Ginger - free room and board, no doors to bar me, I'll go everywhere, and anywhere, I want

Dessert:

Red Bean Soup - telekinesis, "Size matters not"

Almond Biscuit - near invincibility, sounds good

Trinkets:

Old Military Cap - respect, although I already have my own, US army

Chop Stick - float like butterfly, sting like a bee

Date:

Hou - I'll let her pick her own name, after all it will be her's for the rest of her life

Payment:

Broke - I'm already broke so I can handle another year with no money, plus I get free food and shelter so it's all good

>>4271

>Waffel fortune cookie

Life without struggles is too damn boring. But this one definetely will be fun.

>Deserts

>Red Bean Soup

>Tangyuan

Too hax for me. I don't think I will ever want to use it, but I'll train these powers in free time anyway, just for fun.

>Trinkets

>Jade Ring

The only item here that is not hax and is interesting. If I won't tire myself when thinking in slow motion, then that will be ultra awesome, as I could make more actions per day now that thinking about random stuff would not take my time.

>Chopsticks

The second least hax and most interesting. Too bad that turning trinkets' passive powers on/off is a very weird action (throw it off, stick your hand in pocket later).

>Taking a girl

Eh, making an alternate option instead of this one would be great. Not everyone wants to pick a companion, anyway.

>Hou

She seems to have an interesting personality, and is quite useful in any place or setting. And thinking about getting my ass beaten in a sparring by such a beautiful woman just sends shivers down my spine. Still, I gotta keep an eye on her so she won't get hurt. I definetely could manage this with dessert powers. And I will ask her to choose herself a proper name.

>the price

Well, that's quite obvious. I choose amnesia. Not that I will need my memory in a new world.

>Cookie

Waffel Fortune Cookie

>Desserts

Grass Jelly

Custard Tart

>Items

Old Military Cap

Jade Ring

>Girl

Shu

>Cost

Mute

Living a life in a fantasy world with my cute mouse girl able to transform into other people for various ends, open a portal to whatever i desire learning magic is only a step away. Taking the hat and ring will help me overcome any difficulty. Being mute is no issue at all, cheap for a comfy life.

Great CYOA. Really, it's fun!

I will have the regal fortune cookie. With the bent spoon, I can overthrow governments and not have to worry about getting killed. Combined with the red bean soup, and I'm inevitably going to be considered some superhuman with a form of mind control. The power of persuasion is underrated.

Niu, the Ox, seems like a lot of fun. It's my Chinese Astrological Sign, anyway.

I will take the downside of shunned, which thanks to my massive persuasion skills will cancel it out.

Seriously, read Scott Adams blog sometime.

>Fortune Cookie

Regular fortune cookie: I am a simple man with simple aspirations, anything to make things even easier is A-OK.

>Dessert

Tangyuan: I like a stiff breeze every now and then, even better if I can use my powers to influence the weather.

>Trinkets

Lucky Charm and Jade Ring: being calm and having advanced warning about stupid decisions seems to gel with my simple lifestyle.

>Dining Partner

Ji: I already live out in the country and am an early riser. Fuck Roosters though, they crow whenever they feel like it and keep you awake.

>payment

Mute: I already am a quiet person, and one year is not a big sacrifice of speech.

Wait a second. Does Broke with Ginger Cookie means I won't get free food and place to live? It does say only enough to survive.

So, the terrible price is not being able to afford vidjagaymes for a year?

>Waffle Fortune Cookie

A life with adventure and risk sounds better than a life without either.

>Custard Tart

If things got really dire, I'd use the pocket dimension to rest. Otherwise, I'd try not to rely on it too much.

>Jade Ring

I tend to act before I think so something like this might help me learn to be less rash.

>Long

I picked Long mostly because she has big boobs, but having someone to have long conversations with is a plus, too.

>Mute

I don't think being mute would be much of a problem because I could always buy a notebook and write down whatever I wanted to say or learn sign language.

Hmm this is a rather interesting CYOA; quite different than others I've read, I like it. Puts me into a rather unique mood.

Cookie: Gingerbread.

I've never traveled much before but I love the outdoors, it's just the logistics that make me nervous about the idea. So knowing that no matter where I go there'll be somewhere safe to sleep, and food and drink to keep my belly full sounds amazing. The 'all access' side of it got me thinking about something else I could do while I was travelling to which leads to…

Desserts & Trinkets:

Taking the option here to trade a trinket and dessert in for another cookie I take the Regal cookie. With the combination of the two cookies I can go anywhere safely, and then share what I learn with the world. The plan would be to become the ultimate whistleblower, I'm not normally so altruistic with my CYOA choices, but something about this one got me in the mood for it, especially when I read the other options of this CYOA, such as…

Dessert 2: Grass Jelly.

I'm normally a sucker for pocket dimensions and the like, but since I'm going to be a whistleblower at least part-time I'm likely going to make some enemies… unless I'm not wearing my own face when I make the announcements. The Jelly allows me to create a whistleblower 'persona' to earn all that hate instead of the real me. Plus I'm also a sucker for shapeshifting :p

Trinket 2: Lucky Charm Bracelet.

Much as the above, knowing when I'm about to get myself in trouble, or when someone's out gunning for me will help keep me safe. The Bent Spoon would also work too, but I can be pretty clumsy, so I think the bracelet works better :p

Companion: Hou

This was a tough one, there are a lot of very cute, sweet girls here, Shu is just adorable and if I'd gone for my typical comfy/selfish build then I'd love nothing more than to scoop her up and cuddle and protect her but… the heroic 'try to make the world a better place' build I'm going for would not suit her at all. Hu is an adorable Tsundere, and I love those, Tu is adorable and snuggly, but Hou is not only super cute, but also would be a genuine partner on this journey of exploration and world-improvement and I suspect help keep me on the right path, and become a better person.

Price: Blind

As for the price… there's a few that could have worked, shunned I know I'd hate to lose my family, even if they can be frustrating at times… HOmeless, Amnesia and Forgotten could all work too but… I think having to rely on Hou for a year would help humble me and get me in the right mindset before we went out on our journey, not to mention getting to know each other better. Blindness has always felt like one of the worst loss of senses to me but… knowing it was temporary and that I had Hou there would make it bearable :)

>>4271

Ginger and waffle fortune cookies

I can travel between this Earth and Triforge somehow, maybe through portals or plains shifting. I am really interested in the world of Triforge because this world may grant me immortality.

Desserts and Trinkets

Tanguan

Gives me mastery over the elements without magic or no drawbacks.

Lucky Bracelet

Companions

I'm fine eating alone.

If I had to choose one i'd pick the horse or pig

>and call her DICKS

Out of all the companions I am really interested in this horse. The only problem I have with her is her strong sense of justice and dislike of rain. Also I don't think i'm the nobel man of honor she thinks I am. As for the pig she's a shitposting NEET bro that makes some good food. I'm not sure how I feel about not eating pork again though.

Curse

I don't have a partner :D

>You need a partner

Wring my neck right now old man

Separated or broke

For separated i'm like Samurai Jack and she's Ashi.

For broke we just have to get good at bartering.

>Poor farmer: For saving the us from the bandits you are always welcome in our village and please take these rare waystones as a reward.

>>4271

>Waffel fortune cookie

ADVENTURE

>Almond Biscuit

I actually don't really like almonds, but I had to take this due to how much it synergizes with…

>Jade ring

Almond biscuit makes me invincible while calm, and the jade ring makes me always calm. Therefore, I am always invincible

>Tangyuan

I am also now the avatar

>Chopsticks

I debated going for second fortune instead of taking this and the elemental magic, but decided I liked being a master bender better than the diplomancy that the regal cookie would give me. The chopsticks was my favorite of what was left of the passives

>She (lamia)

There were a couple tempting ones, but it's hard to turn down a sexy snek. She seems like she'll be fun to adventure with, though I'll have to teach her how to have fun while being lawful good… I have to name her? Then how about… Shantae. Yeah, after the genie. It's a nice, exotic sounding name that I already associate with flowy clothes and dancing

<Amnesia

I don't think I can pick shunned since I doubt my friends and family will be following me to Triforge, therefore the cost would've been negated. The combination of waffle cookie with amnesia is probably best suited for Ma, since she can carry you (literally) around her homeland, but hey, this way I'll be like a final fantasy character… Shantae is going to take advantage of me not having memories and get me to steal shit, isn't she? Fuck… oh well.

Good cyoa, pretty unique and I had fun with it

>>6892

actually I do want the horse. I want to be there when she turns into a villain and she does seem like the type to turn into one

Golden Fortune Cookie - Custard Tart, Tangyuan, Jade Ring, Bent Spoon Niú, Sick(partner)

Just the best stuff for a comfortable. Make my partner sick then leave her be because THESE WAIFUS ARE ALL SHIT

>>4271

>Ginger cookie

>Tangyuan and Lucky Charm Bracelet

>Take a second cookie, the Regal one

>Gou because she is a good girl

>Homeless because Regal makes me the greatest beggar to ever live, and Ginger means I can always find a place to hang a lean-to

>>4271

Waffle cookie

Grass Jelly

Custard Tart

Jade Ring

Chopsticks

Hou

Forgotten

Waffle cookie offers the vaguest promise of immortality, so that's what I'm going for. No one quite like sun wukong to help me do it either. It's not just that though, she's still the most interesting of the choices and if not most compatible, one of the least conflicting. Since I'll be gone from this world anyway, Forgotten is hardly a price at all. I'd consider Mute as an interesting but manageable option if I couldn't use Forgotten for some reason.