/cyoa/ - Choose Your Own Adventure

>>3897

I am ashamed for my bad formatting

This CYOA is unfairly biased towards rape. Rape rewards are consistently higher. As much as I love a good rape, I'm in it primarily for the killing.

Full Nordic Viking

Muscle - 11 points

Flame and Thunder - 9 points

Full-Body Beard - 7 points

Big Jumps - 6

Might Rating 6 - 0

Beard - 5 points + 1 from Full Body

Flagellation - 4 points

Facial Warmth - 3 points

Bushiness 3 - 0 points

Rape - 2 points

Freya

In the end I have

Might rating 1 starting + 6 spent directly + 3 from flagellation + 2 from Freya = 12 MR

Beard Bushiness 3 spent directly = 3 SR

Rape points 2 from innate rape points = 2 RT

I have: Fire attack, Lightning attack, Lightning resist, Jump, Swimming, Cold Resistance.

Missions: Elf Forest, I get both Pillage and Rape, 90 points

Giant Mountains, only base reward, 170 points

Convention Center, only base reward, 240 points

And I go Home, for 200 points.

So basically, I get to slaughter and rape elves, murder fuckhueg giants, and go nuts at convention centers, with Freya to rape when I fight faggots or giants. And then I get to go home. Fucking sweet, if you ask me. Shame I don't get to keep my wife if I go home, but whatever, I will still have 10 MR, which should be enough to beat the everloving shit out of people in underground fighting clubs.

>Redhead Halfblood Viking:

>Muscle: Well Oiled, Bellow Lungs, Throw Axes, Might +2

>Beard: Mead Soaked, Flagellation

>Rape: Freya, Gryten, Sigrid

Might:8 Bushy:2 Rape:7

>Missions: Ithica, Atlantis, Hell

>Reward: Get 10 points somehow and get anywhere Pòkemon World

>>9013

i rape u kid

>>9015

Too bad, I open my third eye and unleash my new form, which sheds off my upgrades to grant me bonuses

>Redhead Halfblood(Overload)

>Muscle: 8 Might Rating

>Beard: Lubed, Bushiness 2

>Rape: 6 Rape Levels

>Final: Might: 8 Beard: 2 Rape: 13

Good luck raping me now faggot, you'll just get reverse raped.

>Mission: FUCK THIS GOD UP

SWARTHY BLACK BEARD VIKING

8 MIGHT POINTS

8 BEARD POINTS

3 RAPE POINTS

Highest point total between the 4 classes.

MUSCLE

Total Muscle Level: 13

Thrown Axes, Two-Handed Melee, Full Body Beard, Big Jumps, Bellow Lungs

BEARD

Total Bushiness Level: 9

Flagellation, Facial Warmth, Static Charge, Beard of Glory, Asbeardstos, Mead-Soaked Beard, Lubed Beard

RAPE

Total Rape Level: 4

Bestiality, Katla, Hellga

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Challenges:

Beard of Glory (50), Elf Forest (90), Mirrodin (110), Valhallas (130)

Total: 380

Rewards:

Back to the Warcamps, Valhalla (The Halo 3 Level), Valhalla (Australian Movie Theater)

I'm a Milk Drinking Little Anime Fuckboy.

I have an army of Fuckboys.

MISSION:

Convention Center: I start slowly, those weeb/furry/gaymer/SJW/fags/whatev' will be easy to convert to my cause

Sweden: More faggots, as much as easy to convert than the ones from the convention center. The only """problem""" will be the women, they will proly loose their shit since they will loose all attention and start crying about how I'm a sexist shitlord since I will take all of their "men", but beyond that, they're more or less harmless.

Warcamp: Hi guyyys /(Ov<)/ !!! I've got some friends who came along (-3o) !!! Who want to go first ?;p

REWARD:

Oh boi ! Look at all those place that are waiting for me <3

TL;DR I build an army of cute anime traps and invade all of the worlds. None is safe. Your muscles, beards, rapes and all will not save you. I'm the Alpha and the Omega, and everything in-between and beyond. You can enroll in my army if you want.