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 No.1899

Warhammer 40K best friend scenario

I did not make this, reposting from an old /v/ thread.

 No.1900

>>1899

the tau I guess

these aren't very enticing options


 No.1901

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>>1899

The emperor, duh.


 No.1902

>>1899

>Tyranid

>read first four points

Okay, I choose the Tyr-

>read last point

Guardsman it is, then!


 No.1976

>Realize my IRL best friend is the Tau meets Commissar.

>Often wish he'd be the Noise Marine.

>Not even for the music.

>just want to get high and bang out some whores while high fiving sometimes


 No.1977

Going with the Tyranid.

If I am part of a hive mind and have the most awesome pet ever, I don't need anyone else. The description kind of implies that my own mind will be kept intact, so as a singular voice among the trillions of individuals there's no reason I can't take defacto command of them. If they let me keep my body (or, rather: copies thereof that I psychically project my consciousness into) I can even act as a mouthpiece or emissary before we eat the next planet in line. Kill me? Impossible; that's just a shell. I have limitless copies.

So we're going to eat the entire fucking cosmos until it forms a universe-spanning biological computer binding together all life that was and is, and live on in immortal perfection until the end of time. Neat!


 No.6569

i chose the guardsman for one of my best bros for life.




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