No.361377
Hopefully you'll be able to use this thread to find someone that you like or maybe make some friends.
Describe the kind of guy you'd like to date, and tell us a bit about yourself. When you say your hobbies (ie: video games and anime), be specific; say what you're playing/listening/watching lately and some of your favorites in the past.
Please be courteous and let people know if you're mtf.
Have a great day and good luck!
No.361385
>be alive
>be anywhere from in between masculine and feminine (average) to feminine
>play vidya so we have something to talk about and do
das it man
No.361403
>witty with a healthy sense of humor, we’re gonna be throwing jabs at each other all day.
>really touchy feely, spooning and laying on each other’s laps would be often.
>appreciative of the arts, be it from film to paintings and everything in between, I’mma drag you to a gallery an we’re gonna have a blast.
>outdoorsy enough for hikes and rock climbing.
>conversely okay with spending a day dicking around in bed or on the internet.
>night owl, I like to take walks at night and drive around the woods and like to share it with someone.
>playful, always make time for light foreplay while we’re going about or day or working on stuff at home.
>open enough to talk to me about anything, one of the most appealing aspects of a relationship is having someone who has my best interests in mind to turn if for whatever reason I can’t work things out myself & I’d say I’m pretty good myself when it comes to advice.
>preferably within the state, I can do ldr so long as the actual travel is feasible.
>also, actually boyish, tones twink are where it’s at, cross dressing doesn’t really do anything for me, but other cute clothes like chokers and thigh highs sure as hell do.
This is all under ideal circumstances obviously, none of these are deal breakers. If you’re the one we’ll make it work.
No.361411
>>361403
omg yes I love all of these
No.361497
>>361403
You sound nice, anon.
What state?
No.361498
>>361403
You sound nice, anon.
What state?
No.361499
>>361403
You sound nice, anon.
What state are you in?
No.361510
A 2dqt trap with childbearing hips that kills communists.
No.361518
>>361377
>Has cute smile
>Smiles a lot
>Same sense of humour so I can make and see them smile and giggle as much as possible
>Likes cuddles
No.361519
>>361499
Unfortunately I reside in what will soon be known as pozziefornia.
No.361521
I just want a small qt feminine boy who understands I'm not completely a fag, and don't want to be associated with faggotry
No.361564
>subby and bottomy
>into kinky but conservative in exploring them
>as antisocial, but devout to their small circle of people they interact as I am
>doesnt make me feel like I have to fight to keep their attention Im willing to reach out and try to connect but I hate it when Im the only one putting effort and feeling stonewalled
No.361572
No.361593
Here goes nothing I guess.
21-27
Height isn't really a big deal but 5'6 to 6' would be preferred.
Preferrably someone that's fit (not super muscular) or thin.
Little body hair or at least willing to shave/wax.
I'd like to move out of the US so living somewhere else isn't a big problem (pls no Australia - it's too far to even visit).
Top or at least switch that prefers to top. I'm generally very submissive.
Liking wearing cute clothes is a bonus but not required.
Likes big butts.
Uncut would be great.
About me:
I'm 24, in southeastern US, 5'11, ~155 (~180cm and 70kg), my hair is black and super curly.
I'd say my main hobby is magic the gathering, but I also like nature, learning, rpg/strategy video games (though I'm into a variety in everything), and computers. I dream about going camping with somebody and maybe playing mtg in some cool locales.
Full disclosure: I'm currently unable to work (or do much of anything) due to health problems (and have been for a few years), but I'm doing anything I can and have had some actual good days lately. I don't want you to financially support me, but I don't know what the future holds.
If I haven't scared you off, leave a post about yourself; and we can chat.
No.361596
No.361604
>>361377
Gonna contribute to this thread because i haven't actually given my personal idea of a perfect bf any thought before.
-Around the same height as me
-Submissive / switch
-Actually has culture but isn't super smug about it and isn't short sighted and don't think the world revolves around them
-Shares my sense of humor and understands the difference between a joke and the truth
-Nice smile, nice face even without a smile
-No STDs
-Hygiene/takes care of themselves
-Brown hair, any color eyes
-Skinny, exercises enough to be healthy
-Isn't cucked politically
-Outgoing attitude because mine is really negative sometimes
-Cuddly
-Wears girls clothes but only in the bedroom
-Doesn't have to work, just has to keep the house clean and appreciate what i do for him
-Into similar interests to mine, actually listens to what i have to say
-Actually a good conversational partner and doesn't write off things i bring to the table - hopefully intelligent enough to know when i'm right and to admit it
-Honest and down-to-earth
-Actually understands my fears and goals in life
Obviously, if you put all of the criteria i just wrote down together, you'd probably get someone that doesn't exist. In fact, some of those criteria don't fit anyone really, especially the part where i said he'd have to listen to what i have to say. So even a quarter of those criteria would do and i could just build them up from there because i'm good at that.
>>361596
Why the hell are you looking for a bf on a evil conservative pedophile cultist website if you don't want your bf to be what you consider to be a nazi, anon? Go to a /leftypol/ meetup and try to get together with someone from there tbh.
No.361607
One that's real and won't leave me.
No.361609
>>361604
>Into similar interests to mine
>doesn't list them
No.361610
>>361609
Well, since you want to know;
Reading, outdoors stuff, Urbex, water sports, occult, spooky shit, camping even though i haven't gone camping in a long time, vidya, music + art
No.361611
>>361610
Water sports like skiing or peeing?
No.361612
>>Reading, outdoors stuff, Urbex, water sports, occult, spooky shit, camping even though i haven't gone camping in a long time, vidya, music + art
>>361610
I like all of these, especially occult and urbex and watersports
No.361622
>>361604
Because I literally only go on this website for this board, not the politics people bring here or the gamergate bans. Not really a /leftypol/ fan either, I'm just kind of a normie politically.
No.361624
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>Aryan Red/Blonde haired Blue/Green eyed Trap
>Rich and want to take me as your Trap Waifu.
>It's not gay if we both wear lingerie and dresses.
>Live a permanent honeymoon
I have a serious case of Multi-Polarity with the MtF side the strongest, but am content with doing everything I can to be beautiful without ruining my fertility and remaining sexual functionality. A Trap can't have OP/HRT, that's going full MtF, or new-half if just HRT.
>Anime is my main escape.
>I like Yuri and Traps.
>I'm really interested in being a Trap.
>So I can sing and dance like a Lady…
>Crossplay, and acting/roleplay is really enticing.
>Video-games are my second source of escapism… I tire of grinding quickly though, in games or in IRL too.
>Interested in sports
>Especially beach volleyball in Bora Bora
…
>I'm going to stop because I could go on forever. I realize this is quite unrealistic, that's because my romantic dreamy feminine side is.
No.361629
>>361624
>rich is the second thing you mention
>right after looks
you don't deserve your ideal BF
No.361641
>>361611
>>361612
Sports that involve water, such as surfing and skiing, not peeing lol
No.361684
would any of you find a stern 6'1" 130 lb skeleton albino faggot attractive? I'm only stern in appearance and I am quite warm and caring toward the people I have invested in relationship wise.
No.361692
>>361604
I'm all the things you listed that don't require knowledge of you.
You're probably a half a world away though.
No.361812
No.361819
Looks, and personality shit:
>super cute, not a gross artificial "hot"
>loves thigh highs and panties
>loves swallowing my cum
>super ultra loyal, would never leave me
>loves getting random handjobs from me
>horny for me pretty often, but not an annoying amount
>5.5" cut feminine bepis
>nice tight bubble butt
>pretty much hairless all over body
>medium hair, pixie cut or long hair, depends on what he can pull off
>no gender dysphoria, just qt trap
>no mental issues, rare general sadness from identifiable sources
Hobbies:
>PC building (must have a decent amount of knowledge on the matter)
>Cuddling and watching movies (ATM, Get Out, Wolf of Wall Street, American Psycho, Baby Driver) and TV
(Family Guy, American Dad, Rick and Morty, other degen shit)
>Cooking with me
>Going out and doing stuff around town
>Going to the theater
>Playing video games with me (Overwatch, CoD, Fallout, Skyrim, CSGO)
>Can't be better than me at vidya, being smart is fine but can't make me look stupid
Ultimate BF
No.361821
>>361819
you sound fun tbh anon
No.361822
>>361819
almost sounds like me, except 4in benis, and my hair is usually short. I'd say my pc building skills is in amateur level, so definitely not a pro. Other than that, everything seems right, except I'd probably beat you at vidya :P
No.361825
I couldn't date a guy in a traditional lovely dovey, kissy kissy cuddle way.
It would be a strictly sexual bromance with none of that emotional shit.
He would just have to feel like using me to get his dick sucked, and he would have to smell nice and have good hygiene and be capable of not making things too weird.
I just can't see it. I don't see myself even remotely being a manly or sissy boyfriend with any kind or style of guy if he wasn't actively feminine in every single aspect of his life from start to end - and that can't be possible without being that stereotypical fairy-type you see at the front of the gay parade, the guy who can easily get a gay guy off in a gay porno before a scene.
No.361827
>>361825
I'm referring to the perfect guy for me, I guess, and that perfect guy would probably make an awesome, potential lifelong bro and I wouldn't want to ruin that by getting on a personally emotional level with him when I can get that from a good looking woman who can give me kids and suck MY dick.
I'm not surrendering my vanity and lust for some higher cause
No.361831
>>361822
send bepis pics immediately
No.361832
>>361831
no bepis, but you can have a bulge
No.361833
>>361832
Anon I'm going to have to ask you to step on me
No.361875
No.361889
>>361403
Hey anon! You got a Discord? I'm not in California exactly but travel wouldn't be too much of an issue.
No.361890
Them:
>18-25
>cute, "boyish"
>thin, bmi of less than 21
>not too bothered by height, not hugely tall or short
>switch, sub is also ok
>kind, honest, in love with me
>would be nice if we shared the same interests but good chemistry is most important
Me:
>22, told I look like a teenager
>white
>5'10"
>130 lbs
>switch
>interests include vidya, movies, reading, all the normal stuff
>also interested in driving, hiking, camping, exploring spooky abandoned places, adventures
Nii-San#2039
No.361891
>>361403
I may fit these criteria, Orange County here.
No.361903
>>361819
hmm where from? quite a few of those I can check off. And, games may end up half and half. I got a few that are specialties for me, too! ^_^
(hopefully, peen length isn't too 'big' a factor. If it gets super, like full on rock, hard.. I'm pushin 10-11 inches >_< and, I'd like to be in a situation where I can veet/shave on a regular enough basis to stay nice and smooth ^_^ )
No.361915
Hell, why not
Them
>18-25ish
>boyish and somewhat fit.
>honest and willing to tell me if somethings bothering them, takes care of themselves, largely apolitical/can keep it to themselves
>switch
>ideally some shared interests, but if they're really into something it's going to be fun to talk about, even if I don't know much about it.
Me
>19
>5'9, 125lb switch
>Reading, astronomy, hiking, swimming, cooking, travel
>My ideal weekend would be finding a nice place to hike to, reading until it gets dark and then heading to the sauna the next day
too bad I'm too shy to ask guys out irl
No.361919
>>361889
>>361891
My discord name is a bit of a hassle to share, but you can hmu on kik/telegram: hot_olives/chinese_lines, I don't really use kik much though, telegram's way better.
No.361928
No.361929
No.361933
>20-25
>100% organic aryan White
>No STDs
>At least as far right as lolberg
>Submissive in the sheets, normal bro in the streets
>Manly muscles or cute twink
>Absolutely no tattoos, piercings, or other voluntary body modifications
>Not a femboy
>No mental baggage like depression or autism
>Well read, smart, and socially competent enough to carry a conversation at least as well as I can
>Makes an effort
>Willing to humor my stupid degenerate fetishes
>Honest, but doesn't confuse keeping things private with dishonesty
>Takes care of themselves
>Has interests and life goals
>Doesn't need to share my interests right off the bat, teaching each other will give us plenty to talk about
>Not into all that touchy feely romance crap, knows that feelings are just chemicals that need to be sated
>Willing to be a part of a harem of 3-4 boys who serve as my houseboys and take care of me in exchange for life support and headpats
It's not gonna happen but a guy can dream
>>361825
>>361827
These fellas know what's up
>>361684
Gonna need a bit more than that to make a call.
No.362027
No.362042
Haven't really thought super hard about this before, so here goes
Them
> Likes to cuddle
> Is ok with taking it slow to see how we mesh
> Similar weeb interests, like animu and vidya (any anime is ok, and I usually play FPS games)
> Hopefully in the Los Angeles area or at least Socal
> Qt slim boi, height doesn't matter
> I guess more dom, but not a big deal
> Has an interest in literally anything cat related
> Is ok if I sometimes just want time alone
> /k/ fag is a plus
> Not a leftie
Me
> 23
> 5'4''
> Asian
> Trying to be the best qt trap that I can be
> Night owl, playing video games, animu, obsessing over my cats
> Currently at Uni
So obviously you don't have to fit it 100%, but give me an add if you think you fit pretty well and are interested!
Discord: hobocat#2817
No.362052
>>361518
I like cuddles and also giggles. Where are you at cutie?
No.362053
>>362042
>Angeles area or at least Socal
>Flag is Canada
wut?
No.362057
>>361933
>first 16 items
Where do I sign
>Willing to be a part of a harem of 3-4 boys who serve as my houseboys and take care of me in exchange for life support and headpats
Nevermind.
No.362060
No.362063
No.362079
>>362053
>>362060
The weird part is that I am not using a VPN, full chan is just being weird
No.362084
>>362057
Damn you and your realism! I just want to have sex with tons of hot guys and also not have to do anything, is that so much to ask?
No.362086
>>361915
You sound perfect, why do you have to be on the other side of an ocean ;-;
No.362138
The only thing that I care about is that he emotionally cares and loves about me while at least share a few interests.
Physically wise, I'm more interested into cuteboys instead of masc.
No.362141
>>362138
If you're a cute boy yourself this could work anon.
No.362183
>>362141
I am a cuteboy, but it's hard to find cute boys that are also into cuteboys as well.
No.362244
>>361593
You didn't scare me off and I can't work either. what are your details?
me:
>26
>5'8
>a bit chubby but working out now.
>willing to wax
>western canada (ignore the flag, I'm on tor)
>however, mostly submissive but I switch sometimes
>no sense of style, but willing to wear cute clothes
>uncut
No.362247
>>362244
If you wanna be friends or something, I don't see why that wouldn't work.
Do you have discord or something else?
No.362272
>nice young satanist with braces as my one capital "o", significant Other
perfect bf tbh
No.362273
>>362272
uuh, shitposting aside
<bf
>book-nerd who encourages me to read more rather than posting in places like here
>read Infinite Jest with me please <3
>musically inclined, we can listen to things together, anything really
>Cuddle with muffled music in the background we handpicked <3
>Warm in all of its meanings
>Hopeless romanticist
>Morally passionate, passionately moral
>Wholesome, emotional
>Actively empathetic
I could never have such a thing, it's only fantasy
Myself
>Social-anxiety addled
>Cares too much for everyone and everything
>Philosophy and Psychology nerd
>Slave morality tbh
>2empathy4me
>Rambling madwoman (male)
>Librarian mommy gf (male)
>Small frame, hourglass body
>Australian/Filipino
>Space of waste
>In love with the universe but likes you the best
No.362274
>>362273
I dunno if I'll regret posting this ._.
No.362284
>>362183
But I'm exactly the same anon. We should try fall in love somehow! [spolier]Post Discord[/spoiler]
No.362298
No.362336
Lelk
>Kindhearted and patient
>Good sense of humor
>Active listener
>Is okay with me being a burly hairy rockabilly boi
>Likes some PDA
>Loves affection
>Has varied hobbies, don't really care what, but he's willing to try mine and I'm willing to try his
>Likes to go out and do stuff
>Sexual switch, or at least okay with not subbing 100% of the time
>Likes rough sex as well as loving sex
>Has cool friends, or at least people that don't want to make me commit Sudoku
>Likes to be spoiled and bought random gifts
>Likes to be called Princess or some variant
>Likes to be princess carried
>Will play vidya and tabletop games with me
>Not a manipulative narcissist whose only goals in life is to be worshiped as a sexual idol
BONUS ROUND:
>Likes Rockabilly music/Early Rock 'n' Roll
>Varied musical taste
>Likes to dress up in cute outfits
>Gives me footjobs
>Likes podcasts
>Likes Motorcycles but isn't a Harley Davidsonfag
>Likes to dress up like a catboy and get railed
>S H I T P O S T I N G
> /leftypol/
TL;DR
>tfw no cuteboy BF to ride on the back of my motorbike and wear my jacket when it gets cold
No.362341
>>362298
Why would anybody be interested in someone like me? D:
well uh, that'd be something I'm not entirely comfortable with posting on an imageboard, so perhaps you could post yours, otherwise I'd be happy to dig up my
Tox - if only for you, of course c:
No.362342
>>362341
88F6511640209466FA142000F6128F666104A30D78EA8FA5C09C5907EAC7096CFDE321383D6B
found it, I'll send you my discord through 'ere!
No.362343
>>362052
Bathurst. Marooned away from any qts by at least a few hundred km
No.362344
>>362273
Where are you from anon?
No.362345
>>362344
somewhere in victoria, I presume ;0
No.362377
>>362336
You sound pretty cool, anon
No.362378
time to post the man i will literally never EVER find
>fat but within normal operating limits
>nice big arms and thicc thighs
>has a belly thats got just the right amount of poke to it
>black, asian or spanish with good english and a faint accent
>cut hair
>big round cheeks
>big feet
>average length THICC benis
>either hairy and a bit of a sadist or smooth and a switch
>has the same if not higher power level than me when it comes to hobbies and interests
>affectionate
>likes to kiss
>isn't a shitposting 4chin loser who harvests (You)s all day
>autistic but functional
>no tattoos or piercings
>is redpilled on how life works but isn't a leftist or /pol/ fag
>10000% homo with no interest in females or being bi
>bi lingual
>has the same if not more fucked up fetishes than me
>has a deep voice but comes equipped with the soft spoken codec
>majored in business management, economics or accounting
>raised with a focus on hospitality and honesty
>listens to east asian shitcore music, but also has a tolerance for lil pump and generation x punk rock
at least 2 years older than me or the same age (26)
>wouldn't get creeped out if i asked him to take me on walks as his pet
WHY CANT I FIND THIS MAN
No.362395
>>362378
Where do I fill out my application
No.362447
>>362378
>>black, asian or spanish with good english and a faint accent
>>bi lingual
Are those must haves?
No.362456
>>362395
by posting an email so i can conduct a more in depth interview
>>362447
depends on the quality of the personality but those are preferences for the most part
No.362475
>15-23
>short/medium hair
>comfortable with sexuality and femininity
>cute face
>nice leggs/butte/tummy/feet
>not too unfit
>good communication skills
>little spoon
>masochistic and at least some shared fetishes
>non hairy butt
>lives in australia
hmm
No.362476
Let's goooooooooooooo
Him:
>18-22 yo
>lives in UK or has 'fuck you' amounts of money to be able to travel (so basically just UK)
>any height up to 6'2, body type from slim to average as long as you're not too masculine
>Has a good mix of 'cute' and 'boy'ish looks
>any hair length or colour is ok, depends on if it suits the face
>no piercings in weird places (ears/lips = not weird)
>clean-shaven face, don't mind body hair as long as it's not thick but shaving is a big +
>Has to at least be into games, anime, music and other nerdy shit are pluses, any other hobbies are great regardless of if they're shared or not, and being open to letting me try yours/wanting to try mine/trying something new together is even better ^^
>affectionate towards people he's close to, or just a bf. Confident jokey affection is great, shy but tender affection is great too <3
>Switch is best, bottoms are okay too as long as soooooometimes you're okay with swapping
>can be sweet and romantic one day, hot and lusty another and a kinky depraved fucker another
>preferably a virgin so we can learn together
>have your own social life so we can do our own things and doesn't take it to heart if we don't talk for a day or some shit, but doesn't think I'm clingy if we do talk every day
>R E L I A B L E
>good at surprises
>has good hygiene, polite, doesn't smoke and can clean after themselves
Me:
>20, 6'0, white
>roughly 12 stone, not super toned but I run and I'm in good shape
>have body hair only cus I'm single and it's effort to get rid of it for no reason, if you don't mind it great, if you prefer bare I'll gladly shave
>Self-confident and fun, but I can get emotional sometimes and need hugs
>Studying CompSci at University but I live at home cus I like home and my own life over Uni life
>Twitch streamer and recently turned pro gamer, but it'll always just be a hobby
>Into games, anime and music, loads of other interests but I focus on my core ones
>dark brown medium-length hair and blue eyes
If somehow that first person sounds like you, then hey, hmu with some deets and I'll contact you
No.362486
>25-35
>Stronk masculine and loving
>Doesn't mind a femme boi who wears womens clothing (panties too)
>Won't mind people coming up and thinking he has a 'gf'
>Will play MH with me
>Will go out on long night time walks with and look at the stars
>Isn't adverse to cuddling and holding
>Copious amounts of touching and groping
>Can take jokes and knows how to dish them out (roast me honey, cuz you gon' get it too!)
>Won't mind my unnatural obsession with Xenomorphs and the movies (They're adorable okay!?)
>Will dress up for Halloween with me
>Won't mind restraining me in handcuffs and leashes and chokers and stuff cuz yum❣
>Is open to the idea of grabbing me when he just NEEDS it and proceeding to take it or take me someplace where is is going to take it.
>Will let me know that he cares
>Is willing to actually share and be open.
>Sees a relationship as a 2 player ordeal… you don't have to go it solo anymore!
>Is fuzzy❣ (I don't mind a man who knows how to grow a goatee)
Sometimes I wonder if my dream boi is just a slightly sensitive neanderthal.
No.362488
>>362486
I'm a little young 20 but damn do you sound perfect. If nothing else we could be pals and watch Aliens for the millionth time together! Where you at anon?
>>361403
I'm this guy btw
No.362489
No.362491
>>362490
(we can still be internet friends)
No.362495
>>362491
Sounds good to me.
>>361919
I left my contact info here earlier!
No.362500
>>362495
𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓸𝓼 𝓑𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂#7992 on Discord. Hit me up if you ever wanna talk~
No.362507
>>362476
Kinda sounds like me minus the whole other social life thing (I'm kinda shy). That, and I'm not into anime or music.
No.362510
>>362476
which game do you play?
No.362511
>>362486
>>362489
What part of Ohio? Maybe we could meet up for Halloween?
No.362516
No.362517
>>362507
That's okay! Shy is nice (:
>>362510
Tekken 7! I've been a fan of the series since I was a kid, but now I play it at a high level and go to tournaments and stuff.
No.362523
>>361607
Real here, won't leave, depending. Expand.
No.362527
>>362475
Where in the wastelands are you anon?
No.362545
>>362527
melb
also whoops the op says to mention if im a gril but I didn't read it
No.362546
>>362545
>im a gril
kindly leave
No.362548
>>362476
Ahhh that sounds perfect, too bad I'm in murrica and not a britbong. All the more luck to ya!
No.362566
>>362343
>Mfw pictured a a big strong manly man wanting this.
>Mfw fits just about everything
>Mfw also lives in Melbourne
>Woman
Dropped.
I'll be your friend Anon if you want but I'm 100% gay.
Discord is Celestial Cat#3846
Hope to hear from you.
No.362569
>>362517
Aight, you wanna leave ur discord or something and we can try and be friendos at least :o
No.362571
>>361604
>>361604
I think I may fit your description somewhat , wanna talk on kik or somewhere ?
No.362574
>>362548
Thanks murrican, gl to you too!
>>362569
Disco's Shirds#8545, it's my secondary so it might take me a bit to reply but hmu and I'll accept when I see you ^^
No.362580
Him:
>15-21
>short, thin, pale, cute or emo
>into depraved shit and preferably bisexual
>is into masculine dudes like me
>introverted very shy low confidence
Me:
> 20, 6'1, 95kg/200lb
>Athletic gym goer, Guitar, High level shooters, consciousness expanding and reading thats pre much it apart from my square jawline
No.362581
>>362580
Where are you from?
No.362599
>>362511
Central Ohio, Licking (no pun) County.
>>362516
Accepted!
No.362613
>>362574
Sent a request famalam :o
No.362668
>>362599
I'm in Steuben County, Indiana so would be a bit of a drive, could still do it though. If you have discord add me Azorius #5494
No.362683
Fuck it, it's time I put myself out there
Him:
>18-25
>US east coast
>Slim, but a little bit of chub is ok
>Preferably a qt, no bears pls
>Long hair is preferable
>Height doesn't matter
>Politics doesn't matter as long as you're not batshit crazy
>Hygenic, no STDs
>Is white
>Caring
>Will actively talk to me since I'm shy and bad at starting conversations (seriously, I like being bugged if it's someone I care about)
>Will be 100% honest with me
>Won't just stop talking to me one day and disappear
>Is nice and will help me feel better when I'm down
>Doesn't have to be a virgin, but it'd be pretty interesting if he were
>Will cuddle by default
>Is a switch, but leans towards top
>I'm not picky about penis size, as long as he's at least average we should be good
>Isn't shy about sex/is touchy-feely
>Likes computers, especially Loonix shit
>Likes From Software games, pokemon, and other gay weeb games
>Likes anime and will watch it with me while cuddling in bed
>Would be cool if he's a /k/fag. I'd love to be taught marksmanship
>Will drag me out to do things with him
Me:
>22
>5'10" 140lb
>White, shoulder-length brown hair, green eyes
>Not masculine, but not particularly feminine either I don't think
>Super shy and quiet irl, at least around people I don't know
>Occasional crossdressing
>Get depressed semi-often
>Pretty open-minded when it comes to kinks
>Switch, more often than not bottom
>Virgin
>Decently good at Japanese and like studying languages in general
I hope I didn't overdue it, I just don't want to be alone anymore ;_;
No.362690
>>362581
sydney
saydis#1430 my discord
No.362695
No.362696
No.362717
<Ideal boyfriend
-15-30 (as long as he is somewhat cute/pretty)
>atleast a little bit cute/pretty face
>slim/average/fit
>medium to very long hair
-preferably cute boy than transsexual (I am more attracted to boyish faces and figure)
-height does not matter
-hair color does not matter
-eye color does not matter
-body/face hair does not matter
-politics does not matter
-religion does not matter
>honest
>loving
>caring
>loyal
>helpful
-can be shy or talkative
-any location
-would prefer to spend most his time with me (I have no problem with him wanting to be alone sometimes)
-would assist me with things when I need it
>having warm heart
-being nice person
-if he would like cuddling it would be great
<me
-18
-166 cm
-54 kg (just started dieting, I am aiming to be slim (I don't look fat))
>INFP-T
-long, brown hair
-blue eyes
-little bit cute/pretty
-never was in any relationship
-never was in any friendship
-subtle
-private
>only one person I would prefer to spend my time with than alone would be my boyfriend
-I spend my time alone
-I need time to start look at relationship from physical sexual point of view
>shy
>very shy
>too shy
-dreamer
-i live in a world of dreams (spend a lot of time daydreaming)
>loyal
>honest
>caring
>needs of my boyfriend are more important for me than mine
>I will adapt to his needs
-shaving face
-I have no problem with shaving body, but I'm not doing this, because I have no one to do it for
-I don't have any fetishes, but I am okay with them if he have them
>helpful
-I will help whenever he needs it
>I need only meaningful connections
>I would like to spend rest of my life with him
~I have no hope of finding this kind of relationship, I don't look for relationships, so I plan to spend my life alone (I was always alone, but never lonely)
Don't mind picture, I don't watch furry(?) anime(?). I don't watch anime at all to be honest, I just saw it somewhere and thought it's cute.
No.362724
>>362717
I also plan to die alone but I'm not that sad about it since I have no real friends or relationships and basically just watch the clouds go by, but I do wish i had someone to watch with me you sound literally perfect, Poland… i'd be your trap gf/waifu if I could.
No.362748
>likes Have a Nice Life and variety of other music
>is somewhat femmy, though not trap/faggot twink tier
>can switch
>is OK with the semi-suicidal amounts of work I occasionally put myself through
>can give advice on how to be cute
>has a hobby. science/math preferred
>mostly a social shut in, like me
>slightly mentally ill
And that's about it.
No.362769
>>362696
Oh gosh henlo from NY. Is NY a-okay?
No.362770
>>362769
NY is a-okay alright
H-hi
No.362779
>>362770
Sweet! Have Discord or something?
No.362781
>>362780
Says you aren't accepting friend requests :(
No.362783
>>362781
oh sorry, one second
No.364052
I'll try
-girly/feminine look
-likes fashion and dressing up (liking girlish and boyish styles are a huge bonus)
-clingy or dependent, i think it's cute and it makes me feel liked/loved
-possibly have similar interests (computer hardware, technology, languages, video games maybe, anime) or passionate about a hobby
-doesn't mind distance (i don't feel comfortable saying why but i can tell you if you're interested in a message)
-doesn't mind being complimented a lot or messaged throughout the day or talking
-loves cute stuff
-honest and loyal, i won't crucify you for your past relationships or what you did in the past, what matters is who you are today
I'm just a person who likes fashion and some other things, I like to help people when they need it so I'm always open to venting and counseling. My biggest flaw (besides being 5'5" kms) I think is that I'm insecure and I doubt myself a lot, so it's nice to feel liked or get compliments.
No.364060
>>364052
>clingy
Anon, I can tell you right now, dependency gets grating VERY quickly. It might sound nice to feel needed by someone every moment, but all that means is your partner is unstable in some way. Of course you can work through it, but it should never be the status quo.
No.364107
Sometimes I like to browse these threads and imagine that all of you guys are cozy and found nice cute BFs.
Even the chasers sometimes.
No.364120
>>364052
See >>364060
I've had more than one clingy bf, and between them I ALWAYS forget that clinginess wears off quickly.
No.364124
>>362486
Damn, that sounds like me a decent bit.
Well here's mine then-
<Him:
>18-25
>100-180 pounds, any height really
>Cute appearance, but nothing overtly faggy
>Hairless body
>Small to medium size girl-penis
>Complete bottom
>No tattoos or body mods of any sort
>Enjoys similar music -psychedelic rock, stoner rock, stoner doom metal, black metal
>Is into yoga and enjoys doing outdoorsy type things with me, such as hiking
>Uses psychedelics in a very moderate manner like myself
>Enjoys cuddling and expressing affection tenderly in private, but acts like a bro in public
>Lets me take it whenever I need it
>Enjoys going on rides with me on the back of my motorcycle
>Likes anime
<Me:
>Completely straight, very masculine
>26 year old, 6'3", 200 pound gymrat
>No tattoos or any other desecrations on my body
>Polite, very calm and stoic, mild-mannered introvert
>Ex-con, felon, killer on probation
>Very into yoga, mainly the meditational aspects, spend at least one hour a day practicing it, and have done so for more than 3 years now
>Lift and run regularly
>Do psychedelics every once in a while
>Listen to metal, and various forms of underground rock music, some EDM too
>Play the bass guitar, but out of practice at the moment due to prison
>Ride motorcycles
>Greatly enjoy the outdoors, and wandering around in them
>Want to get out of society mainly, off to a small farm in the woods, or possibly an ashram of some sort
>White nationalist /pol/ak
No.364128
No.364131
>>364124
Mind if I ask why'd you kill that person?
You dont have to answer if you don't want to.
No.364133
>>362683
>tfw read this and got excited
>then reread and saw no bears
Why do traps not like body hair ._.
My Ideal:
>18-25
>US East Coast preferably
>Slim to Moderately Chubby
>Bottom or Vers
>Into computers at the least, very open to learning or sharing a hobby
>Is okay with me being very into guns and cars
>Would be willing to come on drives with me, and come to the gun range
>Caring, not a flake or a slut just looking for dick
>Hairless to moderate amount of body hair
>Hopefully not over 5'10''
>Into crossdressing
>Love cuddling
>Will help me when I go on cooking crazes
>Has green eyes
>Will come skiing and/or hiking with me
TBH personality bests visuals every-time :D
No.364134
>>364131
Oh, I figured the board was already aware because the discussion sat on the front page for a while, and /cb/ isn't exactly lightning fast.
See-
>>363709
Long story short though, it was an accident. Hell, I don't even kill bugs man. If I find a spider in the house I just toss him outside.
No.364136
-White, short brown hair, toned, 5'9, 22
-Job requires good physique so ill probably never be fat
-Like hiking and cooking to some extent
-Will try out anything you wanna do
The rest you'll have to figure out
You:
-Smells good
-White
-Cute
>requirements
LOL
No.364153
>>364120
>>364060
Yeah I can understand what you mean, I've had clingy gfs in the past, it wasn't a huge issue for me. But thanks for giving me the tip!
No.364182
Oof Well I guess I gotta tell everyone my ideal boi.
>Ideal boi
>Must be cute sub/switch
>White
>Brunette
>Brown eyes
>Freckles optional
>Don't care about height
>Cute wardrobe prefered
>Be in So-Cal
>Listen to chill music
>Play vidya (R6S, GTA-V, BF1, LOL, more but those are main)
>Like cats
>Be Cuteboy/Twink status
Oof now here's my self.
>5'7
>Blue eyes
>Brunette hair
>White
>Twink/Cute boi status
>Enjoy vidya
>Enjoy classic movies
>Enjoy comfy music
>Wear cute stuff
>Relaxed and shy
>Have car so I can drive
Welp I guess thats it.
No.364184
No.364185
>>364184
>>364183
White looking, not full white I guess
No.364191
>>364183
>tfw brown eyes, dark hair
>snow white skin
>Am a nigger
How could you mom
No.364220
>>364191
thats exactly what I like :^3
No.364228
>>361403
Wow, we are a lot alike.
>am 23
>love to mess around
>cuddling, and affection in private
>conservative/respectful in public but not discreet or anything
>love to randomly drive around the mountains, take a hike, and find something beautiful to appreciate before making a day of it with food, and maybe a movie
>prefer low effort, not so much selfish or lazy, but small gestures and every day moments make a relationship satisfying
>also love to randomly spoil in my own ways
>normally play lots of games, and sleep in every day
>love art, making music, writing, and creativity
>appreciate honest opinions and concern
>want to know how you think and feel; random messages, thought dumps, and rants welcome
>willing to try new things, challenge myself, get lost, or go adventure
The only thing is that most guys make me fairly uncomfortable, and I only can enjoy myself around cute boys that make me feel safe. I fairly exclusively date younger, and my type is girly/smol, though like you, CD doesn't do it for me either (but chokers and certain clothes are 12/10). I don't necessarily have hard limits anywhere where it comes to what i want in a bf, but he definitely needs to be non threatening and of the sweet/cute variety. I also kinda want him to be smaller so i can easily overpower him, frustrate him, and kiss him dammit…
Ugh, great. Now I'm gonna be thinking about boys all day at work… If anyone's hearing bells ringing you can add me on discord. Hi#8056
No.364239
>>364052
Sounds like me Oof
No.364368
>>364239
Maybe we can try talking. It would be fun to talk about fashion and some other stuff.
No.364376
>>364239
Sure! SnazzyAshton#4843
No.364451
>>361377
mfw no real point to posting here since LDR are shit and there's no way in hell I can find someone in this country but oh well
him
>18-28
>normal weight, preferably not too thin
>smooth
>sub
>shares at least some interests with me so we can enjoy them together
me:
>20
>fat bear, trying to fix knee so i can run and lose weight
>dom
>too much self-confidence
>computer science university student, halfway done
>languages include greek, english and japanese (N5 i'm still shit)
>interests include but are not limited to tokusatsu (mostly kamen rider), manga, vidya, music, fightans, mythology, warring states era of japan, romance of the three kingdoms, hanging out with friends and doing anything (company is always fun).
>not one for outdoors activities that much though with the right company I'd be willing to try out new stuff.
Hit me up on discord for whatever reason you want. Making friends is nice. The Real Dio#4996
No.364728
Oh boy… time for another round of eternal loneliness. Hope there's someone out there for me.
Physical Traits:
>18-24
>Slim or fit, minimal body hair
>Good hygiene, fair skin
>Someone that can brighten your day with a simple smile
>Hair with its natural color, a style that fits the person
Personality/Interests:
>Someone who isn't overly flamboyant, does not associate with "the gays"
>A person willing to think for themselves rather than only following the norm or what's edgy, while being able to consider different opinions and hypothetical discussion
>Willing to share how their day went, being open to share any problems or concerns on their mind
>Someone with a passion for STEM, art, or literature. In general, I'd love to hear you talk about something you're genuinely interested in
>Likes the outdoors enough to go hiking or camping
>Interest in anime/manga, stuff like Samurai Champloo, Serial Experiments Lain, Perfect Blue, Paprika, or Jin-Roh to name a few
>Interest in vidya to any degree, a plus if PS1/2 era games are your thing
>Able to make me laugh to the point of tears, while having a contagious laugh yourself
>Reasonably sociable, someone who isn't afraid of meeting new people
>Someone who I can learn from, whether it be morally or in lifestyle
Lewdness:
>Top or bottom, with being open to switch
>Someone willing to keep PDA to a minimum, but goes all out in private
>Cuddling as much as possible while we talk for hours until we fall asleep
>Knows how to give a good time in the sheets while enjoying themselves too
>Stripped leggings/pantsu are appreciated :3
>Open to share/pursue their kinks, so long as their not too extreme (gore, scat/watersports, CBT)
Whew. Hope all of that wasn't too much to ask for.
Me:
>19, 5'10", 150 lb, hapa pls don't feminize me
>Bit of a CS nerd, enjoy drawing when I can, always down to watch a good movie
>Cyberpunk is my a e s t h e t i c (RIP /cyber/)
L-Let's hang out, anon..
No.364763
>>364728
Want to talk? I've got most of that but I'm likely shorter than you. I'm on the heavy side, but a past of martial arts has me very proportionate with a lot of definition.
No.364766
>>364728
Oh shit that's a lot of hits. Looks like we should talk. I'm pretty introverted though. My discord and post is above at >>364228
No.364771
>>364728
pretty sure that anime turned me into a homo
>rip /cyber/
what happened to cyber?
No.364804
>>364771
It's just a really quiet board now, all the community left to go elsewhere. Used to be quite bustling around the time of the exodus, but now it's lucky enough to get a post a day.
No.364805
>>364766
Friend request sent..
No.364856
You:
>Similar height and weight, healthy, in my age (up to 30)
>Long hair, similar androgynous look, naturally, doesn't take hormones, no beard or unnatural body modifications, but normal body hair
>Preferably autistic or at least not 'normal' (We should match in terms of weirdness)
>Even masculine and feminine aspects, doesn't look too manly
>Loves to cuddle/kiss and live bhakti with me, shares at least some of my interests and maybe games
>Has enough time, in a 400KM range
>Speaks and understands at least English or German fluently
>Isn't part of a "scene" or "proud", also introverted with a few or none contacts like me
>Good hygiene, at least brushes his teeth and showers without needing me to ask him
>Doing "disgusting" things together is nice but your preference should be a deep and intense relationship
>Has metaphysical/spiritual interests
Me:
>Pic related
>23, 172 cm, 65 KG, Anunnaki
>Near Iserlohn, Sauerland / Germany
>Long brown hair, normal body hair, no beard, androgynous appearance (low testosterone)
>Introverted and shut-in, but not shy
>Full time NEET, therefore I'm not rich, but I have anything I and a compatible BF would need
>Autistic (Asperger), higher than average IQ
>I have my own place, a forest apartment in a remote village
>Spends most of the time sleeping, watching series/movies or gaming, otherwise out in the forest (at night when no humans are around)
>Living the eternal dreamstate
>I am more versatile "bottom" but cuddling is more important than physical sex, also I only do these things with a BF
Please don't contact me if you plan to run away after the first message
>Second pic
>What I wish to do with my BF, dissolving into timelessness
No.364861
>Ok with LDR
>Mellow personality but dominating in privacy
>Into vidya and tabletops
>Night person
>Tolerates shut ins with periods of talking too much
>Slightly dark and stupid sense of humor
>Into light BDSM
>Top
>Wants to make someone his perfect slave
>Ok with how slow the process of above can be
>Likes exhibitionism
>Can back and forth bad jokes with
>Not too outdoorsy, but can like a walk in the woods or mountain trails
>Likes cold weather, both the chilly outside and comfy inside
I may not be mtf but I am chubby so yeah. Trust me I'm trying to lose weight, having a better motivator would help.
No.364862
>>364856
Damn, your ideal partner sounds a lot like myself in terms of personality and interests at least. Physically I'm way off though, really I'm a caricature of masculinity, handsome but in no way cute or even androgynous.
Also you're thousands of miles off. You'd make a good friend I'm sure.
>tfw no qt spiritual bf to practice degenerate Kaula with
No.364873
>>364861
I urge everyone to stay away from this person as I know them, and they are a fan of Homestuck. Avoid at all costs.
No.364876
>>364861
Fug we'd get along from that
No.364883
>>364876
I suggest listening to >>364873
If you refuse to, got discord?
No.364885
>>364883
Yeah it's Connor#5419
No.364886
>Funny
>Loves animals
>Supportive in one way or another
>Quiet or at least soft spoken
>Loves exercise and pushing physical limits
>Doesn't have to be ripped, but muscle definition is preferred
>Bold regardless of surroundings
>Isn't trying to be super skinny so they can enjoy my cooking
>Doesn't compete with me for leadership but still self-sufficient and playfully competitive
>Likes to fight or wrestle
>Mentally sturdy, able to take life as it comes and isn't fixated on "the be-all end-all" partner
>Willing to drag me out of my comfort zone by my heartstrings
>Hates memes and their associated personalities
>Acknowledges the repeating cycle of the internet
No.364891
>Early twenties, twinkish semi-fit figure
>Boyish face, 14 looking
>Interested in movies, games, books, (John Carpenter stuff, Mel Brooks, rogue-likes, Doom, The Disaster Artist, George Orwell)
>Guardsman, learning ATC, 'trying' to lern2draw
>Good humored, fan of corny jokes and cataclysmicly bad movies
Looking for:
>Someone who can handle terrible joke and with thick skin
>about age and build
>andro/boyish face
>big bepis
>willing to go out to public places
>friendly, patient, willing to learm and do new stuff
>lives in Louisiana around Tangipahoa/St. Tammany Parish
Not much else, pretty flexible. Last one's a pie in the sky.
No.364892
>>364891
Also
>high sex drive
That applies to me and preferably someone else.
No.364893
>>361933
If you're still alive, I'd be willing to talk.
No.364927
>>364856
>>364862
You can add me if you like. I'm just bored. We could maybe play games together if you got a nice connection to play on EU servers.
Sy/st/em/lo/rd Fl/a'/Us/h#8/9/85
No.364928
>>364893
Discord: Selias#5547
No.364929
I don't really care about specifics, I just wish I could have a boyfriend and not just a fuck buddy. Most gays in my area just want to hook up for a night, but that's not really my thing.
No.364952
>>361385
I know that feel,
I at least have a few different hobbies so I'm not limited to vidya
No.364973
>>364929
How do you know that's all they want?
No.364976
>>364891
Just curious: what would you consider a big bepis?
No.364990
My ideal guy, just off the top of my head
>Happy
>Energetic
>Very playful
>Affectionate
>Will watch all 700 episodes of naruto with me
>Talks in a cutesy way
>Loves to play pretend
>Sleep with me no sex
>Drink coffee with me
>Cuddle
>Be lazy together
>sensitive
>compassionate
>is religious
>top two love languages are physical touch and quality time
>nagisa from Free! is my type
No.364991
>>364990
Myself:
>ASL
20/m/texas
>Relationship Status
single
>Text / Mic / Cam
Yes/yes/no
>Music
Some geeky anime shit, owl city, tycho, passion pit, of montreal, mewithoutyou, some suicide sheep
>Books
I read a lot of theological works. probably nothing that would interest people. I've read lovecraft, some shakespeare, macintyre, charles taylor
>Shows/Movies
fangbone, gravity falls, penny dreadful, grand budapest hotel, seven deadly sins, mob psycho, fantastic mr fox, my life as a zuchinni, can't think of many others
>Other interests
philosophy, history, theology, podcasts, tumblr.
>What languages do you speak?
English and that's it
>What are you looking for?
Friends and potential partners
>Contact Info
kik: diaperedprotector
discord: battymatt #9971
skype: lovingsingleton
No.364996
>>364991
Sorry, I forgot to describe myself.
I'm 6"1. Only 20. I'm on the chubby side. Pale skin. Dark brown hair. Round eyes with very deep sockets. I have a baby face, I tend to get mistaken for 16-17. Currently unemployed, have a GED, looking for work. I live in texas. I'm religious. Proudly episcopalian.
You Are Highly Open to Experience,, at 88%.
You Are Moderately Conscientious, Your score for conscientiousness was 60%, which is in the moderate range.
You Are Low in Extraversion, at 15%.
You Are Moderate in Agreeableness at 70%.
You Are High in Neuroticism, at 78%.
INFP (sorry not sure about the percentage), enneagram type 6w5
No.365004
>>362247
Not who you were replying to but you seem like an interesting person to chat with and I fit most of your criteria.
Tonyyy#9288
No.365064
> long light hair
> not fat
> artistic or science-minded
> *hormones*
> *castrated* or chastity cage
> natural submissive / grossed out by being manly / wanting to be dominated
> sweet, decent
> either leftie or neutral
No.365065
>>365064
I forgot :
me
> hormones
> /lit/, CS
> likes going to museums
> art films
> tall and skinny
> make good money, but would not mind living the housewife life tho or living in a squat
Also, I forgot to mention age range 25-40.
This is too make sure mature enough. I own high heels, would like to learn how to cook. Someone with a washing machine'd be nice!
>>361624
>>362273
>>362683
>>362717
No.365111
>>365065
>hormones
fuck off
No.365114
>>365064
>>365065
>hormones
>castrated
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>365111 (checked)
This
No.365118
>>365111
>>365114
Welcome to nu-cuteboys where mentally unstable trannies ruin it for everyone else
No.365123
>>365064
>hormones
>castrated
>disgusted by masculinity
Lord of the prison gays.
No.365129
>>364861
You got a discord or a kik?
No.365134
>>364133
depends on how much of a bear you are
Body hair is fine as long as you aren't some fat bald dude covered in a thick layer of fur.
You do sound pretty perfect otherwise though…
No.365138
him:
>SoCal or fine with LDR
>not a crazy leftist
>doesn't care if I'm masculine
>soft spoken
>super polite
>plays fighting games at competent level
>likes to teach things
>likes to cuddle and be kinky equally
>benis size isnt an issue for us
>loves holding hands in public
me:
>24 kv
>5'8, bearish
>veteran
>goes to school
>modest
>socializing with normies is draining
>plan on killing myself in my mid-30s if life continues to be mediocre
>being self-deprecating is a habit
No.365150
Muh Dream Husbando:
>18-25
>Body type somewhere from average to chubby.
>At least a little bit masculine although i'm not really picky when it comes to looks to be honest.
>Lives in the Tacoma area or at least somewhat nearby so we can actually hang-out regularly.
>Big top who'd hardcore bully me sexually but cuddle me while getting lovey-dovey afterwards.
>Super kinky, likes to explore their and their partners kinks, and help find new ways to have fun so we're not just doing the same stuff over and over again.
>Outside of sex is a genuinely nice, caring person.
>Top-tier bants and knows how to take a joke.
>Would enjoy an afternoon of just us going around, doing normal day-to-day stuff, and just acting like complete retards as we joke around and make the mundane entertaining.
>Similar hobbies, but if not, at least a willingness to share our hobbies and try to find some common enjoyment of them.
>Even if they're not into the same music, will be willing to let me drag them to a bunch of weird, small concerts all over the place on a whim.
>Like seriously, super kinky, passionate sex. Even public hand-holding and affection.
Me:
>19, 6'0, pale as fuck white, short brown hair, brown eyes, still have some acne.
>Living in Washington.
>175 lbs, average build, admittedly a bit skinnyfat but hey at least I have a pretty decent butt from it.
>Smooth, super kinky, and pretty submissive in bed. Open to a wide variety of fetishes as long as they're not extreme.
>Openly homo but most people think I'm straight as an arrow and are surprised I'm gay.
>Pretty open with any physical/emotional flaws I have up front. Not in a sad dopey way, but hey, what you see is what you get.
>Full-time job doing basic medical stuff, pretty long work hours.
>Not a sperg; usually pretty socially competent but holy fuck can I be scatterbrained at times.
>Hobbies include /k/ stuff, pc gamin, tabletop rpg's, weird music, guitar, and singing.
>Independent financially. Plan on starting online college classes soon for when I'm not working.
No.365158
Anyone who doesnt go to /cb/ because everyone here is a delusional, low self-esteem ape
No.365165
>>365158
There are people here who aren't low self of steam, we just don't go talking about it all the time like the depressed do.
No.365166
>>365165
Yeah, lets ignore the fact that theres literally 2 pinned threads for these bitch niggas to cry in and to raise their ego in the another one
99% of the users here fall under the category
No.365170
>>365166
If you focus on the negative aspects of others, this reflects the fact that your own mind is a flawed entity, like seeking like. Forget about their flaws and focus instead upon your own.
<"Someone who truly walks the way is blind to the faults of the world. If you point out others' faults, your fault-finding is itself a fault; Others' faults I do not fault, as for my own faults, I blame myself. Just get rid of the fault-finding attitude; Once cast aside the afflictions vanish; When attraction and aversion no longer block the mind, stretch out both legs and lie down." - Huineng
Hope you don't mind some obscure Chinese bullshit
No.365171
>>365170
Theres a difference with focusing on other peoples flaws and seeing this shit blow up on my face like diarrhea everytime I open /cb/ so take your kitchen psychology elsewhere
No.365191
>>365171
You realize people are just humoring you, right? You're so isolated relative to everyone else that you're the most irrelevant one here. Quit being a bitch. No psychology here, just truth.
No.365194
>>365191
Isolated in the way that I actually know how to socialize in real life and don't spend my time crying on an animeboard about not having a high IQ bf out of a chinese cartoon
U got me man
No.365196
>>365194
At least you can admit it.
No.365274
>>364763
Sure, you got a discord/kik?
No.365275
>>365158
I very, very rarely stop by because it's always the same drama queens with the same shit taste.
No.365296
I just want a BF who will help me not wanna kms every day.
No.366362
>>364990
>>364991
>>364996
Ah, you sounded pretty excellent, it's a shame you're across the pond :/
No.366826
>>361377
i want a well off swedish twink to be sisters with
i say well off because i have absolutely no money to make it happen, pale/swedish because i cant help but envy them, anything else i cant see myself minding
sage for kinda offtopic (^^ゞ
No.367468
>Actually meet ideal bf in ideal bf thread.
>Moving in together in a month.
Don't lose hope, anons. It can happen!
No.367480
I didn't expect this thread to work for someone, but I'm glad it did. Good luck anons. :)
No.367499
>>365138
A-anon, can I get a way to contact you?
No.367578
me: 19m Toronto 179cm nonwhite
hobbies: reading (Zizek mostly), some gaming (Bloodborne, I used to play SC2 a lot), cycling (but only in summer)
life: work part time, in uni, 5 close friends
personality: introverted, shy, supportive, responsible
them: same age +-3 years, shorter preferred
hobbies: same as me
life: goes to school or at least works part time. idk if I could handle a NEET.
personality: introverted, I have a sort of a saviour complex so depression is okay
Someone I can talk to about my issues, help out with their issues, cuddle with and just bee myself.
No.367579
>>367578
shit forgot to mention I'm not a cuteboy sorry
No.367580
>>365274
Sorry, I forgot to keep checking this thread after being ignored pretty hard there. Looks like I accidentally made us even so if you're interested, here:
Espyn#0982
No.367581
>>362476
basically sounds like you're looking for me, tl;dr anon lol
No.367630
>>365150
Anon what is your steam ?
(Link)
No.367713
Him:
>Southern California or somewhere around the area where I can drive to
> Does not mind if I'm masculine (I'm into cute stuff though)
>Likes to talk about their day
>soft skin and a soft personality
>Likes to play games together
>cuddle while watching anime or movies
>short boys best boys; I'm 6'2" so height is not an issue
me:
>20/M
>6'2", Lean/Athletic body
>currently in university
>likes to dress properly, or at least in clothes that fit me well
>likes cooking and learning new hobbies
>loves origami and papercraft
ask me for my kik or disc if interested!
No.367729
>>367630
I'd prefer discord tbh, I'm Clever#1908
No.367754
>>367713
I'm taller then you by an inch and I'm in norcal.
CrimsonEcho#9647 if you want to add me.
No.367789
>>367713
Psst, I'm socal and 5'4''
Discord is hobocat#2817
No.367796
>>362683
Anon Steam link or Discord please >.>
No.368071
>>361903
Diff anon, where are you from? Cause that post describes a lot of what I'd like too, and I'm in New York
No.368344
>>367499
discord: tuggaboat#8787
kik: maouuu
No.368349
>>365138
what fightan do you play?
No.368351
>>368349
I like playing GG, Skullgirls, Melty Blood, and some Marvel.
No.368389
U-uhmm here it goes ^_^
Traits I would like are
>affectionate
>Talkative
>Understanding
>Someone who loves cuddling
>Loves Vidya
>Will be willing to do new stuff with me
>Will understand I have aspegers and won't run away immediately
>Will take walks with me
>Someone who dominate in bed
>someone who will boss me around sometimes >_<
>Maybe even tease me in public and call me s-sweet and dirty names in my ear
>Someone who likes effeminate boys
____________
Me
>5 foot 6
>196 lb (working on it at the moment ^_^ every weekend)
>Shy
>polite
>I like helping people ^_^ I sometimes work at my grandfather's soup kitchen or once I gave my ex a 20 $ gift card after he took damage in Harvey
>I live in Houston
>I'm 18
>I have a fairly nice bum bum and good small hole ^_^
>my cock is 6 inches
>I stutter infront of new people and generally look down at the ground
>I take medicine for depression ^_^ and anxiety
>I live with my parents for the time
No.368407
>18-24
>white
>below 6'0
>heavily into crossdressing and wearing cute clothes
>slim and small build, not chubby or very muscular
>long dark hair
>uncut
>pretty much no body hair
>likes video games
>likes cuddling and has a high sex drive
>shy and blushes easily
>introverted, not very outgoing, prefers to stay inside
>lives in the UK and wouldn't mind travelling
>still a virgin like me
No.368478
>>368389
You sound great, but I live in California, sadly.
No.368479
>>368351
>GG
nice
>sg and marvel
tras
No.368480
>>368389
Got contact info anon?
No.368630
No.368645
No.368960
I just want a qt crossdresser to talk about sleazy, old , Italian horror movies with while I squeeze his butt. Shoot me.
No.369153
>ideally my height, if not a bit taller (I'm 6'0)
>likes guns
>fan of MGS and FNV
>is ok with/uses weed and lsd
>doesn't trust the government
>outdoorsy
>good with machines/cars
>can lift me
>ok with living in the woods/the desert
>will help me dig tunnel complexes to hide weapons from the feds
>good at bantz but apologizes if he hurts my feelings
>likes Hunter S. Thompson
>likes cuddling
>6-7 inch dick
>good balance of cute and handsome (if that's even possible)
>will watch cool movies with me
No.369160
>>369153
>tfw the person who would find you perfect is an ocean away, and even though you would love to move to the U.S. commitments mean I have to stay here for education.
Someday, I'll find someone close…
No.369163
>>369160
Well, it'll be a couple years before I think I'll be ready to start a long term relationship with someone. Maybe we can keep in touch? What's your kik?
No.369173
>>369153
>tfw no husbando to go live innawoods in alaska & escape clownworld with me
hunter was kind of a really shitty person irl
No.369178
>is shorter that me (5'10") or same height
>lives on the west coast
>is 18-24
>is a bottom
>is feminine and cute
>likes wearing cute clothes
>likes staying inside
>likes vidya and weeb shit
That's pretty much all I need in a boy
No.369214
Bf
>around 160-185cm
>is 18-22
>not very masculine
>white (being mixed is okay so long it's not black blood)
>can switch between bottom and top
>has little or no body hair
>is a little feminine (a lot is also okay)
>dick size doesn't matter to me
>plays vidya
>likes cuddling while watching shows (if you also like anime that's a plus)
>colour of hair doesn't matter to me
>be loyal
>is open to new stuff
>is a virgjn like me (not that important tho)
>doesn't hate animals
>lives in the netherlands
Me
>170-175cm
>18 years old
>blonde
>bisexual
>dutch
>kinda fat, working on losing weight tho
>lil bit autistic
>neet but trying to get a job
>introverted
>modest
>I'm open to new stuff
>okay with being rough in bed from time to time
>small uncut dick
>all I play atm is pubg and warband but I'm okay with playing other games together
>my humour can be kinda dark
>don't care about politics but I'm a little bit right wing
>too shy to do anything like holding hands outside in public (if we're inside and alone then I'm totally fine with it) and I don't want anybody to know that I'm into guys at least for now
Once I'm at my desired weight I hope I meet my ideal bf
No.369218
Him:
> lives on the east coast
> loves being the little spoon, but wants to be a big spoon once and a while
> doesn't mind a masculine bf (me)
> is cute and likes wearing long socks and other cute things around the house
> likes watching movies and shows while cuddling
> enjoys the cold
> passionate about music, art, STEM, or programming and computer stuff
Me:
> early 20s, 5'10"
> decent CS job
> read weeb manga
> like surreal and alternative comedy shows
> a bit shy, but very affectionate
> dream of vacationing in Japan, Taiwan and maybe South Korea
> learned some Chinese and a bit of Japanese in college but I'm not very good
> play strategy and nerdy games >.<
No.369241
>>369160
Fug you sound like me, except I got the pacific ocean in my way
No.369259
>>369214
>have all but the >lives in the netherlands part
this world is so cruel
No.369265
>Lives for the cute life (this also means cute on the inside too!)
>Loves hands on affection/cuddles and will appreciate it dearly
>Pure soul as I am a pure boi too
>Healthy/stable mental state (I will make sure you stay that way)
>Honest with emotions/loyal/caring
>Hopeless romantic (like myself)
>Foodie that enjoys/appreciates fresh whole ingredients (cooking quality food is one of my passions)
>Right leaning politically with no cucked views
>Would prefer a smol boi as I am 6 foot
>Enjoys being active as much as a shut in geek that will stay up late with me
>Good ear for music and enjoys all genres if it sounds good enough.
>Good level of intelligence with self-awareness
>Dresses clean/minimal and not like a turbo
autist
I will look after you, help you with anything & be your best friend. I have been through it all & came out a champion.
No.369293
>>369218
where on the east coast bb?
No.369306
>>369293
Tristate area. If we're close I'll tell you exactly where~ Do you have a telegram or email?
No.369337
>>369265
Sounds am awful lot like me, though I'm not that smol :p
Wanna post an email or discord or something?
No.369344
>cute boy
>pure would be nice since i'm still pure
>similar interests in vidya, play mainly gsg and mmos with some fps
>down to join me when i play with my group of friends since i play with them often
>happy to spend free time cuddling in bed and watching stuff
>wants something actually serious
>distance isn't a problem since i live just outside a major city with trains everywhere
>can stay extended lengths since i have my own place
>political views aren't an issue as long as you don't try pushing them off on me
>i'm always down to try any hobbies/interests you have
>likes doggo since me and my family are doggo people and i plan of getting one when i can
>happy to meet the family
>put up with my food, like to cook but don't think i'm that good
>doesn't mind me being clumsy and hopelessly romantic
>want to make you happy and loved
No.369372
>kind and gentle but with some backbone when it's called for
>a noble spirit
>a romantic through and through, both in terms of love and as a world view
>intelligent and witty, not afraid to tease and the like
>blonde, though frankly I wouldn't pass someone with all the other qualities I like over hair colour
>moderately feminine but with some masculine qualities in terms of appearance
>virgin
>extremely kinky
>extremely subby
>would play vidya with me
>into weeb nonsense
>likes to snuggle up in the evenings and get all cozy and comfy
>right wing although as long as they're not intolerably left wing I don't mind
>likes to cook because I'm a klutz with domestic things
>appreciates beauty where it can be found, even very melancholy beauty
>likes to go out in the countryside
No.369386
>wants to be my daddy
>treats me like he owns me
>rough and dominant but has a sensitive heart and truly wants to understand me and my feelings
>makes me know that there would be no-one else in the entire world he could possibly ever want to be with
>is encouraging and always wants to make me feel attractive even when i don't feel it in myself
>enjoys talking/debating/theorizing about deep topics and being open minded
>believes that life goes beyond what we can simply touch and see and is a little bit spiritual minded (not relgious per se)
>likes nostalgia
>has a close to "no limits" list of fetishes or things he's willing to try
>cares about the envireoment/animals enough to not want to butcher them
>doesn't let me be a lazy faggot for a very long
>wants to mentor me and always has time for me when i'm overly emotional or stressed and need to talk (this happens a lot)
>likes to call me "sunshine"
No.369395
>>369386
Hey there. I think I fill a lot of your criteria, and I’d like to be your daddy.
No.369399
>>369386
as long as
>cares about the envireoment/animals enough to not want to butcher them
doesn't mean vegan then I can fill the part.
No.369466
No.369475
ideal grill
> is grill
> hard left, communism, short of abolition of the state ie stateless society, bernie or a-political
> art school, programming, mathematics-physics, biology-chemistry, music
> large collection girl socks, knee-highs, stockings
> wears thongs, spandex, yoga pants
> also : heels
> pure submissive
> pills, castrated, bio
> retro games
> old anime
> over 300 games played or anime watched combined
> has put behind her NEET ways
> console-gamer tho, maybe PC also
> high-paying and secure job in the proprietary JS industry
> unconventional lifestyle
> not offended by MDE
> vegetarian, straight edge
> knowledge of punk rock history
> to sum it up : impeccable taste in everything including rock, socks and functional programming languages
Job done here!
No.369483
>>364124
>>369475
God Forbid Someone actually prove how much of a Joke politics are these days
No.369493
>>369483
90% of here take their political opinions from exotic Asian text2text boards, what do you expect?
Trump has just passed the biggest reform to the US tax system in 30 years, and literally all independent economic experts agree that it's not going to work, because trickle-down economics worked oh so well in the past, right, right, and it's literally a gift to his 1%er friends and business associates, which has as by-effect that taxes are actually going to increase for 80 million of Americans.
But, yeah, let's totally make America great. Let's not read the newspapers.
No.369494
>>368389
incase anyone is interested I'm a super /K/ Type , I've seen Upotte and Girls und Panzer and I'm a massive fan of guns (I'm gonna fill out some ATF paper work at some point for a silencer , maybe buy a AR aswell tho can't a Pistol type since I'm not 21)
No.369506
>>369493
eh agreed I Honestly feel grain of salt on most things is the best solution . Most people online are batshit insane .
No.369521
>>368389
>I'm a massive fan of milsim
>Hoarder
>Antique collector
>I love shopping with a passion
>Gun Lover
>History lover
>I've been working towards getting my GED for a couple months now then moving on towards getting a degree in computer science
>I Have Depression symptoms
>I Occasionally work out
>I'm nervous unless with people I don't know
>I'm very nervous around new people
>I'm likely to stutter around new people
>I look down at the ground at new people
>I Have Aspergers
>I'm love learning new things
>I'm very annoyed with stuff such as cheating and forcing fetishes
>I Prefer not swearing unless I'm angry
>I Have a short attention span though I will watch a movie if someone asks
>I'm a fairly right leaning individual leaning towards center or libertarian , if you hijack a conversation for your political views I will leave
>I love action figures of 1:8
>I like collecting patches
>I have stuff fairly messy
>I'm effeminate
>I Have very very large hips
>my cock is 5 inches (nearly 6)
>I'm a big fan of old anime
>I Also love foreign films in general
No.369529
>18-25
>Preferably more masculine, but I like feminine guys too
>Not a normie
>Is more outgoing than me
>Is actually interested in men (ie. not prison gay)
>In decent shape (ie. not skinnyfat or obese)
>Preferably taller than me (5'8")
>Likes vidya, animu, typical chan shit
>Interested in art and music
>Generally more conservative views, but it's not a big deal
>Is honest and emotionally supportive
>Willing to take things slowly
Me
>19
>Twink-ish, long hair. Wish I was cuter/more feminine, but I'm somewhat masculine I guess
>Socially retarded NEET, obviously introverted
>Really into art, draw a lot and love music
>Play a lot of vidya
>A lot of emotional problems, have trouble opening up to people at all
>Fine with a LDR, at least temporarily
>Would like to take things slowly and become friends first, meeting someone for the first time and expecting a romantic relationship out of it seems weird to me
No.369538
>>369529
i fit that pretty well.
hmu at throwmeaway@cock.li if you'd like to talk
No.369571
>>369344
who are you and please b mine
No.369584
I have no hopes of ever finding a boyfriend, but who knows? I'm also really bored right now and need to focus on something else, lest I end up watching porn again.
Him:
>18-26
>White
>Long hair
>172cm-182cm (That's 5'8"-6' in burger units).
>Somewhere between skinny with some muscles to shredded as fuark
>No body hair (Including legs and preferably arms
>Clean shaven face
>No cigarettes, alcohol or drugs.
>Preferably vegetarian or okay with the fact that I am.
>Green or blue eyes, but that is absolutely not a requirement.
>Not a fucking slut (I'm no virgin either, but promiscuity is unacceptable)
>Not socially retarded
>Should have more interesting things to talk about than video games, animes, etc.
>Not a communist subhuman or nazi fuck. I tend to prefer more right leaning guys.
>No extradordinary fetishes. Shit, piss, blood, mummification, diaper, etc.
>Should keep himself presentable, which also includes feet, though I really don't like feet. It's just that nasty feet make my skin crawl.
>Not too picky about his taste in games, as long it's not shit like Fifa, but then again, the kind of guys that fit my other requirements never happen to like that garbage.
>Doesn't just want to lay all day around in bed and be lazy.
>Switch. Having a preference for either is okay, just not too much.
>Preferably average sized dick and uncut, but neither is a requirement.
>Doesn't intend to let himself go the older he gets.
>Preferably not an autist. Nothing against you guys, but it's just not easy for me.
>As long as he doesn't like modern Pop, Hip Hop, R'n'B, Trap or even the really old classic Rock shit like Beatles etc, I'm fine with his music taste.
Me:
>White
>Shoulder length hair, brown hair
>Green eyes
>Skinny with a bit of muscles. Working on getting bigger and ripped.
>Regularily shave my face and body, but I can get quite lazy, though I would keep it more strictly if I was in a relationship.
>Play games like Dragons Dogma, Pokémon, Metal Gear, Dark Souls, Portal, Witcher, Super Mario, Castlevania, Sonic, Prototype and a few more. I started playing on my Laptop and don't intend on buying another console again, other than Nintendo due it's exclusives.
>Animes like Dragonball, Evangelion, Hellsing Ultimate, One Punch Man, Pokémon, Digimon and others I plan on watching eventually, but I'm not heavily into it. Would be great to have someone watch it with me together.
>Don't watch movies, but always open to recommendations. For what it's worth, I enjoy movies like the Alien and Predator franchise (Not the AVP movies,though) and Fight Club. Just ask, if you are unsure.
>I do calisthenics, though I should take it up another notch and train more often/more of the difficult stuff.
>6 inch dick, uncut.
>I mostly listen to Industrial and some Metal, but not very often.
>Not very emotional, but can be affectionate.
>100% Switcher and enjoy both equally.
>Half greek, half serbian, but pale as fuck if that matters to anyone.
All in all I'm not that hard to get along with, but very pedantic with my requirements.
No.369776
>>369386
Anon come back, I wanna talk to you!
No.369791
>>369571
you can add me on discord and talk friend Connor#5419
No.369795
No.369802
>>369795
The fuck? Why should I do that?
No.369803
All right, I'm doing this again because I really need to perfect this :
> Dance degree, (performance) art
> Private liberal arts college, New York / Massacussets area
> Socialized by females mostly
> Mostly female friends
> Multiple sisters
> Hormones
> Laser hair removal
> punk rock
> social justice
> bottom only
Me :
top trans, straight acting, expert on Picasso's blue period, poor :(
No.369825
I live far away from all the anglosphere countries, so this is closer to daydreaming rather than trying to find a cutie ;-;
Ideal bf
>into cute things and feeling cute himself
>pale skin, short height, effeminate, race/country aren't relevant at all
>doesn't care much about politics
>not a super loud person, maybe a bit of an introvert
>uncut
>loves to crossdress/trap and feel girly and submissive in bed
>bottom, l don't mind switch if he wants to but l'm fine being a masc top
>can stand a partner with depression
>would rather spend the night cuddling and blowing each other after a movie rather than going out
That's pretty much what l would like in a boy.
No.369826
I'm doing this because its an interesting concept that I haven't really forced myself to think about too much. This does seem like a really bad way to meet guys though because it makes everyone seem picky as fuck.
>Adult, maybe up to 27.
>In my country, maybe up to five hours away.
>Intelligent up to a point - obviously not so intelligent as to make me look like a child next to me - Someone who's comfortable talking and challenging someone whos probably around average intelligence.
>able to enjoy/humor off the cuff discussions about political/philosophical subjects with someone who doesnt have a university tier background in these subjects.
>able to enjoy a hobby that we can do together - even something simple like a game we can play together or watching series/movies
>maintains a comfortable distance. I.E not obsessive.
>Just because its a a relationship we should be on slightly equal footing. They should have issues that we can work on together, but nothing unfixable - nobody wants to be with a depressed person who wont shut up about it or make a genuine effort to get better.
>We need to be able to connect on some level emotionally. I cant really define what this might entail trait wise as i don't really know, and it probably wouldn't matter
>We need to be compatible lovers - Obviously we need to be attracted to eachother. I'm also a bit of a degenerate kinkster, they probably need to be into cages, chains, diapers and the like and into degrading me gently.
>Would probably need to have the same outlook on life as me, which is a very laid back and honestly quite apathetic. I could see a more driven bf who can challenge me to work on my career as maybe being good for me but i dont know for sure.
>has to be more forceful/outgoing than me - I have the passive and shy meme traits like everyone else here and if we're going to get anything done they cant possibly be as shy as me
>Knows when to be brutally honest as nobody can develop as a person without having honest constructive feedback
>Will have to be comfortable with chan culture because I made all my friends online and I cant get their culture out of my head
>not hairy (unless he finds a way to make it work)
No.369828
>>369826
And what are you like, anon?
No.369830
>>369826
Such a great personality, so many quotable things. Except for the black text, that was a little too much for me, but honesty is the best policy.
Especially the "if we're going to get anything done" they can't be as shy part and making all your friends online.
Hope you find someone who's a sweetheart like you!
No.369834
>>369826
Sounds like we could get a long
No.369841
>>369828
>And what are you like, anon?
>>369830
I'm sorry i didn't really describe myself.
>22
>Skinny but would like to put on just a little bit of muscle mass to get that twinkish look but not sure how to increase my diet/exercise accordingly
>Long hair, for a boy.
>One of my interests is reading, i've been reading a few of classics lately and my favorite is probably tied between Stoner and the picture of Dorian Gray. Its really a tossup as to what i'll like in a book because some characters and settings can really turn me off. Similar for non fiction books.
>As you could probably tell from the above post i really like bouncing ideas around through debate as that's how i form my opinions but i dont have anyone i do that with currently so I'm really rusty on it.
>I like a wide range of games but my favorites are probably strategy games so stuff like civ, i was really good at mobas before i quit, and total war.
>A good factor for finding movies and series i enjoy is probably going by the stories exploring ideas i havent seen before. Likeable characters can make or break a show so I just have to try it and see.
>People say i'm funny but I feel like my humor might not be everyones cup of tea.
>Laid back, I just work my 9 to 5 and dont have any reason to be worried about my future. Its quite hard to get me stressed or angry. I have a mostly positive outlook on life.
> I do have a problem . i'm very quiet, reserved and dont socialize properly with people who arent in my group of friends. This is something i'm trying to work on though progress is slow.
>I have a problem in confronting people and i find it difficult to say no. A lot of friends will ask me for things they shouldn't really ask for and i'll find myself lending them money when i dont trust them etc, and i'm not able to confront people when they're in the wrong.
>I'm very reactive socially, I cant really start conversations although once the ball is rolling…
>Sexually speaking I'm mostly submissive though i would be interesting in playing the other side every now and then. I have very little sexual experience though.
>Needless to say I'm very open to trying new things, and I have quite a few kinks that i want to try out. My limits would possibly be anything too disgusting like scat or heavy physical pain.
> I am interested in self improvement.
> I guess I am quite feminine - more so than most other men but im not flamboyant or anything
> I like cuddling and dont drive.
>>369830
>honesty is the best policy.
I agree. To lie to a partner would be self sabotage - how could you possibly maintain a house of lies and still try to go into a relationship claiming you wanted it to work out?
No.369843
>>369841
Fug you sound pretty great
No.369863
>>369841
No need to apologise, the thread didn’t ask for much about yourself. You sound kinda interesting, I’ll grant ya.
No.369904
>>369475
>>369803
Why we haven't fired an ICBM on Stockholm is beyond me
No.369937
>guy that I would like to date
>19 years
>pretty
>Asian
>twig but with some build
>calm and collected
>longer hair
Me:
>Hobbies: rocketry, hiking, Kung fu
> 22,
> White
> blonde hair
> blue eyes
> skinny twink
No.369939
>>367713
>I’m in SoCal
> 22
> twig but I’m trying to work out
> blonde
> uni student
No.370206
Nice to see some chaser in desperation add me, you know who you are
No.370277
>>370206
Try checking the thread more than fortnightly then :)
No.370288
>>364451
discord has now changed to GENM の ZOMBIE#4996
No.370416
>>370206
Though, poorly delivered passive-aggression aside, if you're who I think you are the reason I replied so many times was because I was desperately bored over Christmas and you sounded like someone with whom I might have a lot in common. If that's still objectionable to you then by all means say, but otherwise I still have some interest in speaking to you.
No.372514
>>362476
Kik:interestinghyperbole
hmu :)
No.372578
>>362683
I'm probably too much of a bottom for you, but if you're looking for a friend to speak Japanese with, leave some conyact info (or ask me to if you're too shy and still here), I'm taking N2 this summer.
No.382380
I can write an essay for why I want what I want (Im trying to get it down to a philosophy) but here it goes.
*Independent (can handle themselves)
*can communicate through their feelings and emotions well
*naturally optimistic
*is sweet to other people
*humble
*honest
*is open for change (maturity and age)
I've had crushes with guys with all kinds of physical attributes (ive been too scared to make the first move, plus most of them were straight) but all…
*are healthy
*are hygienic
*dress how guys normally dress
*have a penis
*are my size
*have a cute face
Sometimes I think id balance well with someone who is a little more outwardly emotional and energetic (im extremely laid back and patient).
Im 18 and I know I have plenty of time but at the same time I know I cant be dismissive. I'll probably find someone eventually but until then I got myself, my family, and my future to keep up with. Dwelling will likely just waste time.
No.383367
I want a bf who treats me like his little doll and dresses me up in girly clothes and puts makeup on me, if you are interested also feminizing me with hrt.
My ideal bf is someone hairless and attractive. Not necessarily feminine, but I am not attracted to masculine bear mode types desu. Preferably a software engineer, or something similar.
Having similar interests to me may be important, but I have never been in a relationship before, and honestly I can't predict who I will jive with. I like anime, vidya like touhou and yume nikki, I am interested in business and politics but not autistic about it.
I live in East Bay, SF California, and would love to hear from you!!
No.401010
>>361411
You would, you little pleasure elf