/cuteboys/ - Boypussy

>>353460

I think your neighbors probably liked seeing you like that. I would've thought it was cute. As for the firefighters, they see people in underwear all the time because fires happen while people are sleeping and you cant get dressed when you're trying to escape a burning building. There's no way of telling that your toaster was on timer, although you probably could've kept a key somewhere outside to avoid problems like that. Don't beat yourself up, it's your bf's job to tease you for being dumb!

>>353462

still I'm too clumsy

in the last two days I've

>accidentally broke bfs fav cup in a coffee making incident

>almost been killed by toast whilst secretly cross dressing when bf was at work

>locked myself out

>>353460

Don't feel bad, Anon. We all make mistakes. Just remember, you probably turned everyone there gay with just how fucking cute you are.

>>353460

>two threads in a row.

N O T Y O U R P E R S O N A L B L O G

>>353463

yo this is mad cute alright

>>353513

The Swede is right, OP is super adorable.

>>353489

tfw commenting on a thread only makes it last longer :/

>>353528

thanks :3 I feel more useless than annoying most of the time tho

>Can't cook

>Ditzy as fuck

>Clumsy as fuck

>Doesn't think things through

>Stays home and cleans shit while bf works

>Can't figure out how to get inside own house without calling firefighters

It's like you really ARE a woman.

Clumsy people piss me the fuck off.

>>353653

Its cute until it gets to the point where they stop doing stuff to avoid embarrassing moments. Which then usually end up with people feeling more shitty about themselves. Idk how I stopped being clumsy and retarded. I mean I started being able to prove to people that things are right when they tell me its WRONG. I always felt like an idiot when id always be wrong

>>353463

How did you break it

>>353639

>>353653

OP being clumsy isn't that bad, i think when boys have lapses in judgement like if they're trying to remember something it's the most funny and cute thing ever, especially when they aren't usually that dumb. He should've left a key outside his house and thought things through though. I probably would've just broken the window to get back into my house tbh, it doesn't waste firefighter's time doing it that way.

>>353661

I accidentally dropped the sugar jar on it ;-;

>>353639

id agree that I am the woman in the relationship

>>353666

I'm really a full time idiot tho ;-;

>>353688

i wish i was ur bf

>>353688

What part of NZ are you faggots from?

>>355279

>was thinking the same, this guy is the perfect wifu

I don't get it. If you want someone useless to merely take care of, get a DOG. If you want a romantic/sexual partner, find an EQUAL. You'll never be happy in a relationship where you have to do everything.

>>355291

Cuteboys?!? This is SPARTA!

>>355279

Leaving a key outside is perfectly viable still, just keep it somewhere hidden, unless you live in inner city then it isn't. Also, that greentext just about summed up how i would feel about a silly bf like OP. Except for the lewd rough punishment sex

Post pix of you and bf opie

>>355291

>being equal means being the exact same level of competency in all areas.

If he was useless I don't think he'd be in a relationship. Evidently the very least he can clean (this is huge load off of any hard worker's back, it's a little thing but just having that relief) and I'm assuming he's emotionally stable enough to do this (something a lot of people on this board lack) which probably means he can emotional relate to his live in boyfriend and match him on an intellectual level. OPs just feeling like shit and probably won't mention the things he's good at because he's too embarrassed right now.

>toastie machine

Just because you're gay doesn't mean you have to act like a faggot.

>>355552

That's what its called you Brazilian monkey

>>355514

Nah, this person seems completely useless as a human being. A trained monkey can scrub toilets and be "emotionally stable". His only use to his boyfriend is as a warm hole to fuck, because he couldn't even make a goddamn sandwich.

>>355552

>Americans don't call the machine that makes toasties a toastie machine

Bloody yanks.

>>355514

The emotionally unstable ones are the ones that have a had previous relationship or sexual abuse.

You can have a bf while being very unstable. The two could quite easily have screaming matches but they'd rather that than have no bf