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holy shit Anonymous 08/05/17 (Sat) 06:51:52 No.353206

>bf goes to work

>dress up as a chick since bf doesn't know I'm a lil into cross dressing

>gaming all day

>get hungry late at night since I can't cook for shit

>bf isn't home for a hour so decide to make some toast

>playing fallout 2 whilst shitposting on the fb and eating toast

>start choking like hell on toast, thinking I'm gonna die

>luckily manage to swallow toast

my biggest concern was my bf finding my dead body curled up to a laptop with fallout 2 open and me dressed as a chick

Anonymous 08/05/17 (Sat) 08:19:22 No.353208

A fag afraid his boyfriend is too faggy to shag him if he looks like a girl. what the hell is this?

just fall asleep on the couch one day while dressed as a girl and when he gets home and wakes you up, ask him if he likes it.

Anonymous 08/05/17 (Sat) 08:36:47 No.353211

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I always wondered if all you New Zealanders live in hobbit holes.

>tfw no crossdressing cuteboy to come home to and play classic games with who makes me toast as well

Anonymous 08/05/17 (Sat) 11:28:26 No.353233

At the moment I live with family and besides them knowing I'm still uncomfortable with it around them. So this is kinda me. Kinda

Anonymous 08/05/17 (Sat) 11:57:23 No.353236

>>353208

could also depend on the OP's build, is the OP slender or butch? Would he be able to pull off grill clothes?

Anonymous 08/05/17 (Sat) 16:05:12 No.353259

>>353208

This, i wouldnt be able to resist seducing my bf with my girly dresses and lingerie. OP just man up and have him come home to you cooking in full lingerie and act like an oblivious slut for him like a good boy wife. Its your duty as a cd

Anonymous 08/05/17 (Sat) 16:42:44 No.353263

>>353206

chew your food you knickers wearing faggot

Anonymous 08/06/17 (Sun) 03:02:32 No.353329

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>>353236

kinda slender, gonna be exorcising more since snowboarding season (selfie from days ago below kek

>>353211

we kinda live in a hobbit hole, its a flat below road level like 2 stories below the road but it's on a mountain

>>353259

im too much of a pussy

Anonymous 08/06/17 (Sun) 03:40:09 No.353331

>>353329

earthquakes ever get you round there?

Anonymous 08/06/17 (Sun) 04:11:37 No.353336

>>353329

Omg is that you? Cute!

Anonymous 08/06/17 (Sun) 04:13:33 No.353337

>>353336

Btw OP i think you should do what

>>353208

Said. If i were your bf and i saw you on the couch in girl's clothes i wouldn't be able to resist. He's not too gay to like dresses probs

Anonymous 08/06/17 (Sun) 04:29:50 No.353341

>>353211

Some of us do, but since the destruction of The Ring it's safe to come out.

Anonymous 08/06/17 (Sun) 05:14:14 No.353343

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>>353341

That's not why they live in holes in the ground.

>Is it?

Anonymous 08/06/17 (Sun) 06:09:02 No.353350

>>353336

yea, thanks ^_^

>>353331

every once in a while

they give me panic attacks sadly

>>353337

if I was brave enough

Anonymous 08/06/17 (Sun) 06:52:17 No.353354

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>>353350

It's not a conscious decision, just literally fall asleep on a couch in your house before your bf gets home! I think he'd find it insanely cute that you "tried to" hide it but then he found out your secret anyways. Besides, what's the point dressing up really nice and sexy when nobody is around to call you a qt!

Anonymous 08/06/17 (Sun) 07:15:06 No.353357

>>353206

tfw no fallout bf

Anonymous 08/06/17 (Sun) 07:38:27 No.353361

>>353354

I guess I could since I'm nocturnal af all I'd need to do is not drink coffee and I'd be asleep all day but I'd still be super nervous >>353357

I'm the worst kinda fallout fan

can't stand the bethesda ones :( too casual like skyrim or F3 most of the game was spent in tunnels :/

Anonymous 08/06/17 (Sun) 07:44:59 No.353362

>>353361

>I'm the worst kinda fallout fan

>can't stand the bethesda ones