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 No.350282

>tfw you will never ever buy condoms at the supermarket, because you are brave and don't care about being seen, untill right behind you in the line the mother of your boyfriend sees you, hugs you and greets you and then looks surprised to see you buying condoms

after that akward moment she just laughs though and gives you the implicit permission to fuck her own son and exlaims "oh, the youth"

>tfw you will never buy condoms holding hands with your bf in a mixture of akwardness, hornyness and joking around, because you and her are going at it for the first time ever (right after school ;)

how does it feel to never having experienced teenage love?

 No.350286

>>350282

Don't know anon, I've done the second almost exactly.


 No.350287

>>350286

doesn't count if you didn't do it while you were a pupil


 No.350289

Reminds me of the time my friend and I were in CVS and he said needed condoms since his gf would be in town. I walked away to look around since I wasn't buying anything and when we met up on line I couldn't fucking help myself.

I play up my gay voice and go "make sure you get the right size this time, you remember what happened last time," put my head on his shoulder "I'll be in the car." then I walked out of the store to wait. The way he acted when he walked out implied he couldn't talk his way out of how gay that looked. all I got was a "you bastard" and I laughed about it the rest of the night.


 No.350297

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>>350289

nice one, anon


 No.350301

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>>350289

Last year my best friend and I were going to drive back to uni after summer break (this was the last day of summer) and he hadn't seen his girlfriend all summer.

We stopped at Rite-Aid in our town to buy some condoms for him and went in together. We go up to the pharmacy counter to pay and from behind the shelves comes out my mom's friend and sees us two guys buying condoms. She shoots me a death stare and I just smile. Later that night my mom called me asking if I'm a faggot (her words). I denied it, but it was the closest time my parents have been suspicious of me being gay even though I ironically wasn't doing anything gay.


 No.350308

>>350282

>>350289

what the fuck would two teenage boys in love need condoms for? are they so scuzzy they already have the AIDS? if so why bother?


 No.350313

>>350308

Hygiene and bacteria, you uneducated filthy fuck.


 No.350319

>>350313

>ruining sex just to save on soap


 No.350334

>>350308

You can never be too careful.

I won't even give a handjob without protection.


 No.350368

>>350287

I was a pupil, year 10 of high school.


 No.350371

>>350282

>>350287

>>350286

….uhhhh they hand out condoms and lube for free in public high school in Burgerland with no questions asked, all kinds too like durex, trojan,, not just a bunch of shitty unlubed lufestyles ones (they didnt have nice ones like sheerlon tough, but hey its fucking free!), its the only "medical" care we get for free not that I was ever gonna fucking need to get some


 No.350379

>>350282

<Did you fucking post this same thread on fucking R9k OP?


 No.350380

>>350379

I wanted feels, even if I share it with you homos. I don't mind..

>>350371

yeah, but will you ever go to wherever it is they hand these things out HAND IN HAND with your boyfriend in front of the school and the teachers?

WILL YOU, ANON? WILL YOU?


 No.350381

>>350380

its better not to, you gotta fillout a form and shit, you can just text him to meet you outside the school health clinic after you get your free giant brown paper lunch bag full of condoms and hold hands down the hallway


 No.350382

>>350381

but how are you going to make this more akward?


 No.350383

>>350382

it was almost cool to be gay by the time I was in highschool in america

the reality of me being in the closet was more awkward than any fantasy


 No.350386

>>350383

how old are you now?

do you regret having not made any experiences in school?


 No.350387


 No.350388

>>350386

>>350387

hated high school though, mostly regret not having a job so I could afford to be drunk enough to not remember more


 No.350389

>>350387

I am 23.

I regret it too, bro.


 No.350394

>>350389

23. Regretted sleeping with a girl instead of a boy


 No.350395

>>350394

I can't say I share that sentiment, but I agree with the feels.


 No.350402

I kinda experienced a bit of it, rather late in highschool.

Was awkward and meh~

I wish I could have been an openly gay 15 year old and got myself a BF… Way to shy for that tho…


 No.350413

>>350394

26 here, never been on a date even. It's a lifetime of regrets


 No.350427

>experiencing teenage love

Nah man, you only start to feel bad because you age. There's no solution. Getting laid will probably end up being the biggest letdown if you guys let it slide this far.


 No.350506

>>350308

If i came out back then I bet I could have had a bf that I could make out with behind the bleachers. We could send little texts on our shitty flip phones how much we love each other. Maybe I wouldn't be a depressing mess if I had the balls to be out then. Mind you we'd keep what we're doing a secret. It's hotter that way.

It's even better if he's a jock.

>>350427

Bullshit


 No.350515

>>350506

>behind the bleachers

where did this meme come from? its a retarded idea

1 you have to physically leave the school and go to the field, which is across the street half the time

2 the back of the bleachers face the entrance to the field, your in full view of the street at most schools

some actual best places for lewds or just privacy because awkward loser whos trying to read

>2nd floor of empty auditorium

>the roof

>the showers during school hours

>the pool during school hours

>vacant classroom

>emergency exit stairwell

>the basement stairwell

>the fallout shelter turned storage room in the basement


 No.350669

>how does it feel to never having experienced teenage love?

Slight dissapointment. But I missed out on many things so there is worse.


 No.350674

>>350506

>If i came out back then I bet I could have had a bf

At a party at a friend's house following high school graduation, I ran into this guy who was pretty well known for being openly gay. He revealed that he'd had an unrequited crush on me since literally the first day of our freshman year when he met me in biology class (cliche, I know). I didn't come out until I was in my last few months of senior year, and had a still-in-the-closet boyfriend. But if I'd come out when I was a freshman, I could conceivably hooked up with this other guy and been having sex all the goddamn time from age 14 forward.

I do sometimes wonder about whether the change to my life such a thing would have brought would have been worth it. I know damn well 14-year-old me would have literally strangled to death a hundred babies to get routine sex, but in retrospect I can't be sure of the potential consequences. The guy was "popular" so possibly a slut, and wasn't even really my type. Maybe he would have become an asshole? Maybe we would have gotten civil-union-ed in college (gay marriage wasn't legal yet) and I'd be stuck with him? Maybe I'd have a totally normal (aside from being a fag) life that I regret having lived?

I don't know.


 No.350696

>>350674

>having a bf that isn't your type


 No.350729

>>350674

At 14 I doubt you'd both be any good at fucking anyway. Every straight friend I've had said sex they had from that age till college was awkward, but none of them regret it.

You might have had sex once and both felt not ready or maybe you'd just kissed or made out. It's not worth thinking about what could have been. Just think about now and the future. You are who you are now based ob what you've done. If you did come out then you might not be who you are today. Both good and bad things in life make you who you are.


 No.350746

>>350729

sex the first few times with anyone is awkward you fucking virgin


 No.350747

>>350729

>tfw no gay friend who I can experiment with

dammit anon, fuck you


 No.350776

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