I just want a friend to cuddle on a couch with and watch some horror movies. Is that too much to ask?

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Anonymous 07/04/17 (Tue) 03:15:40 No.349236

I just want a friend to cuddle on a couch with and watch some horror movies. Is that too much to ask?

Anonymous 07/04/17 (Tue) 05:30:56 No.349251

Es scheint als ob du zu viel fragst germanbro. One can always hope though. Hard enough to find someone a world away that you fit well with, let alone someone close enough to touch. Ich fühlte mich so schrecklich einsam. Es ist alles so mühsam

Anonymous 07/04/17 (Tue) 14:40:52 No.349292

>>349236

That sounds really cute anon

Anonymous 07/04/17 (Tue) 15:52:05 No.349301

Consider the following:

>sharing a Morrowind playthrough with your bf with one of you sitting on the other's lap

Anonymous 07/04/17 (Tue) 21:53:32 No.349332

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>you'll never cuddle with your German bf and discuss the proper reparations that your country deserves

why even live

Anonymous 07/06/17 (Thu) 03:26:31 No.349454

I've actually got that but it's kinda weird. We've started cuddling recently but he has been my nearest friend since we were 8 years old.

It feels so nice but I think we are both a bit weirded out afterwards.

Anonymous 07/08/17 (Sat) 11:53:16 No.349768

>>349236

It's not guaranteed but leaving a way to contact you would have probably boosted your chances

Anonymous 07/08/17 (Sat) 16:01:32 No.349794

>>349236

I wanna do this too, but add in "make horror porn."

Anonymous 07/09/17 (Sun) 18:27:16 No.349968

>>349454

Sexigt

Anonymous 07/10/17 (Mon) 16:00:58 No.350086

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Yes, frienship denied now go and be a fuck toy for Abu Amir you Germanstanian!

Anonymous 07/10/17 (Mon) 18:14:28 No.350097

Kudos to my fellow germambros. I am on a cuteboys holiday in the us right now with a cuteboys friend.

Exploring in cute clothes at daytime and Sex and cuddles ar night time! Highly recommended!

You will find someone someday, just don't give up!

Anonymous 07/10/17 (Mon) 23:12:59 No.350156

>>350097

Living the dream