I accidentally jizzed on my straight friend, what is the proper conduct in this situation?Ok so long story short, I was rubbing of one in the shower after gym, and Brad came in and he was like ''Hey Bro!'' just as I was about to cum. Now I have a big c

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Anonymous 06/23/17 (Fri) 08:52:03 No.347819

I accidentally jizzed on my straight friend, what is the proper conduct in this situation?

Ok so long story short, I was rubbing of one in the shower after gym, and Brad came in and he was like Hey Bro! just as I was about to cum. Now I have a big crush on him and I tried to stop it but seeing him there naked just as I was about to cum made me instantly release the flood gates and I came all over his tummy and legs. He was a bit pissed and as he walked to another shower booth tree other gym bro's came in, he tried to hide it but they all saw him covered in cum and … yea. What do we do from here? Surely this has happened to some of you before?

Anonymous 06/23/17 (Fri) 09:41:07 No.347820

Lick it off and give him bedroom eyes while you twirl your hair around your fingers.

Anonymous 06/23/17 (Fri) 15:51:22 No.347834

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>>347819

>Guy just tries to walk into a shower with you

>Says "hey bro" unironically

>Doesn't immediately run when he sees you beating off and instead lets cum drench him

Yeah I'm not helping create fantasy fodder, anon.

Anonymous 06/23/17 (Fri) 16:24:48 No.347836

>>347834

DYEL?

Shower stalls are close together and there is a very narrow passage to get from one to the other, he had to pas by me.

He didn't know what I was doing from where he was standing(shower stalls have walls to the sides made of plastic) and I didn't hear him till he was right next to me cause I was enjoying it and shower noises.

He tried to run as he realized what I was doing but when my cum hit him he panicked and just hit the wall behind him and was like:

-Wtf?!? as I kept cumming, and when he eventually got away the other guys came in…

Anonymous 06/23/17 (Fri) 18:03:13 No.347843

>>347836

You should have told him no homo and offered to blow him as apology except you would have had your fingers crossed behind your back so it would be very homo.

Anonymous 06/23/17 (Fri) 18:12:18 No.347844

>>347819

Continue jizzing on him to establish dominance

Alternatively turn the locker room into the BROJOB zone

Anonymous 06/23/17 (Fri) 21:19:40 No.347863

Screech like a raptor at him.

Anonymous 06/23/17 (Fri) 22:29:59 No.347870

He hasn't answered any of my phone calls, think I just lost my best friend over this.

Rubbing it in the shower was not a good idea.

Anonymous 06/23/17 (Fri) 22:50:48 No.347872

>>347870

wew lad, pretend it was just an accident, and apologize next you two see each other face to face alone.

Anonymous 06/23/17 (Fri) 23:08:52 No.347874

that shit didn't happen but if in the slim chance it did just say "it's just a prank bro"

Anonymous 06/27/17 (Tue) 15:49:18 No.348447

Tell him he can cum on you sometime to make it even