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Anonymous 03/05/17 (Sun) 15:05:50 No.328008

>when you wipe and there's no poop

Anonymous 03/05/17 (Sun) 15:32:49 No.328012

>when you clean your butt before anal sex and there's no poop but you are glad you did it just to make sure

Anonymous 03/05/17 (Sun) 15:50:55 No.328016

>>328012

>when you clean your butt and stop being horny when you're done

Anonymous 03/05/17 (Sun) 17:49:31 No.328025

>>328016

i hate that so much

Anonymous 03/05/17 (Sun) 18:01:59 No.328027

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>>328016

>when you clean your butt and you're like 15 minutes in the shower because you're being thorough

>he's sort of out of the mood at that point, playing hearthstone or some other pc game

>I didn't spend a quarter of an hour shooting water up my butt for nothing buddy

>get him back in the mood with teasing and suggestion

>he finally gets the message and takes me

>get pounded into oblivion and feel him finish inside

>he pulls out of you, cleans up and goes back to playing videogames after satisfying you

>lie in the afterglow watching him steal occasional glances back at you splayed out on the bed

>if you stay like that for long enough he'll come back for another round

Anonymous 03/05/17 (Sun) 18:16:23 No.328029

>>328027

Waah, that's so cute. Just reading that makes me feel all bubbly inside~

Anonymous 03/05/17 (Sun) 19:35:11 No.328041

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>>328027

This is why I always tried to be cleaned on days when my ex-bf seemed like he wanted me. It'd be pretty obvious. He'd be more touchy feely or ask me to wear certain underwear he liked a lot. Stuff like that.

>tfw no bf anymore to tell me to wear cute lingerie and have me walk with him everywhere being all fidgety and in constant anticipation, knowing he was going to ravish me later that day.

Anonymous 03/05/17 (Sun) 20:16:13 No.328054

>>328041

>ex

Looks like there's a story there. Care to tell us more?

Anonymous 03/05/17 (Sun) 20:23:45 No.328061

>>328054

it's nothing exciting. I was the first boy he'd tried to date and I guess it turned out he wasn't really all that into boys. He started criticizing me a lot but I was kinda in love so I sort of tried to just listen to his criticism and try to use it to improve myself but then he started talking a lot to some girl and it was painfully obvious that he was more into her than me, but I tried to accept that. He ended up breaking up with me because he too realized he felt too strongly about the girl for the relationship with me to be fair to me. I don't think he ever got in a relationship with the girl. We kept in touch for a while as friends but it sort of fizzled from there. Now we're just the 'fb friends who occasionally like each others post' types of friends. It's probably better this way.

Anonymous 03/05/17 (Sun) 21:16:24 No.328080

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>tfw too tight to enjoy anal sex

Anonymous 03/05/17 (Sun) 21:19:00 No.328082

>>328080

Gotta work your way up. I could barely take a finger and now I'm taking 2.5" diameter dildos :o

Anonymous 03/05/17 (Sun) 22:12:54 No.328119

>>328080

>tfw so tight I bleed from just a finger

Kill me

Anonymous 03/05/17 (Sun) 22:21:46 No.328128

>>328119

I find it unlikely you're doing it right. If you were so tight you would have eternal bleeding every time you took a shit.

Are you sure you're using enough lube? No matter what porn tells you, spit is no where near enough lubrication for prolonged fun with a finger or anything.

Anonymous 03/05/17 (Sun) 22:22:12 No.328129

>>328119

Are you using lube? Spit is not lube, dries way too quickly

Anonymous 03/05/17 (Sun) 22:24:12 No.328130

>>328128

>>328129

I use silicone lube, lots of it. It's because I have weak walls as well.

>If you were so tight you would have eternal bleeding every time you took a shit.

Yeah about that

Anonymous 03/05/17 (Sun) 22:29:23 No.328134

>>328130

Aww anon :(. Have you been to a doctor? Have you tried things that are relatively frictionless like prostate massages?

Anonymous 03/05/17 (Sun) 22:31:20 No.328138

>>328134

Yes, it's incurable. And no, it's kept me alone pretty much. I feel like damaged goods in a way, and unlike what people say online people don't want someone who wants to take it slow, at least not where I live.

Anonymous 03/05/17 (Sun) 22:37:29 No.328143

>>328134

>>328138

Also i have tries prostate massages. Merely the act of insertion opens up a cut.

Anonymous 03/05/17 (Sun) 22:39:11 No.328144

>>328138

That's pretty tragic, but you still have benis and mouth (and for the more kinky: armpits/feet).

I think most of us have trouble finding the right person nearby though. Everyone has different wants and needs, physical and emotional, that make it hard to find someone else, but it's possible.

Anonymous 03/05/17 (Sun) 22:42:41 No.328147

>>328144

I'd honestly do it anyway. It's not a lot of blood, just a little bit, just I'm afraid of it ever getting worse. I'd do anything to please someone I loved, just I'm more afraid of turning them off because of this.

Anonymous 03/05/17 (Sun) 23:10:05 No.328158

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>>328147

>tfw no fellow cuteboy to cuddle with without getting into disgusting anal play

i'd rather jerk off while sucking dick than to fuck someone's butt honestly

Anonymous 03/05/17 (Sun) 23:58:27 No.328180

>>328016

Never happened to me. If anything, it just builds up suspense and makes me want to be fucked even more.

Anonymous 03/06/17 (Mon) 03:31:01 No.328230

So how do you guys get clean? I use a squeeze bottle.

Anonymous 03/06/17 (Mon) 13:08:59 No.328324

>>328158

This.

Honestly, I can't imagine butt play being that bad if you use enemas and condoms.

I think it's pretty lewd to wear someone else's condom they jizzed in…

Anonymous 03/06/17 (Mon) 16:12:58 No.328346

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>>328158

>>328324

>tfw no cuteboy to use an onahole on and then use myself

Anonymous 03/06/17 (Mon) 16:36:49 No.328348

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>>328346

>tfw I'm not at all interested in topping but I love handjobs and really want this

Anonymous 03/06/17 (Mon) 20:05:18 No.328385

File: fd7361797957f4b⋯.mp4 (4.23 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Cumming on my fleshlight a….mp4)

>>328348

can take turns

vid is broccolibutts

Anonymous 03/06/17 (Mon) 22:59:15 No.328415

>>328128

>eternal bleeding

FOREVERMORE DO I SHED MY LIFES BLOOD FOR YOU MY SON

Anonymous 03/07/17 (Tue) 08:42:51 No.328486

>>328130

>>328138

So… what? You just got really bad chronic hemorrhoids or something? The doctor can't just go, "Yep, it's incurable. Nothing you can do." without a fucking explanation. Or else you should get a different doctor.

Anonymous 03/07/17 (Tue) 09:00:00 No.328488

>>328486

No, not hemorrhoids. Yes, I got an explanation.

Anonymous 03/08/17 (Wed) 00:58:43 No.328684

>>328488

So… what is it, then?

Anonymous 03/18/17 (Sat) 15:58:39 No.330771

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