>try being hairy
>hate it
>always feels dirty
>always feels itchy
>always uncomfortable
>hating life
>envy (too strong of a word for what I mean to say) women for being so smooth and nice and smelling like flowers (well the nice ones)
>shave whole body and face with the grain
>nothing gets shaved
>feel stubble everywhere
>feels irritating and even more itchy
>grows back literally before its even the next day
>shave whole body and face against the grain
>severe irritation and ingrown hairs
>hair grows back right away
>itch EVERYWHERE for weeks
>try to find waxing place
>9999999999 places of "sorry we don't do guys" or "we do waxing but not the privates or butt" later
>find waxing place that does
>very expensive doing the whole body including face and privates and everything
>hurts alot, but managable
>several visits and many extremely embarrassing accidental boners and cherry red blushing later
>"oh anon you poor thing, it's okay it's totally natural, happens to all the boys I wax, it actually makes my job easier because the skin is pulled tight" "o-oh… o-o-k-kay… s-s-orry…"
>skin very irritated
>balls just peeling skin like crazy, alot of pain for weeks
>skin finally stops being irritated, right as hair starts growing back
>have to choose between looking like I have full body bee stings and rashes or being ALMOST a trap but sadly not quite there, but with horrible hairy bear hair
>not cute enough to be full trap anyways, even if successful.
>severe depression
>try epilating because cheaper
>get a really good one
>severe pain all over body
>face and privates are most painful
>same problems as shaving or waxing
>look like a walking rash monster
>hair grows back right away
>go to a lazer place
>alot of money
>goodbye savings
>get zapped with the smell of burning hair all over my body
>pinches and burns
>fast forward a few years
>hair grew back literally everywhere even worse
>severe depression
>try nair or other hair removal things
>follow instructions carefully
>all my skin is burning and melting off
>OH FUCK OH SHIT FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>apparently my skin is too sensitive and too weak and allergic
>covered in chemical burns
>scars take a few months to go away
>never forget the smell of my own melting flesh
>somehow heal up without looking like a full body burn victim
>contemplate totryagain
>by doing some research on electrolysis
any cuteboys know about electrolysis?