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not gay tho Anonymous 08/02/16 (Tue) 23:47:22 No.288088

Heya,

I'm not gay, honest. ( :^) )

I just learned I like getting my prostate massaged after some experimenting with my girlfriend. (told her I wasn't into it)

So I looked stuff up about prostate massaging.

Push came to shove and I started searching for dildos.

In a horny state of mind I purchased the dildo with some lube and condoms.

After I came I went to sleep and forgot to cancel the order.

Now I have a dildo…

I want to return it (still in the delivery-box it came in) cause I feel like I'll regret it every time I cum and I don't wanna feel like that.

Please convince me to either send the stuff back or keep it. I know y'all are probably inclined to tell me to keep it cause you like the feeling but please consider my cons.

Pros:

Getting an incredible orgasm.

Cons:

Going to have massive regrets after usage (already have after shoving my fingers up there). I don't like that feeling, fam.

Don't have the funds to keep buying lube and/or condoms.

Not going to keep it for long cause I'll be moving in with my girlfriend in a few months (not gonna suggest pegging cause it's weird and awkward for me) and I don't want her to know I bought a dildo.

Anonymous 08/03/16 (Wed) 00:01:58 No.288093

>>288088

fix your mindset

use the dildo

Anonymous 08/03/16 (Wed) 00:03:30 No.288094

>>288093

Outside of the mindset I'm gonna keep it for 2 months top though. Feels like a waste of my money tbh.

Anonymous 08/03/16 (Wed) 00:42:26 No.288097

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>>288088

Just tell her it's her fault bro. Not your fault she molested your innocent (and apparently naturally sensitive) prostate~

Real talk, if you like it that much you'll just end up buying another one soon enough. If that's the NS Novelties one then it'll last for years with proper care, so no need to toss it. If you don't want it, give it to her instead.

Of course everyone here just wants you to accept you're a buttslut so we can have a new friend ;3

Anonymous 08/03/16 (Wed) 03:16:51 No.288127

>>288088

There's nothing gay about anal, it's pleasure that's all. Just go with it man, people worry too much about labels or their manliness, just do what feels good.

Anonymous 08/03/16 (Wed) 11:00:37 No.288183

To be honest if she massaged your prostate for you she's probably fine with you having a toy. I don't see why it's a big deal. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

Anonymous 08/03/16 (Wed) 12:04:07 No.288185

If it's that disassociating for you to ride a detached rubber dick then get an aneros device. Most retailers will accept returns for exchange credit if they're unopened and in the box.

Anonymous 08/03/16 (Wed) 12:23:05 No.288188

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i'm straight and came here to ask a question about the aneros and saw this thread

so what is the correct way to "clench" it? do you suck your asshole in like you're trying not to shit, or do you use the muscle that you use when you move your cock up and down?

Anonymous 08/03/16 (Wed) 12:25:12 No.288189

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>>288088

send it to me

Anonymous 08/03/16 (Wed) 15:12:52 No.288204

>>288188

Do you already have it, anon? I think I've been told not to buy Aneros and go with Rudeboy instead.

Otherwise, I would picture that once you put it in, it won't slip out on its own.

Anonymous 08/03/16 (Wed) 15:15:37 No.288205

>>288204

yeah i've owned it for a couple years and use it about once a month

was wondering if i was doing it right though. the best i can do with it is get a feeling like "i'm gonna cum" but that's it.

Toys specifically for prostate massage Anonymous 08/04/16 (Thu) 02:25:25 No.288295

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>>288088

OP if you're that ashamed of a dildo but still want to massage you're prostate, I recommend checking out Aneros. My first butt toy was an aneros progasm ice, and I still use it to this day. Feels fucking amazing fam, and it doesn't look like a veiny dick in you're arse either.

Anonymous 08/16/16 (Tue) 19:57:45 No.290540

>>288088

>I'm not gay i just browse cuteboys and have an 8 inch dildo

Yeah sure your not gay buddy.

Anonymous 08/17/16 (Wed) 09:12:10 No.290641

the regret is absolutely fucking ridiculous that's like a women regretting she slept with a man before marriage or with the lights on or whatever, you aren't even crossdressing or nothing, the cost factor however could be the dealbreaker

Anonymous 08/17/16 (Wed) 12:12:05 No.290660

>>288094

do not purge. The urge will eventually come back and you'll just wind up buying more shit to put in your butt. It might be good to come clean to your gf and say you liked it at least that's what I did. Maybe she could teach you how to be a good girl.

Addendum: if it isn't glass, wood, metal or 100% silicone throw it out before you get ass cancer

Anonymous 08/17/16 (Wed) 14:20:58 No.290667

>>288088

>I don't like that feeling, fam.

Clearly you do

>Keep buying lube and/or condoms.

You don't need condoms just wash your shit after use.

>I don't want her to know

Just hide your shit fam

Anonymous 08/17/16 (Wed) 15:47:31 No.290674

Was that the dildo you bought? Congratulations, you're gay!

If you just want to stimulate your prostate and not your anus, a G-spot vibrator would work better. And you could pretend you bought it for your gf :)

Anonymous 08/17/16 (Wed) 16:33:13 No.290679

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>>288088

put it up your butt and post pictures

Anonymous 08/17/16 (Wed) 21:03:26 No.290711

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>>290660

>Wood

>Splinters plus impossible to sterilize

Anonymous 09/03/16 (Sat) 05:37:33 No.294012

Hey, straight guy here, anyone have advice on how to reach the prostate? don't have any dildos or anything(kinda scared to buy one because i live with my family) and can't seem to find it with my finger.

Anonymous 09/03/16 (Sat) 22:18:34 No.294084

>>294012

the thumb works for me, while standing or sitting push (behind your back, not in the front between the legs) and feel around, should be about the depth of your thumb on the wall closer to your scrotum.

Anonymous 09/03/16 (Sat) 22:21:22 No.294085

>>294084

thanks anon, i'll give it a try.

Anonymous 09/04/16 (Sun) 14:59:15 No.294181

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>>294084

Wrong! Dude you have been thumbing your perineum, or your thumb is six inches long.

Anonymous 09/04/16 (Sun) 21:50:35 No.294213

>>294181

The prostate can be far but it usually no more than two or three inches past the sphincter. You wouldn't need a six inch toy unless you're either a rare case or very fat.

I use my thumb too. It has the best leverage potential and is nice and broad compared to my other thinner fingers.

Anonymous 09/04/16 (Sun) 22:58:02 No.294226

>>294181

My prostate is easily within reach of a finger; no more than two inches deep. Either I'm an anatomical anomaly, of you're full of shit. I suspect that vibrator from that picture isn't six inches long, either.

Anonymous 09/04/16 (Sun) 23:10:34 No.294229

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>>290608

If using a dildo is gay then so is fapping. You are touching a man's dick with your own man hand. That is 100% gay according to your logic.

The truth is that straight guys should be masturbating with a dildo if they like it. Same deal with eating their own cum or using traps / cuteboys as fap fuel. Also it is good practice. While I think straight should only top qt femboys there is always the chance he will want to fuck you too. So it's better to prepare for that. And obviously there is nothing gay about oral sex, but if you aren't used to eating cum then you will only end up not being able to swallow his (after he cums in your mouth or wants to kiss your cum back into yours). Now THAT would make you a bitch.

Dildo Oldfoxbob 10/28/16 (Fri) 22:46:47 No.304777

Real easy man….keep it….lube is things like corn oil. crisco, soap, etc any thing slippery and not dangerious…Heck Spit will work. Keep it….your orgasims are great and you really can not return things like this as its illegal to do so.

Keep it….moving in with your girl friend…hey great gift to give her to remind her of you when your not around…LOL…She will love it and you can use it when she is not around. Both wins….Simply because your str8 and enjoy getting your prostate rubbed with a dildo does not make you gay….I have fucked a lot of str8 guys who would not do any thing else but get fucked. No oral or any thing. And you can get a strap on harness and let her fuck you….go for it….its only kinky once.

Anonymous 10/30/16 (Sun) 01:50:35 No.304997

>>288088

Look, pegging is amazing, you should get over it seeming weird or awkward. If your gf brought up assplay, she's probably already thought about it and its more fun than you can imagine.

anonymous 01/04/17 (Wed) 02:35:06 No.317391

I not gay either. I have no desire to be with another guy. I have had many toys including an 11 inch rubber horse cock I love putting things in my ass. I am however, zoo and have been with both male and female animals. I have been tied more times than I can remember (lies lies i remember them all). I concider myself a trisexual. I did when i was younger get fucked by a friend. Its just not for me.

Anonymous 01/04/17 (Wed) 02:41:12 No.317392

>>294229

This has to be sarcasm. The level of mental gymnastics here to convince yourself it's not really gay is ridiculous.

anonymous 01/04/17 (Wed) 03:18:04 No.317396

I not gay either. I have no desire to be with another guy. I have had many toys including an 11 inch rubber horse cock I love putting things in my ass. I am however, zoo and have been with both male and female animals. I have been tied more times than I can remember (lies lies i remember them all). I concider myself a trisexual. I did when i was younger get fucked by a friend. Its just not for me. >>317391 And for those who ask why am i here. I do however enjoy the fantasy of gay sex. I am pretty sure I wouldn't do it again though

Anonymous 01/04/17 (Wed) 03:21:13 No.317397

>>317396

>I enjoy the fantasy of gay sex

>I'm not gay either

I dunno dude.

Anonymous 02/09/17 (Thu) 20:17:51 No.324068

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>>288094

Jesus Christ, man. Live a little.

In 200 years, everyone in this thread is going to be dead and long forgotten. No one will care you were a small time sexual deviant in a time when people posted their experiences of fucking dogs and horses on a global communications network for everyone to see.

I just ordered a dress, choker, two panties and a bikini for myself because I intend to live my life, not cower in a fear of what others might think if they find that shit.

Some material for your meditation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7VT2EHa0b4

Anonymous 02/09/17 (Thu) 21:53:01 No.324089

>bought way too expensive kitty plug/ears set

>already own one plug and one dildo

no regrets because they're awesome and I love using it and why would I want to take something away from myself when it doesn't hurt anyone just because other people might think it's kinda odd?

Then again I'm completely gay and exclusively bottom and love buttstuff and hate being the penetrating one so maybe my situation is different, but it seems like a really simple problem with a really simple solution. If you like playing with your butt, keep it. If you don't, get rid of it. And I don't mean in the whole "Oh I like it but I get ashamed" way. There's no reason to be ashamed of yourself for doing harmless things that you enjoy.

Anonymous 04/22/17 (Sat) 05:48:53 No.336644

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