No.284733
Is Donald Trump a /cuteboy/?
No.284747
>>284733
I would let him fuck me
No.284759
>>284755
That 3rd picture he reminds someone I know with a similar fucked up smile but he has an overbite problem unlike Trump. I never seen a picture of him that young to be honest it's kinda nerving.
But seems as the years went on Trump seemed to master his smile better. Trump wasn't bad looking and for his age is better looking than a good chunk of his peers he didn't let the stress effect his body much. Not to mention he's a master of smug now.
No.284760
Drumpf is just another rethuglikkklan that hates gays.
sage for shit thread.
No.284763
>>284760
Realistically, he is the ONLY pro-gay candidate for president ever.
No.284775
>>284760
LE DOWNBOATED XDDDD
DRUMPFKINS BTFO
No.284778
>>284759
>Trump
>Even remotely good looking
Jesus christ /pol/, I get that you support him politically but he doesn't have to be a messianic symbol of perfection. He's allowed to have flaws.
No.284783
I've never been attracted to money.
No.284784
>>284755
>you will never stump the young trump
Why even live
No.284808
>>284778
>>284783
>Implying he has any flaws
>canadacuck whose country made hate speech against Islam illegal and legalized bestiality thinks their opinion is worth a damn
>>>/leftypol/
No.284850
>>284808
Canadafag here, OP of this thread.
I would rather have Trump dom me than have [CURRENT YEAR] man as a bottom.
No.284872
>>284850
i wanna dom CURRENT YEAR MAN and trump at the same time and blow a big chunky load on their old hairy chests
No.284895
Voting for him, but very sick of seeing him forced everywhere, especially on the chans.
"What's your favorite food /ck/?", thread accompanied by a quote from him. Its like when an SJW sneaks a jab at the patriarchy(or whatever they're going on about now) into a video about cars or something.
I'm not the only one tired of it right? Not even RPaul was this bad
No.284906
>>284895
>>284895
We're gonna' win so much you'll be sick and tired of it! You're gonna' say, "Oh, Mr. Trump, please, we can't take all this winning! You need to stop winning!" and I'm going to say "I don't care! We're going to keep on winning!"
No.284917
>>284906
>trump will literally rape your boipussy with winning
No.284918
>>284917
It's not rape if it's consensual.
No.284924
>>284895
He should have been this bad, otherwise we wouldn't need Trump.
No.284929
>>284917
Ignoring the Bernie badge, the left one is cuter.
No.284932
No.284951
>>284917
I've been searching for the artist for this for weeks
No.284954
>>284906
HNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!
No.284981
>>284908
nice meme, wasnt even comparing beliefs, i was comparing how annoying it is.
muggy hot summer weather and the cold snow are both annoying but i wouldn't say they're "two sides of the same coin"
also i get second hand embaressment that many of us rely on memes, cuckness, and image macros to argue. half of trump supporters (on the chans, not in general) are just memesters who got into the campaign cause he shits on sjws or because of his vids bullying jeb. proof that meme power exist.
>>284906
it'll die down when he wins. the memes, not his beliegs.
theres 2 sides to a businessman. advertisement which is often in your face and customer service which is more professional.
can't wait to see professional trump (if he beats shillary)
No.285007
>>284981
When* he beats shillary
No.285023
Donald Trump is a kosher neo-con, just look at his VP selection.
Trumpowitz confirmed kike shill, not voting for him anymore.
No.285028
>>285023
You're right, I'm a #cruzmissile now! :^)
No.286177
>>284895
>implying I could ever get tired of the god Emperor
Please.
No.286191
Trump is an uggo but he'll defend our right to bussy so he's okay.
No.286650
>>284733
Trump is daddy
#twinks4trump
No.286651
>>284778
I want to invade Canada. You are such a disgusting nation.
No.286667
proximity to /pol/ is such a bother
No.286701
>>286667
Honestly don't mind any ideology as long as they're self critical and are capable of dialouging without image mactos.
Its clear in the case of Trump's online support base on the chans that alot of them were apolitical before they saw Trump memes or are only attracted to him because he hates sjws. Essentially they got on his wagon because of his memes instead of his virtues. They were completely apolitical before then.
Once again. I feel major second hand embaressment being grouped in with these guys who started supporting him because they didn't want to not fit in with their steam friends with their make america great again animu girl avatars.
No.286704
>>286667
Then fuck off to Reddit; it seems to be more your speed, champ.
No.286739
>>286704
but the sanders for prez sub got shut down.
No.286744
>>286701
Or they feel immigration is cause for concern, are anti-TPP, and feel that Trump will do well against ISIS.
No.286772
>>286739
The one good thing that shitty sub ever did.
Now be a smart boy and vote Trump.
No.286780
>>286701
I was apolitical until Obammer came along and BLACKED us.
No.286890
>>286744
I'm not sure why they weren't anti-immigration before this election. And that is my quelm really.
>apolitical anon
>watches some Trump video where he shits on Marco or the zodiac killer or bush
>notices his friends on steam have anime girl trump avatars
>likes how he is strong against Fundamentalist Islam and sjws, and pc (because you -have- to vote for him to hate those things)
>starts to get his news from screencaps, image macros and comments sections
>becomes an idol worshipper and ideologically tribalistic/collectivist instead of politically
>the first political figure they ever latched online in their life has no flaws
>only defense mechanism is image macros and c-c-cuck
I like Trump, but I can see he has flaws. Such an individual usually doesn't. You gotta admit for some reason the chans have alot of these low energy Trump supporters. (well more like high energy….very misdirected high energy)
I'm sure some fit your description, but there is a cancerous part of Trump's online fanbase that graviated towards him at first just because of memes and that is my point really. I need politically engaged people on my side, not people who think this is some sort of spectator sport
No.286891
>>286890
how did i forget my pic???
No.286916
>>286890
> there is a cancerous part of Trump's online fanbase that graviated towards him at first just because of memes and that is my point really.
If Ron Paul had that going for him, we wouldn't need trump.
As this anon said >>284924
Besides, it's not so different from what the left has going with their media outlets shilling for them, making jokes to convince people that their side is right, bashing right wing figures and making Obama to be the messiah. The shitposters doing this for shit and giggles levels the playing field in this respect.
There will always be idiots, and there will always be idiots who vote. At least one side doesn't have a monopoly on them.
No.286919
No.286922
>>286919
Around Canucks, you'll get fucked.
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No.287174
POST CUTEBOYS WITH MAGA HATS
+ template
No.287176
No.287190
>>286739
Then vote for Trump, he's the only progressive left in the race.
I'm serious, he's the liberal choice for president. Let's take a look. Donald J. Trump:
* Wants to get rid of international corporate trade deals like the TPP which kill jobs, something Bernie sincerely tried to get on the Democratic party platform and failed.
* Running with a platform of reinstating Glass-Steagall and breaking up the big banks, Bernie-style. Is the only viable anti-Wall Street candidate left. Does not give kickbacks to corporate types; often finds ways not to pay his bills to corporations through dealmaking and negotiation.
* Would actually end the wars in the Middle East by focusing military attention instead of just trickling in drones and proloning the amount of time needed to deploy our military might.
* Wouldn't start wars just to defend allies who are not willing to put up their fair share of the fight, ie, would not become involved in more foreign wars than necessary, something Hillary has an actual history of doing. Generally an isolationist; does not believe in being the world's police. Wants American military resources to be used defending America, preventing the rise of more terrorist groups like ISIS through misplaced military aid. Would force other countries to actually defend themselves instead of relying on America and then trying to shame America for being the world's leading military powerhouse.
* Supports Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, etc. Long believed in single payer healthcare, probably would come closer to this vision than Obama's mangled healthcare bill which just forced everyone to get on board with corporation-style insurance companies who don't care.
* Supports progressive income tax. Has gone on record as stating that he believes rich people get paid far too much, ought to be held accountable to paying their taxes.
* Is married to a legal immigrant; would not prevent legal immigrants from entering the country. Would shut anti-immigrant types up by actually attempting to build a wall. Succeed or fail, it's bound to advance the conversation of how to treat the immigrants we currently have. Success means the actual curbing of illegal immigration, easing the burden on public services, but even failure of the wall would appease border states and would galvanize are more long-term solution to immigrants who overstay their visas (the most common form of illegal immigration). It would also galvanize public opposition to wasteful public spending on poorly-implemented projects, so even if you're more lenient on immigrants it works out.
* Would address racial and religious tension within the United States rather than letting it simmer until it comes to a head. Love it or hate it, he doesn't dither and he doesn't deal in half-measures. Would take action to address domestic terrorism.
Most importantly to us:
* Personally likes gay and trans people: Says Caitlyn Jenner can use whichever bathroom she chooses at his hotels. Actually includes the 'queer' part of LGBTQ in an off-the-cuff remark in his own nomination acceptance speech. Compounds it by commending the audience for applauding for defending LGBTQ lives. Has a history of being in favor of gay marriage and leaving people alone about their orientation and gender identity.
* In favor of laws guaranteeing equal rights and protections for gay and trans people. Is not Ted Cruz.
* Probably couldn't get Obergefell v. Hodges overturned anyways since there's not a clear legal path to challenging it short of a constitutional amendment which nobody but pro-theocracy Cruz-loving cuckservatives whom everyone despises will support.
* Not a limp-dicked theocrat, can barely remember his lines when pandering to Christians, doesn't particularly care about enforcing morality laws.
Basically if you're liberal you should be voting for the Donald.
No.287224
>>287176
Nope. I did get the pics from him though.
No.287225
>>287224
Actually not the Izumi ones, those were made by my boyfriend.
No.287226
>>287190
5 star post anon.
I wish I was in the states for two reasons, one to vote Trump, and two, to tickle the tip of your (probably) cute cock.
No.287239
>>287226
I'm here for cute boys to get nice & gay with and not to be one but I appreciate the love.
No.287240
>>287239
I also like manly men and everything in between, but I am definitely a /cuteboy/.
No.287243
>>287240
Pics? You could always make a trip down to celebrate in November and I'm close enough to the border.
No.287260
>>286916
> Besides, it's not so different from what the left has going with their media outlets shilling for them, making jokes to convince people that their side is right, bashing right wing figures and making Obama to be the messiah. The shitposters doing this for shit and giggles levels the playing field in this respect.
Why stoop down to their level?
Its embrassing.
C-cuck is no different from shitlord. Its fucking juvenile.
No.287262
>>287190
Yep, he's pretty left compared to many of the other conservative runners.
Thats what so laughable. All of these stormfags and gommies who think he's going to deport all brown people are in for a rude awakening once he wins. He's marketed himself to them slightly for the votes.
He's sort of like Nixon. I'm not saying Trumpbis a crook or anything, but Nixon was the president that opened the doorway to relations with China during the 70s. Most people during the time would have crucified anybody else for his decision, but his views and most importantly his persona was so conservative that they counteracted all accusations against him of being a leftist despite these opened relations with China being very leftist in nature. (Picking PRC over ROC)
Trump has the same thing. His persona is so anti-pc it allows him to do things like not actually giving a fuck about homosexuality or christanity, it allows him to brush all any sort of accusation that he is a leftist. Cruz tried to point out how liberal he was regarding certain issues (which was a good stratedgy), but it failed. Trumps persona beat that
Persona. People are obsessed with that. The pro wrestler approach works.
No.287377
>>287262
Well he said he was going to deport all illegal immigrants. If he managed to do that, then he would have done the impossible twice, first in getting congress to agree to a crackdown on that scale, which they would never go for, and second, actually implementing it.
I have a strong hunch that Trump is not that stupid. He may have a tremendous ego but he's clearly not a stupid man, he's quite cunning. He'll probably build the wall and then let border states sort it out themselves using federal money. As I said before, most illegal immigrants aren't fence-hoppers, they come here with legal visas and just overstay those visas and never actually bother to go back to their country of origin.
With that being said, even as a liberal, I don't think I'm willing to martyr more important issues over illegal immigrants. Personally I happen to think that election campaign reform is the only issue Americans ought to give a shit about because appropriately and democratically responding to all other issues hinges upon fair representation, and that isn't what we've been given. I've been impressed that Trump has been so masterful at fucking with the media (which is straight up garbage, we live in a second age of yellow journalism) and has been giving the Republican party pains. In a way he did something more liberal even than Bernie by marching straight into the Republican camp and declaring himself king of the hill while making every other mainstream candidate just about piss themselves, something no liberal politician has done in… ever, maybe.
I find the whole PC/anti-PC thing to be a red herring. SJW-style "progressives" are really actually primarily conservative and regressive in their attitude toward social hierarchies. They want strict regulation regarding social hierarchies, social policing of behavior toward people based upon ethnic, cultural, sexual lines, etc, and will fight tooth and nail for an inverted and compensation-based vision of an ideal social structure. The behavior of Trump's supporters very often gets confused with the behavior of Trump himself because it's easy for pundits to see that some klansman somewhere like David Duke has said they're in favor of Trump and then say "I knew he was a nazi!" but they then shrug off documented instances of Hillary Clinton being *far* more racist, for example when she told Black Lives Matter organizers that if black people would not make white people comfortable, she would only talk to white people. This is something she actually said recently and there's video of her clearly saying it to their faces with the full context:
http://thefederalist.com/2015/08/18/hillary-to-black-lives-matter-activists-maybe-ill-just-talk-to-white-people/
To me as a liberal, I see Trump as being relatively in line with truly progressive schools of thought, while Hillary seems much more in line with a sort of color-blind capitalism where the game is to be socially 'liberal' by firing off examples of minorities doing stuff that you agree with and paying lip service to the idea of holding banks accountable. That's well and good but it's not a replacement for substantive action, and we know what would happen were Hillary in a position to hold banks accountable because she was in a position of considerable power as secretary of state, which is like if you're the vice president except what you do actually matters. Well, the banks were still bailed out using taxpayer money, so we know exactly what she'd do in a recession. Considering that we're right on the cusp of another recession–within the year, likely, if we don't get a cash injection from somewhere–Hillary would *immediately* have America footing the bill a second time and that has more of a capitalist smack to it than what Trump has suggested.
No.287389
>>287269
want to know what is the worst thing about cuck? no one ironically calls themself a cuck.
some people say "i'm a animefag" or "i'm a anime-autist". No one can actually say "i'm an animecuck". fag and autist can be turned into terms of endearment.
Its an invincible word. It has 100% muh secret club capability and no one can just turn around and ironically use it.
time is the only thing that can possibly defeat cuck.
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>>287389
>worst thing
You mean the best thing.
WORDS THAT KILL
No.287403
As a foreign student from Mexico, I don't really care about Trump. His haters are actually a lot more annoying than anything else. The only thing I don't like about him was him proposing to stop the remittances to Mexico just to force them to build the wall. That just seemed really scummy.
No.287416
>>287389
>fag and autist can be turned into terms of endearment.
>Its an invincible word. It has 100% muh secret club capability and no one can just turn around and ironically use it.
"fag" was pretty much the same way, wasn't it? Just a matter of time before it's warped.
Though, you are right that it's got some resisting power. But using it as a GP insult will dilute the meaning a lot, so that by the time it's just an insult it'll be fine to accept it as a meaningless label.
No.287441
>>287389
If you haven't run into people using cuck ironically then you aren't trying hard enough to use cuck ironically. I don't do this sort of thing because I'm not a cuck and I don't care about irony but you could. Cuck is already overused by one specific group, namely people who are relatively young and involved in or in very close proximity to right or center-right politics. Even /leftypol/ users who use terms like 'classcuck' do so out of linguistic convenience to convey their message within groups that have in many ways lifted their language from very specific internet elements.
Anyone looking to lampoon these groups' overuse of cuck could if they wanted to but for it to not look like /cow/ material they'd have to be so patently un-cucked that it would be absurd. For example if Donald Trump called himself a cuck, he'd probably make one of those scrunched-up faces that he makes when he says stuff about Ted "Cuck Me Twice With Beans & Rice" Cruz and everyone would share a laugh while ol' Turd Cruz scrunches his face up, pisses himself and quietly begs to lick up the creampie (the answer as always is no). But short of that, yeah, I think if you call yourself a cuck it probably still makes you… you know, a cuck.
No.287488
>>284760
>He's just another Republican, guys, that's why the Republican establishment was completely rabid on defeating him!
>He's basically Pastor Anderson!
No.287500
>>287488
>They didn't invite Trump
At first, I was happy for them, but now I'm disappointed in them.
No.287519
>>287488
His main lawyer through the late seventies and early eighties was gay. He also donated hundreds of thousands into AIDS/HIV research in the early eighties too.
No.287538
>>287519
I assume pro-gay Hillary donated money to AIDs research, right?
No.287619
>>287538
I'm going to guess she didn't donate shit in the 80s when AIDS was seen as God's judgement upon the fags by a good amount of the population. The cunt was a Goldwater Republican and only has supported gay marriage since like two years ago.
No.287678
>>287619
My god, the horror.
Well, guess I'm voting for Trump now.
No.290163
Whether Trump or Hillary - America will lose. Poor Bill C.
No.290195
>>290163
>Trump
>America will lose.
>Implying
No.290206
>trump loses
i get to make fun of half of the chans
>hillary loses
i get to make fun of hillary
winwim
No.309810
trumps p ok
He's not hot but I'd let him fuck me just to have been fucked by a president
No.309989
I'd let Trump senpai ravage my boypussy harder than he destroyed Hillary's chances at power.
>tfw no redpilled cuteboys to hang out with and fuck while wearing MAGA hats
No.309991
>>309989
They're around somewhere. Most are hidden.
No.309996
>>309991
Time to go hunting!
No.310009
>>284733
For a 70 year old he looks amazing for his age, can't say the same for killary that thing looks like a walking corpse.
No.310136
>>309996
They're usually indoors now, or were at your local rally.
No.310143
>>310136
Damn it! Missed my chance. Any way to learn them out?
No.310285
>>287226
I love him, I really do. He says things I thought I would never hear.
No.310361
>>284733
Not now, but give Barron ~6-8 years…
No.310362
>>287403
If you're cute, maybe I'll hide you from his deportation force.
No.310457
>>310362
Can I move to the United States.
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No.312103
I was so worried you yanks were going to elect that screeching, pandering, banshee cunt Shillary. You have no idea the big, stupid grin I had on my face when the results were pouring in and the sjws faces turned from smug assurance into wet fury.
At least now you won't be told "shut up you racist!" by your leader(s) when 50 of you are slaughtered by some mudslime savage.
No.312136
>>312103
Trust me, they're still pushing that shit now while they can. Once Trump is actually in office then we'll see the end of this crap.
No.312146
>>312103
>I was so worried you yanks were going to elect that screeching, pandering, banshee cunt Shillary
I'm still worried. The electoral college is trying to pull shit and old school republicans in the house are still cucks who will not vote Trump in if it comes to their decision
No.312257
>>312136
I don't know if it will be that easy. It's a huge step in the right (heh) direction, but the social and political landscape still needs to be cleansed from the top down. Especially your universities from what I see on social media.
The same thing is happening here as we've recently made our Trumpette and her party relevant last election, much to the triggering of the Greens. Hopefully things stay the course, and Europe follows suit before the conversion into an extension of the Middle East becomes self-sustaining
No.312258
>>312146
What could the recucklicunt party possibly do now that Trump has been democratically elected? It's not like here where our "leader" can be given the boot because his party decided they don't like him anymore, is it?
No.312263
>>312258
The worry is that the electoral votes aren't guaranteed. Each vote is a person who is SUPPOSED to vote for the person who won the popular election from each state. But now there is a movement to get those people to either not vote Trump or to vote for Hillary. If ~40 vote Hillary instead, she wins and there is nothing that can be done to stop it. If they don't vote Hillary, it goes to the House to vote. Since most of the party is cucked, it is likely many republicans will vote Hillary.
No.312733
>>312263
Hold on to hope anon. This election proved your country isn't completely cucked like Cucknada or Eurape, and the re-counts keep turning up more in Trump's favor from what I've seen.
No.312735
>>312733
This is regardless of recounts. All it takes is 37 cucks to destroy the country. I'm still afraid of how the Left has still been trying so hard, now trying to start a war with Russia.
No.312992
>>312735
It makes me so happy to see that there are qt young faggots out there that don't tie their sexual orientation in with leftist identity politics and are able to criticize those that do. There is hope yet
No.313013
>>312735
You can relax if you are seriously worrying about that. You are talking about the electoral college doing something that has never once happened before and will probably never actually happen. The amount of political stigma involved in "Faithless electors" is basically a "End my political career now" becuase not only is it a statement that you as a elected official have no faith in America's electoral system, but you are going against the wishes of the established majority of voters. Theres probably no one THAT cucked in congress, let alone 37 people, or more accurately, theres no one who's more cucked than wishy-washy.
No.313046
>>286919
>>284778
WATCH OUT FOR THE CANUCK
BY SHITPOSTS YOU'LL BE STRUCK
No.315369
>>312992
>>313013
Yeah seems I was worried for nothing. But still here come the leftists wanting to riot at the inauguration. This won't do anything but it's ridiculous.
>>312992
That's because being a faggot doesn't define me. Sure I crossdress sometimes but I'm much more than who I like or how I dress or anything so petty.
No.315392
>tfw homos are slowly being turned into fundamentalist straight men
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No.315397
>>315369
>Sure I crossdress sometimes but I'm much more than who I like or how I dress or anything so petty.
I couldn't talk you into something like this, instead, could I?
Because, y'know, cuteboy + Rhodesian short-shorts fatigues + /k/ is something pretty special.
No.315411
>>315369
>That's because being a faggot doesn't define me. Sure I crossdress sometimes but I'm much more than who I like or how I dress or anything so petty.
Do you realize you're implying that you want to stay alone forever? The only way that who you like wouldn't define a large portion of your life is if you stay single and only occasionally have sex with random people. Yeah, if you do that, there really won't be much of a difference between you and some straight guy who orders prostitutes. Truly admirable that Trump supporters adhere to such a conservative and non-degenerate lifestyle.
No.315421
>>315397
I would be willing to dress up like that in a heartbeat, although I don't own a Rhodesian uniform, only a german flecktarn one uwu
(my body type maybe only be suitable for the chub thread though ;^;
>315018
)
No.315425
>>315397
I wouldn't mind. I'd like to wear thighhighs as well though, since I don't like my legs much. But at the same time I'm not in the Armed Forces (of any country) and wearing such an outfit seems like an insult to them. Some of the men in the picture probably didn't make it out alive, fighting for a country that nowadays might not appreciate their sacrifice. Camo's alright though.
>>315411
>Do you realize you're implying that you want to stay alone forever?
I'm already alone and I am choosy. I want to someday be thought of as someone who works hard to make things better for others through my work (who happens to like crossdressing on the side, no big deal), not thought of as who I want to fuck, which it seems most progressives define themselves as. Liking guys shouldn't be the focus of my life. Doing something meaningful should be instead. I don't even care if I get recognized for my work or not, but I refuse to become some special snowflake who only talks about what their dick likes.
>sex with random people
>hiring prostitutes
>non-degenerate
Do you understand what you're saying? Sure it's the oldest commodity exchange in existence, sex for money, but I'd rather not partake in such a thing. And I'd rather find people who mean something to me to have intimacy with. I don't mean never have sex outside marriage or relationships, but if I'm going to fuck someone I better feel something for them and they better feel something for me. If I end up alone, so be it. I'm already getting old and what's a few more decades. I have work that I enjoy doing, as that is what defines me.
No.315435
>>315425
>Do you understand what you're saying? Sure it's the oldest commodity exchange in existence, sex for money, but I'd rather not partake in such a thing. And I'd rather find people who mean something to me to have intimacy with.
Did I really have to quote "non-degenerate" for you to understand sarcasm? Okay, I'll explain sarcasm from now on.
>I'm already alone and I am choosy. I want to someday be thought of as someone who works hard to make things better for others through my work (who happens to like crossdressing on the side, no big deal), not thought of as who I want to fuck, which it seems most progressives define themselves as. Liking guys shouldn't be the focus of my life. Doing something meaningful should be instead. I don't even care if I get recognized for my work or not, but I refuse to become some special snowflake who only talks about what their dick likes. I don't mean never have sex outside marriage or relationships, but if I'm going to fuck someone I better feel something for them and they better feel something for me. If I end up alone, so be it. I'm already getting old and what's a few more decades. I have work that I enjoy doing, as that is what defines me.
"A gay who's not a faggot defined by his sexuality" is a fucking meme spread by republicunts to trick gays into living a degenerate lifestyle. They're the exact spreaders of the degeneracy they pretend to be against. "Yes, good faggot. Be very ashamed of you who are, you shouldn't define your life by your sexuality! It's not like 90% straight people live just to have family and kids, no they'd never define their life by their sexuality! Sexuality is just a minor detail! You should be single forever and never marry, because gay marriage is degenerate! You should sublimate through overworking until you can't take it anymore, then contribute to suicide and unhappiness statistic that we'll use against you. If you want to have sex you should do so discreetly with anonymous people so as to not draw attention to your sexuality; you should spread STDs and generally behave with reckless abandon because we robbed you of a basic reason to live that 90% of other people. And of course you can't escape the wild ride and adopt kids, look at how degenerate your lifestyle that we imposed on you is!" ← that's a sarcastic impression of a fundamentalist ideologue describing how to live an ideal gay conservative life, just in case you had trouble understanding, it isn't to be taken literally and you're advised to do the opposite.
No.315437
>>315435
I suggest you try not to be sarcastic while being seemingly serious. It's impossible to tell through text what is sarcasm and what isn't. Text lacks the inflections of spoken language. And I can't tell in your ensuing wall of text if you truly believe that or not and are slapping a "sarcasm" on it, since you wrote with some good detail. And if you don't, why are you even responding to me like this, and took the time to write that?
No.315440
>>315437
>I suggest you try not to be sarcastic while being seemingly serious. It's impossible to tell through text what is sarcasm and what isn't
Sarcasm there is completely obvious, protip: when people say things that are opposite of reality in context that makes it obvious that they're completely aware they're wrong, they're usually sarcastic.
>Text lacks the inflections of spoken language.
No, you can still easily put emphasis where necessary in text. Pretty much no one would say "truly admirable" IRL non-sarcastically, it was a deliberate tell put there specifically to mark sarcasm, you fucking autismo.
>And I can't tell in your ensuing wall of text if you truly believe that or not and are slapping a "sarcasm" on it, since you wrote with some good detail.
Everything enclosed by quotes is meant to be sarcastic. I even marked the sarcasm area for you with and arrow, Jesus.
>And if you don't, why are you even responding to me like this, and took the time to write that?
I didn't expect you to be in fact mentally deficient. Even though, that would likely proclude me from changing your opinions, a post is still worth writing since it is public and will be read by others.
No.315441
>>315440
>Everything enclosed by quotes is meant to be sarcastic. I even marked the sarcasm area for you with and arrow, Jesus.
Also, everything outside of quotes is NOT sarcastic.
No.315442
You reactionaries are so ridiculous. You don't even know what is in your best interest, only memes and feels, just like your equally retarded cousins the liberals.
No.315458
>>315440
Whatever man. I can tell you just came here to insult me for no reason other than because I couldn't automatically tell you weren't serious.
>>315442
So what is in my best interest then?
No.315504
>>315442
Couldn't decide which reaction image to use, so have both because I'm so generous :^)
No.315508
>>315440
That meme is pretty dank. I someone trying to meme magick Pence's betryal? Kek is a fickle mistress.
No.321726
So is Trump /cuteboys/ and Pence /pol/? Is the /cuteboys/x/pol/ the presidency now?
No.321727
Also am I the only one out there who wants a pro-Trump trap group to talk to?
I like my current Trump supporting groups but they are a bit… pro Mike building an electric fence Pence
No.321742
>>321727
Personally I'm having fun with all the Mike "being homo should be a capital offense" Pence memes.
No.321743
>>321727
>tfw pro trump trap
No.321764
>>321742
oh the meme is hilarious, just wish i had a better /cuteboy/ to /pol/ack ratio of Trump shitposters to hang with
No.321786
I dunno about Donald, but Barron sure will be when he's legal
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No.321791
>>321743
can I culturally enrich you?
No.321808
>>321791
Nope, I saw what happened to Sweden.
No.338308
His voice when he was younger is pretty cute I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAgJAxkALyc