No.257443
ITT: Redflags in cute boys
>tattoos
>piercings
No.257446
>>257443
I don't see how those are redflags. I'm generally not a fan, but that's simple preference. You can't make a strong case in the current year that body mods signal character flaws.
>dishonesty
>constant delay to cam or meet (catfish sign)
>indiscriminate flirting
>poor communication
>feminist
>partying non-stop
>cynical to the point of tedium
>hangups about fems
>obession with fantasy blocking opportunities
>cruelty
>those stupid snapback hats (ok that one is vapid)
No.257457
>>257443
>Has a tumblr account
>Uses tumblr pronouns
>Throws the fact his a faggot in everyone face like it's his only defining trait
>Unnatural hair colour
>Unfaithful
>Bad at vidya
No.257480
>>257457
All of those are the same problem.
>Tumblr
No.257485
>Depressed all the time.
>Attempts to cheer them up results in wasted energy and cash.
>Did something horrible that puts them on FBI most wanted
>Too squeamish to enjoy piercings
No.257495
>pridefag
>uses cis
>not okay with saying gay or fag
>systematic
>votes dem
No.257504
>>257443
I have one little diamond stud on my ear that my mum bought for my birthday years ago. Does that raise any red flags, anonfu?
No.257510
Most of mine really only pertain to Grindr, since that's the only way I meet guys.
>poor/simplified English
>anything that even hints at promiscuousness/sluttiness (uses phrases like "masc4masc", "keen?", "can host", or suddenly changes the subject to how horny they are at the time etc)
>unironically refers to themselves as a nihilist or any edgy shit like that
>unsolicited dick photos
No.257540
>>257510
>if I'm too lazy to have read any books about it it's edgy
Just saying tbh
No.257541
>>257510
>grindr
>cute boys
tell me your secrets, anon, I can only find hairy and gross men or drug addicts on there
No.257571
>fat/"chubby"
>over the top weeaboo
>has a tumblr account or actively uses reddit
>unironically uses tumblr pronoun bullshit
>rainbows
>LGBTQWERTYUIOP+ bullshit
>tattoos
>piercings
>looks too girly (woman with a dick and a disturbing jawline no thank you)
>normalfag
>isn't voting Trump
>afraid of any political incorrectness
>only plays vidya like LoL and Dota
>Brony
>Furry
>SJW/feminist
>Bisexual
>likes Stephen Universe
>Problem glasses
>Doesn't try to maintain their appearance
>Into really freaky shit, gore, vore, obviously furshit, etc. NOPENOPENOPE.
>religious (Christianity is normal enough I guess) especially satanist or anything
>not white
No.257580
>complaining about tattoos
>complaining about piercings
There's a gradient though, not all piercings are bad. A bara guy with arty tats and a nipple or cock piercing should be seen as adventurous and manly. A femmy faggot with a meme-y tattoo that's funny for about two minutes and a face full of shrapnel is what you need to watch for. Also dyed hair is adventurous and fun and not a red flag provided they don't have a liberal arts degree.
As for actual red flags:
>Treats you differently (or acts very differently) around friends. Chances are he's some degree of fake, either towards you or his friends.
>Bitchy gossip about everyone. He can't be trusted with secrets, because as soon as he's mad at you that shit is getting spread around.
>Non-committal on everything. If he only ever says "Maybe" or "We'll see" then he's a flaky fuck who'll sooner keep letting you down than give you the truth.
>Exaggerated fag mannerisms. It's fine to be yourself, but speaking in a forced nasal tone, flailing your limbs when you talk and a lack of an indoor voice is just fucking annoying and gets old fast.
>Vanilla is his favourite. Vanilla isn't a fucking flavour when it's by itself and anyone who says otherwise is mentally handicapped.
No.257583
>always depressed
>clingy
>little or no offline social life
>always angry
>sexually inexperienced
>always blaming others (jews, blacks, etc.)
>felon
No.257592
>>257580
>addressing people making shallow complaints
>makes shallow complaints
Basically 'stop disliking what I like'
No.257595
>>257592
>implying anyone likes swishy, mincing queens shouting their thoughts across the room
>implying anyone other than faghags like two faced, gossipy, and/or ostentatious stereotypes
>implying disliking these is as as bad as hating normal people with a reasonable amount of jewelry or tattoos
Found the faggot. Learn to sage if you're not going to contribute, newfag.
No.257605
>>257595
You have completely misread my post and in doing so have demonstrated what the results of a partial lobotomy are. I didn't imply any of that shit you dumb nigger.
Also there's no hard and fast rule for when to sage so I can sage whenever the fuck I want buddy boy, don't try to pass off your own newfaggotry on others.
No.257606
>>257510
HEY BBY U WAN SUM FUK :)?
No.257616
>>257605
>"lobotomy"
>"dumb nigger"
>"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO"
>actually this upset
Well that was easy.
No.257619
>>257616
I like how you didn't deny the fact that you have sub-par reading comprehension or that you're making up dumb rules about shit no one cares about.
Keep deflecting, retard. Maybe if you keep believing people are mad when they call a spade a spade they'll start mistaking having the word "Slut" tattooed onto your lower back as being a classy fuckboy.
No.257629
>>257619
>I like how you didn't deny the fact that you have sub-par reading comprehension
Because I don't feel the need to brag about how well I can read. The only time I really act like I'm better than other people is when I don't do dumb things, like pay to get my face so pierced with metal I look like a landmine victim.
>or that you're making up dumb rules about shit no one cares about.
Saging is basic imageboard etiquette and always has been. Only other rules I've mentioned involve red flags and behaviour which are both on topic.
>Keep deflecting, retard.
Sure, again I find it funny you're getting so mad over someone on the internet saying the wrong things to you.
>Maybe if you keep believing people are mad when they call a spade a spade they'll start mistaking having the word "Slut" tattooed onto your lower back as being a classy fuckboy.
Yep, the problem is my reading comprehension, and has nothing to do with the fact you don't use commas.
Ignoring that I can't really make sense of this because it's just a mass of words, I feel the need to mention I have no tattoos or piercings nor do I plan on getting any, just I think they're neat to have. Please clarify if this makes you more or less upset with me, preferably obeying basic grammar rules if you want to shout about my reading level again.
No.257631
>>257629
inb4 "forgot to sage", flood errors are a bitch and this shit is already derailed to fuck anyway.
No.257632
>>257443
>unrealistically high standards
>anti-drugs
>feminist / SJW
>anything related to tumblr
>actually uses the word queer
>"being gay is a huge part of my identity!"
>feminine but is only attracted to femininity
>no empathy at all
>narcissist
>constant yearning for attention
No.257637
>>257629
>Saging is basic imageboard etiquette and always has been
>inb4 "forgot to sage", flood errors are a bitch and this shit is already derailed to fuck anyway.
Who's rules are these? There is no hard and fast rule about saging. If I'm really out of line then you can report me and let Admin decide what to do. But since you're so keen on community and etiquette on a fucking anonymous imageboard, let me break down another bit of imageboard etiquette for you.
There is no point to saging if your post provokes replies. The fact that you decided to make another post to meet some weird-ass sage quota or whatever just shows you're the newfag here who doesn't understand how sage works. Why the fuck go out of your way to sage when you already bumped the thread you idiot?
>Yep, the problem is my reading comprehension, and has nothing to do with the fact you don't use commas.
Finally. You haven't gotten the point yet but at least it turns out the ape can read. Since there's hope for you yet, let me break it down for you.
Your post I originally replied to addressed anons in the thread making shallow complaints about tattoos and piercings. This was fine.
You then wrote down what you think actual red flags with reasons based on them being indicative of poor character. This was also fine.
Then you ended with two more red flags that were literally shallow complaints based on shit you don't like.
That was the only point my original post made.
You then got so butthurt and defensive and attacked what you erroneously thought were my own tastes we both ended up derailing this thread because the whole time you were too stubborn to stop headbutting a bed of nails before posting to realize what a dumbass you were being.
>I feel the need to mention I have no tattoos or piercings nor do I plan on getting any, just I think they're neat to have. Please clarify if this makes you more or less upset with me, preferably obeying basic grammar rules if you want to shout about my reading level again.
Since you really seem to care about my opinion, I'll tell you my respect for you couldn't be any lower.
No.257638
>>257632
>low standards
>drugs
>pol
>is triggered by the word queer even though queer only means non-heterosexual (spends too much time on tumblr)
>is not feminine
No.257649
>>257637
>Who's rules are these?
General ettiquette is a general code of behaviour agreed on by people. Politely saging is basic politeness that's been commonplace on imageboards for years, point being you don't bump a thread when you go off topic because bumping draws back people who want to engage on the topic.
>If I'm really out of line then you can report me and let Admin decide what to do.
Again, ettiquette. It'd be like me calling the police because you didn't hold the door. There's no law against being impolite or a dick, but most people try to avoid it anyway.
>There is no point to saging if your post provokes replies.
If two people going off topic sage their replies during a back-and-forth, then neither of them keeps bumping it back to the front page whenever they don't contribute. Like most common ettiquette it works fine when done universally but is rendered moot when people act like they're better than it. If you'd been saging too, then we wouldn't have kept bumping with irrelevant shit.
>Why the fuck go out of your way to sage when you already bumped the thread you idiot?
I like to be consistant. And I knew it would annoy you. :^)
>Then you ended with two more red flags that were literally shallow complaints based on shit you don't like.
Right, so your problem was with the two ludicrous points I tacked on the end for a bit of a giggle? As in the two points (read: hating a stereotype that's easily ignored and hating someone's preferred flavour) that are so outragous that nobody would take them seriously? The reason I got so confused it because I honestly didn't think you'd have a problem with the obviously fake shit on the end like a spastic.
>we both ended up derailing this thread because the whole time you were too stubborn to stop headbutting a bed of nails before posting to realize what a dumbass you were being.
Again, my bad. There's zero way you could have have just clarified a few posts ago when I first replied to your complaint. Condescending attitudes and smugness was definitely the right choice.
>Since you really seem to care about my opinion
Wrong, I just wanted to know if I was getting close to guessing why you were upset. Maybe you need to improve your reading comprehension.
No.257651
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>>257571
Good luck…. good fucking luck.
You're never going to find someone that isn't at least one of these things. Lower your standards, bro.
No.257660
Anyone overweight is a huge red flag. It says a lot about a persons habits, laziness, and hygiene
No.257677
>>257651
Not him, but I agree. A lot of people here don't actually want to get in to the scary world of relationships. A massive list of "redflag" autism is a great way to avoid risk or responsibility.
No.257689
>>257541
There are filters you can use lol
No.257690
>>257540
>assuming that anybody that disagrees with your worldview is uneducated
That's exactly the kind of shit I'm talking about.
>>257606
*Triggered*
No.257701
>>257638
>even though queer only means non-heterosexual
No queer means strange/abnormal.
No.257713
>>257571
>tfw the bi thing is the only thing i miss here
I lean heavily on gay at least.
No.257761
>>257651
Really? You're telling me everyone I could potentially meet is fat, a furry, gets off to corpses, sexually identifies as a jar of cookies, covers themself in rainbow clothes, swears by Hillary Cunton, is offended by breathing, is covered in dirt and has 9" nails, is black, worships Satan, is covered in tattoos and piercings, etc etc etc?
Well, shit son, why are we even trying?
My list of things to avoid is perfectly reasonable. They aren't even all that common, but if you see someone who meets most of them, stay the fuck away from them.
You really want to date someone like how I described above? That's your funeral, buddy.
No.257762
>completely apathetic towards learning new things
>doesn't want to share his interests, thoughts or passions
>reeks of desperation
>always depressed and moody
>always talks down on himself
>always overly cynical, bitchy and salty
>s-stutter typing
>proudly straight edge and has to inform everyone about it. Feels superior to any scum of the earth who has smoked one bowl in their life
>"420 nigga smoking is my life bruh check out my new glass 4 chamber bruh my favorite artists are Bob Marley and Tame Impala bruh i fuckin blaze it EERDAY faggot"
>is rude to service people like waitstaff and retail workers
>"NO ASIANS NO BLACKS NO FEMS MASC4MASC ONLY"
>self diagnosed mental illnesses
>all of his friends are sorority basic bitches
I also kinda want to say flamboyantly dyed hair but I have met 1 exception to the aposematism meme so I won't put it down.
No.257769
>>257637
>>257649
Whatever you two faggots are doing, stop it.
No.257774
>>257762
>"NO ASIANS NO BLACKS NO FEMS MASC4MASC ONLY"
What he can't have personal preferences?
No.257778
>>257762
>is rude to service people like waitstaff and retail workers
This is a good one. I've known shitty people who were nice to waiters, but I've never met a nice person who was shitty to waiters.
No.257779
>>257762
>NOBLACKSNOSPICSNOASIAN
>Wanting a nigger, spic or gook as a bf
>ooga booga
No.257783
>>257583
I wonder who made this post
No.257784
>>257762
>>257571
Both perfectly reasonable, if long, lists.
Just curious but how much of a deal breaker is the stuff like "Likes Steven Universe". Would it really be that bad if it's something that they watched in their spare time?
I mean, I have no interest in the show my self but like I said, I'm just curious as to how off putting the little things like this really are.
No.257789
>>257784
Yes, it really is that bad.
https://archive.is/hkn7C
Be afraid of people who like it, for they are beyong saving.
No.257793
>>257583
>always blaming jews and blacks
OY VEY!
IDS LIKE ANUDDA SHOAH
No.257802
>>257774
He has every right to not find asian, black and feminine guys unattractive. That's absolutely no problem. It's just that when I see "NO ASIANS NO BLACKS NO FEMS MASC4MASC ONLY" on a dating profile or something like that, to me it screams "I'm a huge asshole". A decent person with those preferences wouldn't have that as one of the very first things listed in his description box. The only time this guy should say "sorry I do not prefer asians" is when an asian guy messages him privately.
No.257807
>>257802
>He has every right to not find asian, black and feminine guys unattractive
Fuck. attractive, not unattractive
No.257817
>>257580
>Vanilla is his favourite. Vanilla isn't a fucking flavour when it's by itself and anyone who says otherwise is mentally handicapped.
I think you're the mentally handicapped one here, buddy.
No.257835
>>257761
It depends on how many of those things you're willing to let slide.
"They can't have weird fetishes but they can't be a normalfag either."
And to answer your question: Yes. You are surrounded by weirdos that are good at hiding their weirdness. Narrowing your perimeters down to 0.01% of the population seems kind of foolish, in my opinion.
No.257853
>>257835
Well what I mean by normalfag is "sports, social media, yeah!" kinda people. I don't mean there being anything wrong with having an average life, but I mean… not too average, get what I mean?
No.258122
>>257638
Your post fits your flag perfectly.
No.258123
>>257853
>I don't mean there being anything wrong with having an average life, but I mean… not too average, get what I mean?
No.258156
>>258123
I was watching Sophocles Oedipus Rex yesterday before just now seeing this post. That's a weird coincidence.
No.259969
>>257571
I passed I think
Also I pretty much look like a boy from the chest and up and a girl from the tummy and down although I have relatively small hips, is that too girly?
No.259970
>>257583
>sexually inexperienced
how are they gonna get experienced if you don't give them a chance? :^)
No.260001
No.267630
all i see here are a bunch of shallow nobodies with a superiority complex swing around their dislike for something as if it constitutes as value in the other person. if you want someone in your life you damn well be prepared to make some sacrifices and drop a shit ton of your hatred off at the door because if you are unwilling to work with your potential lover/life partner then it shows how little you actually want the relationship even if its just a FwB one. if all you do is judge then by default you are a worthless person with the biggest red flags out of anything.
No.267632
>>267630
While I generally agree with you everyone has standards m8. I'm sure even you have at least one preference when it comes to looks, everyone does. Let those who have high standards go with their people and people with low standards go with theirs.
No.267635
>refuses to read
>has boobs despite being a boy
>reactionary
>ugly in my opinion
Anything else isn't so cancerous I suppose, in comparison.
No.267637
>>267632
true for me its skinny qt's but thats just my opening preference i want to develop feelings for them and to do that i at least have my preference for the beginning not bothered by body fat i just wish to also eat my cake while having it rather than just going for whatever is available. but after ive developed feelings which for me is extremely hard to accomplish too many times have i had myself abused and heartbroken by my previous relationships. and ive become overly hardened as a result so for me it has to be my preference, but after that time has passed i don't care much if the qt puts on a little weight. even chubby qt's can be hot.
i hope i explained it well enough.
No.267654
No.267786
>>267630
All I want is someone not ugly, not a liberal, not a slut who has slept with countless guys, and with at least a somewhat similar sense of humor so that we can joke around without him getting all pissy. Other than that, I can't think of anything I wouldn't compromise on. If I really loved someone, I'd support them in anything. Even if they murdered someone and I have to help them cover it up or something I don't give a fuck. Partners for life.
No.267791
>>267635
oh, and how could I forget, no bourgeois shitters.
No.267794
it's somewhat upsetting that most of these red flags don't apply to me, then I see the 'not depressed'
Well fuck you too, you balanced piece of heck
No.267809
>>267791
>being attracted to proles
No.267960
>>267809
>not being exclusively attracted to huge beards
No.268342
>his favorite tom waits album is anything other than blood money
No.268360
>>268342
>Not Small Change
>Not valuing the classic blues that defined his later work.
It's fine if you prefer his nonsensical edgy schlock, it's admittedly not bad when it isn't fucking abysmal. But don't act like it's his best work, fam.
No.268453
>>257446
>CURRENT YEAR
>wanting a degenerate bf
fag
No.268678
>>268360
Nonsensical? How fucking ignorant do you need to be for any song in his later work to be nonsensical? The lyrical intent is clear as day and the emotional appeal is stronger than anything on his earlier work because he actually manages to convey a believable sense of fragility.
Sorry I prfer effort and genuine emotion over more traditional blues with less experimentation?
Also
>edgy
Nice buzzword fam u sure proved how lame blood money is.
No.268744
>>267794
Depression also seems to be sort of a common thing among queers.
No.271317
>>268360
>not Rain Dogs
>the best mix of blues and jazz style and some of the best lyrics of all time.
you probably still thing Martha is his best song because it's the most pop-like.
No.271344
>>271317
>Tom Waits
>some of the best lyrics of all time
what the fuck are you smoking
>the most pop-like
Nigger the vast majority of his songs are either straight up pop or have overwhelming pop influences (with major exceptions in his later albums), he's a singer-songwriter for god's sake.
No.271370
>doesn't want to fight oppression
>owns means of production
>supports royals
>isn't actively fighting against colonialism
>has not yet seen the dreadful state of the social caste
>doesn't want to stop the alienation of man caused by industralisation
>wants globalisation to keep furthering
No.271372
>>271370
is this some kind of maymay to make fun of me for making that thread about not liking white people?
No.271373
>>271372
>being so incredibly retarded you don't get it's a Karl Marx referecing meme
I don't even know what thread you're talking about
No.271375
>>271373
wew sorry then i thought you were tryna impersonate me with the flag or whatever, pls forgib mi i'm dumb i don't know about all these smart people things
No.271376
>>271372
New red flags
>vanity
>unwarranted self importance
No.271377
>>271375
>means of production
>alienation through industrialisation
I could have made it clearer only by mentioning the borgeousie and das Kapital
No.271378
>>271376
sorry i just don't wanna turn into a meme, i've had some retard spam my face everywhere and shit once already
i'm a living, walking red flag tho
No.271379
>>271378
Then stop being autistic and thinking anyone gives a shit about you. You're pitiful.
No.271382
No.271575
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>>257446
>constantly delay to cam or meet
holy shit, I might have catfished a catfisher
this girl contacted me for sex and constantly told me to sign up on this site or cam with me before we met for the sex, and I constantly put it off to the point where she never messages me anymore
>>257485
>those first two
I have known someone like that, god it was annoying
>>258123
>screaming frogs
>what else could be so terrifying and hilarious
No.275836
>>257761
Well, I suit all your criteria except bisexuality. There's a lower chance of you finding someone than most on this board but good luck to you anon.
No.275847
No.276237
>>257571
>tfw furry and bi
No.276280
>>275847
will you be my deconstructional bf?
No.276282
>>276237
Kill your fucking self ASAP.
Or just fucking stop, that's also an option.
No.276311
>>276280
sure, if you're okay with being the smart one
No.276315
>too casual to not enjoy memebanter
>shorter than me
>too skinny
>acting way too flamboyant
>a fucking LGBT faggot
>doesn't like vidya
>thinks memes are funny
>is a weeb
>does drugs
>acts towards me like a kid non-jokingly
>can't stand rough/morbid humor
>>276237
holy fucking kek off yourself
>>271370
marry me
No.276325
>>271575
Even better than a catfisher: it could have been a bot. They're getting really good in certain cases.
No.276397
>>276314
NO.
That is 100% trashy and disgusting.
STOP.
No.276401
>>276314
tramp stamps are bad, but so long as you don't get gauges earrings are ok. I've had mine for years and people still don't care. Just small hoops, less than a half inch across
No.276407
>Literally ever using SJW, Cuck, REEE, normie, etc
>Does that thing where they always joke about how gay this or that is and don't realize how defensive it sounds
>Talks for more than 30 seconds about video games
>Adrift in life, generally aimless.
>"Oh I don't go to parties/to the bar/hang out with friends"
>Any type of "Haha, what's up with this picture they posted" queen bitch behavior.
>Childlike reactions to not getting their way
>"I mean, obviously there's nothing wrong with being gay but I just think people shouldn't act like XYZ"
Generally just acting like a little cowardly bitch.
No.276413
>>276407
How is calling something gay at all defensive? What other word should I be using to voice my dislike of something? Like when someone tells me something stupid, instead of responding with "gay", what should I respond with? I can't think of any words that fit in that scenario as well as "gay".
No.276415
>>276413
If something is stupid it seems like there are a number of words that would work better than gay (Idiotic, foolish, attention-seeking, annoying, etc). I'm not sure why the word for homosexual works better than any of those as a term to express displeasure.
I'm actually confused, why would you use gay? It just sounds rural. Can you provide an example where responding with gay would be relevant to the original point? I feel like it can't be done unless you also state that you take issue with being gay (as that's the only time responding with a negative "gay" would make sense) in which case you need to take another look at the url of the site you are browsing.
No.276417
>>257443
>doesnt like boys with snakebites
No.276422
>>257480
this tbh. i thought he was sounding a bit redundant, but then i realized i read it as
>tumblr
>tumblr
>tumblr
>tumblr
No.276425
>>276415
>(Idiotic, foolish, attention-seeking, annoying, etc)
How am I going to respond with any of those? Not a single one of these is able to stand on its own without having to put a sentence around it. None of these are one-word responses to let someone now how much of a faggot you think they are.
>I'm not sure why the word for homosexual works better than any of those as a term to express displeasure.
I'm not sure why the word for happy works better than homosexual as a term to express homosexuality. It's how the word is used, faggot. That's the meaning it has. Language is fluid.
>It just sounds rural.
I genuinely have no idea what you mean by this. It's a basic word that everyone uses. There were LITERALLY ad campaigns by butthurt SJWs because they didn't like people using the word gay.
>Can you provide an example where responding with gay would be relevant to the original point? I feel like it can't be done unless you also state that you take issue with being gay (as that's the only time responding with a negative "gay" would make sense) in which case you need to take another look at the url of the site you are browsing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ulK3EIyJHM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0l2z-K5OzA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS0GVOQPs0
You sound like an overly sensitive fag. The type who is just a pain to be around because you have to tip toe around every fucking sentence because you get offended so easily by the most petty shit. I'm not sure why you are even here. A chan is clearly not the place for you.
No.277521
>>267635
>doesnt refuse to read
>no chest tumors
I want to marry you tbh.
No.277534
for me it's this tbh
>pretentious stuck up no fun killjoy
>no sense of humor
>pseudo-intelectual
>cynical
>overly faggy
>non monogamous or unfaithful
>doesn't exercise
>hates sports because "hueheheheueuh muh men running after a ball ueheuuhe doctors and firefighters should earn what the best athletes in the world earn ueheuue"
>is a /pol/fag or an uncle tom
that's about it i think
No.277536
>>277534
oh and the weird ass fetishes too
can't forget those
No.277539
>>277534
Your whole post is one giant red flag tbh
No.277545
>>277539
>i'm triggered
tell me why your butt hurts booboo
No.277562
>>277534
I was going fine until you hit the final one I guess I get redflagged. Then again anyone who uses the term Uncle Tom seriously is a red flag to me.
No.277574
>>277562
cool
btw
>jidf
>implying
hell no
No.277642
>>277545
You seem to be the triggered one here, jimbo.
No.277973
>>257571
you want a gay /pol/ack basically
>not degenerate (besides being homosex)
>healthy physically and mentally/confident in themselves.
No.277982
>>277642
tell me what upset you, i'm here to help
No.277983
>>271575
how do you not realize you are talking to a bot
No.278034
>>257443
>self diagnosed and or autist in general
>Tired eyes with black rings around them
>super low energy
>Makes references to cutting
>Complains about every day normal problems like they are a huge deal
>never had a job
>doesn't make an effort to shave or keep their hair tidy
Aside from shit like this it's just nit picking, though I have to agree with a few people here that you should probably make an effort to stay away from anyone who is comfortable being referred to as a brony.
No.278058
>>277534
>>277545
Pretty much this
>>277562
But also this.
> tfw no qt /pol/fag
>>277562
No.278059
>>278058
im a qt polfag t.b.h.
No.278173
>>257571
> actively uses reddit
> I play League
Besides that I fit everything though lel except can't vote Trump in Netherlands I'll go with Wilders instead.
No.278174
>>257677
The thing is a lot of guys, especially good looking ones, have massive lists like that. So you have these good looking guys who are never doing anything at all.
No.278187
> Doesn't look good to me (I don't want someone significantly uglier than me).
> No intellectual ability whatsoever so you can't have a conversation longer than a few lines about any topic
> Some pro lgbt rights activist
> Socialism
> psychology
Examples:
> This guy >>277534 (however I would likely come to dislike that person even if I didn't know his sexuality)
> This guy >>276407 because his attitude towards relationships is terrible so it will always fail
>
No.278255
>>257571
>3 months ago
I pass all of these, but I guess you're gone.
>>257651
His list doesn't seem that hard to pass, tbh.
No.278291
>>278187
are you the same dutch guy from before? why are you still triggered? do you want me to take your hand and help you get over it?
No.278352
>>278291
No I am not.
I quoted you because you used the term uncle Tom which made me strongly believe you're a nigger. I would never date someone that is not a human. Beastiality is disgusting.
No.278672
>>257485
All of these are me
>>257583
these too except felon
No.278678
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>>278352
tell me why there is so much anger trapped inside of your heart, we can sort this out together my love
No.278737
>>278678
Are you the same the same darkie frog who gets super offended that no one is attracted to him because he's a nigger? I think it's cute how you always try to imply other people are angry while you're throwing a fit.
No.278787
>>278737
YES, im a celebrity here now
anyway, maybe i've been mad a couple times but i don't remember, most of the time reading this shit and coming up with a reply makes me laugh, honestly
also did i hurt your feelings in the past or what? you can tell me, it's ok
and thanks for thinking it's cute, i'm flattered, i think the way you guys recognize me all the time is cute too :^)
No.278797
>>278678
>>278737
>>278787
heh heh heh
if it makes a difference I dont care that you're black or french. Usually the black boys leave before I can say bonjour
No.278801
>Trying to find red flags with a condition that is inherently a red flag
Okay.
No.278847
>>278787
>also did i hurt your feelings in the past or what?
No, I just pity you tbh.
No.278920
No.278934
>>278920
>i'm mad
>>278847
>pity
are you that same guy from the face thread? if you are then wew you need to let things go my man
No.278946
>>278934
>i'm mad
I can see that. Your anger is how you are spotted lmao. If someone is salty as fuck and has a french flag, it's going to be the same frog.
No.279886
>>257571
>shallow people with a rather large list of expectations when they themselves probably aren't that interesting nor great.
You come off like every fat girl that posts on tumblr about how they should be accepted for who they are an how fat is beautiful. Then they follow up with an extreme list of prerequisites they require in a partner when they themselves aren't even worthy of any of it.
No.279985
>>278946
but i'm not angry at all tho, look up it's all these stormfront fags like you getting triggered because i dared to say "uncle tom"
>>278797
>usually the black boys leave before i can say bonjour
tbh fampai that's prolly because being gay is really not accepted at all yet in the black community so black gay people are really rare (most of my friends are black and i haven't met a single openly gay one yet)
No.280218
>>257571
Lol I fit right in there except I have one little diamond stud ear piercing.
No.280920
>smokes
>alcoholic
>clingy
>likes pop music
>fat
>brony
>furry
>weeaboo
No.292834
>>276282
>hates faggots
>on /cuteboys/
heh
No.292872
>>292835
Your post is why. As are all the other posts from you that I've seen suddenly pop up. You fuckers are insanely obnoxious.
No.292958
>>257485
>Attempts to cheer them up results in wasted energy and cash.
>boyfriend breaks up with me
>meet up with my now ex as "just friends"; break down in front of him
>eventually decides he'll try to cheer me up by offering to buy me an ~$800 dollar laptop for my birthday (for reference, back when we were boyfriends I'd bought him a ~$90 SSD for his birthday and then his idea for my birthday was to buy me some bad dragon stuff that'd add up to about $90 in turn…)
jesus christ.jpg, please do not do insane stuff with your money like that trying to cheer someone up
Sorry if that was out of nowhere. I think I needed to vent.
No.292969
>>292958
Please tell me you took the free laptop.
No.292977
>>276315
>"too casual to not enjoy memebanter"
>"thinks memes are funny"
wot
>Snapchatter/Selfier
>Whines a lot
>Doesn't agree with my career
>Student/Doesn't work
>Drinks Coffee over tea
No.293000
>>292989
South East for now
>>292977
I'd like to add not loyal to her majesty the Queen and her country
No.293007
>>257571
you sound like a faggot
No.293020
>>292979
You should always take free stuff. Your moralfaggotry lost you $800.
No.293026
>>293020
There's no such thing as "free"~
No.293031
>>293020
What the hell could you have lost here? He was offering you $800 for your birthday. He would hold you to that? You'd be in debt?
No.293119
>>293031
If it's any consolation, he probably doesn't actually have enough money for it anyway.
No.293461
>>257504
>mum bought me
Jesus Christ James. Crawl back into your hole you fucking mongrel
No.293462
>>257443
>"sorry i'm not interested in politics"
>for drugs
>has a fuck load of online friends
>has a small dog
>lives in an apartment
>votes democrat
>non-white
>lazy-eye
>any sort of body modification
No.293762
From experience:
>Self confessed narccist
Has to be number one. Even if honesty is intact people can be honest shit to put up with. The narccist has no empathy, or if they do it's severely damaged or misguided.
Sooner or later that results in them shitting on you in ways that you'd only expect pure strangers to. Because no matter how close you get, that's ultimately what you are because you are not the only thing they remotely love: themselves.
>Absolutely crippling, inconsolable self-doubt
Goes hand in hand with narccism. This kind of person cannot be consoled. They cannot be cheered. No measure of any emotional (or otherwise) investment will move them because as stated, the average narccist doesn't care about what you think or feel.
They do care about what they think or feel though, except it's locked in their own echo chamber that's typically full of delusion - whether it's being overly positive or or overly negative. It is hard for them to be objective.
>They cam or do "porn" for money
Posting anon faceless naked pics to places like here or otherwise is one thing. Camming for money is different.
The reason is because as soon as someone gains a following, most of not all will create (or will have already created) a "personality" to go with that. And this will forever make it impossible to understand who you're dealing with: the person or the personality.
Should the following grow even into something minor, keep in mind that the narccist can easily surround themselves with sycophants - who will in turn play to both the narccist's ego on the one hand, yet they will also be despised by the narccist by not sharing in their self doubt.
In the end, it turns the average person into something that either can never be satisfied, or someone who never fully understands what they want because they cannot understand themselves objectively.
And if THEY can't understand what they want, then trust that you won't either.
In the middle of all of this you think you're going to get to know someone? Someone who for all intents and purposes does not even know themselves?
Good luck if you want to try. I'd advise that you don't invest too much into it. Best case scenario you make it out without losing too much money.
Worst case scenario you wind up broke and in the grave or on your way there from contracting a case of Fuccboi aids.
No.293850
>>257443
Anyone who says "CIS" unironically
That to me sets off an instant red flag of someone who is irredeemable. Its unfortunate that I see a lot of anons here use it. I think they either drank too much koolaid, or are legitimately insane.
No.293878
>>293850
What if they're Star Wars fans
No.293896
No.293906
>>293850
>here use it
I think its only used ironically here.
No.294064
>>257802
>The only time this guy should say "sorry I do not prefer asians" is when an asian guy messages him privately.
I disagree with you because that would only hurt the Asian more when it happens. It's better to be told upfront (although maybe not the very first thing in the description) so you know to move on.
No.294092
>>292977
as memebanter I meant overly sarcastic humor and the use of irony. What I meant was basically being a cunt with a stick up your ass and taking every single thing a person says 100% seriously. Thinking back, that could've been worded much better. I'm usually drunk when posting on imageboards so that might explain the situation..
No.295001
>>277534
lol my redflag is your post
No.296744
>>257443
That's a red flag with girls as well. Barring earrings.
No.296745
>>277545
>>277534
>>277982
>>278291
>>278678
>muh butthurt pol obsession
>using the racist slur "uncle tom", actually thinking that's a thing to boot (like believing in pseudoscience or scientology)
And worst of all
>shitposting with the king
I hope you aren't in Ohio, it'd be embarassing to be in the same state as you.
No.296765
>>277534
Above all I really dislike people who aren't enjoyable to be around. Whiny, cynical, perpetually angry, etc.
Also, I love the amount of angry /pol/ posters replying to this post.
No.296844
>pierced ears
>getting a mark of Slaanesh tramp stamp soon
I just like earrings OP, pls no bully I just wanna be girly
No.296845
>>277534
I just don't like sports because I find them boring to watch
No.296893
>>296844
Wait, hang on.
You're getting a tattoo on your lower back?
Post pics, faggot.
No.296896
>>257762
Fuck.
A lot of these ones used to describe me. I think I'm slowly moving away from it though.
No.296897
>>278034
>Tired eyes with black rings around him
I genetically have dark rings under my eyes.
Fuq u.
No.296898
>Bernie supporter
sorry, I'm sure you mean well, the sex would have to be beyond mindnumbing for me to forgive this sin
No.296911
No.296931
No.296944
>>257443
> Men that still look like men when crossdressing
> Men with sloppy or non existent makeup. They look either ugly or creepy.
> Men that pressure for sex
No.296945
>>257443
Tattoos can look good, but piercings on sexual areas are a no go. I don't want to put metal in my mouth or have it go near my dick. I hate cock rings too for the same reason.
>>257446
Agree with most of this. I don't get fantasy cock blocking opportunities either. I don't mind hats though.
No.308272
No.316234
No.316447
>>257571
I'd swim the Atlantic… a well groomed /pol/ack in my libshit part of England would be a dream.
No.316450
>>267635
day of the rake cant come soon enough
No.316900
>not ok with piercings / tattoos
>not ok with drugs
>not liberal
>not feminist
>racist / misogynistic / xenophobic
maybe this is the wrong website for me :/
No.316918
>>316900
If you're still here, why are you alright with these things? Because I'm opposite all those and still like being cute, so such ideological choices are puzzling
No.316923
No.316924
>>316900
There is nothing cute about drugs, modern feminism and all those things. You're either in the wrong board, or you want a to corrupt a cuteboy.
No.316926
>>316924
>>316923
>>316918
there's nothin cute about bigotry and oppression for your own personal greed
i'm only here for the porn my dudes
No.316929
>>316926
Bigotry is forcing your wife to be a housemaid. Oppression is killing drug addicts like Mao Zedong used to do. Having the view that some things are good and some are bad is not bigoted at all.
My suggestion is for you to fuck off and get your porn from somewhere else.
No.316930
>>316929
This exactly.
>>316926
I'm not a bigot for oppressing anyone. I should probably explain, I'm opposite those things you claim are bigoted or oppressive, since you changed the meaning of those words to mean anyone who has a different opinion than you. You know nothing about me yet assume I must be oppressive, which wasn't even in your post. It's funny how you just throw these words around in a massive list of isms and ists like they even hold any meaning anymore.
No.316931
>>316900
Maybe it is, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
No.317195
No.317206
>>316900
yeah, this definetly ain't for you
stay in tumblr or something
No.317216
No.317217
>>316924
>There is nothing cute about drugs
drugs and alcohol are my actual fetish tho
No.317222
>>257443
>Everyone is either exponentially more socially retarded than me or so far beyond my capabilities that I get dragged along like a fucking ball and chain
For what purpose
>>257571
>Satisfy every single one of these except furry
>tfw no wizard-but-not-too-wizard aryan natsoc bf to spit at sandniggers with
No.317234
No.317253
>>257762
These are pretty much identical to my red flags tbh
No.317254
>>316924
>>317217
my fetish is being corrupted with drugs and alcohols desu
No.317290
>>317217
>>317254
All of us have certain degenerate fantasies, myself (very) included. But it doesn't mean we should act on impulse or attempt to fuck up our lives just for sexual fetishes.
No.317333
>refuses to send a picture "because [reason]"
>asks for face and/dick pic
>rude
>constantly texts/calls when you are at work
>does lewd jokes to the point it's annoying
>dismisses any attempt to go a bit further.
I swear to god, every cute boy that I've met has made me one step closer to going straight.
No.317369
>>317346
there is a difference between "hey, let's trade dick pics" and "gimme a dick pic, you get nothing in return"
No.317628
>>276415
One says 'gay' when one means to call something effete without sounding effete.
>It just sounds rural
When someone says this it would be appropriate to use gay, although what you wrote has nothing to do with being homosexual directly.
As I'm sure you're aware everything that isn't explicitly positive will be used as an insult. It is by association that one insults here, and while it may seem less effectual to use loose associations it is often times far more biting. Let us take the example of calling someone pie. If I were to call someone pie I am implying that they lack strength,and courage and experience. Take for example a cursory free association of pie, I come up with sweet, soft, grandma, thanksgiving, food, eat, sugary. None of these things are masculine, they have no hint of ανδρεία. Now if the person I am insulting has a widely different life experience to me they will fail to recognize what I am saying with speed, which lends itself to create the impression that they and I are different, and that they are not part of my in-group. Insulting someone in this manner relies on abstraction, and symbolism, and so is far deeper, and more compact than stating my meaning literally. The real heart of an insult comes from the timing, and emotiveness (or lack thereof) of the insult. It is not terribly effectual to give some long winded speech on how the person, or thing one is insulting does not align with my sense of masculinity, and courage, and is effete, limp-wristed, overly refined, weak, possibly taking pleasure in being dominated, unable to pass on their genes, and so on. If one were to do so it would most certainty backfire, as such a long and wordy speech is generally seen as an effete thing itself.
No.318825
>>257485
Are you banging my man?
No.319001
>tattoos
>too much piercings
>smokes
>does drugs
>drinks too much
>promiscuous, non-monogamous
>no interest in learning (being uneducated is fine, but willingness to learn is a must)
>leftist
>too depressed, self harms, has suicidal thoughts
These are the only things that would make me back away instantly.
No.319416
>>257571
>mfw I pass all these
The only one that is debateable is the Dota 2 one but I play PLENTY of other games and actually only play dota 2 with a specific friend at this point.
No.319420
>>276415
>Can you provide an example blah blah blah zzzzzzzzzz…
Do you "intellectual" autismos have to ruin everything?
No.319421
>>319420
Just ignore that gay fag! :3
No.319425
>>319420
tfw no shakespearean vocabulary bf
No.319617
No.319620
No.319629
>>258156
I saw that movie a while back 2 and was like whoa its a meme now.
No.321757
>facial hair
>excessive piercings
>excessive tattoos
>militant atheist
>regressive liberal, sjw, ect.
>sexuality is defining trait
>promiscuous
tbh I'm a practicing jew so I'm going to sound like a prude
No.321758
>>321757
Does this mean you've yet to become a professional Jew?
No.321762
>alcoholic
>stoner
^^nothing wrong with either drinking or smoking in moderation
>LGBTQWERTY+**
>anti-Trump
>piercings
>fat/chubby
>furry
>brony
>likes cartoon network garbage LOL holy shit
>black magick practicer
>philosemitism
>philonegroism
>not white
>doesn't read
>reads shounen manga online like a 12 year old
>normalfag
>doesn't hike or camp
>eats garbage
>circumcised
>>257571
I like you March 2016-kun.
No.321763
>>321762
>normalfag
>reads shounen manga online like a 12 year old
>furry
>brony
>likes cartoon network garbage LOL holy shit
You've singled out the normies and good half of the weirdos. Why so picky?
No.322925
ITT: we fail to understand a human is not a Subway sandwich.
gl nerds.
No.355221
>>267635
Finally, an anon with taste.
No.355251
>>257443
>Extent of reading is manga, a few edgy pol tier books, or the harry potter/got books they probably haven't read but bought because they're fans of the movies
>Takes care of themselves; ie no excessive alcohol/tobacco/drug use or tattoos
>Self-described "revolutionary"
>Anon lets go naked to the pride parade
tbh I just want a normal cuteboy to cuddle and talk about books with
No.355293
>>355251
>Reading on the train is attention-seeking
It's literally what you do when you want fucking nothing to do with everyone else around you. Reading is the most "I'm shutting myself off from the world; don't bother me!" activity possible.
What did this guy think you're supposed to do on the train that is somehow less-attention-seeking? Stare vapidly out the windows??
No.355454
>>355251
>Takes care of themselves; ie no excessive alcohol/tobacco/drug use or tattoos
>taking care of yourself is a red flag
Anon I hope you typed that wrong.
No.355508
>Canadian
>tattoos
>piercings
>furry
>scat
>uses the term "reactionary" as an insult, like all those lefty types
>watches TV
>watches dumb corny videos on Youtube
>hates anime
>drugs
That is all.
Unfortunately, I meet many like this.
No.355518
>>257443
I really want to get a belly button piercing even if it is a red flag. I'd keep it a secret except for when I'm slutting it up on blogs, which is probably another red flag anyway tbh. I feel like they're a really cute accessory though. I started wearing toe rings and anklets and now I'm addicted to them and keep wishing I had a cute belly piercing to go with it all.
No.355828