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No.193761
im new to liking girlboys and wanna know some dating websites that are basicly free and good for someone around the age of 18.
No.193765
>>193761
>left: promiscuous, will cheat no matter what, mental problems, high probability of STDs, has no goals in life other than body modification and sex, views itself simply as a sex object (not a real person, no brain or personality).
No.193766
>>193761
>right: vagina literally designed by God/nature to please penis, at least 16x better than asshole, self-lubricating, better texture, better smell, easy to use and clean. attached to a real person who has goals and emotions, a life and can care for you.
No.193769
>>193765
>>193766
>>193761
guys guys guys
both sides to the argument are really fucking unfairly biased.
No.193770
>>193766
>>193765
why are you even on here?
No.193786
>>193766
>gallon jug 'o lube
>hard to come by
No.193787
>>193765
>body mods and sex
Hey, throw in drugs and we've got a strait up tzimisce party, there.
No.193806
>>193766
>Vagina designed by nature to make you cum as fast as possible so enjoy never being able to last longer than ten minutes unless you wear five condoms at the same time or lost half your nerve endings in an unfortunate Jew accident.
>can care for you
Please; she can't even open a jar of fucking pickles.
No.193816
so im assuming there isnt going to be any posts about dating websites?
No.193823
>>193816
idk. okcupid? I saw a hot trans near me but had herpes so nope.jpg
No.194052
>>193765
>>193766
You realize you're on a gay board, right?
No.194131
>>193816
OKCupid is the only good one, also try the zeemap.
No.194134
>>193787
>tfw you will never be the ghoul of a sexy tremere
Why even live.
No.194176
>>193765
>>193766
Thanks, Canadian-kun, your bitter ranting has convinced me to give up faggotry and go back to women. You must get these kinds of posts all the time, right? Or else you wouldn't waste your time extolling the virtues of pussy on a gay board. What kind of retard would waste their time on something so goddamned futile? Not you, Canadian-kun, not you.
No.194200
>>193823
>be faggot
>go on OkCupid
>limit searches to gay guys 18-24
>Within 100 miles of me
>Results come out
>Thirty niggers
>Three "Casual sex only pls"
>Two guys who got into a relationship and left their profiles up
>One guy who just wants a friend
>And one girl
>Wait, what?
>Pre-OP FTMs are categorized as gay males
>mfw
No.194202
grindr, squirt, adam4adam, and manhunt.
grindr is a phone app that's based on location. Very hit or miss, lots of problems, but it's so undeniably easy to hookup. Perfect for finding that femmy bottom boi near you.
Squirt.org is my favorite, helped me lose my virginity.Not only is it a decent hookup site, it also tells you local cruising spots and glory holes. Great places to find that cockslut you either want to plough, or become.
a4a and manhunt are pretty standard dating/hookup apps, might be a little easier.
Also, check the map stickied at the top of this board.
No.194205
>>194202
>grindr
>Perfect for finding that femmy bottom boi near you
>implying grindr is not only fat closeted grandpas with HIV
No.194206
>>193787
>>194134
>Tzimisce and Tremere mentioned
C-can we fuck guys?
No.194216
Strawmanning. They can never actually be objective. It's always strawmanning.
No.194294
Anal sex is just a gimmick. Its objectively worse than vaginal sex in every way. Feels worse. You can't go too fast lest you tear them and hurt them. No natural lube. Gotta prep and clean. Texture is gritty and weird. Can't be intimate during it cuz of the position/angels….its only fun once month just as a taboo…fuck your girl in the ass lol. But thank God for the pussy, that's our go-to happy hole. So much better :3
No.194296
>>193761
>girl on left
That tiny pussy looks really cute tbh
No.194305
>he thinks guys will like him because girls don't
No.194374
>>194305
iktf very well tbh
No.194377
No.194535
>>194294
Thats because you have been fucking pleb tier bois who don't prep or put any effort into taking dick. Taking a guys dick should be a full time job if some amateur slut is going to complain because it hurts when i fuck em then they learned the lesson to fucking train their assholes.
No.194708
>>193765
>>193766
Truer words have ever never been spoken by a canadian.
No.194766
>>193761
Boys: Easy to find a fuck buddy online
Girls: Hard to find a fuck buddy online, men pretending to be women, prostitutes, spammers and scammers.
No.194773
>>194202
>Squirt.org
>Free for the first 10 days, costs money after
>Refuses emails from temporary email sites like10 Minute Mail
Get the fuck out Squirt.org
No.194774
>>194202
One is mobile site only, the other three are pay sites.
Get the fuck out.
No.194820
>>193766
>>193766
>better smell
>better
>smell
KEK
No.197493
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>>193766
Two words
>Blue
>Waffle
No.202946
>>197493
>i-i-if I c-c-call it bait, m-m-maybe he'll think I have an a-argument… baka
You are a fucking loser.
No.208282
>>194820
You can't give opinions, every mexigrill vagoo stinks like rotten salmon
And please, average mexitrap looks like a gremlin
No.208289
>>193766
>designed by nature
Somebody didn't pay attention in biology class
No.208292
>>202946
he's not retarded enough to try to argue for hetero sex on the gay board though.
No.208344
>>194820
>Implying it's not
The problem isn't that you're smelling pussies, anon. It's that you're smelling filthy Mexican pussies.
No.208667
>>193765
>implying a submissive boi will even think thoughts of cheating
>implying a woman won't
>implying mental problems are that bad
>implying subboi has ever even had sex
>implying grill doesn't have STDs
>implying women aren't _actually_ sex objects
>implying women have a brain, personality, or are real people in comparison to even the average male
>>193766
>designed by god/nature to please the penis
Designed by nature to make sure the penis can cum in once and get it preg*
>better smell
"I have never smelled a vagina or a femboi butt"
>attached to a real person
HAHAHAHAHAHA
-
I'm biscum though, so what do I know.
No.209770
>>194820
What, you're saying asshole smells better? You like the smell of poop, huh? Yeeeah, that's what I thought.
No.209783
>>209770
>What, you're saying asshole smells better?
I'm fairly confident that the average /cuteboy/ asshole smells far better than either of the holes pic related has, which is exactly what 90% of all vaginas are going to turn into after about 5~10 years after putting a ring on it. If they weren't already well on the path to that to begin with.
Statistically, gay couples tend to be the leanest and healthiest, especially (I'm sure) in communities as into aesthetics as /cuteboy/ is. In contrast, lesbian couples get REALLY FUCKING COMFY and balloon up to gynormous proportions.
No.210238
>>210215
>You are mentally damaged to think a pansies TURD CUTTER smells better than a vagina.
It does, because a faggot will at least clean themselves up before sex, whereas that vagina will get fat and bitchy and won't be able to wipe it's own ass after a few years - then it smells like rancid feces not only while you're fucking - but ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Also… holy shit, you're a virgin aren't you? You realize that there's only about an inch between the vagina and the anus right? About the distance between your tongue and your nose. If you'd ever 69'd before, you'd know you spent the whole goddamned time with your nose buried in her pooper.
Whereas with being a faggot, you've at least got the balls as a wind break.
>Seeking sexual release in masculine energy is low value.
Well no wonder you've never had sex. You're obviously a weak ass beta, even more of a pansy than the twinks. Probably fat as fuck too, which is why you don't mind the idea of your bitches turning into unfuckable ham planets after a few years and holding half your shit for ransom. If you'd ever developed a finely sculpted physique yourself, you'd understand the attraction and desirability of it in others.
No.210606
>>208282
Man, Mexigirls don't know shit about vaginal hygiene. Shit is strange tbh fam.
No.210626
>>193761
WELL. ITS FUCKING WELL. DOESN'T PLEASE DICK AS WELL.
Jesus fucking christ.
No.210996
>>194773
It doesn't cost money after, it just gimps what you can do. The hur free version doesn't let you send a lot of emails, and doesn't let you view every picture someone has on a profile. Both of these aren't entirely restricted on the mobile version.
>>194774
Pretty sure a4a doesn't do anything if you don't pay them. I use it free for years and I can't think of anything that's been a huge cock block about it.
Manhunt does suck imo
No.211783
Most hookup sites where I live suck and it seems most people are just using it to attention whore. Almost as bad as women tbh
No.212092
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Both have cute Butta, either way it's gonna be anal though.
>>193766
>"I have never done anal"
Oh silly anon, vaginal will never compare to the tightness of anal
No.212095
>>212092
>tightness
That's what I'm looking forward to. What gets me off isn't the sensation on my skin, but the pressure. Had plenty of vaginal sex, but I'm looking forward to finally being with a qt boi and feeling what that's like.
No.212321
I tried Grindr to maybe get some friends with personalities like myself, but so far have only found so many masculine men or old guys that just want sex :( I just wanna cuddle with someone my own age, maybe play some video games and watch something… Anything really. Oh well, maybe I just have to be more patient..
No.212339
>>193766
I'll agree with you that self-lub and smell are nice, but anal is still better. I've even seen some women say that since women tend to like trust more than men and feel anal is the ultimate show of trust. And if this anus is not embraced by nature as a mating hole then why do so many other animals love anal? Plus >attached to a real person
Niggawut, you know tons of women are only in it for cock even if your virgin arse could never score one.
Also
>care for you
>god
No.212341
>>193765
>will cheat no matter what
>not having an open relationship in the first place
No.212367
>>212341
>Implying you have any choice in the matter with the sheer number of Syrians trying to, and succeeding at, cucking you
gz bong
No.212394
>>212321
And what is your own age?
No.212396
>>212341
>literally being a cuck
No.212399
>>212341
I still don't know why people do this.
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No.214249
>>194202
I've tried most of these. As an 18 year old every single one of these websites is repulsive. It's all men a decade older than me just trying to fuck. Impossible to find a guy that isn't a flamer or isn't old.
I just want a normal looking guy within my age range to hold hands with. Guess you can only find those in real life. Serves me right for being a shutin NEET I guess.
No.214270
>>214249
>that isn't a flamer
keke, you've found me out.
No.233393
>>194205
It's a horridly-coded app anyway, but the fact that everyone is an omega neckbeard and not femmy is the worst part.
No.233398
>>214249
Everyone that's been saying grindr, jacked, OKC, adam4adam, CL or manhunt have never used any one of those things.
No.233430
>>194052
Being gay doesn't make being a worthless whore okay.
No.233479
>>193761
Dude, if we knew any sites like that do you think this board would exist?
No.233516
I do have a question. Just how fucking degenerate do you have to be to think "9. Easy to fuck, lives for cock" and especially "10. No emotions, just cum in" are good things ?
No.233675
>>214249
>As an 18 year old every single one of these websites is repulsive. It's all men a decade older than me just trying to fuck. Impossible to find a guy that isn't a flamer or isn't old.
>23 year old
>Canadian
>Not exactly a manly man but not camp
>Look like Topher Grace
you still looking anon?
No.233680
>>233516
That pic was made by a straight ugly neckbeard who can't get laid by a woman
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No.241188
>>214249
Well youre not going to find a website for under 18's dedicated to fucking, because thats illegal.>>214249
No.241612
>>233398
I've had success with jack'd in the past. dated a guy from there for awhile.
Also, as sketchy as it seems it doesn't hurt (physically) to check craigslist
No.246148
>>193765
You say all that shit like they're bad things….
>>212396
How the fuck can you be a cuck if the person can't breed?
No.246247
Try /cuteboys/, stupid.
>>212396
An open relationship makes that impossible m8
>>233516
>what is context
Learn to separate sex and love fam.
No.246736
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>>212367
>1000~ Migrants taken in so far to the UK
>Literally less than the US
>Literally 1000x less than Germany
>MFW We get all the blame
No.246821
>>246247
Open relationship is just cuckold-slang to make getting cucked sound less pathetic to normals.
>>246148
>cheating
>mental disorders
>STDs
>not bad things
I've spotted the tumblr user. You may not understand this, but in the real world, having AIDS isn't considered a badge of honor and sleeping with multiple men behind each's back and spreading the aforementioned AIDS is seen as extremely disgusting.
No.247073
>>194200
>Thirty niggers
The problem with Bantus is that the rare good exceptions–
https://u18chan.com/board/u18chan/pb/topic/1195336
https://u18chan.com/board/u18chan/pb/topic/1195845
…are not the rule, and thus I assume your pool mostly looked like Tyrone from the Sheeit comics or the worst brutes Voat users see on the front page of CoonTown. Long hair always draws my eye, but they usually shave it, etc. instead of having braids or dreadlocks. Accurate?
>>233393
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.
And the code is just icing on the cake and a good reason why people leave for apps like Scruff or Mister.
You'd have a field day with ReallyGheyLuxray's Grindr posts on FatPeopleHate back in the day.
I like the curvy guys in the chub thread, but not flabby bodies and neckbeards.
As a jailhouse-gay low-Kinsey-score-but-the-porn-turns-me-on furfag:
Why is it that gay male subcultures think hairy and masculine has to be the ugly kind of hairy and masculine? Why don't any bears try to look like Robert Redford or the kind of guy you see on /r/ladyboners? Those don't turn me on, but at least they're objectively attractive and pleasing to look at, rather than being wide-nosed omegas hams. I say this because even three-month-old infants stare longer at attractive faces and look away from repulsive faces, so it's not a matter of sex drive.
Look at all the bearded guys on http://imgur.com/r/ladyboners and compare that to what the average Grindr "bear" tries to look like.
>>209783
Case in point:
https://8ch.net/furry/res/494008.html
(archive: http://archive.is/W0UGh)
There's a good evolutionary reason we find femayos repulsive on a deep level. They aren't physically healthy. The reason for "con smell" is that people like her never clean their massive gunt folds, and mold grows in there.
This is also why the unattractive fat distributions are so much more repulsive than the attractive fat distributions. A bloated neck and face and curveless hips means a much bigger risk for health problems like sleep apnea.
>>212367
The kicker is that they're not even Syrian. Want rage fuel? https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate/comments/841553/4183072 William Pierce's writing is way too totalitarian for me, but the behavior of these "people" makes me very much want to kill them. The only "donate to help the refugee crisis" cause I would contribute to is sterilizing them, poisoning their food, etc.
>>246736
You guys already have Rotherham, statist censorship from both the "evil racists can't be allowed to have thoughts" left wing and the "muh War On Terror" right wing, and dindus taking over London et al. so it would be like pissing in bucket of diluted piss. It would make it much worse, but England is already demographically shit compared to [insert East Asian country here]. There are hamplanets, feminism, and even adjusting for BMI and allowing for Keira Knightley the women aren't even very attractive on average compared to Eastern European devushkas.
Is there anything in this assessment that's inaccurate? I want to know if I'm missing anything else bad.
>>214249
"Flamer" here meaning "ugly non-fem with a bitch personality" a la Caleb Luna?
>>233516
As a diagnosed autist who doesn't emotionally pair-bond, the problem isn't 9 and 10 but the fact that the individuals offering them are unfuckable, masculine, and impossible for a jailhouse-gay furry like me to get hard to. See also:
>>246148
No.247097
>>212321
That's not the place to look for what you want, anon. Grindr is only used to find someone to fuck. Usually in a one-off thing.
No.247286
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>>247073
Name one of those things you said about England that isn't true of Germany, France and Belgium?
>I'll give you the fat chicks one but we're all faggots here right so it's fine
I'm not arguing we're getting cucked hard by Merkel and the kikes in the EU but at least we're voting to leave (hopefully) and trying. Meanwhile Germany gets a free pass because Hitler and France gets a free pass cause sexier women?
No.248615
>>247097
Grindr and all apps are used purely for sex. Dating sites might help but apps are entirely for quick meaningless sex.
No.248626
How easy is it to find qt, round assed boipussy that I can punish?
Seriously, I need to show these sissies the error of their ways
No.248629
>>248626
I think it's harder to find someone to fuck as a cute boy, very risky if they turn out to be a psycho
No.248630
>>248629
Sounds pretty reasonable. I am not interested in forcing myself onto a cute boy. I do want to punish cute boys if they are willing to be dominated.
No.248633
>>248630
yeah, that is kind of a common fetish for bot Including mine
No.248634
>>248633
I bet you need to be punished
No.248639
No.250449
>>193766
>attached to a real person who has goals and emotions, a life and can care for you.
FTFY: attached to a shallow self-centered piece of shit whose only goal is to waste your money and is unstable and emotional all the time, has no life and demands your care 24/7/365.
No.262256
>>193765
>and right does not?
delusional canadacuck
No.262396
>took a girl home
>great butt, fantastic oral but was a massive tease
>wouldn't fuck, just played with me, spooned and cuddled, left me blue balled
>went to fuck buddies house
>great cocksucker, likes to please and be slapped
>sex is boring, just pump and cum, she has very little idea what she is doing, doesn't have any energy, occasionally cum with her but not much
>yesterday I went to my boyfriends house
>has an ass that outshines either of those sluts by a wide margin
>wouldn't leave my dick alone all night. Teases it, sucka it, chokes on it
>fuck his throat on the ende of the bed, eat out his boy pussy
>we fucked for the first time and his well trained ass feels the same if not better than a vagina
>he does various positions, very energetic fuck, moans like a little bitch
>"cum daddy! Please! I need your cum to fill me!"
>the definition of a cockslut, looks better in a skirt than most girls
Can confirm meme is correct>>193761
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No.262413
This entire thread is fucking cancer.
No.262415
>>247286
that looks like that ugly umby dude lmaoooo
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No.283529
>>233516
I know i wan a qt that has a good personality and likes the same things as me
No.283532
Which states do you guys live in?
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No.283566
>>262415
>gypsy
>calling anyone ugly
Ohboy
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No.286135
>>193761
>>193766
>>193765
All of these things are completely subjective and vary from person to person.
Although to be honest I do prefer the feeling of pussy over boibutt tbqhwy.
No.286371
>>193765
>>193766
fags status: DESTROYED
No.286373
>>193765
>>193766
Well, shit, I never considered these points. Guess I'll stop being a faggot and be straight now.
BTW, Canadafag, your points do nothing for bottoms.
No.286378
>>193765
>>193766
>left: 3DPD
>right: 3DPD
Wake up, fags.
2D is love.
2D is life.
No.286382
>religious people on /cuteboys/
Admin needs to stop being a pussy and ip/mac ban you people.
No.308716
>>193765
so what's your point?
No.308727
>>193765
>>193766
wtf i hate penis now
No.308736
>>286382
Degenerates go die!
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No.315107
>>247286
>Name one of those things you said about England that isn't true of Germany, France and Belgium?
Touche. That's what's nice about Visegrad Four countries.
>I'm not arguing we're getting cucked hard by Merkel and the kikes in the EU but at least we're voting to leave (hopefully) and trying.
Congratulations on that, by the way.
>TFW the UK will never go full Enoch Powell and we'll always be burdened with hate speech laws, feminists and Pakis.
No.346820
Fuck off /pol/, I came here to look at and talk about cute boi ass not to hear your anti-immigrant screeching
No.346821
OP, that picture is retarded. The main difference between men and women is that women are more likely to push you into following cultural norms. Tried Tinder, it's shit, barely functional without paying and most of the matches are from miles away.
No.354827
>>354826
Did you really have to bump a thread that has seen barely any activity in over eight months for that?