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File: 607048997f5ef05⋯.jpg (1.15 MB, 1988x3056, 497:764, RCO008_1475723794.jpg)

 No.996143

How can you make Cosmic Satan not be a boring and generic rip of Thanos to normies?

Also, predict how WB will fuck the New Gods movie.

 No.996148

>>996143

It's kinda easy. Thanos uses a Macguffin, Darkseid doesn't. Darkseid has his laser, an opportunity for cool visuals (oh wait… a current DC movie and cool visuals/ CGI… never).

Also, he talks much about how evil, powerful and diabolic he is.

Thanos on the other hand is calm, calculated and thinks of himself as the hero.

Theoretically, Apocalypse is also like Thanos and Darkseid, but in the movie he's unique, too. Bland though. Just make their behaviour and character unique, that's all.

Oh wait, DC can't make anything not generic.


 No.996150

>>996143

Uhm… copy Kirby's New Gods page by page and don't let liberal hacks to change it for the "focus group"?


 No.996152

>>996150

That would be the best way. Bad news, their current plans have Ava DuVernay, now infamous for raping the source material for her big budget, science fiction/fantasy film, as the director for New Gods.


 No.996427

File: 08078d3d0b5a715⋯.jpg (46.87 KB, 1000x625, 8:5, INDESCRIBABLE_HORRORS.jpg)

>>996152

>Ava DuVernay

What the fuck was WB smoking when they decided to bring her into the DCEU. Now they are going to tumblrize the fuck out of the New Godsa.

- Big Barda is definitely becoming black.

- Mr. Miracle will be Asian.

- Lightray will be gay.

- Orion will be lectured about toxic masculinity.

- All the Apokoliptians will be white though.


 No.996431

>normies

Fuck off normalfag.


 No.996435

>>996427

Granny Goodness will be played by Oprah I guaran-fucking-tee you


 No.996440

>>996427

What's wrong with big Barda?


 No.996442

File: 836244bbd8a4f8d⋯.png (557.61 KB, 499x640, 499:640, ClipboardImage.png)

>>996435

>one of the most evilest characters in DC universe

>played by a black womyn

Thats raycisssss.

>>996440

Barda is a strong female character that happened to be extremely sexy too, so they are going to take out all the problematic aspects like her being sexualized and devoted to her husband and shit like that.


 No.996447

File: 121f2f027eade9b⋯.jpg (13.56 KB, 255x231, 85:77, welp.jpg)

>>996152

>Ava DuVernay


 No.996454

>>996143

>How?

They already did. For the director, they hired someone known for nothing BUT racebaiting.

>>996427

I'm betting they'll go all the way with Lightray being black and Orion's romantic interest.

They probably won't use the Forever People in the movie, but reserve it for a TV show.

>>996442

Don't forget that she's also very straight and deeply in love with Scott while also being incredibly feminine for her looks, something they'll definitely try to fix.

Imagine being the strongest one among Darkseid's legion, yet what she strives for was to live the simple life of a happy housemaker. She's basically the wife in what my opinion is the most happily married couple in comics considering the terrible lives they had to go through in Apokolips.


 No.996457

File: 2dafb6cea4252ca⋯.jpg (26.66 KB, 479x357, 479:357, raziel2.jpg)

File: 47a3775613e69e6⋯.jpg (66.43 KB, 528x384, 11:8, raziel.jpg)

>>996454

>Imagine being the strongest one among Darkseid's legion, yet what she strives for was to live the simple life of a happy housemaker.

Yeah they are going to do away with this completely. What makes it sadder is that Barda was partially based on Kirby's wife.


 No.996460

>>996457

Must have been one hell of a lady.


 No.996469

>Cosmic Satan

Ignore Morrison's shit.

>>996427

>Highfather will be black for Obama/Putin parallels


 No.996484

>>996469

>darkseid will just have a photo shopped image of Putin where his head is


 No.996508

File: a730d7e6d31f43d⋯.jpg (257.55 KB, 479x787, 479:787, lovecraft negro eggs.jpg)

>>996427

>- Big Barda is definitely becoming black.




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