/co/ - Comics & Cartoons

“Aight, so, ok, I might enjoy a drink or two, and wake up outside the place one should wake up in a few more times than is medically suggested, but the “hopeless alcoholic” thing is just a bit of harmless self-deprecation. Exaggeration for comedic purpose. I’m perfectly capable of handling my drinks.”

-JK (yes, he went there.)

"I’m not talking about taking a dump. I’m talking about pee. It’s water. It goes all away. I pee in the bathtub too. I’M DOING IT RIGHT NOW."

-JK

Join us at Blight Court, 66th street, a charming block of concrete, erected in the middle of one of the more elegantly designed industrial hellholes of the country. Indoor plumbing, mostly functioning heating system, TV was still in color last time I checked.

"Alix Peck joined me ten months ago. I guess I’ve come to accept her as my friend, despite her being one of those annoying pseudopunk, postgoth, bleeding heart, fuck-the-system, anarcho-capitalist, quasi-socialist, granola crunching, tree hugging cunt types."

-JK

"Frenetic Ferns are part of a potion that can turn cats into dogs and dogs into ducks. Y’know, in case you want ducks, but only have cats and dogs around. If you smoke them they taste like liquorice, which I think is nice."

-JK

"Elevator is busted, because of course it fucking is, this whole building is a national tragedy waiting to happen."

-JK

'I live several state away from my “parents” and my “sister”. This current arrangement seems to benefit their disposition towards me, and mine towards them.'

JK

'Aggressively unpleasant to the ear, most of the bafflingly structured songs of Finnish-American numetal band, “Balls Grinders”, sound like a coarse dying parrot with its neck stuck inside an engine.'

Metal-Today.com review of “BALLS”, The Balls Grinders debut album

“I’ve a always wanted to be a drug addict.”

-Tuomas Kokaine, Drummer of the Balls Grinders

We’re not making music for the people of this world. We’re trying to send a message to the things beyond. The message is “Come here. Fuck shit up.”

-Balls Grinders Front Man and Vocalist, Kuusta Katastrophe

"The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to drink free beer."

-Socrates

>1 image per post

Fresh from halfchan I see

"Las Vegans offers FOUR whole flavours of Mystery Soup! Try two, you get one for free if you’re still walking!"

Get out of here you fucking faggot. It is obvious that you did not even bother opening a single thread, but just came here to dump this crap hoping to get replies.

"Really poor choice of words right there."

Nerdgasm: No plebs allowed.

"It’s a hard life for the professional slacker."

Fat Frank’s Filthy Fryer: if life gives you lemons, fry them.

Not another Misguided Romantic Subplot!

How to impress your crush: keep eye contact, smile a lot and be funny!

Joy can step out of the boundaries or reality because MAGIC.

The awkward old times.

"Ten time less useful yet twice as inconvenient as Pepper Spray."

Now that’s just profane.

Potion Brewing 101

Note: Do not try this. It tastes disgusting.

"The Greatests Show Unearthed"

Worst concert Evaah

"Security is the number one priority here at Flabscabs."

"Burning Pain"

Note: Terrible Lyrics are essential for the Summoning

Hopefully nobody spat in that Manhattan.

Extraordinary circumstances always bring people closer together.

Track 09: You can’t Outrun Oblivion 24:12 - 01:34:12

>He can't even post more than 1 image per post

What a fag

>>993504

What is this trash?

"The Model 89 is a personal use medium range handwand developed by Schmitz & Merlin, and was one of the last wood based wands the company manufactured before switching to charged alloys in the mid nineties."