No.993103
What do you think about Superman Returns?
No.993105
>>993103
I like that he put a baby in Lois, lately DC always has such fucking melodrama when it comes to that topic
>Kryptonians can't reproduce with humans!
>Kryptonians reproduce through test tubes!
>Haha Joker tricked Superman into slaughtering Lois while she was pregnant with his child!
Can't these cunts just let Superman have some fucking happiness in his life?
It's almost as bad as how writers feel the need to constantly put Peter Parker through depressing bullshit.
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No.993170
>>993130
God it'd be lovely if they made that comic for the sole purpose of using that joke.
No.993176
>>993105
Last I knew Superman did have a kid though. Did they kill him off or something?
No.993214
>>993176
I think it was the plot to one of the Injustice games or something. Never cared too much for them
No.993220
>>993176
You may be referring to For The Man Who Has Everything from Moore
No.993223
>>993220
>>993221
>>993222
Anon, you do know some of these are small enough to fit in under 3 posts. Right?
No.993230
It was made by a pedophile featuring a pedophile as the villain.
No.993231
>>993223
Did they raise the limit from 16MB? Since the first two exceed that in total
No.993252
>>993103
Bryan Singer's fanfiction on a Superman II sequel that was two decades late, he could have brought something new to the table, but it was pretty much a rehash, likehow Kevin Spacey does a scene by scene copy of Gene Hackman's Lex Luthor, but it was pretty much lighthearted compared during the same time Batman Begins was showing. Me back then wanted a crossover between the two just like the animated series, because the two movies were shown as opposites to each other.
No.993257
>>993105
>>993214
>>993220
What the fuck are you all talking about? Superman's had a son since 2015. Have none of you been paying attention to the Rebirth threads?
No.993260
>>993257
And the movie and that cartoon episode are over a decade old before they made Superboy and a convoluted storyline to bring back Pre-52 Superman, all of his storylines since Crisis had him go in a pity party on how impossible it is for him and Lois to have a child and rear a family, if you count Elseworld storylines, he always suffers when he makes a family, and there's Kingdom Come, Luis dies, he makes babies with Wonder Woman and ect.
No.993277
It was way better than I expected. Kevin Spacey was a good Luthor, Brandor Routh really looks like Christopher Reeve, what else do you need?
No.993278
>>993277
Checked, and it was lighthearted campy fun, nothing new and not bad either, just an average flick.
No.993280
>>993257
in >>993214 I'm referring to Superman's motives in Injustice, which are that Joker tricks him into killing Lois as recounted here: >>993105
Don't recall if she was supposed to be pregnant in Injustice
No.993286
>>993280
She was pregnant, both in the comics and video games. Batboy thought Boy Scout would be above having his city, friends, wife, and unborn child dead at the hands of the Joker. Really could have saved them all the time and effort if they just put Joker in a cell without an audience like what they did in Dark Knight Rising novelization.
No.993317
>>993277
>what else do you need?
How about a compelling plot?
No.993332
>>993317
This was the same problem as Star Wars TFA, too much nostalgia and playing it really safe.
No.993372
>>993286
Fuck the uber violent Batman rogues gallery. Even if by some miracle Joker is rehabilitated the fucker would probably have entire blocks lining up to fuck his shit up.
No.993393
>>993372
>Even if by some miracle Joker is rehabilitated the fucker would probably have entire blocks lining up to fuck his shit up.
Off-topic as shit, but Joker did that recently in White Knight, he escapes responsibility by using mind control on the criminals to fuck Batman's shit up.
No.993404
>>993393
That doesn't exactly sound like rehabilitation…
No.993409
>>993404
It had great art, but lots of creative liberties that the author does. And of course it was Harley Quinn who makes Joker go sane with some magic pills and still make him go against Batman by doing a "better job" than he could by playing dirty. Still manages to say "Joker dindunuffin! Batman should have helped his victims!"
No.993414
>>993393
Did anyone come after him when he was living as "Joe Kerr", when he thought Batman was dead?
No.993425
>>993414
That elseworld story where he returns to his Joker persona when Batman reveals himself still alive, nobody recognized him in that comic or even cared except his life partner Batman.
No.993432
I like Man of Steel better, but I'm one of few people on here that actually likes Man of Steel.
No.993436
>>993432
>Don't save me Clark! My death will help give "depth and tragedy" to the films story!
No.993457
>>993176
He currently has a kid, but I'm honestly not sure if Jon will stick around now that Bendis is in charge.
No.993600
>>993432
I loved the visuals and soundtrack, fucking hate the actors aside from Henry Cavil, no charisma, especially Amy Adams' Lois Lane.
>>993457
You can say the same for Damian where they're currently doing the story that Batman might have been a cuck for raising someone who might be Deathstroke's kid instead, so they need to work together to solve a paternity test mystery.
No.993601
>>993103
It was okay. I liked it, and own it. It was mainly an enjoyable flick, and I prefer it to the modern grimdark Superman.
No.993607
>>993457
>I'm honestly not sure if Jon will stick around now that Bendis is in charge.
didn't he already get rid of Lois and insert a new "african goddess" to be supes love interest
No.993659
>>993607
There's a new black character working at the daily planet, but she seems to be a villain. It's only been one issue though, so who knows. Lois and him are still together, you need to stop interpreting the panicked shitposting of what people expect as word of god.
No.993736
>>993372
Isn't the Joker the head of a huge gang that follows his orders or dies? If he dies, rather than just goes to jail, that gang will suddenly be awash with pretenders to the throne all trying to out-do each other with insane crimes. Better to only have to lock down one maniac, not hundreds of them.
No.993754
>>993105
>married to Lois
>happiness
Pick one. Returns Superman is a cuck pining for a psychotic bitch.
No.993759
I can't believe the guy that wrote Trick R Treat wrote this piece of crap
No.993760
>>993257
>2015
fuck I feel old now