No.979217
They actually got pretty damn crazy with this shit on occasion.
What do you remember about the show, did you like it as a kid?
Or did you just want Ted Turner to fuck off after canceling SWAT Kats?
No.979241
>>979217
>That captain planet.
I love sexual lobsters and his man whores way ever since new grounds.
>All the other newground artists completely faded away. Gooseman is the last one standing.
I guess he won the Newgrounds in the end.
No.979252
I just remember one episode where the bad guy wanted to create a golf resort in the middle of desert.The Planeteers were upset that it took so much water but no justification to stopping him since he wasn't doing anything illegal.
It was such a bizarre episode i think they became Eco-terrorists to stop him.
No.979257
So was Captain Planet jewish?
No.979268
>>979252
>middle of the desert
>took too much water
>too much water
Did he take it from a nearby village or something?
No.979271
>>979241
>sexual lobsters
Good taste anon!
>>979217
I used to watch this as a kid and always find the villains more interesting than the heroes. I have foggy memories about an episode when the big pig like guy just chilled with his son but the heroes pissed at him because his trailer fucked up the air or something like that. The guy just wanted some quality time with his kid… Fucking come on!
No.979274
The gang member episode was pretty great "tears in the hood", they're flashing images of MLK and Gnadhi in the background as niggers shoot at eachother and radical jazz plays.
All that, and it establishes some amusing canon.
No.979275
The AIDs episode… with Doogie Howser.
You all remember that right?
No.979278
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Remember when Captain Planet saved Ireland?
No.979280
That one time a ratman got Linka, her cousin, and the majority population of Washington DC addicted to meth so they could become his horde of junkie zombie slaves.
Yeah, that was the best episode of anything, ever.
No.979281
>>979278
>"That's no reason to torch it!"
>"If you're catholic it is."
9/10 dialogue, breddy good.
No.979295
>They cancelled Swat Kats for this
Oddly enough, in the UK Swat Kats came on Cartoon Network around 1996, and they advertised it quite heavily, so I always thought it was a newer show.
No.979313
It's sad but stuff like the drug episode and the gang episode were oddly realistic at certain junctures, and the way they portrayed junkies would probably be considered "too offensive towards crackheads" by network heads these days.
No.979414
So /co/ on a scale of 1-10 how gangster was the gangster episode "Teers in the Hood"?
No.979419
>>979414
They're the right color at least.
Also,
>black guy can't swim
Kek
No.979507
>>979465
Not him, but drawing devil horns on a person to convey they are evil is as childish as you can get. It's pure ad hominem that dismisses any discussion of his actions.
No.979518
No.979519
Maybe we should have a Captain Planet stream night or something.
No.979521
Anyone else notice Cap always sparkles and makes a sound effect while doing so?
No.979548
>>979217
OY VEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
No.979550
>The Planeteers
>supposed to represent all people
>none of them are white
No.979565
>>979550
they have an irish-american and a slavic-aryan
No.979569
I remember the shrinking episode giving me a thing for minigirls, especially when Linka's "dress" is used as a tissue.
No.979588
>>979217
>Or did you just want Ted Turner to fuck off after canceling SWAT Kats?
Don't hate on the man, he probably had a good reason to do so.
No.979634
>>979565
>considering slavs and the irish white
>considering slavs and the irish human
The monkey is closer to a white man than either of them.
No.979635
>notice Dr. Blight was in OK K.O.
>not the same voice actress
>turns out Dr. Blight's voice actress killed herself in 1999
Oh.
No.979637
>>979635
There goes my boner. :(
No.979806
>>979217
>that pun
HOLY SHIT
No.979861
>>979635
I fucking hate that I like OK KO.
No.979869
>>979861
Is it actually ok to watch?
No.979884
>>979637
here is something to help with that
No.979899
>>979634
Heart is by far the strongest power. Only fools shit on it's abilities.
No.979900
>>979899
>power called as heart
>it's brainwash people and animals
I think it's scary as fuck.
No.980107
For some reason I liked the specials they had after the show. They were short,quick, to the point and explained some easy ways to help the environment. While, the show lasted roughly half an hour including commercials. They really could've focused on shorts instead of the show as a whole.
No.980111
Can anyone tell the difference between Verminous Skumm and Jeff Goldblum?
No.980113
>>980111
Verminous looks like a cross between a Jew and a rat while Goldblum is just a jew.
No.980120
>>979899
>>979900
>Guy's personality does a complete 180, going from a guy who shoves around bums to someone who donates to the poor with a smile
>Only gives one coin
The method and implications are terrifying, but the end results are hilariously underwhelming.
I imagine if they used heart on a serial killer, he'd just vow to not kill people on weekends or something.
No.980127
>>979634
>>979899
Technically couldn't using fire have also worked at getting money from someone?
No.980130
>>980120
That's because Ma-ti is "pure-hearted", which means he's naive. He's satisfied with pocket change because doesn't realize that he could end everyone's suffering and save the planet by using his power make everyone in the world not assholes.
It's been established that he could do this relatively easily.
>>980127
Again, that's only because Ma-ti is ignorant. Fire could get you a quick buck, but Heart could make Senior Business invest heavily into programs that feed and shelter the poor.
No.980136
>>980130
>Ma-ti could just brainwash everyone into behaving well.
I mean I guess.
No.980145
>>980130
Yes, Gaia knew exactly what she was doing. Memes aside, the Heart ring is so terrifyingly easy to abuse that giving it to anyone who isn't incredibly selfless and, yes, naive would mean the world being plunged into a dictatorship where nobody even feels the need to rebel because he could just force them to feel content. Even without that, see pic related and imagine if he were any less than saintlike.
No.980146
>>980145
>Ma-Ti has the anti-life equation
No.980153
>>980146
>TFW you remember that Gaia's technically an Old God.
No.980161
>>980146
>Heart is the anti-life equation
That would explain why it's always so elusive towards Darkseid.
No.980198
>>980161
Makes sense considering that one of the guys who has it is one of the very few who's consistently depicted as mostly happy being married to his wife.
No.980416
So pretty much all this dialogue does is to confirm that Captain Planet was the unironic version of Ghost Stories?
No.980417
>>979280
So Linka's meth addiction was ever mentioned again or…?
No.980575
>>980417
Naw man, I don't think it is. But Planeteers deal with surprisingly real shit like that on a pretty frequent basis as you can see from this thread.
>Drug addiction
>Gang violence
>AIDS (but it's the cliche "blood transfusion gong wrong" AIDs)
>Human sacrifice
>The Irish
No.980579
I only recently learned the difference between polish and Russian and can tell the wind girl was polish. (they have such cute Slavic accents, as opposed to the angry mad Russian sounding accent.)
inb4 laika or whatever her name was dump
No.980609
>>980145
>Tortoise & Hare at the frontline of Ma-ti's animal army
Why am I not surprised by this /co/?
No.980616
>>980609
>Ma-Ti uses the power of heart to get this fucker to snap on your dick
No.980627
>>980130
>>980145
>>979899
>>979900
Mati's power would be even more terrifying if he put on the glove of conquest, or whatever they were called.
As a kid, I hoped that someone would put fifth glove on and then another captain could be summoned. Just like with the pollution rings.
No.980850
>>980579
Slightly related, season 1 intro sequence mentions Linka being from Soviet Union, while The New Adventures of Captain Planet (season 3?) changes it to Eastern Europe.
No.980853
>>980850
That's because between the first season and the third season, the Soviet Union ceased to exist.
No.980939
>>980853
Thanks to Ted Turner.
No.980949
>>979217
beat off to the asian one during a episode featuring her and dolphins
No.980967
>>980949
I fucking hate dolphins the episode where they keep getting caught in nets was funny.
No.981193
>>979634
so he robbed the guy?
No.981230
>>981193
No, he brainwashed him.
No.981231
>>981185
Get fucked in a tuna net you soggy clicking bitch of the cetacean world.
I'll never forgive your kind for what happened to Hank Hill!
No.981246
No.981283
>>981246
>He's never seen the dolphin episode of KotH
No.981364
>>981246
dolphin thread now
No.981420
Remember that episode where the gang couldn't think of why a teenage boy and girl would leave their clothes on the ground or the ep where Hoggish and Rigger tried dressing up as some starlet called Bubble Butt?
No.981603
>>979635
I could have sworn that Sandra Bernhard did her voice. I guess I just got Berenstein'd.
No.987748
No.987790
>>987748
You too stupid to embed or something?
No.987839
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No.988073
>>979275
>shirt is a plus sign for pozzitive
No.988076
>>979273
Damn
That rabbit's gonna be pretty as fuck soon
No.989466
>>979217
I liked it as a kid but when it came to environmental 90's cartoons I greatly preferred Cadillacs and Dinosaurs.
Linka was cute as fuck and gave me a fetish for russian accents.
No.996235
When is the inevitable Calarts remake premiering?
No.996382
No.996385
>>979257
Don't know about Captain Planet, but it's creator is.
Is everyone in the entretaintment business jew?
No.996497
>>979257
Wasnt he anti corporate?
No.996519
>>996382
"Splitting hairs" means nitpicking tiny differences. "Hare" is another word for rabbit.