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File: dcdff2a9702294a⋯.png (525.25 KB, 605x406, 605:406, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.978448

>After making history as the first woman of color to helm a $100 million-plus live-action film in A Wrinkle In Time, Ava DuVernay will continue to play in the event film sandbox. She’s closing a deal with Warner Bros and DC to direct a big-budget screen adaptation of The New Gods, the creation of revered comic book impresario Jack Kirby. The studio will quickly set a screenwriter who’ll craft the narrative and work closely with DuVernay.

https://archive.is/vZf7X

 No.978458

An impossible task, even for a seasoned director. Could any modern director capture the raw masculinity and epic stature of Jack Kirby's works? There's a 0% chance it won't be contemporary Marvel garbage.


 No.978466

File: 6f069982f7bb51e⋯.jpg (196.91 KB, 960x716, 240:179, I am calm.jpg)

>Live action wrinkle in time

Do I even want to fucking know?


 No.978473

File: 0c53e4f7641ecdb⋯.png (427.27 KB, 500x626, 250:313, man-who-thought-hed-lost-a….png)

>warner is making a New Gods movie

I never asked for this.


 No.978477

>>978466

It was pozzed to hell. On the upside, it was both critical and commercial failure.


 No.978499

File: 894e1bc454f4751⋯.png (774.8 KB, 1227x1191, 409:397, Steppenwolf.png)

>>978448

This is why I no longer give a fuck about mainstream comics. This shit right here shows you how much "respect" Warner has for the medium.

The only good thing about this disaster is that Kirby's kids will at least see nice royalty checks from it.

>>978458

No, it'll be worse. You saw what they did to Steppenwolf. Marvel's blandness will seem like a mercy compared to the horror Warner will do.


 No.978510

File: e3bbe96a35176df⋯.jpg (55.62 KB, 665x444, 665:444, large.jpg)


 No.978512

They're going to use the Seven Soldiers "New Gods in the Ghetto" version by Morrison where Mister Miracle is a black jew.


 No.978514

File: 20617b05abe8ae4⋯.jpg (173.67 KB, 550x403, 550:403, Mister-Miracle-v2-22.JPG)

>>978512

That's his true origin, you nazi.

Next you'll be telling me the Black Racer is a cracker.


 No.978517

>>978516

*Given that the Mister Miracle in that series is Shilo, rather than Scott Free


 No.978518

>>978499

>No, it'll be worse. You saw what they did to Steppenwolf. Marvel's blandness will seem like a mercy compared to the horror Warner will do.

I think it's far more likely that this movie is going to be a "woke" version of Guardians of the Galaxy, complete with jokes and shitty songs.


 No.978519

File: 558a621975839c6⋯.jpg (22.34 KB, 400x300, 4:3, IMG_1098.JPG)

I love how when every time a movie fails nowadays, they blame the white racist boogeymen.

You know, they be snatching up the audiences.


 No.978520

File: 537094db581a01b⋯.jpg (359.76 KB, 1035x1600, 207:320, Abraxas.jpg)

There is already a New Gods movie.

YOU WILL BELIEVE THAT SNOW CAN CATCH FIRE.


 No.978527

No way this ever gets made. This is just a good PR move for both of them. WB gets woke points and this nigress gets to pretend like she's still wanted even though her movie bombed hard.


 No.978532

>>978520

The 80s He-Man movie.


 No.978581

>new gods film before they even scratch their A and B-listers off the checklist

Nope. Expect it to be silently cancelled or put in production hell.


 No.978586

File: 9704dd1a0a4dba8⋯.jpg (89.24 KB, 1000x687, 1000:687, 293109_full.jpg)

>>978532

That's actually true.

Right down to a really good "Terrible" Turpin expie.

But Abraxas literally had the Anti-Life Equation, and an "Answer Box".


 No.978594

File: 8992923ce91d30a⋯.jpg (373.96 KB, 941x736, 941:736, anti-life equation.jpg)

not interested unless this is a direct continuation to the existing New Gods cinematic universe and they get Jesse Ventura back


 No.978911

>>978448

Why the fuck are they hiring this nigger sow to direct? Didn't A Wrinkle in Time bomb?


 No.978914

>>978911

Hiring people solely based on skin color is all the rage nowadays, or else you get called racist. Go figure.


 No.978938

File: c6c35d350b00562⋯.jpg (71.28 KB, 680x590, 68:59, soyboy.jpg)

>>978935

>soy this

>soy that

Get your soggy memes outta here.


 No.978942

>>978938

To be fair, if he uses 4chan he should be called one.


 No.978944

>>978448

>After making history as the first woman of color to helm a $100 million-plus live-action film

She's been getting a lot of praise and accolades for this, when the real credit for that should be going to whatever executive(s) at Disney deigned to grant her the job. They're the entire reason she got there. And what she did with it when she got it seems to have been middling at best.

Granted, upon looking over her directorial filmography, it appears that she doesn't want or know how to direct a film without having a black lead, so that explains the casting choices.


 No.978950

>>978448

>After making history as the first woman of color

>making history because of your skin color alone

Isn't that, you know, racist?


 No.978953

File: 1652e62410daa59⋯.jpg (256.89 KB, 1024x1576, 128:197, Car Warriors 03 - 00 - fci.jpg)

File: 8dd9f93f284aade⋯.jpg (326.2 KB, 1024x1648, 64:103, Car Warriors 03 - 13.jpg)

File: 10384b574fa0e95⋯.jpg (325.38 KB, 1024x1609, 1024:1609, Car Warriors 04 - 25.jpg)

>>978938

I just remembered that Soy Boy was a sponsor of the death race in Car Warriors.

Meme magic by Chuck Dixon and Steve Dillon?


 No.978954

File: 572c83da5473b03⋯.png (145.59 KB, 335x819, 335:819, ClipboardImage.png)

>>978937

I read the book a long fucking time ago, but just looking at the trailer, I can tell they bastardized the fuck out of the story. Made the main character into a niglet, just because, and made her way smarter and more magical than she ever was in the book. It's also not an especially good book in the first place, but they wanted an excuse to give Oprah magic CGI powers, since hollywood is devoid of talent or creativity, because they keep hiring people like DuVernay and thinking that Oprah and Reese Witherspoon are still celebrities that everyone cares about.


 No.978960

>>978950

As Reverend Martin Luther King, Jr. once said:

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will be judged by the color of their skin, but not by the content of their character.


 No.978975


 No.978985

>>978594

Are you sure you want current year Jesse Ventura. Did you forget he made a show called Conspiracy Theory for Tru Tv? Unless he changed after that show ended, I'm going to guess he's still insane.


 No.979029

File: b8d67d03083e68a⋯.jpg (94.66 KB, 1008x627, 336:209, JesseVentura copy.jpg)


 No.979037

File: c44f03f6828c201⋯.jpg (77.4 KB, 1000x666, 500:333, 0619_ventura-1000x666.jpg)

>>978594

>>978985

>>979029

>"The government has a secret laboratory where they they produce genetically enhanced clones! Sources call em' 'DNAliens'!"

>"In an ancient temple in Japan, there's a strange mural with the face of a wrestler that disappeared in 1971! Also in this temple is a closely guarded alien artifact! Is this proof of time travel?!"

>"There are aliens among us! They're coming from another planet and digging tunnels under our cities! They want something that's in our brains and are abducting people to find it!"

>"Superman's at the center of all of this! What isn't he telling the American people?!"


 No.979156

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>978953

>Car Warriors

Intriguing. Never knew Chuck Dixon could write outlandish stuff. Should we storytime it?

>>979037

>>979029


 No.979168

>>978981

I give the man props, he managed to make the niggers of murricah protest their rights in a civil manner and actually get them. Without him it would have just been one massive chimpout.


 No.979169

>>979156

>Should we storytime it?

Do it faggot. When in doubt, storytime.




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