Plucky Duck, once a beloved cartoon child star and household name for children all across America during the early 1990s, now a 30-year old unemployed mallard suffering from gargantuan morbid obesity. The once famous icon of the 90s now dwells alone in his childhood home in the swamps, spending every waking moment consuming junk food, watching anime porn, shitposting online and reading comic books (which he actually purchases) to cope with the depression of his lost career (as well as the loss of his ex-wife Shirley) who died 2 years ago shortly after their divorce, supposedly of "drug overdose". During our interview, he only had this to say:
>I can't stop eating… I eat because I'm unhappy… And I'm unhappy because I eat… And no matter what I eat, I never get enough… I had a chance to be big again you know. They're making an Animaniacs remake and they said they would feature "Tiny Toons" segments, but I refused because they wanted me to reunite with that backstabbing wife-stealer Hamton, and worst of all, they wanted us to be gay lovers. I said fuck to that and never looked back. Looking back on it now, maybe I should've porked the little porker's porkhole if it meant I didn't have to live through this unending nightmare of eternal consumption… OOOOH WOOOZY!! IS THIS ENDLESS EATING ALL THERE IS TO BE, OR NOT TO BE?!
Animaniacs really is getting a reboot though…
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