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Anonymous 02/01/18 (Thu) 02:06:56 No.965505

MOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEES

MOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Anonymous 02/01/18 (Thu) 03:07:17 No.965519

Ramses did nothing wrong.

Anonymous 02/01/18 (Thu) 03:22:02 No.965525

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It wasn't accurate on most of the finer details Aaron was with moses majority of the time in his trips to Pharaoh, they weren't brothers and it wasn't Ramses that was the Pharaoh at that time, rather it was like Amenhotep II but it told the story of the Israelites out of Egypt in its own way, and did it very well. Very good movie, the songs were good as well.

>>965519

Anonymous 02/01/18 (Thu) 03:22:44 No.965526

>>965525

I meant that Pharaoh and Moses weren't brothers.

Anonymous 02/01/18 (Thu) 03:44:10 No.965541

Wait, is this that story where god murders a bunch of innocent children for shits and giggles?

Anonymous 02/01/18 (Thu) 03:48:19 No.965545

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Whats the best song and why is it Deliver Us?

Anonymous 02/01/18 (Thu) 03:50:44 No.965546

>>965541

they were heretics.

Anonymous 02/01/18 (Thu) 03:54:44 No.965548

>>965543

What edge? Isn't that exactly what happens?

>>965546

How could they be heretics of a religion that didn't exist yet?

Anonymous 02/01/18 (Thu) 03:55:25 No.965549

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Anonymous 02/01/18 (Thu) 04:04:01 No.965551

>>965541

>innocent children

Children are assholes

Anonymous 02/01/18 (Thu) 04:38:35 No.965563

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>>965549

I see moses was a man of great taste.

Anonymous 02/01/18 (Thu) 04:57:54 No.965570

>>965548

Yes, that is what happened. And it all could have been prevented has Pharaoh just granted God's request through Moses to let the people go. Heck, the first request was simply to let the children of Israel go for three days, but LOL nope. King of Egypt wasn't having it.

Time, and time again, during every plague God offered Pharaoh and end to it by just letting the Isrealites go. But he didn't, and all of Egypt suffered for it.

Though I do find it funny, that people only focus on children being killed, when it was all the first born of Egypt, that means every man, woman, child, and bit of livestock that was first born.

Anonymous 02/01/18 (Thu) 05:04:54 No.965572

>>965570

Well interestingly enough, I spoke to God after reading your comment, and he says you're wrong. And that you should admit your mistake.

I don't know man, it seems weird to me for God to say such a thing. But I'm not one to argue with what God want's and he wants you to admit that.

He also said that if you don't he'll take away your free will and force you to order your armies after me and then kill them for shits and giggles. I'd listen to him, he followed through on that threat the last time, I wouldn't put it to the test.

Anonymous 02/01/18 (Thu) 07:20:57 No.965591

>>965545

>Deliver Us

>not The Plagues or Heaven's Eyes

Seriously, man?

Anonymous 02/01/18 (Thu) 10:17:36 No.965626

>>965591

>not All I Ever Wanted

It's honestly hard to choose a single song.

Anonymous 02/01/18 (Thu) 10:47:40 No.965630

>>965626

Even When You Believe is pretty good despite it being the most popular song in the film. Kind of wish Dreamworks would continue with films like this.

/tv/ 02/01/18 (Thu) 14:54:35 No.965671

>>965528

never seen this movie b4 fam couldn't tell u the first thing 'bout it

Anonymous 02/01/18 (Thu) 15:46:22 No.965685

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Death of the Firstborn Egyptians - Nina Paley

Anonymous 02/01/18 (Thu) 17:23:03 No.965704

>>965572

Spoke with your Jewish overlord just a minute ago anon. He said to stop tipping your fedora because it consume it and replace it cost money, and don't bother with fixing your shift key because now everyone just accept Reddit spacing

Anonymous 02/01/18 (Thu) 20:36:06 No.965748

This was a great movie, one of the last things dreamworks did that had any class.

Jews are mentally ill though, and I wouldn't believe a shred of what they claim the Egyptians did to them.

Anonymous 02/02/18 (Fri) 02:30:33 No.965811

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>>965505

I've got a little challenge for you Ramses.

Anonymous 02/02/18 (Fri) 02:45:25 No.965820

this one movie from dreamworks surpasses every disney movie in quality

Anonymous 02/02/18 (Fri) 02:55:19 No.965834

>>965525

> Aaron was with moses majority of the time in his trips to Pharaoh,

that's kinda odd how wasted jeff goldblum was actually.

Anonymous 02/02/18 (Fri) 03:12:36 No.965845

>>965545

>deliver us

>takes God about 30 years to answer their call

what the fuck is His problem?

Anonymous 02/02/18 (Fri) 03:14:02 No.965846

>>965704

>Spoke with your Jewish overlord just a minute ago

the irony

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 15:53:49 No.966250

The man in gauze, the man in gauze, King Ramses! The man in gauze, the man in gauze, he's no Santa Claus!

Anonymous 02/08/18 (Thu) 19:58:25 No.968296

The enslavement of Hebrews by Egyptians, their exodus into the Sinai peninsula, and even the existence of Moses are widely disputed by actual historians and archaeologists.