No.953401
I remember watching this back in the early 2000s, it was always on TV whenever I got home from school as a kid. I remember wishing Sabrina was real so that she could be my girlfriend hehe.
No.953402
Are you that anon that made waifu threads several months ago?
No.953404
No.953406
>>953404
I remember some anon made a thread in February talking about his waifu's I thought you might've been that anon.
No.953407
>>953406
A lot of anons make waifu threads, anon.
No.953408
>>953407
True, I guess I got hung up on that one. Sorry if I derailed your thread.
No.953409
I vaguely remember this show. Seemed nice enough.
No.953411
Remember how witches were insanely immoral.
No.953412
I remember an episode where Sabrina went to a future where she was not only an old woman, but also a servant to her rival.
No.953415
All I can think about is how she has no father figure and dresses like a slut at age 12 with her degenerate hippie-lesbian aunt upbringing
No.953432
Many people hated this show for being different from the sitcom but it wasn't supposed to be canon to the sitcom. Instead it was based on the original Archie comic, where Sabrina knows about her powers as long as she's been alive.
No.953440
No.953441
Alright, guys, time to get serious.
Hilda or Zelda?
Tan slut or nagging, soulless ginger?
No.953447
No.953448
I remember watching it before school. I liked it. They did a sequel series with the same artstyle but they changed all the voice actors and I lost interest.
No.953449
No.953450
>>953432
The cartoon was better than the sitcom, despite sharing many of the same actors
No.953454
>>953450
I disgaree. to me the cartoon was too kidish, the sitcom had more of an adult feel to it while not being overly edgy in the humor
No.953458
I recall there also being a fat, middle aged guy that was kind of their guardian since, despite being hundreds of years old, the witches couldn't look after their house for shit. Was he ever in on the fact these people were freaks?
No.953461
>>953454
>too kidish
>Why isn't my comicbook based teenage witch cartoon more grown up?
No.953462
>>953458
You're talking about her Uncle Quigley, who was her human mother's uncle (so Sabrina's grand-uncle) and yes he was aware that he lived in a house full of witches and a talking cat
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No.953497
I heard rumors of a new live action series.
No.953506
>>953411
>Remember how witches were insanely immoral.
Would you care for petty human morality when you can bend reality to your whims?
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No.953570
>>953497
They're going to put Sabrina in Riverdale, that's what it is.
No.953575
>>953572
>no sound webm
What do you think this is cuckchan?
No.953577
>>953570
What they've proposed is that Sabrina has to fight Dark Entities a la Buffy. That's a pretty bitchin' concept, seeing our little half-witch be a badass would be awesome.
But then again, This is a CW series, so you just know they're going to overload it with absolute bullshit drama. My current working theory is that there's going to be a fuckton of drama based on a love triangle between Harvey, Sabrina, and Cassandra, and Cassandra is going to be a lesbian while Sabrina is Bi. Then it's going to eventually evolve into her dating either Libby, Chloe, or Valerie, whomever they put into the series, and it's all just going to be a load of Shit.
No.953578
>>953577
Oh, and Salem is supposed to be voiced by a black man, and I don't think they're going to be hiring a black comedian for it, because that might actually be funny. I think they're going to go full-on KANGS with it.
No.953580
>>953572
I hated that fucking cat puppet. It looked so shitty.
No.953581
>>953575
>Believing everything soundless come from cuckchan.
No.953592
>>953581
>believing there is a place for one second soundless webms on this Earth 52
No.953601
>>953581
Anon, why is your gif a video?
No.953630
I'm guessing boys who watched this in school were called gay by their friends right?
No.953638
>>953449
Because they're jealous of each other and would never agree to share you.
No.953640
>>953581
We were giving the the benefit of the doubt, tumblr.
No.953641
No.953650
>>953630
Less so than Totally Spies, more so than Kim Possible.
No.953651
>>953441
Cassandra, I want to make that Brat my submissive cumdump.
No.953653
>>953401
The only thing I remember about this show was that it was another one of those late 90s/early 00s shows where every other episode was lowkey fetish fuel.
No.953660
The cartoon was good and it kept true to the Archie story, but the sitcom was the worst thing to come out of the franchise. It attempted to be Bewitched and it had a kind of pseudo-humor that only three year olds would find funny. It was like those WB/CW/UPN dramidies like Smallville that take a good idea and make it terrible (and they still make them…) Wasn't the sitcom WB anyway?
No.953678
>>953660
Only thing I remember from the sitcom was having a crush on Sabrina as a kid.
No.953693
>>953678
I had a crush on cartoon Sabrina moreso
No.953706
>>953660
You sound very contrarian. Saying the cartoon was good and the sitcom was awful is like saying Attack of the Clones is better than Empire Strikes Back.
No.953707
>>953706
The sitcom was awful. You have shit taste
No.953716
>>953706
the sitcom had even less to do with the comic than the cartoon did
No.953720
Remember that CG Sabrina series.
No.953731
The creator of this Iight hearted show, Savage Steve holland, is also the director of 80s dark comedy classic Better off dead. Quite a career tonal shift don't you think?
No.953732
>>953706
>there are people who like the sitcom
No.953737
>>953720
must have been awful if even halfchan /co/ didn't waifuspam about it
No.953844
>>953630
>implying people who watched this aren't well adjusted as fuck
>>949874
No.953847
>>953844
No, he was talking about the Pre-2007 term Gay, where kids in schools used it the same way we use the term faggot on image boards.
No.954087
>>953448
The sequel series was called Sabrinas secret life. It was so bad it made the 90s cartoon look like a masterpiece.
No.954195
>>953401
>that girl on the left in the magenta dress
oh man. i remember when girls used to dress this way. fuck i need to fap.
No.954214
>>953638
>He doesn't want two crazy hot women fighting over him
No.954217
>>954214
Anon, Comedic law of Love Triangles dictates that in such an event you would become completely indecisive about which one you like and end up prone to spineless behavior patterns. Do you want to become trapped in the never-ending state of blueballs, pulling the "Juggle my two dates" gag more than once, and being at the ass-end of every sitcom episode? Is that what you want?
At best you become a Harem Protagonist. At worst you become Archie, the Vanilla Archie you find on the magazine rack at grocery stores, unable to resolve your love difficulties, and unable to ever die.
No.954221
There was an episode where sabrina became a giant and her clothes fell off and she was naked in the city. I remember my dad was laying pipe at some ladies house and I was watching their tv and it was on. I was thinking wow I cant believe they show this on a kids channel. So I watched the series again and again at home but I never saw that episode. Was it a fever dream? Was it archies weird mysteries?
No.954222
>>954221
>>954221
Read the synopsis of episodes its called shrink to fit and she shrinks not grows.
>Sabrina and Chloe use magic to make themselves thin enough to wear the latest pair of skinny jeans (after Gem mocks Sabrina and Chloe for not having them and Sabrina thinks Harvey likes skinny girls thanks to a picture in his locker), but find that the spell causes the user to reduce in height as well as weight.
No.954229
>>954221
This is how people with weird fetishes are created. Next - macro porn on FA.
No.954236
>>954221
Your dad brought you along while he fucked some woman?
No.955874
Is this supposed to be an alternate universe to the sitcom or something? Here Sabrina knows about her powers her whole life, but in the sitcom she never knows about it until age 16.
No.955887
>>953706
>Saying the cartoon was good and the sitcom was awful is like saying Attack of the Clones is better than Empire Strikes Back.
Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying…
No.956146
>>953640
Tumblr operates in gifs. Soundless webms literally only exist for 4ch.
No.956151
Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>954221
That was Archie's Weird Mysteries and it was Veronica.
No.956184
I remember consciously choosing not to watch that.
No.956630
>>956184
>didn't want to watch the show with the preteen girl dressed like a slut
who's the faggot again?
No.956651
>Front row seats at every star wars premier for the next 40 years
What did he mean by this?
No.956825
>>956146
And you know this, how?
No.956826
>>956146
Not true. I've seen porn webms on tumblr.
No.956878
>>956819
she's fucking 12 years old man
No.956901
>>956878
She grew up with my dick.
No.956904
>>956825
Anon we're all form 4chan, except for our INTENSELY NEW newcomers.
No.956945
>>956826
Weren't those mp4s? There's an option to upload videos back there which I think are converted to mp4, but not webm.
Or maybe they were embeds.
No.957142
>>956901
nice.
Actually, she did grow up. Does anybody remember Sabrina's Secret Life? I've heard it's terrible, but I've never heard a reason why.
No.957432
>>957142
>Does anybody remember Sabrina's Secret Life? I've heard it's terrible, but I've never heard a reason why.
Apparently Sabrina is more of a bitch, a bunch of characters from the original show are removed, the voice cast is replaced (no Nick Bakay as Salem for one, that's blasphemy), and there's more overt "educational morals" and aesops unlike the first cartoon which still had morals but also subverted/made fun of them.
No.957475
>>957432
>aesops
The word is moral, like you just used.
No.957490
>>957142
The sub-par voice acting was enough to put me off that series
No.957601
>>956878
>she's fucking 12 years old man
old enough :'-3
No.957912
>>957601
I can't hate clint, even if he is a pedo
No.957913
>>957490
>sub-par voice acting
example?
No.957938
>>956878
A 12 years-old girl doesn't have such matured body
No.958090
>>957938
the OP image is off-model
she wasn't even that tall in the show
No.958720
>>953441
When you put it that way…
>>953577
Not to mention reusing the same exact villain but with a variation on the costume for every season.
>>953578
>Comedians of today
>Funny
Are the ones you're referring to, aren't famous?
>>953660
>UPN
Is that station doing worse than CBS and CW now?
No.958723
>>958720
>Is that station doing worse than CBS and CW now?
It's dead. It became CW