No.928990
Why would the US Govenrment recurit two teenage orphans to find terrorists who are so above everyone else they can succeed in stealing the Great Pyramid og Geeza from an airplane?
No.928995
The agency that hired them was probably incompetent, and they were probably hired through some contracting company for the gov.
No.928997
>>928995
A.C.M.E. seemed pretty competent otherwise, tbqh
No.929009
>>928990
Severe budget cuts and low salary loopholes for teenage workers?
No.929045
>>928990
>pulled me out of school to fight terrorists
>now I'm a grown ass adult and can't do long division
No.929047
>>929045
Let's not panic here, I have a master's degree in computer science with additional courses in advanced mathematics, and I can't do long division either
No.929096
Because it's for children.
No.929110
>>929096
Wow, just wow. It's 2017 and people still believe cartoons are for children. Let me ask you this smart guy, if cartoons were for children, would an anonymous imageboard filled with 30 year old virgins be talking about them?
No.929128
Because it's the current year and they have a diversity quota to fill
No.929134
Because it was a video game.
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No.929179
If the porn of the show is anything to go by, it's so the siblings can use their constant fucking to draw in Carmen Sandiego. She's a huge Shota/Onee-san fetishist.
No.929187
>>929179
They look nothing like the characters
No.929396
>>928990
Orphans are emotionally vulnerable, making them desirable targets for trauma-based mind control. They can be easily shaped into couriers and spies. "Terrorists" operating at that level are obviously agents of one of the major intelligence agencies. What we're seeing in this cartoon is a superficial representation of the world of espionage. The teens are clearly not meant to catch the terrorists. So what's really going on?
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No.929453
Because it's a video game inside a cartoon. We're going through two different layers of suspension of disbelief here.
No.929454
>>929453
I wonder if any of the players felt cheated they couldn't catch Carmen.
No.929485
Aren't they trying to make a new movie with the property?
No.929512
>>929453
We're through the looking glass here, people.
No.929519
>>929454
You can catch Carmen Sandiego in the games. The kid on the cartoon is legally retarded and needs to git gud since he is worse than a pleb.
No.929866
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>>929603
Lovely animation, but this is the superior theme song.
No.929920
>>929602
>>929603
I wonder what she will steal next?
No.929968
>>929485
>Aren't they trying to make a new movie with the property?
anon, I…
http://archive.is/MWfQH
>>929920
she will never steal your heart
No.930101
No.930204
>>929920
The election from Hillary.
No.930215
Across all the games, shows ect. Has Carmen ever stolen the kilogram from France? It seems like it would be the perfect object for her to steal, a combination of her ability to steal abstract things like languages or the international dateline and an educational show.
No.930464
>>930215
She didn't steal abstract concepts in the show, she stole impossible things to steal like the sphinx or the eiffel tower.
No.930490
>>930464
>She didn't steal abstract concepts in the show
I believe in one game she did.
No.930776
Why isn't this thread more popular?
No.930781
>>930776
Carmen Sandiego stole a bunch of posts.
No.930786
>>930215
That just dawned on me how fucking scary that would be actually happening.
No.930847
>>930490
Are you talking about Carmen Sandiego Word Detective? She was only kinda stealing language that time.
>>930786
We're soon 2019 switching over to a better kilogram definition that isn't based off of a hunk of metal. Or we should, if the CGPM does their job.
But yeah, it would not be good if that was stolen before then.
No.930850
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>>930847
Wait, never mind. She was "stealing peoples ability to speak".
No.931041
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We should have a dedicated DIC thread tbqh. An Under-represented cartoon company, despite the post-buyout public image.
No.931107
I used to get excited for this show but it always disappointed me. They need to put her in the 30's where she clearly belongs. Maybe as a supervillian for Tintin to track down, that would be awesome.
No.931108
>>931041
>DIC
I remember this dinosaur cartoon done by them. It was similar to Land before time in that they were young dinosaurs that were friends and had some adventures. I remember my mom either renting a vhs of it from blockbuster or buying it. Either way it was kind of surreal in my mind.
No.931111
>>931108
do you mean this show my dude?
No.931122
>>930215
why steal the KG when we can just wait for the natural fluctuations of mater and gravity to render it worthless, trying to pretend physical things are constant is funny.
No.931344
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>>931111 (Checked)
Embed re;ated is the better Dinosaur Show, tbqh
>>931108
This?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaucers
No.931350
>>931111
That might've been the one.
No.931351
>>931344
>Dinosaucers
Never heard of it but sounds like I would've liked it as a kid.