No.910790
>>910789
Back to this shit
No.910799
>>910792
>As a journalist i would kindly use my power to lie to the masses as long i believe it's morally right.
Once again Dumbing of Age has provided deep undertones on current events in a way that only the most sophisticate of readers can catch. The kino of webcomics.
No.910810
Willis is going to make Fake Mary suffer, isn't he?
No.910843
Everything in this comic is ugly
kill yourself Val
No.910856
When is Mary getting pregnant and having to go through an abortion again ?
Since Willis can't seem to have a fucking original idea to save his life, and by that I mean he'll steal his own fucking past work instead of creating anything new
No.912655
>>912649
You silly negress, church is for ebil people.
No.912755
>>912655
>church is for ebil people.
No.912769
>>910789
At least Fake Mary seems to be having a ball right now. Get fucked you degens!
>>910810
>Willis is going to make Fake Mary suffer, isn't he?
Of course he is, can't let anyone besides his little Mary Sues be happy now can we?
>>910856
Pretty soon most likely. Willis can't stand the idea of straying too far from his past works. There was no need to even have Amazi-Girl in DoA since that's still WAY more Sci-fi than the new comic was going for. But he just couldn't help himself from taking as many of his older ideas as possible. The man has been coasting off of hack, self-plagiarized ideas since the beginning of DoA, I doubt he'll be willing to stop now. Save for those moment of SocJus dick sucking that he uses to break up the in between arcs to make it seem like something new is happening.
I'll give Willy boy one thing. At least this bullshit is at least more interesting than what Jeff Jackoff is doing in QC
No.912785
>>912769
>Better than QC
That's because Willis is trying to be good, while Jeph is optimizing his comic to be as inoffensive as humanly possible.
No.912788
>>912785
>tfw when the bullshit your elementary school teachers used to tell you to make you feel better is still technically true
I guess trying really is better than not after all.
No.912805
>>910786
Where's that comic of two girls on the bed and one is drawing a comic about queer double homo docking lesbians and the other one asks about their personalities?
No.912827
>>912755
Come on, Mr. Dubs, you know where this is headed.
No.913176
>>912755
In Willis world it is because Willis
No.913178
>>912649
Is Willis turning Joyce lesbian?
No.913180
>>913178
Bonus shitty strip
No.913264
>>913180
This is much better than the usual strips
No.913711
>>912788
>trying is better than not at all
>gets Hitler dubs
No.914685
>>910786
Is this meant to be really boring and meaningless? Am I missing something? I do have some kind of flu shit so maybe that is why I am confused?
No.914695
>>914685
It's meant to be moving and "so relatable" hilarious, anon.
However it's written and drawn by a self-important asshole who has the talent of an oyster to properly narrate anything, and showcases so little respect for himself and his audience, that any semblance of attempt to produce something actually emotional gets broken and torn down the moment it starts feeling ever so real and enjoyable.
Where Dobson is the perfect example of artistic anger, and Jeph-Jacques of artistic laziness, Willis is the direct personification of artistic cowardice.
No.914701
>>914695
That makes more sense than anything I read in those strips.
No.914712
No.914791
>>914695
Why are you namefagging?
No.915812
>>913180
She's only moving 5 minutes away
No.915929
>>915814
Hey, a chunky, ambiguously brown girl with a shirt that literally tells you she's a spunky trouble-maker with attitude!
No.916005
No.916587
No.918007
Amber has learned nothing and making threats over nothing, Willis continues to dissapoint
No.918448
No.918459
>>918442
Willis want to have edits, right?
Or would be man enouth to call out the hypocrisy and let onlymanlyguyinthestory tell her off.
No.918460
>>918448
You wrote it the same way twice, anon.
>>918442
That's exactly the same fucking thing and I'm mad Willis used Joyce to be stupid about it.
No.918526
>>918460
Why are you namefagging?
No.918721
>>918526
Its Val, a retarded french boy. Don't give him a reason to respond.
No.919012
>>919009
One day Willis will write a character we'll actually like on purpose
No.919770
Dumb, also i'm not posting his slipshines because fuck having to look at Willis's made porn
No.919771
No.923265
>>921817
>Tfw Willis is not the worst thing i had to deal today b ut getting having to wear a air tight plaster is
No.926419
Just bumping against the morning spam.
No.926602
So, no new comic ? Not that I'm complaining.
No.926620
>>926602
Why are you namefagging?
No.926803
>>926802
Sorry for not posting earlier, i had to deal with stress fractures in my right foot
No.926853
>>926805
>>926803
What the fuck is wrong with these blue arms ? Is this seriously how Willis thinks making it look like there's movement works ? Is he legally retarded ?
>>926807
>A "like a boss" meme in 2017
>years after it was already dead
>>926811
>Joyce turns into a coalburner
WILLIS YOU'RE GOING TOO FAR
No.926854
Oh, and thanks for bothering with this trash, anon
No.926856
>>914791
>>918526
>>926620
WHY ARE YOU NOT FILTERING THE NAMEFAG AS ANYONE WITH A BRAIN WOULD YOU TURD-HUFFING MONGOLOID
No.926860
>>926856
Preach it.
>>926853
>A "like a boss" meme in 2017
>years after it was already dead
Was it a reference? Why would people in college care if lesbo asian was head cheerleader?
>Joyce turns into a coalburner
Come on, it's Willis.
>>926812
>>926813
Poor Copy Mary.
No.926864
>>926854
Why are you namefagging?
No.926878
>>926856
That's the joke idiot. He does it every thread
No.926891
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>926860
>he never heard of that shitty meme
You asked for it, slut
No.926952
>>926891
Why are you namefagging?
No.927369
>>926891
I remembered that. It didn't seem like a reference.
>>926952
See
>>926856
No.927371
>>927350
Why people in Willis verse can't find in themselves to just tell people to fuck off?
Who am I kidding, you know that they're heading to lesboville.
>>927348
Self awareness?
No.927817
>>927813
Ya blew it again Willis
No.927849
>>927817
Willis constantly ruins any shred of potential emotion. Here you have a story that needs resolving and has been in that state for fifty decades, and finally there's a chance that shit could go forward, and that participates to character dynamics… and then "lol by the way totally silly amirite guize"
fuck's sake willis, stop being a cowardly piece of garbage so afraid of emotional involvement of any sort that even just people liking each other earnestly is enough to make you feel weak and fragile. You're an artist, your fucking work is about producing emotions
No.927880
>>927813
>His name is fuckface
What's with these hipsters? Don't most people treat their pets as an extension of their family, and thus with a modicum of respect, rather than as a joke.
>>926813
Go get them, fake Mary!
No.928089
How does he manages to always get worse?
No.928114
>>928089
Self-disgust, self-contempt, self-importance.
No.928665
>>928664
Bonus strip
I can tell what plots are happenings if anyone is curious, turns out there are a lot
No.928708
>>928665
WILLIS SUCKS SO FUCKING BAD THE LEG'S SHADOW GOES OVER THE PANEL
How can one man be THIS terrible at art
HE IS PAID A FORTUNE AND HAS BEEN DOING IT EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR A DECADE
No.928742
>>928665
Oh god, I just saw
look at the second panel
H.
No.928745
>>928665
What' the deal with Sal and the googles chick?
No.928764
>>928745
They're both cunts
No.928766
>>928764
No fucking shit.
I want to know why, tho.
No.928792
>>927348
>The tranny point plank saying that it wouldn't behave like shit if people didn't coddle it
This is surprisingly on the nose for willis
No.928879
>>928764
Big surprise Anon.
No.928884
No.929870
>>929867
What a cunt.
Jesus Cunt Christ.
No.929938
>>929867
>dentists don't drink coffee since they're dentists
Willis can't possibly be this retarded. Has he met real human beings, ever ?
No.929940
>OP says fuck off Val
<He's still posting
No.931993
No.932028
>>931993
Kill your self, val
No.932066
>>931993
Why are you namefagging?
No.933567
>>931993
Sory, real life happened like my foot with a strees fracture i though was 100% healed started hurting two more times, I'll uplade the stuff later today because it's nearly 5:15 am where i live
No.933654
>>933567
Shit ! Be careful anon. Take care of yourself. That shit sucks.
No.933693
>>933654
Why are you namefagging?
No.933818
>spamming us with twelve comics in a row
Do you want to give us aneurysms
>>933734
>>933735
>>933737
Those might be davis' least funny jokes ever written
and why does he NEED to make us hate and despise all those characters one after the other ?
And how can you fuck up drawing noodles for crying out loud
No.933820
>>933818
Willis isn't an artist he's an activist who happens to have a webcomic. It isn't important that the dialogue is natural or even that the jokes can be clearly identified as such. Only that he makes it very clear to all his friends that he has the most kosher opinions.
No.933822
>>933820
Thing is, there are tons of webcomic from people like that, and most of them are intensely harmless and boring, bland as fuck and nothing else; Willis manages to make it extremely painful and unbearable to read. Like he wants us to hate the content. He has an actual talent in producing something intensely grating. How does he fucking do it.
Also look at the glasses in >>933754. Such glasses are immensely impractical and stupid-looking. Even for useless stuff like that which has no purpose or point he manages to make you wonder why he hates you.
No.933823
>>933754
>noodles
>meatballs
>clearly just a bowl of rice
Bravo Willis
No.933829
>>933822
Well that's the thing. The other ones I can bring to mind aren't about the author yelling their moral views at you, they just have that gay shit in them incidentally.
Like, there's one I read where the author absolutely has the kind of faggy views Willis has. She goes down into the comments and argues with people about how they just hate this character because it's a black lesbian. But that's not in the text, you're free to read the comic and draw your own conclusions without a self insert popping in to yell "this is how you should feel" every 5 minutes. That's the difference in writing I think.
Honestly as to his art I think it's not a total shambles. Yeah it's simplistic, samefaced, samebodied, pastel-colored, the physical action is super wooden and often baffling, but there are respects in which it's not technically incompetent and with webcomics you can't take that for granted. The colours aren't generally too garish, for instance. Very few hot shades. The linework's pretty solid. He does backgrounds that aren't all directly perpendicular to field of view, that's nice. Maybe I'm just desperate from all the barely comprehensible sketches most artists put online.
No.934712
>>933754
The blackening is approaching
No.934716
>>934713
>now I'm afraid I'm actually forcing
A black man making a white woman do something against her will? Who would have guessed!
>>934715
>she's sturdy like a pick up truck
>holds hands at breast level
what did Willis mean by this?
No.935044
>>934714
Nice thumbnail there
No.935174
>>934714
Joice's liberal beliefs and her consorting with degenerates has led her astray. Mary, on the other hand, is pure. Not even fake Mary would date a nigger . Mainly because Jeph would see that as a progressive, and thereby virtous, act; and he isn't going to ever portray Mary as doing somethin morally good..
No.935226
>>935174
>Jeph
I know he's just a less talented Willis but try not to mix them up.
No.935424
>>935226
Whoops! QM threads move much faster than DoA threads, so Willis' name is closer at hand.
No.936217
What bothers me is that Joyce is trying to saboutage a relationship because she thinks that Raidah isn't "right" for this guy. And I'm sitting her and getting miffed at this, because who the fuck made this bitch Cupid?
No.936304
>>936217
Willis has always had the uncanny talent of making all of his characters detestable and disgusting, especially the ones he wants you to like; and that includes even his rare good ones.
No.936917
Will be dropping strip up to date, there's a bunch so i'm making sure you know
No.936920
>>936919
I really thought ithere would be moore that it turned out to be
No.936922
>>936921
First panel in this strip is a reaction image worthy
No.936926
What I fucking wish is for Amber to stop fucking feeling sorry for herself all the damn time. Yeah bitch you stop a rapist and you save people, you're a fucking hero. Own that shit. You're not solid Snake. You didn't kill anyone. You didn't murder a jackoff. This whole "I'm never a hero" shit is just fucking autistic as hell and damn maddening from even looking at it.
Who the fuck talks like that Willis? Go to any police officer whose put down a criminal or two and then ask "Hey do you ever feel guilty for basically saving someone's life today?"
No.937003
Modern Jesus is guarana soda.
No.940664
Hey OP here, i won't be able to upload for a month or more because my legs aren't improving and i keep getting really sick so i'd like to focus on healing for now if it's alright.
If someone want take my place they have my blessing and i'll tell where i found the stips: I looked up desuarchive for cuckchan /co/ archive for their doag thread by searching with the term Willis around 10:30 pm to 1130 pm for leaks of new stips. If this doesn't work there's always looking up the DoA site
No.940695
>>936923
>You're just going to guzzle an entire bottle of Jesus
Ow, the blasphemy actually hurt. Or maybe it was Willis' attempt to be funny
No.940707
>>940664
Shit, hope everything'll be alright anon ! Good luck with your entire process.
No.940773
>>940695
Willy has a thing for pissing on Christianity.
Like that gay little pinup where he makes a "He is risen indeed!" joke involving Joe's dick.
No.940827
>>940773
He's one of those faggots who got eternally stuck in that (usually brief) phase of anger and confusion when they become atheist from a religious upbringing. An eternal neckbeard but I'm not convinced he could even grow a neckbeard.
No.941603
>>940664
Don't die anon.
Why do almost all the girls in this dress in that obnoxious Harley-Quinn-From-Suicide-Squad manner?
Joyce is adorable. She's too good for this strip.
No.942514
>>936923
So we've gone from an interracial white-black relationship to an interracial black-arab (at least I think so. She has straight hair) interfaith christian-muslim relationship. Very progressive! How long will it be before Raidah accidentally falls over the railing of her third-story balcony?
>>940827
The atheists who never moved on from criticising Christianity again and again have absolutely no sense of intellectual curiosity.
No.952596
>>936921
that entire strip is incredibly exploitable