ba8c33 No.2311364
ty Code monkey
for saving the servers from burning!
:)
fae7f8 No.2312034
>Coffee
>Semen
>Human flesh
Best diet plan ever.
72eba3 No.2312035
>>2312032
I actually couldn't eat a large amount if I wanted too anymore
89e64d No.2312037
>>2312029
NO
i will become twink
>>2312030
reeeEEEee
a few are fine...
>>2312031
i mean, if your body is used to it I guess
noice
I definitely notice that I eat less now than I used to when I was heavier
89e64d No.2312038
i can still eat fast tho
speedy boi
72eba3 No.2312039
>>2312036
We're smarter than everyone else.
>>2312037
I also haven't had fast food in months
that probably helps
89e64d No.2312040
>>2312037
Yes, yes, a few are fine.
fae7f8 No.2312041
>>2312037
Cheat days are good for stopping terrible cravings.
89e64d No.2312042
>>2312039
fast food is shit
subway, chipotle, and Chik-fil-a are the only ones I like and can stomach
everything else destroys my tummy
89e64d No.2312043
>>2312041
self discipline is even better for terrible cravings
72eba3 No.2312045
>>2312042
I don't really like subway or chipotle
Chik-fil-a is alright but I don't have one anywhere near me
0647bd No.2312046
>>2312034
That's the life
>>2312021
I don't think so, but I wish I would force it down her throat right about now
>>2312025
I'm sad now, all the people who I wanted to win in UFC last night LOST
>>2312026
Because she's trying to kill herself again
>>2312027
Damn 160 is a lot..
are you 6'4"?
>>2312028
Hi BigDog :)
da1657 No.2312047
>>2312020
more please that dog didn't even give a shit he's like, "my bone, is a good bone, what cat? no cat."
>>2312021
that's a big oof
>>2312028
mhmm~ good.
you wont regret it though, I give good hugs because I am 5'3"
a7e026 No.2312048
>>2312046
??? whaaaat wtf why would they do that omg
72eba3 No.2312049
>>2312046
Shove a bottle down her throat and scream "Its good for you"
>>2312047
How many fortnite dances do you know ?
89e64d No.2312050
>>2312047
Sorry, that's all I got cute-wise.
434ca2 No.2312051
>>2312039
I do not share the way you think as a person.
fae7f8 No.2312052
>>2312046
Lmao, you going to be sadder when Brady finds Gronk and they rape and pillage the METal Lands.
72eba3 No.2312053
>>2312051
Maybe you just don't realize it yet.
434ca2 No.2312054
>>2312046
Are you just going to keep using malformations of my name?
0647bd No.2312055
>>2312048
i don't know! she's making so mad...
>>2312049
she's bigger than me ;~;
>>2312052
You're starting to piss me off
434ca2 No.2312057
>>2312047
Jesus christ, pic very much related.
>>2312053
Get your ego stroked elsewhere pal.
fae7f8 No.2312058
>>2312055
What you going to do about it?
a7e026 No.2312059
for each one thats points docked
>>2312055
you can get mad?
da1657 No.2312060
>>2312049
uhhhh
I can floss and shoot.. orange justice?
>>2312050
so sad ;-;
>>2312057
ye... I'm small! But I weigh about 150~
I am a lot of muscle on a small woman. However innocent I look, I am full of rage and may punch your face off if irritated.
fae7f8 No.2312061
I bet Kanra rapes his meat before he eats it.
fae7f8 No.2312062
>I am a lot of muscle on a small woman. However innocent I look, I am full of rage and may punch your face off if irritated.
Isn't this EVERY female, anywhere, ever?
72eba3 No.2312063
>>2312055
See how big she is with a bottle of water in her throat.
>>2312057
I mean I wouldn't really get anything from you stroking it anyways.
Makes no difference to me.
>>2312060
lmao
434ca2 No.2312064
>>2312060
Short girls are always prone to fits of physical violence, you don't have to warn me.
89e64d No.2312065
>>2312060
I suppose. I think I have some cute shit elsewhere but it's buried.
434ca2 No.2312066
>>2312063
The real SteveAn was more fun.
fae7f8 No.2312067
>>2312066
The REAL stevAn was also gayer.
72eba3 No.2312068
>>2312066
Yeah like posting pictures of his ass in the thread fun.
434ca2 No.2312069
>>2312067
i dont know ive shown kanra some pretty gay things before
434ca2 No.2312070
>>2312068
Say what you want about his ass but at least he knew how to took extreme tangents to their literal extreme.
fae7f8 No.2312071
Wasn't StevAn in the army and had several confirmed kills?
0647bd No.2312072
>>2312054
maybe...
what would you like me to call you?
>>2312058
I'm going to pray to the football gods for my Jets to DESTROY them
>>2312059
not really...
its actually the hardest for me to do naturally
>>2312061
he can rape and eat me...
>>2312062
no i can't gain muscle for anything in the world
and violence is never the answer...
>>2312063
Can you help me convince her to drink water every day?
434ca2 No.2312073
the very same navy seal professional
434ca2 No.2312074
>>2312072
What do you want to call me? I guess it doesn't much matter what you call me if you are about to be raped and eaten.
72eba3 No.2312075
>>2312070
And now hes a thing of the past.
>>2312072
They won't listen to me.
fae7f8 No.2312076
>>2312072
You do that, I wonder how often praying has worked for y'all in the past.
>he can rape and eat me.
Lmao.
>I can't gain muscle
But you are a boy. That was about women.
da1657 No.2312077
>>2312062
yes~
>>2312063
oof
>>2312064
But I do love to be soft with people too, more soft then angry.
I rarely do get mad
>>2312065
I have a black belt in TKD
and a blackbelt in blowjobs
72eba3 No.2312078
>>2312077
Do all the kids at school do them ?
89e64d No.2312079
>>2312077
You're 5'3" but specialize in kicks? Well, can't say I'd see it coming.
I'll have to take your word for it.
434ca2 No.2312080
>>2312075
A thing of our past maybe, who knows where they exist now and who they exist with. Or they could be dead I guess.
>>2312077
Yea I agree with you, I don't like to be upset, it just happens sometimes. Don't worry I get it, it's easy to lash out when you are close to someone and things get emotional.
0647bd No.2312081
>>2312074
I want to call you my pet :)
>>2312075
Why won't she listen to anyone?
>>2312076
This is will the first time I prayed for my team...
Yes, you're right I'm a boy
a7e026 No.2312082
>>2312072
what would you do if i said i was going to kill myself?
434ca2 No.2312083
>>2312081
As long as you take me to the vet and take care of me. Don't you already have enough dogs?
72eba3 No.2312084
>>2312080
Someone I knew who used to post died of cancer.
I wonder if anyone else died and no one noticed.
>>2312081
Luka knows best.
434ca2 No.2312085
>>2312084
People die, someone's going to notice, most people don't die completely alone I'm pretty sure.
da1657 No.2312086
>>2312078
not many kids in college, no
>>2312079
>short joke recognized
I can kick a 6' person in the face just fine, thank you very much.
>>2312080
i always cry when I get to emotional, can't lie. I'm a smol sensitive lady but I can still fuck shit up.
lol
>>2312081
>says they are very shy
>has balls to call someone their pet
89e64d No.2312087
>>2312086
Thankfully I'm 6'2".
434ca2 No.2312088
>>2312086
It's okay ladies are sensitive creatures, that's just how our emotional wiring works. It makes you more open to things I might be more cold on picking up though.
72eba3 No.2312089
>>2312085
I think it was her sister but she made a thread telling everyone she died.
So I know she wasn't alone.
>>2312086
Do all the kids at college do them ?
434ca2 No.2312090
>>2312089
It was a pony poster, I know who you are talking about.
fae7f8 No.2312091
>>2312077
Fight me
>>2312081
Heh, you wanting to suck my dick is gay lol
64ce39 No.2312092
>>2312088
>>2312086
So you two gonna fuck already or what?
72eba3 No.2312093
>>2312090
I liked her
she was a cool friend
434ca2 No.2312094
>>2312092
Hey Dallas you still single? You looking or anything?
>>2312093
I didn't know them well but I remember them loosely, it's a shame what sickness can do.
64ce39 No.2312095
>>2312094
I'm married to my craft, doesn't leave with enough money to spend on a bitch anyhow!
434ca2 No.2312097
its not like you'd ever get with a bitch
da1657 No.2312098
>>2312087
i'll just jump up
>>2312088
This is true.
In person I'm very good at picking up on peoples emotions, i'm very empathetic. I can't help it.
>>2312089
no sir
>>2312091
easy win, i should already say GG nore
>>2312092
great question
however almost positive he only remembers the 16 yr old Cooki.
0647bd No.2312099
>>2312082
I would do my best to help you...
unfortunately my best is worthless v_v
>>2312083
M-may I put a leash on you?
>>2312084
Luka is a baka
She needs me to feed her...
>>2312086
can you be my pet?
yes, i'm very shy by nature
>>2312091
Its not gay as long as my nose doesn't press against your tummy
a7e026 No.2312101
>>2312099
who told you that? nobody is worthless
72eba3 No.2312102
>>2312096
RIP
F
>>2312098
I only played that game once
I didn't really have fun
>>2312099
Become her feeder then
Luka would make a great gainer
fae7f8 No.2312103
>>2312098
Pretty much true. One triengle hold and I'd be done for. What a way to go.
>>2312099
Better keep your concentration then.
434ca2 No.2312105
>>2312098
That's good, you can handle that part because I'd rather only talk a lot with a small number of people rather than resonate with the whole room. That's not really my kind of thing.
434ca2 No.2312106
0647bd No.2312107
>>2312101
i told myself that
I can't seem to help anyone
>>2312102
whoa I don't want her to get fat :/
a7e026 No.2312108
>>2312107
I'm told I'm great at helping people with problems but there's always a few I can never get through to.
Some people just don't want help.
Never give up!
434ca2 No.2312109
>>2312099
you have to get everyones okay in the room to put a leash on me
434ca2 No.2312110
>>2312108
I hope you are doing okay in your own life anon, focus hard on your work and make sure you have enough money for what's important.
f8bda1 No.2312111
72eba3 No.2312112
>>2312107
You get to chose what she eats though.
da1657 No.2312113
>>2312099
If you tame me.
I'm wild by nature.
>>2312100
not even
>>2312102
sad
>>2312103
what a way
>>2312105
are you saying were gonna hang out together with other people
because if so, I'm ready to get a piggyback ride from someone tall.
434ca2 No.2312114
89e64d No.2312115
>>2312044
wow u got me good
>>2312045
what fast food DO you like?
>>2312046
hardee har har
classic bloodchan
89e64d No.2312116
>>2312113
You're the one bragging about your blackbelt titles.
72eba3 No.2312117
>>2312115
I would prefer not to eat any
fae7f8 No.2312118
>>2312113
How many bottles have you drunk?
434ca2 No.2312119
>>2312113
I live in Michigan so the only way we would be hanging out together with other people would be in an enclosed space it's frikken winter here. What's the outdoor temp there?
0647bd No.2312121
>>2312108
Who the fudge are you? :<
I want help but my brain is like... weird...
I can't change the brain I was born with
>>2312109
My dog pull me like crazy...
Can I put a flea collar on you?
>>2312111
you're not a dog ><
>>2312112
Are there foods that contain a lot of water? I don't think she eat fruit though
>>2312113
I rather you change me into a wild person...
>>2312115
:p
I like uh...
um...
I need to gain some weight...
I gave up a few months ago
3f11ae No.2312122
Blood Chan's brain is filled with cum. That's the only thing that works.
a7e026 No.2312123
>>2312110
I've found similar people like me who seem to be depressed and only get joy out of life by making others enjoy theirs.
It's a love hate relationship.
I don't really rely on them though, there are _some_ thing that still cheer me up other than helping others(It just feels like I'm making my life important by helping out humanity even if at a small scale)
Thank you, BD. I hope you are doing good in life too <3
>>2312121
Bebop
Everyone's is different in some way, I'm sure you're just fine!
da1657 No.2312124
>>2312116
ya but not in a lewd way. Just stating facts.
>>2312118
hm.. it would be the equivalent of a full bottle of rose to my self.
>>2312119
we can share a blanket!
>>2312121
I got you
434ca2 No.2312125
>>2312121
I don't have fleas, put the flea collar on neko. You can't put a collar on me unless everyone here is comfortable with this display.
89e64d No.2312127
>>2312124
Pretty sure telling people how well you suck cock is at least a little lewd.
fae7f8 No.2312128
>>2312124
Ah, right. Here was me thinking you were doing a full on Scoot style rager.
New Year's Eve tomorrow. I cannot wait to have a little drink now that my antibiotics are done with.
89e64d No.2312129
>>2312121
forever smol
>>2312126
*head pats*
434ca2 No.2312130
>>2312124
Okay but I don't get cold very easily, you're just going to be leeching my warmth. My aunt made a really nice quilt though.
da1657 No.2312131
>>2312127
hm.. maybe a bit. But not too much.
I didn't say how I do it, but I can~
>>2312128
were you sick?
>>2312130
yeah yeah that's cute
but like
I'll be sitting on your lap and facing you so i can lean on you and take a fat nap with your warmth, thanks.
89e64d No.2312133
>>2312131
Tildes are even more lewd.
f8bda1 No.2312134
434ca2 No.2312135
>>2312131
You sure are a little forward huh? You would be forward facing I mean, haha
fae7f8 No.2312136
>>2312131
Got a Chest infection on Christmas Eve evening.
Grabbed some antibiotics and now its gotten to a managable situation.
Just meant Christmas Day was sucky.
NGL really disappointed, Christmas is my big day of the year. Oh well.
Perhaps RIFKdrinking NYE will make up for it, umu.
0647bd No.2312138
>>2312122
I would rather have that than what i have now...
>>2312123
don't write a lot and we can be cool
I hope I can be fine...
But my hope is running out
Its just a matter of time...
>>2312124
please do't hit me >_<
>>2312125
You don't need their fucking validation
>>2312126
She eats that...?
Does that even grow in Canada?
>>2312129
i refuse to accept being an anorexic ><
Gaining weight requires a lot of money...
How do you lose weight?
What do you do?
>>2312134
-gathers you onto my lap and pets-
what do cats even like...
Cats don't like collars...
a7e026 No.2312139
>>2312138
Just a matter of time..?
Please don't do anything rash
434ca2 No.2312140
>>2312138
I don't need it but I can still use it as a pay gate for being subjected by a collar.
da1657 No.2312141
>>2312133
good thing i have little ones.
>>2312135
yes to both.
>>2312136
yikes be gentle with yourself.
>>2312138
would never hit, just spank.
434ca2 No.2312142
>>2312141
As long as you behave yourself I guess you can.
f8bda1 No.2312143
>>2312138
not every cat is the same
89e64d No.2312145
>>2312138
>no sugar
>no bread
>1600 calories a day
>meat, veggies, try not to eat way too many carbs
>eat lots of small meals through the day
>don't eat 3 hours before bed
essentially
it's not hard
>gaining weight requires a lot of money
so get a job
fae7f8 No.2312147
>>2312141
I'll probably go easy. But house party drinking can be quite problematic.
Ive been taking care of myself, I wouldn't worry. I am past the "drowning in phlegm" stage already.
Heh, gross.
So, what is up with you doll? Why have you shunned sleep for Rosé and us schmucks?
434ca2 No.2312148
>>2312145
Nezi do you ever post like recipes or stuff that I miss for other people that are dieting? Like any good cooking ideas?
da1657 No.2312149
>>2312142
I'll do my best~!
*pat*
>>2312144
they are handfulls, nothing big tho.
No cow tits.
>>2312147
I just wanted to see how late I could stay up
And I love you guys with all my heart, there's no where else for me atm so I come to the threads. Most of you are nice to me and like when we talk.
plus I feel a lot of sexual tension with some posters and it's fun to watch them interact with e/o
89e64d No.2312150
>>2312148
I don't do a ton of cooking cause of the arthritis right now
but grilling is easy so I'll throw chicken or beef on the grill with seasoning
not a ton of prep work with meat and veggies
89e64d No.2312151
>>2312149
Oh, you mean your chest. Handfulls are all you need.
434ca2 No.2312152
>>2312150
Just figure posting recipes would be a good idea since you and tracer seem to do a lot of cooking together, i mean since you already blog post about the diet might as well make it a good read i guess
0647bd No.2312153
>>2312139
i think you already know what i'm going to do...
i wish the thoughts stopped but they seem to get worse the older i get
>>2312140
not just any collar...
its a special collar that makes you obey~
>>2312141
noh... you're not allowed to hit me...
I will run away and never come back
>>2312143
Are a cat that likes snuggles and cuddles?
>>2312145
no sugar is so hard
Your brain runs on it
it begs for it...
God damn 1600? That's like 3 full meals ><
You tall white people eat a lot...
Don't eat 6 hours before bed like me...
I have a job, but even then I can't keep my food down. My limit is two donuts lol
89e64d No.2312154
>>2312152
tracer has imgur albums of his recipes
fae7f8 No.2312155
>>2312149
Sexually teasing people can be devilishly good fun. NGL.
No problem, I have done that endurance test once or twice in the past. Think, without narcotics, I got to the 28hr mark and decided to give up, kek.
Alcohol and illegal substances help with the process. Caffeine isn't so good. Too much makes one feel like theyre having a panic attack.
fae7f8 No.2312156
>>2312153
You are writing too much.
434ca2 No.2312157
>>2312153
You think your weird kinky asian magic collars will work on me? Is it at least fashionable?
>>2312154
Does he include text to go with the pictures?
I mean, it's great that he does a lot of nice work with it, I guess I should ask him next time since he's the cook.
da1657 No.2312158
>>2312151
yeah small chest, big ass, skinny waist.
what else do i need?
>>2312153
not even a small spank?
soft spank?
>>2312152
>gets ignored
>>2312155
doing that to neko now HAHAHAHA
bigkek
89e64d No.2312159
>>2312153
you're not only starving your body, you're also not giving it the nutrition it needs
you don't ever feel like shit?
and no sugar is easy after the first week or so, you don't even miss it at all
I'm also 100% aware that you're probably lying like you do with everything else since you're a compulsive liar.
a7e026 No.2312160
>>2312153
I guess we're opposites on that. The older I get the more I can suppress them. Probably because I take it out in safe ways though
89e64d No.2312161
>>2312157
yes
I mean he's right here in thread
>>2312158
>yeah small chest, big ass, skinny waist.
>what else do i need?
sounds perfect to me
fae7f8 No.2312163
>>2312158
Poor boy. I wonder how long they can last
Good girl.
434ca2 No.2312164
>>2312161
That's true, I'm sorry that you can't cook because of your hands :( I didn't know it was that bad since you were so good at esports
Good cooks really are sexy though. What a great find.
89e64d No.2312166
>>2312164
I mean I can cook still, I just don't want to because standing on my feet hurts and my hands hurt with certain tasks
I could totally sit on a stool and cook but I'm kinda lazy
if I find a good recipe I might make something for tracer
da1657 No.2312167
>>2312161
ah~ <3 good, I only needed you to like me.
>>2312162
>.> that wasn't genuine.
>>2312163
Not very long with me
>>2312165
I worked as a chef at a restaurant for about a year as a chef. I cook all my own meals and bake treats at least twice a week..
yeah I cook a bit, why?
89e64d No.2312168
>>2312167
Just something else that would apply. Sounds about like all you'd need yeah.
434ca2 No.2312170
>>2312166
Maybe later on you might need one of those lower cooking set-ups or something? I've seen specials with Warwick in them, that guy who plays one of the ewok's in star wars.
>>2312167
What kind of pat do you want??
fae7f8 No.2312171
>>2312167
Practice does make perfect, after all.
da1657 No.2312172
>>2312168
nice :))
>>2312170
on my head!
>>2312171
practice makes better, not perfect.
434ca2 No.2312173
>>2312172
*pats you right on the head*
89e64d No.2312174
>>2312172
Aye, sounds good.
3f11ae No.2312175
Whoa, it's the pat-patrol
fae7f8 No.2312176
>>2312172
Cooki has learnt the secret Jutsu.
Also helps being a cute redhead
PAT POLICE
0647bd No.2312177
>>2312156
God I hope my Jets fucking kill you
>>2312157
its an electric collar~
I'm kidding I don't like putting collars on my dogs. Dogs are meant to be free and stuff...
But where I live you can spend a night in jail and your dog will get euthanized for not having one >_<
>>2312158
no you're a bully...
why do you want to spank me? i'm like the nicest person i know
>>2312159
>you're not only starving your body, you're also not giving it the nutrition it needs
I can only eat fresh meats and veggies :/
>you don't ever feel like shit?
mentally, yes
not emotionally or physically.
Humans are meant to eat very small amounts of food twice a day.
We are hunters, getting food was very hard for us...
Our brains are expensive and our bodies are weak and can't really survive in nature. So the only food we ate was food that was easy to get... Like fruit. Then we ran around all day hunting
>and no sugar is easy after the first week or so, you don't even miss it at all
Lol that week is torture!
>I'm also 100% aware that you're probably lying like you do with everything else since you're a compulsive liar.
No i'm not lying to you at the moment, I take my weight seriously because I don't like the way my body looks
I've always had trouble gaining weight... It runs in my family for some reason...
Also I'm smol irl
You're like really tall so you need more nutrients obvs lol
>>2312160
You're so lucky, and mentally strong...
You have a good brain and you can hide it well...
You should breed and make more people like us :)
89e64d No.2312178
>>2312167
have you bought an AX pass yet?
>>2312170
nah it's cool
i've just been in extra pain this last week, if I wanted to cook normally it wouldn't be a problem
89e64d No.2312179
>>2312177
>No i'm not lying to you at the moment
Gee, the confidence you've instilled in me. What a trustworthy fellow.
fae7f8 No.2312180
>>2312177
If they don't you got to suck my dick. Get got.
da1657 No.2312181
>>2312173
yes~
*happy wiggles*
thank you~
>>2312174
I'll make you snacks
>>2312176
>>2312175
you'll never catch me alive.
>>2312177
I'll bully that ass >:)
>>2312178
not till I get my monies from the school, no..
a7e026 No.2312182
>>2312177
I plan to fulfill my duty as a male to pass on my dna someday. I'm not ready for anything like that right now though.
fae7f8 No.2312183
>>2312181
Perfect. Pat Police brutality tiem.
89e64d No.2312184
>>2312181
Nice, what kind of snacks?
434ca2 No.2312186
>>2312177
Electric collars? You just want to make things kinky don't you, did you know some people actually use those for weird BDSM bedroom stuff? People are wild man.
>>2312178
Understandable hopefully you can ride it out relatively okay.
>>2312181
Oh you're welcome, just don't wiggle too much there okay?
da1657 No.2312187
>>2312183
*runs*
>>2312184
hm.. do you like sweet or savory?
>>2312186
oh yeah, forgot where I was~ *lie*
434ca2 No.2312189
>>2312187
I can always remember that you play FFXIV because you guys always like to do that cutesy roleplay stuff lightly.
89e64d No.2312190
>>2312181
sounds good, I bought an extra by accident
merry crimmas
should be like $260 each for the three hotel nights if you, Tracer, and I share a room
or at least that was last time and I booked late, so I'm thinking it will be lower than that
I'll look into reservations today
>>2312186
it's fine, I'd rather be in pain physically than mentally
434ca2 No.2312191
>>2312190
Yea physical pain is a breeze to deal with compared to mental problems or problems you impose upon yourself mentally.
fae7f8 No.2312192
>>2312187
Running. My one weakness. Just like in the Academy.
da1657 No.2312193
>>2312188
you like apples? I can make you some warm spiced apple treats?
Basically apple pie without the crust.
>>2312189
psh no
>>2312190
AH YOU'RE GIVING ME THE TICKET?
IMMA CRY BABE THANK YOU.
just tell me what I owe you and I'll pay it. I've gotta get my plane tickets too
>>2312192
yikes
89e64d No.2312194
>>2312191
Basically. I'd rather have a rough year than not even remember the year because I spent it doing nothing from depression.
89e64d No.2312195
>>2312193
I make my own apple pie bourbon, and then bourbon apple pie. Nezi puts cinnamon on his cut up apples. Sounds good though. I'd make my own caramel and make a dunkable dip for apples.
fae7f8 No.2312196
>>2312193
RIP here lies Scootalooo, THOT patrol, Pat patrol, faggot and no-distance runner.
434ca2 No.2312197
>>2312193
>>2312193
Aweh come on I'm just playing with you, I think it's cute you like to flirt with people, you have a good taste in fluffy boys.
89e64d No.2312198
apple slices with cinnamon and peanut butter
o o f
>>2312193
don't worry about it
you can throw me some money if you want later but it doesn't matter
89e64d No.2312199
>>2312198
Honey, cinnamon, and peanut butter.
da1657 No.2312200
>>2312195
sounds really good, maybe I should just make you some little bite sized snacks.
>>2312197
I flirt with those I want to get close to, it works most of the time.
plus last time I tried to flirt with you was like THREE YEARS AGO
fae7f8 No.2312201
Why not just have reese's cups
0647bd No.2312202
>>2312179
You should be honored I'm not lying to you.
I have nothing to gain from lying...
I like you a lot so I wouldn't do that to you anyway
>>2312180
No >.>
my mouth belongs to the person I love
>>2312181
You're being so rude...
Did you bully people in school?
>>2312182
No you need to spread your DNA world wide, we need to out number these people...
>>2312185
lewd!
>>2312186
You mean white* people
and nooo i would never put an electric collar on you
fae7f8 No.2312205
>>2312202
See, you know the Jets are going to lose. lmao
89e64d No.2312206
>>2312200
Those are usually the best.
>>2312203
I can make some now you know.
da1657 No.2312207
>>2312202
i'm being lewd not rude, don't get it mixed up or your love life will fail.
>>2312206
just like me ;)
434ca2 No.2312208
>>2312202
No fancy weird special collars enchanted by ancient Chinese rituals or powers from the marvelverse either right? And I have to still look stylish in it if I'm going to wear it.
a7e026 No.2312209
>>2312202
I have thought about that before but don't want to be the sole person responsible to raise the kid as a father
Some type of system like the Spartans had where they all raised the boys sounds great but I don't think it could work in the world today.
89e64d No.2312210
>>2312207
I see through your tricks, you're going to give me food and then ask for a piggy back ride.
434ca2 No.2312211
>>2312200
Oh that's cute sorry I didn't see this post because I was looking for a pikachu.
Yea I guess flirting is a good way to get close, here have my discord I don't think I have you added on there
BD#8815
22667b No.2312212
>>2312211
hey, I did what you wanted
da1657 No.2312214
>>2312210
hm...
my plan is foiled.
>>2312211
This will be fun for me
434ca2 No.2312215
>>2312212
this seems like an extremely leading question since i want so many very things in life right now, what did you do martin? and more importantly what was the outcome you wanted to share with me?
>>2312214
Maybe not as much fun as you think ;)
fae7f8 No.2312216
What a wasted day. That damned week between Christmas and New Year.
434ca2 No.2312217
0647bd No.2312218
Mom wants me to go food shopping before the big game, bye guys!
>>2312204
The only way I can prove I like you is by slicing you to ribbons...
Its the only way i know how to show affection
>>2312205
I rather suck every dick on the Jets than yours if they lose ><
>>2312207
You're too pure to be lewd, you stop that
>>2312208
I don't know what you're talking about...
If my dog talked back to me the way you do I wouldn't walk it for a day
>>2312209
No don't write so much..
Yeah that system sounds kinda gay
You don't want them having gay sex on the battle field like the Japanese did...
>>2312214
I want to cut you so much ><
89e64d No.2312219
>>2312214
That's fine, you're lucky I like giving piggy back rides.
a7e026 No.2312220
>>2312218
>You don't want them having gay sex on the battle field like the Japanese did...
LMAO WHAT
434ca2 No.2312221
>>2312218
Okay that settles it no collar then, and if they try to euthanize me I'll just run away, don't get put in jail.
da1657 No.2312222
>>2312218
I don't have a dick so I'll ride your face till you pass out form lack of oxygen.
no lie.
>>2312219
YES I love being tall and being carried
89e64d No.2312224
>>2312222
Hue, well if you give me food I'll consider it an even trade.
fae7f8 No.2312225
>Cooki has no dick.
Wow, there goes my boner.
434ca2 No.2312226
kind of same but i guess ill deal
633fd1 No.2312227
>>2312215
I took a leap and put myself out there, downloaded an app and 12 hours I was meeting a stranger. Sadly he moved to cuddle me and as soon as he touched me my anxiety flared up and I was frozen and disgusted as he rubbed my body. I left after that.
>>2312215
da1657 No.2312228
>>2312224
I'll give you food and then you can have me after for dessert
da1657 No.2312229
I own a strap on and a big floppy dildo if that's any consolation
434ca2 No.2312230
>>2312227
Well, I'm sorry to hear that Martin. If you need to get to know somebody for a while before letting them touch you, that's okay, I understand that, I believe you even, but you aren't going to get that close to anyone without baby steps, and I don't really know how you feel about being alone.
89e64d No.2312231
>>2312228
You'll make me cookies too? Nice.
fae7f8 No.2312232
>strap on
Well. There we go. Back again.
da1657 No.2312233
>>2312231
your picture was and still is me while playing video games
633fd1 No.2312234
>>2312230
You don't really know? I only whined about loneliness every single second we talked.
4e74ff No.2312235
>>2312227
boys are cheats and liars, anyways.
they will tell you anything to get to second base.
434ca2 No.2312236
>>2312234
Well you are the only person that can be held responsible for altering that state of loneliness, and you can only do it with other people.
89e64d No.2312237
>>2312233
You need help on harder levels? Like what?
fae7f8 No.2312238
They'll tell you they hate bestiality but LOVE eating meat. Do not trust them.
633fd1 No.2312239
>>2312235
You can use the S word, I won't mind.
>>2312236
Problem is I'm already close to people, but they live in America.
434ca2 No.2312240
>>2312235
fuck that i want to go all the way to home
HAND HOLDING
da1657 No.2312241
>>2312237
I need help on the first boss in dark souls...
89e64d No.2312242
>>2312241
That's fucking adorable.
Brb, watching jojo with Nez.
434ca2 No.2312243
>>2312239
And I hope you find a good way to fix your problem, I am sorry the suggestion that I gave did not work out for you/
633fd1 No.2312244
>>2312243
ok, I'll leave to avoid watching you flirt with a woman
434ca2 No.2312245
>>2312241
I'm going to bully you in fighting games.
434ca2 No.2312246
>>2312244
You can do what you want but cooki is flirting with everyone.
4e74ff No.2312247
>>2312238
I'm open to the idea that you have the right moral framing here. What would you consider worse: watching bestiality, or eating meat?
>>2312239
am worried for you. I'm an anxious person myself and saying you whined every single second while you talked sounds like me.
fae7f8 No.2312248
>>2312247
Watching beastiality of course.
434ca2 No.2312249
b50a4d No.2312250
da1657 No.2312251
>>2312245
no you won't
>>2312244
oh~ I was called a woman.. sweet~ no longer a little girl in here, I'm moving up in the world.
*wink*
>>2312242
gay shows
7b161a No.2312252
Can't spell bestiality without "best"
434ca2 No.2312253
>>2312251
>>2312251
I am pretty sure I would win.
4e74ff No.2312254
>>2312248
even though one increases the demand in meat, and over time, you surely have consumed at least multiple chickens and idk how many cows. You know one significantly worsens the life of an animal, if their wellbeing is your driving priority. which it isn't, and y'know what? maybe that's fine. I'm sure you're more critical in other areas, but that you need this bedrock for some reason.
b50a4d No.2312255
>>2312254
Heh try harder, idiot.
b50a4d No.2312256
This is the problem with liberal intellectual types. They’l literally lay in bed with anyone and have no backbone
4e74ff No.2312257
yup. that's what this is. me being a spineless liberal.
b50a4d No.2312258
434ca2 No.2312259
Im going to watch a Zelda Link to the past randomizer instead of wallowing in politics
b50a4d No.2312261
434ca2 No.2312262
oh its a holiday special mod!
b50a4d No.2312264
a7e026 No.2312265
lol people buy water in 2018
just go outside and find some lol
b50a4d No.2312266
b50a4d No.2312269
>>2312268
Babooka, how goes?
^w^
ba8c33 No.2312270
>>2312269
chilly
cold fingers right now
but the rest of me is wrapped in my blanket
b50a4d No.2312271
>>2312270
Cozy babook. Its winter 🥶
b50a4d No.2312273
>>2312272
Gotta warm it up
ba8c33 No.2312274
7b161a No.2312275
luka what kind of porn do you watch
b50a4d No.2312276
b50a4d No.2312278
0647bd No.2312279
>making fried chicken in a cast iron skillet
fuck year merica!
b50a4d No.2312280
b50a4d No.2312282
ba8c33 No.2312283
>>2312282
what do i do next?
b50a4d No.2312284
>>2312283
Hab nums and relax
1d268a No.2312285
ba8c33 No.2312286
>>2312284
already heated up and waiting for my chiken korma and butter chikn tandori to cool a little
b50a4d No.2312287
ba8c33 No.2312288
>>2312287
not lucky, it was just on sale at the grocery store
fae7f8 No.2312289
0647bd No.2312290
>>2312280
you're just jealous
>>2312288
drink water
-hug-
434ca2 No.2312291
scoots is often jealous of superior males in the group
ba8c33 No.2312292
>>2312289
it was mildly spicy flavourful chickn bites in creamy sauce
>>2312290
*hug*
im sipping on my
fae7f8 No.2312296
0647bd No.2312297
>>2312292
on your water?
>holds your arm
0647bd No.2312298
fae7f8 No.2312299
>>2312298
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
fae7f8 No.2312300
>Anderson
Thank you
Fuck the jets
434ca2 No.2312301
>>2312300
Scoots do other Europeans make fun of you for liking American football? Go fucking watch a rugby game.
ba8c33 No.2312302
>>2312295
wats a jet?
>>2312297
nope
my pure leaf raasberry tea
fae7f8 No.2312304
>>2312302
The New York Jets, NFL team. They are playing my team The New England Patriots. Bitter rivals.
7b161a No.2312306
>>2312305
is god a cute gorl
0647bd No.2312307
>>2312302
Don't drink that, it'll dehydrate you
0647bd No.2312308
>>2312306
Lilith is the ultimate form of beauty
At least from what I've seen
434ca2 No.2312309
>>2312308
Lilith should be defiled.
ba8c33 No.2312310
>>2312304
i dont watch sports stuffs
>>2312307
wrong
it hydrated me
fae7f8 No.2312311
>>2312310
We all enjoy our own things ^^
ba8c33 No.2312312
>>2312311
im enjoying leeg
fae7f8 No.2312313
fae7f8 No.2312314
>>2312312
Fun! Go! Luka Go!
0647bd No.2312317
>>2312309
How?
>>2312310
Caffeine dehydrates. You may see people say it doesn't dehydrate but it does.
>>2312313
Fuck you
434ca2 No.2312318
>>2312317
in whatever ways i can find to defile her
0647bd No.2312319
>>2312318
Well I hope you enjoy yourself
fae7f8 No.2312320
434ca2 No.2312321
>>2312319
i hope she does too
0647bd No.2312322
>>2312320
Me?
>>2312321
Why do you want to defile God?
434ca2 No.2312323
>>2312322
thats just what gets humanities dick hard
0647bd No.2312325
>>2312323
Is that a real picture?
>>2312324
You won't fuck me, you're gay
5c0b2c No.2312326
Our Mother is Defilement itself and is beyond illusions such as purity and innocence to begin with
Sorry for not teaching Blood-chan enough theology
0647bd No.2312327
>>2312326
You did teach me about that stuff, I just wanted to see how lewd BD was
434ca2 No.2312328
>>2312325
No, it's an edit of the Pillars of creation which is a real Hubble image thats light years long and depicts large gas clouds that will eventually collapse and form new stars, made to look more like Gaster.
434ca2 No.2312329
>>2312327
just lewd enough to be pg-13 most of the time
im positive you have gotten lewd enough posts from me in the past
0647bd No.2312330
>>2312328
i'm not reading all that, i'm watching football
fae7f8 No.2312332
>>2312325
It isnt gay, your gay.
>lmao sacked
0647bd No.2312333
>>2312332
I won't say anything bad
434ca2 No.2312334
>>2312330
I can post anything I want here and you won't read it if I make the post long enough. Peter piper picked a pack of pickled peppers. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Penises. Hey Louis, remember that one time we were in a flashback reference to another popular TV show.
0647bd No.2312336
>>2312329
doggos are not lewd ><
0647bd No.2312337
Pass interference on Gronky, ouch
5c0b2c No.2312341
ba8c33 No.2312360