c00118 No.2144612
cb3585 No.2144613
>>2144611
I'll probably bottle the bourbon and rum on Sunday.
291e60 No.2144616
>>2144600
it sounds rude when you say it like that!
c00118 No.2144617
>>2144613
i looked up that bucket you had, shit's expensive
at least it never expires
338b9e No.2144619
>>2144611
Good, good.
>>2144615
Everyone likes cats, right? Who could hate cats?
cb3585 No.2144620
>>2144617
>Looking up my bucket
bd773d No.2144621
>>2144616
I'm not being rude
>>2144619
I don't care about the cat part
35b227 No.2144622
Reposting since didn't notice new thread:
>>2144587
Oof, I bet we could have an amazing lengthy conversation about this! I promise I will check all your links out too! I had to feed some ladys cats who's away and now I need to go for a walk to get rid of my energy.
PS. I LOOOVE Death, my favourite album is The Sound Of Perseverance! It's great to meet another of excellent taste in music/metal! :DDD
>>2144594
Oh shit, well good night man! ^^
>>2144592
P good, gonna go for a stroll though, I'll probably be back later!
bd773d No.2144624
>>2144623
Yeah lol
Yellow is a good polish color
bd773d No.2144626
>>2144625
Nuh uh
I tried to as a kid once
338b9e No.2144627
>>2144624
Feet are gross...
c00118 No.2144628
>>2144620
it's an impressive bucket, what can i say
how's your day been?
>>2144619
how was your day fam?
>>2144625
I don't mind if guys paint their nails, especially black looks decent
I had a girl paint a clear coat on my nails one time lol
just made them shiny
bd773d No.2144629
>>2144627
Then don't post them
b82ba9 No.2144630
>>2144626
Did your parents rightfully beat the gay out of you?
cb3585 No.2144631
>>2144628
Fairly shitty. New dumbass is fucking up shit and refusing to work certain jobs. I'll write a report and give it to the GM about him.
bd773d No.2144632
>>2144630
I was like 4
I don't remember what happened after I just remember making a mess everywhere
c00118 No.2144633
how to fax important info that nobody else can see when I don't have a fax machine? :thonking:
>>2144631
rip that guy
is he fucking shit up from inexperience or he's just stupid/unwilling?
you gotta keep your head down and go above&beyond as a new employee lol
what an idiot
338b9e No.2144634
>>2144628
meh
I'm tired.
It's hot as FUCK here- yet, my boots won't dry out for some reason, so every time I put them on it's like sticking my feet back into a cold swamp, kinda blows.
bhu?
>>2144629
That may be unavoidable.
cb3585 No.2144635
>>2144633
He's a kid, no work ethic. And he's pretty dumb too.
Shame we need the help so much. But shit kick his ass out.
338b9e No.2144637
>>2144636
I do, constantly.
b82ba9 No.2144638
>>2144632
Now I'm just wondering if there's a bunch of gay niggas that paint their nails but still do drive-bys and shit.
291e60 No.2144640
>>2144621
Well good! Better not be rude to me you rude lil neko.
bd773d No.2144642
>>2144638
Apparently. They dye their hair and wear skinny jeans so probably.
338b9e No.2144643
>>2144638
That has to be a thing.
>>2144639
Because it's unavoidable.
bd773d No.2144644
>>2144640
I'm a good lil Neko though
291e60 No.2144646
>>2144644
Maybe so..
*pet pet*
What up?
bd773d No.2144647
>>2144643
Poor thing
It's k
bd773d No.2144648
>>2144646
*Purr purr*<3
Not much. I'm about to go get something to eat
c00118 No.2144649
>>2144634
icky. yeah summer is brutal
idk just grinding work/school/weight
time to get serious
>>2144635
when you say kid do you mean my age or younger? ;~;
291e60 No.2144650
>>2144648
Ah, me too actually. What's for dindin my man?
cb3585 No.2144651
>>2144649
He's 21 with 3 kids. One 5 year old, one 3 year old and one 1 year old.
c00118 No.2144652
>>2144651
i bet this guy can't even pull out of his driveway
338b9e No.2144653
>>2144647
Yes, more Neko pitty.
>>2144649
Back to work again?
2a9c6c No.2144654
>>2144650
Gonna see if this Chinese place down the street is still open. I never been there before.
What about you?
14f79a No.2144655
cb3585 No.2144657
>>2144652
He's able to do so, just a lazy cunt.
338b9e No.2144658
>>2144656
I bet this isn't even the real Neko...
c00118 No.2144659
>>2144653
yeah I'm doing boring training stuff (that I don't need since I'm a rehire) but should be working shifts starting next week
>>2144657
I see a lot of people like that at my job too, they'd rather stand around instead of get paid to exercise (retrieving cars)
gotta have discipline if you wanna get anywhere in life
b82ba9 No.2144660
>>2144642
>>2144643
If there was one thing the black community ever got right, it was their rampant homophobia.
2a9c6c No.2144661
>>2144658
What would make you say that
cb3585 No.2144662
>>2144659
Not if mommy and daddy buy it for you.
2a9c6c No.2144663
>>2144660
In Africa there's a device that can tell if you have been penetrated before
b82ba9 No.2144665
14f79a No.2144666
>>2144665
Nezi:
>gotta have discipline if you wanna get anywhere in life
>gotta have discipline
>discipline.nin
b82ba9 No.2144667
>>2144666
I didn't even notice that.
I instantly recognized the album cover, though. I have the Ghosts CE in my closet somewhere still.
14f79a No.2144668
Sidenote, I can't beleib that album came out 10 years ago now. That tour was so awesome.
14f79a No.2144669
>>2144667
Ghosts is such a good ambient album
338b9e No.2144670
>>2144659
Nice.
How much training is there to park cars?
>>2144660
How do you explain Neko then?
>>2144661
I have to think: "What would the real Neko have said?"
c00118 No.2144671
>>2144662
I'm not a big fan of relying on that kinda thing unless I have to
c00118 No.2144672
>>2144666
NiN is good
also what happened to Nin? (ninjah)
is he alive
cb3585 No.2144673
>>2144671
As long as you pay them back sure.
c00118 No.2144674
>>2144670
very little
most of it is just paperwork and watching videos about not harassing coworkers
my first day on the job the supervisor that trained me literally said "keys are here, cars are there, you'll figure it out as you go. just ask questions"
>>2144673
if I can eventually yeah
would like to support myself completely once i finish college, meanwhile I'm trying to pay for what I can working part time
cb3585 No.2144676
>>2144674
So how much you making now?
14f79a No.2144677
>>2144672
I haven't heard from him in quite a while :/
338b9e No.2144679
>>2144675
Well that's close enough I suppose.
c00118 No.2144680
>>2144676
$5/hr w/ tips
i paid for half my car on that wage, $11.5k
>>2144677
aww :c
>>2144678
lmao wtf
cb3585 No.2144681
>>2144680
Ah right. Gotta mooch those tips.
338b9e No.2144682
>>2144680
Just what "videos about not harassing coworkers" reminded me of...
291e60 No.2144683
>>2144654
Sorry, got caught up in vidya with the boys.
I dunno, prolly just gonna scrounge up whatever I can I guess. Probably a frozen meal.
c00118 No.2144684
>>2144681
I'd rather not work a tip job if possible, tipping is kinda silly
coworkers get mad when they don't get tipped but I appreciate whatever I get
except the one time I did an insane amount of work and they didn't tip :( that was a feelsbadman
I'd work at your job but I can't do fulltime right now cause of school
>>2144682
kinda ridiculous to even say that, or phrase it that way
da4e36 No.2144685
my mom once found my BD
and that's how i was forced out of the closet
14f79a No.2144686
c00118 No.2144689
>>2144685
that's why I have a lock on the bag that has my toys
good job
14f79a No.2144690
or just don't live with snoops
cb3585 No.2144691
>>2144688
Lifting shit, and working long ass hours.
da4e36 No.2144692
to be fair i asked over the phone if she could find my passport for me in my nightstand, turns out my passport wasn't there so she looked in my drawer, where the toy was
bd773d No.2144693
>>2144683
That doesn't sound very good
c00118 No.2144694
>>2144691
yeah I'd have to get in better shape maybe
and the joints
oh well
>>2144692
again
LOCKS
291e60 No.2144695
>>2144693
Actually it's some yummy leftovers, it's fiiiine. Did you get your chinese yet?
cb3585 No.2144696
>>2144694
Good dosh though.
bd773d No.2144697
>>2144695
I did. It's really gross I shouldn't have come there ;_;
291e60 No.2144698
>>2144697
Aw.. What's wrong with it? What'd you get?
c00118 No.2144699
>>2144696
I don't mind hard work
would be nice to make a decent wage for once .-.
da4e36 No.2144700
>>2144694
im not a smart man
bd773d No.2144701
>>2144698
Chicken fried rice
But it's like the rice is old and stale
291e60 No.2144702
>>2144701
It might be, a lot of places like that re-use ingredients to save money.
Hopefully it didn't cost too much, and you can cross that place off the list for the future.
6df6dd No.2144703
Men shouldn't be shoving giant colorful plastic dragon dicks up their ass
It's unethical
bd773d No.2144704
>>2144702
I definitely will be
They didn't even put peas and carrots in it
da4e36 No.2144705
what should i stick up there then
c00118 No.2144706
>>2144703
and you shouldn't be fucking children
he who casts the first stone :^)
291e60 No.2144707
>>2144704
That's shameful!
6df6dd No.2144708
>>2144705
My dick
duh
>>2144706
I like your sass Nezi
Remind me to buy you a drink at Tom Urban's
3e0074 No.2144709
1dfe64 No.2144710
Aye yo weed man
big pharma man
if only my wonder plant was smoked by every man and child man
bd773d No.2144711
>>2144707
Yeah I was extremely dissatisfied
6df6dd No.2144713
>>2144709
Please don't call me that
14f79a No.2144714
291e60 No.2144715
>>2144711
Get you something good tomorrow to make up for it.
*pat pet scritch scratch*
I'm gonna head to bed for nooow, see ya around nekyo
6df6dd No.2144716
>>2144712
Oh, you're so adorable
I wish I knew who tf you were though lmao
c00118 No.2144717
>>2144708
sure, I'll take a shirley temple
bd773d No.2144719
6df6dd No.2144720
>>2144714
How's it going Elma?
>>2144717
Oh I forgot you don't really drink, huh?
I'll buy you like some food then or something
Or a loli doujin at AX, I know how much you love those
>>2144718
I hate it lol
c00118 No.2144721
>>2144720
omegalul
food would be nice
0f52af No.2144722
14f79a No.2144723
>>2144720
Good^^ just chilling and taking it easy tonight.
Whatcha been up to?
3e0074 No.2144724
>>2144720
But Tony is so much better than Soto, it has that Italian charm.
6df6dd No.2144725
>>2144721
Usually we all go out for food and drinks and just have a chat
We're pretty loud and roudy niggas so hopefully we dont scare you away lol
>>2144722
fuck yeah
>>2144723
Just working lol
I actually have to head out in a bit
awww man I dont feel like working Im all lazy
>>2144724
This is blatant bullying
da4e36 No.2144726
>>2144716
yes hello i am faguette
6df6dd No.2144727
>>2144726
Are you new or something
Which board do you come from?
3e0074 No.2144728
Is Faguette someone I know or is it someone new.
>>2144725
Shouldn't you be familiar with that?
d16576 No.2144729
>>2144725
I'll shelter Nezi from your hooliganism
c00118 No.2144730
>>2144725
I'm kinda quiet but it should be fine
we'll see I guess
>>2144729
lul
d16576 No.2144732
>>2144730
It'll be fine trust me
I'm gonna try to tone down this con, they've been burning me out
3e0074 No.2144733
>>2144731
No way, Wish told she was going to bed.
bd773d No.2144734
>>2144733
Obviously a ruse
da4e36 No.2144735
>>2144727
as new as they come. came here last week
>>2144728
fag a newfag
6df6dd No.2144736
>>2144728
Yeah, I know it all too well
I just don't like it
I dunno, my sis also kinda calls me that alot
like when we were kinds she'd call me Tony Bologna and i would get beyond triggered, I dont know why though lol
>>2144729
You'll be the wall of responsibility
>>2144730
I honestly feel like Cato would be quieter/shyer tbh
>>2144731
LMAO
>>2144735
Welcome
Enjoy your stay
You're here forever
d16576 No.2144737
>>2144736
The cockblock of respectableness
6df6dd No.2144739
I dunno man, a newfag posting touhou sounds fishier than a girl who hasnt showered in a week
32a98f No.2144740
Pretty sure he posts with Duke in the 4chan threads
3e0074 No.2144741
>>2144734
No way.
Wish is not the type to ever lie about anything.
>>2144735
Could've picked a cuter name
>>2144736
Just embrace it.
6df6dd No.2144742
Then there's this douchebag
bd773d No.2144743
3e0074 No.2144746
>>2144743
Like, at this very moment?
>>2144744
Go to sleep.
32a98f No.2144747
>>2144745
How could I possibly sleep with you guys talking about me so much~?
>>2144746
But there's anime to watch first.
da4e36 No.2144748
>>2144736
danke
hopefully that's a good thing
>>2144739
too bad, ill keep posting my 2hus
>>2144741
i do like it. there's still Amatsu from my trip if you don't like Faguette
6df6dd No.2144749
brb gonna be a wagecuck
Be back in 8 hrs to bully Hu
32a98f No.2144750
Start by getting a good wage first lmao
d16576 No.2144751
It looks more like Amatsun
Also it reminds me of Sun Tzu for some reason
da4e36 No.2144752
i wanted a trip with "amatsu" in it, ended up with this instead
come from this boatslut
bd773d No.2144753
>>2144747
Does it work if someone uses the word in a sentence. Like "I wish you weren't such a faggot"?
32a98f No.2144754
>>2144752
>not wasting 5 years to generate !AmatsukazE
>>2144753
No, of course not.
3e0074 No.2144755
>>2144747
Wow, didn't even ask me to join :<
>>2144748
AMATSUN
I prefer that.
d16576 No.2144756
>not wasting basically no time to come up with !Jamz..CwCw
3e0074 No.2144757
d16576 No.2144758
32a98f No.2144759
>not generating !YahtzeeEEE
>>2144755
Why would I want you in my bed?
da4e36 No.2144760
>>2144754
i think it's good regardless
"Amatsun sex u" is how i like to read it
>>2144755
Amatsun it is
d16576 No.2144761
bd773d No.2144762
>>2144754
Why even have such a thing
3e0074 No.2144763
>>2144759
Why wouldn't you ?
>>2144760
-pet pet-
>>2144761
>wanting Jamz
32a98f No.2144764
Yeah, who would ever want that? :^)
>>2144760
Mine is like a filetype or something so it's pretty neat too I guess.
>>2144762
How else would I know when people are talking about me?
d16576 No.2144765
>>2144763
It works with my thing, shut up.
32a98f No.2144766
>>2144763
My bed is reserved for pyons.
da4e36 No.2144767
>>2144763
>>2144764
reminded me of all the games i used to obtain legally
3e0074 No.2144768
>>2144765
Ohohokay Ian.
>>2144766
So...where do you sleep then ?
14f79a No.2144771
3e0074 No.2144772
032f55 No.2144773
c00118 No.2144774
d16576 No.2144775
3e0074 No.2144776
032f55 No.2144777
d16576 No.2144778
No
Noooo
Noooooooo
Noooooooooooooo
14f79a No.2144779
32a98f No.2144780
>>2144767
What a guy.
I actually owned all my games, and just ripped them to iso files to mount with that sheep program so I didn't have to keep taking the CDs out.
>>2144768
In my bed.
>>2144770
I really don't :^)
I was just memeing.
da4e36 No.2144782
>>2144769
goodnight
>>2144780
i didn't have a job at the time, bought the games i liked when i had money to spare
32a98f No.2144783
>>2144782
I stole my daddy's credit card uwu
Or something like that :^)
32a98f No.2144786
>>2144784
No, I don't have cancer.
I'm just autistic.
bd773d No.2144788
>>2144786
Do you collect retard checks for it
32a98f No.2144789
>>2144787
Cute.
>>2144788
Yeah, it's called being a software developer xD
bd773d No.2144790
>>2144789
I've got software you can develop
d16576 No.2144793
>>2144792
Can I spank you at AX? ;)
35b227 No.2144797
>>2144609
God my left leg is useless.. That rock I took to the knee while skulking through the woods late at night happened like 2 months ago. I refuse to be a guard. No choice but to amputate I guess.
32a98f No.2144798
>>2144793
I'm going to have to say that's a no.
>>2144794
Yeah, I'm pretty frickin' adorable, eh?
>>2144795
I know you are.
32a98f No.2144799
>>2144797
Why stop at the left leg?
bd773d No.2144800
>>2144798
There is nothing attractive about spanking
35b227 No.2144802
>>2144799
Why get rid of perfectly good limbs?
32a98f No.2144803
>>2144800
It feels great, though.
>>2144802
I just meant it as calling the rest of you useless too :^)
35b227 No.2144805
>>2144803
Kinda figured, but I try not to think of myself as useless. ^^
0f52af No.2144806
>>2144798
do it. You should get spanked.
35b227 No.2144807
My left leg on the otherhand..
d16576 No.2144808
>>2144798
Aw, lame. Por que no?
32a98f No.2144809
>>2144805
Is only meme :^(
>>2144806
No thanks.
>>2144808
I only let [REDACTED] spank me.
d16576 No.2144810
>>2144809
Time to resort to bribes and/or substances
35b227 No.2144811
>>2144809
I didn't take you seriously lol I am just intoxicated xP
0f52af No.2144812
>>2144808
redacted here >>2144809 is soto
32a98f No.2144813
>>2144810
Pay for [REDACTED] to join us at AX and I'll let you watch as he spanks me.
>>2144811
xd durnkkkkkkkkkk
What'cha drinking?
>>2144812
False.
da4e36 No.2144815
>>2144798
sure, sure you are
c00118 No.2144816
y-you could always spank me ^^
32a98f No.2144817
>>2144814
I don't get to choose what gets me giddy.
>>2144815
Yes, those are the words that I am currently trying to convey.
Parles l'anglais?
35b227 No.2144818
>>2144813
Gin, got a good deal on it too! feeling pretty chill and tuned out.
d16576 No.2144819
>>2144813
Nah, that's super lame
>>2144816
If we are rooming together, we shall see. I'm bringing alcohol btw and YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
bd773d No.2144820
>>2144817
I'll keep that in mind
32a98f No.2144821
>>2144818
The bad part of the deal being that you're stuck with gin.
>>2144819
Oh, well okay.
Have fun spanking Nezi.
>>2144820
Kinda like you and your weird cock fetish.
c00118 No.2144823
>>2144819
yeah that's cool I don't mind people drinking or w/e
bd773d No.2144824
>>2144821
What cock fetish
d16576 No.2144825
>>2144821
Never.
>>2144823
SURE YOU DON'T NEZI. YOU STILL CAN'T STOP ME.
35b227 No.2144827
>>2144821
Apparently I get too rowdy on most other stuff, but that is according to someone I have at least good reason to be rowdy towards.. I like to be peaceful though, so I just stick with gin most of the time.
bd773d No.2144828
c00118 No.2144830
>>2144825
lul
>>2144826
considering I was at a friends' house and like 5 of my friends were passing a joint (other than me), yeah it's cool
I don't want any trouble though, so I wouldn't like it if somebody got in my car with drugs cause I could get in trouble maybe
bd773d No.2144831
da4e36 No.2144832
>>2144830
wait i didn't mean weed
i like to smoke cigarillos every now and then
>>2144831
fitting isn't it
c00118 No.2144833
>>2144832
oh cigs?
eh.....if I can stay down-wind it's not too obnoxious
depends on the brand too, some smell harsher than others
3864b9 No.2144835
Can we deport Faguette back to /imouto/ or wherever?
d16576 No.2144836
>>2144830
Don't you laugh at me :(
08b42f No.2144837
>>2144826
Bad for you. Finally managed to quit for real, myself.
c00118 No.2144838
>>2144836
oh sorry I mean
oh no not the alcohols!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3864b9 No.2144839
>>2144837
>not just going full Kiritsugu
d16576 No.2144840
>>2144838
YES, YOUR WORST ENEMY
c00118 No.2144841
>>2144840
what kind of stuff do you like to drink?
bd773d No.2144842
da4e36 No.2144843
>>2144833
they smell less than weed
>>2144837
im not addicted to smoking my dude
>alcohol is a different story
35b227 No.2144844
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Gotta work tomorrow, winding down now.
Night guy-o's!
d16576 No.2144845
>>2144841
Fruity girly shit
Alternatively, anything with a high alcohol content that I can chase with something
3864b9 No.2144846
>>2144845
Hah. Look at this gay.
d16576 No.2144847
c00118 No.2144848
>>2144843
I don't think weed is as harsh of a smell as cigs though
at least from my experience
>>2144844
nini
>>2144845
cute :3c
a85f04 No.2144849
colbs who u rooming with for ax
pls dont let it be ghostie
d16576 No.2144850
Probs Nezi and Cato? We'll see
>>2144848
Nu uh.
3864b9 No.2144851
He wants you all to himself.
a85f04 No.2144852
>>2144850
guide those con virgins gently
give them a world anchor if they need it LOL
d16576 No.2144853
>>2144852
idk, if you're anything to go on maybe they don't need a world anchor LOL
a85f04 No.2144854
>>2144853
they aint as burly
and kon wont be there for mix magic
or will he
d16576 No.2144855
>>2144854
This is true.
Also yeah, that might be an issue... maybe I'll learn some mixes beforehand.
a85f04 No.2144856
>>2144855
.4 vodka .6 7/11 slurpee
the colder it is the somother
14f79a No.2144857
d16576 No.2144858
>>2144856
But those have an extremely short shelf life
a85f04 No.2144859
>>2144857
ay
>>2144858
thats why u mix right before u go out
did u learn nothing from ur ego death crawl of dtla
d16576 No.2144860
a85f04 No.2144861
>>2144860
if ur spending over 500 at ax its damn worth the effort
d16576 No.2144862
14f79a No.2144863
>>2144859
what's new what's exciting?
a85f04 No.2144864
>>2144862
its ur responsibility as the con mother
>>2144863
I did my first deadman's shift yesterday.
6a-10p
I feel like a new man today
14f79a No.2144865
>>2144864
lol that's a shit tier shift x_x
a85f04 No.2144866
>>2144865
yeah but I set up a brand new enviro and secured 23k in contracts so that ain't bad either
d16576 No.2144867
>>2144864
idk if I'm ready for that responsibility, I always use protection :(
35b227 No.2144868
OHH SHIT YEAH, FUCK YEAH! Scored 4gs of 840-Jack(herer) Weed motherfuckas! Kickin the booze hopefully maybe soon for a while or a bit maybe for a while Cx
14f79a No.2144870
a85f04 No.2144871
>>2144867
im about to book just to slap u upside the head.
>>2144868
literally who
>>2144870
can u say 🅱️onus
d16576 No.2144872
>>2144871
I'M NOT A NURTURER GRIM
I CAN HARDLY TAKE CARE OF MYSELF
35b227 No.2144873
>>2144869
Fuk u I am happy! I have ADD, Jack herer is like god when you already on adderall and but neither drugs nor sobriety gets you to sleep. Life is hell.
>>2144870
This guy gets me! <3
>>2144871
Who me? or who Jack shit?
d16576 No.2144875
35b227 No.2144876
>>2144874
>>2144875
Fuck shit yeah fuck.. yeah shit fuck
d16576 No.2144877
>>2144876
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckshitshitshitshitshitshitshityeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah
a85f04 No.2144878
>>2144872
NURTURE DEEZ NUTS U FUCk
d16576 No.2144879
>>2144878
Grim calm down you're being so hostile
35b227 No.2144880
>>2144877
OOOOOOOOOOHHHH GOD I CAME I AM SORRY! I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON!
1dfe64 No.2144881
Tsuchi is a cheap bastard
c00118 No.2144882
>>2144881
cheaper than me?
d16576 No.2144884
>>2144880
Good. Grovel at my feet you WORM
ba610d No.2144885
My blisters popped and I'm afraid to take my socks off.
08b42f No.2144887
>>2144885
But if you don't take your socks off how will you slurp the pus?
Slurp slurp slurp.
35b227 No.2144889
>>2144884
EEEeeeeeeehhh!
I hate that I am such a submissive, but grovelling is p hot 4 me to do. I h8 u but ilu2 night night!
d16576 No.2144890
>>2144889
Ok this is getting weird
Good night
14f79a No.2144891
plants are sleeping, I'm sleeping
nini thread <3
35b227 No.2144894
>>2144890
>>2144892
Yeah you are pretty weird. but I don't mind.
ba610d No.2144895
>>2144893
Both of my feet are fucked to shit, dude.
d16576 No.2144896
>>2144892
Am not
>>2144894
I AM NOT HOLY SHIT
08b42f No.2144897
>>2144895
Wash you damn feet.
35b227 No.2144899
>>2144896
I'm literally just fucking with you, LOL, calm down!
d16576 No.2144900
>>2144898
How do I even do that?
08b42f No.2144901
ba610d No.2144902
>>2144897
It was because my boots were filled with holes so all the oil would seep into them and soak my feet all day.
d16576 No.2144903
>>2144899
I WILL NOT CALM DOWN
35b227 No.2144904
>>2144903
I GOT NUNCHUCKS BITCH!
d16576 No.2144905
>>2144902
....what?
>>2144904
I HAVE A SICK ASS KNIFE
a85f04 No.2144907
>>2144895
get new shoes
merells are perfect
08b42f No.2144909
>>2144902
Yeah okay but
Wash your feet.
35b227 No.2144910
>>2144905
I HAVE LITERALLY 3 SICK ASS KNIFES AND I HAVE 2 ON ME AT ANY GIVEN GODDAMN TIME!
1dfe64 No.2144911
>>2144882
>>2144886
Both of these are true
d16576 No.2144912
>>2144906
SO HOSTILE
>>2144908
Wait, what? How does that prove anything?!
>>2144910
BUT MINE IS SICKER
ba610d No.2144913
>>2144905
The boots I had for work were torn to bits. The soles were worn out and so nothing was keeping the oil on the floor when I walked through spills from soaking the insides.
>>2144907
I got new shoes.
>>2144909
Will you lick them clean for me, daddy?
3ff955 No.2144914
>>2144912
It does't have to make sense, it's about magic!
35b227 No.2144915
>>2144912
IF ITS LESS THAN 3-4 INCHES THEN YO KNIFE DICK IS SHORTER THAN MY KNIFE DICK
d16576 No.2144916
>>2144913
Dude... buy new ones
>>2144914
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IN THE MAGIC
>>2144915
It's not
Suck it
08b42f No.2144917
>>2144911
Sure. Close your eyes and ignore the chainsaw-like noises.
3ff955 No.2144918
>>2144916
Then you must explode!
08b42f No.2144919
08b42f No.2144920
3ff955 No.2144921
Does anyone else remember Hazuki?
ba610d No.2144922
>>2144916
I literally just said that I did.
ba610d No.2144923
I somewhat recall the Alamo.
08b42f No.2144925
>>2144921
The tarot readings guy that used a lot of emoticons?
No. I don't.
d16576 No.2144926
>>2144918
Literally or metaphorically?
>>2144922
But how did you let it get to that point?
08b42f No.2144928
Squash buy new shoes.
Squash.
Squash buy some new shoes, dude.
35b227 No.2144929
>>2144916
Your insecurity is showing through your pathetic knife dicks.
FCK I gotta pass out but this ain't over. I'll meet you at the flagpole somewhere and we'll settle this man to man!
a85f04 No.2144930
>>2144913
ok so take care of urself and listen to ur body?
c00118 No.2144931
dis is my knife
but i also have a painted karambit
ba610d No.2144932
I HAVE ALREADY STATED THAT I BOUGHT NEW SHOES LITTERALLY NOT 10 MIN AGO
YOU PISS BLITHERING SHAVEN APES
>>2144926
I only had them a month. I just work a lot.
>>2144930
See above.
08b42f No.2144933
>>2144932
Squash your feet look hurt you should get new shoes.
08b42f No.2144934
>>2144927
I remember I didn't like him. I don't remember why.
c00118 No.2144935
ba610d No.2144936
>>2144933
I'm getting in my car and I'm going to drive to your house, go up to your room, and beat the ever loving shit out of you.
Don't fucking play with me, chuckle fuck. I contain the exact rage needed to end you.
ba610d No.2144937
I won't drive to Nezi though because he wants that.
35b227 No.2144938
>>2144931
Yo k-nif does not do maximum dmg. Better twist that shit if you ever in a life or death situation.
ba610d No.2144939
That bear is how I picture Grim as a furry honestly.
08b42f No.2144940
>>2144936
How the hell are you supposed to walk up the stairs in those whack-ass shoes?
3ff955 No.2144942
>>2144934
Weird as fuck. Given some of the people you seemed to have liked, it's odd you'd choose him to dislike.
To each their own. I was just going to tell people that he's doing rather well.
08b42f No.2144943
>>2144942
That's good I guess.
c00118 No.2144944
>>2144937
:(
>>2144938
it's not intended for self defense but it's better than nothing
I have a taser and a very large folding knife for self defense
ba610d No.2144945
>>2144940
You underestimate the amount of pain I can tolerate.
>>2144941
You goof.
ba610d No.2144946
Nezi is allowed to come visit if he wants though.
ba610d No.2144948
Drive to northern MO and then show me a snapshot of your GPS. I'll come pick you up from there.
Go to like, Omaha.
08b42f No.2144949
>>2144945
I'll go Macaulay Culkin on your ass.
c00118 No.2144951
>>2144948
>16 hour drive
ugh
ba610d No.2144953
>>2144951
I do that like, 6 times every year.
Step up your game.
>>2144952
08b42f No.2144956
>>2144955
Nah I'm done for the day
ba610d No.2144957
c00118 No.2144958
>>2144953
>$300 round trip for gas
not worth
ba610d No.2144959
>>2144958
Aren't your parents made of money?
3864b9 No.2144961
35b227 No.2144964
>>2144944
You best always be prepared!