08eb9a No.2142823
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Don't Be Salty Edition.
a2a4f5 No.2142826
a10827 No.2142827
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I CAN BE ANY CONDIMENT I PLEASE.
I'M THE SAUCIEST BITCH I KNOW.
08eb9a No.2142828
a10827 No.2142829
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THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE APE SHIT
a10827 No.2142830
>>2142828
Oh no!
I have been undone!
08eb9a No.2142831
HARAMBE? OR
HARAM BAE
WOKE
a10827 No.2142833
Soy sauce tastes salty.
So would you say the saltiest of all people are soy boys?
abc0c6 No.2142834
Brits are ruining animus
Ban them all
9c5a7f No.2142835
a10827 No.2142836
a10827 No.2142837
If you ban britfags, you'll ban loafie.
And loafie is such a princess I don't know why everyone bullies him.
a2a4f5 No.2142838
3fbdbf No.2142839
08eb9a No.2142840
I hate loafie almost as much as I hate loco.
0de38d No.2142843
Ban all western posters, slavic pride.
a2a4f5 No.2142844
a10827 No.2142845
>>2142842
So is liking traps.
08eb9a No.2142847
a10827 No.2142849
>>2142847
THEY HAVE A DICK. YOU'RE POUNDING PROSTATE. YOU'RE MILKING THE BOI JUICE GLAND! THAT'S GAY
a2a4f5 No.2142850
>>2142846
Better start soon or you'll need to catch up later
abc0c6 No.2142851
>>2142848
The one on the right looks like kanye
08eb9a No.2142852
>>2142849
No, you better shut up now, or else I am going to have to murder you.
abc0c6 No.2142853
>>2142850
I was promised a bottle but I have yet to receive it
a10827 No.2142854
>>2142851
Oh my god, he does as well, how could I not see this? Never gonna look at him the same way ever again.
>>2142848
I tried showing this to all my friends but they all poo-pood it.
0de38d No.2142855
>>2142851
I don't know any of your black apostles, stop
bb4bb6 No.2142856
Luna & Teo down.
Why on earth did they decided to make them inseparable is beyond me.
Moreover, it's a bit of a retcon because teostra and lunastra are supposed to HATE each other.
a2a4f5 No.2142857
>>2142853
Time to start kicking down some doors then
a10827 No.2142858
>>2142852
You couldn't murder a sandwich, pony breath.
a10827 No.2142859
>>2142852
I'm sorry Scoots, everytime I got a can in my hand I turn into a rambunctious asshole.
abc0c6 No.2142860
>>2142854
I always knew there was something about ye
He's a gay nigga from outterspace
a10827 No.2142862
Ok, so I clicked on the ad from 8chan that leads to Kanojotoys and they're selling' Room Fragrance Spray Japanese High School Girl's Bedroom Smell'.
What the fuck does a High School Girl's bedroom smell like even?
http://www.kanojotoys.com/room-fragrance-spray-japanese-high-school-girls-bedroom-smell-p-4101.html
08eb9a No.2142863
>>2142858
>>2142859
Wow that is it
im leaving forever
off to do other things actually
reeee
a10827 No.2142864
>>2142860
Probably married Kim Kardashian for cover.
And to think, I thought he went crazy cuz his mum died.
a10827 No.2142865
HAHA, THAT MAKES ME THE KING BRITFAG NOW~
ALL HAIL THE REIGN OF SCANNER!
abc0c6 No.2142866
>>2142864
No he's just insane
584edc No.2142867
a10827 No.2142868
Fuck me, they're selling Robotic masturbation handjob masturbots. Science has gone too far.
a10827 No.2142870
>>2142867
Oh my god I can't believe you actually listened to what I said. I'm flattered now. I always wanted a minion, and not those gay yellow things.
a10827 No.2142871
>Going down with the ship doesn't sound too bad if this Kraken Tentacle Girl Onahole from Ligre Japan will be waiting for you. Inspired by the incredible tentacle sex porn that Japan is infamous for, this fetish masturbator features an extra-tight tunnel filled to the brink with ribbed walls and a special vacuum pocket packed with "tentacles" that entangle and massage your cock just like in your favorite extreme anime or AV.
Wow they really know how to sell to their target market.
a10827 No.2142872
>>2142866
Wasn't he gonna make a videogame some point?
abc0c6 No.2142873
>>2142872
I can't imagine what it would be about
a10827 No.2142874
>>2142873
Googled it
>The first trailer for "Only One" was unveiled by Kanye West a year later during the Yeezy Season 3 fashion show and album listening party in New York City on February 11, 2016. At the time, West described the game as such: "The idea of the game is my mom traveling through the gates of Heaven."
See, I knew his mum dying made him crazy.
abc0c6 No.2142875
>>2142874
Sounds like a shit game
a10827 No.2142876
>>2142875
I know, right?
Said it was gonna be on mobile. I don't think console would touch that shit. If all fails, he can upload it to steam.
584edc No.2142877
>>2142870
don't get too used to it
a10827 No.2142878
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I'm in a party mood, shame that I don't have a party load of alcohol stocked. Just 5 cans of cider. Oh well, means I got work tomorrow.
>>2142877
Yes, heavy is the head that wears the crown.
To be honest, I always preferred to play as a fool rather than a king.
abc0c6 No.2142879
>>2142876
Who would play that
a10827 No.2142880
>>2142879
I'd play it, just to see how shit it is.
a10827 No.2142881
>>2142879
I hope it doesn't have some dumb price tag, I wouldn't pay £5 for such a game.
abc0c6 No.2142882
>>2142880
>>2142881
Knowing him it probably wouldn't be free
abc0c6 No.2142883
Or littered with pay to play content
a10827 No.2142884
>>2142882
>>2142883
Profiting off someone's death is always a touchy subject. I wonder how he'll respond to such criticism. I'd love to see the meltdown, though I did like Graduation.
584edc No.2142886
>>2142878
I think servant best describes me personally.
It's a pain anyways, you'd have to fight with Neko over ownership rights.
abc0c6 No.2142887
>>2142884
I haven't listened to that yet
abc0c6 No.2142888
>>2142886
Wat
I'm the pet I can't own anyone
a10827 No.2142890
>>2142886
Fuck it, I like to fight. I won't even fight for ownership, I'm a boistorious asshole who wants an adventure.
>>2142887
Graduation? It's ok.
abc0c6 No.2142891
>>2142889
Don't you want a kitten?
abc0c6 No.2142892
>>2142890
Rroyd says it's super good
584edc No.2142893
>>2142891
I've already got a big loud cat I don't need a kitten too
abc0c6 No.2142894
>>2142893
Fine then you can be my kitty
a10827 No.2142895
>>2142892
Who is Rroyd? And apparently I need to fight you for the ownership of one of your servants.
Just let me get ready. Sippy for a tilly.
abc0c6 No.2142896
>>2142895
Rroyd is Lloyd
And no he's mine
584edc No.2142897
>>2142894
W-What's the benefits?
abc0c6 No.2142898
>>2142897
I dunno
What do you want?
584edc No.2142899
>>2142898
Gonna need food and water twice a day, a bowl of milk as a treat, at least 2 hours worth of total petting and a guaranteed place to sleep at the foot of the bed
a10827 No.2142900
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Learning about Erin's rich heritage of wankers. We call Neds, Chavs. Don't know the American version of a chav.
>>2142896
Yeah, I downplayed Graduation, it is really good. And I don't care much about your harem, I just like shit stirring.
abc0c6 No.2142901
>>2142899
I'm sure I could do all that but I like when my kitties sleep all snuggled up with me
584edc No.2142902
>>2142901
I-I think we could work something out..
abc0c6 No.2142903
>>2142900
I don't have a harem
abc0c6 No.2142904
>>2142902
Good boy
So whatcha up to today?
a10827 No.2142905
>>2142903
You know what I mean, I just like making assumptions. You have minions and I want them. >_<
abc0c6 No.2142906
>>2142905
You can have the meido minion from despicable me
584edc No.2142907
>>2142904
Oh just cleaning and vidya, how bout you?
abc0c6 No.2142908
>>2142907
Playing Vidya myself
Though I am watching right now
What are you playing
584edc No.2142909
>>2142908
World of Warships with my buddy
0de38d No.2142910
I need to wake up in 7:30, that awful
abc0c6 No.2142911
>>2142909
That game huh.
I dunno anybody irl that plays it
584edc No.2142912
>>2142911
It's not very popular.. and the balance is kinda terrible.
What are you playing?
0de38d No.2142913
abc0c6 No.2142914
>>2142912
Chivalry
It's like medieval cowwadooty
At least that's how I see it
584edc No.2142915
>>2142914
Oh hey, I used to play a lot of FFA in that game. Fisting knighty boys as MAA while listening to Initial D is some good shit.
>>2142913
That me but also on fire and flooding
a10827 No.2142916
>>2142906
Fucking ew.
Anyway, how be you? I just got nagged to fuck by my mum and it has killed my buzz.
abc0c6 No.2142917
>>2142915
I never really played it before
It's pretty fun
I'm getting kinda sleepy tho I might need a nap
584edc No.2142918
>>2142917
Aha, sleep tight then kyofren.
abc0c6 No.2142920
>>2142918
I didn't say I was going
W-What a naughty kitty tho posting such things at me
584edc No.2142922
>>2142920
Ah, I just figured you were.
And what's wrong..? You're not some kinda perv, right...?
584edc No.2142924
>>2142923
Oh thank goodness, I don't know what I'd do if you were.
abc0c6 No.2142925
>>2142924
Y-yeah.. I dunno either
584edc No.2142926
>>2142925
You on the left?
584edc No.2142928
>>2142927
I'll take that as a yes.
584edc No.2142930
>>2142929
Not if you enjoy it, perv.
abc0c6 No.2142931
>>2142930
You're lucky I do
abc0c6 No.2142934
>>2142932
What is that manga
a10827 No.2142936
>>2142932
I want to know where this magic is too.
584edc No.2142938
>>2142931
M-Mind if I ask what about feet appeals to you?
a10827 No.2142940
>>2142939
>>2142937
Thanks Machinae, I'll always remember this.
2a6be0 No.2142941
>>2142937
>>2142939
your soul truly is pure, may you go in heaven
a10827 No.2142943
I'm losing steam, I need fuel for this hungry locomotive.
>>2142942
How be you, Machinae? I believe we haven't talked much.
a10827 No.2142945
2a6be0 No.2142947
>>2142942
How be you, Machinae? I believe we haven't talked much.
>>2142944
if it has a dick im on board
bb4bb6 No.2142948
>>2142943
I be fine. How about you? Are you comfy?
bb4bb6 No.2142949
>>2142947
You're already done jerking it to crossdressers peeing?
a10827 No.2142951
>>2142948
I'm fine, I went to see the lake district. It was this big fuck off lake in the middle of nowhere. Ate a fancy scotch egg and a fancy sausage roll. I wish I had more alcohol.
I'm the only Britfag left so I feel I have to shitpost the best on behalf of my nationality. But I'm a rambunctious mess and want to make every shitpost the best in the world.
I'd kill to be comfy, I have this gnawing yearning in the depths of my soul.
2a6be0 No.2142952
>>2142949
im a quick and efficient man
>>2142950
then it is a good catboy
a10827 No.2142953
a10827 No.2142954
I want to rock harder than granite.
I want to roll better than a locomotive.
There is little I can do;
but weave art with interaction.
The SCANNER will see you now.
a10827 No.2142955
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Poetry is just a way to instill, compact and compile information in few sentences. How to tie emotion into a tiny little box.
Listening to this, by the way. Hope you get domina and enjoy it as much as I have.
bb4bb6 No.2142956
>>2142951
Lakes are good.
I wish you were the only one left, permanently.
Comf when?
>>2142952
Emphasis on quick.
>>2142955
I'm enjoying this band more and more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqoyKzgkqR4
2a6be0 No.2142957
>>2142956
e f f i c i e n t
a10827 No.2142959
>>2142956
Listening to it now.
I'm liking it.
I don't think I'll ever be comfy. It's just something I never achieved. I'm an anxious person.
Why me over Scoots and Loafie? They're good posters too you know.
2a6be0 No.2142960
>>2142958
why are you bullying me, i did nothing to you daddy
a10827 No.2142961
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>>2142956
Oh, and here;s a song I love.
bb4bb6 No.2142962
>>2142959
So am I.
There's comfiness in anxiety.
Scoot is not a good poster. Loafie is alright I guess.
>>2142960
Stop calling me daddy.
>>2142961
I think I heard that one before. It's nice.
The thumbnail reminded me of this, which unironically is a good song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOFdNm500EE
e6d1f4 No.2142963
>Scoot is not a good poster.
Speak for yourself
bb4bb6 No.2142964
What makes you think I wasn't?
2a6be0 No.2142965
>>2142962
you have too many names for me Machi
e6d1f4 No.2142967
>>2142964
That's a cute image.
a10827 No.2142970
>>2142962
Feels like how I feel now.
Not sure if I should go to bed now or not.
a10827 No.2142972
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Liatening to this, not sure if I should go to bed or rise to glory.
bb4bb6 No.2142973
>>2142967
Hm.
>>2142969
I only have one name for you, baka.
>>2142970
I still have stuff to do in MHW. But bedtime is drawing close.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3ken_aH550
a10827 No.2142974
Fuck it, I can get drunk and post another day.
I will be back tommorow, and will cause so much... I don't know what I cause but I will cause it! >w<
2a6be0 No.2142975
>>2142973
Baka it is then, you can call me Ama or Faguette
a10827 No.2142976
>>2142973
Post me this song tomorrow and I'll weave you into my nonsense. I aim to get drunk tomorrow, but tonight is a day of rest.
a10827 No.2142977
e6d1f4 No.2142978
>>2142973
Oh, hello Tracer :^)
bb4bb6 No.2142979
>>2142974
>>2142976
>>>>>>>>>/bed/
>>2142975
You'll always be baka koishi.
>>2142978
Hello Wish.
2a6be0 No.2142980
>>2142979
i can live with that
7aec47 No.2142982
>>2142971
Not clicking that.
e6d1f4 No.2142985
>>2142979
Who the fuk is Wish?
bb4bb6 No.2142987
>>2142983
How oishi, koishi.
>>2142985
Are you ashamed of your name?
72ed9a No.2142988
>>2142986
yep. click it. it's good. great charitable stuff.
e6d1f4 No.2142989
>>2142987
Is it my birth name? 🤔
e6d1f4 No.2142991
>>2142990
Well yes, me Wish.
e6d1f4 No.2142993
>>2142992
Really great and funny original joke :)
c4683a No.2142994
>>2142993
Just like most of yours, you two will get along .
e6d1f4 No.2142997
>>2142996
The only joke I know is my life
bb4bb6 No.2142998
>>2142993
What makes you think it was a joke?
e6d1f4 No.2142999
>>2142998
I'll never understand western humour.
ed51f1 No.2143000
>>2142999
You post the best stuff, Wish.
bb4bb6 No.2143001
>>2142999
Witnessed.
Since I don't even know what "western humour" means, I'm not the person fit for explaining it to you.
c4683a No.2143002
>>2142997
But that's neither funny nor original.
a2a4f5 No.2143003
e6d1f4 No.2143004
>>2143001
It's like, hey I'm actually Japanese btw so everything else is western :^)
>>2143002
O
bb4bb6 No.2143007
>>2143003
MEDIOCRE!
>>2143004
Give me an example of japanese humour.
2a6be0 No.2143011
>>2143006
they look sick
>>2143008
but those aren't dicks, they're grenade launchers!
e6d1f4 No.2143013
>>2143010
It translates to "you are no longer alive" xDDDD
a2a4f5 No.2143014
GOOD MOOOOOOORNING VIETNAM!
e6d1f4 No.2143015
bb4bb6 No.2143016
>>2143012
Hello slovakia. I am croatia.
>>2143013
To be more accurate, it's ""you are no longer alive xDDDD".
ed51f1 No.2143017
>>2143011
They still make an explosion though!
7510c7 No.2143019
e6d1f4 No.2143020
>>2143016
To be most accurate, there aren't 3 quotation marks :^)
2a6be0 No.2143021
>>2143017
LLEN is superior
bb4bb6 No.2143022
>>2143020
My ww hole is full
ed51f1 No.2143023
>>2143021
You're not wrong, qt.
e6d1f4 No.2143026
>>2143025
What does a lol hole look like?
2a6be0 No.2143027
>>2143023
my qt-meter is incredibly accurate, qt
ed51f1 No.2143029
>>2143027
I'll be the judge of that! Appointed by no one in particular, you just sort of sign up on a form online and they give you this paper saying now you are a judge of 'that'.
That varies.
How are you doing though~?
>>2143028
Hii
bb4bb6 No.2143030
>>2143026
I only know what loli holes look like.
a2a4f5 No.2143031
2a6be0 No.2143032
>>2143028
hello ?
>>2143029
you can't judge me, i post anime girls
i'm fine, did nothing noteworthy all day and hopefully i make it change soon
how's you fellow canada
e6d1f4 No.2143033
>>2143030
I'm calling the police.
ed51f1 No.2143034
>>2143031
Herro herro, moshi desu ne kawaii
>>2143032
I'm doing pretty decent in comparison to most days. I do hope things get really fun for you soon fellow leaf! ♥
e6d1f4 No.2143036
>>2143035
No, that's an awful meme.
a2a4f5 No.2143037
bb4bb6 No.2143038
>>2143036
Much unlike calling the police is.
7510c7 No.2143039
I wouldn't mind the Lolice coming for me
2a6be0 No.2143040
>>2143034
it's just me choosing to not do fun things, brought this upon myself
you know how you wish you did something else but you keep doing nothing because it's easier?
bb4bb6 No.2143041
>>2143039
I wouldn't mind the lolis coming for me either
c4683a No.2143042
Yes hi Duke
>>2143028
Yes hi
>>2143016
What's up Croatia
a2a4f5 No.2143043
>>2143041
>loli centaurs
What new level of degeneracy is this
Next they'll have dicks
7510c7 No.2143044
>>2143041
Only 2D though
3D children are the worst
>>2143042
You're up late
7510c7 No.2143046
>>2143045
Or are you up early
bb4bb6 No.2143047
>>2143042
Nothing much. Going to watch random videos until I'm bored and go to sleep.
>>2143043
It's not new, it's in my sixth random folder out of 27.
Are centaur dicks between the hind legs or the front legs?
>>2143044
I agree. Children are irredeemable cunts.
7510c7 No.2143048
>>2143047
Back legs, their lower half is horse, and horses have their dicks at the back legs
bb4bb6 No.2143049
>>2143048
If they are truly half horse, then it should be halfway in the middle.
Or two cocks.
ed51f1 No.2143050
>>2143037
Wassup?
>>2143040
Yuh, I know the feel. Sadly.
7510c7 No.2143051
>>2143049
The half that is human, is true to human anatomy. Same goes for the horse half
399608 No.2143052
>>2143051
Does that mean they have two hearts and one and a half livers?
bb4bb6 No.2143054
>>2143051
So does the human half, for example, have ovaries that lead to nowhere?
How do we reconcile the muscle structure, spine, digestive system?
7510c7 No.2143055
>>2143052
Two stomachs, yada yada
Probably
7510c7 No.2143056
>>2143054
The ovaries are below the line that it changes from human to horse, so I doubt it
a2a4f5 No.2143057
>>2143047
Traditionally it's the hind legs so
>>2143050
Still sick... Still not having fun. You?
bb4bb6 No.2143058
>>2143056
So how tf does the spine work
and the pelvis
>>2143057
^
ed51f1 No.2143060
>>2143053
It'll get better :c
>>2143057
Got a cold?
I am just relaxing right now mostly
2a6be0 No.2143061
>>2143060
i want to impregnate her
and do get better
2a6be0 No.2143064
if you have a loli why bother having fapping material
>>2143063
see you tomorrow
ed51f1 No.2143065
>>2143061
She is legal so. :^)
abc0c6 No.2143066
Damn I ended up passing out
a2a4f5 No.2143068
>>2143060
I think maybe like strep throat...
ed51f1 No.2143069
>>2143066
Got too tired?
>>2143067
>>2143068
Oh gosh that blows, please do take care and make sure to see the doctor Colbs!
abc0c6 No.2143070
>>2143069
Guess so
I don't remember falling asleep
ed51f1 No.2143071
>>2143070
Stop pulling those all nighters! Silly neko.
2a6be0 No.2143072
>>2143070
didn't you go for a nap?
>>2143069
72ed9a No.2143075
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2a6be0 No.2143076
>>2143074
understandable have a good day
how was the sleep anyway
ed51f1 No.2143077
>>2143072
>>2143074
Hmmm, I'll believe you for now!
a2a4f5 No.2143078
>>2143069
I don't believe in doctors
I'll let my body take care of it
abc0c6 No.2143081
>>2143076
So good I can't even remember it
abc0c6 No.2143082
>>2143077
How are you doing eba
ed51f1 No.2143084
>>2143078
Sounds like a bad choice, my dude.
>>2143080
>>2143082
I'm doing decently enough, how about you~?
2a6be0 No.2143085
>>2143081
just like how i lost my virginity
>>2143084
abc0c6 No.2143086
>>2143084
Sleepy and annoyed
Also dreading having to go to work tomorrow
a2a4f5 No.2143088
>>2143084
Eh, I can at least milk sympathy from it longer ;)
abc0c6 No.2143090
>>2143085
Oh dear
That's no fun
a2a4f5 No.2143091
>>2143089
Sick,slowly dying, the usual
You?
ed51f1 No.2143094
>>2143085
I do not follow this one.
>>2143086
Welp, can't rest anymore to at least help with the sleepiness? Not sure what could help the annoyed part...
>>2143087
Not a lot!
>>2143088
Fair enough lol
abc0c6 No.2143095
>>2143094
If my kyoukofren comes back
4cd86d No.2143096
>>2143091
hey yea yanno... same shit different day.
living the dream, 'murica
...its not that bad really 'cept people being assholes.
speaking of
I uhh posted your fucking balls again yesterday
4cd86d No.2143097
>>2143094
hell yes, this is the best kind of whats up...
2a6be0 No.2143098
>>2143090
alcohol is fun
>>2143094
>pillow talk
a2a4f5 No.2143099
>>2143094
*milks your delicious, delicious sympathy*
>>2143096
That's basically all the problems humanity has boiled into one cohesive statement
ed51f1 No.2143100
>>2143095
I am sure they will return sooner or later, everyone does.
>>2143097
Is it? lol
>>2143098
Ooooooh.
Makes sense now!
>>2143099
*Sympathies a ton*
4cd86d No.2143101
>>2143099
look at this morose motherfucker right here...
whatre you sick of?
strep, really?
ima get a damn voilin
current theory: overstretched by the dick
srsly dont die, take your antibiotics already
feel better...
abc0c6 No.2143102
>>2143098
It is
>>2143100
Not soon enough
4cd86d No.2143103
>>2143100
well yea!
sloth is like my specialty...
4cd86d No.2143106
oreo ice cream sounds amazing right now...
a2a4f5 No.2143107
>>2143100
*gulps it down*
>>2143101
SAMA PLS IT HURTS
72ed9a No.2143108
>>2143106
peanut butter cup oreo blizzard.
4cd86d No.2143109
>>2143107
try chloroseptic spray... or shots of jager...
(you)
(you) (you) (you)
(SYMPATHY INTENSIFIES)
(you)
(you) (you) (you)
4cd86d No.2143110
>>2143108
with extra whipped cream...
72ed9a No.2143111
>>2143110
sounds like tomorrow will have to be a DQ visit. You're probably on eastern time too and it's too late tonight.
4cd86d No.2143112
>>2143111
....central
and i get the stuff from the store. bryers or blue bunny. occasional ben and jerrys
ed47ee No.2143113
Is a duck's asshole water tight?
abc0c6 No.2143114
>>2143113
They have corkscrew cocks
72ed9a No.2143115
>>2143112
Then you can make what you want and when you want since some stores are open all night.
ed51f1 No.2143117
>>2143102
Do you know who the Kyouko poster is?
>>2143103
Sloth is pretty great!
>>2143104
Take care! ♥
>>2143107
Good boy.
abc0c6 No.2143119
>>2143116
Pigs are super gross anyway
4cd86d No.2143120
>>2143115
i make a pretty killer homemade peanut butter icecream
>>2143117
its almost a full time job
ed47ee No.2143121
>>2143119
That's a texas-sized 10-4.
72ed9a No.2143122
>>2143120
Now that sounds excellent. I love peanut butter anything almost.
abc0c6 No.2143123
>>2143117
Some new person that comes in to steal my pics. I don't know them that well but I wanna
4cd86d No.2143125
>>2143122
ikr... i cant understand why some folks dont like it
a2a4f5 No.2143126
ed47ee No.2143127
>>2143124
A....texas sized 10-4?
A large roger?
A huge affirmative?
A state-sized acknowledgement of one's own mortality?
Ok maybe not the last one.
4cd86d No.2143128
its like an alaskan 10-20...
abc0c6 No.2143129
>>2143127
Put the camera down!!!
4cd86d No.2143130
ed47ee No.2143131
>>2143129
But I want a picture!!!!
>>2143128
Well that one I have never heard of.
ed47ee No.2143132
I mean, the 10-20 code is a call for location.....
I don't know of any 10-100.
abc0c6 No.2143133
>>2143131
No I don't like being on camera
4cd86d No.2143134
>>2143131
10-20 was location.... i meant 10-100
i am not above toilet humor
ed47ee No.2143135
>>2143133
Alright alright.
I need to get my kilt bod back myself.
>>2143134
Out using restroom?
ed51f1 No.2143136
>>2143120
I wish it could pay. lol
>>2143123
Ooooh, I am surprised we get new people still. I hope they show up very soon for ya.
>>2143126
72ed9a No.2143137
>>2143125
craziness. they need some pills to normal and decent humans.
4cd86d No.2143138
>>2143135
thats a good copy
>>2143136
please... being lackadaisical is a labor of love. not even a tax write off.
4cd86d No.2143141
>>2143137
the allergy people get a pass, everyone gets force fed til they like it
ed47ee No.2143143
>>2143138
Make some brown sausage, good buddy.
>>2143140
Yeah....I have a little beer belly growing.
abc0c6 No.2143144
>>2143143
That's another reason I don't like beer I don't wanna get fat
2a6be0 No.2143145
you know what they say, erotic asphyxiation
is very safe and worth it
ed51f1 No.2143146
>>2143138
Tell that to reaction youtube channels and twitch thots :^)
>>2143139
>>2143142
Try baiting them with Kyouko posts!
4cd86d No.2143147
>>2143143
im posting from the throne, hows that make you feel?
ed47ee No.2143148
>>2143144
Meh, it isn't the beer. It is me eating a bit too much and doing less work now that I am a manager.
>>2143145
If I am going to die, I will do it with a smile on my face and my dick in my hand.
>>2143147
I feels perfectly fine. Though I would worry that you might be spending too much time straining instead of just getting the job done and moving on.
72ed9a No.2143149
>>2143141
exactly. or until they get the allergy.
4cd86d No.2143150
>>2143146
i dont think i want to... someone would get mad and flame me, then id have to deal with that.
its all just so hard
4cd86d No.2143151
>>2143148
YOU CANT RUSH ART!
2a6be0 No.2143152
>>2143148
and a noose around my neck
4cd86d No.2143153
>>2143149
5lbs each should do it
ed47ee No.2143154
>>2143151
YOU CAN FUCK UP YOUR SHARTS BY SITTING FOR 30 MINUTES WHEN IT SHOULD TAKE YOU 5!
I'm just worried about your sphincter, man.
>>2143152
Na, I am more a belt kinda guy.
abc0c6 No.2143155
>>2143146
I'm sure they would have popped back out by now
abc0c6 No.2143156
>>2143148
Gotta stay in shape!
4cd86d No.2143157
>>2143154
jesus... fine
ima wrap it up already
72ed9a No.2143158
>>2143153
They might try to wear it though like this girl. Might have to tie them down first.
ed51f1 No.2143159
>>2143150
True story.
>Copy strike
God, her accent kills me.
>>2143155
True. Maybe just busy tonight given the end of the weekend.
ed47ee No.2143160
>>2143156
Yeah, I know....
This is just a little shock to the system. I was used to dumping like 3500-4000 calories a day with as much work as I did. Now it is probably more like 2500-3000.
>>2143157
You're the best, boo.
4cd86d No.2143161
>>2143158
goddam... it was worth every second. she needed more than 1 jar for maximum coverage
>>2143160
i even washed my hands
ed47ee No.2143162
>>2143161
Well now you're just overhandeling it.
abc0c6 No.2143163
>>2143159
Yeah I wish it was Longer though
>>2143160
What do you eat a lot
ed51f1 No.2143164
>>2143163
Same. ;-;
If only such a wish could be granted.
72ed9a No.2143165
>>2143161
yep. there is a part 2. this is it. KEK
she probably should have gotten another jar before starting.
ed47ee No.2143166
>>2143163
My diet is rather shit, honestly.
I basically survive on a pizza a day plus other shit throughout depending on if I am rather hungry.
Pizza is about 1800 calories. I usually drink a decent amount of milk as well. So....yeah....
4cd86d No.2143167
>>2143159
i follow several tech channels... thio joe is the fucking worst
linus is a close second
"hold my beer while i show off this $10,000 computah you'll never afford that isnt even for sale and force feed you my fucking sponsor"
24f55c No.2143168
Requesting lover who will give me affection in exchange for me doing their house work and cooking and giving them sexual favors.
abc0c6 No.2143170
>>2143164
Rub a genie and make a wish
abc0c6 No.2143171
4cd86d No.2143172
>>2143165
lol its still worth it
>>2143162
but i didnt wipe off my laptop
abc0c6 No.2143173
>>2143166
So unhealth
You need more veggies and fruits
ed47ee No.2143174
WTS one overly attached woman. Cheap. PST.
>>2143172
Uh...dude
>>2143173
Na, man. That is the food that my food eats. I'd rather eat a good steak. Or pork chop.
abc0c6 No.2143175
>>2143174
No steak or pork for me plz
4cd86d No.2143176
>>2143174
whatever, i know where my hands have been...
24f55c No.2143177
WTB recently singled alcoholic love bug.
ed47ee No.2143178
>>2143175
But meat is soooo good.....
How about a perfect bacon cheeseburger??
>>2143176
That is exactly what I worry about. I bet you wiped with dry toilet paper too, huh? Just smear that shit, don't clean it.
4cd86d No.2143179
>>2143168
come clean my house... thats it
keep your hands to yourself and stay on your side
24f55c No.2143180
>>2143179
I'll do it nude.
66d1db No.2143181
ed47ee No.2143182
LF large supply of free alcohol. Will do mouth favors for food/alcohol.
4cd86d No.2143184
>>2143178
a combination of dry and baby wipes...
i should get a nicely refreshed sphincter award
399608 No.2143189