/animus/ - Avatarfag Circlejerk

>>2117968

and that part at 3:48 sweet jesus

the bucket has no chill

>>2117969

I talked about windows, not about whole computer

>>2117952

oh :(

>>2117955

when is eva 4.44?

>>2117973

"Program explosion" is a fatal error

>>2117974

>if work is cheesey, stay for easy money

>if work sucks, go home early

never commit to a full shift on a weekend day or holiday

tfw got stuck in the previous thread

>>2117979

;~; you arent commited?

<if work is cheesey, stay for easy money

<if work sucks, go home early

dropping one last buckethead track before work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkBfCE0QdLc

>>2117983

i'm 100% committed

well if you put in for 8 hours and work sucks, guess what, your day will suck

i sign up for "at least 6" so i can still go home should things turn into desk flipping mayhem

IF U A HO LEAVE WORK EARLY LOL

>>2117985

huh? what do you mean?

O_O

>>2117989

dont leave early ;~;

that's a really nice filter you got there maddie

>>2117992

gotta do the thing

adios

rough day

maybe gym will get my mind off things

>>2117997

roll with me desu :3

>>2117995

u_u

>>2118000

im not strong enough ;~;

>>2118002

luka is stronk

>>2118003

how?

Any time I'm upset or crummy I come here.

>>2118005

you're not alone ;~:

>>2118004

with the cute outlook and stuff

I come here then remember I only talk to like 3 people and leave without posting, but my buddy Bard is here so I can post.

>>2118007

im happy when you are around too!

>>2118005

It's a great place to improve the mood, really.

>>2118008

It's like an awkward house party

my feet hurt

>>2118012

Why do your feet hut?

>>2118010

Luka makes scoot smile, luka a cute! and is a good healer

>>2118011

In the same way a zoo is.

Goodnight

>>2118014

too bad it not easy to get potg as her anymore lol

>>2118013

because I wish I was at home...........

you up to much fun today kissy?

all memes aside i am kinda sore today

lil hungry too but ill get food before too long

only have about an hour before work : (

>>2118021

>>2118025

moira super strong!!!

:O

>>2118027

i took this pretty screenshot of the main menu screen!

yeah i take moira as a second healer when i see a light healer on the team like birg or zen

so i can harras a enemy barier team with my zap orb!

>>2118026

>50 elims

Jesus was this a bot game

>>2118020

I need to finish cleaning my room. Like really badly need to finish. Other than that I'll make dinner later and take a shower at some point but that's a usual part of day.

>>2118028

Mercy is CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

>>2118034

Daaaaaamn you nasty.....

>>2118036

It's less that and more just the cables and books and things from my closet sitting around my room watiting to be sorted and thrown away / put away

the past few days of rollling I've learned something new and cool to help pass guard

to pass someone's guard you need to get past their legs which is harder than it sounds so engaging from the ground ill grab a foot and move it under the other leg, then i'll grab the opposite foot and pull it down on top so the first foot is tucked into the leg

that way when I hold the second foot, the first foot is trapped and can't move and I can start to pass

it sounds like common sense but it is really cool to me rn

>>2118037

no.....my room is clean.......

>>2118039

I have no idea wtf you just said, but good for you.

>>2118040

Prove it, right now.

>>2118038

cables are so hard to make look decent

It'll be cozy once it's done anyways

you have windows in your room or are you a darkie

>>2118041

i only have my laptop and my room is very small so I'm unable to take much of a picture..

>>2118043

Uh huh.

>>2118042

There's a window but I keep it covered.

>>2118045

i've been going covered myself for a looong time but it got too hot so i opened it all up and now i start waking up super early and i hate it.....

>>2118047

The light is the enemy of a maiden's fair skin.

*Shoots up the thread*

This is America

>>2118051

PUT THE GUN DOWN

>>2118053

GOOD MORNING!!!

>>2118052

Hush. If you have nothing nice to say say nothing.

>>2118054

You'll never take me alive

>>2118056

DON'T SHOOT OR I'LL OPEN FIRE

>>2118055

95% of my social interactions would stop if that was a law or etiquette.

>>2118057

>>2118059

heh

have a great day kissy i gotta go to work

gym was a good idea

nini anime friends

>>2118035

If she can suck it well then it won't matter

Nya

>>2118070

>>2118071

What's going on

>>2118073

Robots, and falling asleep.

Kitkat?

>>2118075

When you die and get reincarnated in the horse girl timeline.

So grab the bleach, and practice your knots.

>>2118079

Remember the hangman's formula is 1260 divided by your weight in pounds to get the proper drop distance.

>>2118078

Anyone who tries is getting cheffed the fuck up

>>2118081

Try not to mug and rape anyone on your way home*

>>2118082

Well what good is that for you.

>>2118083

I'm not like that lol

>ロリコン

God I wish that were me.

>ロリコン

God I wish that were me.

>>2118084

How does that even...

>>2118085

You must, it's in you.

Wherever you are, you must also rape.

>>2118088

It would not be enjoyable to me if they didn't enjoy it

>>2118087

Shut up pedo.

>>2118089

You asked a question, I gave an answer, then all I get is verbal abuse!

>>2118090

But you'd still do it.

hello

Sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

>>2118096

Your place or mine?

>>2118092

I'm too much of a sub to rape anything

>>2118093

I should consider it lucky to get any interaction out of you, but yeah that's about par for the course.

>>2118094

Hello.

>>2118098

Nice. Can I rape you then?

>>2118098

Shut up and rape spec.

>>2118099

Noty

>>2118100

Noty

>>2118101

Completely necessary given the circumstances.

I mean if we really gotta spell it out, yeah.

>>2118102

>>2118102

You don't get a choice.

>>2118097

35.658981, 139.745057

>>2118104

Who's gonna make me

>>2118099

yes hi there spec

what should we talk aboot

>>2118107

I am. And if need be, I'll make you bloody and blue, gagged and bound.

>>2118109

Oops, I forgot to turn off my VPN.

>>2118106

As penance for your sins.

>>2118110

Probably not much because I'm gonna leave after like the next post.

>>2118112

You don't know me, step off.

>>2118115

Well yeah, but I can see a dick in a mouth just as good as anyone else can.

>>2118118

Good fetish.

>>2118118

Then do as your told and rape spec.

>>2118119

What a pervert.

Oh and totally. I mean I'm not gay or anything, but I will suck a niggas dick. But not like gay. I am gonna suck da dick though.

>>2118122

Enjoy your sleep, sqaw peek

Dying

>>2118126

Remember, down the road, not across the street.

>>2118115

ok

>>2118128

How are you Nezi-kittens?

>>2118130

I am the boss of you. Say that again and I will break your jaw.

>>2118131

No you're not

>>2118132

I swear to all that is Mandy and Right that I will dislocate your jaw so all you can do is gum Spectre's cock.

>>2118133

Fair enough.

>>2118134

I don't think this is my fetish anymore

>>2118136

Good. No remember this the next time you think you deserve to be slapped around.

>>2118137

I am sure I would win anyway

>>2118138

I would highly doubt it. Unless you are 6'5" and bench all day long.

>>2118129

frustrating day but I did my best with what I was given, and I'm happy with that

kinda worn out tbh

how are you doing?

>>2118139

I dunno I'm pretty strong

#doublebestsarebestposts

>>2118140

You know that is how I have been feeling for the past couple weeks. Feels good to feel good about the work you do.

I'm doing pretty good, honestly. Knocked out something like 1,600 cases with a driver today so I feel pretty good. Not exactly tired, but accomplished. Now I am drinking. On vacation.

What you got planned?

>>2118141

Define pretty strong. Because I know what the average man considers strong, and it is weak as shit.>>2118141

>>2118130

How's mi amor today?

>>2118142

cases? you do some kind of delivery?

I'm doing nothing right now, waiting on job to let me know when my training day is to start, and still getting over strep so nothing too fun until i'm better

good work mate

>>2118144

Yeah basically. I work in the beer industry. I don't drive a truck, but I do help put away the beer that gets dropped off at grocery stores, corner stores, gas stations. Fun stuff.

What kinda job you starting? Also, strep throat is a bitch. I had my tonsils out as a kid because of it.

but weight loss is going stroooooooooong

keto diet works

>>2118146

Nice. Keep after it! Just make sure it learn and enforce good eating habits on the way! That is the most important thing when it comes to maintaining.

>fucked at doctors office

>fucked at tire shop

i can't wait to go to another business and get fucked

at least the tire shop used a rubber AHAHAHA GET IT IT'S FUNNY CAUSE TIRES XD

>>2118145

pays pretty decent but not too insane i bet right?

same old stinky valet job, but I need work ASAP cause i've spent so much money lately with tuition and stuff

>>2118147

yeah I've learned a lot

forcing small portions to eat things in moderation

exercising daily

etc

as long as I check weight periodically I should be fine, just gotta kick it in gear if it's going up again

>>2118148

Pay is actually fairly decent, honestly. Considering I am essentially still grunt. I will make more when I move into sales.

Oh man, tuition is never fun. And all the books and shit that come with it. I hate it. What are you studying?

>>2118150

ughhh don't remind me i haven't bought books yet...

just getting my Associate's degree, nothing specific yet

sales seems not fun to me as an introvert

>>2118151

Don't you have to get your Associates in something though?

Yeah, I am an introvert too. But sales isn't bad. Just gotta go in and sell in what the store will sell out. Plus a little cushion to hit your bonuses.

>>2118152

nah you can do general ed for your major i guess

if anything i'll have enough credits in enough areas to specialize in something if i really had to, maybe with an extra class or so

I've taken a ton of different classes cause i didn't know what i wanted to do

god i wish my belly button was more elliptical like this

mine is just kinda round and normal like that girl in your image

>hear discord notification sound

>no notification on any server

this has happened a few times lately and I'm getting annoyed

ANOTHER ONE

TWO IN A MINUTE

REEEEEEEEE

>>2118153

Nezi. Why do you want your belly button to be elliptical?

Also, check discord.

>>2118155

elliptical/oval belly buttons are hot

see peegirl's tummy for example

also i figured out the discord thing it was a dumb pubg admin tripping over his own feet

>>2118156

I'm not sure I have seen peegirl's tummy.

But that doesn't really answer the question to much. I mean, I don't particularly find an elliptical belly button on a guy to be hot. I guess that isn't surprising though.

>>2118142

Never mind

>>2118157

why would it be less hot on a guy vs a girl lol

certain features are nice on either gender

>>2118158

Why nevermind??1

>>2118159

I don't know. I suppose maybe i don't really notice the belly button on guys. I suppose if I had to really look, I would likely be more interested in pecs or beard. Probably beard.

>>2118161

blech

i don't like either of those

>>2118163

i don't like posting people's pics without permission, or even w/ permission if they aren't here

your mom's a guy

i hate waiting for important things, i get so anxious

i have tons of patience if it's something mundane though .-.

>>2118164

>Not liking beards

We simply can no longer be friends.

Also, yeah, my mom probably is a guy.

>>2118166

ok look i like beards, and i personally think i look better with one than without

but, I don't like fuuuull beards ya know, if it's too thick i'm not really a huge fan

>>2118161

How strong are you?

>>2118168

like this is pretty close to what i like, maybe a bit less

>>2118167

We still can't be friends. Give me beard or give me death.

>>2118168

Not terribly. Just fairly. I throw around beer all day. Cases, kegs, and such. Helps maintain a basic level of strength. I just know how weak most people are nowadays. You ask them to lift up a keg and they struggle.

>>2118170

That isn't even anything. You are gay.

>>2118169

I wonder what those are used for? part of large engines for ships maybe?

>>2118172

i'm not gay i'm BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>2118173

i've lived close to tracks for almost all my life. they look a lot like train wheels. maybe not but i'm almost certain.

>>2118173

Still pretty gay.

Also, it looks like a train axle to me.

>>2118174

>>2118175

hmm yeah train wheel/axle is probably right, it's on some small tracks on the ground to transport them easily i guess

good call

>>2118177

Alright. You have my attention.

>>2118173

>I wonder what those are used for

Trains mostly.

>>2118179

>mostly

It is the obscure uses for them that I am interested in. Please enlighten us.

konnichiwa bitches

>>2118180

Sweet gainz.

See above.

i for one welcome our new redheaded big tittied overlords...

>>2118176

unfortunately, i've seen bodies of people that went around gates too, in my yard and close by. Luckily not all the bodies from all the accidents. Luckily not the bodies that got dragged down the tracks either.

>>2118182

You know how heavy kegs are, don't you? Those fucks are 150 lbs a piece. And you move a TON of them at some accounts.

Not saying your work ain't hard. It is very respectable. I would say maybe put us on even footing. I would enjoy the fight.

>>2118184

As you should.

>>2118186

i happen to be an expert on this subject....

>so dumping a few

>>2118186

I don't really like fighting myself

>>2118187

Please do. I look forward to your skill set.

lewd poastan wewlad

>>2118189

have stored a select few over time... of all types really

>>2118188

There is a solution to that then. Submit to me.

>>2118191

My select few is rather more than few. Or select, really.

>>2118192

What does that entail?

>>2118194

used to be id just down whole threads...with a script that no longer works

then came bulk image downloader and their bullshit adds and 150 image limit

>>2118195

Acknowledge my dominance over you.

And let me pet you.

>>2118198

shhh...

>>2118196

Same. I eventually started mass downloading true threads to steal avatars. The depths I fell to.

called unexpectedly gtg

>>2118199

Anyone can pet me

But there is no guarantee I will purr for them

>>2118204

A few of these aren't random. But aren't selfie

>>2118205

.... You NEVER let me pet you.

>>2118207

I don't ever see you try

No one really does anymore

>>2118208

I haven't tried in years. Not since you stopped posting as the hound.

>>2118209

You got the wrong person then. That sounds like a dog

>>2118213

Hmm. Well I always thought you were. Nevermind then. Still, you must accept my dominance.

>>2118204

this >>2118210

and

>

>>2118214

Alright give it to me, I accept.

>>2118218

Yeah, it is. She's a bottomless pit for money.

>>2118219

You get a free trip with uber when you sign someone up. I had uber take her to her local walmart (Orlando).

An hour or so after, she was in zephyrhills, fl. The ride had a limit to the value. I had to pay 69 bucks off my card. I have no idea if she got dropped off where she was going. Unfortunately, it was in a city that probably has a homeless shelter and not in the middle of the everglades.

>>2118221

She showed up in a TC one fine thanksgiving. Some people stayed in touch but she never really came to the thread or did another tc.

>>2118222

I was dumb. I heard one or maybe even two gave her money too.

>>2118223

I forgot to add that i hit cancel on the trip when i found out what the fuck was going on and that she was in the middle of screwing me. That's why I don't know where she was going.

*pets Neko*

>>2118224

>>2118223

>giving money to a random camwhore when i'll give you lewds for free

smh fam tbh

>>2118226

>>2118231

>>2118229

I'm pussy?

>>2118233

yes, please im me pics of your pussy.

i am actually a pure maiden do not lewd the nezi

>>2118236

>>2118235

I don't have one

>Last online more than a year ago

>>2118241

Two pussy cats, coming right up.

>

>>2118242

*squirts with a water bottle*

>>2118243

good enough.

>>2118244

*tugs your ears*

>>2118245

I tricked you, that was actually a pussy and a wiener.

>>2118246

W-what are you doing stop that wish

So now I have two job interviews this weekend and I still can't solve a Rubik's cube

>>2118247

*pulls your tail*

>>2118246

I deserve a thick, veiny beast in my ass.

>>2118251

Not sure where you could find one of those.

>>2118252

*scuffs your shoes*

>>2118249

sup dude

what are you up to?

>>2118255

i mean at least you have the pleasure of sucking dick

pretty jelly tbh family

>>2118256

Cute.

>>2118253

I'm getting close

>>2118259

*takes away your weed*

>>2118260

That wasn't mine anyway

>>2118248

I can solve a rubik's cube and have 0 job interviews. Wanna trade?

>>2118262

I'd rather be frustrated than poor

>>2118261

Now you can't get high.

>>2118263

I can't be poor, only neet leaching off family.

>>2118264

I already am though

>>2118265

I'm just slightly too capable of a human to permanently leech off my parents but not capable enough to take actual care of myself

>>2118266

It won't last.

>>2118268

I'll be asleep before it wears off

>>2118269

Sleep is for the weak.

>>2118271

What an ID10T l 0 l

hewwooo

I'm afraid that if I go back out into the real world and try to be a productive human it may actually kill me this time

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