/animus/ - Avatarfag Circlejerk

It's not a real thread until Kanra autisms all over it.

fuck you and your flood protection

>>2111976

Deport all of the ponies back to ponychan.

Build a wall.

And make the ponies pay for it.

>>2111978

Much like Mexico, that's a shitty place I ain't goin' back to.

So you're stuck with me, puta.

dont point knives at people

>>2111980

Wait you are mexican?!? I am unsure if we can be friends anymore.

>>2111982

What? God no!

>>2111983

But you went to visit then?? That might be even worse! Please tell me you were drunk when you decided to do that!

>>2111983

I bet you wish you were canadian, though

>>2111979

Savage.

>>2111980

You came from some shithole like the caravan of "refugees" from Spicland stuck at the border.

>>2111982

He's a Squantonigger.

>>2111985

Does anybody actually wish they were Canadian? I mean, I wouldn't mind visiting a few more times, and I have partook in their fine foods and women, but I am glad I am 'Murricun.

>>2111987

I wonder if he is why we no longer have Sqaw Peak then.

Who would win? Tens of millions of injuns or a blanket?

Clearly the blanket. It has superior White man organisms in them.

>>2111984

No, it was a lame joke, I swear.

>>2111985

Why?

>>2111987

We don't even call them refugees, wtf.

>>2111988

Commies do!

Wait, that was scoot

>>2111991

I have no idea, just a guess

>>2111991

And I thought you were a decent white folk. You should feel ashamed to fool people on the internet.

>>2111992

But scoot is a commie.

>>2111991

This is /animus/ being besieged by your ilk.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/29/world/americas/mexico-caravan-trump.html

>>2111995

that was my point

>>2111994

Canadians are weird.

>>2111995

Noooo!

>>2111996

Oh yeah, that.

>150 that started out as 1,200

Where'd all the other ones go?

>>2112000

so are impact people

>>2112000

ngl I wish the autistic "border defenders" were there to just shoot them. Kind of kills two birds with one stone.

Mexican girls are really fucking hairy though. I can't even explain to you how disgusting they are. When your pubic hair is half way up your asscrack and longer than the hair on my arms and legs, something is wrong.

>>2112002

>>2112003

Well that's on the Cali-Mexico border, so they're not allowed to be there. That's more of an Arizona/New Mexico thing.

>>2112005

People who study impact craters.

Canadian impact people are a particular breed

>>2112007

There's nothing wrong with that

>>2112005

As much as I'm for immigration reform, I legitimately hate the rednecks at the border because it's that weird mix of insecurity that is outright detrimental to immigration reform because it only gives legitimacy to opposing stricter immigration. Similar to my stance on gun laws, where if you don't curb the crazy, it makes people believe even more radical ideals on both extremes.

>>2112012

>because it only gives legitimacy to opposing stricter immigration

In what way?

>>2112010

Well, Canada has some pretty awesome craters.

The people are still weird, tho

>>2112011

You wound me, sir!

>>2112014

It warps people into thinking that is the face of stricter immigration or "merit based immigration. Most of my family is socially conservative southerner that are old school dixiecrat of racialism, industry focus, and self-reliance with heavy government coordination. It's funny to talk to them with how much they hated (most are dead that I'd talk politics) those types of extremism because it always worked against their goal. It just galvanizes opposition. They were all gun owners and rural hunters that genuinely hated what the second amendment crowd morphed into.

wassup threaders?

tell me something good.

>>2112018

The static test for the next SpaceX rocket is tomorrow

>>2112018

the nuclear war might not be happening at this point

so that's good

>>2112019

noice

what are we sending up to space now?

>>2112020

yeah, i think it's a fair assumption nobody really wins with a nuclear war lol

>>2112022

So you're in a good mood then?

>>2112021

A communication satellite for the Bangladeshi government this time.

The last launch was pretty awesome, a new NASA satellite to search of exoplanets.

>>2112015

>Person X holds such and such belief and is a disgusting person, ergo all persons holding such and such belief are just like person X

Anyone held up on that kind of fallacy isn't worth convincing anyway, and probably can't be reasonably swayed regardless, so you can write them off pretty much immediately.

Ideas shouldn't be popularity contests, and only the most manipulative among us frame them as such for the less intelligent willing to fall for it.

But I guess that's just hopeful of me isn't it, because that's all most people boil it down to.

You know, it's the reason people still play that boring game of "Let's attend this rally and pick out the dumbest mother fucker in the crowd to interview. Haha, now the rest of you look like retards too don'tcha!"

>>2112021

i'm tired

how are you madi?

>>2112027

I'm okay. I had a couple drinks and joy rode my new car around for a bit.

>>2112028

oh congrats, hope you enjoy

hopefully not too many drinks before you drove~

>>2112029

nonono i was flying solo tonight so I couldn't do anything stupid x_x

I love this car tbh I'm looking at ricing it out cause I want something to do over the summer lol

>>2112032

what kind of car?

>>2112032

lower and add wheels

plus stickers for HP

and black out logos with plasti dip

ez racecar

>>2112035

Purple 2008 Scion tC 5 speed with 107k miles

pretty fukken fun at the very least.

>>2112037

Nooo no stickers. I want it to be as sleeper as possible.

>>2112038

Should post pictures

>>2112038

ah okay

keep it stock, add a fake rust vinyl wrap, buy a child car seat and put it in the backseat

get a cheese license plate frame (My child is an honor student at Gayboi Academy!)

then throw a turbo under the hood

crank the psi so high that it's not a reliable DD

cruise out on the street and challenge mustangs and camaros to race

>>2112041

the hyperbole is astounding in this post xd

>gayboi academy

lmao

>>2112040

>

>>2112042

>>2112043

Beatrice is a good name

i just fucking teleported in mgsv

one moment running down a dirt road

the next i'm in a building across the map in a cutscene

what?

>>2112042

deadass 100% serious :^))))))

but nah i kid

that TC is yours? nice, those are good. color is pretty nice too. looks like it's in good shape. i'd take the rain guards off but that's just personal preference

>>2112044

do you consider a 350z a shitty car?

>>2112049

I like the rainguards actually cause I smoke :/

Yeah it's been maintained really well and I got a good deal on it. I fukin love having a purple car all the girls at work say it's cute^^

>>2112052

time to sell buddy

only yellow looks worse than red

>>2112051

excellent.

>>2112050

It is a pretty big money sink, either way.

Do you have back roads or tracks you can have fun on nearby?

>>2112056

I live in NH so most roads are backroads^^

>>2112060

Perfect!

>>2112061

true

i know they also charge more if you only have 2 seats, also maybe for doors

>>2112062

same tbh

keep talking to me on discord it's healthy

>>2112063

I mean I wouldn't want to dump half my car's value into a turbo if it wasn't going to be fun, silly~

#hatchback lyfe

>>2112066

Some people just like fast cars for the show of it.

But I know you're better than that, was a silly question.

20 days of work in a row.

Woooo.....

>>2112073

Money!

>>2112074

I get my first pay tomorrow.

I'm stoked as walnuts.

>>2112067

no, i just want her to feel and get better

trying to be helpful

>>2112069

i have been told that they also charge more though if the coupe doesn't have rear seats, so that's why manufacturers fit tiny rear seats into coupes that aren't really even usable because they're so cramped with zero leg room

could be wrong though, but that's what my dad said

>>2112068

yeah I got fucked as an 18 year old with a sports coupe xd

>>2112072

hatchbacks are sick

post car history

>>2112073

kyle don't overwork yourself please

i say it every time but

jeez

>>2112075

What happens when walnuts are stoked?

>>2112076

Yeah, but think of all the money I'm making. Once I go full time I can make a bit over a grand a week if I work all 7 days.

>>2112077

I'm not sure.

>>2112071

I can understand the strictly aesthetic perspective on cars too, but I genuinely enjoy driving especially after not having a car for so long I think I'm taking the making up for lost time mentality to all aspects of my life now lol I gotta do something with this shit.

>>2112072

They're versatile and fun what more can you ask for?

>>2112078

what do you want to use the money for?

>>2112081

Penis reduction surgery.

>>2112078

They are good for smoking.

>>2112079

I have a buddy who has a suped up hatchback subaru and he mainly just revs it whenever he drives by my apartment nowadays. I should really ask if he goes out to race somewhere or just drive real fast, but I'd be surprised if he does.

>>2112082

i paid $900 for 6 months with bare minimum coverage for my insurance when i first got the car, before transferring to a better plan.

I pay 60 bucks a month for car insurance, but my car is about to die anyway and I can't really afford a new one right now so I'm actually really worried.

>>2112089

first car

>>2112089

second car (current)

>>2112093

>>2112092

>>2112091

I really wish I knew what model he has. I haven't seen one as well put together or maintained as his, but I also don't have much reference.

>>2112097

1/2

Wish I was the son of a rich family like Nezi so I could have a nice car.

>>2112097

I actually have decent coverage.

I just own an old ass minivan in an area that doesn't cost me shit to get insured in.

>>2112097

2/2

>>2112105

Less than I should probably, but more than I use to.

>>2112109

>enlisted personnel

>low risk

>straightforward

>>2112109

Bish I don't know the specifics.

>>2112103

I paid $11.5k of my own money for it

I only got it because my dad offered to pay half on it

i would have bought a used car ~7.5k if not for the offer

sorry mate, not like i'm gonna turn down free money, or like anybody else would either for that matter

>>2112105

ah ok sorry

>>2112100

ford ranger OOF i'm jelly

were the saturns reliable? i'm sure the civic lasted quite a while

I don't prefer to buy new either, just a specific situation

you lose a lot of money on new cars

>>2112112

I work myself to death and haven't had more than 800 in my account at any time in the last 5 years.

>>2112112

Where do you work?

>>2112113

>and morons

I think that describes most enlisted personnel.

>>2112114

and i'm sorry

i'd trade my money for better mental/physical health if i could

>>2112118

>>2112119

with $11.5k of his own money?

>>2112112

The ranger was sick cause of the oversize wheels and I could throw my skateboard or snowboard in the back whenever^^

The civic is a different story. I couldn't get it on the road so I sold it to a coworker and flipped it real quick.

And yeah, you start losing money on new cars straight off the lot lol it's messed up.

>>2112124

ughhh any pics of the ranger?

that sounds awesome !

>>2112125

I got it, was just poking again.

I really like my regular bartenders cause they understand what I mean by "metric fuckton of ketchup"

>>2112127

I think I have an old one but it features me in boy mode x_x

>>2112130

boys are cute too

could edit yourself out if it bothers you~

>>2112129

What do you get ketchup with?

>>2112132

My spicy fries to go while I finish my last drink. I just got around to them this evening and they're all soggy and delicious^^

>>2112134

The spicy fries are one of the few bits of New Mexican food that is particularly good.

Fries smothered in cheese, habenero mayo, and beef is the best midnight snack

>>2112134

>>2112135

>spicy fries

>New Mexican

What hipster sorcery is this?

>>2112135

Nah this is just like seasoning they toss it in. There's this one place in my hometown that does it absolute best but these barfood spicy fries are a good contender.

Habanero mayo sounds fantastic though for sure. I'll have to give that one a try

>>2112116

I dont think my father would have ever attended uni. He got to his position through the navy.

It took much, much longer.

>>2112133

aww ok

i always forget wheel size can affect gas mileage, couldn't have been too significant though right?

>>2112136

Probably not specifically new Mexican, but these things are great

>>2112137

I wish breweries did better with bar food.

If you ever end up in Albuquerque for whatever reason, hit me up.

>>2112140

Not even a little Mexican, but that does look delicious.

>>2112139

idk it didn't stop me from cruising around all the time so it couln't have been that bad.

>>2112140

You ever listen to that weird al song?

>>2112143

I adore that song.

>>2112147

>>2112146

Weird Al was such a force in my early life lol

That part about the tray table up and seatback up in the full upright position saved me from panicking on so many flights as a kid

>>2112141

New Mexican food is generally decidedly not mexican.

One of the most popular things at the locally famous new mexican restaurants is burgers.

>>2112142

idk what HSP is

They are carne asada fries

>>2112143

Of course!

I was pretty excited about coming down here when I got accepted.

>>2112150

YES

>>2112151

Ew. Gross.

>>2112152

My personal favorite is Dare to be Stupid

>>2112151

I thought you might have acquired one while over here. I should have gotten you one.

Its basically kebab meats, garlic/chilli sauce and some chips under it.

>>2112153

But they're burgers with chilies!

>>2112154

oooh, that woulda been nice

I did not, even that was a bit too obscure for me

>>2112156

GROSS

>>2112153

This fucking part man, goddamn

https://youtu.be/sN-ZX8-IXYI?t=128

>>2112156

They are fatty as fuck, but it all soaks into the chips so you dont feel like shit when you eat a whole one haha

>>2112157

Which is why I said the fires were one of the few new mexican foods I really enjoy.

New mexican food is basically "put red or green chilies on it and say it is our snow"

>>2112158

I kinda wanna go get some fries now

>>2112159

I need to go over the road and get some beer.

For my father, because when you're 24 in Australia, you buy beer instead of house chores

>>2112158

He's a musical genius tbh

>>2112159

G R O S S

>>2112160

that sounds like a decent gig

>>2112161

ur gross

>>2112161

He can change the composition of a song almost entirely and still capture the sound of the original song. He's also been able to improve original formulae by doing this.

Theres no doubt he's a genius.

>>2112162

Yeah, I work a lot though so I pay rent too.

I gotta move out in 1-2 years as well qq

>>2112162

Finally you say something right

>>2112163

You can tell he cares about the music he parodies, which is crucial. It's why the best parody movies are made by people that like the people they're spoofing

>>2112165

He definitely cares, I reckon he knows how to nod to music he's parodying that he thinks is going the right direction.

>>2112166

The musicians he works with are all top notch too, so yeah he clearly knows a lot about that.

Love the guy to death

>>2112167

Yeah such diverse angles are always a boon to someones understanding to music!

I gotta go buy beer nao

Catcha laters

Meow

>>2112169

>>2112170

awoo

>>2112172

I'm still single

On an unrelated note, it's a fucking trip to be on my proper medications

>>2112175

same

-pats-

Hisone to Masotan is going to be a great series, I can feel it already.

>>2112177

Wanna change that

>>2112180

sure.

hi gf how are you tonight

smooch smooch

>>2112178

Whats it about?

>>2112182

Feeling sleepy finally

A bit lewd

Tough decisions to make

>>2112184

put a butt plug in and fall asleep

>>2112183

The premise is that throughout history, dragons have existed.. but they're capable of 'transforming' so they can blend in - in modern day, the Japan Air Force disguises them as airplanes.

The MC has no real life goals, and in a set-up scene for a profession aptitude test, she boredly looks out the window and sees some jets fly near the school and writes in 'air force'..

skip ahead and she's a low level lackey, who coincidentally (nah, there's forces at work, she's pointed that way intentionally) happens to meet one of these dragons who accepts her as a 'pilot' and within the first three episodes she finally figures out that there's something 'only she can do'.

And so yeah, it's a show about a dragon that transforms into an F-15J fighter jet.

It's a good mixture of story and comedy so far, but I feel like most of it's a set up for a bigger story..

Shelter was released 2 years ago, thank you for taking a moment to appreciate how fast time moves.

I need to buy 5 kilo of pork

>>2112197

Not only for me

>>2112198

I wouldn't mind dying tbh

>>2112199

That's something a fatty would say

>>2112200

Fok u

>>2112201

You'd like that, faggot

>>2112202

>>2112204

Which?

yeah, shut up.

дурень

Сам ти дурень, товстун

>>2112208

гірше, ви неефективні

Що?

>>2112211

>>2112212

>>2112210

імпотентний фарс.

>>2112213

> Why not change your name to Dimitrij or Oleg?

Because my name is Ilia

>>2112214

м'який пеніс

>>2112216

>implying you're a girl

>>2112215

Тобі краще не знаходитись біля скотобоєнь, тому ще тебе приймуть за втікшу свиню

>>2112219

ILIA

Ilia is popular slavic name

>>2112220

ти повинен бути обережною вночі, щоб не плутати з повією

Always so mean to me

>>2112217

>>2112224

Ілля, Илья, Ilia. Hear it with slavic intonation

>>2112228

blyyaaaaaaaaaaat

>>2112232

poshol v zhopu

>>2112225

Мене не путають із твоею мамцею

>>2112235

I was doing russian there.

>>2112236

Don't speak russian, it's dirty language

>>2112234

ви, звичайно, плутаєте з вашою Стать

ти кохаєш гей анальний секс

>>2112186

>>2112187

>>2112188

Imma check it out

>>2112238

> Elijah sounds better lol

Fuck you

>>2112240

Я не твій батько

>>2112239

Like it so much I barely even post :3

>>2112238

I don't consider myself as such, but I existed before wikipedia with a good deal of knowledge already, so.. I kind of am a living wiki..

I'm the kid whose parents had a full volume of Encyclopedia Brittanica from A-Z and National Geographics from the late 1980's to present; I was given a gift of knowledge rather than a television babysitter.

>>2112241

I loved the first 3 eps, it looks like a really fun under-the-radar series

>>2112242

ви будете знати всю силу темної сторони

>>2112246

> темної сторони

>>2112247

*pat*

>>2112248

>Приєднайся до нас

>>2112251

No

>>2112252

all the jedi are dead.

>>2112250

Not really, no

>>2112253

Are you trying to say that no heterosexuals is left Canada?

Are you fucking dumb?

>>2112257

Yes

>>2112258

Well, that's okay. We're all human and we all have social barriers between each other until we're able to 'understand' one another, yet no mind is exactly the same; these concepts, ranging from simple to articulate, can mean different things to different people- it is inevitable difficult to convey accurate meaning between people, especially of different languages and cultures.

But, we attempt .. we reach out.. why?

To know, to learn. To communicate.

>tfw you will never see Hu fart out your hot cum

>>2112261

Soto, I think that's the wrong text for that meme. It's not profound sadness; those are tears of pure joy and during a moment where his past and present come together and he is finally okay with everything and the immense feeling of relief leaves him unable to stop crying.

>>2112264

I only watch good anime.

>>2112261

Soto, pick up Hisone to Masotan. It just started airing.

Something to go along with watching Darling in the Franxx..

Need to play Dota

>>2112268

A coincidence

>>2112270

no ASSFAGGOTS

>>2112273

ahaha, figures you'd be watching Hinamatsuri.

Man, you should roll back and check out the two seasons of Arakawa Under the Bridge if you like that vein of humor. or Saiki Kusuo

Arakawa is good stuff though. Just Saiyan

>>2112280

aha, good man.

Have you seen Kuragehime?

>>2112283

Ah yeah that. Dang Soto, you banged a fatty?

So far, my best record is getting laid in the 1st episode of FLCL, twice. I had to turn it off cause the episode was repeating after it ended.

For some reason girls just don't want to watch good anime, I don't get it.

That's two different girls, who I took home to show them FLCL (back when it was 2004-2007)

each time, I don't know or remember who started it but the girl wasn't interested in the anime, and in the 2nd case the episode reached the 45 mins end and looped back and started playing the episode again while I was getting a blowjob

I wish I could meet someone who had the same interest in anime as I do.

>>2112284

Yeah, a couple of em tbh

My standards are trash lmao

I dont think most girls enjoy anime

and everytime I find a girl that enjoys watching anime she's like ugly as shit or cute af but like LITERALLY autistic. Like srs shit shes on the spectrum but god damn that body is retarded hot

So yeah man, I fuck autistic chicks

nothing imprints in your memory like the opening lines of the first OVA of FLCL, setting the scene, while a girl you barely know is rambunctiously sucking on your dick for the first time in the relationship and you're not sure how this is going to pan out

>>2112287

I've had a spectrum for sure.

Out of a handful of the better ones,

- one was self-obsessed and dangerous, someone who was flirting with disaster and talking to the wrong people because she thought she was invincible. I think she left me because she didn't want to settle for someone... then years later she settled with someone, had kids.

- the cool best friend; amazing girl, fun to be around, could play hackysack and could talk hours on end, get 'fun' like naked fun without going as far as penetration, like just playing not having sex but- she was boring as hell, I'd sit in the room for an hour while she was editing her photos from her camera to her HD, and even more boring looking at all of them, and when there weren't any more photos to look at, well.. we'd go out. and she'd take photos........

*skips the rest*

Not worth noting. Fun but short flings with weirdos.

>>2112271