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♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Trans girls make me swoon Edition.
▶ bbfdc8 (4) No.2076508
Queers are here
Swerve and steer.
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076509>>2076511 >>2076519
If only Hitler won the battle for Britain and eradicated Scoots' ancestors.
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076510>>2076513 >>2076517
>>2076503
Why do you always doubt me? ;~;
>>2076505
OH SUCK MY PILLY YOU OBTUSE ARSECLOWN
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076511>>2076517
>>2076509
But then I wouldn't be here.
▶ 3ba005 (28) No.2076513>>2076529
>>2076510
Just because you purportedly changed doesn't mean I have.
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076514
>>2076512
It isnt up to you.
▶ df7bcc (10) No.2076516>>2076523
>>2076502 (OP)
do i make you swoon?
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076517>>2076529
>>2076510
>SUCK MY PILLY
That's what you had Loco for.
>>2076511
You're a kike?
▶ bbfdc8 (4) No.2076518>>2076526
Around blacks
Never relax
Around whites
must bite.
▶ 70a67f (9) No.2076519>>2076522
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076520
>>2076515
Someone looks amazingly cute. Goodjob! Proud!
▶ aed917 (8) No.2076521>>2076530
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076522>>2076524
>>2076519
Your gay ass would be on the pyre with him.
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076523>>2076525
>>2076516
Are you a trans girl?
▶ 70a67f (9) No.2076524
>>2076522
do you think I wouldn't know that
▶ df7bcc (10) No.2076525>>2076530
>>2076523
"bitch i might be"
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076526>>2076545
>>2076518
>Around blacks
>Never relax
Enjoy going to prison for a hate crime. Joking on the internet is a serious offense.
▶ 70a67f (9) No.2076527>>2076528
I would rather I never existed
▶ df7bcc (10) No.2076528>>2076533
>>2076527
okay but before you stop existing post tummy
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076529>>2076534 >>2076535
>>2076513
Never said all the urges weren't there. I've just been ignoring them for a whole 2 years.
>>2076517
No but there's a solid chance my dad would have died before he met my mam so I'd not exist.
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076530
>>2076521
Keep up the good work!
>>2076525
Then I might, bitch.
▶ aed917 (8) No.2076531>>2076539
/animus/ 2049 is just a thread full of trannies roleplaying as smol beans
not that thats too far from whats happening now its just that we're only at half the thread
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076532
PeeGang in the process of a takeover.
▶ 70a67f (9) No.2076533
>>2076528
ok as long as a time traveller doesn't kill churchill or something
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076534>>2076538
>>2076529
>so I'd not exist.
If only.
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076536>>2076537 >>2076542
>>2076515
2004 called. They want their webcams back.
▶ 3ba005 (28) No.2076537
>>2076536
So they can burn them from what they've seen?
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076538>>2076540 >>2076547
>>2076534
I hope you kick your desk by accident and it hurts a bit. Ass.
>>2076535
See now I don't know if you're still doubting me. God damn you, Teebs.
▶ df7bcc (10) No.2076539>>2076542
>>2076531
what's animus 2049
i don't get it
▶ 3ba005 (28) No.2076540>>2076543
>>2076538
I'm always doubting.
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076541
I pray, every night, every morning, for our Lord, Jesus Christ, to perform a miracle. The miracle of Estrogen in the water.
▶ aed917 (8) No.2076542
>>2076536
no im using it !!!
>>2076539
animus in the year 2049
▶ 3ba005 (28) No.2076544>>2076546
>>2076543
Because everyone lies all the time.
▶ bbfdc8 (4) No.2076545>>2076548
>>2076526
I plead insanity.
I'm mixed race too so I can just cuck the whitey judge to scanner justice.
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076546>>2076554
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076547>>2076550
>>2076538
I lost my pinkie toenail from blisters due to just picking up running again and I stubbed it on the coffee table the other day.
I think I said at least a few hundred profanities in the half an hour following it.
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076548>>2076549
>>2076545
The sad part is the would actually work.
▶ bbfdc8 (4) No.2076549
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076550>>2076556
>>2076547
Oh. So karma worked in reverse this time. Well alright then.
▶ 8e6a85 (21) No.2076551>>2076553 >>2076559
Driving down the interstate, going way too goddamn fast
A few more hours, we'll be crashing, then later on we'll laugh
All we've had for days on end is liquor, beer, and speed
Don't know what we're doing, but we think we need to eat
Well I'm running from my problems, to my problems I ignore
Nevermind my absent mind, fuck what I'm running for
Well, we traveled to New London and got laid out on the floor
Fuck being nice, I swear I will not be nice anymore!
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076552
>boys who dress as girls
>boys who are girls
>kissing those boys
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076553>>2076560
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076555>>2076557
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076556>>2076561
>>2076550
You have never known pain until you're without a finger or toe nail and hit them on something.
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076559
>>2076551
Making my way downtown.
Walking fast, the pace is ???
I forgot the rest.
▶ 8e6a85 (21) No.2076560>>2076562 >>2076567
So who's drinking with me today?
>>2076553
Yoooo~
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076561>>2076564 >>2076567
>>2076556
I don't recall how painful it was any of the times I've done it.
>>2076557
Well I'm an exception to the rule. I am always totally truthful.
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076563>>2076569
I am tempted by that Hibiki downstairs.
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076564>>2076565
>>2076561
Make a pact with Elma to get pliers and rip each other nails out.
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076565>>2076568
>>2076564
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
▶ 8e6a85 (21) No.2076566>>2076576
>>2076562
Is there a word for "I don't feel great, but good things are happening around me"?
I'm celebrating, anyway.
What's going on with you?
▶ 3ba005 (28) No.2076567>>2076573 >>2076576
>>2076560
I'll drink, sure.
>>2076561
See >
You're wholly gay.
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076568>>2076576
▶ aed917 (8) No.2076570>>2076572 >>2076574
tfw scootsy only sees me as a crossdressing boy.....
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076571
>>2076569
No. Unleashing the monster isn't a good idea.
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076572
>>2076570
That is literally all you are.
▶ 8e6a85 (21) No.2076573>>2076580
>>2076567
Sweet.
Wait
Aren't you always drinking?
Whatever, I'll take the company. What's going on?
__
Daily reminder that Transgenderism is a mental illness
But Elma's cool
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076574
>>2076570
Did I say that? Why not see the option below it? Why But can you do this ?
▶ aed917 (8) No.2076575
tfw scootsy only sees me as a crossdressing boy.....
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076576>>2076580 >>2076581 >>2076583
>>2076566
Still a little fidgety. Mads was being lewd.
>>2076568
i hat u
>>2076567
This only proves that I've thought about kissing boys. Your evidence literally proves the point you're trying to discredit.
▶ aed917 (8) No.2076577
it posted twice ughhdagagsbzb
▶ aed917 (8) No.2076578
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076579
>tfw Liliana repeatedly upsets me with such accusations
▶ 3ba005 (28) No.2076580>>2076582 >>2076583
>>2076573
Nah, can only drink for 2 weeks out of the month now. Emergency on call and all that.
Not much. Just another day.
>>2076576
Point is that you're gay, not bi.
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076581>>2076585
>>2076576
I hate that everyone tries to make balisongs edgy and do autistic things with them.
They're just the best blade length to folded length ratio.
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076582>>2076586
>>2076580
How does a post of me saying I'm bi-curious make me a poof? What?
▶ 8e6a85 (21) No.2076583>>2076586 >>2076587
>>2076576
Yeah I saw that. That exact picture too. Who would fucking disrespect a Benchmade like that? That's a nice knife. What a whore.
She left you blueballed? Sucks. You should Nofap until you meet up with her and fucking drown her
>>2076580
That's unfortunate. Well, let's make the most of this half of the month!
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076584
HOW DOES THAT POST OF ME SAYING I MIGHT LIKE DICKS MAKE ME GAY?
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076585>>2076593
>>2076581
Well sure but it looks a bit like she's performing fellatio on it!
▶ 3ba005 (28) No.2076586>>2076588 >>2076589
>>2076582
You being a full peter puffer is what invalidates the claim.
>>2076583
Aye.
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076587>>2076589
>>2076583
She's a fucking harlot, a temptress, and a tease!
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076588>>2076590
>>2076586
I've never puffed a peter. I'll likely never puff a peter. Women >>>>>> men.
▶ 8e6a85 (21) No.2076589>>2076591 >>2076594
>>2076586
What're you drinking, tonight?
>>2076587
Don't you ignore my suggestion. I fully expect you to Hotglue maddie until she can't breathe through it.
▶ 3ba005 (28) No.2076590>>2076592
>>2076588
No wonder you dressed like them.
▶ 3ba005 (28) No.2076591>>2076602
>>2076589
Bourbon, most likely.
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076592>>2076596 >>2076602
>>2076590
p. much yeah
Narcissism of the highest order. The only person worthy of fucking me is me.
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076593>>2076597
>>2076585
That's just autistic. It's like if you saw someone deep throating a gun barrel. You would only think they're a fucking retard.
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076594>>2076602
>>2076589
I'm flattered that you think I have that much self control.
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076595>>2076598 >>2076600 >>2076602
I am a sociopath intellectual with no empathy.
▶ 3ba005 (28) No.2076596>>2076607
>>2076592
I thought your life did that enough as is.
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076597>>2076601
>>2076593
What can I say? I'm a full blown edgelord.
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076598
>>2076595
Okay, Murder/Loco/Kanra.
▶ 70a67f (9) No.2076599>>2076604
replace the word intellectual with degenerate :')
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076600>>2076606
>>2076595
Your impression of Loco could use some work.
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076601>>2076607
>>2076597
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, etc.
▶ 8e6a85 (21) No.2076602>>2076603 >>2076604 >>2076607
>>2076591
A man after my own heart.
Anything specific, or do you take whatever plastic bottle shit you can find?
Not that there's anything wrong with that
>>2076592
I masturbate cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to fuck me.
>>2076594
Isn't the risk worth the reward?!
Imagine Elma coated in baby gravy.
>>2076595
You apologized to me the other day, as you figured you "hurt my feelings."
That's empathy, slut.
▶ 3ba005 (28) No.2076603>>2076619
>>2076602
Whatever's closest. Four Roses or Makers Mark or Wild Turkey.
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076604>>2076614 >>2076619
I CANNOT ALLOW HIM TO BE CORRECT
>>2076599
STFU
>>2076602
I do not remember that. It didn't happen. Nope. I have never felt a feeling for anyone here except Lilaiana, but, you know
▶ d6650a (13) No.2076605>>2076608
I've been e-diagnosed as a sociopath by an esteemed psychologist named Bard
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076606>>2076609
>>2076600
Way to be 20 seconds late.
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076607>>2076610 >>2076619
>>2076596
That's real fuckin' cute, Teebs. Did you come up with it all on your own?
>>2076601
Ew, no, I'd much rather do it to someone else nowadays. Although...
>>2076602
>I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to fuck me.
Oh hi, Bo.
>Isn't the risk worth the reward?!
>Imagine Elma coated in baby gravy.
You overestimate how good blood and semen look mixed together.
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076608>>2076612
>>2076605
You've also been diagnosed as autistic.
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076609>>2076613
>>2076606
SUCK MY DICK, TSUCHI
I CAN'T HELP BEING POPULAR
▶ 3ba005 (28) No.2076610>>2076617
>>2076607
I'm not drunk enough to be witty yet.
▶ d6650a (13) No.2076612>>2076627
Also, we love our transgirls! Don't we love our transgirls?
I kind of miss 2016 election memes
>>2076608
So have you
And in case you haven't: You're autistic
gg
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076613>>2076616 >>2076617
>>2076609
The only thing that will ever suck your dick is gay Spaniards.
▶ 70a67f (9) No.2076614
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076615>>2076627
>>2076611
So who was the impression of though?
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076616
>>2076613
I should've said "a gay Spaniard".
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076617>>2076623
>>2076610
Well can you hurry it up a bit?
>>2076613
Not if I have anything to say about it.
▶ 8e6a85 (21) No.2076619>>2076623 >>2076624 >>2076627
>>2076603
>Four Roses
Neat
>Makers Mark
Also Neat
>Wild Turkey
*retch*
I could stand it if it didn't taste like sucking on the exhaust pipe of a space shuttle.
>>2076604
Yeah, what's your affinity with that dude anyway?
He's like, the embodiment of everything you hated about the low-tier /b/ posters
>>2076607
>Bo
Well, at least someone gets my references.
Ugh. Well, I was going to try to push you towards this and beg you take pictures, but it seems my efforts are those of futility.
Way to ruin my fun, sweetheart.
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076620>>2076629
>>2076618
Gay thread for gay people.
▶ d6650a (13) No.2076621>>2076629
>>2076618
ur gay
This is a biphobic thread so you can only be gay
▶ 3ba005 (28) No.2076623>>2076626 >>2076637
>>2076617
Get off my dick.
>>2076619
I've got some scotch too but not in the mood for it.
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076624>>2076637
>>2076619
As if I'd take a photo of such an awful sight. You really don't know what blood and semen look like together, do you? It's just weird and ruins the appeal of both.
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076626>>2076628
>>2076623
*gobble gobble gobble*
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076627>>2076632 >>2076636 >>2076637
>>2076615
And ruin the fun?
>>2076619
Remind me of a another time. A more rose tinted time. Plus, you know. They're cute as hell
>>2076612
When are the re-elections?
▶ 1ff531 (22) No.2076629>>2076632 >>2076636
>>2076620
Not gay enough then
>>2076621
But why
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076632>>2076633 >>2076635 >>2076647
>>2076627
Yes.
>>2076628
May as well play the part you've cast me in, right?
>>2076629
*stumped*
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076633>>2076638
>>2076632
I am afraid I cannot do that Starfox.
▶ d6650a (13) No.2076636>>2076639 >>2076641 >>2076649 >>2076652
Lili is a pretty good poster
Idk if we've had such a proud transgirl before
Others should follow the example
>>2076625
~(=^･ω･^)ﾉ◎～
>>2076627
You mean the next presidential election? In 2020
inb4 the democrats make "hindsight is 2020" a slogan
>>2076629
Tracer doesn't believe in bi people
▶ 8e6a85 (21) No.2076637>>2076640 >>2076645 >>2076646 >>2076649 >>2076651
>>2076623
Scotch is one of those things you have when you've got nothing to do and you're playing Jazz music or something.
Or you're celebrating something big.
>>2076624
I'm very familiar with the sight of blood and semen. Don't you know anything about me?
It's kind of like mixing Ketchup and mayonnaise, but more runny.
>>2076625
Need to talk to your Gimp when he gets a minute. he around?
>>2076627
You'll do just about anything for a trap that gives you personal attention, huh?
Brb, let me grab a dress and shave my beard.
>>2076631
THIS LOOKS SO IMPRACTICAL
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076638>>2076645
>>2076633
Aw. No fun. :<
>>2076635
Will you make up your mind, then? You're making it a lot harder than it needs to be.
▶ 8e6a85 (21) No.2076639>>2076644 >>2076679
>>2076636
>Such a proud Transgirl
Who is Elma, Alex?
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076640>>2076643
>>2076637
>Ketchup and mayonnaise, but more runny
SO WHY WOULD YOU NEED PICTURES YOU TARD?
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076641>>2076679
>>2076636
Well, I was thinking THREAD ELECTIONS. But, that too.
▶ 8e6a85 (21) No.2076643>>2076648
>>2076640
BECAUSE I LIKE WATCHING YOU PEOPLE WHORE YOURSELVES OUT FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT YOU GOON
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076644>>2076664
▶ 3ba005 (28) No.2076645>>2076653 >>2076664
>>2076637
Depends on the scotch. I've two bottles save for bigger events, yeah.
>>2076638
▶ f868f4 (4) No.2076646>>2076650 >>2076664
>>2076637
When you are that gay (or hard up for money) then stuff like that is possible.
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076648>>2076664
>>2076643
>these creatures
>people
Wanna try that one again?
▶ c892ee (8) No.2076649>>2076664 >>2076672 >>2076679
>>2076636
How are you doin lovely?
>>2076637
He's asleep, he should be up here soon if he set an alarm! I can take a message if you need to dip in the next 10 min or so :)
also hewwo! how u
>>2076642
Hewwo!!! How u do?
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076650>>2076655
>>2076646
Heh. Hard up for money. Because it's gay porn. Haha.
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076651>>2076664
>>2076637
I cannot believe you would degrade me in such a way. It is almost like you are saying I am a "thirsty" person.
▶ 1ff531 (22) No.2076652>>2076679
>>2076636
Tracer is a baka so who cares what he thinks
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076653>>2076657 >>2076659
>>2076647
Dunno how to make it more gay.
>>2076645
You aren't nearly as enigmatic as you think you are.
▶ 34b01b (2) No.2076654>>2076658 >>2076679
We're all bakas and nothing any one of us says matters in the end
▶ f868f4 (4) No.2076655
>>2076650
KEK. I bet all of them were straight before they did that scene.
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076656>>2076673 >>2076677
>>2076634
Absolutely wonderful.
▶ 3ba005 (28) No.2076657>>2076663
>>2076653
Never claimed to be.
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076658>>2076661
>>2076654
Ooh, so close. The right answer is "nothing anyone says matters in the end." Better luck next time!
▶ 70a67f (9) No.2076660>>2076666
tracer is a very nice boy and what he says is very important just like everyone here!!
▶ 34b01b (2) No.2076661
>>2076658
That's equally true
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076662
>when Loafie wants to marry tracer
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076663>>2076668 >>2076670
>>2076657
Of course not. That'd ruin the air of mystery you're so passively trying to cultivate.
>>2076659
That would require me to have trap pics saved and I have none.
▶ 8e6a85 (21) No.2076664>>2076668 >>2076669 >>2076673 >>2076680
>>2076644
Alex Trebek best transgirl 2018
>>2076645
I keep a bottle of Johnny Blue for big things
**Or serious depression*
Why bourbon? You just a whiskey/bourbon guy?
>>2076646
Is... is it trans or... A girl that took a bunch of testosterone or...
.....It's like Buck Angel but not shaved.
>>2076648
You're the one disparaging your status as a human, sooo
>>2076649
Good call. I actually do need to shower in a minute. Just tell him I could really do to talk to him about a project I'd like his help on.
>>2076651
So if I put on a dress, and shaved my body, your saying you wouldn't be totally enthralled?
My hair is longer than Pee's too!
▶ 70a67f (9) No.2076665
I do not want to marry tracer
nor anyone else from here
nor anyone in existence, you will come to find
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076666>>2076667
>>2076660
You should definitely kill yourself.
▶ 70a67f (9) No.2076667
▶ 3ba005 (28) No.2076668>>2076678 >>2076680
>>2076663
Could be that I'm just boring and terse.
>>2076664
It's just what I currently have in abundance.
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076669>>2076678
>>2076664
Go ahead, prove this claim of yours. Post in thread. We shall see what the rabble makes of your vanity and boasts.
▶ 1ff531 (22) No.2076670>>2076680
>>2076663
My day is ruined
▶ 7210d2 (8) No.2076671
Baby I love Tracer I will marry tracer
▶ df7bcc (10) No.2076672>>2076675
>>2076649
i just fucked my math test
long and hard
▶ c892ee (8) No.2076673>>2076676 >>2076678
>>2076656
I like the color of that persons hair?
>>2076664
mkay! I'll have him message you on discord? He should be up at 5 If he's not I'll kill 'em
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076674
Cucked.
For the last time.
▶ c892ee (8) No.2076675>>2076697
>>2076672
Good!! Give that math the old what for!
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076676
>>2076673
His hair color can be best described as what he's eating: bologna.
▶ df7bcc (10) No.2076677>>2076682
>>2076656
ok you have this named infamous mustachio or whatever but i'm zoomed in and literally cannot see a mustache
▶ 8e6a85 (21) No.2076678>>2076681 >>2076683 >>2076707
>>2076668
Well, what's your preference?
If you could have any single bottle.
>>2076669
>
Ach, you called my bluff.
I can't shave or I look younger than most of my students.
Gotta have some sense of seniority.
>>2076673
I already left one. Was hoping he'd pop around at the same time as you did, as you two are usually want to do.
▶ d6650a (13) No.2076679>>2076681 >>2076691 >>2076701 >>2076707
>>2076639
Elma just kind of shies away from the bullying and doesn't really express any form of trans pride from what I've seen, but maybe I missed some things
I actually had her in mind as someone who should follow the example
Who is Alex? Surely you don't mean Alexis? Cause she just claimed to be biologically female
>>2076641
Oh, idk, I don't think I was here for any such thing
But apparently that's where Elma got the "vice-queen" title
I always thought she was just calling herself the queen of vices until she told me that
>>2076649
Pretty good, still exercising every day and managing to keep my sleep habits consistent and stuff
This is the longest I've gone without getting drunk or high in years
You?
>>2076652
Amy apparently
>>2076654
Words are just fleeting illusions in the Void
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076680>>2076683 >>2076685 >>2076689
>>2076664
The next part would have been to disparage your including me in with these clowns.
>>2076668
I mean if I say so it'll sound mean.
>>2076670
I offer you my in-sincerest apologies.
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076681>>2076689 >>2076724
>>2076678
Likewise, I revert back to 17 when sahven. It is disgusting.
>>2076679
THREAD ELECTION
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076682
>>2076677
Minami was called Mustache long before that. When he first showed up, he just told everyone he was a girl then someone (I forgot who) leaked pictures of him and he had a pedo stache. So a few people just kept calling him Mustache.
▶ 3ba005 (28) No.2076683>>2076688 >>2076689
>>2076678
Probably beer. Could drink that anytime regardless.
>>2076680
Good thing I'm the only one who doesn't care about sounding mean.
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076684
Elections are meaningless. Just burn the Reichstag.
▶ 1ff531 (22) No.2076685>>2076690
>>2076680
I do not think you are being very sincere
▶ 7210d2 (8) No.2076686>>2076732
I'm skimming through thread when I can at stop signs but thank you ewio
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076688>>2076692
>>2076683
You are kinda boring, though. I mean just a little though. Maybe I'm wrong. Never mind, ignore me.
▶ 8e6a85 (21) No.2076689>>2076692 >>2076693 >>2076696
>>2076680
You're the one who chooses to associate with this cesspool.
>>2076681
I enjoy it when I'm trying to look young
but at this point I only get to be shaven Late May through Early August. I haven't had a baby face in a little more than 7 months.
You should let me see your beard
>>2076683
I wish I could tell you I appreciate your tastes.
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076690>>2076698
>>2076685
WHAAAT? Nooo, I'm being totally sincere.
▶ 1ff531 (22) No.2076691>>2076694 >>2076724
>>2076679
Well duh
Amy is the biggest baka
▶ 3ba005 (28) No.2076692>>2076694 >>2076695
>>2076688
I usually do.
>>2076689
I make my own beer, so.
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076693>>2076695
>>2076689
I forgot how we got here. Uh...
Wait you're into that, too?
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076694>>2076703 >>2076705
>>2076691
YOU WHAT
>>2076692
This has hurt my feelings.
▶ 8e6a85 (21) No.2076695>>2076700 >>2076703 >>2076704 >>2076706
>>2076692
Really?!
Does Florida have a law against mailing alcohol?
>>2076693
into... wha-?
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076696
>>2076689
iTS NOTHING GOOD OR EVEN REMOTELY COOL. bUT GIMME A SEC.
▶ df7bcc (10) No.2076697>>2076699
>>2076675
then i got a smoothie afterwards and Hu sent me a really lewd pic that I opened while I was in line checking discord
▶ 1ff531 (22) No.2076698
>>2076690
Lies. Lies and deceit
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076699>>2076720 >>2076721
>>2076697
>involving yourself with anything from here in public
▶ 8e6a85 (21) No.2076702>>2076710
That was way easier than I thought it was going to be.
I fully expected you to tell me to fuck off and ky myself again.
▶ 3ba005 (28) No.2076703>>2076709 >>2076722
>>2076694
Stop setting me up then.
>>2076695
Dunno. Probably not. Would need to get a whole bunch of bullshit labels I'm sure.
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076704>>2076711 >>2076722
>>2076695
Its pretty shit
But better than babb face
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076706>>2076722
>>2076695
>Does Florida have a law against mailing alcohol?
There's federal laws against that. One of the two forgotten letters of ATF.
▶ c892ee (8) No.2076707>>2076722 >>2076724
>>2076678
hehe yeee, I called him so he'll be getting up here soon!
>>2076679
I'm really really proud of you dude, you're doing great!
been enjoying birfweek, took a 2 hour long shower today and what not.
life is good.
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076708
It isn't like you asked for ass pics or a dick pic
ATP everyone has seen my mugshot.
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076709>>2076714 >>2076734
>>2076703
I lied.
>>2076705
So, hang on, are you who I think you are?
▶ 1ff531 (22) No.2076710>>2076722
>>2076702
I still want you to do that
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076711>>2076713
>>2076704
>KEK flag
Whelp. Enjoy prison for a hate crime.
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076712
Sinni is birthing mini thots, beware
▶ 3ba005 (28) No.2076714>>2076715
>>2076709
So much for never lying.
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076716>>2076725
It is time to kill the poster wall. And get an ISIS flag.
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076717>>2076726
>>2076713
I took a screenshot of this post and am going to send it to London police.
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076719
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076720>>2076725
>>2076699
Sometimes I think about these guys when I'm at work. I'm a little ashamed to admit it.
▶ df7bcc (10) No.2076721
>>2076699
b-but I like a lot of people here
▶ 8e6a85 (21) No.2076722>>2076727 >>2076728 >>2076729 >>2076730 >>2076735 >>2076736
>>2076700
Oh, Blood? Yeah..
I was kind of an edgy emo kid before emo was a thing.
I'm also a participating Satanist.
Blood kind of makes me diamonds.
I prefer when my wife lets me, instead of the other way around
>>2076703
That sucks. I kind of want to try it.
I'm not a huge beer guy, but I do enjoy it now and again.
>>2076704
I ... don't know what I was expecting. This is the first I've ever seen your face.
You're a lot prettier than I imagined. With as reserved as you are, I figured you were 360 pounds and paler than a Swede.
>>2076706
I know that UPS will allow you to ship if you acquire a license (5 dollars and ten minutes online) and create an account with them, but only to certain states.
>>2076707
Thanks. I'm gonna shower and redo my hair in about five, so if I miss him, tell him I'll be back tonight
>>2076710
And the opinion of a garbage-tier poster like you should matter to me..... why?
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076723
>>2076713
This might be my favourite post by you. The combo of the pic, post and poster is just perfect.
▶ d6650a (13) No.2076724>>2076730 >>2076738 >>2076740 >>2076742
>>2076681
I like the relative social anarchy we've cultivated
>>2076691
Everyone is in some ways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How was ur day
>>2076701
ay gurl how u
>>2076707
What is "birfweek"? You celebrate your birthday all week or what? ^^
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076725>>2076735 >>2076738
>>2076716
That's not a hate crime, though. You can drive trucks through crowds of white people and it's only a minor offense. Saying anything negative about brown people or kikes will get you prison time.
Don't drop the soap.
>>2076720
When I'm at work, I have literally no involvement with this place because why the fuck would I?
▶ 1ff531 (22) No.2076726>>2076733 >>2076739
>>2076717
I don't think scoots lives in London
▶ 3ba005 (28) No.2076727>>2076731
>>2076722
I enjoy it. I use a bit of honey for flavor. Works well.
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076728>>2076745
Perhaps cynic is right. Perhaps I should just have a anxiety breakdown and delete everyone and go back to being a Meme'ing Spamming cunt.
>>2076722
Thank you, thats pretty CashMoney of you. I mean, Anta baka? What are you saying, baka... look at this baka.
▶ c892ee (8) No.2076730>>2076745 >>2076765
>>2076722
mkay!
hav fun uwu
>>2076724
Birthdays are special!!!
a day to celebrate and appreciate people, and for the first time since I was a kid I have people I actually want to be appreciated by :)
birfweek
▶ 8e6a85 (21) No.2076731>>2076737
>>2076727
It sucks that I vowed never to step foot in the state of Florida again or I'd come bug you this summer during my road trip.
▶ d6650a (13) No.2076732
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076733
>>2076726
BUT ENGLAND IS MY CITY
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076735>>2076743 >>2076745
>>2076725
It's only ever wondering how a particular poster is doing if I've not seen them in a while.
>>2076722
I think I'd enjoy either, and I have very extensive scarring on my left arm from too much time spent inside my own head.
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076736>>2076745
>>2076722
Interstate alcohol falls under really weird and otherwise archaic laws. Even if it's not sold with no compensation whatsoever it's still a pain in the ass. The only way I figured this out was when a local liquor producer didn't distribute far enough north for a family member. Attempting to ship it became far more hassle than it was worth. I don't know if things have changed in the last few years since, though.
▶ 3ba005 (28) No.2076737
>>2076731
No amount of beer is worth going here. I'll let you know if I leave this shithole to get you a few bottles.
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076738>>2076743 >>2076765
>>2076724
Lists and voting/elections of anykind. It drives the place NUTS.
>>2076725
Yeah yeah, SJW society. I know. Its a fucking toxic place.
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076739
>>2076726
He always talks about it as the place he's from so I just sort of assumed.
▶ 38c338 (2) No.2076740>>2076765
>>2076724
im gud what are you up to these days?
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076741>>2076749
>>2076734
Oh cool I was right. How's it going?
▶ 1ff531 (22) No.2076742>>2076765
>>2076724
Was short and I got one of my kitties back
They seem to get out almost every day and it's a Tom and Jerry routine trying to catch them.
My phone service cuts off today which sucks cause I won't have money til next week
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076743>>2076748 >>2076750
>>2076735
I remember that I thought about you randomly once. The passing thought was "I wonder if he ever actually killed himself". That was it, though.
>>2076738
The colonized are taking over the colonizers.
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076744>>2076746 >>2076747
Ive dropped my general area a few times. But to be fair, why would anyone REALLY care. What utility is that info to anyone really.
▶ 8e6a85 (21) No.2076745>>2076751 >>2076752 >>2076756 >>2076758
>>2076729
Can't think of a single instance where I've given a shit about your thoughts or feelings, so I'm not certain what you're referencing.
>>2076728
Are you having a stroke?
>>2076730
Take it easy, love.
>>2076735
Never fucked with my arms. Too easy for parents and friends to determine something was up.
I never wear shorts, so my legs are kind of fucked up from being an edgy teen. I prefer being let because I have to put all my trust in this person who could very well kill me if she felt like it. Cathartic. Euphoric... I don't know. Hot.
>>2076736
Probs. I shipped a bottle of Kraken to a friend in rural Iowa who claimed he couldn't find it anywhere about a year ago, and neither of us dealt with any crap. Like I said, five bucks and ten minutes.
__
Back in 6 to 8 hours. Shower, weed, Dinner with the wife. Later.
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076746>>2076756
>>2076744
I legitimately don't pay enough attention to you. Half of your posts are one step from spam so I just scroll passed them.
▶ 8e6a85 (21) No.2076747
>>2076744
im going to the UK next summer. I could very well use this information
for cuddles and tours
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076748>>2076753
>>2076743
The ultimate irony. The sins of the father. If only we had Guns to defend ourselves... Genuine gun envy.
▶ 1ff531 (22) No.2076749>>2076760
>>2076741
Going slow but good
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076750>>2076757
>>2076743
Well yeah like that. Sometimes exactly those words. But usually more like, "I wonder how Loco's been" or "Man, I would love to screw [insert flavour of the month here]"
▶ c892ee (8) No.2076751
>>2076745
wait george just got up qq
▶ d0aba0 (2) No.2076752>>2076754 >>2076755
>>2076745
i just missed you
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076753>>2076759
▶ 8e6a85 (21) No.2076754
>>2076752
fuck
discord
five minutes.
I've really gotta get ready
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076755
>>2076752
You did that on purpose.
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076756>>2076762
>>2076745
Later. No, just my pseudo-schizophrenia.
>>2076746
Right? I dare say a good 7/8ths of the thread would rather I was kaput. I don't blame them. I mean, I rarely remember where anyone else is really from. Just states for the most parts.
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076757>>2076760
>>2076750
You're still so torn up about your relationship with Loco falling apart?
▶ 1ff531 (22) No.2076758
>>2076745
Still waiting for you to die
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076759>>2076762
>>2076753
Apparently he survived.
>I had to share that with my fellow gore loving friendo.
His head, lmao
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076760>>2076761 >>2076762
>>2076749
I'm glad. Shame about the slow, though. Slow is kind of the worst.
>>2076757
That was just an example you dingbat.
▶ 1ff531 (22) No.2076761>>2076766
>>2076760
Might fap soon but idk
There's not much to do and no one else is here
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076762>>2076764 >>2076766
>>2076756
Not because I'm an American but honestly, US states are far easier to remember where someone's from then most European countries outside the difference between England/Scotland/Wales when someone says Britain. Your administrative areas are so tiny it's kind of hard to keep track of if you don't live there.
>>2076759
He's in the hospital on life support.
He's alive but sure as hell isn't a life worth living as a vegetable. How much blood loss there was and they just scurried like rats instead of even mitigating the damage. It wouldn't have outright saved him but sure as hell would've helped whatever recover could be available.
>>2076760
You still stay up late at night dreaming of his facial parasite.
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076764>>2076772
>>2076762
they had said "According to Holmes' mother, he was in stable condition after undergoing surgery at Ben Taub Hospital, at last check."
▶ d6650a (13) No.2076765>>2076769 >>2076770
>>2076730
Glad you're having fun; happy birthweek ^^
I don't really care about my birthday tbh; I just don't see birthdays as inherently significant, since they're based on a manmade calendar and everything
But they can give a nice reason to celebrate to people who need one
I guess I probably just don't care for that kind of appreciation
>>2076738
These days it just gets drowned in the anarchy of everyone shitting each others' contradictory lists on each other; it's great
So many Blessings of Lawlessness have been given to us
>>2076740
Exercising and stuff, you? ^^
>>2076742
How do they get out? You should probably fix whatever the problem is :3
And oh well, I guess you can turn that into a reason to explore other things in the meantime
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076766>>2076770 >>2076772
>>2076762
No I don't I think about Elma.
>>2076761
I believe that FURIOUS MASTURBATION is the solution to all ills.
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076769
>>2076765
Based! How did we sirvive before the revelations.
▶ 1ff531 (22) No.2076770>>2076788
>>2076765
They know how to open the back door cause the locks broke on it. I put a chair under the handle so no one is opening it now
>>2076766
Maybe a little less furious
▶ 4989d3 (43) No.2076771>>2076773 >>2076788
I sleep.
I've recently started having bad dreams. First time in years.
Good night thread.
Give me Ni Nis and (you) So I can have a fresh wave of terrifying nightmares.
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076772>>2076775
>>2076764
I guess it has been updated since the last I checked sometime yesterday. Sort of surprising.
>>2076766
But does Elma have any hideous facial deformities that you desire?
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076773
▶ 7210d2 (8) No.2076774
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076775>>2076776
>>2076772
Not that I am aware of. Thankfully.
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076776>>2076777
>>2076775
>Thankfully.
Don't lie.
There's a void of facial tumors you want to fill.
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076777>>2076778
>>2076776
Audibly laughed. I'll just steal an x-ray machine from a hospital and rig something together.
▶ df3bb6 (41) No.2076778>>2076779
>>2076777
You dream of being with him, walking in protests demanding iPhones for refugees because anything else is utter racism. All so you can get giant moles in your life.
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076779
>>2076778
It's all about the damn moles. Can't get enough of 'em.
▶ 7210d2 (8) No.2076780>>2076788
Scootsy goes to bed and thread die
▶ 6b950f (11) No.2076784
▶ 6b950f (11) No.2076786
▶ d6650a (13) No.2076788>>2076789 >>2076790 >>2076805
>>2076770
I kind of want to get a cat some day but I'm allergic
I think there's good medicine for that tho; haven't really looked into it
I should prob stick with dogs anyway
>>2076771
Night
>>2076780
Are u still posting and driving
>>2076782
-huggu- ♥
How u
▶ 7210d2 (8) No.2076789>>2076799
>>2076788
Nope im at ddr now
▶ 6b950f (11) No.2076790>>2076799
>>2076788
*snuggle*
lonely and hungry
▶ 2257bb (11) No.2076792>>2076793 >>2076794 >>2076799
Is this the actual thread?
▶ 6b950f (11) No.2076793>>2076796
▶ c28e53 (3) No.2076794>>2076795 >>2076796
>>2076792
This is the decoy
▶ 6b950f (11) No.2076795
▶ 2257bb (11) No.2076796>>2076798 >>2076803
>>2076794
>>2076793
Great.
Anyhow what's up?
▶ 0c547f (59) No.2076797
Attention all athletes: There are minor scheduling adjustments.
Space disc! Is totally cancelled.
Space swords! Is totally cancelled.
Space luge! Is also cancelled.
And all other events are pending.
▶ 6b950f (11) No.2076798>>2076802
>>2076796
slow day today...
i don't know any news
▶ d6650a (13) No.2076799>>2076800 >>2076801 >>2076802
>>2076789
At an arcade?
I'm assuming ddr stands for Dance Dance Revolution
>>2076790
Do you have food that you're refusing to eat again
>>2076792
No because AH isn't here yet
▶ 7210d2 (8) No.2076800>>2076812
>>2076799
yeppers
There's usually ups and downs of when i go but more often than not
ups
like ive been going 2-4 times a week as of late
▶ 6b950f (11) No.2076801>>2076804 >>2076812
>>2076799
uhhh.... i can't find it.
i'm scared
▶ 2257bb (11) No.2076802>>2076807 >>2076812
>>2076798
Slow days are better than bad days.
>>2076799
It that some new guy?
▶ c28e53 (3) No.2076803>>2076806
>>2076796
We're all dead and in hell
Outside of that not much.
▶ 72da21 (5) No.2076804>>2076807
▶ 1ff531 (22) No.2076805>>2076812 >>2076813
>>2076788
Cats are way better than dumb dogs
▶ 2257bb (11) No.2076806>>2076809 >>2076815
>>2076803
Gay.
I slept in my car because everything in the house was loud as shit and I was about ready to freak out.
▶ 6b950f (11) No.2076807>>2076808 >>2076813
>>2076802
at least we are alive and okay... i guess.
but what can we do?
>>2076804
yeah...
▶ 6b950f (11) No.2076810>>2076814
>>2076808
what do you play now?
▶ d6650a (13) No.2076812>>2076816 >>2076818 >>2076825
>>2076800
It's probably good cardio exercise
Btw did you get tiddie pills yet
>>2076801
You lost it? Just think of where you had it last :3
Or go to >>>/subway/
>>2076802
See >>2074937
>>2076805
They seem to be kind of be cunts who persistently act like they're in charge, tho
I can't be sure tho cause I have little experience with them
▶ 72da21 (5) No.2076813>>2076818
>>2076805
no
>>2076807
is this something I need to worry about or are you memeing?
▶ 2257bb (11) No.2076814>>2076818
>>2076810
FF14 and LoL most days.
That or N64. Ordered some Gamecube games.
▶ 72da21 (5) No.2076815>>2076817
>>2076806
that's rough. buy some wireless noise cancelling earphones.
▶ 1ff531 (22) No.2076816>>2076819
>>2076812
Just gotta show em who's boss
▶ 2257bb (11) No.2076817>>2076821
>>2076815
I feel like they would be awkward to sleep on.
Plus I have a van so it's pretty roomy.
▶ 6b950f (11) No.2076818>>2076819 >>2076820 >>2076821
>>2076812
it's under all that stuff ;~;
and >/no money/
>>2076813
no memes ever.
>>2076814
they released new irleia today
she is kinda..... strong
▶ d6650a (13) No.2076819>>2076826
AH could be GONE forever because Kanra didn't give her enough attention
>>2076816
Does that work? Wish told me they just don't learn
But that's probably because he's a femboy who likes letting them dominate him
>>2076818
Get it out if you're hungry then, silly :3
▶ 2257bb (11) No.2076820
>>2076818
As a support it sucks when dive champs get better.
▶ 72da21 (5) No.2076821>>2076823
>>2076817
they're not. I did it back when I was nocturnal. stupid Finnish kids who can only run, not walk, as upstairs neighbours. wireless bluetooth noise cancelling earphones. sleep with one ear in, and one against the pillow. by the time things are quiet, I can take em off.
>>2076818
pls be smart with your money and keep your environment somewhat organized.
▶ df7bcc (10) No.2076822>>2076827 >>2076832
eat dinner and immediately hungry after
and I still have to go to the gym
:'(
▶ 2257bb (11) No.2076823>>2076832
>>2076821
Can I sleep on my side with them?
I choke if I lie on my back when I sleep.
▶ 7210d2 (8) No.2076825
>>2076812
NO
im scheduling it as soon as i know i have enough spending money
which is thursday
▶ 1ff531 (22) No.2076826
>>2076819
Kitties are not dominant lol
▶ 7210d2 (8) No.2076827
>>2076822
bring me boba when u go to the gym >:3
hehehehehehehe
theyre probably in the complete opposite direction
▶ d0aba0 (2) No.2076828
▶ 72da21 (5) No.2076832>>2076837
>>2076823
yes. they're earphones, not headphones. they're so fricken useful if you want quiet time. next time you have disposable income, I'd reccomend a pair.
QuietControl 30 Noise Cancelling Earphones.
>>2076822
good luck.
▶ 2257bb (11) No.2076837
>>2076832
I'll look into it.