/animus/ - Avatarfag Circlejerk

>>2076503

Why do you always doubt me? ;~;

>>2076505

OH SUCK MY PILLY YOU OBTUSE ARSECLOWN

Lili do not cut off cock

>>2076510

Just because you purportedly changed doesn't mean I have.

@scootsy

>>2076502

do i make you swoon?

>>2076510

>SUCK MY PILLY

That's what you had Loco for.

>>2076511

You're a kike?

>>2076515

Someone looks amazingly cute. Goodjob! Proud!

>>2076516

Are you a trans girl?

>>2076523

"bitch i might be"

>>2076518

>Around blacks

>Never relax

Enjoy going to prison for a hate crime. Joking on the internet is a serious offense.

>>2076527

okay but before you stop existing post tummy

>>2076513

Never said all the urges weren't there. I've just been ignoring them for a whole 2 years.

>>2076517

No but there's a solid chance my dad would have died before he met my mam so I'd not exist.

>>2076521

Keep up the good work!

>>2076525

Then I might, bitch.

>>2076529

>so I'd not exist.

If only.

>>2076529

Mmhm.

>>2076536

So they can burn them from what they've seen?

>>2076531

what's animus 2049

i don't get it

>>2076538

I'm always doubting.

I pray, every night, every morning, for our Lord, Jesus Christ, to perform a miracle. The miracle of Estrogen in the water.

>>2076540

But why?

>>2076543

Because everyone lies all the time.

>>2076538

I lost my pinkie toenail from blisters due to just picking up running again and I stubbed it on the coffee table the other day.

I think I said at least a few hundred profanities in the half an hour following it.

>>2076545

The sad part is the would actually work.

>>2076547

Oh. So karma worked in reverse this time. Well alright then.

Driving down the interstate, going way too goddamn fast

A few more hours, we'll be crashing, then later on we'll laugh

All we've had for days on end is liquor, beer, and speed

Don't know what we're doing, but we think we need to eat

Well I'm running from my problems, to my problems I ignore

Nevermind my absent mind, fuck what I'm running for

Well, we traveled to New London and got laid out on the floor

Fuck being nice, I swear I will not be nice anymore!

>boys who dress as girls

>boys who are girls

>kissing those boys

>>2076546

>>2076550

You have never known pain until you're without a finger or toe nail and hit them on something.

>>2076555

All the time.

So who's drinking with me today?

>>2076553

Yoooo~

>>2076556

I don't recall how painful it was any of the times I've done it.

>>2076557

Well I'm an exception to the rule. I am always totally truthful.

>>2076560

How's it going?

I am tempted by that Hibiki downstairs.

>>2076561

Make a pact with Elma to get pliers and rip each other nails out.

>>2076564

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>2076562

Is there a word for "I don't feel great, but good things are happening around me"?

I'm celebrating, anyway.

What's going on with you?

>>2076560

I'll drink, sure.

>>2076561

See >

You're wholly gay.

>>2076563

dooo iiit

tfw scootsy only sees me as a crossdressing boy.....

>>2076569

No. Unleashing the monster isn't a good idea.

>>2076567

Sweet.

Wait

Aren't you always drinking?

Whatever, I'll take the company. What's going on?

__

Daily reminder that Transgenderism is a mental illness

But Elma's cool

>>2076570

Did I say that? Why not see the option below it? Why But can you do this ?

>>2076566

Still a little fidgety. Mads was being lewd.

>>2076568

i hat u

>>2076567

This only proves that I've thought about kissing boys. Your evidence literally proves the point you're trying to discredit.

>tfw Liliana repeatedly upsets me with such accusations

>>2076573

Nah, can only drink for 2 weeks out of the month now. Emergency on call and all that.

Not much. Just another day.

>>2076576

Point is that you're gay, not bi.

>>2076576

I hate that everyone tries to make balisongs edgy and do autistic things with them.

They're just the best blade length to folded length ratio.

>>2076580

How does a post of me saying I'm bi-curious make me a poof? What?

>>2076576

Yeah I saw that. That exact picture too. Who would fucking disrespect a Benchmade like that? That's a nice knife. What a whore.

She left you blueballed? Sucks. You should Nofap until you meet up with her and fucking drown her

>>2076580

That's unfortunate. Well, let's make the most of this half of the month!

>>2076581

Well sure but it looks a bit like she's performing fellatio on it!

>>2076582

You being a full peter puffer is what invalidates the claim.

>>2076583

Aye.

>>2076583

She's a fucking harlot, a temptress, and a tease!

>>2076586

I've never puffed a peter. I'll likely never puff a peter. Women >>>>>> men.

>>2076586

What're you drinking, tonight?

>>2076587

Don't you ignore my suggestion. I fully expect you to Hotglue maddie until she can't breathe through it.

>>2076588

No wonder you dressed like them.

>>2076589

Bourbon, most likely.

>>2076585

That's just autistic. It's like if you saw someone deep throating a gun barrel. You would only think they're a fucking retard.

>>2076589

I'm flattered that you think I have that much self control.

I am a sociopath intellectual with no empathy.

>>2076592

I thought your life did that enough as is.

>>2076593

What can I say? I'm a full blown edgelord.

>>2076591

A man after my own heart.

Anything specific, or do you take whatever plastic bottle shit you can find?

Not that there's anything wrong with that

>>2076592

I masturbate cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to fuck me.

>>2076594

Isn't the risk worth the reward?!

Imagine Elma coated in baby gravy.

>>2076595

You apologized to me the other day, as you figured you "hurt my feelings."

That's empathy, slut.

>>2076602

Whatever's closest. Four Roses or Makers Mark or Wild Turkey.

I CANNOT ALLOW HIM TO BE CORRECT

>>2076599

STFU

>>2076602

I do not remember that. It didn't happen. Nope. I have never felt a feeling for anyone here except Lilaiana, but, you know

I've been e-diagnosed as a sociopath by an esteemed psychologist named Bard

>>2076596

That's real fuckin' cute, Teebs. Did you come up with it all on your own?

>>2076601

Ew, no, I'd much rather do it to someone else nowadays. Although...

>>2076602

>I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to fuck me.

Oh hi, Bo.

>Isn't the risk worth the reward?!

>Imagine Elma coated in baby gravy.

You overestimate how good blood and semen look mixed together.

>>2076607

I'm not drunk enough to be witty yet.

Also, we love our transgirls! Don't we love our transgirls?

I kind of miss 2016 election memes

>>2076608

So have you

And in case you haven't: You're autistic

gg

>>2076609

The only thing that will ever suck your dick is gay Spaniards.

>>2076610

Well can you hurry it up a bit?

>>2076613

Not if I have anything to say about it.

Gay OP

>>2076603

>Four Roses

Neat

>Makers Mark

Also Neat

>Wild Turkey

*retch*

I could stand it if it didn't taste like sucking on the exhaust pipe of a space shuttle.

>>2076604

Yeah, what's your affinity with that dude anyway?

He's like, the embodiment of everything you hated about the low-tier /b/ posters

>>2076607

>Bo

Well, at least someone gets my references.

Ugh. Well, I was going to try to push you towards this and beg you take pictures, but it seems my efforts are those of futility.

Way to ruin my fun, sweetheart.

>>2076618

ur gay

This is a biphobic thread so you can only be gay

>>2076617

Get off my dick.

>>2076619

I've got some scotch too but not in the mood for it.

>>2076619

As if I'd take a photo of such an awful sight. You really don't know what blood and semen look like together, do you? It's just weird and ruins the appeal of both.

uwu

>>2076615

And ruin the fun?

>>2076619

Remind me of a another time. A more rose tinted time. Plus, you know. They're cute as hell

>>2076612

When are the re-elections?

>>2076626

>>2076620

Not gay enough then

>>2076621

But why

>>2076625

>>2076622

>>2076627

Yes.

>>2076628

May as well play the part you've cast me in, right?

>>2076629

*stumped*

>>2076630

how u doin?

>>2076632

No.

Lili is a pretty good poster

Idk if we've had such a proud transgirl before

Others should follow the example

>>2076625

~(=^･ω･^)ﾉ◎～

>>2076627

You mean the next presidential election? In 2020

inb4 the democrats make "hindsight is 2020" a slogan

>>2076629

Tracer doesn't believe in bi people

>>2076623

Scotch is one of those things you have when you've got nothing to do and you're playing Jazz music or something.

Or you're celebrating something big.

>>2076624

I'm very familiar with the sight of blood and semen. Don't you know anything about me?

It's kind of like mixing Ketchup and mayonnaise, but more runny.

>>2076625

Need to talk to your Gimp when he gets a minute. he around?

>>2076627

You'll do just about anything for a trap that gives you personal attention, huh?

Brb, let me grab a dress and shave my beard.

>>2076631

THIS LOOKS SO IMPRACTICAL

>>2076633

Aw. No fun. :<

>>2076635

Will you make up your mind, then? You're making it a lot harder than it needs to be.

>>2076636

Well, I was thinking THREAD ELECTIONS. But, that too.

>>2076625

hi sinni

>>2076637

Depends on the scotch. I've two bottles save for bigger events, yeah.

>>2076638

>>2076637

When you are that gay (or hard up for money) then stuff like that is possible.

>>2076632

What's wrong

>>2076643

>these creatures

>people

Wanna try that one again?

>>2076636

How are you doin lovely?

>>2076637

He's asleep, he should be up here soon if he set an alarm! I can take a message if you need to dip in the next 10 min or so :)

also hewwo! how u

>>2076642

Hewwo!!! How u do?

>>2076637

I cannot believe you would degrade me in such a way. It is almost like you are saying I am a "thirsty" person.

>>2076636

Tracer is a baka so who cares what he thinks

>>2076647

Dunno how to make it more gay.

>>2076645

You aren't nearly as enigmatic as you think you are.

>>2076650

KEK. I bet all of them were straight before they did that scene.

>>2076634

Absolutely wonderful.

>>2076653

Never claimed to be.

>>2076653

Post cute traps

tracer is a very nice boy and what he says is very important just like everyone here!!

>when Loafie wants to marry tracer

>>2076657

Of course not. That'd ruin the air of mystery you're so passively trying to cultivate.

>>2076659

That would require me to have trap pics saved and I have none.

>>2076644

Alex Trebek best transgirl 2018

>>2076645

I keep a bottle of Johnny Blue for big things

**Or serious depression*

Why bourbon? You just a whiskey/bourbon guy?

>>2076646

Is... is it trans or... A girl that took a bunch of testosterone or...

.....It's like Buck Angel but not shaved.

>>2076648

You're the one disparaging your status as a human, sooo

>>2076649

Good call. I actually do need to shower in a minute. Just tell him I could really do to talk to him about a project I'd like his help on.

>>2076651

So if I put on a dress, and shaved my body, your saying you wouldn't be totally enthralled?

My hair is longer than Pee's too!

>>2076663

Could be that I'm just boring and terse.

>>2076664

It's just what I currently have in abundance.

>>2076664

Go ahead, prove this claim of yours. Post in thread. We shall see what the rabble makes of your vanity and boasts.

>>2076663

My day is ruined

>>2076649

i just fucked my math test

long and hard

>>2076656

I like the color of that persons hair?

>>2076664

mkay! I'll have him message you on discord? He should be up at 5 If he's not I'll kill 'em

Cucked.

For the last time.

>>2076672

Good!! Give that math the old what for!

>>2076673

His hair color can be best described as what he's eating: bologna.

>>2076668

Well, what's your preference?

If you could have any single bottle.

>>2076669

>

Ach, you called my bluff.

I can't shave or I look younger than most of my students.

Gotta have some sense of seniority.

>>2076673

I already left one. Was hoping he'd pop around at the same time as you did, as you two are usually want to do.

>>2076639

Elma just kind of shies away from the bullying and doesn't really express any form of trans pride from what I've seen, but maybe I missed some things

I actually had her in mind as someone who should follow the example

Who is Alex? Surely you don't mean Alexis? Cause she just claimed to be biologically female

>>2076641

Oh, idk, I don't think I was here for any such thing

But apparently that's where Elma got the "vice-queen" title

I always thought she was just calling herself the queen of vices until she told me that

>>2076649

Pretty good, still exercising every day and managing to keep my sleep habits consistent and stuff

This is the longest I've gone without getting drunk or high in years

You?

>>2076652

Amy apparently

>>2076654

Words are just fleeting illusions in the Void

>>2076664

The next part would have been to disparage your including me in with these clowns.

>>2076668

I mean if I say so it'll sound mean.

>>2076670

I offer you my in-sincerest apologies.

>>2076678

Likewise, I revert back to 17 when sahven. It is disgusting.

>>2076679

THREAD ELECTION

>>2076678

Probably beer. Could drink that anytime regardless.

>>2076680

Good thing I'm the only one who doesn't care about sounding mean.

>>2076680

I do not think you are being very sincere

BURN THAT REICHSTAG

>>2076683

You are kinda boring, though. I mean just a little though. Maybe I'm wrong. Never mind, ignore me.

>>2076680

You're the one who chooses to associate with this cesspool.

>>2076681

I enjoy it when I'm trying to look young

but at this point I only get to be shaven Late May through Early August. I haven't had a baby face in a little more than 7 months.

You should let me see your beard

>>2076683

I wish I could tell you I appreciate your tastes.

>>2076679

Well duh

Amy is the biggest baka

>>2076688

I usually do.

>>2076689

I make my own beer, so.

>>2076692

Really?!

Does Florida have a law against mailing alcohol?

>>2076693

into... wha-?

>>2076689

iTS NOTHING GOOD OR EVEN REMOTELY COOL. bUT GIMME A SEC.

>>2076675

then i got a smoothie afterwards and Hu sent me a really lewd pic that I opened while I was in line checking discord

>>2076690

Lies. Lies and deceit

>>2076695

The red stuff.

>>2076679

hey there

>>2076694

Stop setting me up then.

>>2076695

Dunno. Probably not. Would need to get a whole bunch of bullshit labels I'm sure.

>>2076695

Its pretty shit

But better than babb face

>>2076694

I nothing

>>2076678

hehe yeee, I called him so he'll be getting up here soon!

>>2076679

I'm really really proud of you dude, you're doing great!

been enjoying birfweek, took a 2 hour long shower today and what not.

life is good.

It isn't like you asked for ass pics or a dick pic

ATP everyone has seen my mugshot.

>>2076703

I lied.

>>2076705

So, hang on, are you who I think you are?

>>2076711

fUCK THE KIKES

>>2076709

So much for never lying.

>>2076714

Oh... bugger.

It is time to kill the poster wall. And get an ISIS flag.

>>2076715

>>2076699

Sometimes I think about these guys when I'm at work. I'm a little ashamed to admit it.

>>2076699

b-but I like a lot of people here

>>2076700

Oh, Blood? Yeah..

I was kind of an edgy emo kid before emo was a thing.

I'm also a participating Satanist.

Blood kind of makes me diamonds.

I prefer when my wife lets me, instead of the other way around

>>2076703

That sucks. I kind of want to try it.

I'm not a huge beer guy, but I do enjoy it now and again.

>>2076704

I ... don't know what I was expecting. This is the first I've ever seen your face.

You're a lot prettier than I imagined. With as reserved as you are, I figured you were 360 pounds and paler than a Swede.

>>2076706

I know that UPS will allow you to ship if you acquire a license (5 dollars and ten minutes online) and create an account with them, but only to certain states.

>>2076707

Thanks. I'm gonna shower and redo my hair in about five, so if I miss him, tell him I'll be back tonight

>>2076710

And the opinion of a garbage-tier poster like you should matter to me..... why?

>>2076681

I like the relative social anarchy we've cultivated

>>2076691

Everyone is in some ways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How was ur day

>>2076701

ay gurl how u

>>2076707

What is "birfweek"? You celebrate your birthday all week or what? ^^

>>2076722

I enjoy it. I use a bit of honey for flavor. Works well.

Perhaps cynic is right. Perhaps I should just have a anxiety breakdown and delete everyone and go back to being a Meme'ing Spamming cunt.

>>2076722

Thank you, thats pretty CashMoney of you. I mean, Anta baka? What are you saying, baka... look at this baka.

>>2076722

It usually does

>>2076722

mkay!

hav fun uwu

>>2076724

Birthdays are special!!!

a day to celebrate and appreciate people, and for the first time since I was a kid I have people I actually want to be appreciated by :)

birfweek

>>2076727

It sucks that I vowed never to step foot in the state of Florida again or I'd come bug you this summer during my road trip.

>>2076709

I'm neko

>>2076725

It's only ever wondering how a particular poster is doing if I've not seen them in a while.

>>2076722

I think I'd enjoy either, and I have very extensive scarring on my left arm from too much time spent inside my own head.

>>2076731

No amount of beer is worth going here. I'll let you know if I leave this shithole to get you a few bottles.

>>2076724

Lists and voting/elections of anykind. It drives the place NUTS.

>>2076725

Yeah yeah, SJW society. I know. Its a fucking toxic place.

>>2076724

im gud what are you up to these days?

>>2076734

Oh cool I was right. How's it going?

>>2076724

Was short and I got one of my kitties back

They seem to get out almost every day and it's a Tom and Jerry routine trying to catch them.

My phone service cuts off today which sucks cause I won't have money til next week

Ive dropped my general area a few times. But to be fair, why would anyone REALLY care. What utility is that info to anyone really.

>>2076729

Can't think of a single instance where I've given a shit about your thoughts or feelings, so I'm not certain what you're referencing.

>>2076728

Are you having a stroke?

>>2076730

Take it easy, love.

>>2076735

Never fucked with my arms. Too easy for parents and friends to determine something was up.

I never wear shorts, so my legs are kind of fucked up from being an edgy teen. I prefer being let because I have to put all my trust in this person who could very well kill me if she felt like it. Cathartic. Euphoric... I don't know. Hot.

>>2076736

Probs. I shipped a bottle of Kraken to a friend in rural Iowa who claimed he couldn't find it anywhere about a year ago, and neither of us dealt with any crap. Like I said, five bucks and ten minutes.

__

Back in 6 to 8 hours. Shower, weed, Dinner with the wife. Later.

>>2076743

The ultimate irony. The sins of the father. If only we had Guns to defend ourselves... Genuine gun envy.

>>2076741

Going slow but good

>>2076745

i just missed you

>>2076750

You're still so torn up about your relationship with Loco falling apart?

>>2076745

Still waiting for you to die

>>2076753

Apparently he survived.

>I had to share that with my fellow gore loving friendo.

His head, lmao

>>2076749

I'm glad. Shame about the slow, though. Slow is kind of the worst.

>>2076757

That was just an example you dingbat.

>>2076760

Might fap soon but idk

There's not much to do and no one else is here

>>2076756

Not because I'm an American but honestly, US states are far easier to remember where someone's from then most European countries outside the difference between England/Scotland/Wales when someone says Britain. Your administrative areas are so tiny it's kind of hard to keep track of if you don't live there.

>>2076759

He's in the hospital on life support.

He's alive but sure as hell isn't a life worth living as a vegetable. How much blood loss there was and they just scurried like rats instead of even mitigating the damage. It wouldn't have outright saved him but sure as hell would've helped whatever recover could be available.

>>2076760

You still stay up late at night dreaming of his facial parasite.

>>2076762

they had said "According to Holmes' mother, he was in stable condition after undergoing surgery at Ben Taub Hospital, at last check."

>>2076730

Glad you're having fun; happy birthweek ^^

I don't really care about my birthday tbh; I just don't see birthdays as inherently significant, since they're based on a manmade calendar and everything

But they can give a nice reason to celebrate to people who need one

I guess I probably just don't care for that kind of appreciation

>>2076738

These days it just gets drowned in the anarchy of everyone shitting each others' contradictory lists on each other; it's great

So many Blessings of Lawlessness have been given to us

>>2076740

Exercising and stuff, you? ^^

>>2076742

How do they get out? You should probably fix whatever the problem is :3

And oh well, I guess you can turn that into a reason to explore other things in the meantime

>>2076765

Based! How did we sirvive before the revelations.

>>2076765

They know how to open the back door cause the locks broke on it. I put a chair under the handle so no one is opening it now

>>2076766

Maybe a little less furious

I sleep.

I've recently started having bad dreams. First time in years.

Good night thread.

Give me Ni Nis and (you) So I can have a fresh wave of terrifying nightmares.

>>2076764

I guess it has been updated since the last I checked sometime yesterday. Sort of surprising.

>>2076766

But does Elma have any hideous facial deformities that you desire?

>>2076772

Not that I am aware of. Thankfully.

>>2076775

>Thankfully.

Don't lie.

There's a void of facial tumors you want to fill.

>>2076777

You dream of being with him, walking in protests demanding iPhones for refugees because anything else is utter racism. All so you can get giant moles in your life.

>>2076770

I kind of want to get a cat some day but I'm allergic

I think there's good medicine for that tho; haven't really looked into it

I should prob stick with dogs anyway

>>2076771

Night

>>2076780

Are u still posting and driving

>>2076782

-huggu- ♥

How u

>>2076788

*snuggle*

lonely and hungry

Is this the actual thread?

>>2076792

This is the decoy

>>2076794

>>2076793

Great.

Anyhow what's up?

>>2076789

At an arcade?

I'm assuming ddr stands for Dance Dance Revolution

>>2076790

Do you have food that you're refusing to eat again

>>2076792

No because AH isn't here yet

>>2076799

uhhh.... i can't find it.

i'm scared

>>2076798

Slow days are better than bad days.

>>2076799

It that some new guy?

>>2076796

We're all dead and in hell

Outside of that not much.

>>2076803

Gay.

I slept in my car because everything in the house was loud as shit and I was about ready to freak out.

>>2076802

at least we are alive and okay... i guess.

but what can we do?

>>2076804

yeah...

>>2076807

Eachother.

>>2076806

>>2076808

what do you play now?

>>2076809

>>2076800

It's probably good cardio exercise

Btw did you get tiddie pills yet

>>2076801

You lost it? Just think of where you had it last :3

Or go to >>>/subway/

>>2076802

See >>2074937

>>2076805

They seem to be kind of be cunts who persistently act like they're in charge, tho

I can't be sure tho cause I have little experience with them

>>2076810

FF14 and LoL most days.

That or N64. Ordered some Gamecube games.

>>2076812

Just gotta show em who's boss

>>2076815

I feel like they would be awkward to sleep on.

Plus I have a van so it's pretty roomy.

>>2076812

it's under all that stuff ;~;

and >/no money/

>>2076813

no memes ever.

>>2076814

they released new irleia today

she is kinda..... strong

AH could be GONE forever because Kanra didn't give her enough attention

>>2076816

Does that work? Wish told me they just don't learn

But that's probably because he's a femboy who likes letting them dominate him

>>2076818

Get it out if you're hungry then, silly :3

>>2076818

As a support it sucks when dive champs get better.

eat dinner and immediately hungry after

and I still have to go to the gym

:'(

>>2076821

Can I sleep on my side with them?

I choke if I lie on my back when I sleep.

>>2076819

Kitties are not dominant lol